Botox edition
Gane won
>>155391239Gane just does illegal shit every single fucking fightand only ever gets rewarded for it He was clearly winning the fight but shit like this taints it because this mf was throwing down elbows to the back of the head which could have a serious long term effect on Alex. It's one thing to hurt your opponent through legal strikes and it's another to risk paralysis, spinal cord damage, TBI, etc through illegal strikes.
>>155391363Herb Dean already debunked this.
>>155391370zesty old queer
I put on for T-City
>>155391363Womp womp FAGGOT. Gane dominated your boy.
>>155391427oh shit Lukas?
>>155391239wtf i hate gaethje now
so is Gane an honorary american
>>155391551Does he boy Ortega too?
>>155391363This is true BUT can you blame him if he's allowed to do that. Jon Jones is the most blatant cheater in the history of the Sport, yet many also consider him the best ever. So if you can get away with it you'd be stupid not to cheat.
>>155391239Fuck Dana
>>155391427how braindead is this guy these days?
Ulberg heems Pootan let's be honest
>>155391363name one reason why this crybaby shouldn't be paralysed
>>155391802with a lucky haymaker (doesn't count)
>>155391802Poohand needs to go down to 225 - 230 and fight Hokit.
>>155391239juiced gloves
Alex is bubbling online.
>>155391918One can only imagine the melty he has on social media after Hodaddy trash talks and heems him
The Ganescholars at the National Cheating Institute of Paris have weighed in. Ciryl is INNOCENT of wrongdoing. There were only a couple back of the head shots and they happened because Pereddit scrambled into them while panic wrestling.https://streamable.com/hqgzu2
>>155391972
>>155391406Is Herb Dean the new Mario Yamasaki?
>>155391363Wrong, GOAT MMAtuber MMA Joey already debunked the claim that Gane cheated in the match. He also proved that Gane is the greatest heavyweight fighter of all timehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5pqNk6hauRY
>>155391960a cry for help if i ever seen one, he has like 20 stories seething at Gane and Herb up
>>155392190>MMA Joey as a source
>>155392291Merle never posted this much cringe when she was handling this dumb donkey of a manPeople even thought he was smart and deep at one point
Gooby was on the Tonight Show tonight. Hair looking thinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3HpyNf5Bls
>>155392062
>>155392452beautiful head movement alex
Let's not sugarcoat it but shit was sweet
Poatan should never weight more than 230 pounds.
Oh ok so when gane cheats against pereira now everyone cares
>>155391802afraid so
>>155392750pereddit is the golden boy, he has multiple rape accusations and its not a problem but for the ol goobster he should be publicaly executed
How do you respond to this without looking mad
the heemster who brought up Tallson Texas drilling his ass in sparring was right, I never looked into it but I wanted Gane to win anyway. Alex showed up looking like a zestacular tranazon with his retarded bongo ass and thank God above a respectable man and not a savage grease monkey is now the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world (tom will never fight Gane)
Tom was giving Gane a lotta issues but we're not gonna acknowledge that I'm mortified to hear
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yer base YEH
>>155393011This is hindsight, at no point when it happened did anyone have a problem with it, not even the guy he just got done heeming, the fans or the ref. That's pure Ganeic aura
>>155393011The only valid response to such mercy is "thank you".
Is Paulo Jiri really happening?
>>155393096your correct wear not hear to here that deranged nonsense
>>155393096HE SHOULDA SAVED DEM ISSUES, AND GOT HIM SOME TISSUES CAUSE HE WAS BLEEDIN LIKE A WOMENS ON THE MONTH DAY
Would Gane have beaten Aspinall if not for the eyepoke? I think so.
we are all in agreement
OI CANT FOOKIN SEE MATE
>>155393011>Mon cheri, allow me to remove the blood and tears off your visage.Based Gane.
Britbongs:Imagine what Paddy would have done to Ilia.CHILLS
>>155393227Of course. Tom was bloody and getting beat up. He had nothing for Gane. He took the first way out.
A Hero of History.
mark hunt was set up by daner to fight a juiced up lesnar and still didn't have even a fifteenth the melty the fat drunk tire monkey is having rni hope he is found guilty of rape and plinny drops him like schaubs in the rain
Realtalk:G*ne hit Poatan with a million strikes to the back of the head. That should have been a DQ win for Poatan, but the UFC continues to let G*ne cheat.
can you imagine a frank mir or a mark hunt spamming social media and recruiting teenagers to defend themnot mei can't
>Realtalk:>G*ne hit Poatan with a million strikes to the back of the head. That should have been a DQ win for Poatan, but the UFC continues to let G*ne cheat.
>>155393533The UFC didn't continue with anything, The Double Champ does whatever the fook he wants
hopefully this ordeal has taught everyone that brazilians will chimp out and we waz when they face the slightest adversity
>>155393496He had the wrestling to put Gane away, but Gane was stuffing the takedowns with eyepokes.
Gane has just been disqualified for illegal strikes, handing the belt to Alex.
>NOOOOOOOOOO ALEX SLIPPED ON A BANANA AND THEN GANE SUCKER PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD AND THEN HERB DEAN TURNED HIS HEAD TO LOOK AT TRUMP AND CIRYL USED A LITERAL HAMMER TO HIT ALEX BEHIND THE HEAD AND THEN HE THREW SOME MORE LUCKY PUNCH AND CHEATED TO WIN NOOOOOOOO PEREIRA DIDN'T LOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGane is so based he makes Asspainhole and Poorear (and their fans) have a schizomeltdown as a way to cope because they can't admit Ciryl Gane is just the much better fighter
Hon honOh la laOuais ouaisAlors That’s my Gane impression
Another INTERIM belt for G*ne.Topkek.SAD.SAD that he will never hold a real belt.
