Canesfederacy Edition TONIGHT: >CAR (4) vs MTL (0) - 2nd Period Last time >>154912614
>>154913576Btfo’d by a team with a pig mascot
Joe Biden was a better president. Sorry not sorry
>>154913576what part of Dixie are you lads from? Charleston reporting
this is just sad
>open box of wheat thins>they're all burnt to shitWhat the fuck, I get the BIG ones to avoid this exact scenario
Infantino called. He rescheduled our World Cup matchup to Mexico because Toronto is a shit city.
its not like the french to give up
they should hire jeets instead maybe they'll win, clearly the rural retards they signed aint worth shit
>>154913576Is this the worst Playoff run the Habs have had since 1993?
casual here, why doesn't Montreal just score?
this game a Rapening
>OLE OLE OLE OLE>OLE>OLE>OLE OLE OLE OLE
>>154913820Reminds me of April 17 2022
Canada is out of the playoffs. Again. Hockey is dying out in Canada anyway. The average Canadian prefers soccer and cricket.
my nibbas want the cup
everybody laugh your ass off
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJMelJSwNys
carolina rape machine is going west
HURRICANES SURGING
>Carolina entering the SCF 12-1Could be historic.
Fuck canada
>>154914748is 12-5 historic or something?
>>154914907Canes demolished two Atlantic teams in playoffs.Pacific weaklings stand no chance.
>>154914976in games where the randys dont score first they are a completely different team. they were fortunate to play metro division frauds and one of the weakest teams to ever make the conference finals to squeak out wins in overtime against them after giving up the first goal, but the golden knights have a .700 winning% when scoring first.
im gonna go ahead and say it - carolina had a free pass to the final. ill be rooting for them just because i dont want vegas to get another cup (or marner get one) though
1993 is a number with the property that 4^1993 - 3^1993 is prime and is also when Canada lost Lord Gary's cup.
>>154913617Better than who? Every president for the past 60 years have sucked ass.
That's what happens when you barely eek by two pretty good teams with added voodoo magic and come up against a very team. Frogs got exposed and gentleman's swept.
A FUCKING LEAF ON THE SHIRTOLYMPIC SILVER STILL GLEAMINGTHIRTY THREE YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
Feelin some bojangles for some reason.
how can carolina represent the confederacy when carolina has actuallywon something
93 'til infinity
>>154916277This is how we chill.
congrats on ruining hockey, heebs
which famous confederate general is from north carolina?
#ProudCuck
>>154915227What is wrong with you fucks treating the NHL as if it was a competition between countries lmaoOnly people from Montreal would have been happy in Canada if the Habs won
knights
So that's what happens when Gary decides to pull the ref support from a team. Lets be real, habs should have been gone since the first round
>>154917602It's just another opportunity to shit on Canada who deserves every shit they can get
Keep quiet, the adults are talking
But it's not >our sport
>>154917622They still had a lot of ref support in the two blowouts.
>>154917721Imagine >rags posting with an Canadian flag when the rags have a more recent cup win than any Canadian team
>>154917737yeah but fuck the >rags
this is gonna be the iciest ice hockiest Stanley Cup final ever
Hank- KnightsBiz- KnightsGretzky- CanesAce- KnightsLiam- Canesbased hank biz and ace. the drunk retard and whoever the fuck liam is are retards!
>>154917807Fake news cric doesn't have a brain
Now that the Habs got elimated you got to feel for Dobes. A rookie goalie having to work 100% while the outfield players do fuck all
>>154917915the shots on Dobes vs. shots on opponents ratio is shameful. any self respecting hockey mom would charge the ice because of what they've done to her boy
>tfw my bruins went out quietly round onelike getting abducted on a vacation in africa and you get beheaded then the next guy gets death raped for hours
>>154917737i think i speak for the vast majorty here, leafs are more than welcome to >rags with us
>>154918040yeah it's like how my grandpa died happy and with a full heart on 10/09/2001. So much pain and concern and uncertainty avoided.
Welp, I guess it's over. I'm not gonna let those GOD AWFUL last few matches erase the rest of the post-season, I had a ton of fun with my habs.Now, sell me on who I should root for, I'm really not too invested in either the canes or the knights.I kinda like how the knights are playing and it's great that they make redditors mad, but also it'd be very funny if the canes swept the knights and the habs had given them their only loss in the playoffs.
>>154918088that's a full month later homie
Who's he cursing next?
