RIP HNIC editionKWABOTY of the year?>Detroit missing playoffs>Colorado getting swept>Boston blowing game 1>McDavid getting eliminated round 1>Torts challenge>Tampa losing to 9 shots>Jets collapse Last time >>155335208
they had a good run
>>155360320We should have some anti-flame generals this offseason, that sounds like it would be fun and educational
I’ll make a thread for every team this summer :) In return you guys need to recommend me albums and genres
I still want to know what the actual fuck torts was thinking by leaving Sharter Fart in net for games 5 and especially 6
they surged on the fortress
>kwabotyObvious...
>>155360343>We're losing HNICI'm watching my culture be erased before my eyes.
>>155360460Humiliation ritual. He was a Gary plant and his only mission was to make sure Hart got thoroughly buckbroken in the finals to appease the Heated Rivalry crowd.
Cassidy getting fired before playoffs deserves to be in the KWABOTY conversation
>>155360426>his last legacy will be apologizing for a Hangover referenceWhat a grim way to go out.
>>155360343Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
>>155360555checked
>>155360555Checked! Thanks for the confirmation, intern
>>155360602I was watchin the game with my brother and we weren't paying attention and just shooting the shit during the intermission so when he randomly started apologizing profusely we were so fucking confused
>>155360555This, I was calling this out. It's so apparent that Gary wants to sissify this sport for yaui type folds cause it's clear this sport isn't appealing to the every man anymore.
>*exposes tortorella as utterly retarded, completely destroying his reputation in mere seconds*
>>155360460I was kinda expecting him to do some 4d chess where he pretends hes all in on fart then swaps to hill in 5 so the canes were not as prepared. But turns out hes just a retard.
>>155360460Did you see Adin Hill play this season? Shit, he gave up 7 in one of their games.
>>155360602what did he even say again? I forgot about that entirely already because who the fuck cares?
>>155360460this is how much the team respects the other guy
>>155360460Pulling him would have been seen as political so in a way the SJWs trapped him and doomed Vegas
>>155360550Sad. Politicians should be hung for this.
I wish more people were talking about marner literally jumping out of the way of the empty net goal. Its one of the funniest things ive ever seen.
>>155360343That’s what they get for firing grapes
>>155360967Nice environment they got there, but I guess that's what happens when your franchise will ship players off like poker chips to a pot if it makes the team .01% better skill wise.
>>155360460mccrimmon made the message clear on who was to be played after he fired cassidy for playing hill.
>>155361064
>>155361052Canadian politicians and (((Gary))) should be hung for destroying "Canadian" (Quebecois) culture.
>>155360967>only good guy in the team is Harthow are redditsissies spinning this one
>>155361226They are saying that Hart's blocker raped Hill's finger on that exchange.
>>155361158KWAB
>>155360550well yea the line needs to keep going up
Which forward line on which team needs to be replaced the most?
>>155360550did you weep when tsn buy the song?its a brand you fucking faggot not culture
for me its the New Jersey Devils, New Jersey's only professional sports team
Lafftards are in delusional spasms over this trade.
>>155361415>>155361530Yes yes, I'm understand you're too retarde to figure out why hockey losing relavents isn't a problem since you're all cultural cucks.
>>155361573>New Jersey's only professional sports teamThe Jets and Giants play in Jersey.
>>155361530Youre a fag
>>155361130>muh loyaltyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!kwab no milly
>>155361530You're dumb and still globohomo.
>>155361647hockey isnt losing shitit will still be broadcast on saturday nights
>>155361688>b-b-b-but muh marketing schemeboo hoo
>>155361647you sound like somebody who thinks the thursday night football song is part of americana like singing god bless america during the 7th inning stretch.
>>155361927You're a fag
>>155361709go suck some fremont street hooker's cock and shut up the fuck up, bill foley.
>>155361789>Canada is losing hockey>"DUR, HOCKEY ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE."Retard
>muh americaGod you fucking maritimers are insufferable. Fuckin retard is probably legit scared of being annexxed.
>>155362028losing hockey how?go ahead explain it retard
>>155362079>scared of being annexxed.canada still bows to the queen of england...
>>155361969you're still crying?boo hoo hoo
>>155362181You're a fag
>>155362079so you really do think a commercialized jingle like the SEC on CBS is the epitome of culture?
>>155362096Do you just pretend to act like you don't know what's going on, or are you too stupid to realize the reality of the situation?
>>155362252whaa whaa whaa
>>155362290Fag fag fag
>here's why removing a free broadcast on Saturday nights is a good thingDidn't lick enough boots in the previous thread huh?
>>155360967A summary of my life
>>155362253>muh americaAgain, you retards are insufferable. We are talking about HNIC as a canadian cultural institution. Instead.you start screeching about american college football. Fucking shit brained maritimers.
