Staal Edition >>155295414
marner was robbed of the Cuck Shite
they surged on the fortress
my asshole was robbed of my marner
1. Canes2.Avalanche 3.Stars4.Habs5.Sabres 6.Knights7.Lightning8.Wild9.Panthers10.Bruins
>Hertl lostThe Shorks curse lives on
>>155311565
>sips Summer is here! What albums are you guys listening to?
I hope the canes witch is at the parade
>>155311627Toronto is like Chernobyl though it’s no surprise he’s still dealing with the effects after he left
aho is a winnerhe knows how to win
>>155311690WITH FINNS YOU WIN
I think it's safe to say we're still calling them thst.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CANES NATION!!!
>>155311600Thoughts on the kitties? They were decent until they fell apart in the latter part of the season. Will barkov returning save them?
good morning /canes/ nation
first offseason marner was mostly healthy
>>155311600>1. Canesyes>2.Avalancheno>3.Starsno>4.Habsyes>5.Sabresno>6.Knightsno>7.Lightningno>8.Wildyes>9.Panthersyes>10.Bruinsno
>>155311600Canes have a ton of ammunition going into the offseason
will buffalo be able to string together 2 good seasons
>>155311865no goaltenderbob is gonna be 39 next year
>>155311532Dearest mother,TOTAL VICTORY! We have slain those godless heathens in the desert and return home triumphant. General Brind’Amour’s informed me President Jefferson Dundon waits to bestow upon me a major award. I can’t wait to see you soon enough. Brig. Gen. Staal97 Carolina
>>155311600Nigga
>>155311600>hasb that highThey were the most fraudulent playoffs team by far
>>155311865At this point, best team in the East if they can't get a good starter to replace Bob and practically guaranteed to win the Cup if they trade their 9th OA for someone like Igor or Helle.A late-season injury bug starting with Seth Jones in the Miami game before Tkachuk had even played a game tanked the season, they were hovering around the playoff line before that.>>155311960Yeah the cap space and draft pick capital is great for a cup winner, let's see if the cup makes them a desirable destination for trades and they can improve their roster with star talent.
>>155312020odd since there was teams that were swept
>>155311635She is sexy
>>155312018Shut the fuck up bigger, yall getting relocated to San Diego because yall have no fans and LA don't need two teams.
I wonder if they keep Nikishin, he's their most obvious piece in a trade outside picks and prospects
why use all these picks on tendies when u can get bussi for free
Has anyone checked on copey lately?
>>155312129he was last seen looking up a guide to kill himself
doing a very large and smelly 2026 ploffs
THIS CUP IS RIGHTFULLY HARTFORD'SFUCK YOU GARY
>>155311594Aho and Jarvis are still bitchmade soft pusys, but good job covering for all their gay.
>Canes get a free path to the Cup thanks to the Kitties taking the year offAsterisk cup.
>>155312000Probably not.
congrats canesfrens! :D in other news my friend won a worldwide national sniper competition in Estonia :D
>>155312020>laffs
>>155312121business idea: not drafting goalies
>>155312270that doesnt leave many options
leafs won
guess the dark times are continuing
It's funny how Carrier won with Vegas and now he won against them
>>155312324lol. Lmao. Jen, evenAdvanced stats are a joke
How did Colorado lose to that?
Will the Hurricanes visit the White House?
>the goalie that won the stanley cup was undraftedgood story for him but that's gotta sting for everyone else
>>155312365Not only lost. Swept. Kwab. Lmao.
Has Taylor Hall redeemed himself or is he still a shitter?
>>155312364that's score effects, canes parked the bus for the 3rd harder than I've ever seen them do before making sure they weren't giving up the breakaway pass vegas had abuse all series
>>155312396Former. He’s a late bloomer
>>155312374He won 31 of 39 starts this season as an undrafted 27 year old rookie claimed off waivers. Edmonton traded for Jarre
>>155312374>his name is bussy
>>155312425its almost like carolina has the best defencemen in the league and all the glory goes to god
>>155312399And the advanced metrics accounts for that and still has them winning 70% of the time
Imagine telling an Oilers fan back in the day that Taylor Hall will win the Hart Trophy and the Stanley Cup
>>155312468but I didn't tell them that
>>155312441advanced metrics are a sham
>>155312485That's why he said to imagine it. Where's your sense of wonder?
Time for my morning marner
>>155312374my broons are shit and run by retards
>>155312396It’s been a lifelong journey. Well deserved.