England may have won a battle, but France won the war
>>155393815that's reminds me thanks b
7:08 AM in London.
>>155391239He looks like a muppet.
FACT: Tomala has won 0 undisputed championship bouts
Qui dit proches te dit deuilsCar les problèmes ne viennent pas seulsQui dit crise te dit mondeDit famine, dit tiers-mondeEt qui dit fatigue dit réveilEncore sourd de la veilleAlors on sort pour oublier tous les problèmesAlors on danse
is heem the most mentally ill general on the site or at least /sp/?
I believe when Gane beats an opponent, it's not enough to just beat him, he makes sure to break their spirit
they're not letting me download from the 'chives
Illyeh Apturo, TopturoPAPAPAPAPAP
>>155394079He really would have papapaped him, sorry for doubting you gooby
>>155394054uh oh
>>155394079>I'm in Marbella bro >B-b-b-but I live in Madrid Ya little fewl, ye
>>155392062I had counted 4 but now I agree with this video, 2 were really on the edge of the legal zones and the illegal elbow was during the scramble. I wouldn't blame Gane for this one either.
Loving the downfall of Pereddit. I wished this day would come. I thought the Ank win would do it, but then Pereddit got lucky in the rematch. It’s over now. There’s no coming back. If he returns to light heavywieght he will seem a coward and if he stays at heavyweight he will get heemed again. He has no chin or defense!
>>155394104>i countedstop lying monkey
>>155394051>on the siteDefinitely no, this can't even beat the sanest general on /vg/
>>155394051you know there are kpop gens?
>>155394117Who?
>>155394051>is heem the most mentally ill general on the siteAnon, I...>>>/d/>>>/trash/
>>155394148The guy on first, the guy playin' first base
Gane's actual record in title fights:-Beat prime Derrick Lewis easily-Actually won against Ngannou-Won the story by turning Ngannou into a wrestler-Was given only 4 weeks to prepare for the Jones fight so he won the story-Made Aspinall pretend to be blind because he didn't want to get outstriked anymore-Turned Aspinall into an influencer who spent months coping and wheezing about his loss-Outstriked Pereira, turned him into a crotch sniffer-Turned Pereira into a complete bitch and a sore loser who resorts to saying "it was a lucky punch" (the worst excuse possible)Ciryl Gane is a real winner and he is probably the GOAT of story wins.
>>155394168When?
little bitch thought Gane's Leg was a tire
the gubmint are calling me in 20 minutes idk if i can get high enough in time but i will try>>155394182the script says what b
>>155394167Thanks for linking trash, was gonna go goon there and forgot to>>155394079His bacon bussy gonna be squirting gaycheese for weeks
uh lex puh day duh
Honestly if I'm Gane I'm saying the same shit Gaethje said and not giving Pereira the rematch until at least he proves himself. That shit was shameful>>155394196I like you>>155394197>Thanks for linking trash, was gonna go goon there and forgot toI dislike you
>>155394203hate the calling him uh lex it reminds me of this tragedy
>>155394232he cute
Chama on yo mama
He didn’t have to lose the story this hard; could’ve just kept silent and congratulate Gane, or even say “I dared to be great.”, then nobody would’ve thought ill of him.
>>155394227no more bruder wars veli
aspinall actually got cucked for 2 years by jon jones, only to nc and now be scared of the rematch. lmao
>>155391677
>>155394227Some good shit there, huebroShould go fap
All jokes aside respect to Tom for trying to beat his AGP. He dared to be great.
The entire Garth clan mocked Topuria for his short stature and then Justin turned his face into minced meat. Is there a biggest possible story win?
>>155394339Already did (Zoweybunny on Erome), I'm pretending to be prude now to avoid a 2nd one.
>>155394339have you seen lilja4ever
>>155394342>Tom>AGP
>>155394356just how good is fiziev
Ilia 4 ever
>>155394361Patrician taste.
>>155394381
>>155394356Reminds me of the first time Holloway went up to lightweight, I think against Poirier. You could tell he'd literally just never been hit that hard before. He had felt what it was like to be hit by a hard puncher in his natural weight class, but never by someone who hits hard from a class above him. Same shit here, I think. He'd felt Josh whatshisname's power, but Garth hits like a fucking truck even for a LW.
just how bad is shartles
>>155394426he fought Jeremy Stephens
>>155391239cunt looks indian
>>155394441Well he beat the guy that beat the champ and the guy that beat the guy that beat the champ and the guy that beat the guy that beat the champ but that the guy that beat the champ beat later on. And he beat Kevin. He's probably OK
>>155394495THE Kevin?!?!
Ponder for an instant what prime Lee would’ve done to Ilya…
>>155394509he infused his glove with Charles's heem nugget.... chills...
