gooby fite nite edishPreem: >>156597855
SATARDAYNIGHJT
more like binland hah
What was /heem/ like when Garth made Topturro quit? I only come here for a short period every year now.
>>156602769peep the catty b
CONOR MCGREGOR IS LITERALLY FIGHTING TODAY HOLY FUCK
>>156602769orgasmic we only just saw gane pummel the bum too
Oh that leg is toast, man. He can't take much more of those
THE mcrapist????
>>156602813WE don't like Alex now? or is Bon Gayman supporting a new gimmick? Frankly, just because Alex got popular with cazzies doesn't mean you have to be a contrarian. Never forget the flushing of Jizzy and Ankle eye
>>156602861>is Bon Gayman supporting a new gimmick?blud woke up from a 5 year coma
>>156602861alex got hella gay did too many dancing tiktoks and nina drama interviews to appeal to reddit so it was inevitable he would lose the real fans, besides he had no business in MW and has none in HW and i fucking hate brazilians besides wandy and dern maybe the cute one daner dropped too and claudia the lesbian okay and johnny's bro is okay but otherwise hate 'em
White weeaboos who sõyface everything made in japan are the equivalent of pakis glazing caucaus fighters but even more pathetic
Black
>>156602926>he had no business in MW>won beltI detect seethe
hap
>>156602949take it easy pal
>>156602962he looked like christian bale making weight that's not proper, colby never won the belt but fought at his real weight class you respect one i respect the other
>>156602992>that's not proper
>>156602885I must have because I don't remember ever seeing a fag from poopeeland shitting up my heem.com threads. You know I would absolutely kill you right? Go back to topping for Hooker before I knock that jaw loose, bubba
>>156602992>colby never won the beltHe would have made it WWE
Oh dear... oh dear...
conor mcgregor is a rapist
>>156602926I like any monkeyzillian who learns English
>>156602949I hate weebs more than most, but there is simply nothing more pathetic than a 5'3 indian muslim watching a literal Caucasian and then posting "bro we are just built different". Atleast weebs know what they are and just want that sweet yellow poochie. I would love to know what all the russiastanis think about their millions of poo fans behind closed doors
>>156603058What about Lopes who hopped the border to live in Mexico and then learned English?
>>156603017*dodges your slovenly striking*
>>156603058i find them worse when they can be understood
>>156603105where are their parents?
>>156602861it's like two or three nutcases who like the cheating faggot gayne. same people who like another cheating faggot. most likely due to fetish for black men.
>>156602949Chatri has spoken. Not even weeboos like K-1 anymore. Kek Miss k-1 hasn't even mentioned K-1 since... Xhe's just sitting alone in xher room, drunk, repeating "m-must not f-follow them" over and over
>>156602949yeah except I fuck Asian women while they dream of getting raped by men
>>156603058Aside from Anderson Silva, there is practically none, even the guy who translates pereira's tribe lingo can't speak it
Ngl as a manlet this is a insane physique F
>>156603099gane is the greatest fighter to have ever lived after his Bonesliness certainly the most naturally giftedjonessiganeadonadcnaldo 9gsplétomotelli
>>156603127not meaning to tell the chef how to cook but all three baldies are staring at conors swollen member
>>156603127Moicano and Costa are entertaining
This is a he last good card cazzies
>>156603116we don't ask about that
>>156603172spelling mistake
>>156603158moicano is awful on the microphone and costa is playing a buffoon he could do it in mime
>>156603187>erm... that doesn't count
>>156603180Sorry my gf if waiting on me to give her wild sex
>>156603187'Paddy Pimblich easy money, Don Hooker easy money' is one of moments of all time in the UFC
>>156603199name 1 solid costa promo, the best is his beachside one with izzy which the dogwanker set up himself by being izzy
>>156603212then call the bull up already
>>156603220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC8Avuctzqwliterally the greatest not in person fighter 2 fighter interview
>>156603225I guess since I see through this Jew pysop is why I have so much wild sex
>>156603220"tranny without penis is like angel without wings"There. Now kneel
>>156603255who's the lucky guy?
where is that fat fucking goof dana I'm gonna slap his fat ass
>>156603251i forgot this kino, paolo makes my list, you get my humble most apologies
>>156603263tweets don't count as promos brazilian twitter is peak entertainment
>>156603279hespect. hespect.
