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>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
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Tour of Austria (2.1)
Stage 3
Lienz - St. Johann Alpendorf
189.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2026/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2026/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YWXs9DaiN4-XiynH56nDYXM15sL7ZMOE/view?usp=share_link

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2026/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MDy3SXgXUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM-zgaafhY4 (English commentary)
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / ORF1 / K19 / Proximus
12:00 CET

Træen DNS.
Concussion and multiple broken ribs.

Remco seethe status? While he was firing shots at Lipo, Lipo himself praised the good team effort in his own post race interview.

>>156566718
Man, that's rough, I was hoping he would be fine, because the crash didn't look that bad.

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>>156566718

>>156567154
>That walk at the end
I recognize that from when I broke my ribs.

That shot yesterday of Pogacar and del Toro on trainers after the stage, where it looked like Pogaxar was nagging del Toro:
Pogacar was saying that del Toro did not accelerate within himself, and that Vingegaard knew that and that is why Vingegaard did not follow. Then Pogacar said that he was just, and that if the top was a kilometer further then he... Then the audio and video cut to runners finishing 20 minutes behind.

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>still my favorite cute

now that the tour is over, let's have a look at the other races.
Cofidis is sending their best, to farm some UCI points in China.

>>156567196
>Pogacar was saying that del Toro did not accelerate within himself
What does that even mean

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heh

>>156567285
P: "You went too fast, I mean, for you, these accelerations that you do..."
dT: "He don't even try."
P: "Because he knew."

>>156567334
Lipo dropped him on the tourmalet little bro is going to need to work hard to make top ten this year

>>156567338
Ok, that makes more sense

>>156567399
friendly reminder that evenepoel is only 9 months older than lipowitz and has 10 times as many wins. lipowitz isn't half the rider that evenepoel is, and probably never will be.

>>156567509
2bh I get a bit of Buchmann vibes from Lipo

>>156567355
kek

>>156567546
He’s a defensive rider it’s not very sexy but if you last till the last you can diesel to that top 3.
Ayuso was mighty unimpressive by the way

>>156567509
Weird pre cope lol and it doesnt matter in this tour what you did on some tourney ages ago
Little bro is going to need to work hard to make top ten this year

>>156567546
Noticed same thing yesterday.

>modest, soft spoken
>barely attacks, just rides along as long as possible
>good in long, steep mountains
>no punchy climber, not the greatest time trialist

Only thing he's missing is the constant dropoff over the years that Bookman had, we'll see how that turns out. Somehow it feels that his last year was already his peak. Of course I hope that I'm wrong, and that he can consistently compete for GT top 5. Also Bora isn't really committed to him, with Evenepoel they brought in another egomaniac, just like Roglic before. Seems like Red Bull will just pump in money for big names, regardless of team chemistry. Funny somehow that this strategy is what you would expect from a team like UAE, yet they don't have such problems.

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>>156567154
i knew i've become a boomer yesterday when i saw him crash and i thought to myself "oh good god, the yellow jersey is down"

>Broadcasters in France and Spain have submitted a complaint to FIFA over its decision to include ExpressVPN as an official World Cup sponsor. ExpressVPN, a virtual private network service which protects a user’s privacy on the internet, was announced as an official World Cup partner before the start of the tournament and has featured on advertising boards during matches.

>‘The fact that FIFA is signing a partnership with a company whose service actively facilitates the piracy of sports content sends a disastrous message to the entire football ecosystem. It jeopardises ongoing legal proceedings. La Liga, beIN Sports France, Canal+, and other sports organisations have filed lawsuits against ExpressVPN in several jurisdictions.’

hope none of you scumbags are stealing cycling content
you wouldn't download a car

If only it was it was still 2023 peak fishboy, who went 2 minutes slower on Tourmalet, still riding today, right guys?

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can that useless cunt MVDP do something today pls

>I rank Jasper Philipsen as no. 3, but it is not with enthusiasm. Yesterday he seemed to struggle to hold Merlier's wheels, and although Merlier is the fastest, in Belgium we saw that they were much more equal. In the intermediate sprints, he has also sprinted disappointingly, and today he was beaten quite regularly on speed by Max Kanter.

