Philthies kek
baseball
Had fatass Muncy been a little less fat he could have gotten that double play
hit him in the headdestroy the American leagueheater to the dome
my dad’s brother’s son is a surgeon and said it looks like Caminero has a broken pinkie “at the least”fuck man. season ender
>>156770214catching a rays game, catching a rays game, catching a rays game… the list goes on!
thank god ernie is on 9 so he doesn't get plunked on the thumb or something hereTHIS NIGGA DOOKIE!
Who here /druk/???WHAT A LIFE
>>156770224Which ultimate surrender video is this?
bit of a buzzkill if you think about it
nice throw you FAT FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>156770250you mean your cousin?? wtf
Ump, what you doin back there?
I wish there were more of my Mariners in this game, but they've been playing like bums from bumtown and only that joggin' jabroni, Arozarena is there. Guaranteed if he gets in he ain't sprinting anywhere.
>>156770264I prefer to drink way too much Friday and Saturday nights and avoid alcohol the other 5 nights
Who voted this fucking retarded pitcher in?
>>156770264It's Tuesday big bro
>>156770264I CAN SAVE HER ;_;
>>156770295Lowkey hate Randy Hope /we/ trade him before he goes on a huge slump and loses value
hurry the fuck up, my god
>>156770264I wonder if she is dead from kidney failure yet?
Call stands.
>Junior Caminero has succumbed to his injuries suffered in this year’s All Star Game.Damn F
PINCH HIT YANDY DIAZ RIGHT FUCKING NOW I WANT TO SEE HIM COME IN AND TAKE A BAT TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HEAD
We’re seriously having forever call challenges in the fucking all star game?
lets hear it for the real all stars
i can't fucking believe this shit, im never voting rays players again.no way cami doesn't have a broken pinky
what umpy says GOES
>>156770316Garbage AL umps
>>156770316BEAN EVERY UMP
>>156770316Looked impossible to overturn to me. Ball didn’t impact the glove until Witt’s toe was on the bag
>Big Ben R-ACK!!!
>ricestinky!
>>156770311Agreed. You just know that when he gets paid by whomever next season, he's gonna become a total scrub. Not Rendon level, but bad.
>>156770303That's why it's a life. You wouldn't understand...
I think the Al pitcher should get to bean an NL starter in the hand now, as an impartial fan of a random NL team with no stake I selflessly volunteer Schwarber
Damned AL bum should’ve stayed off my fuckin plate. Home plate is NL territory. Back off or you’ll get another one. Fuck em.
all according to plan
>>156770390>animorphs
FACT: the yankees are responsible for 3 of the 3 runs scored so far. ALSO A FACT: camineiro is being “evaluated for a broken wrist” per Passan
>>156770396His complete half ass effort on defense pisses me off every game
>>156770264Japanese stuff is pretty weak so I understand.
>>156770418He just needs to apply some ice
>>156770408All in favor?
>>156770264I don’t enjoy being drunk It’s purely a social thing for me Alcohol is so fucking overrated Do not understand how anyone can get addicted to it
Kansas Shitty LOL
Cum Shitter lmao
WHY THE FUCK WAS HE ALLOWED TO PITCH AFTER BREAKING ANOTHER PLAYER'S FUCKING FINGERS/HAND/WRIST? WHY THE FUCK IS HE PITCHING UP AND IN IN A FUCKING MEANINGLESS ALL STAR GAME?I WANT THIS MOTHEFUCKER TO BURN. LITERALLY TIE HIS ASS UP AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
dodgers
Things will turn around for the National League when I come back with some popycorn
>>156770441I imagine when you have a high tolerance it becomes like weed where it just chills ya out
Is this the worst all start event out of all the major sports?
>>156770441heroin is much better
Has there been a no-hitter at an ASG?
>heavy weightLmao broadcast calling Schwarber fat
which one of you is doing this
i had burning, shotgun diarrhea today at work. AMA
>>156770459Didn't one of them troon out?
>>156770477Unfortunately, it’s actually the best out of the 4
>>156770477It's unironically the best one, and I'm dead serious about that.
>>156770264Alcohol is bad for you
>>156770477Is that a joke? The only one that might be better is the NHL.
>>156770264imagine how smelly her pussy is with all that beer yuckcomfy lifestyle though (until the chirossis hits)
>>156770441It’s only addicting for shitty stuff like if you want to eat garbage and know you shouldn’t you just get drunk and then don’t care at all. And then the next day when you feel bad instead of feeling bad, you just get drunk again. This is how people become alcoholics also the age old adage “hair of the dog” really fucks people over, it’s gotten me a handful of times but I’ve recently started to cut it down to just the weekends. Still I wish I was sipping some bourbon right now while watching this.