If Gooby flatlines Max, the hype will build back up to the stratosphere
>>156603251for me it's wallid ismail recounting the time he raped the entire gracie family and couldn't be bothered with them, but was still ready to kill them. Iranizilians are differenthttps://youtu.be/R2teGs2K51A?si=GacLa-W_5wjh58eAalso wallid and quadros seem to be trapped in some acid trip room
>>156603307We'll literally be back in the golden age. I have so much riding on this fight, I think I will fucking permaheem myself if Conrad starts the fight looking like Chuck in his 3rd fight with Tito
I won't hear costa slandernot a word of it
>>156602719Fuck Dana
>we're prize fighters!>anyone who says they aren't fighting for money is an idiot!something on your mind, max? perhaps a controversial deal of some kind involving payment for this upcoming fight?
>>156603395you say that but you've been awol for a long time before dana put this card togetheryou should be thanking him AND goob
Alright I'll say itOriginally the secret juice gimmick was fun and Paulo will always be basado. Shame he could never get that second title shotch. SHAME on Rob for following him to LHW and potentially ruining the ascension.
gooby by flying KO
Asked my bull if i could get a PS6 and he said no.
Wassaup big dogs?
>>156603408What's that?..... He said what about thanking?Yeah, we don't start thanking till Tuesday, kid
>>156603434just thinking of all the ways Conor is going to shove Max' retard vest up his ass
THE QUEEN IS BACKTHIS US NOT A FUCKING DRILLTHE HEEM QUEEN IS BACK!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guFAjv9ze0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guFAjv9ze0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guFAjv9ze0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guFAjv9ze0U
>>156603503what a sad little life you live
>>156603503LET'S FUCKING GO
I don't understand when you guys do stuff like this
>>156603430in this economy? you can buttfuck a ukranian for an hour and give a facial for 250 i am told why do you think your apex sized cavity is worth a ps6 i fear i have to side with your assumedly finnish bull on this one. Respectfully
>>156603503Her and that dynamic something girl should do a collab
>ITS UP
>>156602861I like Alex more but I unironically do like Gane and predicted that he'd beat Alex because he has always struggled against southpaws, fighters that use a lot of movement and straight shots. 3 things that happen to define Gane.
i have never seen a dynamic instability video but the charm with fairy is that she doesn't even watch much ufc and has a higher pick rate than for instance mmaguru the tracey guy and all the freaks that actually watch this crap hereshe's amazing
you niggers are pathetic
don't really know how i feel about the hair though it does look healthy pixie cut fairy was an era
ONE LAST RUN AT THE STRAP BROTHER
lads...bappas...frenns even...
>>156603503>And uhh yea ya know we'all saw "le nehkeetAH Kdrrrrriiie'loff" >and le petdy(rolls R for no reason)eeeotr YadnSLAMS BITCHES HEAD INTO TABLE
conor looking like a friar soon enough
i was so caught up in conor being bald i missed the obvious joke of pereira and canor i messed up but good god look at how bald this mick is
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
ummm im scared goobsissies, are we bare bald freaks?!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2RTVHWsA6g
I like Paddy but he’s such a massive weight bully kek
>>156603768https://youtu.be/jya2eBCDcW0?si=jOj6mb1yrYKhwwar
>>156603705Why do white women do this? No other ethnicity or nationalities code switch accents when speaking foreign words or names. No other ethnicity or nationalities switch their accents when they say an american or english name to a bong or american accent. Only white women.
average? justbloke? athat's paddy and benoit finishes him the ufc wants a zogbot on the mic not some boring geordie or whatever it is who cares let's go benoit let's go let's go benoit let's go *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*x2
>>156603775This could work against him, he took massive amounts of damage from Garth's rampaging and now he is dehydrating himself 6 months later, BSD should drop all crotchsniffing tactics and just strike
>>156602949another brown mad that whites are loved in japan
PowerSlap seems pretty popular now. Rough start but they got there in the end. Happy for Dana.
>>156603798she is a slav her mom calls haps the italy word and came to cyanyada from russia or belarus i don't remember anymore and the dad is also russkie iirc
wtf bongs ann widdecombe got heemed i loved her she was the best rip a real one
>4 amguess I'm not watching this fake shit then, thanks Dana
>>156603881sanko nina now this
>>156603775Hey pussy name a single ufc fighter that isn't a weight bully. That's what I thought. Be humble.
>>156603911Volk
>>156603911Yeah they’re all pussies B I can’t
There should be a "whatever weight" division. That would show which kind of human truly is the ultimate fighter.
bonnie tyler and ann widdecombe within a week is a lot for me icl are there any bongs left i like
Let it go ye, ye mad Neanderthal rat
>>156603775Nah
arnold allen is alright and his dad is jokes i guess
>>156603948does chama look miserable because he sees himself in the balding freak
>>156603949If you look like a Skyrim Draugr a day before you fight then you’re a weight bully simply as
>>156603974I think Alex has been drinking again
Jon Jones gay laugh when another man touches him is crazy
chama linked up with an apologized to Jones for his comments
>>156604016He doesn't even try to hide it!