>At least it doesn't look like a Philipsen with the speed he usually has, and yesterday he also said that he didn't have much to shoot with in the sprint. When I still rank him as no.3, it is because of the train. It went wrong yesterday, but it may well be due to the crash. Knowing how Mathieu van der Poel can drive the lead-out, it's hard not to believe in a formation with Jonas Rickaert, Edward Planckaert, Van der Poel and Philipsen. That matters less in this simple finale, but Philipsen is still the rider with the best chance of being put up from the lead. And even though he has sprinted disappointingly, there are still few who can go past him.

>>156567355
Gem
Saved

>>156567338
So maybe the plan is two up attack so burrito gets second. Why would you want Jonas to come with you? To blow him up? Jonas seems to know his numbers very well and is increasingly dropping off as soon as he sees its too fast for him. Not sure what he's getting at really, other than burrito going slower so he can stay with pogacar, which won't happen if pogacar is gunning for it.

>>156568411
I only posted this because some dumb Spanish speakers posted a clip with the first sentence Pogacar says cut off, and claimed Pogacar is denigrating Vingegaard. The whole exchange shows that Pogacar is criticizing, if anyone, del Toro, and says nothing negative about Vingegaard.

Pogacar gained 30s on 4.6km about 8.6%, 40s on 20km descent, and 88s on 18.7km 3.7% climb

>>156568793
smart tactics going for it in week 1. get a nice advantage while the fish is still building his fitness. He'll need a good buffer for when Jonas gets warmed up in week 3

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next proper stage is stage 14. what is this the giro d'france?

>>156568793
10% heavier than jonas too btw

maybe the era of skelly climbers are over

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>>156569002
but if Pog wasn't around Jonas would be going for 5 in a row and be a skelly king.
his weight doesn't matter when the Slovenian menace is simply way stronger (also he is skelly enough himself)

>>156568601
Is there something I'm missing? I can't see what burrito did wrong. He went deep, got a big gap straight away then drifted back to G3 and won the sprint. He's still favorite for 3rd overall. I cannot see what poogacar wanted him to do different other than stick with poogacar or Jonas. This is where he comes off arrogant. I can't see why he's having to give an in depth coaching session right after the finish, in front of cameras as burrito can barely breath. I might be missing some tactical genius plan but burrito isn't sticking with poogacar and he's unlikely to stick with Jonas even if he didn't go so deep.

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>>156568992
>We don't want the tour to be over on week 1.

>>156568793
It was the perfect stage for an all-rounder like him, this is the kind of shit he does all the time in the one day races.
If they were trying to make the tour interesting until 3rd week, they really fucked up with this stage design.

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>Dopeurcar 70 km solo
tiresome

>>156569276
Visma should’ve sent a satelite in the break

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>pre start bus vibes

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>>156567917
That's such bullshit reasoning.
You don't cry about a car company being a sponsor even though it is used to commit crimes and run people over.
You don't cry about MCdonalds, soda and energy drink sponsors even though it has disastrous effects on public health.
But a service that annoys ad companies because it's harder to target their ads (and use piracy as an excuse), OH BOY THAT'S A BAD THING

>>156569315
They are missing Soler. Apparently he is the biggest goofball on that team. Last year he "borrowed " a rickshaw during the rest day and they were racing it around the hotel.

>>156569381
UK government actively trying to ban VPN for public use. Surprised there isn't a bigger attack on VPN's around the world. Not as if it's fort knox level security either. You can still track someone on a VPN of course.

>>156569304
They tried. UAE didn't let them

>>156569485
I'm sure companies will love that as half of the It infra runs through tunnels lmao. You can't ban that without ruining your economy so they wont.

UK is a dystopian hellhole even Orwell couldn't imagine in his nightmares.

What an absolute slurp stage today, I'll just watch the soccer only

>>156569584
coward

>>156569537
Yes infrastructure uses VPN's but how hard would it be to ban public use VPN's? Not very I'd imagine. The online safety act is already a spurious law that can be twisted and manipulated to meet the needs of the police and government. We have a police state except the police are pathetic and don't tackle actual crime. I think it's 80% of car thefts go unsolved in the UK. In london that's 90%. Other figures I've seen estimate even higher percentages are unsolved. And this goes for basically every other crime. Except those against the state and it's evil policies. Getting pretty bad to say the least.

>>156567154
Honestly crashing out in yellow is probably more satisfying than being eternal 2nd behind pogi

>>156569596
I'm not watching tomorrow either and probably not even Sunday, and definitely not Monday.