>>155360343Canadian tax money will go to better things than Hockey Night in Canada now. Bringing in as many jeets as possible for example.
>>155362397It's not even just that. CBC owns the rights to HNIC. Hockey night in canada is literally dead.
>>155362138>queen You joke but I miss Lizzie
going to be interesting to see how many of /hoc/s bots go out of their way to watch rob fords propaganda next season now that its not just on cbc gem
Jesus Christ...what watching your nation get fucked in the ass, twice in the same year, in the olympics and not seeing one of said nation's teams winning their nation sport's highest team honor does to a mofo.tl;dr: 1993, 2014.
Who do you want YOUR team to draft?
>>155362475WELCOME TO CRICKET NIGHT IN CANADA
>>155362589Not a bust
REMINDER that this fucking jersey CURSED
I have a fun joke to tell everyone on /hoc/, here it goes. What does the band Pink Floyd and Princess Diana both have in common? Their last hit was the wall.
>>155362589but those aren't my teams
>>155362663too soon
>>155362589MCKENNAGET FUCKED VANCOUVER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155362445did you remember to shed a single tear when any other of cbcs programs that made up canadian culture were cancelled, or were just part of the defunding spam too that put them in the same "freeloading" boat as the maritimers you hate so much?
>>155362531just like when ESPN bought the NBA rights and Chuck and the gang were dead correct?
>>155362589Gary was gracious enough to give my Sensies their first round pick back so I'm excited to see who they'll pick at #32 :)
>>155360343absolute disgrace
American Gold Medalist Auston Matthews
>>155362790>muh americanAgain, youre comparing an American show to a canadian one. Just how shit brained are you?
vegas should lose their 1st rounder for tampering. Speak of losing picks, did torts even make that much money this season? He got that big fine and only coached, what? 30-35 games?
>Come to /hoc/ the canadians are fighting again
>>15536274722 minutes still airs retard. Sorry they cancelled Little Mosque On The Prairie. I know that was your favorite show.
>>155362589>Canucks were the worst preforming team in the league this season>Only got the 3rd draft pickIt's just an endless humiliation ritual in Vancouver.
>>155363049kek. i don't know what these guys are arguing about, but this one made me laugh.
>>155362589Vancouver fan. I know we are only going to be drafting sadness.
>>155363049> Heartland Saar
>Welcome to 32 Hockey Nights in Canada everyone! I'm your host Kyle Bukkake and with me are my co-host Elliotte "new Grapes" Fridgeman. Now we're going to the thought-line with the newest quirk chungus questions about the NHL, presented by BET365, the world's favourite online sports betting company, LeoVegas, Jackpot City, Royal Vegas Online Casino, Casino Days, 888Casino and SpinCasion. But remember gamble responsible.
> "It's Rogers' game."
Who does fraudorado trade Makar to this offseason? He's due a big salary next offseason and they can't afford him.
>>155363268i really don't like or trust friedman...Just looking at him I can tell I wouldn't get along with him if we were to ever meet in person.
>>155362648>black leafGood. Fuck 'em.
>>155363049Been enjoying how CBC sports is doing more Volleyball, Can Prem, North Super League, and Track stuff to try to big up the Olympics and other more Canada centric leagues. That aside, I doubt any of these get much in terms of ratings and revenues not to mention HNIC is fucking institution.
>>155362397>if it aint free then it doesnt existobject permanence issues at your age?
Kissing Gary on the lips
>>155363403>HNIC is fucking institutionah yes who can forget"General Motors Hockey Broadcast"as a canadian institutionyou are juxtaposing marketing with culture and its dumb
>>155363586Youre a fag
>>155363305>makar gets injured>team immediately becomes pure ass>huuurrrrr who we trad 4 retard.
>>155363625still crying?
>>155363663hahahahaha. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPT!
>>155362589predictions:>tor: mckenna>sjs: chase read>van: malholtra>chi: verhoeff>nyr: ivar>our flames: carson carels
>>155362663I prefer Wish You Were Here tbqhwyf
>>155363586>HNICI keep only thinking of morgan freeman when I see this acronym posted...
>>155363746#metoo, but that doesn't fit in the joke.
Some of these leaf politicians should be assassinated in minecraft over this.
Shit still makes me laugh.
>>155363746>>155363866I like MeddleAnd that joke was lame
>>155363870sending a firmly worded letter to my MP. Someone is going to need to pay for this. 2026 has been bad enough for us in this country puck wise.
>>155363803For me it's Prodigy
Did you guys get Kendra Sunderland anything for her birthday today? She turned 31. Same age Sidney Crosby was when he won the cup in 2016.
>>155360343This is all McDavid's fault for not winning a cup now hockey is being erased from Canada forever...