>>154918104don't be cheekie anon you know dates work differently in the civilised world (and we spell civilised without a zed)
business idea: get danhausen to curse the canes
>>154918099It's a toughie anon. The home cities have no hockey culture and are undeserving, the fans are freshman newcomers who also have no hockey culture and are undeserving.Now we just have to do a deep dive and decide which players and/or coaches are the most supportable, the franchise means nothing at this stage.
>>154918099Knights for maximizing Leafs fan suffering and revenge against Carolina for embarrassing the Habs.
Lemieux fucking hung himself? Too many concussions I guess
>>154918132The Knights played that clip during intermission during Game 4 when they were up 1-0
>>154918169>“Deputies responded to a suicide at the Andros Home showroom,” the sheriff's office tells PEOPLE in a statement. “After not returning home, the Decedent was found hanging in the rear warehouse by his son.”>found hangingYou'd think that the sheriff's office wouldn't just state that yo we found him hangin' instead of "the person in question was found deceased" or something lol
>>154918169Gary showed him the script for another sunbelt final and it was too much for him to bear
>>154918335It's still the wild west over there.
>>154918122my english grandmother (rip) was elisabeth and yes i'm aware of your bong dating convention lol. i thought you liked BANTER
>>154918389story i read the cops didnt say shit because of their policy about suicides. also it's deceased not descendent. but i suppose he did descend from the rafters HAHA okay sorry
>>154918400I love banter anon and I appreciate it :]
>>154918421>but i suppose he did descend from the raftersjust like my owen hart
When I think ice hockey I think Las Vegas and North Carolina. Great job NHL.
>>154918421>>154918335As a general rule emergency call-outs are all publicly availability data but suicides are not. Kind of a shame they openly touted a suicide like that. Just in the interest of family privileged and tact.
Imagine watching the Habs look like a bantam team against an actual team for four consecutive games and the conclusion you draw from this is>They'll be back next year
>>154918449in freedomland every 911 call is fully available very easilyas i said they have policies and maybe laws, and as always it's state by state. reading the people article now, the cops said they responded and found someone who had committed suicide by hanging but didnt name him. they might as well have put 2 and 2 togetheranyways my theory is beinf front and center at a spicy playoff puck game made him miss when he was balling out and thought he could never match the ride he was on those days. also CTE the amount of football and hockey guys who have called it a day is staggering
>>154918454You know who will be back
>>154918505yeah you can't hide the emergency but you also don't generally do a suicide announcement. in any case anyone who wants to know can more or less find out.and yeah CTE is a heluva thing. it doesn't mix well with the trials and tribulations of life
>>154917693>>154917602muttmericans think about canada constantly. we live rent free in their heads.
I hope you all had a lovely canacuck elimination day.
We lost on purpose to stick it to Trump! Elbows up!
>>154918169Being old sounds gay anyways
>>154918896That's the spirit!
>>154918827It appears some are having difficulties. Let us be compassionate here.
>>154918771This but the opposite. We quite never think about you until you say some stupid shit and lose at hockey....oh I guess that is all the time carry on
I'm hung myself
>laffs
Sunbelt Final, thank you Gary!
>>154919308The only reason I even care about this matchup is that the Knights winning would make r/hockey explode
Dylan: Let me ask you a question. Before he cornered you in the thread, when Bud was blowing him off-...Copey: O-one second, it was the other way around.Samir: What?!Copey: TRB was blowing Bud.Samir: SON OF A BITCH!Swede Mailman: Passin', not shootin'?Copey: (shakes head)
Official SCF's anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
Might honestly be the most soulless SCF I've ever seen. I wanna KMS. Thanks Gary.
>>154919848Now we know why Claude did it.
>>154919848i'm rooting for the knights just to watch reddit implode if carter hart wins a cup, that alone will make copey's sperging worth it
>>154919995Why does Reddit hate Vegas ?
>>154920033because their goaltender was charged with sexual assault but was found not guilty so they still think he is a rapist.guilty into proven not guilty. even then, still guilty
>>154920058So it's either a rapist of the dixie rebels. That's great.
>Habs get outshoot every game and only fluke their way to two series wins thanks to a hot goalie>luck finally runs out and they get absolutely spanked>"Yoooo the Habs are gonna be so good next year!"Top kek.
>1993
>>154919848Blots/stors was worse because of the COVID bubble. Gary's wacky followup was pretty bad too.
>>154920212They found their Andrew Hammond.
This league is dead
>>154919848People will only tune in to hate-watch the Golden Showers
>>154920287It was kino to have almost 24/7 hockey that summer
CARTER THE CHASTE
>>154920212>laffs
what happened in 1993 A.D.
This is so shitty because we can't even post about the lack of usa's success in hockey because they actually won an international tournament this time
did it used to feel like iihf meant more? not even coping with consistent qf exits it just seems like no one cares now
The stench level is rising again.