Tour is paused until Tuesday.

Xds astana Max Kanter is my dark horse for today sprint royale, mark my word

>>156567154
Crushing your ribs in a fight you were never ever going to win even on that day, is really fucking dumb.

>>156567154
he looks very asian

I haven’t given a fuck about sprint stages since Sagan retired and WVA fell off

>>156569676
he didn't even crash from taking a risk, it was just bad bike handling

>>156567732
>>barely attacks, just rides along as long as possible
That's not true, he tried to attack yesterday over the top of Tourmalet, and he also attacked multiple times last year, on one occasion even shooting himself in the foot (Loze stage). Sadly he's just not good enough to make his attacks stick at this level of racing.

>>156568104
>>156568134
why do people glaze girmay so much?
oh
its because he's black

>>156569630
Pretty fucking hard actually. I can setup a tunnel with some proxies and its technically not that hard to make them yourself either.
Yeah regular John wont be able to use it anymore but he doesn't know how to pirate either.
It doesn't matter, we all know it's not about piracy, terrorism or whatever other bullshit excuse.
It's purely data and control

>>156569676
>disk brake stoppie
Should’ve listened to Durainrider

>>156569690
they do seem pretty lame these days even when the top guys are all there. merlier vs philipsen doesn't really get you excited.

>>156569725
honestly it's disrespectful putting Girmay on the same level as Bittner. don't pretend he's not fast

>>156569690
they used to be quite kino where 1/3rd the teams that showed up just cared about green and just had big blocks of meat for well practiced sprint trains for an even bigger block of meat to smash 2000w while head butting each other
now its just all lame pseudo sprinters
Sagan was awesome but he started the 'super puncheur' shit we are now plagued with

Today’s my country’s stage. Enjoy the flatness and the pine trees.
To think the French state expects you to drive at 80km/h on these never-ending straight roads.

>>156569757
the only time girmay even has a chance is when the sprint is likely to go early and its slightly uphill
but it seems to be mandatory for commentators to spend half their time talking about where the guy that always finishes like 7th place is

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*breaks away*

>>156569725
He goes to church and puts family first

Jonas pre-race interview with Danish media TV2:
>“I don’t know if anything really went wrong (yesterday). It was simply that I couldn’t follow,” says Jonas Vingegaard.
Have you figured out why?
>"No, not really. I think maybe he was just better yesterday. I have to accept that and hope I can improve as the race goes on.”
Where do you think it will be possible to make up some time?
>"I think—and maybe this has been our plan all along—that I’ll get better as the race progresses. We’re hoping the final two weeks will suit me better and that I can make the difference there."
>"I don’t actually think I had an off day yesterday. He was simply stronger, and I have to accept that. That’s how cycling is sometimes. We’re definitely not giving up, and we still believe in it. There are still a lot of days left before Paris.”

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good morning fellow europeeans

>two man break
The fuck is this gay shit

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>>156569810
there is jasper, merlier and kooij then there is the rest. girmay is clearly part of the rest. he is correctly ranked. plenty of good reasons to be racist this is not one of them

Lipo should knock out this islamist faggot. Let the asphalt talk.

>>156569825
eritrea is super interesting to me
super weird landscape ruled by an african christian autocracy that hates the west and is set up to avoid infiltration of globohomo
i honestly think all the bad press it gets is because they don't want western NGOs funding school programs that tell their kids to troon out

>>156569880
Breaks have been pretty lame. Either is a huge group because peleton wants a rest day. Or its a couple of shitters so they left on a 3 minute leash.

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>>156569784
Yeah he started the thing but he also did wheelies and had fun celebrations then went and won the Tour of California GC in my town over Alaphilippe so that was really fucking cool. Hell even before that gc win he was already “The king of California” and my first real bike was a green CAAD10 because of him. He got a lot of kids into cycling

what are the chances of UAE being exposed within the next 2-3 years?

>>156569880
these lads have no respect for their sponsors anymore. back in the good old days this would be nice 5 man break of the smallest teams knowing they had zero chance but doing their job as advertising billboards.

>>156569951
big now that israel stopped sponsoring a team, they have nothing to hide

>>156569919
It’s not uncommon to see opposing factions of Eritrean diaspora brawling violently abroad. It happened in France, Switzerland, Sweden, maybe Canada, and elsewhere I’m sure. The clannish considerations may be prevalent like everywhere else in East Africa (whereas elsewhere on the continent tensions are rather religious/tribal/racial).