>>156603495I think the vest and glasses were cool. Is it from Fornite or some other vidya?
>>156604016You just know he fucks with white guys
jon is not gay
Merab is based. fuck those inbreds.
>>156603988Nah just good muscle insertion genetics. BSD is taller and has more mass.
>>156603503all memes aside she's alrightglad she wasn't raped to death in india
>>156603905you found him, the only non gay brazza
>>156604043He just loves men
>>156604043
>>156603944Turn on your monitor, playa
>>156603944Quiet piggy!
>>156604029shut up faget
>>156604029It's a kick sponsored kit
sponsor my balls on your forehead
>>156604118>>156604141You know if we ever met I would absolutely kill you, right?
fuck it. sry guys. i'll root for BSD
ooooooohoohoohoo he seethin joe!
>>156604284good man it is the intelligent choice
joe mama
The left counter will be there for Gooby
Do you see someone defeating Islam at welterweight?
>>156604346Buddhism, maybe.
>>156604236>snort snort>weee wee wee-ACK!!!!!!!SILENCE piggy!
hmm...watching fighfairy queen rn. pretty and charming...got the heem passion, ngl. good girl
>>156604346Yeah maybe a Conor McGregor
>>156604000Alex Drinking
>>156604637Indians are pretty tough dudes. Gotta show respect.
Conor McGregor vs. Max HollowayBenoit Saint Denis vs. Paddy PimblettCory Sandhagen vs. Mario BautistaBrandon Royval vs. Lone'er KavanaghKing Green vs. Terrance McKinney
>>156604635He should show up at Conor's fight dressed like that and remember Conor that they have unfinished business.
Jon Jones is only considered the GOAT thanks to Indians (invented math). Without using addition to tally up the scores from each round, and if we simply judged the fights on who we think won overall, Dominic Reyes, Gus and Santos would all have gotten the W.
>>156604687MacPadSandKavKinney
>>156604687HollowayPimblettSandhagen KavanaghMcKinney
>>156604687HollowaySaint DenisSandhagenKavanaghMcKinney
>>156604687GODnorPimblettSandHAWLGINLone'er Terrance
>>156604687McGregor McPimblett McBatista McRoyval McGreen
>>156604687pillowgaymurderer of malian childrenJose Aldo's worst nightmarerawdawgqueen green
Y'all Must've Forgot
>>156604687Put Bobberts fight on there. Its a matter of respect.
>>156604962Respect for who? You? But who are you?
>>156604878Tony was almost choked to death and didn't tap out. Tony won the story.
>>156604973I'm him.
>>156604687>Holloway >Benoit >Bautista>Kavanagh>McKinney
>>156604687goobzbsdsandbergenfuck bothking nigger
Why are people acting like Max is just gonna fight in all these wars and his chin will never go? I can easily envision a scenario where Mcgregor catches Max early and his chin just can’t handle it anymore. We see it all the time. I still think Max wins but people acting like Max is coming into the fight as some kind of fresh kid are wrong
>>156604687HollowayPimblettSandhagenRoyvalMcKinney
>>156604995Heem?
>>156605053Is Conor's chin in a much better state?
>>156605024>I want... ten heems a card, every week, for the rest of my life.
>conor fight is around 5amIts over. Fuck this semen slurping sport.
being in an almost inverted timezone to 'merica can be kino sometimesI get to go to sleep on goobsmas eve and wake up to a stocking full of prelim heems
i have no gf. i'll watch
>>156605139Probably not, but he also has been hit as much as Max across his career. Not saying it’s gonna happen, but we’ve seen guys lose their chin overnight before
>>156605053Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
About to fuck the gf
*ambient traffic noises*Yeah... camps all finished... just getting the body moving keeping the mind sharp yknow... weight is on point... I think we're about to see the best version of him... looking forward to Saturday night
>>156604687Conor McGregorPaddy PimblettCory SandhagenBrandon RoyvalKing Green
>>156605121
Paige Vanzant's puckering asshole
shit nigguh
My gf is about to go down
>>156604687HollowayBSDMarioRoyvalMcKinney
>>156605301My gf reminds me of pvz blondes are such horn dogs
>>156605301gillian robertson dropping 12-6 elbows on PVZs bamhole
>>156604687Holloway PaddySandhagenKavanaghMckinney
Royval is flushed
Shhh it’ll all be over soon
its over
>>156605535Bald = more powerful. All the Greats were bald minus Adesanya
How many posts do we need about a 38 year old man’s thinning hair
>>156605580why does it bother you?
