ballvious: >>154930324who is your favorite Brave of all time?
YOUNG!
poodrepacos seething kek
>>154936737pic not related
goddamn we're trash
jp singleford :)
SHEA BANGELIERS3-0 A’s
let's go let's go
dodgers
Are you not watching college baseball? Don't you want to see future MLB players and who your team may draft?
>>154940776HOOCHIE MAMA!
>>154936737Greg Maddux
>>154940793nah im good
>>154936737john rocker
>Braves first to 20 wins>and 30 wins>and 40 winsAre any of the other teams even trying?
3 pitch strikeoutani
weathers is total dogshit, what do the yankees see in him lolbtw the jays lit him up, yariel fucked the game for us that game
come on filthy do your fucking job
>>154940765>3
>>154936737Chippy, the Metropolitans’ father.
>>154940830>not first to 10 winskek frauds
>>154940830still to come...>and first to burn out by august
>>154940850It’s the same person talking to themselves
>>154940860My fault I was box score watching while my mariner’s start.
does ohtani have any minor league options, he is swinging at garbage and obviously needs a reset
mookie SLAP
mookie slap
>cucker
>kyle "no refunds" tucker
>>154940975>>154940997worst signing ever
Come on Philly I already ate a cheesesteak and im drinking a rock n rye
>>154940900fuck off pendejo
bellinger > tucker
>>154941036Conforto > Tucker
not to be that chud but cucker was obviously just a splash signing from the doggie doos that is blowing up in their face1. shit and regressing2. no social media presence 3. fans kind of eh about guy4. former astro5. tibbs raking in the league, alex call who would probably be just as productive is constantly on benchone of the worst signings in the last few years
>>154941020Everyone in LA should pitch in and payout his contract
BASED KING JAY88FUCK EM
>we almost had tuckie for 10 yearssilver lining to all of this holy shit
5 K's through 2
it's over
>Sasucky>doggiedoosKEK
way to jinx it joe
What did Oneil Cruz mean by this?
we still got it we still got it
Woo with 5 Ks in 2 inningsAnd yankee faggots actually think they have a better rotation KEK
>>154940776peng arse
>>154941112Rule number 1: DONT CALL OUT NO HITTERS! YOULL JINX THEM!
started hatewatching the stanks and suddenly sasaki stats fucking upbaseball is a figment of my imagination
>>154941133It's a warning to the Dodgers to not start Yams or Ohtani against him
NUUUUUUUUUKE RALEY
NUUUUUUUKE
challenge that, will
>It's so Rok-over it hasn't even Sas-begun
I feel like Roki's gonna get fucked because there's probably extra pressure on him today since it's around noon on Sunday in Japan and lots of Japs watch the game
DOM CANZONE MAMA MIA
The Nuke-Canzone combo strikes again!
>>154941230nah he got it
>>154940742it should always be leadoff with the contact guy with the most hits and then the second guy should be the power hitter with the most home runs.
nigga named calzone
sasaki niggas we are so back
"that might be the furthest ever ive seen a bat from a baseball on a swing" - a's color guy on an anthony volpe swing. anyone clip this
>>154941341back to OKC that is
>>154936737Mark Lemke
>>154940819holy based
holy shit what a dive lmfao, respect
On the one hand>SasakiBut on the other hand>Luzardo
>>154941527wat game?
>>154941552the ball boy in the outfield for the dodgers lmfao
BUNT
good calldodgers on the board
>philly fieldingright
Good Call
What's wrong with the Jints?
CALL IT COURAGE
COLT FUCKING EMERSON
The Oklahoma City Thunder lost.
Buntchads...
2Ktani, what does he even do?
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2Ktani
pages dinger incoming
magnets.. it has to be magnets
shit, he's out
>>154941341Do not besmirch Felvidek with your corporate ass team
Guys my allergies are going off and cetrizine wont workWhat do?
>espn giving me updates on floorsqueakFuck off!!
JIZZ DINGER AND THE GAME IS TIED
>>154941931two heaping scoops of ivermectin
>>154941931>having allergies
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!