>>156569951
Julius "the rat" Johansen might spill the beans

>>156569733
I was thinking from the legislation point of view. Ban something quite easily, like how they're trying for smartphone bans for kids. Is it going to be enforced? No, maybe spot checks for optics. But the whole point is introducing more government laws which can be pulled out your arse to justify arrests and convictions. They have a bunch of laws like that now, one is public order offence where if they think you're causing 'distress' to other people (police use this when they feel distressed to justify their arrests also) then they can arrest you. What causes distress? Anything really. Genuine authoritarianism.

>>156569919
It's an oppressing dictatorship. That's what it is.
You can like their values but it's still a dictatorshop

>>156570021
monarchy-bro....

>>156570009
Yeah they don’t care if it’s enforced for kids at all, it’s for you. It’s for you to upload your ID to Google if I should get my 30th booster or not

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Small teams are getting too upity.

avg speed only 42. looks like they're taking a rest day

>>156567355
pip

why do they have to piss 20 minutes in?

Saint-Sever is confirmed /cozy/ territory.

>>156566431
After rewatching yesterdays Tourmalet its pretty clear the whole plan of UAE was to 1-2 attack with Pog and Del Torro all the way to the finish. But Del Torro blew himself up in the initial acceleration. He later recovered a bit but the whole plan was to for Del Torro to also put a minute into Vingegaard. That really shows the mindset within UAE. They dont just want to win the Tour they want to be 1 and 2.
Im sure the rest of the Tour will be in this direction.

>>156570076
Maybe they drink water before the start

>>156570102
>>156567338

>>156569988
those are muslims, not eritrean coptic christians

>>156570021
nothing inherently wrong with dictatorships as long as they are based and redpilled
way preferable than western sloptocracy

>>156569988
Eritrea isn't about clans. It's about those who are for the military/communist dictatorship, and those who are opposed to it.
There's a reason it's called the North Korea of Africa.

remember when slueths found a teenage del toro poking around on reddit looking for information on doping?

>>156570115
yes it all makes sense.

>>156570164
like spicy porc taco receipes?

>>156570146
Of course there’s that, but the Tigrayans issue cannot be ignored. Afar too.

>>156570164
honest lad educating himself so he knew what to avoid

I will be surprised if remco goes through his career without getting knocked out by another rider

>>156570129
It's never a good thing for 1 single person to have absolute power. They all get god complexes, every single one through history.
I'm not saying our western (fake) democracies are good, but at least there's some competition and rotation between the power hungry assholes so nobody can truly go over the top by starving their population to install 19 golden toilets.

>>156569172
The plan was to for Burrito to the the initial acceleration with Pog that would drop Vingegadar, but NOT too extreme that it blow Burrito up. Thats were Burrito fucked up. If it would have worked Pog would have paced Burrito all the way to the finish line.

>>156570203
t. Jakob Söderqvist

>>156570164
link?

>>156570212
They're then assuming burrito is stronger than Jonas which I'm unsure about. That's pretty arrogant.

>>156570212
Very disrespetful to Jonas. I hope he mogs the Mexican in the Alps

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Why are you watching this?

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>>156570232
>>134463834

>>156570240
Only the initial acceleration. After that he could have been in the wheel of Pog if he didnt blow himself up.

>>156570240
Not saying Toro is stronger than Jonas but if those two got away on the descend they were never getting caught

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>>156570270
I am watching the International Rund Fart of Osterreich with 3 (three) UAE merda runners at the Spitze

>>156570270
for the paysages and the camaraderie

>>156569725
TRVKE

>>156570270
it's like the golf or the snooker. you just put it on in the background and don't really pay attention until the last 10k. very comfy

>>156570270
it's still comfy

>>156570270
While the chance that someone is getting banned for incorrectly holding his handlebar is low it is never zero

>>156567917
I've watched multiple world cup matches using a VPN. And I'll keep doing it for the games that are not freely available here.

>>156570280
>>156570284
The tourmelet is too steep to get a meaningful tow though, so he'd have to hold a higher pace man vs man against Jonas, after an acceleration. Jonas sped up too to catch poogacar, then poogacar stepped on it. Gap over the top wasn't really that big either.