>>155312561Crazy how little his face has changed
vegass takes a step back next seasona year older all around with their defence going greyzero talent in the pipeline
Heated Rivalry and its consequences are and will continue to be a disaster for the league
>Played an Ottawa team that had historically shit goaltending and couldn't score >Played a Philadelphia team that shouldn't have even been in the playoffs but squeaked in with a hot streak at the right time in the worst division >Played a Montreal team coming off back to back seven game series against #1 Buffalo and #2 Tampa while you shredded through your low hanging fruit in eight total>Played a sub .500 Vegas team that was riding a hot tendie as said tendie was coming back down to EarthYOUR 2026 Stanley Cup Champions*
>>155312636How do these people even go outside? SSRIs?
>>155312684thank you gary
>>155312684yeah they were better than those teams and all the other ones too
>>155312686With the advent of DoorDash and telehealth appointments I’m not confident they do go outside.
>>155312684Sens actually got good goaltending that series though. What really makes that series an asterisk is that their entire defense was injured
>>155312636>mcmeme dressed up as trump before he's even president, grrrrrr>also I'm jealous he's not on my team
>>155312731>good goaltending>swept>senaturds
>>155312684>as said tendie was coming back down to Earthyou don't have the worst finals showing in the history of the goddamn sport when you're merely "coming back down to earth"
16-3 means they're the greatest team of the generation
>>155312000They're a good team. I don't think any team has a more active D from top to bottom. I loved watching them and was hoping they'd beat montreal
>>155312636how do these people not realize how ridiculous they soundeven ignoring that hart is innocent, like fine whatever I'll give them the "rapist/rapist apologist" ones if you really wanna be like that. and some of these are legit grievances with shitty guys. but when like 85% of your list is just "didn't vote the way I do" it just makes you look like a parody of yourself
>>155312686they dont. their entire lives are doomscrolling and internet hyperbole taken at face value. i have to imagine at least half of psychotic leftists are just pedos who adopted social justice narratives for a moral justification for their hatred of normal people
>>155312749>the goalie is the only player on the team>samir
>>155312814they were all shit lmaoalso im white
>>155312636>In honor of the canes>Except that extremely evil Christian trumpie Jacob SlavinThe asylum brain is full of contradictions
one nine six seven
>>155312063Stop trying to make the LA Kings a thing, it's never going to be a thing. No one cares about the LA Kings, bro.
>>155312963Just like my jets
>>15531268432 teams has only resulted in shit games
siiiiix seeeeeven
>>155313029thank you gary
>>155312561Ah, the Cherry days. And, last night, Maclean apologizing for using the word 'roofy': "I didn't want to trigger anybody . ." Sigh.
*roofies /hoc/*
>>155313034How do we feel about normies appropriating a /hoc/ meme?
>>155312365MacKinnon is the KWABOTYthere is no way he can be redeemed
>>155313105He has more cups than McDavid and Matthews
>>155313105haha no it's marner
>>155313126He has more Olympic losses than Matthews
when is ron mclean's human rights tribunal scheduled on /r/hockey?
>>155313139>amateur hockey
>>155313092me? seething
I first really got in to hockey right before Dundon bought the team and I'd ask questions all the time on here. I remember someone telling me that the Canes were so loaded with prospects that they'd be champions within a few years. this is the first time one of my teams have won anything.
>>155313175>my
>>155313175didn't ask ya sunbelt retard
>>155313187esl from india?
canes lifelong here. reddit sent me
>>155312828>they were all shit lmaoJust like your laffs.Also you stink a terrible stank.
>>155313175you got in at a good time, I was thinking about the progression from the 2019 playoffs til now and it's been a good story, many bumps along the road and a lot of other teams would have blown things up after some of the heartbreaks but here they are
>>155313213>please be brown!!!!naw
Now that Taylor Hall finished his redemption arc, what is his chance of getting into HoF?
>>155313234>laffs>Samir stankThey go together
>>155313175I live in the middle of nowhere and became a Canes fan mostly cause I was visiting some family in NC around 2018. It's been a wild ride but I already know everyone's gonna call me a bandwagoner when I tell them that I've been looking forward to this day for almost a decade. If they even listen at all; nobody else really watches hockey around here this is strictly college ball country.