Switzerland v. Norway plus Canada v. Finland today!Also lmao...>IIHF Adds Women's Division IV World Championships With Iran, India, Singapore, And Belarus
>>154919848I was stunned Colorado got spanked so badly, but even if the Bruins, Lightning, or Sabres faced the Hurricanes instead of the Habs, none of them were going to beat them
>>154919848Still better than the Oilers.
>>154920754Buffalo would have made it interesting
Fuck the KnightsFuck Mitch the Bitch MarnerFuck this leagueFuck this sportFuck you
>>154913576The last good thing Canada ever did was the Red Green Show.
>>154920831and mostly FUCK CARTER HART!!!!!!!!!
>>154920688You can take a page out of Samir's book and pretend the Skoda matters just as much as the Olympics
It's too early to be arguing, let's sip
>Reddit hates the Panthers>they win b2b cups>Reddit hates the Knights>they make the finalsrmyt
>>154920856Please, no, the awful stench of Samir is bad enough.
SUISSE SUISSE SUISSE SUISSE
I wish hockey fans (today it happens to be habs) would stop saying a game on tv was “embarrassing”You’re not involved at all, and yelling at a team/television because you can’t deal with the emotions you feel staring at the screen is a telltale sign that you are immature. your life choices are not the fault of a sports team, yell at yourself or grow up and be a less shit human being instead.thank you, that is all.TL;DR - be less shitty, interwebs!
>>154914050>soccer and cricket You are far closer to being a soccwr nation than we are
>>154920754They showed life against the wild like in that 69 game then completely shut down and ghosted out.
>Canadiain'ts
DIEHARD /lifelong/ Golden Knights fan here, dont ama
>>154920874It was very comfy last night seeing Randy finally win an ECF series.
> Hutson said. “We’re still far off and we know it. For example, I'm a soft twink, and I plan on growing 6" taller and putting on 40-50 pounds of muscle this summer.
good to know our Sennies losing wasn't a fluke. Canes are just too good
>>154921322comfy is a codeword for cozy
Our Sennies mentioned
>>154921450FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>154921450>laffs
>>154921450Redemption
>>154921358can he teach me how to do both of those?
>Brindamour vs Torts for a cup in 2026
>former Leafs vs former Leafs for the CupSo spiritually the Leafs win the Cup either way don't try and correct me you know I'm right
>>154921512For me, it's torts
Vegas: Hanifin, Eichel Carolina: Slavin Based
>>154920212Dobes could flop some more on his next run in the playoffs.
>>154921529tort dese nuts
>>154921514>Leafs win the CupHA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
this is whats gonna prevent the habs from ever winning a cup
>>154921614dobson would be a yearly norris candidate if his iq was over 80
>>154921514mitchie finna win dat Connie too
finally took my morning mackinnon. now it's time to hit the gym
Les finales de la coupe Stanley débutent mardi soir. Je soutiendrai évidemment les confédérés de la Caroline du Nord, et que Dieu nous garde.
>>154921728faggot
>>154921766I'm sorry I don't speak swahili.
>Vegas 19-4-1 since TortsCould go all the way!
>>154921614Zero?Same as me!
i'm rooting for vegas because of torts, marner and reddit seethe
>OH SHI-
Vegas should let Cassidy coach last couple of games. Hes the one who really got them there
>>154921787you can figure it out if you aren't shoot retarded
>>154921450>Gets a plantation>His own Raising Cane's>And the cup
>Stanley Cup Champion Mark Stoneholy based
>>154921925Love Stone. Fuck Melnyk for jewing him out of the team
day two of not having any soda
>>154921868Why?
>>154921980based
>>154921868That's true.
>>154921980for me, its Lipton raspberry ice tea
>>154921889Isn't he from the Toronto area. Imagine the seethe if he spends his day with it there LMAO
>>154921980Stay strong bro!
>>154917493no. only vegas is making trannies and reddit seethe. the whole canesfederacy is more of an inconvenience
I failed to bench 240 for 4 reps :( I then proceeded to bench 240 for another set of 3 :)
>I like it when people seethe because I'm edgyGrow up
>tranny still mad xhe got eliminated yesterdaysad
Montrealbros we got our parade
doing my part to conserve water this summer during the supermega drought by pissing outside
We’re booing Carter Hart, right?So I’m sure everyone is aware of the situation and controversy surrounding Carter Hart, no need to go into the details. That being said, every fan at Lenovo is gonna be relentlessly booing him for every home game right? Pretty standard to boo and jeer at the opposing goalie, but Hart really deserves not a moment of peace. Let’s make Lenovo Center the stuff of nightmares for him
>>154922513did he do it again?