You can't just tow burrito up a climb like that. He's having to hold his own, they they must have believed that he's stronger than Jonas. Maybe I'm missing something. The idea they'd duo away and finish 1-2 is very ambitious for burrito.

>>156570397
They obviously thought it possible because they obviously tried it. Rewatch the moment Burrito takes over and goes for a while with Pog in his wheel. Then Burrito and Pog share a look/word when Burrito is slowing down, then Burrito hangs on to Pog for a while.
combined with this >>156567338

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>>156567917
tdf used to be on vanadian french public tv
but flobikes bought the exclusive broadcasting rights for canada
fuck flobikes, im not paying 60$ just to watch my god given right to watch tdf.

>>156570273
The narrative that Gianetti scouted a group of already talented riders who showed a willingness to dope is increasingly plausible.

>>156570453
This might get interesting over the rest of the tour. It's like pro cycling manager stacking the top 10 with your riders instead of chasing more GC time. Jonas is in for a ride.

what's up with czechs not taking rotations?

>>156570270
Because I like cycling, it’s also a kino region today

>>156570507
Exactly.

>>156570270
for the the helicopter shots of Aquitaine, Gascogne and Bordeaux or if you need something to fall asleep to for the siesta.

> “Everything has been settled between Lipowitz and me,” he told VTM NIEUWS before the start of the seventh stage. “We went over it in a discussion with everyone, and now we have to move on. What happened yesterday is in the past. It was just a moment in the race.”

> Zak Dempster, Chief of Sports at Red Bull, also had the chance to explain the situation today. “Remco was frustrated because he wanted to finish third. Why didn’t ‘Lipo’ take over? He was still in the lead before that, but when Remco tried to make a lead-out, he couldn’t get there anymore. It comes down to fractions of a second. That can happen. But we’ve had a debrief, and everything’s okay again.”

> Did that little incident cause some unrest in the Red Bull camp? “Remco wears his heart on his sleeve. In the heat of the moment. Everyone’s human. What matters most to me is how they’re getting along now—and how they’re resolving things internally. That’s a constant process of improvement. If you want to compete for top results, that’s just part of the game at this level.”

>>156570273
How can you have such ridiculously low opsec. Burrito does seem like an impressionable retard.

>>156570509
They're more of a women's tennis nation.

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>>156570889
here they're known as net tendies

>>156570761
Its obviously fake as fuck but for a 17/18 year old asking those questions is not that weird

>>156570753
>and everything’s okay again
They mean they forced a lid onto the boiling kettle, this will only make it explode harder when it happens.

here we go

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>Lur mallet

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cameraman not allowed to eavesdrop anymore?? what has the tour come to

flatslop

>>156571228
a good stage to fall asleep (I’m at work)

>>156570476
Damn right. All these paywalls is what destroys sports.

HELLO

and its over

>>156571372
Ben?

>>156571410
no

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powerful victory in Austria in a sprint-a-deux.

>>156571426
oï m8?

>>156571454
ay mate

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Chat is this true? How is this humanly possible?

>>156571490
it's not

This mads interview unironically put the 1x meme to rest, imagine needing to swap bike because the set up is so retarded it cant handle the course

>>156571490
nutrition, massage and good recovery

>>156571490
400+ watts for 20 min is not that hard thats why we list watts per kg

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aussie commentators are talking leadout riders atm
picrel is the best leadout caleb ewan reckons

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Would competitive eaters make good endurance athletes? They could carb-load the likes of which we've never seen.

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>Yeah, damn, it's crazy. They say if I don't rest up the whole arm will have to go.
>Anyway, good luck out there Jonas.

>>156571588
>caleb ewan
are you telling me this young prospect is commentating already??

>>156571651
Still don't believe that he doesn't dye his hair.

>>156571633
nah, they can't convert the massive food they're eating to raw muscle power
most pro eaters just starve before and after a challenge
they probably shit undigested food straight up

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Wout went for the jedward look

>>156571674
yeah hes on the SBS commentary team already
prolly cause he's about as australian as an asian can get here
multicultural propaganda is pretty much their raison d'être

>>156571709
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nice touch

>>156571690
alright thanks. That's disgusting, should not have asked.

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>>156571490

Jonas did not look happy, not one bit

>>156571724
i copied it straight from google
to get the squiggles right
did i fuck it?