Im of the camp that isnt even factoring in the alleged illegal blows POOHAM ate to his retard head, he was getting pieced up, gassing and breathing heavy from carrying around his del ray dumper and was already done before any of those landed
>It was a lucky -ACK
>>155391239yeah ill have the kung pao chicken and an order of fried rice, thanks chin
>>155394186>when your momma gets chama'd
>>155394555Pooatan is the luckiest fighter of all time. His entire career is built on flukes, bad judging, and bad ref calls
>>155394176Gane took a dive against ngannou with the heel hook and took a dive against Jones tapping to nothing
I'm a very close friend of Gane and he says he enjoyed every single one of his illegal strikes
>>155392429He should just go Pelon mode at this point. His hair transplant failed and he looks good bald, so no reason not to
Gane camp>some shitty kickboxers >le french coach that is occasionally successful Pereira camp>Plinio Cruz Diet >Norma Dumont glutes centric strength and conditioning >sparring wars with the 78th best HW in the world >Based Hypeman Glover Pereira did all he could. Its a game of flukes.
Why are you not watching soccer? World cup is most important event. No one care about mma
>the hw champ lost to volkov and got dropped by shoeyvasa
>>155394555how dare Gane have the temerity to land a faster more precise punch on Pootcan
Poatan should have just farmed title defences at LHW for a few more years, then retired. In a few years, people would genuinely be having debates about whether him or Jon are the greatest LHWs of all time. Even if he does go back down and dominate, he'll always live in the shadow of getting heemed by a guy Jon no-diffed
>>155394694c'est gentil
>>155394753Hans, he got dropped by a short jab. It was a short jab.
>tax goddard sees fibreglass in the toe of clozicular enterprises>IT'S OVAH
>>155394817I tried to make fun of his abysmal approach. He wouldn't have won with a better one but he looked like shit
>>155394802The kind of people who think he's even in the running for greatest of all time are the kind of people who think Taylor Swift is the greatest songwriter of all time... just men. Dana fed him only fighters he would look good against from day 1. No one who was gonna take him down and beat him up.
>>155394802one thing we can all agree on is that it's good tomala is never fighting mma again
>>155394861yeah Gane showed that shockingly enough if you dont let alex just stalk you for 4 and a half minutes scared shitless and instead hit him first it works good
Bro got his brain scrambled by a measly jab!GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG what is blud doing in HW
>>155394853To be totally fair to him, a big part of it is likely because of the massive amount of brain damage he's taken over a long career. He's also gotten hurt in basically every UFC fight he's ever been in. Going up to HW was literally just never going to work for him unless Dana permanently gave him layups like he did for e.g. DC. He was never going to be able to win against a natural heavyweight like Ciryl.
>>155394905who could have predicted hiring a great big fat freemason as your handler would lead to such horrendous consequences
>>155394932>dives into new york tunnelwho indeed...
Jerry will have his revenge
>gay guy gets brutalized and disfigured on the white house lawn during pride monthis this a hate crime?
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>>155394988I'm not a huge fan of Ilia but it honestly made me fucking furious when Goddard literally overruled the doctor between rounds 3 and 4. I don't want to redditize too much but it's his job to protect the fighters, not to make them get even more brain damage because Dana and Trump obviously said no doctor stoppages are allowed. It's genuinely fucking evil.
>>155394051What that other anon said. /vg/ operates on an entirely different level.You guys are just retarded.
>>155395032>I'm not a huge fan of Ilia but it honestly made me fucking furious when Goddard literally overruled the doctor between rounds 3 and 4. I don't want to redditize too much but it's his job to protect the fighters, not to make them get even more brain damage because Dana and Trump obviously said no doctor stoppages are allowed. It's genuinely fucking evil.
>>155394905Chin and age play a factor but the "meta" of the division is also terrible for him. Weidly enough most of his losses came in rather low output kickboxing matches. That's mostly what HW is about these days.
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>>155395032reddit only pretends to care about stuff if you feel bad seeing a man get turned into salisbury steak despite a doctor attempting to intervene there is nothing wrong with that just say 5 hail bonesies and you will be forgiven my son (hijo)
Clitia Topiglet was raped.
ynr gurucels and redditors saying gane and ah lex were the same frickin' size chama!
>>155395085
>>155391363>lands one singular strike on Jones>its to his balls
ciryl was a man from francehurt many a poof in the dancealex the drunkmunched on junkand gane made him shit in his pantschama
>>155394356Jesus it looks like he smacked him with a brick. Gaethje is scary. He doesnt have the greatest accuracy, so he doesnt really get KOs. Instead he just brutally beats the shit out of his opponents, which is worse as it affects their careers later on
imagining ah lex on a johnny depp in the kitchen rampage looking for his bottle of cachaça screaming at his dead eyed soulless hijitos
>>155395061Palmtree haircut wigger
alcylex will only to be able to find work on the BBB circuit (basement bunda battle) I shiveringly confess
>meu merle>meu cinturão>minha garrafa
>ate buffets all last week>mostly meat>haven't properly Schaubed in a week>Yesterday, ate a ton of dietary fibers>start Schaubing>still about 90% full of SchaubsThere is a non zero chance I shit myself in my Muay Thai lesson today. Pray for me
AGPoatan was anally violated
>I-IT WAS A LUCKY JAB!>HERB DEAN YOU COWERDS!>CH-CHAMA*sniffle*
>>155395209if this happens give it to Chandler he's feeling pretty down and could use a new kid
>>155395215how the fists have tabled and chama is now the fistee
>>155395228Kek
>>155395032Goddard gave him the chance to go out there and be a warrior, how was he supposed to know clitia had already soiled himself and needed an emergency colostomy bag
>>155395228i can see brie letting him keep it as a humiliation and mike being mike enough to think it's a baby
I SUPPLICATE MY BODY AND MY SOUL IN DEVOTION AND TESTAMENT TOWARDS THE INFINITE GREATNESS OF GANEGOD
https://youtube.com/shorts/Zmg_nELNzT4we need to sticky this
pereira lostmerle won
>>155395215there were a few back of the head shots, but the amount is overstated. but even that aside, how was the jab "lucky"? he hit Pee-era with it multiple times in the first.
what do you make of Conors Ariel Helwani interview? personally I think he seems deluded and is gonna get fucked up
in many ways, gane is a hero
>>155395285Did Pereira himself actually complain about this?