Why do you guys keep pasting Reddit top comments here ?
>>154922564Entertainment value.
>>154921980Do you like energy drinks? Plenty of zero calorie options.>>154922177Marner should only invite marnerjeet for always believing in him.
>>154922513i don't think he'll hear through my tv
>>154919848im done with this league.
>>154919848Panthers and Vegas was worse
>>154923136Vegas shouldn't even have a team, yet alone been in the finals this much. I'll never forgive Gary. He ruined hockey 10 years ago
>>154913638Based, used to live in Charleston. Reporting from Nashville now. Fuck Vegas, go Canes!
>>154923227Retard. No city south of Chicago should have a team
>>154922624But they’re all carbonated :(
>>154913638Charlottesville, Virginia
>snownigs are fumin' about us againfeels good to win. gonna watch the finals at the beach
Just a heads up a different group of french faggots is losing their soccer finals atm
1993 til infinity https://youtu.be/fXJc2NYwHjw?si=lC-Dwt8OPNlRnQov
>"6-1, Yeah its sad when they go young like that."
>>154923790I accept your concession retardo
talmbout the original six teams?
>>154923902lel
>>154923902>hockey was always in sunbeltlmfao these niggas cant catch a break kwabs
i don't acknowledge sunbelt teams so technically the habs won the cup
GO CANES
>>154923398I agree. Aside from maybe St. Louis since they at least have a noticeable hockey presence there.There is no reason for Florida to have any teams, there is no reason for California to have any teams, there is no reason for the Carolinas to have a team, there is no reason for Colorado to have a team, there is no reason for Utah to have a team, and there is no reason on God's green earth that Las fucking Vegas should have a professional hockey team.
>>154924115Flyers retard
>>154924080you just know
>>154924115>coloradoAspen>utahThey hosted the Winter Olympics in 2002
>>154924115Completely correct and based post
>>154924144no reason for pennsylvania to have a team, frankly
>>154924220Exactly. Colorado and Utah are part of the snow belt
>>154924220wtf is the logic behind this? utah is a desert and colorado is high plains. both of those are in the mountains meaning you could just relocate all of californias teams and the knights to the mountains, retard
>>154924379More of a case than Missouri.
>>154924444QUADS TRVTHNVKE
>>154922624>energy drinksGood for getting an exploding heart and kidneys.
move carolina to quebecmove tampa to milwaukee move washington to clevelandmove florida to rochestermove colorado to hartfordmove dallas to syracusemove anaheim to markham move vegas to saskatoonmove utah to halifax move la to cincinnati move st. louis to providence move nashville to albanymove san jose to grand rapids
>>154924599they also help in a pinch when you can't stand at attention
Gary needs to relocate the Stars to New Mexico. NM actually gets snow therefore its a snowbelt
dissolve carolina dissolve tampa dissolve washington dissolve florida dissolve coloradodissolve dallas dissolve anaheim dissolve vegas dissolve utah dissolve la dissolve st. louisdissolve nashville dissolve san jose
>>154924623I second your proposal
Gonna setup my central AC today in honour of our Sunbelt overlords
>>154922513Carter Hart is a Saint
/our/ mammies are SAFE
>>154924623>>154924793>move coloradothe only snow-themed team in the league btw
Just get rid of the shit teams.
>>154924937Penguins don't count?
>>154924974absolutely not
>>154924886>climax
good afternoon Canes Nation what's on the menu for today
>>154925065Surprised people in Carolina can find time to follow hockey between all the sister fucking and klan meetings.
>>154924886>California I I have forgotten they have snow at least a dozen times in my life
>>154925126>klan meetings.they are a lot quicker than you think and can be done on zoom now
>>154925150Which is also shared by Nevada cause part of the sierras are theirs.Therefore, hoc completely and utterly B T F O D again. hoc belongs in the sunbelt
>>154925191Goldurn Grand Dragon couldn't figure out how to unmute his mic and now we don't know if Seth Jarvis is white or not, what a catastrophe.
>>154924853I’ve had my ac on for a couple of weeks
>>154924960Well you got your coyotes relocated at least.>>154925065Canada playing Finland, got some brisket I'll eat later.
should Canadians just accpet tjhat basketball is the new #1 sport here
>>154925291Your local team must win a lot of Stanley cups
>>154925375I salute the #Canesfederacy (but rooting for Golden Baseds)
>>154918167We cheer for our alumni. Kessel, Bozak Kadri, every Leaf fan was happy they got their cup. I'd be delighted to see Marner win a Conn SmytheWe all recognise that the franchise is toxic but we wish the players well
>>154925836KEK do redditrannies really? theyre really gonna go and pretend they like marner now
Finna take a massive mackinnon/mACKar/mcdavid/celebrini/roy in a bit
>>154923775The Habs are the only Canadian team to reach the Conference finals? Put the Flames in there!