>>156770477No retard. This is the only one where players actually try
fucking fix the mic feedback holy shit fox
>>156770494why don't you properly wash your produce after being adequately informed to do so by the authorities amid this outbreak?
>>156770477dude the basketball one is so bad they just dont even do one anymore.football is doing “skill games” now too.and hockey is doing 3 on 3.baseball is the only one that even does a game.
I swear baseball is the only sport where it’s acceptable for some reason to distract players actively playing with this mic’d up crap, they don’t have to deal with this shit in apehoop or handegg
Why won't Fox fix their microphone issue?
>>156770441I enjoy drinking the perfect amount to listen to music and not wake up with a headache.
>>156770423If I ever sat along the 3rd base side or in Edgar's Cantina, I would boo him mercilessly. Also, here's a truck for the host team.>>156770477It's easily the best. Pro bowl has been garbage for decades, NBA no defense gets played. Haven't watched the NHL one in decades personally.
>>156770459Stay the fuck off home plate, AL scum.
>>156770477NHL 4 nations clears but that's literally it
>>156770477No. NFL pro bowl has resorted to flag football which is insanely GAYYYYYYY
>>156770529its the most retarded thing and i always mute it
>>156770504I'm 6'5", make 180k a year, with a Latina wife I've known since high school, and a kid on the way. I'm doin' fine, WHAT A LIIIIFFFEEEEEEEEE
>>156770473accurate
>>156770494This dude got the diarrhea parasite lmao
>mfw truck poster is in the thread
>>156770494You from michigan?
ernie :-)
dodgers always choke in the ASG
>>156770441I've always enjoyed the taste of beer and the buzz from 3 to 8 beers, but I've never liked being fully drunk.
>>156770555Yeah, I too can just blatantly lie on the internet.
>>156770555nice larp
the ad being played on fox right now is so fucking gay, fuck you america for making me watch this
>>156770555post your pregnant wife's swollen titties or your lying.
>>156770596>>156770600You too, can achieve what you wish. All you have to do, is believe in yourself. I wish you two the best.
so MLB owners don't like sending players to WBC because of injury risk but they're ok with sending them to this?
>>156770620In my mind I'm married to Laufey, she doesn't respond to my DMs though :(
ayo cuh dis nigga named LIZARD-O!
>>156770612America is the reason you have air to breathe.
>the league of Nshameful display
>phillies pitcherexpect another handful of runs
its time
>>156770636why is it called NPB is all the players are asian?
>>156770612>The adWhich one, there are many.
TROUT PLEASE I TALKED UP YOUR RETURN SO MUCH YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL
>>156770647he was already out by the time I looked up lmao
Favorite My Chemical Romance song??Mine is The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
Has there ever been a no hitter at the ASG?
>>156770662The one about the parade
>>156770461blud watching this at a movie theatre
>>156770651the polymarket one in particular really made me asshurt at how pathetic it was
>>156770675This is literally the only one that I know.
>>156770650Nippers
>bill_burr_philly.flacc
>>156770672I dunno nigga
>>156770627The WBC happens barely into Spring Training. The whole point of Spring Training is to ramp guys up so they don't pull hammies. Guys have done exactly that going balls to the wall in the WBC
>the streams still arent working
>>156770653That's what you get for being an Angels fan.I did just visit Angels stadium and for as old as it is, it has character and the food was decent.
>>156770672There will be, when The Miz™ gets subbed in.
Junior KWABinero
hmm, perhaps the NL isn't as elite as we thought afterall.
>no hitter is killGaaay
>>156770672YOU DID THIS
NOOOOO MY NO HITTER
I dont like Joe Ryan wearing black sneakers
>>156770698Angel Stadium is legitimately beautiful. It's needs repairs but it's not bad.Hope you got that big ass bucket of cookies
Why are they playing little sound bites in between pitches? What is this the Savannah Bananas?
That'll cancel the post-game show!
When does Ohtani hit?
>Dave Roberts has to manage a team instead of randomly reaching into his billion dollar bag of contracts>gets rektreally makes you think
I just came back with my popcorn and the NL got its first hit as promised
>leave the AL to me
>>156770696I'm watching on crackstreams RIGHT NOW bro
CMON NATIONAL LEAGUESCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS
>>156770763He won last year
Looks like Junior is going to be ok, x-rays were negative
>>156770804x-ray this bussy
still blows my mind that shoehei didnt make the ASG.did everyone all just assume he was a lock and vote for other people? kinda like how we all thought hillary beat trump and people just stayed home and didnt bother voting for the obvious better pick
Yankees carrying as usual. Just name the league after us.
wonder if the jays can fleece the twins a third time or have they caught on
>hand not brokensee gays? You felt gaped for nothing.