>>155363927IM SURGINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>155363945nah, your jokes are lame.
Reminder that no one gives a shit what team you root for, so stop opening your posts with, "as a ____ fan, I".
>>155364469Only redditors do that
As an Oilers fan I hope they win next year
finally watched the hail mary movie. it was alright. SPOILERS AHEAD i thought the whole idea of the spiders not knowing about radiation was kind of silly. they mastered spaceflight but never figured out radiation? come on. anyway go sabres.
did the collage for the scf get made yet?
>>155364643no. not everything needs a collage.
>>155364643no, the autistic anon had no stake in the game so he never made one lmao
>>155364080Been edging at work to August Ames
>>155364907yeah, unless it triggers the 'tism its boring
interview on Thursday bro's
>>155365055She's too skinny now. She was great in her prime, though.
>>155365213Hell yeah. What's the job?
Tort-ronto-rella will be a thing very soon. Make my words.
>>155365929>Torts against >laffs media
>>155365744kitchen manager
cuddling Gary
>>155365744fart manager
>>155365213What's your biggest weakness anon?
ITWOULDNOTGO
I will not be watching any games next season if gary forces the mentally-ill fag shit on us again.
>>155366664I care too much, I work too hard and I never say no when asked to do anything.
>>155365213Good luck!
>Hearing Ross Colton is headed to Nashville...makes sense as Nashville's new boss was his old one in Colorado
>>155366664my benis is unable to maintain an erection long enough to stimulate a woman but ive been inspired recently by watching the stanley cup playoffs. go flames by the way.
>>155367269>I never say no when asked to do anything.Just like my E.M.sies
/hoc/minder that Freedick Anderson gets his name on the cup now...
>>155367328my avies :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((colton
>>155367328Just like that the who song
>>155367449boris the spider?
>>155360343>noooo not my hockey gibmes!!!
>>155367328Bro... what did he do wrong? Ross was great on the Avs... headed to trashville wtf thats a fate worse than death
>>155367328Gary bless us with a 2nd trade today
Ross Colton and Isak Posch for Magnus Chrona, 2026 3rd round pick, 2027 3rd round pick
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>155367394It's andersen
>kickball
2 bongs until more playoff hockey. semen slurping divegrass is damn boring by comparison
I wonder if my team's GM will get fooled again
It's an eminence front, a put on.
>>155368470yes
Still killing I justice 2 bro. Working towards the Gorilla Grodd legendary gear and rocking some TMNT, Starfire and Supergirl in between. Thanks for asking.
JAI LAI NIGHT IN CANADA SAAR
>>155368610>eminenceretard
>>155362004bill lives in montana kwab
>>155368935This nigga never listened to the who
>>155368809I don't think indians play jai alai
meet the new budsame as the old bud
>>155360982you'd think they'd have learned not to cross the witches
ynr when bud did a mock draft and got literally every single pick wrong besides the universally agreed upon 1OA
>>155369191so you're saying that bud got 1
>>155369191espn pays big money for that level of hockey insight
>>155362589a non-bust dman
>>155368998i didn't know him and his boyfriend raised sheep.
>>155369252he was humiliated by being reminded of it daily for weeks
>>155369191I have no idea who you are talking about
>>155369563ya new
>>155369563then lurk more
>>155369563It's just the local queers queering off. They do that.
>>155369563oh thank god i thought i was the only one
>>155368610Based
>>155369563On the next episode of the Clueless Canadian...
>>155369687>>155369837I've been here forever but all i know is his role in a rape
>>155360343>>155369978keep lurkin guy
>>155369563lucky
gonna fire up some NHL26. You guys want updates on how my games are going? Give you some sort of hockey to cheer for?
>>155370108can u make a custom /hoc/ team and win the cup
>>155370108>>155370159This
>>155370108do you play ranked online? i used to play online as team japan for the lulz
>>155370185no, strictly, solo franchise mode, unless I'm achievement hunting>>155370159already did that and got that achievement.
Our government should disband Rodger’s it’s a monopoly that controls hockey thats bullshit. They do realize that this just stopped poor people from getting into hockey? Congrats you just reinforced that this is a sport for rich white privileged people and wonder why hockey is dying while sports like cricket soccer and basketball are growing. Thanks Rodger’s!
Last NHL game I played Joe Thornton was the highest rated player
>>155370288>They do realize that this just stopped poor people from getting into hockey?Holy fuck what a blessing.
>>155370382last one I played had eric staal on the cover idk which
>>155370255We dont give a shit about your achievement. You asked us if we wanted you to blog for us. We are saying let /hoc/ build a custom roster for you, and then you make it in the game and try and win the cup and blog about that.