Next season, my laffs will be bringing home the hardware, saar.
>>154926506KWABOTY is a prestigious thing indeed
>>154925417i don't watch a lot of basketball and I still think I've seen SGA's head photoshopped on almost every major terrorist figure
>>154920500The impossible. It may never happen again
SUNbelt more like FUNbelt
>Looking at how dominant Carolina was and how close Ottawa pushed them with their massive injuries makes me more optimistic about the Sens moving forward.dont think there's a single sens fan that isnt retarded
>>154927094This but replace sens fans with Canadians. Your teams were embarrassing as fuck this year
A Canadian NBA, MLB, and MLS team have won a championship more recently than a Canadian NHL team. Those leagues all had like two Canadian teams in that timespan compared to the NHL's seven. At this point it can't be a coincidence, there are genuine management problems present.
>>154927094>laffs
>>154927660not true shannon puts out an hourlong video every year breaking down how this isn't the case
>>154927087Based fellow sunbelt king let's go to go Florida and get Cuban coffee
>Hockey Is Real>Hockey Israel>Israelbros.....are you not seeing the connections here?
Potential dive grass spam soon
>>154913576
>>154927964i salute the knighties
Jen
Marco D'Amico says Habs were playing through serious injuries
>>154928339they're so brave for playing through injuries, no other team does that during playoffs
>>154928398What's your problem?
>>154928512Retard
>>154928548You took some information personally and got upset, that's your problem I guess
go knights go mitchie go cartie
>>154928339Lmao Canadians really are just coming up with new ways to cope. I thought that shit was just a meme
>>154928667based almost satan's post
>>154928702And what's got you upset?
>>154928860Send this one back to the kitchen anon, pretty undercooked
>>154928955Again you're just getting mad at someone posting some Habs insider info
That ole ole ole faggotry dooms the frogs.
>>154929047Ogey
would have been way funnier if the habs lost in the finals
knights play tuesday
Soccer is gayThat is all
>>154929047Italians can't be insiders
>>154929396Yeah. Gary could have cooked up a double batch of extra strength seething if he made the Canesfederacy choke at the ECF and Habs lost to the Knights
>>154929518Canes finally getting past the ECF to get sweeped in the finals tho
im thinkin randy in six (6)
>>154929596Guess it depends which one you think is funnier ig... Randys choking at the SCF or another year of Canadians getting high hopes and then >1993 happens
>>154929893I mean Canadians did have hope on the habs so Gary got both
4 Americans won the cup last year count em, FOUR
>samir being retarded againbro get a fuckin job
And one of them was a darkie if you can believe it
>>154929987How many won the gold medal?
>>154930187There are no gold medals in the SCF
>>154929987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rREY-ls2F7I
>>1549301870 last year
>>154929955Yeah but it doesn't hit the same since it's not the SCF like last year
>>154913576I like southern musichttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv35GI9uP9M&pp=0gcJCTkCo7VqN5tD
Once a Canadian signs with an American team he is an American. You don't get to sell your soul then keep it
>>154930321That's a Canadian
>>154930352https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_IIHF_World_ChampionshipWrong again
>>154930503It’s true
noche de los grandes toknight
no hockey today
>>154930633All that money and he chose fucking Huntington Beach? Yikes
>>154930836True
LA has always been a hockey town
Dive grass spam
>>154931774Retard
>>154931025Gary draw underway...Mikko Lehtonen's shot goes off Mikael Granlund, who passes to Barkov for the goal. Canada 2, Finland 2
>>154932268Poor ullmark
Holy FUCK I couldn't find hoc what with football fags spamming /sp/
>>154931277chud valhalla iirc
>>154932588Was that an important game or something?
>>154932588Search it then
>>154932818Yeah
>>154932818>>154932846I guess Arsenal lost or some shit, IdfkJoin in the iifh mickey mouse tournament bros, Canada is getting fucking DECKED lmao
>>154932588hopefully they'll finally go to bed and stop spamming the log with their soccershit
>>154932917Thanks for the heads up
>>154932979Can't wait for the world cup to fail this summer
>>154933014Why
Fucking shitheads.I hope Canada loses to Norway in the bronze match
>>154933654Nah Canada should win. The seethe potential after an upset is high
>>154933716Seek Canadian healthcare.