>>155395335he wants herb dean fired
>>155395341Did he say this anywhere?
>>155395354damn b you really need to be spoonfed
>>155395341>>155395354Nvm I found it. KWAB
still dont understand why conor liked that one gay porn video on twitter
>>155395361it's shocking tbcdesu when did he become this much of a fag
>>155395372He’s gay
>>155395372>>155395396
>>155395375Sorry for questioning you. The statement started well with him giving props to the jab but the rest was pretty cringe.
fairy (who didn't watch the fights btw) should cut it short again
Lucky jab? More like lucky kwab
>>155395416no worries b better to be skeptical than a mark and pereira pulling an aspinall was something no one expected
>>155395215He's being too much of a bitch, should've just said>Gane won because he was faster and caught me, but he should be more careful with his shots to the back of the headIf they actually gave a fuck they'd have instant replays they could call on the spot and take points/dq like they do in other sports. But combat sports have always been officiated like mickey mouse shit and you just gotta accept that
>>155395478var in mma would be the end of everything
This faggot cannot be serious
>>155395478if they actually started deducting points, you would have much more draws. draws are waste of time and resources. there is absolutely no problem with frenchod camp specialising in fouls. Gane with back of the head strikes and Imavov with eyepoke
>>155395285Everyone knows the illegal striking zone, Herb isn't saying anything new here. Several on Gane's strikes landed there but not most and certainly not all. Herb just needed to shout "watch the back of the head!" to Gane and nobody would be complaining
>>155395513when are he and tom linking up sneed it or feed it
So a lot of people thought Pereira moving up to heavyweight would put him at his natural division, but it turns out his large frame was meant to be skinny and wiry. It's that brazilian methhead build the gu mentioned, they're just not meant to carry any muscle or fat, just gotta be a stringy little piece of bones.
>expect that Pereira is gonna be huge jacked beast in HW>he develops infamous fat Brazilian assI mean what did you all expect.
Pereira was chinny at MW, I always knew this was gonna happe n
>>155395315Ok
I could become champ in any division i'm just too lazy to train
>>155395634I couldn't, I'm 6'4 250 naturally, I could never cut down to these kid divisions below middleweight
>>155395629transhora fitta bög
>>155395661I can go down to 110lbs as easily as I can reach 265lbs
>bögkek
>>155395689you reach 265 with my balls on your forehead
>>155392190>>155392062>>155391363>>155391870>>155392750Poabros... Herb has spoken... We're cooked... We've been made fools of...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmg_nELNzT4>longer versionhttps://www.instagram.com/reels/DZqgk8gvylk/
>>155395674är du arg? lilla gumman...
>>155395674Fan va arg du blev haha
>>155395722i already posted this
>>155395732>>155395737precis en minut mellan breven asg, snyggt sambögande
>>155395722Bald bros... we have some usefulness...
>>155395722This is awful, what's our excuse now poatanbros? Americans love blacks too much so they put plaster in gane's gloves?
>>155395749yo momma
>>155392406i was thinking about that earlier as well that alex seemed perhaps even a little intelligent at one point
>>155395710Your mom.
i was just on the phone with daner, they're cutting alex
absurd levels of dishespect itt
>>155395762Nej det är det inte Du sjuder haha
>>155395809
>>155395820kom till Allstars gym öppna matta på söndag, jag ber dig.
Conor Topgregor
>>155395809Tell Dana I would love to violently cave his bald head in
Gooby seemed broken on the helwani show
ITS UP!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8j5nuTwWWQ
>>155395809They ain't cutting alex, he signed a 30 fight contract. They own his BBL ass, they gonna dig him up in 60 years and put his corpse in the cage against Michael Chandler's black son for his 9th contract obligated fight.
Alex Coal Pereira
sweets fighting does not bode well for us
>>155395850everyone has seen it already
The precision Gane has to avoid the nape and one inch variance of the "mohawk" region is insane. He really showed levels in that octagon
>>155395884due to time zones it only just released in australia
>>155395850Look at that hat. I look at him I see weakness and fear. I see sensitive skin that blisters under the sun, I see, I see a boy scared from the sun's blessings.
Michael Chiesa just unretired
>>155395901pooretards and timmylas seething
>>155395850I hope I can meet Conor before the fight to show him how to beat Max
He went from Chama to Alex real quick
>>155395961>apturo topturo cursed by the haircut>pootana cursed by vidya coverit's real
>simply don't lose
>>155395850I'm not a homosexual so I don't watch these women’s talk shows. Can someone relay what Conor considered his "rock bottom"?