>>155313213>stank/hoc/ is stank friendly
>>155313243they dont let black players in the hall of fame
>>155313243>300 goals in 1000 gpyeah nah
Most of the other fanbases are so jealousLast night was lame, we all felt it and it was like riding the titanic down.But if you go on any of the other hockey subreddits you won’t see many people talking about the success of the Canes. And before I go on we need to acknowledge that they played an amazing series. Rod coached that team to perfection and they deserved the win so congrats to any Canes fans reading this.But what you’ll see online isn’t much discourse about the Canes, I’ve yet to see one person talking or praise Staal who won the Conn Smythe.No, you’ll see a lot of people celebrating Vegas losing. You’ll see them in absolute ecstasy that a team failed. There’s even an entire post on r/hockey right now with some pretty gross comments celebrating Carter Hart crying.Take heart in knowing that so many fans would kill for a team like ours. They are all so incredibly jealous that we had the chance to lose in the finals. Most of these fans will never watch their team lift a cup. Ours did it three years ago and got within 2 wins of another one.Our team will be back in the finals within 5 years. Will theirs?
>>155313234you smell through the screen Akshit
>>155313304But Grant Fuhr
>>155313273just like your obsession with brown people
>my team is dogshit therefore your cup doesn't countWhat kind of cope is this?
>>155313318then leave the computer (you wont)
>All Carolina fans are bandwagoners IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>155313321>Samir>stank>forever
>>155313351keep posting about browns!
Taylor Hall and Corey Perry might join Jose Theodore as the only players in the last 70 years to win the Hart trophy and not get into the HoF
>>155313320lips too thin. look at taylor's michelin tires
>>155313345suck it, I’ve been with this team since before you were born.
reminder torts lost vegas' top pick this year
fuck you, gary
I can remember being super dejected between the Jeff Skinner drama, low attendance, mediocre play, and a new owner, I was convinced I was gonna lose my team and they'd become the Houston Humpbacks or some shit. also vividly remember people chimping out after Ron Francis got fired and they hired Rod as HC. I have learned that the majority of the time whenever NC sports fans lose their shit over something, it ends up working out.
>>155313369>Samir>keep>stanking
>>155313442you have two people in the thread right now saying they started following carolina within the last decade, majority rules
>>155313471there is another one, dont stop now
>>155313463olczyk still hasn't gotten over francis being fired
>>155313345How do you define "bandwagoner," I assume you mean >>155313175 but that would imply he's been bandwagoning for like, 9 years.
>>155313475we are a fast growing market and deservedly so
>Redditors malding about the Tkachuks attending the White House /heem/ eventJej
>>155313545>go on reddit for highlights>its nothing but them circlejerking over Carter Hart
>>155313545>>155313579go back
>>155313291Excellent timing
>>155313601seethe, bitch.
>>155313492Hopping on the bandwagon then never hopping off still makes you a bandwagoner, you can never wash away the shame of only being there because of your bandwagoning ways.
>>1553136012019 was fun, kind of crazy how much the covid cups are memory holed for me though
now that the dust has settled, the chants really did mindfuck carter hart didn't they?
Marner bros.... not even one first place vote...
>>155311600The Stars are never winning it again. We're a cursed team, like the Cowboys.
>>155313772>bussi only getting one pity voteI'm not saying he should have won it but with how hard he bailed them out in the back half of the finals you think it'd be worth a bit more than that
>>155313772who allowed a f*nn to vote on Connie
Congratulations Gary!
>>155313816The Stars are the Shorks of this generation
is it only frens now since tourists are gone?
>>155313835
>>155313817he did what a backup is supposed to do when the sharter at the other end of the ice lays an egg every game its easy to win
>>155312121draft pick fuckin graveyard Carolina is something like 32 Russians picked and only 2 have worked (nikishin and OHLs own svech)
I had a brother at Khe SanhFightin' off them Viet CongThey're still there, he's all goneHe had a woman he loved in SaigonI got a picture of him in her arms now
>>155313772actual robbery
>>155312396he's still the guy who got kicked out the club before me in windsor
>>155313772Shouldnt go -3 when it matters.
>>155312562>Guarantees a game sevenhope he gets shit for that
>>155313484Another you, Samir? Double the stank?Ewww
Now that thats done with, we can get back to talking THE CALGARY FLAMES Gridin be grindin bros
>>155313961>nouthe brown obsession never ends
>>155313601yeah I'm gonna ahev to hear about how great they are all summer instead of "we got lucky this year with no Florida or Tampa Bay to whoop our asses"
>>155313910Haven’t used any ammunition yet. sitting on 4 #1 overall picks and 15mil of cap space heading into the postseason. Canes have been leanmaxxing the entire time which is why nobody has taken them seriously until now.