>>156770813His left knee is inflamed and they didn’t want to risk it for the second part of the season
>>156770813hes injured
>granny getting blacked by the dr pepper manWhat an ad
>>156770808kek gottem
>>156770813based ball knower
They're lying. They aren't going to announce an injury during the middle of the all star game.
>>156770813yea people just assumed Ohtani was a lock and voted for losers like Ernie Clement and Ozzie Albees instead out of pity
>>156770813He turned his back on the national league.
>>156770804Oh thank the heavens!
Is "managing" in baseball the most pointless role in all of pro sports? There is no strategy, you're literally just sending guys out to swing a bat in hopes they hit a ball. Its like having a manager for a Darts team or bowling team.
>>156770827jays are unironically in more of a sell position than the twins
>>156770848>finger blister>bicep strain>swollen knee>raging against his catcherhe needs to cut back on the gear it’s destroying his body
We need a team point system that accounts for hitter and pitcher representatives3 pts per RBI2 pts per run1 pt per hit2 pts per K1 pt per out
just put herrera and walker in. lights are too bright for the (((starters)))
>>156770813based hillaryCHAD
is this em ell bee?
Max Muncy has shit in his pants
where'd the game go? rain delay?
This is mad gay yo
>>156770872Clearly you don’t watch baseball regularly. If I were you, I’d look up what a baseball manager does on google
>>156770886I shit myself on the fourth of july, it was awful.
>>156770901gay delay
NL fans and dave roberts are responsible for this
>>156770883this is /mlb/
>half time show in baseballstop
they should have just pulled clips from the sandlot for this
Ray Charles is ALIVE???
THESE KIDS ARE RUINING THE GRASSGET THE FUCK OFF THE GRASS
hmm, but this aint baybow
Jesus this is so tryhard
what the FUCK is going on right now
SOMEONE ARREST THESE PUNK KIDS
Jesus Christ how much fucking pointless bullshit are they going to shove in this fucking game. I don't give a shit about this faggot country just play the goddamn game.
This shit is so gay. Just a giant Reddit larp
Wtf is this?
SANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCESANDLOT REFERENCE>SANDLOT REFERENCE
Is this kino?
>>156770925Is Squints the biggest chad in baseball movie history?
What is it with american sports trying to make everything a spectacle
what am i watching right now?
Nostalgia is for boomers
sandlotbros... :'D
ok they're really over correcting for last year lol
What the fuck is going on?
didn't ray charles die like 20 years ago? this is weird.
lmao the sparklers
Everything MLB does is cringe. Just play baseball and leave the gay shit off the broadcast
If you're gonna have a Sandlot moment, make it the Wendy Peffercorn scene
>>156770961Did you watch the world cup? They did the same shit but with Shakira
Manfred ball is something to behold for how gay this bullshit is.
What the actual fuck am I watching?
This is the gayest thing I have seen on tv
Why is there a concert in the middle of the game?
>>156770970It’s called history and class, sorry no boom boomMusic and twerks
>>156770952>>156770968>>156770981
There’s no way there’s two blind black guys who are good at playing the piano either Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder was lying.
Normal people are patriotic, you fat smelly psychopaths. 250 years. Suck it.
for me its the red carpet
Why is Ron singing the anthem?
Jamaicans invented punk, chud
Don’t worry bros, only like an inning or two left until that meme STAND UP TO CANCER bitAnd as always I’ll reply to this thread>I stand up for Deez Nuts
I tap out, night yall
S O V L
This is what happens when Canada votes everyone in
>>156770972Yes, that was AI Ray Charles
Why didn't they just get somebody who was still alive?
>>156771001Stevie actually was lying, that dude can see
>>156770956sure is
>>156771004I really wanna fuck Cease's wife
I liked it, sue me.
>>156771008I learned that last night ass well
>>156770972Is it some AI thing or a hologram?
>>156771007It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him, Wash.
>>156771028Nobody has talent anymore
Second time watching baseball. Is the national league really that bad?