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i'd chill with lotto guys
they seem pretty cool guys

>>156571780
i don't blame him. he's at a very decent level himself, but his team (apart from the time trial) has been absolute shit.

>>156571808
no, hence my surprise

>>156571804
It was last year.

>>156570270
I’m not

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>>156571651
If he retires now his last tour stage was where he beat Pog and his last classic was where he beat Pog

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Is the fight for the GC over?

>>156571953
toro will attack vingegaard's position

>>156571953
nah 2 x alpes d'huez will seal it

>>156571953
#1 is gone but the whole top 5 could be interesting

>>156571573
Look up the meaning of "watts-étalons"

>67

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>>156571953
could've waited a week before ruining everything ask me

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>>156572072
My French is not good enough for this but I found a funny pic

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>>156571920
It would be silly to retire now. He has a lifelong contract with Visma so he can easily jew them for another decade.

>>156572222
checked
apparently pogi is at 442 so pretty """normal""" for the modern era

>403 Watts Étalon pour Pogacar 13 min 18 sec , 7,1 w/kg sur les 5 derniers km à 8,84% sur le haut du Tourmalet

Pogi life ending crash when?

>>156572222
Watts-étalons means as if the rider weighs 70kg.
450w étalon is 6,43w/kg.
493w étalon is 7,04w/kg.

>>156571490
This is some shitty computation where they assume every rider is 70kg

>>156567154
wait he didnt finish yesterdays stage?

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>>156571682
It's possible, my wife also had 2 colors in her hair. She has a big chunk at the back that is plain brown while the rest is ginger. It blends together making her hair look a different color at the back than the front.

>>156568992
more like giro d'farnce, amiright?

>>156572473
Are you not 70 kg? I am.

>>156572333
Only one rider has to take one for us all

>>156572535
I fucked up, I meant to type, giro d'FARCE. Hehe, get it?

>>156572722
Bert please not calling it Tour de Farce
One job

is the wine poster still around? perfect stage for some bordeaux tasting.

>>156566431
>2026
>not using electric bikes
Why ? It wouldn't change the result, the best rider would still go faster.

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>tfw been eating 25% of the protein amount needed
didnt really care but now I understand there was no gains

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>>156573076
I found something similar this winter and my watts have skyrocketed since (well they increased slightly)

>>156573129
but in your case you ate protein bars during your rides.

>>156573076
>vegan discovers his diet is shitty
Many such cases

>>156573163
Like once

There is hope that poogacar crashes in the run in. Fingers cross lads.

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>get dropped and lose the yellow jersey
>crash and break ribs and get a concussion, still finish the stage
>get filmed hugging your stuffed animals like a child
>still no gf

Being a pro cyclist is a rough life

Attaque du Uno-X

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>>156573387
Pinarello right now

>>156573357
>andersjew
I'm noooticing

Awkward waiting for the peloton to catch up moment

>>156572282
he's also much lighter than Lance never mind Big Mig

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so you're telling me that Slovenian kid is better than Lance?

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Been to any good concerts lately? I want to go see Baxter Durry but he's only booked for Dortmund and Dortmund is a shit hole to which I shant be going near. Any alternative acts youd recommend? Im open to anything.

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went to Lidl. what a shithole. Aldi is so much better

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La voix de Marion Rousse…

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>>156573511
fraid so

>>156573538
Aldi should sponsor a wt team. Then we could have some proper rivalry.

aje moe kakken doe het nu

Only 14km to go yet it doesn't feel like much is happening yet

Never been to lidl but here Aldi is absolutely disgusting, they have expired produce, no name brands for cereals chips or whatever, the lowest tier meats. Literally only the poorest of the poor even think to shop there.

>>156573581
>14km to go yet it doesn't feel like much is happening yet
please refer to this infographic >>156570270

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Dege bros, were almost at the end...

Gentlemen go to NOZ only for their food consumption.

the fuck is wrong with Uno-X

>>156573558
Instead we have Intermarché and Picnic

Kooij will win this with bike lenghts

>>156573627
thanks, very useful

>>156573728
Kanter-Bauhaus-Ackermann 1-2-3

what is it about supermarkets and pro cycling teams anyway?

>>156573661
I didn't even know that's what Picnic is. Never seen one before

now crash in a comical way

>>156573746
JA

camon Grug do a fackin proper leadout

>>156573753
>I didn't even know that's what Picnic is. Never seen one before
Well, yes, it's online only.