>>1549337409 month waiting list for assisted suicide?
I'm a caniac and it's Bo time
>>154933740Ummmm for what again>>154933769Kek
>>154932588same, filtered "arsenal" and hid over 20 threads
>>154933572Cuz those FIFA faggots thought they could charge Super Bowl prices for every game
>Lost the Olympics>Lost the Stanley Cup (again)>Going to lose the World ChampionshipIt's so unbelievably over for this post national state.
>>154933994Out of my price range.This is for group play, ties are allowed.
>>1549340671994 WC worked well because the average ticket price was like $50
>>154934055Finns up 4 to 2...>You couldn't ask for a better period for Finland. They're solid defensively and create turnovers and this time they score. Finland got three goals in the period and Alexander Barkov, Konsta Helenius and Mikael Granlund have two points each in the game. Finland outshot Canada 10-3 in the second period.
harvey dent
>ask AI something about NHL broadcast and teams involved>its internal thinking traces expressed dubiousness that a Canadian team would be this far into the playoffskek, 1993 is literally hard baked into the weights of every AI slop chatbot ever made
>>15493411670,000 gallors of water was used to print out that slop.
>ask AIkill yourself
>>154934116>internal thinkingDumb retard. LLM's don't "think". They are called bullshit generators for a reason.
>>154934116>nigga actually thought this was gonna enough of a banger to hit Post onUnfathomably unbased retard
>>154934395go back
So these are the Finnish Bulls I hear about....
>>154934395>2022 era copekek
>>154934463What's so special about Shannon that Gary would give him the script?
>>154934463maybe i have severely low/no standards but id hit it
>>154934169tards actually think this is what happens with ai
>>154934463I mean 3 teams in rebuilding made the playoffs and half the potential didnt make them.Its like /pol/ saying they predict things when 1 out of a million retarded posts happen to come true
Has anyone told Canada there are roles in hockey other than forward?
>>154934112nigga that played Bucky finna play Harvey in the Pattinson
Had anyone told the fake australiain poster that he's a fucking fag?
>>154934792?
easy bronze baby
1993 has been absolutely ruthless lately
Canada has...>no men's gold>no women's medal>no cup>no mickey mouse tournament medalJust put this fucking country down god damn this is embarrassing now
>>154918927
Easy win.No Skoda cup for you Leafs.
>>154934903The women won silver just like the men you fucking retard. Low IQ shitposting
>>154934950>silverLmfao
barkov is russian
>no gold medal in Olympics>no iihf good>no Stanley cup>canada KWAB
>>154934950take off the vpn softpussy kwab
Do they still get a stuffy?
Celebrini as captain was an absolute failure. No medal for Canada at the Skoda cup
/hoc/ told me porter martone was good?
>>154935016erm you cant post this anymore buddy it makes retards mad
You win gold. You win bronze. You lose silver
gg canadafrens :D
there is always the walter cup...
>>154934935Barkov and the boys going for the gold!>A dominant second period led Finland to the win. Finland faces Switzerland for the gold medal on Sunday. The Swiss won their earlier meeting. Canada will play Norway for bronze. The Canadiens won their earlier meeting 6-5 in overtime.>>154934851Almost lost previous match with norges.
>>154935123surely switzerland won't win the whole thing. their memes can't be that powerful.
>>154935141dont look at who is hosting the tournament...
>>154935110>no mountain dew
>>154934851our guys won't care at all, we should have lost to them in the prelims and they'll be super pumped for something that would be huge for their program4-2 norge
>>154935155mountain dew shrinks your balls... everyone knows that...
>>154935110gg always fun playing binland
>>154935053Don’t care
>>154935153oh no
>>154935168shrink THIS *unzips dick*
>>154935043Cope I didn’t
>>154935037shouldn't have even been wearing a letter with or without sid there but he was the only one who showed up offensively and we probably lose to a US team that had literally nobody without him
The heart and soul of the team.
>>154935322I heard that he got hit in the head hard enough that he can see straight now
>no real hockey games todayGary....
>>154935352Its over bros, shut it down. /cric/ has won. Maybe this should be the last /hoc/ thread
>>154935322He should win the Norris over you-know-who. Better impact, better value, better stats, and way better locker room guy.
>2014
FUCK I MISSED CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
>>154935431it was supposed to be funny but honestly it was kinda sad. like watching a loved one with dementia try to remember their family
we're all sissies for bulju and bardaddy
>>154935431Which one? Because both were uninteresting as fuck
How did Colorado collapse so badly?