>>154941851i just stole a random post, didnt know it was from such a kino game. thanks anon
a chimpsolmian chip single
>>154941931you need to get massages. when i got my first one, i felt my sinuses clear up as the girl worked on my neck and shoulders. it's all connected. i used to take claritin here and there but haven't in like a decade
Roki Sasaki is dealing!
>>154942110did she give happy ending?
>>154942110i get uncomfortable when the guy starts jerking me off
ROKI KNOWS HE'S NASTY
spaghetti all over the field
ROKI FUCKS YA
4/12 of sasaki's pitches hit the zone that inning btw (giving him the benefit of the doubt on one)
>>154942149nope, but i realized some girls were hinting towards it>>154942162had one massage guy and he was good too. most places are chinese or thai here
oh look the As are throwing
>he thought the a's had a chance
dookie dub
>mcmahon to wells to volpewhat is boone smoking
Sneks are beaning my M's now :(
nice catch
what a fucking catch wewhe has sucked hitting but done great fielding
tucker is cursed
>Cuckerkek
What does Kyle Tucker actually do?
Trade this bum ass Tucker. Kim is miles better
>>154942381Literally a welfare bat
>>154942085Be more careful next time.
>>154942425is this just dark and darker but polish
>>154942455this nigga has never played an RPG Maker game [spoiler]it's more like Hylics[/spoiler]
this is an outer wilds/shenmue genny
Come on Yankees, its the Athletics for crying out loud.
>gayants
>>154942548They're a good ballclub.
>>154942085pedo faggot
>>154942581>getting gaped by the fucking RockiesWhat a disaster season
>>154942509thats been on my wishlist since covid, might get both now
oh lmao its borucki>signing a pitcher that the jays DFAd
DOYERS/ANGLES GAY PRIDE JERSEYS TO FIRST 40,0000 FANS KEK
Welp, guess it's not happening
>>154942581i'm not having a good time watching baseball
good call
>>154942608Hylics 1 is more of a proof of concept and I give you the pass to skip itHylics 2 is more of a proper game even if it explains why Hylics 1 doesn't make any senseFelvidek is genuinely one of my favorite games made in the last 20 years so I highly recommend it
>>154942683i'm drunk and I don't know why my gif didn't gif
dodgers take the lead
singletani
fudge legacy PA upcoming
Sasaki is improving. He’s really good now.
>>154942816Do you like BTS?
Phillies getting handled by Lucky SoSucky
Wooooooooooooo 8 K's through 5
young roki is fucking adorable
i told you the philthies lineup would make sasaki look like a cy young contender
Keep it going Dodgers!
nah roki finally locked in
>>154942829he just shut out three batters with only 6 balls.His strike/ball percentage is also improving
oakland commentator is losing his shit over the blown abs call. there will be a jomboy breakdown for sure because something clearly went wrong
Looking like the snakes were fradulent
kirsten mentioned pokemon cards and it wasn't even about will klein
>if I brought pokeman cards into the dugout I'd get beat upbased orel
>poki manskek
>>154942914What happened?
>>154942936naturally
>>154942942he said he thinks he hasn't even seen one before
>>154942921sneks will end the season with a better record than the poodres
I thought phillies has one of the best lineups in mlb. maybe sasaki is just that good.
>>154943003I have no idea why you thought that
>>154942967Padres can actually beat the memeriners, dbacks are mid
I'm not against a cap and floor system. I just don't trust the baseball's owners to actually create a fair system. Everything they do is just in the name of making more money. It's no coincidence that the numbers they proposed for the floor and cap were basically lies, both about 50 million dollars higher than it would functionally be (the 171m would be 128m, and the 245m world be 202m). I also know that they would just raise the prices of tickets, parking, and concessions all in the name of having to reach this newfangled salary floor (they'll all be getting 200 million dollars a year each in revenue sharing). And heaven forbid they ever remember their quest to kill the minor leagues again, the 43 teams they killed and never coming back, but they like to add to that list if they can
>>154943003lol no
>>154943011because shwabar, turner and harpar are in it
schwarber's speed made the fielder rush and mess up >>154943030schwarber hits HRs or strikes out, harper and marsh have been good, other than that it's been bad. turner has been absolutely useless
Nice defense from Josh
They should let Roki fight for his quality start
>>154943027The minor league system is oversaturated tho. Let colleges handle the development of 18-21 year olds and keep only double-A and triple-A teams.