>>155396021when he put a weight on his dick
>>155396021He wouldn't say, but you could see flashbacks of his athletic and enthusiastic sex with ms hands in his eyes for sure
>>155396010i had a hunch brazzas love goats
you know you got your ass beat when you start talking about the rules afterrespect pereira, he should fight hokit then retire
>>155396029prolonged and in a multitude of positions
>>155396009Max is cursed to so gooby wins
The goobster is honestly unfathomably based.yes this gif is realWho has lost the most aura?>Toptoiro>Poatan>Aspinall
>>155395850I would also like to add for the full 40 minutes he has held onto the cigar and not smoked it (purely for image as he can't smoke in the room)
>>155396046Aspinall then Piglia then Pooptan
>>155396046i just laughed hysterically remembering that he went to defend himself against a rape charge and boasted about how good a shag he is on the stand
>>155396046Topturo had more to lose + some retard casuals are still buying the lasik shit tommy boy did
>>155396108Gane looks like an old school pugilist here
Call me stupid, but the goobster vs volk was the fight to make
Hop in the whip no roof on the ting ye?
The names Waits, Richard Waits.
>>155396021
>>155396161What makes a rich millionaire shag fat slags like this?
>>155394051>Katawa Shoujo General #4058(lost count like 5 times or something idek)
>>155396168Shagging a midget is hilarious
Alex is lucky sir ciryl didn't 360 speem his head off
>>155396168tell me you have never fucked a chubby slag without telling me
>>155396134gooby can't make 55 let alone 45 and volk wouldn't wanna bulk to 70 then cut to 45 again for movsarwe saw what happened when he fought in 55 without a proper bulk
>>155396161>>155396160he is so iconic
>>155396196they work hard for the money and have food to eat too
Poorear lost a lot of aura after his first fight against Ank, then in the rematch he got his aura back + gained some extra aura, and then he lost all of it against Gane. The biggest aura merchant in history.
>>155396189not a single heavyweight moves like this
JOOLY ELEDEN WE GON FIND OUT LESS GOOOO
>>155396212the ufc meta is aura gamblingif it pays off you become a superstarif it fails you become a clown, but you can be redeemed by getting a dominant KO in your next fight
>>155396212Greater men have lost to Cyril "The General" Gane
i have been in sitges and san francisco and never seen a man look at another man the way fat dana did at conor circa the mayweather fight
everyone is joking about Gooby tying a weight to his dick but i'm genuinely impressed, i cant hold a weight up with my erection like that im pretty sure
>>155396168hypersexuality makes you fuck anything. that's why he turned gay for a couple years there.
>>155396270>anythingsome of my first wanks were to this peach
>>155396021Leg break, living beyond his means and realizing that he is an asshole. Since I'm probably officially gay now for watching that Interview: Strickland could be the sexiest man alive if he wanted to be.
>>155396270I'm confused, is that supposed to be a man?
>>155396287
harvey price would demolish tom's son
>>155396134Conor vs Volk was my dream fight a few years ago now when Volk was in peak form. Right now I’d still favour Volk to win but it’d be closer I think. Either way, right now he needs to fight Evloev and Conor probably won’t stick around much longer.
>>155396212Alex didn't lose much aura, this was the expected outcome
>>155392667Poatan isn't fat enough on that picture.
>>155396313eeeeeevolution is a mysteryyyy
https://youtu.be/qokQVHknaMU
>>155396302no but conor got caught bookmarking videos of guys jerking off and he posted a bunch of pics of his ass in speedos
>>155396287Bro shot his first ropes to gooby
ilia would have won if he spammed more body shots and calf kicksi think he was fishing for the big knockout punch which gaethje was fully prepared to defend against with head movement and well-timed jabsgaethje's head movement against the fence left his body wide open and i don't think he checked a single calf kick all fight
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155396348It was probably just him comparing his size to others, it's not that uncommon for us gifted folks to do such things.
>>155396377MMA?
>>155396397ilia is too small to grapple gaethje consistently and gaethje never uses his wrestling offensively so the grappling was effectively nullified
>>155396416Mods!
She won
Conor confirmed that Prates ducked him
Connor is on Jimmy Fallon, no mention of cocaine or Ms hands
Alex should've left SS+GOMAD for a push/pull split like gane
>>155396493i was deeply disappointed when jones bulked up to heavyweight on a meme powerlifting "SBD" routine instead of an upper body hypertrophy routineall he did was gain fat and peak his neurology to get better at the squat bench and deadlifti don't think he built nearly as much muscle as he could havemike mentzer was right
And so did she
>>155396507and he still choked gane out in 2 minutes
>>155396516yeah because gane's scrambling skills are underdevelopedas a /fit/ veteran i believe his bulk could have been more optimal
>>155396507Jones did good, he's a great wrestler, all he needed was good hip strength to win, which he got from bulking with powerlifting. Pereira fattened himself up for nothing, he basically just decreased his hand speed and foot movement with that gigantic ass.
behind every loss, is a woman
Pigatan never saw a BBC xhe didn’t wanna Chama on
>Nina Drama appearance on Logan Paul podcast>Episode title: Logan Paul on Dana White ARRESTING Sean Strickland, Nina Drama Dating Arman, Topuria KNOCKED OUTLot to digest
who tf fook is logan paul
Aunties had a bit to drink I reckon
>>155396348sors?
As a man with daughters I hope Volk beats the hell out of Movsar the little creep.