>>155370388Yeah until you want to watch a hockey game then your stuck coughing up 40 dollars a month for sportsnet and 13 dollars for prime hockey mondays
maybe some fellow boomers can help me out but before the snet takeover began i seem to remember CBC having their own dedicated crews at literally every playoff series no matter how utter shit it was, did i just make that up in my mind or was it real and once that stopped the current situation became inevitable
>>155370452The article I read about HNIC being cancelled said that rogers is going to try to sell of more of their mid week games, so who knows where that will end up.
>>155370452Holy fuck what a blessing
>>155370426Nah, not gonna do that. Go do it yourself, faggot.
>>155370516It's real. Sportsnet used to do that too but eventually did it less and less because money. I swear for this years playoffs the majority of the telecasts were american rebroadcasts. Like I'm surprised they didn't send a crew to cover the penguins and crosby. They always used to.
Would anyone be opposed to cbc using all our tax dollars for the rights to nhl games? No one watches anything they make nowadays so it would be a better investment.
>>155370516i dont even recall cbc showing every series of the playoffs even in the late 90s - early 2000s. if abc or nbc wasnt showing it, it just wasnt on tv. the age of having literally every single series and game available at all times is really only something that has happened in the last 20 years or so.
>>155370591>ask us if we want to read your NHL 26 blog>sure! Wouldnt it be fun if we made a custom roster and you played it?>no, go fuck yourself faggotOk blow it out your ass then moron. Only retards play chel let alone chel 2026.
>>155370591Get Dube and carter hart in your team
>>155370288i unironically already assumed it was a law HNIC had to be on CBC, or at least some kind of gentleman's agreement but i guess not, maybe there's some kind of rule about the public broadcaster not being allowed to have nonstop gambling ads or some shit
>>155370805Actually the rule is that CBC can only air leftard propaganda and there is too many chuds in hockey so they had to get rid of it. I'm sure HNIC will return when the league has been fully tranified by the heated rivalry crowd.
Hopefully Ron MacLean doesnt get fired
>>155370982Ron is probably gone. David Amber is tired of waiting for the main chair.
I hope Ron Maclean gets forced and doesn't get the chance to have a formal on air send off.
>>155371146Forcefemmed?
I finally understand why "go woke, go broke" dosen't actually happen. BlackRock has some part in this, but it's because all forms of entertainment are pandering to rich, white liberals. They have the money to waste on this crap, while us chuds won't bother to spend or don't have the money.>laffs
>>155367394Kotkaniemi does too
Rumour is that cbc has kept the hockey night in Canada branding and will be using it for pwhl games instead moving forward.
>>155370731Holy fuck you are seething. Hilarious. I hated your STUPID idea, so now you're being a bitch.
>>155371528is women's "hockey" really hockey, though?
can i be the /hoc/ faceoff guy? i just do the faceoff and leave. a FOGO if you will.
>>155371709Fogo the Homo?
>>155371767n-no
Ron McLean is a national treasure
>>155370709simply adjust antisiphoning laws, assuming canada has them, to make broadcasting rights affordable for cbc's current budget until gary lets canadian teams win again.
>>155372057>until gary lets canadian teams win again.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *inhales* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>155360343MacKinnon still gets my vote for crashing out of the playiffs and Olympics.
>>155371896one of the few times Reddit made me laugh. Upvoted.
>>155372057you know if you travel to america they can go through your phone and arrest you for posting anti semitism like this, right?
You know what fuck that guy let's build chel /hoc/ roster without him, we can win a cup ourselves.Our base is Connor Mcdavid as 1st line Centre, Mitch Marner as 1st line left wing, and Dyland Larkin as our 2nd line centre. Darnell Nurse is our #1 dman.Feel free to suggest your favorite /hoc/ meme player, we still need 2 goalies 5 d men and 9 forwards + 2 extra skaters
Former Arizona Coyote legend, Cup champion Taylor Hall
>>155366923What a tight bussi.
>>155371896>mouth breathing separatistsYou know, for hating hate so much, they sure do spread a lot of hate.
>>155372158that's why you travel with a burner and leave your main phone in the care of the housesitter spider
>>155372218>still boiling over the fact that I don't want to play your stupid scenarioHOLY SHIT! HILARIOUS!
>>155372331>not good enough to win a cup with meme playersProbably playing on rookie
I’m playing chel 26 on gamepass I love Xbox
>>155372230>Coyotes fall apart>Thr players from that team finally find successThat poorly ran franchise was literally just keeping the players down, lmao.
>>155372309>housesitter spiderboris?
>>155372218Can we get Evander Kane on the roster
>>155372386Yeah. and I adjust all the sliders so I can win every game 25-0. Deal with it, bitch.
>>155372428you've met!