>>156605535looks fine
>>156605597It gets a bit reddit at this point and feeds into zoomer insecurities that men really shouldn’t care about that much
>>156605227Hey?
Conor has elite beard genetics so you're all coping about his bald spot which isn’t even that bad
>>156605644bald cunt
What was Max holloway chewing on while on the weight scale? What was that?
>>156605671I hair mog you
>>156605671Read 2 Kings 2:23-24 before deciding to mock baldness.
>>156604687maxbsdmariolonnyterrance
>>156605671There is nothing more feminine than mocking a man for their hair, height or penis size. Frankly you should apologise to that anon and to Mr McGregor.
Is left eye is slightly off, isn't it?
>It gets a bit reddit at this point and feeds into zoomer insecurities that men really shouldn’t care about that much>There is nothing more feminine than mocking a man for their hair, height or penis size. Frankly you should apologise to that anon and to Mr McGregor.
>>156605776I really hate it when canadians feel like they should make a post
Ganesisters... The Mack disapproves
>>156605800No one asked you
>vidlmaoooooooooooooooooooothat probably hurt his soul
Loophole status?
>>156604687HollowayPimblettBautistaKavanaghMcKinney
>>156605535Needs the turkish special on his back too
>>156604687McGregorPimblettBautistaRoyvalMcKinney
Bobby Whittaker is unheemable now that he figured out his jaw problems, feel free to screencap this for future reference
>Don't ever forget that Argentina used to be 85% white.>Ignore the resentful brown people who want to make others believe that we're brown like them so they can feel better about themselves.>[brown latinx tranimal space]>w, w, w, ., a, m, r, e, n, ., c, o, m, /, f, e, a, t, u, r, e, s, /, 2, 0, 1, 7, /, 0, 4, /, a, r, g, e, n, t, i, n, a, -, a, -, m, i, r, r, o, r, -, o, f, -, y, o, u, r, -, f, u, t, u, r, e, -, b, u, e, n, o, s, -, a, i, r, e, s, -, l, a, t, i, n, -, a, m, e, r, i, c, a, />*
>That guy that heemed you and caused you to have a KWABOTY worthy meltdown? Yeah, subbed him in two minutes
*enters threadsup curlheads? any outrageous curling news im unaware of?
switched from limp bizkit to rammstein and my vibe just went up you know what im saying
>>156602719i cannot hate him, he know how2be a showman
>>156606041 It's just one of those days b
>>156605597is that a demon??? (rhetorical question)
>>156606018yeah heres something you probably didnt get the memo on. CURLING SUCKS
Just had wild sex
>>156606179Name of the biological XY male?
>>156604687GoobPimbleMarioLonerMcKinney
>>156606207Conor McGregor
>>156606242Do you actually believe Gooby is gonna whoop Max's ass or are you just holding out for a fluke?
>>156605879is this achievable natty?
>>156606283I have no personal feelings about this, just want to talk about facts
Gable and Jon are a cute couple, I’m happy for them.
>>156606344Just a couple of gay-bros, hitting and raping women
>>156606118how dare you yappinbout curling in such a disrespectful way you bitch???curling will overtake ufc in popularity by 2035.
>>156605995Alex scared to confront Jon irl lol
>>156606370>by 2035Nah way earlier
Gane decided the best way to beat a two division kickboxing should be with the very thing he has seen a million times and should easily be able to parry...a jab.
>>156604687McGregorPaddyBautistaKavanaghGreen
put your hands up
Why did Jon slap Conor’s ass?
>>156606577When you are the greatest martial artist to walk, you can tap a guy's ass without it being gay, no zest here
Seeing coach mac daddy bricked up at the ceremonial weigh in has filled me with confidence. His shot selection will look like poetry in there
>>156603911>Hey pussy name a single ufc fighter that isn't a weight bully. That's what I thought. Be humble.bj pennfedora cpl others
>>156603911jiri
>>156606041Hell yeah lets get turnt
>>156604637ahahahhaahahahahahahhahaahhaa
>>156606461>Nah way earlierprobably. hopefully.
>>156606577That's just the patriarchy b you don't have to be scared of it.
>>156605535nothing Fin + Min wouldn't fix
The Chad embrace vs the virgin fin and min
Connie Mac is an OG Simpsons fan, and for that reason he will heem.
Captain Underpants
>>156602719do you guys train mma or just watch it?