>>155313979You stank never ends. SAMIR.
>>155313955I really hope the entire Canes team does this with the clothes he left at the hotel
>>155314002im white, you brown obsessed retard
>>155313163who were the amateurs?
>>155314025canada
>>155314023he's not he's Mexican or black or something
>>155313442vased
-3?
>>155314014Stormy has them
>>155314061And this is why we still call them that. Don't let Copey tell you otherwise.
>>155314023You're stank, you stinky Samir.
>>155314040Stank Samir samefagging again.
>>155314097another reply about browns?mind broken
>>155314130don’t you have a cricket match to fuck off to shithead?
>>155314154why would i watch cricket, im white, much to your dismay
Uh oh Reddit is NOT gonna like this.
>>155314241chudbros we won
>>155314241¿fueron al evento de Trump? ¡esto es terrible!
was this the worst stanley cup playoffs ever?>Sunbelt finals>Only two game 7's the entire playoffs>Western conference was a complete joke>Carolina faced two of the easiest teams in the first two rounds>Sean McDonough broadcast with Ray Ferraro yapping the entire time>Vegas made yet another finals>MVP doesn't go to Hall or Blake, goes to Staal because of his finals run>Toronto fags bragging about Marner going silent in games 4-6 >foids bragging about Hart being bad in the finals>Zero interesting storylines>Brindafag gets a cup again
>>1553143172023 and 2025 were worse
>>155314241We love our chud brother here, don't we folks? The great Matthew Tkachuk, Calgary Flame legend very good for that team, very good, and his brother Sloth. Olympic gold medalists, unlike Divin' Nathan, that's what we call him folks, Divin' Nathan.
>>155314317No it was the best in 20 years
>>155314359>Calgary Flame legend very good for that teambest known for getting as far away as possible from calgary
>>155314317>good guys wonno, the playoffs were good
>>155314412>good guys wonBuffalo didn't win
>>155314122lol you're so paranoid little guy lmao
>>155314241holy fuck Brady needs a paper bag for that disgusting fuckin head
>>155314317Hey bud still unemployed
>>155314476what playing in ottawa does to a man
>>155314500guy looks like the evil fucker from the goonies
Windy won.
Canadians go get a fucking job holy shit
...so why did the Stars trade away Stankoven, who looked very promising in 2024, for a crybaby Rantanen who has done nothing but become one of the dirtiest players in the league?
>>155314714more meme finns
Which sunbelt team should Brady go to and win a cup?
Dropped ny afternoon Marner, took 2 flushes.
>>155314317>Carolina faced two of the easiest teams in the first roundWhich of the three teams they faced in the East is excluded from that statement?
>>155314241>Reddit is NOT gonna like thisk
>>155314800nashville
>>155314822why the fuck are the no millies there?
real losers of the finals>boomer general managers who still insist on taking players over 6'2>Dallas for trading away Stankoven>Boston for letting go of Bussi for nothing>Rags for trading Miller for Gavrikov (who will probably run away to LA for his boyfriend)>Oilers for literally not signing Hart at all>Toronto for still crying about Marner>Chiraq for basically admitting Hall is "finished"
Kek Farter Shart btfo
>>155314800utah or washington
Hey Canes what's up lol Was wondering if you guys needed some extra help haha jk....but maybe? Haha anyways I left my cell, pager, and home phone at the bottom, please respond
>>155314945Utah will still lose the trade
>>155314130Another stank from Samir? Awful.
>>155315019>he is still going on about brownscmtsu
>>155314439Still stank samefag, Samir.
>>155315047Stank, stank, stank.Samir forever.
>>155315147more like brown obsessed forever
>>155315186Still stanky, Samir.
who is samir's jilted lover anyways, trb? mildcuck?
>>155315107oh no there's 3 Canadians here fucking your ass better call the rapist brown
>>155315230still white*accurate yet you cant stop thinking about brown people
>>155314800brady sucksmy matty is a pg legend and a cutie
Stanky Samir samefag again.
>>155314130>>155314179>>155315047>>155315186>>155315254>>155315267unwashed forever
>>155315332i showered this morning
>>155315360proofs?
Jesus there's like 7 Canadians fucking your ass
>>155315396that isnt how burden of proof works
western conference was so ass this year, a defensive group of these schlubs made it to the finals
>>155315425Thank God Makar was injured or we would have lost that one 4-2 as well
I want colourado to win another one and play blink 182
i want our islanders to win another one because i want stephen to be happy
>>155311532Taylor Hall isn't a bust anymore?