>>155372448Yeah, he can slot in to the 3rd or 4th line LW.Also marner is our 1st line Rw, my mistake
>>155372218Dustin Wolf in the pipes
i was ranked top 100 globally for NHL 10AMA
>>155372506he's my favorite the who song
>>155372805
>>155372767Okay, i forgot about him. He will be the starter, Bussi will be the backup.
>>155372805why didnt you spend more time with your dad instead of playing video games
>>155372937i was in college, i went home for the holidays and lived there in the summerwe hung out a lot. he taught me how to grill. sometimes he would let me have labatt blues and my mom would get mad lol.
>>155372805Who’s your favorite Pokemon?
>>155373063never got into pokemon but i thought that big sleepy guy was pretty funny
Sad we don't get to see her for a few months now
anyone watching the calder cup later?
>>155373413I'll follow it, see if Marlies get a 3-0 series lead.
>>155373330bitch needs her armpits licked badly
>>155372937My dad introduced me to gaming. He was a nerd and was big into dnd and magic the gathering.
>>155373413who is playing and are there any players that we would know on the NHL level?
>>155373752You just know that's what the patrick renna look-a-like behind her is thinking.
>>155372218can we trade a second round pick for Scott Laughton?
>>155373771Did he introduce you to cave explorer also?
>>155373777yes it's a veritable who's who of our NHL heroes
>>155373971that's not an answer and your reluctance to do so is making me less interested in watching.
>>155373914He's our 4th line centre now. JT Miller will also be slotted in the 2nd or 3rd line somewhere.
Which canadian team are we defeating in the Cup finals to continue 1993?
>>155372218we need Flames Legends Jonathan Huberdeau and Dillion D00bie
Good night /hoc/
>scoreless draw in the Coca Cola Coliseum
>>155375125I preferred Bojangles Arena from last years final.
>>155375157Don't we all
>>155372218Nino Niederreiter
Neeno Needaryder
Dwayne Jetski
Jonathan Tays
>>155372218
>>155375089Huberdeau will go on the top line left wing, dube is the maybe pile, he's not really a meme player.>>155375209Maybe. Not really a current /hoc/ meme
>>155375350I suppose he can be the 4th line RW
for me, its Calgary Flames Legend Nazem Kadri
Who are honorary canes cup champs? to me it's nino teuvo and fast
anyone got a stream for the Calder Cup game?
>no more canada poors watching hockeyFinally we can make hockey EXclusive.
K i think the top 6 is setHuberdeau-Mcdavid-MarnerE. Kane-Larkin-JT MillerX-X-XX-Laughton-PuljujarviNurseWolfBussiNurse
>>155375580If we don't have enough meme players, fill the roster out with Finns
>>155375580We gotta have Pettersshit there.
>>155375580Brock "Big Beautiful Blue line Bomber" Boeser
Scoreless draw...
>>155375772Can we have Elias Pettersson (defencemen) instead?
>>155375580Justin Faulk
>>155375523not me, it's supposed to be on sportsnet360 but all I'm getting is the jays game
>>1553755803rd Pairing D-man can be Jacob Panetta
>>155375876Why not Elias, Elias, AND Marcus?
Remember when Morgan Reilly got them melting down for his comment about men not being girls?
>>155375876>>155375922K our 1st line pairing is Nurse - Faulk, we will also put Elias Petterson on defence somewhere
>>155375980As someone who watched all 82 games of the Canucks last season I can confidently say it is not a winning combination.
>>155376031>As someoneno one gives a shit. state your point and move on. stop trying to qualify yourself like you're some fuckin' expert.
My Marlies are gonna win the cup
Oettinger should be the #3 netminder.He won't play a single minute.
>>155376140As someone who is sorry, I'm sorry.
>>155376216pictured: a man sitting in the locker room of the most recent canadian team to win the Cup.
>>155375580Team shit?
>>155375523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMu8HuYpRkflohockey shows it for free I guess
>>155376221Sad
>>155376257Does he then get to go back to dallas and wave at the retarded shitheads in the stands clapping for his "achievements"
>>155376310The objective is to make a competitive team that isnt stacked with superstars
>>155376257I considered this and since it came up we will
>>155376318>female commentatorNo, thanks. I guess I'm done watching hockey until October.
>cocacola coliseumfor me it's coke zero
Andrae is 5’9”. Think Lane Hutson but waaay better potential
>>155376356He starts showing up at baseball games with a picture of him with the cup.
>>155376573danny briere called him too smallthink about it
cayden primeau really has a canes helmet lol wishful thinking
>>155376621"danny" briere is a dipshit
maybe it's a good thing the acc is filled with mute suits, these marlies fans are morons
>>155376318cheers, fren. hope you find an unexpected beer in the near future
>>155360426>>155360602Damn he looks like that? Sex with ron maclean immediately. Kraken fan btw
>canada's only saving grace this season is wymyn's hockey and a potential minor league "championship"Yikes. Grim even.