>>156606577>he doesn't know NGMI
>>156606987I created MMA
Joe rogan be like:>Whittaker? he is a giant! like what? 6'1?Black guest with a surprised grin on his face:>No, like waaay shorter.Joe zion rogan:>like what? six feet? look it up, look it up jamie.*opens ufc website>yeah its 6 feet. he can be easily around 230 pounds out of camp, he is a big wide man.black guest clearly being uncomfortable:>y-yeah...
>>156604687HollowayPaddySandhagenRoyvalGreen
Troonmala is FUCKED.
>>156606961thawlt this guy was supposed to be some kinda freak athletewhy's he such a chubby midge, should be at lhw like hokit
>>156607043reminder this freak panicked after are tommy landed exactly one hard leg kick and resorted to eye gouging out of fear
>>156607043Reminder this freak might be the pinnacle of martial arts as we know it, an eternal student of the game constantly improving himself
>>156607043reminder this beast of burden escaped the plantation and must legally return to his owner
https://youtube.com/shorts/opCyqY5ycWg?si=H8aablsPBCwaV6-j
>>156607248>>156607115chink.
are we even sure gane's father is really black? french women are known to be promiscuous. his father could be any frenchman, really. even papa saint denis could be gane's dad.
tell me this isn't gane's nose doo is full blood french with a tan
>>156607388>i need your frenchiest character actor>say no more mon ami
Meng status? Heemed
Poor Tomala...
>>156607399my french teacher didn't give a fuck it was obscure cinema class
Everyone talks a big game until THE bad guy enters the room
Tommy’s Torment.
They were his father's shows
>THE MAC IS B- *OH HE HURT HI- OOOOOH HE'S OUT MAX HOLLOWAY HAS KNOCKED OUT CONOR MCGREGOR >n-noooo.....
We didnt start the heem
Jon, Gane, Tom. What is it about large areolas that makes a fighter great?
>>156604687HollowaySaint DenisSandhagenRoyvalGreen
Had a wank, popped 1.5g of Alpha GPC. time to study tape
gobby is going to shock the worldwhen he reveals how slow, old, and washed he is
sorry diaspora chuds but McGregor™ will win, then win again, then he will box the 'undefeated' black midget boxer and takes his zero, THEN he will become the president of Ireland and ships back everyone that doesnt belong.
You chuds better subscribe to McGregor FAST once he kills Holloway
>>156607579>the 'undefeated' black midget boxer and takes his zeroDevin Haney?
>I hef to mazza.. He heem Islam.. I hef to go back>But khabibi you promise me!>SILENCE MAZZA*slap slapSOON
>>156607648>kebab niggarunoffhe will never make wait bradda. alhamdullah.
>>156607648watching garry shit on fat old khabib for 5 rounds would be very funny
>>156607571i just hope its not a chuck liddell tier of bad performance, it's gonna be sad to watch
>>156607644wdwtch
>>156604687>Max Holloway>Paddy Pimblett>Mario Bautista>Brandon Royval >Terrance McKinney
Ruthless Aggression
>>156602949
Show your wife nigga
>>156604687GoobyPaddyCoryBonerMcChinny
Conor will come out looking like himself of old for about 1 minute or less and then he's going to gas and then Max is going to just out work him until he gives up and it gets declared a TKO. Anyway, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156607920it gon be bad my nigga
>>156604687Conor McGregorBenoit Saint DenisCory SandhagenBrandon RoyvalTerrance McKinney
>>156604687ConorPaddyBautistaKavanagh Green
>>156607920Nice fan fic you freak!
>>156608024Ok
>>156607920tis doo pysic n shit
>>156604687Max HollowayBenoit Saint DenisCory SandhagenBrandon RoyvalKing Green
/heem/ heemed both /box/ and /fit/
Why is this a 5 round fight totally retarded for conor to accept this
>>156608114good
hmm
>>156607920Mystic Mac esque
>>156608114what happened to /fit/
max should just spam oblique kicks until conors knee re wonks
CAMURGEGURPLEASE FIGHT ME
>>156604687McDADDYBEASTSDBautistaKavangah King
I'm gonna put my big Irish paws on him!
>>156608119shut up ye tickhttps://x.com/i/status/2074842737736843689
>>156604687Goo beePatrick the boldCoryKavanagh Green
the most power /heem/s ever seen...
>>156604687>Holloway>BSD>Sandhagen>Kavanagh>Green
i almost shit myself farting
>>156608271Its gone smell bad my nigga
>>156608271you probably did, go wipe your ass m8
I'd love a tune up, whadda ya say precious?