I thought the Yanks had the best rotation in baseball?
>>154943126We doJust wait until we comeback like KC Monday
oops i was wrong, he walked 1 runner not 2i apologize
>>154943126None of their pitchers have impressive wins
>>154943042>no Realmuto
>>154942949The giant screen didn't show the where the pitch was relative to the strike zone. So it was communicated to the umpire what the correct call was.
uh oh stinky
>>154943156JT bats like 7 or 8 now, his defense is still top tier though
grand slam incoming
kek sneks sorry about killing arenado
pinch hitting the cleanup guy is absolutely insane behavior
>>154943189
>>154943205unhinged
>Be Philthies>RISP
>>154943189>pinching hitting your 550 OPS guy for your 830 OPS guyFucking galaxy brain Philthies lmao
>>154943215
Please note that vesia had not thrown a single ball in the strike zone yet
>>154943101Most college kids aren't even prepared for double-a by the time they get drafted
no...NO!
Cocaine bear!
KEK PHILTHIES
vesia didn't throw a single strike until the grounder
More like Alec Bum lmao
OH YEAH DOGGIE DOOS
>Scrubs winYeah no this thread is shit again
theres the answer to that japanese fella's question
What did the Dodgers ump just play on the organ?
Cole sac!
>We need a salary cap cause...WE JUST DO
need that sasaki wink gif
>>154943293wat?
>As blowpen
bad call
lol someone fried that rice
>call overturned>dom doubleMama mia!
>>154943312We need a salary cap so players such as Ohtani and Judge will be forced to play at shitters such as Kansas City and Colorado.
>>154936737They either drive off a cliff in the 2nd half or get butt fucked by a wildcard team
ESPINAL
holy crap
>>154943471dogs are deep
>stinkees
I sure hope there aren't any fucking faggots in this thread right now
STANKEEDOO EM
7 scoreless, let him get the complete game shutout dan!
>>154943487Yankees are getting gaped so they all left
at least the stankees are losing too
>OhKKKtani
we about to blow this game wide open
>>154943554Lol you're about to blow my load wide open
>>154943565that's gay. you're gay.
Mookie Slap but I think they're gonna take the run off the board
Who the fuck loses to the Athletics?
Did he touch the plate? I'm not sure
>>154943600classic pages baserunning boner
>doesn't touch homekek
SAFE
>>154943613>>154943604is that reviewable? or just if he was tagged or not?
>problem?
That's BS, he clearly didn't touch it
What's taking so long? He clearly didn't touch home lmao.
>>154943600>call standsMattingly telling them off about it
>>154943628it may be that you have to challenge that specific part of the play
>yep, the fix is in, confirm the call
thank you blue
worst ump call of the season? KEK
What the fuck are the umpies DOING
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
>>154943636my only guess is that since there was a head in front of pages' heel, it looked like he could've touched it but was inconclusive, but actually on another angle you could tell his heel was up the whole way along and they just didn't correlate it properly
Kyle “King” Cucker
What I miss?
>>154943666>umps don't have object permanenceChecks out
>>154943677Anons getting mogged by Umpgods, as usual
Time for the ELITE dodgers bullpen to lock this WThat's a series win!
Good call for miggy to get schwarb at first
Tanner don’t you dare
>>154943666okay joe clarifiedhe had been called safe, so you can't really call him out for abandonment since there's no reason to expect him to go back and touch home after being called safeif anything it's a pretty rare sympathetic ump call
>stinkeeskek.....KEK!