>>156770990be glad you didn't watch the paris olympics opening ceremony
>>156771002Do you feel inspired to throw your life away for Israel in some godforsaken Middle Eastern desert?
that was so fucking dreadful
>sandlot reference>but charlie sheen didnt get to throw first pitch for the Indians
No one is more embarrassed of baseball than MLB
>>156771004Albies's wife is hot
that was corny but i love ray charles
>>156771004Schwarber’s kids look like clones. Strong genes.
>>156771004God damn. Is Baseball really that unpopular with ladies? Some of these are really grim. My wife is genuinely much hotter than 90% of these basic girls.
>>156771059>mfw check em
>>156770813shohei turned his back on the wolfpac
>>156771061I see way more of her in them
>Entire field SMOKED OUTBRAVO MLB
the fucking field is foggy because of the fireworks
>>156771048>>156771037>>156771022>>156770991>>156770972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlHMQEegpFslearn some ball
>>156771047Your country is not your government, chubby.
>>156771075
Bros, how much worse can Manfred make this game?
>>156771004the absolute state of these 5/10s
>>156771087Does that change what I said that it's weird they made an AI version of Ray Charles to do that performance?
Kinda hate how all the people I care about get subbed out early. They really need to bring back some incentive for winning the all star game
fucking morons run this shit
>>156771104It wasn't AI, it was old footage.
>>156771104i don't think it was AI, it was the studio recording overlaid with old footage.
Im here for this Tigers Nationals matchup
>>156771061>mfw 100% milk fed
>>156771099His goal is to one up the likes of Adam Silver. Would explain why the MLB is just as faggy as the NBA as of late.
>>156771004damn, there's only a handful of babes are they just the only women those guys could find who are okay with getting cheated on throughout the year?
>dingler >Doesn't hit a dinger Fake and AI
>>156771004a living legend
>>156771004>PCA in the leather jackethe drives
Are you using AI to find the answers to the hard questions?
>>156771004They should have made Murakami take one of these with his interpreter
can we finally admit pitching is getting way too dominantthey're turning this into a slurpfest
>every ad is about AI, sports betting or colon cancerLmao these ads suck
>>156771066>Is Baseball really that unpopular with ladies?There’s no way to tell which player will be good. Hoes want a sure thing. You can get that with football and basketball. Not in baseball.
>>156771169NFL gets all the good ads for some reason
>>156771156>literally me
>new barance
why are there so many AI, colorectal cancer, low T, erectyle dysfunction, and premature ejaculation ads???shit is mad uncomfortable to watch with my parents
>>156771104it was footage from the 2001 WS you mongoloid
>>156771004You guys are nuts, I’d fuck all of them
>>156771158I only use it to ask chud questions to see what it says
>>156771169Fox knows their audience
How do I get past the preview pass thing in Fox?
I want to see Bryan Baker come in and throw one at Jordan Walker's hands.Eye for an eye you fucking cocksuckers.
>>156771169modern commercials are genuinely awful i hope nothing but pain and misery for those responsible for producing such trash
>>156771148Kyle seems like the type of guy to get home from the game after hitting 2 Schwarbombs and just bury himself in his wifes big fucking tits
I thought NY had 10s
AMERCIA!sweet...amercia....Godshedhisgraceon theeeeeee-eeee-eeeeee!!
>>156771169>Jamaicans brought speakers to England and invented punk music
>>156771004you would think being a multimillionaire athlete gets you something better than a 7/10
Did the MLB resurrect Ray Charles for the all star game? Holy kino
>>156771188Are you 13? That's all normal stuff. Just don't talk about it.
Oh yeah
>>156771188Baseball is a boomer game. Zoomers get out. But also save the sport.
>>156771188I’d rather see boner pill ads than financial scam ads.
>>156771206She looks like his mom, grim
>>156771188>not watching in your bedroom alone on a streaming site
>>156771227>one of his 13 gfsbased wrobo
>>156771190Only two Id pass is Miz and Trouts girls
>>156771203schwarbased
>>156771190Including the men?
>>156771188Because baseball is still an old white man hobby and most of their cocks dont work anymore.
>genny nukedwhy
>>156771004i fucked her
>>156771004Do you ever get uncomfortable seeing couples and thinking “those people have had sex with each other”?
>>156771188the world is cooked, there is no money anymore except for ai stocks, drugs and gambling
>>156771254idk
>>156771215>she didn't post anything about this being his last all star gameDoes she even love him?