>>155315425>Thinking you can win a cup with Flams defensemen
>>155315563Nah I want MacKinnon to become the league lolcow
>>155315254No, Samir, you stink awful.
>>155313345Motherfucker I've been following them since they were in the Greensboro Colosseum, back when they replaced the Carolina Monarchs.
>>155315894lol still a mad bitch, forever a mad bitch!
>>155315875Why did he make such a bone head move I'm still wondering. Did it pay off getting swept in the playoffs?
>>155315267Your stench is what we know, Samir.
BUT IT WOULD NOT GO!
>>155315950Forever stanky you are, Samir.
>>155315985you know brown people that is for sureyou never stop thinking about them
>>155316028Dude you could see it in Eichel's eyes during the handshake lol... HOW DID YOU MISS THAT? MacKinnon levels of missing.
why did mitch jump?
>>155316082Your stench never stops, Samir.
>>155316126how could it when you remain obsessed
ITT: men who shave their armpits
how are browns ever going to recover from this?
>>155315232mildcuck
samir x rajesh fanfic was rampant back in 2021 when samir the dog boy first revealed himself
>>155316121why is he always sitting back? always did this shit instead of rushing the puck in big games he shys away and tries to be a defencemen
is it time for a third rantanen trade
Brandon Saad would've scored if Torterella wasn't hater
>>155315875mikkobros...
>>155316121I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>155316307The stink lives in your armpit hair
>>155316575His body is buck broken by toronto plug defense.
Happy for this cup win. One of the most disrespected teams in the league proving everybody wrong and generating massive salt. Vegas dicksuckers exposed.
bloggers and reddit won the cup thats what carolina is its disgusting women are employed there too btw they let a fat pig pr woman touch the cup in carolina reddit rules the gm is a fucking hockey stats blogger the world is shit satan is in power
>>155316868Something didn't seem right about that.I am accusing you of choking.So I will analyze this later and conclude with more information later.
>>155317006we call him stanky here and he's not THAT small
just made some more coffee and toast, thinking about my Flames and Islanders in the finals next season
>>155316211>how could itIt can't, your stench is forever.
>>155312020no that would be the assvs
>>155315859add in two for good measure.
Is this bod achievable natty?
100% systems based team with zero individual talent designed to feast on regular season fodder when nobody wants to play real defense manages to get the easiest path to the cup ever and justifies their awful system.Really tragic thing right there.
Are laffs in a bidding war for Nurse?
>>155316868Marner really is the Chibi of the NHL huh
>>155316028BUSSI IS TIGHT
>>155317654> t. Worstern conf tranny
>>155317069yeah Toronto was the problem kek
>>155317359you're boring kid
>>155312636>the vast majority of the "evil" people on the list are there purely for their politicsnormal people shouldn't have rights.
>>155312009Is the secret to hockey success hosting your team in a place where it barely, if ever, snows?
>>155317654truth. finally making it on the 13th try isnt "good" iyts lucky.
>>155313345My middle school art teacher was a canes fan and he always wore a canes sweater.
where's he headed? what's the return?
>>155318018Is his eye okay
>>155318018toronto, he gets so much $ behind the scenes he's not leaving.
>>155318161he had an accident while he was gooning too hard
The NHL changed forever - Sebastian Aho showed why the time of these star centers is over
>>155318004>sweateryou will NEVER be a real hockey fanyou will ALWAYS be a sunbelt retard
>>155318018((( laffs ))) and ((( chayka ))) have reminded him that he wants to stay.
congrats to k'zesty miller desu
we did it. finally. fuck i’m on the verge of crying bros. you have no idea how much this means to me.
>>155318389>didn't wear his protective goon goggles. Amateur gooner.
>>155318475congrats! enjoy the summer
>>155318433Why can't real hockey fan teams win the cup then?
>>155318018>McDavid in the backJej
>>155318526islanders have 4
>>155318475
>>155318611You can pull out your vhs player to watch those.
>th-their path was easy, thats why they won!not a canes fan but the cope and seethe is delectable desu
>>155318681there's a Blu-ray
>>155318526Taxes.
>>155314317>Ray Ferraro yapping the entire timeI wonder who could be behind this post
>>155318526Where are the fake teams? is St Louis even real?
>>155318977I dunno, ask the anon who does not like southern teams.