>>155377018We’re putting together a strong cricket team
Who says no
>>155377018Why r u a grumpy Goose
>>155377217EM
>>155377217Probably Laine
>>155377187based, can't want for Cosco Cricket Cup
>>155361130Ummmmm... from my understanding they don't like the guy because he's kind of a cuntrag. Kinda like your mom. Hard to like someone when he's part of the reason why Logan Thompson left
>>155377187I trust Cricket Canada leadership more than Chayka
>>155376621Cope the stats don't lie
>>155377264Because. Deal with it.
>>155377354You're seriously getting cunty over something that was post 4 1/2 hours ago? Anyways, they lost the cup and get to stew about it all summer.
Took a wet, sloppy marner, what did I miss in the game
>>155360343We're gonna have to pay to laffs.
>>155377264I think he was just stating the obvious. Why'd it upset you?
>>155377556Some of us are wagies cuntybro. Anyway, seethe + dilate less
Speaking of Laine
>>155377715Concession accepted.
>>155377881>noooo you cant just talk about my mom like thatYeah cuntybro mad lol time for footy.
mark john johnstone stoned stoned
>>155378016
>time for footy
made my own hongcouver dinner
Flames will have an exiciting season
>>155378530A toast to our Flames!
oh that is a bag of >beans
apologize
>>155379542just 15 more goals until he hits 5 hundred
oh wait nevermind thats assists kwab
>>155377771he received ligma
Hnic really feel off the moment they fired Don Cherry. He was the face of the brand and they got ride if him over "muh immigration". Fucking faggots.
>>155380304Yeah.... it's alittle different these days
>>155380135What's ligma?
messi is losing kwab
Good, that woke trash can fuck off.
>>155360458>genresNSBM
bad storm just rolled through, bros. neighborhood trashcans got BTFO
>>155360550
>>155380759>>155381245I refuse to believe jeets actually give a shit about hockey and only act like they do to "fit in".
Ok /hoc/, now that the offseason has begun, it’s time to settle this debate once and for allHeat Rivalry or Off Campus
I told everyone I was playing solfeggio frequency music to my cannabis plants to make them grow bigger and better, everyone looked at me cockeyed and thought I was retarded, and in the end I was right and they were wrong. I now know what it feels like to be Bussi, and it feels good.
>>155381728shut the fuck up faggot
>>155381728we don't support their kind around these parts.
>>155381897for me, it's 432hz and binaural frequencies
>>155361952we sing "take me out to the ballgame" during the 7th inning stretch, and it *is* part of americana.
HNIC really died in 2014 when Rogers bought the rights. Truly the most jewish goy -owned corporation in the world.
>>155380825LIGMA BALLS
>>155382268it died when they forced the GOAT to retire to placate the faggots.
>>155362747RIP Degrassi Junior High (even though Next Gen had hotter chicks, and it was on CTV)
>>155382239432hz is good for late veg and early flower. Full spectrum
>>155382844based Weed Shaman
little bitch is probably still tweaking his NHL26 lines that I made fun of earlier. Tears in his eyes.
>>155381897i yell at my weed
>>155383039have all summer to do it bro, gonna let it cook for a bit
my marlies
CBC sucks, when has it produced anything goodhttps://youtu.be/NSV6QOvrpqg?list=PLnWPymzAhLz8cbb3eYUmgbi-5kanigCPe
>>155383039Obessed
>>155383835I know. Sad. Isn't it?
mckenna? i wouldn't draft him
trvke
>>155381438eh, indians are only interested in english-derived sports to begin with. hockey (ice) is close enough to hockey (grass) to substitute.
>>155360967pls respond
>>155381438
>>155384398>the girl is the best player
>>155384398Better than the average PWHL game
>>155384398Oilers should sign one of them to replace Nurse.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>155376216weird seeing the cup with so much empty space on it
Whos got the /hoc/ credit card? I have a proposal
>>155385862>Implying anyone on /hoc/ can afford to spend over 400 dollars freely
>>155385862Why do millionaires need to sell out like this for chump bucks.
>>155386215boredom is probably a factor
>>155385862I can't believe people actually pay money on cameo to have some celeb read a message for someone else they don't give 2 shits about. It's so disingenuous, like PG prostitution
>>155386334How are they bored, they have millions of dollarsI have like 2000 bucks at most and I don't have enough hours in the day to spend on just neeting on my hobbies and projects.
>>155386376Its a status thing so that they can dick wave it around to show how important (pathetic) they are.