>>155396471she dated a 5'6" guy. i think i have a chance
>>155396510this bitch gives off narcissist divorcee vibes. Just like my ex.Cluster B degenerates are evil and should be tossed off a cliff at birth.
Movdaddy will claim the daughters. After he takes Bussynovski’s belt of course.
>>155396659She was only with him for a quick cash injection, now she's back 6'2+ only
>>155396682Topigglia is smaller than 5'6. Eyeballing it he's 5'4 max.t.5'8 midget
Nina who?
>>155396705Nina my nuts on your forehead
>>155396682she was already rich
>>155395358Whiny Poatan bitch nigger needs to shut up. Every time he opens his mouth he loses aura
>I would love to fight that man CM Punkthis was his first mistake
>>155396270What a hideous thing. Looks like a corpse, Could never get it up for this.
Saw a lot of CM Punk influence in Ilia's performance.
>>155396761I would just touch my Topturo and give him a lil PAPAPAPAPAP to jumpstart
>>155396704how do you survive being only 5'8 in the balkansi was in bosnia and most men were significantly taller than me, and im 185cm
At the end of the day, no matter what happens, always remember
>>155396860I have a cute face and a nice dick, and no chip on my shoulder. My body count is in the 80's I think.
>>155396881that Jesus loves you
>Nina Drama >Nina Agdal >Nina Nunes >Nina Hagen
>>155396797I saw the gods acting through Gaethje as a vehicle humbling Topuria. Hubris is the downfall of man.
Damn i thought gaethje had more high profile wins. Its basically 3 major losses, and him beating fiziev twice and landing a lucky kick on poirier.
Gaethje is proof that pickling your brain via thc isn't always bad. It is terrifying though that you can either become a world champion or an old fruit lol rogan if you overdose on weed
>>155397033joe was like that years before he found weed in his early 30s
>>155396995That Ferguson kid he beat had a cute little run
>>155397052He used to be an alpha male no? Now he's like Liberace
>>155396860He has sex with men (male)
>>155393609> without an undisputed belt> double champ
>>155397052It was a pretty open secret on the LA scene that joe was a homosexual, he rebranded his image once he started doing MMA commentary
>>155397294Was meant for >>155397118
>>155395228
>>155391598he'd have to change his name to 'Gain'
Georgina's instagram comments are pretty kino tbqbdesu
What do you think ilia is thinking rn
>>155397468Not much
see what happens when I hit you with my thugjitsu
ilia will learn head movement now out of necessity, thus becoming the goat
>>155397253aww he remembers
wow these guys are beating each other up with real strikes!
>>155396034he made one post and he was feeling some type of way
Tom looked much faster than Pereira did and he's not threatened by the takedown. All in all he has a much better chance against Gane.
>>155397641Tom would’ve heemed pereira. That being said he’s going to be rusty as fuck when he comes back against a very confident Gane and his eye still looks wonked
>>155397641Tomala needs to get this idea of being a ko artist out of his head, that's how you get raped, as we saw with clitia. Nobody at hw is gonna outstrake gane, even ngumbu knew this, needs to go for takedowns and control
people forget that gane only gets better. if tom doesn't show up with some new tricks he's in for a world of trouble.
>>155397468oww ow oof ouch owie
hokit vs pavlovich is absolutely the fight to make. heem this dude dead or he's the real deal and deserves a title shot
>>155397459
chamabros...
>>155397863Hokit is trumps new favorite fighter and daners new heavyweight cleaner. They'll deploy hokit to devastate whoever they need
The takedown is there for Tom
>>155397970pooatan better withdraw his vendetta against godne, lest the karmic forces destroy him
>>155397970*cracks knuckles*finally a new battle for mechaclozzilla it is time to ruin reddit's day
Will the last and mightiest Caucasian survive?
just give Pereira some time. that fat ass of his was weighing him down like an anchor
Ciryl has mentally heem'd tom you can see by how he reacted to the call out of fighting in paris, very submissive
>>155397970What's the story here, is there any legitimacy to this or is this just some crazy bpd brazilian woman
>>155398136she's german
>>155398136Poatan stole her bbl
>>155398069>mightiestmerab has a better resume
All why the fuck is asspainanal still number 6 p4p he got eye raped and will never return now that he has to face ganeGOD the Duke of brawn
>>155398343
>>155398343I thought muslims love rape
i miss prime gooby twitter voice posts
Dare to be great.
>>155398136Truth is probably somewhere in the middle but Poatan is probably the more trustworthy side.
>>155398407Is this that fat red haired girl that flashed her tits at a ufc event?
>>155397294Joe knows he's sweet.
>>155398352>show yo wife nigga
>POOATAN keeps posting copes on instagram about gane being a cheatBon Gamin CHANGES people, not only did he humiliate pereira on the white house lawn, he son'd him so bad that pooatan is now further ruining his own image seething.
>>155397970strange how she neglected to mention chama raping her before
>>155398449
>>155398354rape for me but not thee
>>155398375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFObeZ4fZw4
>does literally nothing>takes credit for making khabib and islam championsgreatest trainer in the game knowmsaym
>>155398136Pereira did basically admit to some of the things he's accused of like holding her captive and taking her phone away, he just said he didn't view that as abusive
>>155398486he's far better than trevot whittman who now has cazzies saying he's the best coach in the game after gaethje won. Same goes for firas who is also a meme, GSP would have excelled under anyone. Also i havent seen anyone mention the extremely early stoppage in omalley/zahabi fight
>>155398479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apmjg4oEBBc
>>155398501Tbh that's just good woman training methods. Stay at home, stay off the phone.
"In this country, in loud we trust" - Dana White
new interview up between gooby and maxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFItNk23QUI
>>155398404The Goat and Khabib
>>155398432Nah. Just another german chick to prove that we run this sport. Justin "german hick last name" Gaethje vs Ilia "Halle Westphalia" Topuria? We run this sport
>>155398404they used to score control time back then
>>155398575conor sounds absolutely loopy. still not convinced this is a real fight
you are now visualizing conor's massive meng
>>155398649How old is she? She looks like she lies about her age
>>155398690That's how white women look at 20
>>155398676it wasn't that big thoughbeit.
>>155398407>the guy crying illegal shots and saying "I would've won if I hadn't lost" >guy who's crying at herb dean accusing him and calling for punishment>guy crying about jon jones being a meanie head>trustworthylol...lmao
>>155398740It was big proportional to his body size
>>15539869031
be honest, If Justin switched out with me at the end of the 4th round, would I win against a blind topoopia?
>>155398575Great interview, couldn't understand a word tho
>>155398575ergh we uhh gonna find out brotha ocotber 26
ilia was literally about to heem. he was just putting on a show for the crowd.
this is a warning for all max holloway fanswithdraw now or spare getting heemed
so who's fighting max after rapist pulls out?
>>155391370Someone should photoshop a big piss stain in his pants
>>155398808depends on your build, Topturo's quite girthy if he got a hold of you it can be dangerous
>>155398929Maxine getting xer asshole pounded
>>155393022sparring footage = gods work
>>155398941What if I'm retarded and goofy?
>>155397970From what I gathered she told Poatan she was married and he flipped his shit
All these /int/ fags flooding /sp/, but /heem/ continues to stand strong.MMA > Soccer
Max's cte voice is cute
>>155398975if ur not steong enough to overpower him knee tf outta his face the second he grabs you, a blind topturo will most likely try to grapple immediately
>>155398748Not generally trustworthy, just more trustworthy than a person that might be deranged. Why the extra Jon mention?
>>155398575I prefer coked up gooby
>>155398929MICHAEL CHANDLER BABY ILL SEE YOU AT THE TOP
>>155399107You're right b, and because Alex was angry with jon jones posting a video.
he looks like he is about to con me at some sort of rigged ball and cup game at the fairground
Chandler is finally unranked after over 5 years holy shit
chandler wins that fight more times than he doesn't. just some bad luck or probably too much pressure got to him.
>>155399211>losing to gane is a difficult time>heems you mentally, spiritually AND physically.
pound for pound is fucking retarded. we just saw pereira weigh more pounds than gane and lose but somehow he's still way above gane. so it doesn't count because pereira has weighed less in the past? doesn't count because he was fat? most heavyweights are fatter and they don't get an exemption from the rules. fuck mma.
>>155399230Dookie Dan makes an excellent replacement for him.
>Conor confirms that regardless of how his fight with Max goes that he won't be back until April 2027 at the earliest because of something something contract bullshit??? what are they doing man
>Tony has a win over the current UFC champJust how good was Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson?
When conor beats max... Conor vs gaethje will be the biggest fight of all time.
>>155399331Have we ever seen an MMA guy actually win against a legit fighter three weight classes above their natural weight?
OOOOOOHHHHH PADDY THE BADDY
>>155399331Pound for pound is just some cope the midgets came up with to feel tough because they'd get raped by a top 100 heavyweight
How come Alex didn't mention this? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fxwz0h7qjwp7h1.gif
>>155399378Um Conor Mcgregor? Maybe youve heard of him. And Royce used to beat up 250+ pounders while being like 170 all the time.
>>155399420it is a measurement for excellence in the sport. if you think that is a stupid thing you would, in the extremities, also have to deal with people who would say "well what if I pulled a ak47 on a heavyweight, tf will he do then?" you cannot measure excellence with sole brutality because sole brutality is way beyond martial arts
honestly?height divisions instead of weight divisionsthink bouddit
Apparently Ilia is listening to The Scientist by Coldplay on repeat in his batcave gym and won't even come out for food
>>155399486Okay but prime mighty meme gets killed by current derrick lewis in a mortal kombat setting
>>155399484under 200 weight classes don't count
>>155399537falsehttps://youtube.com/shorts/0Qe3y5849qo?is=1xHKvOf-m_csw35Qmind you derrick poois gave up his back 5 times to hokit
>>155391504No he didnt. Shouldve been disqualified.
>>155399420you don't know that. I'm a midget and still destroyed your moms fat ass
>>155399525Honestly we should just have an openweight division.We can keep the current ones, but we should rename them all to faggot weight. Like faggot weight 125 lbs. People would switch on their own
>>155399486Except you can't actually measure that and it's all pure speculation and subjective eye test. Lower weight guys don't have to worry about 1 shot KO's nearly as much, so it's far far easier to stack up a winstreak if you're good. Your AK comparison is retarded, both big and small guys fight by the same rules in MMA, AK's not being allowed by the rules. The fact is average heavyweights would mop the floor with smaller champions, pound for pound is pure midget cope.