>pop up>”no big deal for Kyle Tucker”>dropped a routine fly out for an error yesterday These announcers need to stop dick riding this fucken bum
Should be tied
>>154943742hoes mad
>>154943712oh no!
>>154943754I’m a Doyers fan. They’ve been hyping this shitter all season when he consistently does nothing. lol lmao
its over
DOGGIEDOOOOOOOOOS
>>154943712LMAO
>2025 Tanner Scott
no...NO!!!
tanner scott is strike addicted
S O S AOSA
>>154943656.
Shamefur dispray
>ScottAnother shitter that has zero dawg in him
It ain't over yet
>stankeedoo challenging
>>154943712sausage girl.....
I just wanted a win Bullpen-kun...
lololol
winnable
>>154943790It's over pokemans
>>154943790WHO ARE YOU?
>>154943812I'd never last in the pen
I understand that he's come back to form this year, but I've seen him do this shit every time last year. Fuck Tanner Scott with a fucking rake
For those who BIH-OOD America
>>154943822i'm anon
sausage girl fucked us again. fuck that bitch.
kek doyerpacos
yeah I'm thinkin a muncy dingercheck em
YANKEES COMEBACK
will he answer the call?
GG M's
So just like that, all of Roki's hard work, Vesia's clutch in the 6th, no W for Roki?
BEN RICE GRAND SLAM
>>154943848That funcy munkey
>>154943896you wonder why starter W's are so annoyingly rare
RICED
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE SERIESTHE MARINERS ARE ABOVE .500 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MARCHgg sneks, see ya tomorrow for the piggyback
>Blowing a 5 run lead in the 9thToronto and whatever shit city the A's play in have it in common
>>154943885They're doing the heckin shirt off thing xD xD xD
BEN FUCKING RICE SALAMI
Treinen gives up 2 right here
>Ben rice hits slam>it's 6-5>kudge strikes out>stankees still lose
who was the last really great offensive shortstop (like put up 1.000 OPS regularly)of course bobby witt had a great season two years ago but since then has been solidly above average
As should give up the grand slam and then out the next batter just to fuck with the yanks
>>154943954LOL
>judge>clutch
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
boutta finna gonna walk this off
TERRIBLE FUCKING CHALLENGE
>STANKEES
I'd rather Dodgers keep their streak of no extra-innings games alive than win the game
Fuck I wanted to shit on judge tonight
groundballtaniflyoutpagesflyoutfreeman
Duran gonna blow the game this inning.
Belli bomb?
>As bullpen
This A's reliever is fucking ass
>IM WALKING HERE.jpg
>Jizz Chasolm>Chaz Jizzum
>ohtani doing anything clutch
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154943961A-rod?
Holy fuck this is dogshit pitching.Is his name Barlow because he pitches low?
gg philthies see you tomorrow
ggs phils, cya tomorrow for the rubber match
stankees actually thought
>Jizz Chasm
kek doggiedoos lost too!
>stankees lose>sdoyers lose
27 RINGS STFU
P H I L L I E SHILLIES
MY A'sies
>>154944062YANKEES LOSE
Good luck tomorrow doyerbros
>2025 Tanner Scott>Shit RISP>No Clutch
>>154944078/mlb/ is in shambles
>>154944082and heaven knows Im hungry now
This faggot really sits here and spergs every single time the Yankees lose huh
>>154944063people give a-rod a lot of shit for a bunch of good reasons (steroids, bad teammate, corny)but people also forget how fucking good he washe might actually be the best shortstop ever apart from like honus wagner if you count guys from that era
>>154944085thanks bro
>>154944096How many rings does your poverty franchise have?
Dodger fans are definitely the more graceful losers
Mariners won that ballgame btw. Yanks and Doyars were losing at the same time so you might have missed it.
I miss post game kcal weather coverage. Pic somewhat related
>>154944208They're hiring pigs now?
>>154944208
>>154944220>nowthats considered underweight in the south
>>154944208fascinating specimen
>>154944208I’m sorry anon. I love nig-tier asses and bodies but that’s fat. Hate to break it to youCute butterface still
>>154944208healthy and desirable
Which one of you fuckers is this?