When Everett wins the Memorial Cup tomorrow it’s going be the exclamation point on the shittiest year in Canada Hockey history
Boushart kwab
*zooms by you with the puck*
>>154935431Dont worry there will be many many more in our lifetime
Making steak tips for heated rivalry night :)
>>154935352Off-season /hoc/ is just around the corner
>>154935449It was like beating a dead horse desu.
>owner of finland>3-0>3x gold medalistking of the world
sharks sisters... the torch was supposed to be passed...
>>154935595>shorks
> Despite his successful NHL career—which included over 700 games, a Stanley Cup championship, and a World Championship gold medal—Franzén says some of his darkest memories came from his time in the NHL.>For the first time, he revealed that he suffered from PTSD for seven years, largely due to the treatment he received from a coach. Why are yuros such soft pussies?
Binland: Please see the hoc treasurer about the canacuck elimination day copyright licensing fee. Thank you.
Bulju mentioned on the IIHF broadcast
>>154935603ACKSHUALLY theyre called sharts, get it right
>>154935576seethe we love day of the rake here
>>154935605Babcock was such a retard.
this "canefederacy" thing needs to stop. were better than that, canes bros.
>>154935477mental midgets just like coach
>>154935605swedes are soft as butter but babcock is a legit psychopath
>no hockey until Tuesday
>>154935605wonder if modano has ptsd after babs raped him too lmao
i miss oilers hockey :(
>>154935734
soon it's draft but before we know it's october and hoki is back!
TRANIME FAGS OUTWRESTLEKEKS OUTBOOMERFUCKS OUT
>>154935678It was fun, just wish they ran the score up even more.The last period dragged on, kek.
Saturday Knight Main Event toknight bros
>>154935843I can't wait for the fall to return. summer sucks
>>154935939>sexlet hands typed that post
I'm sensing a lot of sexual tension
>>154935971me whenever I see tage thompson
I think Gary will order a sweep so not to compete with the World Cup
>>154935985this but with marner
>>154935891got my hopes up, you bastard
stella
>>154936049can't post her anymore as of last night :(
>>154936049was a diver
>>154936049
>>154936166>>154936191excellent posts
>>154936049>>154936124>>154936166>>154936191
Taylor Hall has been an instrumental catalyst for Carolina's postseason run. He leads the team in playoff scoring and his dynamic play alongside young linemates Logan Stankoven and Jackson Blake has been the driving offensive force propelling the Hurricanes to the 2026 Stanley Cup Final.The former Hart Trophy winner has completely revitalized his career in Raleigh, providing a massive spark on the forecheck and scoring key, game-winning goals. It has been a perfect marriage of his elite transition skills and head coach Rod Brind’Amour's demanding, heavy system.
>>154936124lame
>new shannon videonot watching it but who does he pick to win?
>>154936272What website can I read this on later in the day? Do people like you even have a proper editor, or is your job punk rock as fuck?
>>154935891>>154936022the mask vs mask fight el grande match is tonight it should be kino
>>154936316Retard
for me, it's the tigers of medicine hat
>>154936360The "Dark Times" Comments: After leaving for the Vegas Golden Knights, Marner’s candid admissions about his mental health in Toronto upset many local fans. Critics took his remarks as an unnecessary dig at the franchise and the city.The Return to Toronto: When Marner returned to Scotiabank Arena as a member of Vegas, the situation peaked in embarrassment for the Leafs. The Leafs lost the game, and Marner's comments afterward were widely perceived as a veiled shot at his former teammates
Y’all drop R-slurs a lot
montreal r canadians got daddied
>be Canadian >Play international hockey>Only country in the world that takes it seriously >Lose
bulju has to be coming back to the nhl, right?
>>154936446We take it seriously
>>154936476No no you don't hockey isn't even your 4th sport. It's tied with soccer
>>154936446still they get up again
>>154936460I can't believe he was almost a 1st overall pick
>>154936506Cope I do
this is the future of detoilet
>>154933314>>154933314what happened now?
>>154936574Cute lesbian!
>>154936385
>>154936627always a banner day at /hoc/
This is beginning to be tragic.
>>154936574people forget man. even crosby used to look like a bitch at one point
>>154936757>even crosby used to look like a bitch at one point
when crosby and ovechkin retire then well get a real star. mcdavid and matthews were ten years ago. no cups. multiple generational prospects since then. all shit
>>154936825Sad
Late last night Gary arrived back at his mansion,lit the fire in his study, poured himself a brandy.Feet up, he stared complacently into the fire, swirled the drink and finished it off. And he thought:.......1993
WEEK 1JUN 4th>Edmonton @ Ottawa, 1700 EDTJUN 5th>Montreal @ Hamilton, 1730 EDTJUN 6th>Winnipeg @ Calgary, 2100 EDT
>>154936385Shocked?They wanted him gone and dead.If only others learn sooner that Gary wants them in the sunbelt to flourish and find happiness.