>Pont Simone Veil
Grim

someone needs to destroy front this is messy

Lmao the crowd is empty af, no one cares about the TdF this year it’s crazy

did the moto camera break or something?

kwabbe jappe

looked easy

Merlier wins easy
Philipsen probably going to get relegated for that

Jasper washed as fuck

Fatty is not even trying.
Its a grim year for Denmark

>jappe
what does he do?
can't have any more perfect sprint train and lead out than this.

>>156573835
I was thinking that but it was on a shitty main road not good for spectators to be fair. Decent crowd at the finish

merlier has been the dominant sprinter all season

Bini stuck behind Philipsen and Gaviria for a while, still got 3rd

>>156573893
he should do the leadout for Grug next time

phillipsen off his line again someone is going to die before he learns

>>156573893
his DS earlier today said he has no condition or bad legs whatever

>>156573897
Kinda but Bordeaux is a big city. The heat does not help
WC gets all the attention

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>closing the door
>on gaviria

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rusbert slacking today
can't take that long refueling your car, even though he cycles to work.

>>156573991
>Bauhaus

Huh. Didn't even know he was in this race.

>>156573991
When did we get another middle aged lesbian in the peloton?

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there were some riders touching each other during the sprint, let's see if there will be some relegations.

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>>156573991
Running in the bikelane when there is that much space
Yells at clouds

Wow merlier broke into tears in the sporza interview dedicating the win to someone that used to bring him to races as a boy that's on deaths door

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Garonne looking nasty

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GC

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>Coominda
can't make this shit up

>>156574155
it's literally over

diverse list of winner but where france

Pogacar keeps the yellow

>>156574201
planned for 14 juillet

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can't beat the tdf
no jobbers allowed

has the Tour been ridden Berts?

>>156571682
it is quite incroyable, but if it were dyed, then, reasonably assuming he wouldn't bother with re-dying it during a race, at the end of a tour de france (that he cared to participate in) we would see about a centimeter of dark regrowth near the roots. I might be underinformed but I don't think anyone has seen that on Wout ever. That's not a certain proof but an argument none the less. Personally I'm easily convinced as in my own hairline I also have a patch of odd hairs laid out similarly to Wout's blonde patch, i.e. with big presence in the center and extending to the left somewhat more than to the right. In my case though they're not miscoloured, instead significantly kinkier than the rest and with far shorter terminal length

who is lisa bike and why does she sponsor a team?

>>156574155
Two top tens for the good guys, very based.

>>156574174
Comenda
only one o, you filthy gooner

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wtf I thought AI always told you what you want to hear
didn't even think about for long

>Bottom line: Remco is explosive and strong in time trials, but Lipowitz looks more consistent in the high mountains where the Tour will likely be decided. Unless Remco gains significant time in upcoming TTs or attacks successfully, Lipowitz is favored to finish ahead of him. The internal team friction could hurt both. The race is far from over, though — mountains and time trials can still shift things.
we got this Jonasbros. week 3,,,

>"I can't think of anything much worse than doing a sprint like this. At the risk of sounding like a sissy, you get a little scared once in a while, says the Dane and calls the last kilometer and a half "terrible".

>Along the way, the Dane won the intermediate sprint, and in this way he again limited his loss to his rivals in the battle for the green points jersey.

>"I think we were five riders who were within a wheel at the finish line, so it might as well have been fifth instead of ninth. The intermediate sprint went well, and I got the maximum points I could get, and at the finish I can be happy that Philipsen and Girmay didn't win. All in all, it is an approved day.

Madscoin going down

>>156574735
if he keeps going in breaks for points and manages top fives he can easily do this there’s no consistent top of the line this year

>>156574797
just checked the intermediate sprints. there are only 2 or 3 that are good for Mads. most are before the climbs

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>rusbert has been slacking whole day
surely he's not visiting his family in verchojansk again
that would spell grim times for this very general

>>156575344
Maybe they pulled him off the street and he's on his way to the ukrain border as we speak

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>>156575541
if that is true i will ask my government to switch allegiance

>>156575541
he's too old for that

>>156575754
The russian government is historically known to not give a flying fuck about lives, so I wouldn't count on that

>>156576186
>>/pol/

>>156576186
holy based *kneels*