>>154944432There's no way it's anyone who posts here. Just drop it okay?
>>154936737My pirates (:
>>154944432most likely a degenerate gambling faggot who just lost his entire paycheck
>>154944432this is just fucked up
No one in this thread can hit a curveball.
>>154944501*sits on your changeup*
Yeah, I've fucked a few guys before. Doesn't make me gay.And by "fucked" I mean "been penetrated by". I'm talking meeting up with guys on craigslist and begging to suck their cocks. Experiencing the pure ecstasy of getting on my knees and taking another man in my mouth.Resting my ankles on their shoulders as they enter my ass at full force, splitting me apart as I experience a hands-free prostate orgasm. Whimpering with each thrust as I am effectively turned into a woman.Go Padres!
The over .500 first place Mariners :^)
>>154944062>>154944084
>>154944501throw a heater pussy
Chicago White Sox? More like SHITcago SHIT Sox!Cleveland Guardians? More like CRAPland GARGLE-ANS!Detroit Tigers? More like SHITroit FUCKers!Kansas City Royals? More like Kansas SHITTY BOYHOLES!Minnesota Twins? More like SHITTESOTA NIGGS!Baltimore Orioles? More like BALLANDWHORE ORIENTALS!Boston Red Sox? More like BALLS and HOT COCKS!New York Yankees? Fuck you!Tampa Bay Rays? More like TAMPON Bay GAYS!Toronto Blue Jays? More like ASSRONTO BLOW JAYS!Houston Astros? More like COCKSTON ASS HOES!Los Angeles Angels? More like Los ASSeles ANALS!Oakland Athletics? More like COCKHAND ASSletics!Seattle Mariners? More like SHITattle MANEATers!Texas Rangers? More like TexSUCKS GAYngers!Chicago Cubs? More like SHITcago FUCKS!Cincinnati Reds? More like SHITcinnati SPREAD-LEGS!Milwaukee Brewers? More like MILFwaukee POONers!Pittsburgh Pirates? More like SHITtsburgh THIGHrates!St. Louis Cardinals? More like St. JEWESS COCKHOLES!Atlanta Braves? More like FATlanta GAYves!Miami Marlins? More like BI-ami CARLTONS!New York Mets? More like JEW York FAGS!Philadelphia Phillies? More like FUCKadelphia FAGGOTS!Washington Nationals? More like WASHING MY ASS IN HOVELS!Arizona Diamondbacks? More like SUCKazona DiamondSACKS!Colorado Rockies? More like COCKorado COCKies!Los Angeles Dodgers? More like Los ASSgeles SWALLOWers!San Diego Padres? More like SHIT DICKego COCKdres!San Francisco Giants? More SHIT FAGcisco NO-PANTS!
>>154944684baseed!!!
I don't get it. I just don't get it, lads. Why in the shit, why in the absolute fuck is it>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES>mascot is a green guybut not>MINNESOTA MINNIES>mascot is Minnie Mouse>TORONTO TORRIES>mascot is a British political party>HOUSTON HUEYS>mascot is an old helicopter>LOS ANGELES ANGIES>mascot is Angela White>OAKLAND OAKIES>mascot is a hobo from the depression>MILWAUKEE MILLIES>mascot is Millie Bobbi Brown>ST. LOUIS LOUIES>mascot is Louis Armstrong>ARIZONA ARIES>mascot is Aries Spears>COLORADO COLLIES>mascot is a Border Collie>SAN DIEGO SANDIES>mascot is Sandy KoufaxJust doesn't make sense
Please fuck my ass
>>154944712>New York Yankees? Fuck you!
>softball on the TV at the restaurant I was at>girls walking back after scoring a run>when it looks like the male coach is about to slap their ass like coaches usually do, his hand quickly pivots and goes into his pocket insteadkek, had to hold himself back while the cameras are on him
>>154944746i think its time to put your clothes in a suit case and move out of mommy’s basement, it’s devil hours and you’re sitting on 4chan shitposting lil fella.