>>155318732It's not even cope, it's the truth.Montreal needed to beat the two best teams in the east to make the ECF and Carolina got to beat up on the retarded kids and we gifted a week and a half off.
>>155318977st Louis is technically sunbelt but they're bros
>>155319045I'd tell him that all teams are real
>>155319107remember when they memed Gloria and then made marchand cry XD XD XD
>>155319086Except they werent the two best teams in the east because they lost, which is why it's cope. My team didnt even make the playoffs so I have an outsiders cope-free perspective.
>>155318526gary
>>155319086Tampa Bay isn't "good" they got beat by the laffs and buffalo has >Finnish goaltending easiest path by far
>no more hokkei until October /hoc/bros…
>>155319086lmao the Habs almost jobbed to geriatric Bolts. They were a fraudulent team carried by great goaltending until Carolina made them look like a peewee team.
where are the trades gary?
only good ploff moment was duckies dabbing on mcbustshit
>>155319751That collage was so funny
>>155320073forced*
>>155320073collage hasnt been over in like 5 years
AHL finals have been pretty exciting so far
>can't see the trades
If the Knights can win on Wednesday they might still have a chance at the cup tbdesu
>>155319460I already miss hockey. At least we can blog and discuss music
>bangs on trade glass
>>155319517Electricians are on-site, there's no power to work
greg wyshynski says leave mitch alone
>>155319460I will only feel this way after Free Agency is over with
theres nobody goodhttps://www.prohockeyrumors.com/
We've got Larkin to worry about. Let's all dig in.
>>155318600Achievable natty? I bet he can bench 3pl8
>>155321268Bedard?
Some shit happened in the World Cuck and the thirdies are spamming, talk about Marner or something we are plummeting.
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsbtzGVlEU
>>155321648RFA's, none of them are signable in reality.
>>155322132Marner
>>155322240Their speechlessness speaks volumes...
>rags
someone sperg out please
>>155322132What was the most embarrassing moment of this season?>Detroit missing playoffs >Colorado getting swept >Boston blowing game 1
>>155322132that cape verde goalie looks approximately torts-age
>>155322632tort's challenge in game 2
>>155322632mcmeme getting bounced in the first round
why can't the rest of the east win a cup?
>>155313855Get out
>>155322632every single moment marner stepped on the ice
>>155322944They don't get to face metroslop opponents
>>155322944Thank you Gary
>>155322706>>155322928Yeah those are also big contenders. I’d argue torts challenge lost his team the momentum
>>155319460Liiga starts in september though
>>155322944The absolute state of this division in the 00s
>>155322944that division was fucking beyond grim
>>155322944And then there's the Noethwest division>couldn't win then>can't win now
>>155311532Based staal
>>155317654holy seethe, if anything that proves how based it is>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE YOUR SUPERSTARS WAAAAAA>YOU DON'T PLAY REAL TEAMS WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155323615Then /hoc/ will watch some of the games. How’s Ilves looking?
>>155323217He pulled the >laffs special in the finals
>>155323656Except for the Avs
>>155323615so does the nhl regular season
SWEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINEBAH BAH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOOOOOOOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA130vlAPTE
>>155323938WORK HARD PLAY HARD KEEP PARTYING LIKE ITS YOUR JOB
>>155312009Stonewall Jackson Blake is only 22>.75ppg reg season>1+ppg ploffs
>>155322679He’s 40 and let up no goals against the wc favorite. Very Bussi-esque
>>155323938Caroline is getting picked first overall on Wednesday by the Vancouver Goldeneyes :)
>>155322944>one of these five always got the 3rd seed in the East
>>155324164Why do they have elastic on the sleeves of their sweaters
>>155324350It's extra hairbands bro
just logged on. throw me some trades, /hoc/
>>155324345Bolts were 1st in the east when they won the cupHurricanes were 2nd
>>155324520some bodies to san jose, they ain't got no one back there
>>155324350https://www.tiktok.com/@br_openice/video/7494357121992051998phone holster
>>155324525Why am I still surprised when /hoc/ get basic facts that are easily verifiable wrong?
>marner has two good chances at the cup in back to back years Drought incoming
Good guys won
oof. the only white thread on /sp/the refreshing smell of fresh ice and whiteness
>>155324782So, about that Belgium/Egypt game...
Can Carolina repeat or what that a fluke like 2006?
>>155325086They still have cap space and draft picks so they should stay competitive
>>155325086Fluke unless the league skill continues to get worse and they avoid it
>>155324658those were exceptions to the rule. most years that whole div was garbage.