>>156604687JeromePatrickCoryLone'erBobby
>>156608291good call took an emergency zoot break on the till to give myself a wash and it seems i was mere seconds away
>>156608366her mum (bongs call mothers 'mum' over there) has a rack, thank me later
Will Chandler cash in his money in the bank and come out to fight Conor?
>>156608370
I've seen the future. max snaps his leg early round 2 after conor cheques the kick.
>>156608410dere was no check
>>156604687Max HollowayPaddy PimblettMario BautistaBrandon Royval Terrance McKinney
>>156608420
i fear the heeming of ann widdecombe is a foreshadowing of what is about to happen to paddy pengting pimblett
>>156608201Their Zyzz 2.0 killed himself
>>156608538Paddy sees himself as Scouse, not English
>>156608543hasn't been the same since rich died anyway right babe
You have to admire Gooby's commitment to pretending he still has hair. That delusion will serve him well in this fight, if he still truly believes in manifestation, his delusion might help him beat Max
>>156608547what is their problem
it would be fair to say that tom aspinall would have had a hard time with rich piana
The Irish bird was boxing my Corey then the buckfast wore off and it was Fivey heemed him across the room
>>156608588Liverpool was the epicentre of Irish immigration into England. Wherever the Irish go, they like to larp as oppressed minorities at odds with their host country
>>156608559Wonder if anyone out there successfully did the fabled 8 hour arm workout
>>156608543Who was the next zyzz? And what happened to tiny trip?
max was walking weird, is he going into this injured?
>>156608668This but Thatcher was the real turning point in the anti English schism same thing here with the coal mining/austerity and the subsequent governments haven’t helped much not that our gov is any better though
>>156608693Took an enema to rehydrate, very common practice.
tom aspinall vs bradley martin in dana whites power slap broght to you by stake
HEEEEEEEEEEEEMAND IT IS ALL OVER
yeah we all know that max wins tomorrow BUTthe max that beat justin vs the conor that beat eddie alvarezwho wins THAT?
>>156608767We don't know that. Personally I don't doubt Conor for a second.
>>156608783Factual post.
max holloway's wife has fake tits
they linked...
>>156608805It’s not crazy to say that Conor heems Alex
>>156608805chills
we are here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6V2pQwwdaM
>>156608767Too many variables in this fight, Max never fought at WW, Max's chin cracked against Garth, Gooby fought 3 times at WW so he knows how to pace himself there, Max is buying cars and stuff before the fight letting hedonism get to him, Gooby looks like he has no ego entering in this bout and that's where he is the most dangerous
>>156608812we all know where alex's big glowing video game weakspot is nowi could heem him with a few well placed shots to the back of the head
>>156604687Max PaddyBautista KavanaghMcKinney
This is everything what I expect
>>156604687goobypaddycorylonerking green
>>156604687maxpaddycoryloneermckinney
>>156608763This is huge
>>156608890nice hog
Hey pussy you still there?
Trannies shouldn't have horse cocks
>>156604687MaxPaddy MarioLone'erTerrance
>people are actually picking Max Traitors
>>156604687connerpattywariolonergreem
>>156608991im sorry i picked against your fellow scotsman
Safe parlay = whittaker sandhagen paddy
fight fairy picked conor wtf
>>156608693Max the little paedo. Max CURSED hollowGAY
fight fairy should pick up an apron and get back in the fuckin kitchen
>>156604106but at what cost...
YUCK! FREAK!
>>156608805Bare rape surrounding this card
is what the papers are saying true? conor mcgregor has returned to the sport of ufc?
>>156609263you tell me
>>156609263hallelujah! the mac is back
i just saw the scriptgooby wins, paddy wins and we have garth vs gooby and paddy vs topuria in the same event
>>156609349it all becomes like a crossword you can fill out once you understand what the ufc is aiming for
What kind of snacks should I get for tonight's event? I was thinking chips and cakes
>>156609349No Englishman ever beat a Frenchman, Gane beat Tom, GSP sonned bisping, the Normans well..BSD will simply decision Paddy i reckon, it's how God designed things
>Gane beat Tom
>>156609396cakes? multiple? are you DCmaxxing?
>>156604687Max Paddy Sandhagen Royval McKinney
Its uphttps://youtu.be/tmx9ThFZI0A?is=NF-9wfPpG8OJBx61
good morning
>>156604687goobybdsmcorylonerbobby
>>156609497relax I'm talking mini cakes that form a big one.
>>156604687GoobbaddysandhagenlonerKING
its gon be bad muh nigga
>>156609597i only just masturbated
>>156609597this the kinda salty snack i need
>>156609566me personally? I wouldn't
screwed up the 'za again next time though...
>>156609781>againwhat happened b and why a second time
>>156608830main event starting
pre nap meng heem in big zoot now then a long pre ufc snooze
>>156609850back during my travels i tasted the perfect 'za. i've tried to replicate but never quite succeeded. closing in with each attempt though.
>>156609776why not? Oh no no no no lil bro are you on a...DIET? LMAOOOO
>>156609931craving sweets is a little zesty tbqh
>>156609898what style b my favorite is roman
>>156604687GoobinsPaddyCory SandhagenLone'er KavanaghKing Green
If I was in the UFC id probably just move to Vegas and ask to only fight in the apex or california. Travelling is gay
Going to the 'iquor store to get Baileys, Guinness, and some BUSHMILLS (protestant) to celebrate with an Irish car bomb when Gooby dies.
>>156604687MaxBSDMarioBrandonTerrance
https://youtu.be/6bSwif8KzWI
Proper 12 is good actually
>>156610018life's bitter enough
>>156610223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrxgU8w_5Hg
you cannot congrat about whisky
heem is dead on conor fight daydead sport
>>156610340hes 40 and coming down from 5 years of coke and drinking abuse
>>156605809dat was an illegal stroik to da back of da hed. call da cops. shut up ya little fewl
today gooby pays for his crimes.
presenting the back of your head shouldnt be a get out of jail free card
>>156604687ConnorPimbletMarioKavanaghMckinney
>>156604687MaxPimbBautistaKavanaghMcKinney
>>156610540fashioned for BFC
>>156610501And it isn't. The top refs agree.
Is the heem fanbase most retarded fanbase of all sports? T. New here
>>156610577factual and insightful post
This is america motherfucker, No one even knows what a gazelle is
the early prelims suck
i miss the great unified /zuffa/ threads
>>156610584ufc is a prestigious sport for the wealthy and educated
It would appear Iran is about to be permaheemed
>>156610584>heem fanbasemost of us can't stand each other it appears, what fanbase?
Wait wtf, McGregor is fighting tonight? My Goober? Tonight? The very same? The Notorious?
>>156610284lad. do a steak.
>>156610387B-but the mac is b-back...
>>156610731>doesn't mention chatri and the 4 oz muay thaidespicable hound that you are
>>156610715Holy fucj
>>156610681a whole lot of circus going on todayall of this is plannedjared cannonier
>>156610715daner would have said something b calm down
>>156610785Ahhh shit, ur right
>>156604687Max HollowPaddySharthagenLonerKing
>>156603212let the nigger off his leash so she can have her
THE the notorious? Beast of a peach
>>156610833>paddyprepare to be surprised
Drake bet 1mil on the mac
>>156610584/heem/ welcomes generally a variety of combat sports not just one, ONE's friday fight night Muay Thai, Glory kickboxing and Craig's BJJ is generally only discussed here, the only ''sport'' frowned upon here is Boxing because it's a decision fest
>>156610888excellent and factual postrico wonwon biglyquietquiet piggies
>>156610875I welcome surprises with open arms, my b. He’s going to destroy that frog.
People seem to forget we are in the corruption era. Max is taking a dive for the good of Ari Emanuel and the TKO holding company
benoit has a staph infectionyou can't see it because it's under his shorts
Alexa Grassos bean hole is a toilet for my garlic sauce
>>156604687SmallowayBSDSandmengKavanaghMcKinney
>>156610912the weight depletion takes a toll on serious athletes only a single minded machine like justin or a circus animal like kvatso can do it for long and kvatso famously had trouble now look at paddy the fat disgrace with his stupid chin in the air asking to be heemed, he's no tony but i fear he's about to get tony'd feel free to cap this
the ufc doesn't want conor to win
Struggling alcoholic 10 days sober but surely I have to drink tonight?>England vs Norway >Mcgregor returns
paddy is better everywhere except power
>>156610387>5 years more like 10
>the ufc doesn't want conor to win
>>156604995Sorry mate but could you stop impersonating him.
>>156610968fer sure b
>>156610973What does your wife think of your alcoholism? You said you lived on a farm. Guess its not all roses for you..