>>155386334If you're a professional athlete, you can go on every hockey podcast. There's a million B-level podcasters for every team where having a former player from any team on their podcast to talk would make their year, so why charge
>>155386376it's a good gift I think you are misunderstanding the soul of the normie
>>155386512I'd rather have a new power tool that I can use for the rest of my life then some random pro athlete say happy birthday
>>155386125I wouldn't even spend that much to get my jersey signed
>>155386621Wouldn't even spend that much on a jersey. How many amateur hockey players could spend years having fun playing and having a chance if the millionaires chose not to get a 10% raise. Now that CBC is not showing NHL, I'm boycotting it.
>>155386334>>155386489and if you're actually good on podcasts you can parlay that into a media career on top of it
>>155386569but what about a cup winning pro athlete saying bud1
>>155384398SOVL
>>155386400yeah but it's just one of those things celebs do even if they don't need money. it kills a bit of time and it's low-stakes availability where fans pay you.>>155386489i don't know. to me cameos seem like an elaborate outgrowth of the old paid autograph. a podcast might expect you to think on your feet. i'd definitely prefer they do more of those though. cameos are inherently low-access unless they're doing one someone's going to use for a media project of some kind.
>>155386911Lol my ice rink is named Howe arena because Gordie Howe lived here. He used to play tag with us on Sundays at the outdoor rink when I was a little kid. Red Wings have training camp here. I've held the Stanely Cup at training camp. Steve Yzerman, Niklas Lidstrom, and Kris Draper golf at my friend's golf club during training camp. I'm used to it.
Im still smiling to myself about how shit marner is.
>>155360343still tony
>>155387312>most points in the playoffs>he's shitthis is why he left toronto you people are retards, you blame him for Jack Eichel not shooting the puck too I imagine. If a player doesn't get pegged in the anus with a hockey stick OHL style after a bad game you're angry
>>155387520retard.
>>155387312actually it it's how marner marner is
>>155382210I wish Gary finna would.
>>155387580show me on the doll where Mitch Marner touched you anon
>>155388181between my games 5-7 when he should have been on the ice.
/hoc/ was so certain mitchy broke free from his 10 year cycle of doing absolutely nothing when the season was on the line just because he had 20 points against the mammoths
canes witch won
>>155388584the most powerful etsy witch in the eastern conferencei hope they remember to let her spend time with the cup too
>rags
>>155388467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjw92oUduEM
mitch the bitch kwab
>>155388717KWAB
just started a /hoc/ discord
>>155389062will it have great thinkers of our time on it?
>>155389150The Canes captain is Rod. They dont need another captain.
>>155362589Ovi 2
>vancouver currently experiencing a category 4 twink event as celebrini and bedard summon their entourages
Friendly reminder that the NHL will never change until the team owners stop colluding with supreme kike Gary for the sole purpose of increased year to year profits specifically by rigging the game to allow southern united states markets which have collective potential fanbase ceilings in the hundreds of millions to roster unfair powerhouse teams that no Canadian market could ever compete with. If you haven't figured this out by now you're a braindead retard because the game can now literally be forecasted with 100% accuracy once you understand the formula in which which playoff games are rigged in favor of each market matchup. 14th place overall of 617522 entries should be enough proof to illustrate this fact. If you still think the NHL is actually a fair league of honorable competition between all 32 markets you should be sent to the slaughterhouse and take two bullets to the back of the head because you can't be saved. >>155360550Yes. You are no longer needed in their eyes. This was all planned.
>>15538972016th place with 221 points... yeah I don't think so
>>155389720I'll throw everyone a bone on how to pick next years cup champion. Find the Gary next to the team symbol and make your pick as to which one Gary wants to sell too next. I think it's Florida / Vegas cup next year with Dallas as a dark horse candidate. Carolina will not win another cup under Rod ever again. This was his year and now it's over.
>>155389844memes aside there's no way the east will be absolute dogshit again next year also vegas injuries and memearella not benching shart
>>155389990the east won the cup
>look now i didn't necessarily want to have to present the cup tonight but ill tell you goyim something you all need to know>when i found out it was las vegas vs carolina I had already won >it was a great finals>i could tell the refs to put the whistles away and let the boys play>and don't worry las vegas ill make sure to be on this ice this time next year to present you your second stanley cup i guarantee it
>>155390318canes fans should have mimic'd the H-A-R-T shirts and spelled out their own 4 letter word behind him
>>155379542Sorry
My mom is the real hockey fan in the family, not me. I go to her house to watch playoff series together but I otherwise don't tune in.Will she still be able to watch it on cable channels if HNIC is kill? The way I think it works for her is that there's a Sportsnet channel in her monthly package that airs games unless they say 'not in region'.She has no clue what to do with piracy and I'd rather not bookmark a site on her laptop since she's the kind of person to click on banners.