>>154936825they need to pivot towards celebrini
is hoc pretending to not like heated rivalry again
>>154936506I don't need to sit here and listen to Imhotep tell me about winter sports.
>>154936916Retard
>>154936877Thank god for the cfl, saving me from a world of only baseball
>>154936946not an answer so yes
>>154936958Tragic, it's only three days out of the week
>>154936825BUT GARY SAID HE WAS NUMBER ONE
>>154936877Is that the cricket league, saar?
>>154936967>>154936946
>>154936825when do we add celebrini and bedard to that list? celebrini look fucking fraudulent earlier
canada will be a cricket superpower by 2050
>>154937009>>154936967
for me, it's CFL legend Doug Flutie
>>154937026Sad
>>154937034
heading to the dude store
>>154937079
>>154937079Sad
After the US takes over Canada, we'll have to settle the Captain question. No former canadian is suitable, I'm afraid.
>>154937026Never got out of group stage, they got a long way to go.They got REALLY close in baseball last year though.
>>154936991Canadian Smythe Award.NHL voters are overwhelmingly Canadian, and will always find an excuse to give a Leaf the award.>Kucherov wins Art Ross>>"Doesn't count: Empty nets! Elite teammates! Power Play points!">Canadian wins Art Ross:>>"Automatic MVP. You BETTER vote for XYZ!!!!!!"Sidney Crosby's Conn Smythe's in 2016-17 were a hilarious scam. He wasn't even CLOSE to their best player in either playoffs, yet he overwhelmingly won.It's the same shit every year, every award.Demidov stood 0.00% chance of winning the Calder.There were people on Canadian radio threatening all their voters if they didn't give it to Schaefer, despite his usage being an absolute joke.
Good afternoon /hoc/>LAFFS>Canada>Colofraudo>Deadmonton
>>154937167I don't want to take over canada
Gavin Mckenna aka the fell for it again award. Internet
>>154937222Ppl think USA goes to war to expand it's empire.Ppl are retarded.If the Gary's don't want the war (and they don't gaf about Canada), it ain't happening.
>>154937194Holy BASED
mcdavid should do matan. that would be good for hockeys image
>>154921614You’re missing game 5
>>154936364aaa is on tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4OmR7VJVPI
>>154921614>>154937318I got a good mind to slap his fat face
Evens and I get one more beer, odds and i go to sleep
>>154937489Fuck the NCAA. The most fraudulent league in the world.
>>154937449yes on youtube for FREE (at least in the us)
>back to back days of slop games Absolute shit script, Gary
>>154937489>muh NIL98% of even cfb players are literal whos but at least they have a fairly big video game or whatever, who or why would anyone pay a college hockey player any kind of licensing deal lmao
>>154937541sleep tight pekka
>>154937079mind buying me an energy drink with 300mg of caffeine?
>>154937596basado
we moved on to /heem/ a long time ago boomershits
Florida trying to close out the series.
>most dangerous drawNOT SO FAST, ESTERO!!!!!!!!!!!
Back from the dude store
>>154937717do you have any ice cream?
Theres a reason hockey talent is starting to flow through the NCAA. Its the one league EA hasn't mickey moused for the last 20 years in the NHL games. State funded schools getting millions in royalties from the bigger half of sports gamings duopoly. Washed
/hoc/ more like /blog/
>>154937727No i dont eat ice cream
>>154937717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppIccJNlojA
>>154937730Wanna hear about my I justice 2 progress?
>>154937717>>154937727>>154937732>Do you have any gwapes?lactose intolerant, man, that's tough...
>>154937728NCAA is just better all around. Less games, less travel, better competition due to older players, better venues.
>>154937756Im not lactose intolerant I just prefer to get my sugar elsewhere
new:>>154937777>>154937777>>154937777
>be me last night>eat a cold taco bell mexican pizza that was a couple hours old>eat half a small bag of hot cheetos>eat a scoop of mint choccy chip ice cream>drink 10 beers>only get 5 hours of sleepI want to die today. Why did I do that
>>154937769NeatI'm not lactose intolerant, but I prefer not to use cow's milk for anything because of how processed it is here in the States
>>154937728NCAA players get paid now. If youre any good you’ll make much more money in college. As the top tier talent gets sucked into ncaa, other players will follow
>>154923496No kidding. That's where I'm at. Wahoowa (:
