heemwe got you fuckers editionprevious >>155406499
beast of an edition
how come Brazilian anons no longer post here even though all the other flags do despite most of them also having no champs
>>155433491no chama
>>155433231Yes this is the EA cover curse just look at:>Conor {lost to nate}>Ronda {flatlined/exposed} >Jon {court case/pregnant woman hitter} >Izzy {flatlined/Jan} >Meng {flatlined} Now:>Pereira {Alex standing} >Holloway {??? hopefully flatlined}EA has some jiinx attached too it athletes from other sports still fuck their careers doing it very few get away scot-free some voodoo is 100% there.
>>155433491All the legends are gone and they now stuck with hypecans
Kneel
NOOO YOU COWARD HERB DEAN YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PBArFl_efoHEEM
When will you admit he was based?
yeah they should rematch
first for /bon gamin/
back in the day they used to run 3, 4 shows a year in brazeeo now they get 1 if theyre lucky. daner doesnt care about anything but apexslop
>>155433593>>155433513damn this Hue is a real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHiueStx91I>grounded headbuttsWe need this in the UFC asap
>>155433644there's no gnp in the UFC
pereira has a bunda
I need the master list of female fighters who habe images of their buttholes online
>>155433628Nah, I practice it casually and get together with some friends to beat the shit out of each other sometimes. Although I do want to compete one day I have other things to think about right now>>155433672We would if we had grounded headbutts
https://youtu.be/88hWmWiEjho
Missed this lil goof like ya wouldn't believe
>>155433535Do you know what a buy sell signal is?
>>155433535*The UFC 5 DELUXE Edition with ADESANYA ON THE COVER was first revealed just a few days before the Strickland vs Izzy fight...*Max is on the Deluxe Edition coverMax bros?...
>>155433679
>>155433715he was gonna screeaam on de ting... had me fookin GOLD CANE an all yeh....
>>155433439Fuck Dana
Poatan really might be the GOAT, he has done the unthinkable, he has got even the cazzies defending Gane
>>155433621Dana is a fucking faggot. He could do so much more with the UFC if he wanted to but prefers gooning to fat retards slapping each other.There should be a proper development pyramid for the UFC in every continent. Actually, screw that shit, all the top fighters in the UFC should just get together and make their own shit splitting most of the revenue equally, the UFC would die in a couple of weeks.
>>155433773
>>155433715why did he looks so weird and bloated on the joe rogan interview a few days ago but now he looks normal?
>>155433607>a 265 pound monster barely knocked him down once but izzy deaded him with 3 punchesShin Stylebender might be the most powerful fighter ever
>>155433701if we had grounded headbutts it would make things 100% better! same with soccer kicks and stomps.>>155433718Nah fuck that!
>>155433672what do you mean, georges nig pierre is your greatest athlete
>>155433849Ciryl has never planted on a strike in his life, if anything its a testament to heavyweight powah that poohand went to the ground off a range finder jab when Gane was mid stride
>>155433865ok you got me there georges black alter ego was a thing to behold
>>155433773GODna won.. Now he's cornering the entire combat sports landscape like Vince Mcmahon did with all the wrasslin territories. Soon he will secretly fund a controlled rival "competitor" for the detractors to follow in spite, but little will they know GODna controls it too..
jeez that was a close one, eh spoidy?
>most baked man alive >nobody cares when he shows up high to work >still better at his job than all those other refs >could kick your ass >blacks milfs regularly >chad>rich as fuck >Buddha level mindfulness >meme machine >makes fake ones seethe since the early 2000s
>>155433806Nah Ariel tied up any loose ends. The subreddits are under control.
i find it incredibly low class how islam makhachev fans are insulting ilia in his instagram comments for being brave enough to call him outhonestly revolting behavior, i don't like it at alli wish they'd leave the sporti hope ian garry beats him and they become humblekhabib retiring undefeated has made them incredibly egotistical despite khabib's opponents being deliberately favorable matchupsnormally i enjoy trash talk in sports but this feels worse, like they're living vicariously through their weightbully cherrypicking fighters and have developed severely inflated egos as a resultian garry you know what to do
>>155433860>if we had grounded headbutts it would make things 100% better! same with soccer kicks and stomps.Correct. Too bad I think they are illegal in some US states
That front flip that Sage Northcutt used to do was fuckin cool I was trying to do that on the mats at the gym and I couldn't even do one after trying for most of the month, explosive motherfucker but chinny as fuck.
my boomer dad still calls herb dean 'herb cain' sometimes because i think he confuses him with herman cain
it will be a glorious day for MMA when Ariel Helwani fucks off forever
>>155433950meanwhile islam waited until a favorable matchup in welterweight became champion to move up
>Hokit literally shook Trump's hand before and after saying Michelle is a manI think he'll be alright
>>155433973>jewish reporter>gets banned from UFC events
>>155434007yeah jdm was free money for him, a small welterweight with suboptimal grappling? layup for islami think ian wins
Ganesissies are chimping put because they know Poatan never loses rematches.
>>155434007oh fer sure Menglal who hasn't got a win since the BIden administration would have been a prawblem. he waited until he broke the defence record then went up
>>155434048uhh
>>155434013>judge asks her to present her vajoojoo as proof>big penis flops out>bang bang bang order in the court>hokit wins $1B
you heard it here first boysislam makhachev is the best athlete in the world
>>155433860>>155433952I don't want grounded headbutts. They never really did anything even when roided prime mark coleman was mashing them down. If anything they will just lead to doctor stoppages and take away from the number of total real heems. Even in KOTS they aren't that effective.
>>155434102>
>>155434105That depends on how it's used. Headbutts shouldn't be your main weapon but a constant threat. Whoever is doing the GNP should be headbutting once in a while so the faggot on the bottom is constantly getting hit, in theory speeding up the conclusion of the fight.If you just headbutt, yeah, you probably won't do much and as you said doctors will probably interrupt the fight more often.
lot of undefeated guys here
This was a 400iq play by ilia.He overcame the adversity of dishonoring his marriage, by taking on the adversity of a brutal loss he comes back stronger than anything we've ever seen.
>>155434040he has some chance but idk, feel like he will definitely get taken down but he has some length to abuse and scramble withi was starting to like islam but his last performance reminded me why i hate him again, garry is also boring but at least he strikes
>>155434189This
Ugly zesty tranny freak.
>>155434189gooby could never
>>155434189Garth literally disfigured this man
How fucking funny would it be if Topuria and Pereira both won their rematches? kek
>>155434162>gooch/cutelaba parlay +750uh dare I say "free money"?!?!
>>155434203purely based on volk's performance against islam i think garry dominates himpeople insult garry for being a cuck nerd but unironically that's the best way to win fights, he will obsess over the optimal techniques and strategies to beat islam and has a significant size advantageislam beats guys who are either simply smaller than him or are of equal size but are too stubborn to study film and utilize the most effective strategy to defeat himgarry has neither of these problems>>155434236how funny would it be if the sun didn't rise again tomorrow morningnot happening
>>155434277>how funny would it be if the sun didn't rise again tomorrow morningT-That's not funny
>>155434189his disfigured face combined with the solidified gel hair makes him look like some sort of subterranean creature
>Gooby unironically doing touchbutt in the park againMax is unironically getting heemed, holy shit. The Goobdemption is upon us. Maybe he'll even throw a titanium empowered spinning kick for old times sake.
>>155434282imagine how retarded you had to be to be a fan of this dude in his prime0 technique 0 footwork just the best at being a giganigga
>>155434321Isn't that what being a gladiator is about? Just fucking HEEM
Joshua Van
>>155434321>imagine how retarded you had to be to enjoy a giganigga pre usada throwback nuking fat shitters it was awesome, wish he stuck around to chin Tomala
Dana's unwashed _______
>>155434321he truly is the purest expression of violence>what the hell is this nerd shit>i'm just gonna punch you dude
>>155434342Perreira was poised to reinvent what we thought being a gladiator was all about by debuting his doodoo dumpy loadout after a three week gin bender thankfully he lost and nothing changed
>>155434321There's a reason mma factory kicked out francis and kept ciryl
>>155434013>>155434082now we need this to happen
>>155434408this. him walking through Rozenstruik's gay ass pointfighting leg tap and gadooshing him is one of the funniest heems everhttps://youtu.be/gpm2BSPm4Fo
Conor is gonna flatline that cheating bitch Holloway.
>>155434342>>155434366heems are boring with no buildup, it's why i would never watch that slap shit
>>155434013>reportedly considering these words have no meaning
is it even fair to say that Ilia quit? he was protesting the doctah stoppage in r3 and showed a lot of heart. I don't think you can say he was broken by Gaethje
>>155434400reputation
>>155434513makes me wonder what sort of protocol would be used to mass produce ngannousimagine a country with like 10 million 6'5" 300lb heemersunstoppable>>155434532he didn't quit, his brother stopped the fight
>>155434532he was the one who said he couldnt see in the first place and got the doctah brought in. he wanted out and put up a show to save face but Goddard wanted his second orbital broken and overruled the doctah stoppij
>>155434321If you don't like heems just say that
what would have happened to Topuria in round 5?
>>155434532yeah its crazy. he seemed desperate to fight when the doctor was like "nope."
>>155434630severe brain damage
Whats gane thinking right now
>>155434630
>>155434617i don't like heems with no real opposition
Francis getting heemed cold by AJ and looking slow and sloppy as fuck against Renan Ferreira has destroyed his aura
>>155434713rozenstruik would have provided real opposition if ngannou didn't blitz himhe would have kicked his leg 50 times and jabbed him 80 times to win a decisionfrancis took the nuclear options
>>155434674not much
>>155434674How sore his BBC is after clapping Poabussy's BBL.
>>155434801relax
>>155434630the tony head shake
Why is DC getting fatter? Does UFC not pay him enough to get ozempic
>>155434868Some people are just meant to be fat
>>155434630nothing. the round would've be boring and uneventful. they were both gassed to shit
>>155434765that's not opposition, if you back up straight like that against giganigga missiles flying at you then you don't have the habits for pointfighting
>>155434630shadow realm
>>155434901you underestimate cameroonian combat strategy
>>155434630just falls over about 30 seconds in from the first few strikes that land
>>155434922u saw what i did bro there is no strategy in his brainthe miocic knockout actually did have noticeable adjustments from the first fight though
>>155434298pls don't give me hope
lopez is essentially ngannou
Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that I actually HAVE had sex with my trans women on numerous occasions and Ive never once denied that.
>>155434298people are such fucking sheep. look at that soijak face. gotta record everything. why not just watch his exercises and shake his hand you disgusting low t pansy bitches
I'll fuck and suck those formerly men women, so what? Get that thong out yo bussy playa!
*checques the sneedpost*
nah fuck that
>not having the biggest faggot on the general blocked
NAH FUCK THAT
Why has my drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where I need to post it 50 times per day?
spammy is revved somewhere rn
https://streamable.com/fpil0u
>>155435314Youre talmbout spoido, right?
>>155434993>the strategy?>do not let him remain conscious
>>155434013>BREAKINGSure b. I'll believe it just like when they le CONFIRMED the BREAKING NEWS that Kadyrov was walking out Khamzat and cornering him and that Benjamin Netanyahu was going to the WH event (which heem unironically believed and were losng their shit over kek)
>>155435233blocking is some bitch behavior
>>155435417>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SUBJECT YOURSELF TO INTERACTING WITH THE MENTALLY ILL FREAKScope more bitch
>>155435417How old is unc?
wasnt nettanyawho supposed to be at the whitehouse card?
>>155435417Meng is like Goku or Gohan or the other little monkey fella
In my made up lore I'm 50-0 quadruple champ
>>155435233>>155435468Nah, he's right. If you have to filter someone out, you shouldnt announce it. The second you post proof and announce it, you're basically ducking and conceding that they won .
>>155435605i'm gonna put you to sleep
>>155435626this is like when apturo thought islam was ducking himthere are levels. i will continue to ignore snud
do yall train
>>155435468sounds like you're ducking sneed breh
>>155435640AAAAAAND NEEEEEEEW
>>155435687i jerk off 2-3x a day if that counts
>>155427996arent we forgetting someone?
Big Dave lays out the numbers, looks like a disaster for TKO
>>155435687why lmao
.
>>155436019these people are pathetic. it was obviously a huge success. crazy how miserable these leeches are while feeding off something they hate watch
>>155435687yes saar I am train I am train right now sa-*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN*
Was it smart for herb dean to come out and defend himself saying they weren't illegal strikes? It's lowkey kinda giving based ngl and I personally hate that retarded nigger
>>155436210nobody watched this shit on a sunday night
>>155436019shouldn't luke be in hiding after his terrorist plot was thwarted by spiderkash?
No Chama!
>>155436271people like you are so dumb. how do you define "nobody" when it was the #2 ranked show on paramount+ and also aired on CBSalso picrel
>>155436019>"Im expecting something"Luke is the fuckin coolest.
>>155436210who are "these people"? do you know who the fuck dave meltzer is?
>>155436329>A live ufc show at the white house is #2 on paramount plus behind yellowstone slop There's your answer
Periera appealing his humiliating KO, officially losing all aura he had left
>>155436210it was successful, just not bigger than your average big ufc card. we saw a lot of national news headlines about it but i guess that didn't translate to viewers, like it definitely wasn't bigger than any mcgregor card
>>155436380yeah some 70 year old who's cringe enough to still watch pro wrestling which is for 8 year olds>>155436382that's one streaming service it was streamed on. 10s of thousands showed up just for weigh ins. it also aired on cbs. plus millions always pirate ufc because people like you are worthless NEETsi wish you knew how stupid you were so you could work on itand even if it's #2 on paramount+, that's not "nobody." learn to speak english if you're going to remain in this country
Hit the Herb switch
>>155436432>it definitely wasn't bigger than any mcgregor cardmcgregor was capable of 2+ million PPV buys with the right dance partner. it is absolutely unreal to attempt to compare anything with himthe event was obviously huge. you can tell from social media engagement. Dana said David Ellison called him "freaking out" about the stats
>>155436434>#2 on paramount plus behind derivative yellowstone show #12 Ya great success, shouldn't have done it on a Saturday.
>>155436482>you can tell from social media engagement. Dana said David Ellison called him "freaking out" about the statswhat are you a ufc intern? kek kill yourself
>>155436456HE.ALLOWED.ILLEGAL.BLOWS.And we love him for it
That's it the jews are canceling the UFC due to poor numbers. We had a good run but RIP.
>>155436482bruh what does that even meanif it's not as big as a mcgregor card it's not noteworthily successful for ufc standards
>>155436525you're a faggot who wants to run with imaginary narratives. i'm just bringing reason into the thread. no safe space for you loser
>>155436566>if it doesn't generate revenue equivalent to a $20M gate + 1.5M+ PPVs + all the related McGregor boosts, it's not noteworthily successful
>>155436569It's obvious from your posts you're autistic. So do a deep dive into the best way to kill yourself nerd
Ill wait for IntelLEAF to drop the details before I make any rash posts.
>>155436607yes
>>155436608keep lying to yourself vile subhuman
I'm a casual viewer, wake me up when there is funny drama around upcoming fights
illyeh went to the barber before the fight, showed a photo of cody nochin and said give me that b
>UFC BAD>DANA BAD>ARI BAD>JEWS BAD>But I'll still watch it since I'm a friendless loser with nothing else going on in my life
*mogs your event*Heh, nothing personal mmgays
for reference you couldn't turn a corner this past week without there being people talking about nba finalsmost normies didn't care about ufc white house beyond seeing it in the news and thinking "wow how wacky is that"
>>155436677these people are self-hating and hate-watching parasites. they feed off hate on both ends. imagine leading such a miserable life. for me it's literally unimaginable
>>155436677I say this
>>155436700>00 dubs confirm the amount of people that watched the card
>>155436702ufc was better without cazzies watching it, there's a reason we have been calling bapas "189ers", "229ers", "300ers" over the years
>>155436702even the casual people I usually watch ufc with on occassion weren't interested in watching the card lmao Apparently it's extremely difficult for people to comprehend that having it on sunday instead of saturday changes a lot in terms of viewership and interest
ufc doesnt give a shit about paramount views. they got paid 7.7b in advance
>>155436748i'm a 196er :^)
>>155436482>Dana said David Ellison called him "freaking out" about the statsBro you think that fucking means anythingDana White is the same guy who said Power Slap was outgoing the NFL and NBA with a straight face
>>155436748I'm a dutton rancher
power plap *is* outdoing every sport in the world combined cazzie
>>155436793it's corroborating evidence on top of everything else cited. we'll see once Paramount makes an official announcementand either way, it's a goated card and everyone is pleased with it. looking forward to more
>>155434868sometimes athletes completely stop exercising when they retire. Also he was a fat fuck when he did exercise.
/dutt/ formerly /heem/
>>155436788>Gooby fought on 189, 194, 196, 202 and 205They really used to be putting big fights on every card in the pre espn era, you'd get to see your boys every other card. too many events now brazza
>>155436838Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see the yellowstone numbers
I don't think the card did overwhelming numbers but it was probably the best UFC card in like 4 years or somethingThe 7 fight format is refreshing. It's good every time they do it. We don't need fucking 14 fights every cards. That just waters shit down. Granted some of this has to do with the squash match main event turning in to a real fight but still it was a good card That said the death of the UFC will be good for the sport over all and I pray for it. They clearly think they can phone it in and put on dog shit bloated cards all the time
>>155433806The moment Alex realized that Gane was gassed and hasn’t any heart.
How do we stop Gane bros?
dutty gyal ranch
>>155436918my favorite joint in NV
WHILE. HOLDING. A. HECKIN. BEER. IN. HIS. HAND.
>>155436910somehow bj penn is the key to all of this
>>155436888long cards are ok when all the fights are interestingdana seems to have become allergic to such a concept since the paramount dealjust nonstop cards with a good headliner and maybe good comain up until ufc white house
>>155436876mogged by Poweslap many such cases
When Luke Thomas speaks, you glisten (because you're a pussy)
Watching STUDne absolutely WONK pedoreira reignited by AGP and now I'm crossdressing.
these are some pretty bad posts guys
hap schaub bo nigga sneed
>>155436677dana will never shag your boyhole lad
>>155437052We're still in awe of Luke's intelligence sorry
>>155434532He said “No más” at the end of the 4th. Not joking.
just dropped a white house card in the till
>>155437030haha VERY COOL!!!
>>155436852why did they bog up my waifu in this photo? she is much prettier than this
>>155436964NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
White house card numbers just came in
>>155437196lol
Gane did nothing wrong.
>>155437098I think he said "uno mas", meaning "one more [round]". That no mas meme never sounded natural to me. It makes sense but most spanish speakers don't say that when they want something to stop. Pretty sure Duran himself didn't even say it.
I like to rewatch Khabeast's fights and touch my little wonk.
>>155437227Iran vs America was essentially Gaethje vs Topuria Everyone thought it would be a quick one and done squash match but Iran held on and turned it in to a brutal war of attrition where America couldn't get a real win out if any exchange. Eventually America was forced to quit on the stool even though Israel wanted to keep going
>It's UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J_D_jiZK54>Big John cures Josh Thompson of his GDS and reminds him of his own actual real back of the head shots against Nate Diaz. Poatards...This is not going well...
even redditors are starting to call poatan chamal hill. this is retirement levels of embarrassment.
>>155437511>chamal hillpoatan bros......
*toilet flushes*
>>155437598Jesus Jack looks fucking bad man what the fuck
pereira has already done this and everyone forgot about it. just takes 1 good win to Neuralyze mma fans
pootan got caught. tom got DOMINATED.
I know what Ilia said.He said "Pretty kisses."
This whole Gane-Pereira situation is exposing a lot of pundits as fangirls. Some of these people live and breathe MMA yet they don't know ball.
>HE CALLED ME SHORT! WHILE HOLDING A BEER!!!!
>Pereira gets flatlined, left palms up on the canvas>WE ARE GOING TO APPEAL THE DECISIONNo chama
POOreira
>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
It hurts seeing Pereira cope this way about the fight. Hopefully with some time he gains a clearer head and chills out
>>155437762>HIM DAD HAVE BEER HIM AMERICAN ME CULO ROSE RESPECT ME
>>155437726Pereira lost sure but Gane did that thing where he very obviously cheats in front of everyone and then doesn't get punished again It's kind of annoying when this is literally every Gane fight in the UFC. Just Gane being kind of good for a heavyweight and then doing the most vicious foul you have ever seen and the ref just shrugging it off despite knowing what type of fighter he is
>>155437837kekGood one Bryan
>>155437851Gane a clearer head HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>155437477truth nuke
Jones went on record to say that he acted like Gane kicking him in the balls hurt more than it actually did because he wanted the ref to take not on how dirty Gane was as a fighter, so future fouls would be less effective Levels
>>155437895It's the Ref's job to call fouls, not obese crybaby redditors online
>>155437895Didn't happen this fight though. 2 questionable strikes out of 15 does not equal vicious fouls. And that video you just posted actually includes some terrible examples as padding. A lot of those strikes are legal. See you people really DON'T KNOW BALL holy shit.
It could've been two, it could've been six million. A sin is a sin.
>>155438067you can't sin against demons
So whats next for the PR machine?
>>155438067It's the ref's job to gauge intent while keeping the fight flowing along for the fans, bYou don't stop the shit when you see some dubious strike in a moving exchange wherein the dude is head-down jerking around, in that position and situation they're almost bound to hit dirty a couple times even if they're TRYING to hit clean.The way Gane was throwing it didn't even seem like he was actively going for illegal strikes it was just the nature of Alex's position. Happens all the time when a guy hunches up head-down defensively, Alex has gotten away with it too.
>>155437487>I don't CARE if every referee says it's LEGAL!! Its heckin ILLEGAL. B-BEAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY?! END OF STORY!
>>155438125he's going to edit his own wikipedia page record and say he won via DQ
>>155437290I know that I heard, b.
why not just kick gane full force in the balls?
heaven has heard
The biggest aura loss of the century.
Fighters should just fight.
>>155437726this is unironically the worst place i have ever seen for man drama. Everyone is more interested in the fighters poosonality and fake beefs than how they fight and will support a fighter until he loses one fight.
>>155438239>CH-CHAMUH
>>155438323...in court
>>155438140>It's the ref's job to gauge intentThat's the problem. Refs always give extreme amounts of grace to the fighter who cheated, to the point where the guy who got fouled is the one who actually gets punished for the foul.
>>155438386kek
>>155438386your honor my client was wonked
Pereira really doesnt want to cut weight again huh
>YOUR DAD CALLED ME SHORT>WHILE HOLDING A BEER>IN. HIS. HAND.
Imagine writing all this then quitting on the stool
out of a heckin shoe!
>>155438386https://youtu.be/tUltrX-ICew?si=GT-pbK6QyAAdEE9y
>>155438406When you have a downed fighter scrambling for his life, wriggling and turning all over the place and a couple strikes land in questionable areas due to sheer chaos, that's not giving extreme amounts of grace to a fighter who cheated. That's reasonable refereeing. Pereira himself has been the hammer in situations like this. I very much doubt he wants those title fights overturned.
>Your Honor, we would like to submit this video evidence of Pereira hitting his own son in the back of the head as a form of punishment
All I'm gonna say is Jon cheated constantly and y'all called him an evilchad and the GOAT
>>155438542>who's the short one nowDid he think winning a fight would make him adult height lmao
>>155438603>Gane represents himself in court and heems Pereira's lawyer and Pereira a second time, legallykino
Why do eurosissies get offended when they see NAchads drinking beer straight from a can and not in a gay little glass designed specifically for a certain type of beer
2 broken orbitals is insane I think he might retire
been awhile since Ngannou killed a kid ya know
>>155438623Picograms isn't cheating
>>155438623Gane cheats because he needs the edge on his opponent, Jones cheats simply because he can.
>>155438856gonna be like kos after gsp forever wonked his eye, as soon as he gets touched it will fucking blow up, you cant really fix that kind of damage really. its just a mess of plates and screws and shit forever
>>155438859I wan anudda
Topiglet is not recovering from this beating. He will lose his next two fights then retire from MMA and go box Jake Paul (where he will be KO'd face first onto the canvas)
>>155438821We all drink it from the can here though?
>>155438881>Gane cheats because he needs the edge on his opponentHis last two fights where he cheated he was literally beating Agpspinall and AGPoatan in stand-up before he fouled
theres only ads in the live broadcast
>>155438354I always thought Pereira was overhyped and was always very excited to see Gane fight because his style is so elegant. You could say I'm a real one
Clearly Pereira is the cheater, he was intentionally positioning his head in such a way that Gane's strikes would be fouls
>>155438881Only one of these statements is true
Maybe claiming that Pereira lacks a brain could effectively render any back of the head fouls null
>>155438975for sure nobody has ever won after losing the first round or being knocked down
MEXICOI'M CALLING YOU OUTYOU'RE A GREAT POSTERSEE YOU AT THE TOP... IF YOU CAN!!!!!!
it just came to me that Garry is winning
Mental Ganecide
>>155439074You know it's not happening
Bro got his brain scrambled by a fucking JABGEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>155438909I go fine my udda keeds
>Makhachev vs Machado Gary for the belt>And the main card is STACKED with WMMAIt's hilarious, but FUCK DANA
>GODne was about to gas ou- ACK!
>>155439136stop it spoid typing out geeeeeg/keeeeek makes you sound like a baby bird screeching for its mother to feed it
>stop it spoid typing out geeeeeg/keeeeek makes you sound like a baby bird screeching for its mother to feed it
who has the photo of the chris looking upwards to the heavens in despair
>>155439157KWABOTY
Pereira still the bunda champion tho
Ciryl Gane killed this crying bitch's career.
>>155439279dana is the most 2008 altcore white guy of all time. guarantees he's watched never back down 30x
>Cham- ACK
>>155439323They should have just kept going. If we're going the illegal route might as well fight to the death
>>155438881I disagree hunnid pacent b. Gane cheats when he's up just like Jon does. He starts heeming the nape of the neck when they're shelling up, as if he's sadistically punishing them for having the nerve to quit before he gets the chance to heem. Gane is an evilchad fer sher, bon gamin literally translates to good boy, a devilish wink at his true nature much like Jon's persona
>>155439323yeah but if the fight kept going...if he didn't take a lucky jab...if he didn't take the 6 millions illegal shots...and if he didn't sleep on a banana peel...then gane would have gassed out and got KO'd !!!!
https://x.com/i/status/2067447793396916568Joe Rogan says the UFC White House event had over 150 MILLION views by MondayParamount+ downloads reportedly jumped 276% from their prior 30-day average, while daily active users rose 34%, per @SBJ
>>155439384b-but nobody watched this because orange man bad
>>155439323Topuria-esque performance
>>155439139Islam cartwheeling into a mass grave and cheering
>>155439157one of the best jabs I've ever seen landed in mixed martial arts
>>155439400just a bunch of bottom feeding losers who project their own inadequacies onto anything they can. pay them no mind friend
ganeathan has become the biggest star in the sport of mma! world leaders discuss his fights!
150 million people saw Poorear get destroyed by one jab.
prime guru would've had a breakdown of the gooby jewani appearance up by now
Chamahal should have kept quiet, he had everyone on his side after he got heemed due to Ciryl's reputation as a cheater. His crashout made people take a closer look at the finish and realise that Ciryl actually beat him clean as a whistle fair and square. People would've been calling it an asterisk loss forever but even the most ardent Poatards have to admit he got gadooshed.
150 million people saw Cyril Gane destroy a car mechanic with one jab.
150 million people watched Bo Nickal show levels...
Back to the tire scrapyard, alcoholic fat monkey.
ni99as be talmbao pereira going to the tire shop. ni99a is u stupid he got at LEAST 2 money fights in him for he gotta take his ass to the chipperyall daf ong
>>155439570hahahaha black ppl speak funny
>>155439570you must be looking for the welfare office
Hokit kills Pooreira
>>155439570daz rite he gon finna be fitin dat hokit cracka n he gun beat dat azz yall ayooooo bang bang aintdonun bang bang wuzzup yall sheeeeeeesh
>>155439582>>155439587>>155439605sybauh
who is more black gane or pereira?
>Pereira has 7 fights left on his contract>he's 38 and just got fucking chinned by a jabNo wonder he's seething so hard, he signed away his fucking soul lmfao. The Tony streak he's about to go on to try and finish out his contract to go do meme money fights, I'm going to enjoy every minute. 45 year old Pereddit with Doo Wipes shorts getting flatlined by Jake will be a fitting end
>>155439518Fans of Kyle Daukus are still in disbelief at their misfortune
to be fair Pereira's chin was always fucking overrateddude got chinned by Khalil and Ankalaevhe was never going to be able to take a heavyweight punchbrazilians don't have good chins
Arrest Ciryl Gane.
>>155439634people crumple against good jabs all the time. pereira shouldn't be made fun of for that specifically. he should be made fun of for being the most blatant ufc project in history and then getting completely schooled by a superior striker who made it look like a walk in the park
derrick lewis is still laying on the white house lawn
Would increasing head fat folds build tolerance to hits to the head?
>>155439696i really thought the black beast had one more in him. shame
>>155439384What does that mean in PPV numbers?
>>155439688kek there is no way this is real
>>155439688holy shit Gane is more powerful than I thought
>>155439708there are no ppvs anymore broheim
>>155436677Me asf
>>155439688OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
I learned about SN1 and SN2 reactions today
>>155439757
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK AGPoatan really thought all the Tomala fans were gonna back him up, even R*ddit is clowning him
You're gonna carry that weight.
>>155439812fingers crossed that bussreira visits 50 diff pajeet doctors and gets permanent pink eye and his own set of tomala wonk goggles
>>155439822It's too heavy, I'm not strong enough
prime king green presents serious problems for topturo
>>155439112Sure it is
if darren elkins had beat ryan hall we never would have heard the name ilia aptyro, topturo
hunter campbelled myself awake
>>155439872enhance that you fucking goof
This fat favela alkie really said cyril was about to gas out beating his bussy
>>155439882
yo momma so fat james vick would fuck her
>>155439912yo momma so fat her fat folds cross into other dimensions
AAAAAAAAAAQAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAQAQQAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHJEJEJEJEJEJEJ3J3J3J3H3H3H3H3H3H3HHOGIHOH8H8H9 ÄCKSDEE
>the bill is gonna come for some peoplelevels of kwab never before thawlt plawsible
>>155439925
tommy afterthought and the petition of justicealex fisterman and the appeal of azkeban
just how bad is magomed ankalaev
>>155439925He somehow managed to make his loss worse than ilias
>>155439925Based Alex transitioning from the might-is-right realm to law and civilization. Gane would be proud of him realizing that the pen is mightier than the sword.
>>155439947Poorere is offering his macaco melon ass in surrender in this moment
Sopa de pooreira
can kape get it done?pic related of course
>>155439972it sounds very much like he is appealing for the swordbeit and all of this stinks of plinny missing a yacht payment tbch
Poorear's BBL got gaped by a tall jacked frenchman in the sweltering summer of '26
gane derangement is a feedback loop because the more people meme on him the more embarrassing it becomes when he styles on your boy, leading to more seethe and more cope
>>155440011Yeah that's cool. Tom still beats him though.
>>155440000if something is they then surely it can never be us does that warrant 3 minutes and however many seconds
Ian Machado Garry
>>155440021you now remember tom saying he would be too scared to strike with pereira at all
>>155440021tom can't even READ
>>155440021All tom does is bull rush hes negated entirely by cyril. Thats why he gave up with the poke he panicked about being styled on
is gane the most athletic fighter ever in mma? he started training kickboxing in his mid-late 20s. and didnt do mma until after that
Diminutive. Ignominious. Pitiful. Topuria
>>155440057He's a freak and when his careers over people will look at him as a top 2
>>155440057THE MOST ATHLETIC AT CHEATING
>>155439323Lucky jab
>>155440067your an ignoramus
>>155440057Current Ciryl Gane is unironically the heavyweight GOAT. Since the Thomas Binhole fight he's in his prime. If he could have a rematch against Jones he wouldn't get choked like a bitch this time.
matete a krabhttps://youtu.be/rg2ECSyM-LI
doo went down from a jab
how come nobody uses rubber guard anymore?
>>155440146proven to be a bullshit meme I fear just like the gracies
The funny part is I have the least idea of what's actually happening here out of anyone
>>155440146can't justify holding bottom position in mma any moreyou need to scramble to get up or establish top control immediately
>>155440176harrowing
>>155439539deserved. these masons have been needing to be knocked down a few pegs for a while now.
>Gane molested meshocking accusations from former can now full-time alcoholic Alex Pooshitass
Justin loosens you up with light scratches before punching them open into a cut
gane taught me the true meaning of america
Chinless Poorear-ACK!
>>155440057The way he moves is just absolutely fuckin insane for a HW.
pereira still has aura in my opinion
>>155440011Won't lie I wasn't a big Gane fan but watching two fighters in a row coming apart at the seams after he beat the brakes off them is very entertaining
he lost all his aura when he invented his gay little catchphrase, he regained some of it when he fisted that slut in that hotel room but lost it all again acting like a clown on social media. sad.
The devastation of khamzat merab ilia and pereira makes this one of the goat ufc years complete slate clear of aura
>>155440146It is used, but no one just stays on their back anymore. If you're gonna get a submission in a position, you're probably gonna either get it more or less immediately or you're gonna at the very least lose the round fishing for it or at worst get your shit punched in. No one these days really gets trapped in rubber guard gimmicks. If you accept the position, they're just gonna post up and smash your face in while you're busy pretending that BJJ is real
>>155440266terrible year for people trying to crown new goats, they better pray that Islam beats Garry.
Just ate air fro diner ama
>>155440292Islam will beat garry i think too many cazzies will be on garry
>>155440303I’m fasting intermittently, I don’t remember what eating at night feels like.
has islam ever fought someone as tall as garry? could spell trouble!
ahem
>>155440292garry wins
>His jab is so powerful it turns you into an influencer having schizo meltdowns
>>155440303mozz sticks?
>>155440321I kneel.
Alex R. Perreira
all things... going according to plane... ganescholars remain wizened... to the truth of our dimension...
>>155440361Cheating is only cheating if it is declared to be so.
>>155433491because jiri and alex are dumb
My boxing coach said that i have a good long jab so basically im just like Gane
>>155440361The ganelightened are aware of many fundamental truths of reality
>>155433583I strongly advise against kneeling in the presence of this zesty booty bandit old head ahh unc. dead ass on skibidi
strikes to the back of the head are permitted against an injured opponent if they turn their head mid-strike and position the nape of their skull in the immediate trajectory of the incoming strike
>>155440389*parries the jab*
>>155440361ganes tattoos are so coolthey look like theyre some kind of ancient titan language runes
>>155433607>>155433849JUST HOW GOOD IS SEAN STRICKLAND?!?!?!?!
>>155440398*soccer kicks your balls*protect yourself at all times b
certainly... it is unwise to doubt the one and only...
>>155440057He’s like the pacey ngubu of mma
>>155440396I read this and I farted so big so loudly and it smelled so awful that's right it was very bad
Gurus picking garry. The ufc successfully imprinted the underdog winner on the casul. Expect a run of favorites
Tomala got dominated by and quit against the guy Jondaddy put away in a minute.
garry vs shavkat was short notice. a prepared garry would surely have done even better. really makes you contemplate.
>>155439961Ilias loss is only bad because he’s so fucking cocky. He actually had a fight. Chama just got his ass beat the whole fight, it was bad even without this humiliation ritual he’s doing to himself
>>155440411steel cup
>>155440426seeing Gane since then makes me wonder about that fight, maybe he was just that worried about Jons wrestling? IDK, I thought Jon looked like a slow sack of shit at hw, but he did win so w/e, just wonder how it would go down now
>>155440440steel tip
>>155440426gane has improved since then.
Josh Hokit could POSSIBLY be in line for a Championship Match, had he not made that hideous remark
>>155440456steel clitty cage blessed with aridaddy piss
My cope is that pereira has been brainwashed by the fat retard freemason plinio. He’s like wormtongue, you can see the fat fuck spouting his judean poison to pereddit as soon as he loses
when the 15th degree mason starts talmbout sum lawsuits
>>155440400Riley Reid, Sarah Jay, and a dozen other whores have the same tattoos
>>155440486Hokit would get evaporated by gane
Gane lost to Jon on purpose because Dana asked him to. But also, his coach has been bringing high caliber training partners for him, like Tazhudinov and Rico. Seems like he’s been taking it more seriously.
>>155440424guru fell off and he hasn't even taken the time to fix his audio. Sick of his clipping distorted audio, constant moping, and I hate his disgusting beard too. Channel dropped.
Nah fuck that, I know exactly what asgoing on around here
>>155440518Guru and flukas fell off so hard, they used to be silly now they’re just retarded. I do like guru’s jubli impression though.
If pisslam loses we all agree he was just a weight bully and has no good wins
>>155440516He was training with artem yakitov who schooled pereira too
>>155440454people forget jones was winning that fight on the feet before the takedown. he was backing gane up and giving him no room to breathe. the actual takedown sequence is gane trying to push forward and jones just smothers him. gane is not very good moving backwards.
pereira's large and huge ass makes me and my family uncomfortable
Just how good is Slamdaddy?
>>155440540Impressionnant.
Why haven't we seen Gane's wife yet?
>quit against 37 year old Gaethje
FACT : Gane would defeat any men or women alive, be it in an boxing, kickboxing or mma match
>>155440561“Bene qui latuit, bene vixit.”
Hokit would get absolutely shit on by Gane I fear
Gane is the baddest man on the planet
Hokit has no known weaknesses
Gane is such a freak athlete that I keep forgetting he's one of the uncs brigade. He hasn't slowed down at all.
Hokit couldn't survive falling from the top of the t-mobile arena
just watched pooatan interview from yesterday, what a raped bitch
>>155440621Uncs have been kicking everyone’s ass this year. Garth, Sean and Volk are older than Gane and they keep filtering younger, more athletic fighters in brutal fashion.
>>155440652Kek, raped bitch is such a horribly mean thing to say about another person
ufc killed mmaall the YNs saw the absolute state and went into better sports. all thats left is uncs and poverty hues/russians/americans
>>155440682yeah
Athletic peak is actually 37
>>155440687You know what? I agree.
Let's go for that.
>>155440689it's over for me.
>>155440000If Pantoja and Van all got alongThey'd probably Heem me down by the end of this song
>>155440712there's no way you're older than 37. wtf.
how would you rank the lineages from illegitimate to rightful BMF?
>>155440726I turned 40 last month
>>155440561he's too busy with dan hardy's
Spammy is really brave for backing fighters like Khabib, Islam, and Chimaev who almost never lost
>>155440764fwiw b when i describe you to people afk i leave out this embarrassing part where you seek out the wonk and just describe you as a cool dude who got doxxed and posted a selfie as a response like a bawlss
attention heem posterswarningwarningwarningwe have uncs amidst our presencewarningwarningwarningremain alertremain cautiousthe uncs have breached containmentthe uncs are beginning to surround usremain vigilant
attention heem uncswarningwarningwarningwe have zoomies amidst our presencewarningwarningwarningremain alertremain cautiousthe zoomies have breached containmentthe zoomies are beginning to surround usremain vigilant
the unc can not create
>>155434298>impromptu stretch session
>>155440784>>155440794Man, shut the fuck up.
>>155440783What?
@155440802millennial detected
So now you dont like that Im talking to spammy? That's a problem for you, huh?
>>155440784>uncs you
>>155440803huh
Hey guys nobody mention spammy or some guy from Finland isn't gonna talk about you or something
>>155440821antagonizing and it's not a prawlblem but i'd much rather we shoot shit about fish or our excellent justin picks than you argue with an absolute wastrel is it too much to ask i mean really
anyway be that as it may poatan is such a fucking embarrassment if tommy is smart he will turn on poatan and save some face
if gane is such a beast then why is he ducking the runback?
Bros I am a complete casual, I just pretend to know things so I can fit in here. Please tell me, does Ian Garry have any chance against Islam, I wanna know. None of this "underdogs keep winning" cope tho, just want the facts
gane said he will do it wherever tomtard wants it at wembley
>>155440880the general heemsensus is that garry has the best chance given his build and style
>>155440880Most likely it'll come down to whichever fighter has more points
aspinall said
>>155440880He will win because he is a very complete fighter and Islam never fought someone with this type of build. Garry is way taller, Islam will have a very tough time to take him on the ground, even if he does Garry can hang with him there and then when it comes to striking, Garry will use his reach advantage and break Islam.You can trust me because I've been telling to every heemster that Gane was going to destroy Poorear as soon as the fight was announced.
aspinall saw
>>155440880mom can we have khabib vs conorwe have khabib vs conor at homekhabib vs conor at home
>>155440906cheeky
got motley crue stuck in my head
>>155440880very good chance garry winsbigger guy + strong fundamental skills + studies film + creates strategies for each opponent + highly disciplined athleteislam is good but garry's size will make the difference
>>155440886>>155440892>>155440905>>155440914What about the vegan and cuck debuffs, how will that play into it.
>>155440960>>155440960>>155440960
>>155440802Y r u so angry leaf b
>>155440964rake
>>155440939islam will just win anyway
crazy to think tommy lee fucked pamela anderson in her ooooooh primebeit
Be Joe Pyfer.
>>155440991It's crazy to think there are 2 dimensional shadow demons from space in your walls trying to kill you