>>155399589Heavyweight basically is openweight, there's a reason why everyone cuts weight, when a 250 lb man is throwing huge fists at your little boy frame you realize you should've stuck to midgetweight
>>155399527He needs to watch himself, the house is still on Girogina's name. She could kick him out if he doesn't pull himself together
gane vs usyk hybrid ruleset at the pentagon
Reckon goobs ever tried heroin? Probably smoked it a couple of times
>>155399635bettin' the house on M. Gane
Black tar in the needle, straight to the veins ye? No bubbles on the ting
>>155399537that is meaningless because the factor you are choosing to focus on is a factor of pure nature violence and we have better tools for that than martial arts. martial arts sports are civilized disciplined violence so it doesn't make sense to take the civilized and disciplined parts out and give all influence to violence.>>1553995931 shot KO point is fair but it doesn't change the fact that the best measurement of excellence is some sort of pound for pound. the ak comparison is intentionally retarded because it doesn't make sense to isolate the factor of size to determine the utmost excellence in a "sport". if you want to focus on size too much you get out of the sport and enter into the world of sheer darwinian violence. which is fine but that world includes things like aks and knives and spears and rocks.
I can't get that black lady sinigng OH WHOA OH OHHH OHHH OHH OH OH OHHH OH during on of the entrances out of my head.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
you guys hear what guru said?
>>155399684Combat sports are the only ones with weight divisions. Ain't no height divisions in NBA or weight divisions in the NFL, even tho size is the most important thing to qualify. The trvth nuke is combat sports attract bullied little boys who have a chip on their shoulder, but they'd get gaped by 6'2 Chads, so they had to give them their little special categories. Anything under middleweight is child sized and basically equivalent to the paralympics or womeme sports.
>>155399703i like to imagine gane doing the macarena in sync with it
make it early. like real early.
Get outside and look at the WTC ye? It's on the bleedin lowah level!
>>155399331Gane has cheated in the last 6 fights hes fought so...
>>155399740kek
The worst part about this, is that Alex crying online about how he was hoping Herb would step in and help him when Gane was beating him on the ground tells me he wasn't thinking about scrambling, or countering he was hoping and praying that herb would step in and save him. Even though the slowed down footage showed only 2 were illegal, alex in that moment wasn't thinking of rallying, or winning, he was looking for a way out hoping some kind of miracle would prove that 'no no alex! you didn't lose because you were outskilled! You lost because he's a big bad cheater!' :( alex is a sad dude, he needs this to sleep at night.
>>155399684cope
gane doesn't let old, outdated concepts like rules control him. why should you? will you look back on your life and say you passed on destiny because it would have been a big bad no-no?
Cyril Gane is what Plato warned us about
>>155399803Exactly, as Cyril said>What is good? All that increases the feeling of power, the will to power, power itself in man.
>>155399433He actually missed. Gane saw that shit from a mile away
>>155399635Gane unironically tools up usyk
>>155399803alright bro i'm starting trt
Great Men don't care about convection bappa George Washington would have shot you dead in your sleep
>>155399834Plato was the ancient greek equivalent of The Rock btw. He was a washed up wrestler and a 2nd rate philosopher.
anyone know when we're gonna find out?
>t-t-the incredible hok thinks j’mall hill is a good fighter >b-bbut not a great fighter >the incredible hoks forward pressure will be too much >a-a-and break mr. hills will >i-if I do say so my self
"In Brazil, when you witness a person ASSAULTING someone or doing something wrong and you can step it to stop it but pretend not to there s legal consequences!">Views his loss to ciryl gane in the lens of him being a helpless man in the streets of brazil getting brutally beaten down while hoping a cop shows up to save him
>>155399725no they aren't the only ones with weight divisions, you do not know shit about NFL and basketball is specifically limb length related by its nature. and your mind keeps going for the darwinian interpretation, you might as well row to africa and fight lions or hunt down african tribes if that is what your thing is but in the end mma is a sport and a measurement of skill and excellence requires the equalizing of size.>>155399799retard
>>155399955Can't wait till someone break his lips
Locking Josh Hokit on a sybian for three days
>>155399968>BREAK THESE LIPS?! >FUCK YOU BITCH>ILL THROW YOU IN A DITCH >WITHOUT A HITCH
Ay fuck you meng
Hokit is going to dominate the heavy weight division for the next decade
>>155399962There's tons of smaller guys who have great shooting and dribbling but could never make it in the nba, just the same as if mma were openweight. Stop the cope, sports should be about who's the best, not who's the best at x weight, those are handicap divisions.
>>155399999
>>155400016:(
>>155399999>>155399999>>155399999>>155399999>>155399999fuck me? no no no no no fuck you
based finn doing it for the culture
>>155399999settle down you hear
>>155400027Damn, this nigga needs a hair transplant. Call him Norwood Masvidal
a scared man.
gooby might actually win since its at 170
Would aspinall lose his belt if he went into the next fight and immediately poked gane in both eyes knuckle deep then started punching him in the back of the head or would it just be a rematch type situation
>>155400071tom was getting fucked up in his fight against gane, i wonder if eddie can fix his boxing or else he's going lights out in the 2-3rd in the rematch
Usmeng is finna HEEM Jizzlam and fully restore the Unc Shogunate
let me tell you something ciryl gane is a nigger
>>155400083They gave Stipe a freebie but that was after DC did it 20+ times
>>155400075they have him as the underdog right now. he is coming back fresh and at a natural weight. max is getting retired
>>155400101Usdaddy is coming for the MW belt.
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