>>155325244Don't worry another expansion that will dilute the talent pool even further should be on the way soon
i love when the caffeine and nictoene make it to your bowel at the same time and result is a huge wet satisfying marner
>>155325086There were no decent teams in hindsight. Kitties would have stomped them if they were at full strength
>>155325401To think Marner was *this* close to forcing us to stop calling them that but he couldn't shed the >laffs in him after all.
where are the hometown remix jerseys gary?
>>155322632when that guy posted his foot to show he was a white
>>155325401There’s nothing like a marner after morning sips
>>155322632tampa losing to 9 shots
get fucked pussy kwafb
>>155325794Vaselineskiy showed up big time
see u in the beijing hockey league softfaggot
>>155325297I don't think the thrashers are getting any talent
>>155325794Habs never learned how to get pucks deep
>>155318475Based, cheers king.The parade should be kino as well.
Not gonna lie chilling with copey at like 3 am shooting the shit about wrestling and video games was the only thing keeping me here i dont really like the rest of you
i'll be on /fit/ all offseason see ya /hoc/nation
nerds won
>>155327116tulsky has the best resume
>>155326768Begone wrestlefag
>>155326768straightest canadian
>>155327006bro pressing 2 plates on a boat that's epic
>NHL to officially begin investigation in to Mike Babcock’s 2023 Columbus resignation.Damn the spoilers are desperate
>>155327258I tried adding Bussi on LinkedIn. I ate his burrito once
>>155328218EM?
whoever posted >rags in the MLB general, shame on you
>>155327006Want to be training partners? I need someone to spot me and coach me to bench more
>>155328352Shut up you fucking little autistic faggot
>>155326768copey is my dear bro and E-Gods run /hoc/
>>155328352There’s a baseball team you retard
Can't wait for the /hoc/ summer meetup, last year was fun
>>155325903>>155325956TUSKS UP
the golden knights of vegas' room was a DISASTER in the regular season, does their trip to the finals heal all wounds?
>>155328620How did Cassidy react to their loss?
So who's the biggest loser of these finals?A: Sharter FartB: Tortorella's clothingC: Diego PavlaD: Hockey Teams above the Mason-Dixon Line
>>155328868believe it or not its still connor mcdavid
>>155328951Beat me to it
>>155328868E: the 1-17 in the conference finals bots
its still tony
>>155328868MacKinnon
Elite
2024>above average depth, actually a real team this time>face peak Canucks in round 2, no easy path>grind through injuries>make it to Dallas for the conference finals>dominate them>Panthers in the Cup Final>thugs with intent to end careers, refs on vacation>get outcoached, down 0-3>peewee coach plays you 38 min a game>dig deep, will of god, claw back to force game 7>still lose>cry at your own wedding two weeks later2025>trade away the depth scoring, bring in grit and prayers>4 Nations Face-Off, best players on the planet>carry a bench full of cup bums into a gary bettman gold medal game>beat up, exhausted, win anyway>immediately back into the playoffs>Panthers again, but this time with cambpell's LTIR manipulation>same thugs + new asshole, less resistance this time>coach panics, plays you for 30+min again with different linemates every shift>no miracle comeback, no game 7 magic>just gone>cry at draisaitl's wedding2026>Stuart Skinner traded away, Jarry brought in, immediately falls apart>emergency call up Ingram from the AHL>trade away failed pieces for garbage packaged differently>scoring depth erased>Milan Olympics in between all this>breaks the all time Olympic points record>13 points in 6 games, named tournament MVP>Crosby gets hurt, has to carry the captain's C too>does everything humanly possible to carry cup champions way better than him>silver medal>come home exhausted and beat up>are my limbs intact? cool let's lace up>Draisaitl out for the last 14 games with a knee>about to lose playoff spot to the sharks>somehow still make it>McDavid on his last legs limping every few strides>36 yr old teammate runs his ankle over>fine, it's all in the head>one last dig with puckwatching teammates>DIES
>>155329306>hap>toe>cooney
>>155329306rod deserves this happiness
>>155329306>5 player cups>1 outside of O6 era>15 coaching cups>2 outside of O6 eraRod's is literally the only one that counts.