>>155390658As long as her cable includes Sportsnet she'll be fine for all playoff games and whatever her team is.
sup bro's today was my off and it was gay and boring how's it goin
>>155390771Good to hear. In order she likes Oilers (hometown loyalty since the 80s) then Bruins then Blackhawks. Hates the Canadiens and wouldn't even cheer for them when they were the sole leaf team remaining. I myself don't have a favorite team but I like clean evenly matched games with minimal fighting, which makes me a faggot or somethin.
>>155388717House of Pain, and those fucking faggots in Madison, approves.
>>155391108if there are games not being broadcast, you could always set up a separate browser specifically prepared for hockey and drop it in its own folder.
just fell asleep, posting from the astral realm
If you for some reason want to speak Finnish to a Finnish person, just add an i at the end of every word, and you will be understood.
softpusys traded for a fuckin' AHL goalie. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hockey Night in Cucknadia was retarded. OHH NOESS! HOW WILL THEY EVER REPLACE A SHOW ON TV WITH ANOTHER ONE THAT IS THE SAME THING????
>>155391391yeah we know americans dont have culturego back. This is where adults talk.
>>155391432>y-y-yeah, so?kek
>>155390897Chilling bro
>>155391391Just another example of hockeys decline in Canada. The youth in Canada already prefer other sports hockey is dying here now that it won’t be accessible for free expect it to enter free fall.
>>155391513Stop "electing" people that are replacing you then.
>>155391513the good news is the death of the jet stream will turn europe into siberia and hockey will become much more popular.
>>155391602You do realize who inhabits "europe" now, right?
>>155391667latent hockey players sleeping in alpine foothills
gms are going to be busy this offseason tryi g to get Darnell Nurse on their team
>>155391696no, the answer was "faggots"
>>155391667europeans?
>>155391717all hockey players are at least a bit gay, anon. it's necessary to see the puck.
>>155391722no. see: >>155391717
>>155391749shut the fuck up JFFM.
Everyone gets atleast a little bit gay when showering together
>>155391868no
>>155388717good tune
>>155381438They love hockey, when the canucks were in the playoffs everyone in surrey was partying
>>155388717
>>155360967How is Hill not demanding a trade lol. Doesnt this nigga make Tiffany bank
>>155391887most canadian post I've seen tonight.
>>155388812Lmao why didnt that idiot send connor brown to get the beer
>>155361115Yes
>>155362289Worse yet hes a lefty so you'd think he'd understand the power of cultural touchstone like HNIC on CBC to make immigrants and 'new' Canadians feel a part of the nation.
>>155362589Calgary got screwed here
>>155362663I dont get it
who's gonna hire torts?
>>155363870When i bought my 30-06 I called it "the trudeau special" in the bass pro and everyone laughed . Soon.
>>155364080Gross she engages with coloureds.>>155365055Extremely patrician. Gooning to dead porn stars is the truly refined choice.
>>155366664Loli
>>155372912Irbe jumpscare at the end, don't click
>>155369191Why would anybody remember a random schizo post on hoc? It was your post wasn't it? Anon why would anybody remember that?
>>155370108Based go flames
>>155370731Cooked that gay retard
no hockey today
>>155371361Hope the Flames pick him up this off-season
>>155392127the best type of irony is reading rightoids cry about the erasure of culture after spending decades championing the reduction of government policies in favor of corporate balance sheets.
>>155372218Haha youre a huge fag dude. A /hoc/ roster definitionally should be meme players.
>>155372805Whats it like being older than dirt?
Damn Messi got a hat trick wtf
>>155391513>Just another example of hockeys decline in Canada.why the FUCK do i need to subsidize hockey broadcasts with my taxpaying dollars again?
>>155375496Jihadri
>>155392401good bud impression desu
>>155375580Laine
>>155382580Many are saying this
>i'm going to make a /hoc/ roster on a game I think is gay and retarded, but don't rush me or make fun of my selections because I am a faggot canadian and i wanna take a few weeks to think about something no one even gives a shit aboutlel
>>155385862I got my mom the Victor Newman Chad from days of our lives and she loved it. He just read what we sent in verbatim from his car between shooting but im jewish so it was funny, he cracked up reading it.
>>155385862who in the fuck would want this faggot to speak to them, much less pay $500 canadian ($1.50 American) to do it?
stop bumping the thread pls this is a page 6 genny
>>155390658Wait...what happens when you click on the banners?
Bump...bump bump. That's the sound of the 15's when their hittin' in my trunk.
Can the next thread be flames themed?
>>155393273no, despite it being faggot convention month to the retards of the world, we don't post about flames here.
>>155390897Riding the high of seeing my team win the cup still.
fake news retard redditcanes dont have any fans. everyone just wanted to see vegass lose
>>155393470*updoots*
>>155393354your team beat my team :):
>>155393481This but unironically.