>>156610975against featherweights in some regional promotion allegedly whereas in the ufc he has underperformed been awarded a literal robbery and failed to heem his easiest tests
In what universe does McGregor not get smashed to fucking pieces? He is in his 40s and been flat out on cock and alcohol for years
are war criminal gets it done the scouser
>>156610991they probably had to pay goob 50m to get 4m higher gate than the peach of a beast of a fight that was sean o'cuckley vs merab
Imagine how much of a retarded faggot you have to be to think that the blonde tranny has a chance
>>156611002He’s live for a few minutes. He’s longer than max and will always have power. Max’s chin ain’t what it used to be Max by round 3 TKO tho
the most power heem has ever seen
>>156610991conor is on a 2 fight losing streak
ooh i'm finnaooh i'm finna heeeeem
8 would be assassins tried to snipe president gane at ufc freedom 250 but fortunately were thwarted and his demolition of alex pereira proceeded according to plan. thank you for your attention to this matter
>>156611002gigagooby is jacked and min smolloway is not going to have the power at 170
>>156611037>>156611049BSD is slow as fuck. He shoots lazy takedowns. Paddy is very very live to grab a guillotine. I guarantee you BSD will be caught in a sub attempt at some point
does heeming womens vagina count on your record?
>>156604687Max HollowayPaddy PimblettMario BautistaLone'er KavanaghKing Green
>>156610991Gooby didn't extend his contract, this fight isn't promoted at all, it's clear the UFC is praying for his downfall
>>156610991>Jahmal headlined UFC 300wew
>>156611049BSD has some of the lowest fight iq in the sport, he'll make a stupid mistake that will basically give Paddy the win on a silver platter
>>156611090even if it did you'd still be 0-0-1 NC
>>156611087>I guarantee you BSD will be caught in a sub attempt at some p-ACK ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
bsd will smesh paddy while actually taking more damage on topthen he will abruptly start getting the shit beat out of him and get finished
>>156604687MaxPaddySandhagenLonerGreen
Imagine rooting over a smelly French orc
>>156611113yes thats right because i heemed your mother and sister and they count as man vagina
>>156611119SLEEP KID
>>156611002>He is in his 40she's 37. max is 34.
>>156611123Yeah I think BSD mauls Paddy early then tires and Paddy finishes him late 2nd or 3rd
>paddy the tranny>beating the shit out of anyoneHOLY FUCKING KEK
>>156611119bro really had to go back into 15 year old archives to find a vid of paddy being subbed
>>156611100sweet dreams nation is massive
>>156610967I think that Paddy’s young enough to tank the effects of weight drainage, he’s got a couple of years before it begins to take its toll on him, plus we’ve seen BSD fare worse against lesser fighters than Paddy. But one thing’s for certain: we’ll fine out sattaday nite.
>>156611002>>156611149btw gaethje literally just won the lightweight belt and he's the same age as conor
>>156610991He makes the UFC good money still, but his contact is almost up and the UFC want to tank his star power as much as possible before he becomes a free agent and lends his money making ability to another company. On the Ariel interview, Conor said that the UFC are the ones who decided Max would be his opponent, he didn't pick who he'd be fighting, the UFC clearly want Max to win. For this reason I actually hope Conor sparks Max out cold innthe first round and becomes bigger than ever, so someone can piss in Dana's cereal
>>156611149A decade of booze and coke can’t help your chin. Conor’s chin was fading five years ago
>>156611153There's no fighter with that name. IF you meant Paddy The Paddy then yeah he will maul the shit out of Benoit.
>>156611153https://youtu.be/CK93Pgxgztw
>p-please let me suck it Mr. BSD please it's the only thing I'm good for.....
>Paddy The Paddy
Got a bet on garbrandt, is he likely to lose?
>>156611217>you aren't manly looking enough to touch my meng, Patrick
>French special forces
>>156611153
Goobybros, how we feeling?
there isnt a single ranked slovenian ufc fighter
>>156611230God French women are ugly
>>156611233It’s crazy Chandler was like 4 follow up shots from being champ. He had Charles badly hurt
>>156611236Oh we feelin alright
>>156611236out here on the lambo yacht feelin good
>>156611273I remember watching that fight live and thought it was over. A different ref probably would have stopped it
>>156611237Keep coping you mutilated freak
>>156611217if moicano did THIS then paddy can do worse
Dick hard and booty looseConorbros where we at?
>>156611298typical balkan virgin trying to take other peoples accomplishments as their ownface it, your country is nothing and you are nothing
>>156611230why the long face
Poor poor Tranny the Baddy. BSD is gonna completely cave in xher bacon cave
>>156611348paddy won this fight
>>156611339Why can't your women stay away fdom Indoan and Paki daddies?
>>156611372why does nothing that you or your country has ever done or will do be completely irrelevant
Migrate>>156611414>>156611414>>156611414>>156611414
>>156608914Brian Kohlburger Ahh fenotype
>>156611411Oh dear.....the little piglet has to cope with xher country being taken over by brown daddies
>>156603503wow she's more active than Rigo, Guru AND flukas.
>>156608693seriously though what if he gets kicked and breaks his foot again