>check MLB gameday>one of the video highlights is a meaningless Ohtani single after he went 1-5 with 3Ksthis is getting egregious
>>154944712What about the chihuahuas?
>>154944841he’s the best to ever go 1-5 with 3 Ks though
how many more games till I can call bazzana a goat? its been 29 so far
how does anyone genuinely not fall for the heater up an in and slider down and away combo?
>>154944878he’s next up for sure bro
>>154944208p h w o a r
https://youtu.be/elVF7oG0pQs
>Amed Rosario went on the paternity list nearly 9 months after he joined the Yankeesbro was so happy to be a yankee he got his wife pregnant
>>154944853Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! El Paso Chihuahuas Anon! Everyone's favorite faggot!And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.Here's the deal: I'm also from El Paso. Sure, I don't know if you're ACTUALLY from El Paso. You might be from Las Cruces. Or Horizon. Or even Deming. But I know you come out to Chihuahuas games. And I know I'm going to be balls deep in your ass soon.You'll be leaving Alamo Drafthouse, or Later Later, (or the Toolbox), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass."Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off. You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.You're getting fucked."Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
i had to leave for a bit and they freaking lost good game phils
It's too late to get into baseball this season?
>>154945216Ye can have a go at me arse any time
>>154944878the tools leave something to be desired but he'll probably be a pretty good second baseman
>>154945216no
>>154944853Picture this: It's summer in El Paso, and you're lying face down on Santa Fe Street. You can feel someone lift your waist so that your knees slide underneath you. Suddenly, your belt is undone and your pants slip around your ankles. As you come to the realization that you're face-down ass-up on a busy sidewalk, you feel the familiar pressure of a thick, hard cock entering your narrow asshole. You turn your head to try and look back, but encounter a stiff palm to the face. Your cheek is shoved onto the pavement as I enter further into your ass.You scream in protest, but it's too late. I slip balls-deep into your ass, I take a moment to enjoy the insertion, and then I start to thrust.Hard.You feel discomfort as I use my hand to brace my weight against your face, and it's almost enough to distract from my thrusting. Almost. Because I am fucking you harder than you ever thought you could be fucked. Each time I slam my pelvis against your ass cheeks it feels like you're going to be split in two. Your taint feels my ballsack slap against it rhythmically, your buttocks ripple as I jackhammer you like a man possessed, and your prostate screams with pleasure as the bell-end of my meat pole smashes into it over and over.Suddenly, the pressure against your face lifts, and you think it might be over. Nope. I lift you up, set you down so that you're on all fours, and grab two plump handfuls of ass meat. People on the street stop to watch as I fuck a drooling, cross-eyed mess of a man into mental oblivion.With a final, loud thrust I release a hot load of cum inside your savaged boipussy. You collapse on the street, cum trickling out of your ass as you lose consciousness.
>>154944878We need to see his tool to know
>>154945216Yes, no, maybe.I don't know.Nigger just fuck my asshole!Pound me in the ass now!Fuck me up the ass!Pound me in the ass now!Fill me with your cuuuuuuuuummmmm!My hole's a meeeeeeeesssssssss...
Why are all of /mlb/'s "facts" based solely on wishful thinking?I feel like the IQ of this thread has gotten lower and lower over the past 2-3 years or so
>>154945147I’m not chihuahuanon thojust like his chihuahuas
>>154944853I am going to find you, El Paso Chihuahuas Anon. And when I do, I am going to lay you on your back and fuck your ass. Watch your eyes widen in shock as my mammoth cock enters your ass. Listen to your pleas for mercy turn to yelps of pleasure as I absolutely annihilate your prostate.You'll hear me scream as I inject your guts with my juice, and you'll probably pass out from pleasured delirium. A hot load of my cum enters you with massive force. Millions of my polliwogs swim around your insides searching for an egg to fertilize - a fool's errand. All that is is the tight sphincter of my unwilling prize.I lean back to admire your gape. heh... time for round two!