>>155328868D
BUSSI
The Maple Leafs have signed Norwegian forward Tiny Luc Koblar to a three-year, entry-level contract.The 18-year old was a 2025 2nd rd pick (#64), had 14 points in 47 games with Leksands IF (SHL) this season and had 9 points in 10 games at IIHF Worlds. #LeafsForever
>tiny luck Fitting for the leafs
#LeafsForever
>>155329802
>>155330751An optimist sees this as scrappy perseverance.A realist sees this as pure luck.
>>155330751Wow it’s like if you don’t pay for superstar talent you can have a full team of effective players that outlasts your opponent grinding 2.5 lines for 20+ games
>>155329869Laffs #1 picks are gone 'til 2038, so they're propagandizing a 64th pick. OK, rabbis.
>>155330751it's almost like this is a team sport or something
>>155330932Brother, they have the 1OA for this very draft.
>>155330932>he doesn't know
>>155330751But they had a solid team
16-3 means they're the best team in your lifetime sorry those are the facts
Best team in the cap era is the 2008 Detroit Red Wings. Now shut the FUCK up.
just took a Hydration Break, bros
ahh now the real posting begins
slopdown was cancelled
>>155329306Hi. You know Toe Blake? No?
>>155331746so the best team lost 2 games to an 8 seed? lol yeah don't think so
>>155331893I’m ready to blog
>>155331469thank you gary
This off-season is going to be all about re-shaping our game and thinking outside the box. Thoughts?
>>155332009Coach says Ive got a high shitposting ceiling if I put in the effort every day
>>155332268I’m already drafting an exciting new gimmick
my avies :(
never doubt me again /hoc/
>>155332268i think you should fuck off
>>155332687i'd never doubt your gayness gay wizard
is it the stanley cup finals or stanley cup final?
>>155332712It's the moments you get to improve your game that you'll never get back anon.
>>155332767New thread
>>155332755yes
>>155332783Retard
>>155332783shan't
>5'8 manlets are winning championshipsits completely over for hockey
>>155333016St. Ankoven is /hoc/'s patron saint
Wow thanks vegas fucked over the flames. You couldn’t even win for andersson despite him carrying the dcore
who will be the starting goalie for the panthers next season?
>>155329582>1932>1939>1941>O6 era
>>155333376Hellebuyck, another goalie with great regular seasons and reputation for choking in the playoffs
>>155333380try reading his post again
The stars were the playoffs biggest loser after losing to the wild who lost to the avs who lost to the knights who lost to the hurricanes
>>155333430Maybe you should. 1932, 1939, and 2026 are player cups won outside the O6 era. 1941 and 2026 are coach cups won outside the O6 era
the sens were the biggest losers they didn't win a game
>>155333495>laffs
>>155333503it's leafs now and we call them marners btw
>>155333495Dallas lost to a team that lost to a team that lost to a team that lost. They're objectively 16th place
>>155333488toe blake coached from 56-68 alone you dip
>>155333556Wow that's great and does absolutely nothing to refute my post
>>155333626he won in 1968 as a coach you fucking ignorant asshole
excited for the draft
>>155333680My Flames :) My Islanders :)
>>155333883Flames lost a first round draft pick because Vegas couldn’t get it done
>>155317636not at 55 years old
>>155333905craig makes the worst deals and gives away talent to divisional rivalshe should be hung
>>155333495Ullmark can’t score goals
the funny thing is, is that we all know if torts made that challenge call against a snowbelt team the call gets reversed and they win the cup.
>>155334027True now andersson and hanifin will continue to dominate the pacific for years to come
Why would you trade for rasmus anderson?
>>155333413Hellebuyck is washed
Oh look, the stanley cup finals are over. I completely forgot
>>155334309disagree, he's overworked from Winnipeg
>>155334283Hes good
>>155334375I wish we could see a season where’s he’s in prime condition and part of a decent tandem
>>155334408whats the point of a tandem when they will just use the hot goalie in the playoffs like bussi or murray?
>>155334605It ensures that they don’t show up to playoffs tired
>>155334169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97Kxv7ji-o
>>15533466460 games is how many games a starting goalie is expected to play. why would he be tired from meeting his bare minimum expectations?
>>15533489660 games for a starting goalie in todays game is rare.
The real playoffs and Stanley cup final was all the friends we made and good posts we shared along the way :-)
>>155334950Gay
I think we all owe Randy an apology and he deserves a seat at the inner table.
>>155335061
>>155334950Based :)
>>155335117no shut the fuck up about a retarded namefag
>>155335117I’ll get an unpaid intern to write an apology
>>155335208>>155335208>>155335208New
>>155335177thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>155335117Nah