>>154945284>>154945247fans of the isotopes that lost?
>>154945216It's just getting started
>>154945289>>154945247>>154945147Based anal rapist (me)
>>154944712>New York Yankees? POO York STINKees*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeBGuLK5Pgc
Fucking Tanner Scott>>154945216Not at all, we're not even at the halfway point yet.
>>154945315Based hawk.3112090
>>154945306>I wish I didn't SUCK now what I didn't SUCK then>I wish I could LICK this whole thing over again>I'm not SUCKIN' YOUR BALLS could never be true>I just don't wanna SUCK how it ends>You'd still have my ASS in the palm of your hand>I'd still SUCK like a fool in front of your COCK>Yeah, I wish somehow I didn't SUCK now>What I didn't SUCK then
Yeah... I'm thinkin' burying my face in between these cheeks would be D A N K
>>154945359>I wish I didn't post Recker in the genny then>I wish I could post sneed all over again>I'm not a metspie could never be true>Post season, who knows how it ends>You'd still have Manfred at the palm of your hand>Spending more than the doggie doos, in front of your friends>I wish somehow I didn't know now, Bonilla paid off again
>>154945373love a thick ass and thighsyup
>>154945411>>154945373I'm thinkin YEAH
>>154944853no way that's a real team
Oh gawd
The dodgers really got rid of Cody balancer because he couldn’t barrel the ball enough for them kek
>>154946150Barrel these balls kunt
>>154946150I miss him but he needed a change of sceneryI thank the cub
>>154946150It's impossible for me to hate belli. I just loved him too god damn much, those years were very special. Shame things didn't work out.
>>154946246:/
>>154946275Sorry sir
welp, wingstop has been going well.i get to take home 8-10 customer order a day. its too much food though, i have no idea what to do with it.
>>154946422woof woof
who's ready for lemon pepper's perfect seasoning?
How I sleep with a 9.5 game lead in the divvie
>>154946667kek
ボインク!
yankees^red soxKdodgersK
>>154946898^o^
>>154945216Yes you're late, you already missed too much
>>154946936it's still April
Starter gives up one run in five innings.Bullpen gives up five runs in four.Sigh.........
all star game soon
>>154945216A R G E N T I N A
>>154947195and now we get treated to the Sunday night baseball humiliation ritual
>>154947422cheer up, at least the cheating sewers got gaped by the cheating asstros
>>154947371mid as hell
birds are chirping so loud outside my window
Why does my Jeffman suck
>>154947715you need to stop looking at porn, son
>>154947721>hoff jeffman
g'morningbreakfast is a croissant stuffed with date butter and halva crumblesand a cappuccino
>>154947770Blessed morning. Having a sip myself and reflecting on my club's first ever '40 wins before June' season.
>>154947715wouldnt mind be amid her loins iykwim haha
Still not convinced with Roki Sasaki. But he's not as bad as Jack Leiter.
>>154947770gooned to the lady vols yesterday
>>154947882I agree, Roki still has a long way to go to earn the trust of the team and the fans.
>>154944208Yes, we miss Evelyn Taft on KCAL 9 after the dodger game
Vols vs Tide kino incoming
Frank Ocean is a Swallows fan confirmed
Do nips really follow zesty niggas like that
>>154948135
i just hate that Swallows' hats have become a fashion statementi see stacies at the mall wearing it..
no one cares
April 1, 2032. San Antonio Spurs superstar Victor Wembanyama throws out the ceremonial first pitch of the first ever game in the inaugural season of the San Antonio Padres. The Padres spent 96 years in San Diego, California before relocating to San Antonio. The Padres will temporarily play at Nelson W. Wolff Stadium for 3 seasons before moving to their new ballpark in downtown San Antonio in 2035.
>The Padres spent 96 years in San Diego
>They'll spend the next 96 in North Bend, Oregon.
gooned to the mariners booth a few days ago
Good morning Mariners nation
kek Padres Girls
>>154948478never happening, have you been to a padres game? they have elite attendance and an elite fanbase thats so electric no matter the month of year.
>>154948120>swallowsyeah, checks out
West Sacramento Athletics
>>154948540idk what the a’s were doing last night, they almost blew it. they should’ve called mason miller to close it out *looks at camera*
Humiliating that the Padres went on to get crushed yesterday after Tatis finally hit his first dinger
>>154948604good now the mariner fans in my head can shut up
I just gave myself a Dutch oven
>>154948530Not unless the San Diego city government cuts off their subsidies towards Petco Park, forcing the Padres ownership to take up 100% of the operations in and around the ballpark.
Tonight's game is on at a reasonable hour :)
>>154948604>flipping your bat when your first home run was in junelatinx moment
>>154948684>flipping your bat when your first home run was in june>it's may?????????????
>>154948684>latinxto be fair his hands are probably greasy, it just slipped out
Hey Tigers...OOGABOOGA
>>154948487Padres have a long and rich history. They've been in California longer than the doyerpacos
what are we watching until baseball?
wait the blue jays lost yesterday and they were leading 5-1 with 1 out in the ninth? lol
>>154948877Isle of Mann TT
>>154948891pls be patient with our bullpen
>>154948897no one in my country knows what that is
>>154948932gaelic-speaking island between britain and ireland
>>15494887790s kinos
>>154948962such as?
>>154948971pedrokinoshttps://youtu.be/HkfnfWhO_u0?si=Ql6i38ONJ2bIlXRjhttps://www.youtube.com/live/dSS_vkQwOgk?si=rC0u7uvnEQBomDJ3
>>154948820>Padres have a long and rich history>2 World Series appearances>0 championships PRRRTTTTTTT
>>154948820heads up new poodrepaco cope just dropped
Not relocating.
>Padres have a long and rich history.
>>154949082I'm actually really jealous of Padres fans.Over in my neck of the woods, if we go sub-.500 people act like the sky is falling.Meanwhile, the Padres have had 55+ years of straight mediocrity and they act like they're the fucking yankees
>>154948820There's so much wrong in this statement
>>154948820>Padres have a longincorrect>and richincorrecthistory. They've been in California longer than the doyerpacosincorrect
gm mariners nation>>154948522gm
I just had the best baseball discussion on reddit.
>doyerpacos easily baited by a false flagkek
>>154949250he was being disingenuous referring to a minor league club named the san diego padres
>>154949324>false flagbullshit
gm
>>154949309good go back and never return
>>154949309same. love it over there.
>be an MLB relief pitcher>get floorside seats to every game>maybe get called in to pitch an inning or two once in a while>nobody even knows your name unless you're the closer>make $2 million per year>retire at 33
>>154949457Counterpoint: Jordan Leasure
>>154949406gm
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154949457I always liked the idea of being a former relief pitcher. 99.9% of people wouldn't recognize you on the street, but some eventually would, and you'd probably have some cool stories to tell them. Then they ask you why you had to abruptly retire, but you don't want to talk about it.
strider's back on the mound tonight, striding into cincinnati to turn the reds into a pile of struck out chili dogs
>>154949476Relief pitcher plot: I sure love living out my boyhood dream>Jordan Leasure subplot
>be Jeff Hoffman>loseBlow Gays kek
>>154949520I think just being in the bullpen with your bros watching the game is probably the best part
>>154949537I'd actually feel bad for the guy if he didn't singlehandedly blow so many gamesSo so manyIn the worst ways possible tooBuuuut I guess he is injured now and that sucks. Man it is truly torment to be Jordan Leasure
poodrepacos kek
I need a proper, team-agnostic nu
>>154949633I will do my best to accommodate your request.
>>154949717thanks
>>154949717not if I get to it first mwahaha
I had to make early nu, there was the threat of thread wars and I had to preemptively strike.>>154949763
You should still finish this thread first btw.
>>154949785FineDo people say Swallows suck when they're bad? Do they recognize the verbal irony?
499 :/
>>154949820500!