>https://x.com/AyakoOikawa/status/2077151750641873364?s=20Kek Mune told a reporter to shut up after she called the White Sox underdogs and his interpreter toned it down
>>156771254>50 divegrass threadsjanny sleep>one and a half mlb threadNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156771248Irrelevant
This shit is more boring than soccer
>>156771271they're not called jannytrannies for nothin (but I hear that is what they get paid)
>>156771254Probably the shitting/cumming OP pic
livvy still clears
>The Killersbased
>>156771279Soccer just has more racism
ERNIE! :-)
I just realised all these guys are players of different teams, wtf is this shit?
>>156771254I was posting AI-generated images of Ohtani with a BBC
>>156771285erm... test?
>>15677124013 girlfriends! I thought there were eight.
You guys BETTER be standing right now
>>156771188baseball is for whiteys and theyre notorious for having low sexual stamina and weak erections
>I stand up for Deez Nuts
>>156771227she got that soulless stare tho
STAND UP TO IT
>canster
why have fun when you can pitch 97 inside in a fucking exhibition game
this cancer bit is fucking crazy>you vill hold ze sign
>>156771268I love him.
>>156771286Tight tummy’s are hard to beat really
this is the most cringe thing MLB does
This cancer shit they do every all star game is weird. Feels like some money washing ritual or something
CANCER - SPONSORED BY MASTERCARD
HEY GUYS, REMEMBER CANCER?! GIVE BALDY YOUR MONEY NOW!
filthydelphia really is fucking gay holy shit
stand up for mr mastercard shekelstein
>WC ads have bellinghamkanebros... are we... washed?
you VILL hold ze sign.
UPTOWN PHILLYBACK AGAINGETTING A LIL EAST COAST SWIIIIING
I stand up to the cancer killing 4chan
So what meme gimmick next top of the inning?
they made the gayest thing MLB has done for the past several years and somehow made it even gayer, impressive
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
They’ve stood up like 10 years in a row and it’s still not cured
Stand up to mastercarderbationWITH BOYZ 2 MEN
ANOTHER MUSICAL NUMBER!?
I stand up for everyone itt
>>156771370I'm rooting for cancer at this point
do we need blacks for every single musical number?
>>156771357>expecting globohomos to push the white guy as the star
Hi everyone does anyone know where you can watch this? I can't find it anywhere online. Apparently it's not being broadcast in the US itself either?
The world really has gotten so fucking gay since 2020 huh?
CANCER OF THE ASS
holy shit these niggas sound horrible
>>156771004why the fuck does Cease look like Ringo
>>156771394They are like 70 and haven’t had a hit since 1995
>>156771158>>156771195Yes
>>156771391>since 2020try since 2012
commercial to have ad for cancer sponsor to go to another commercial. shekelsteinberg really getting his shekels worth.
>>156770198National league is cooked
>>156771388mlbwebcast crackstreams
>MASTERCARDMASTERCARD>MASTERCARDMASTERCARD>MASTERCARDMASTERCARD>MASTERCARDMASTERCARD
It's been 10 years - can we all admit that the All Star game needs to determine World Series home field advantage again?
>>156771376mah sista, auntie gigishe a fighta n sheeeeit
>>156771305What part of "All-Star Game" did you not catch?
>blow gays
uh why are we going to ad break
>>156771357me boy arry gizza hatty shuve erd it ere furst
>>156771305
>ads>cancer ad>adsfuck yeah America!
>>156771385Black people invented music and baseball, chud.
>>156771391Everything has been for women for at least a decade now.
the didn't even do Uptown Philly
>>156771449don't forget they invented the Liberty Bell and the Declaration of Independence also
>BILLIONS DOLLAR COMPANY>150k donationokay
>>156771254New genny made. I made sure to spell it out as clear as I could for the jannies. I know they prefer polbaiting and off-topic soccer threads, but if they have a bit of kindness in their hearts they will keep this up>>156771387>>156771387
my uncle just went on a SCATHING rant about black people that ended with “this sport was better before they let THOSE people in it”. its dead silent in the living room now. the tension is insane.
philthies "ace" really fucked us, nl chads
Who’s the “mvp” so far?
>>156771495The audience :)
>>156771305They do this once per year and the outcome of this game means nothing
>>156771482Just give him a hug for being based fag
>game is a slurper except for a philthy meltdown in the first inning
>>156771482based uncle
>>156771482>its dead silent in the living room nowYou can post however many variations of this on here and Reddit but it won't change the real reason your living room is dead silent, which is that you're the only person in it
>>156771495dodgers
why these dudes always grabbing their dicks between pitches
>>156771460>Everything has been for women for at least a decade now.True. The men are watching re-run oldies channels like Turner Classic MoviesAnd the boys and manchilds are just playing vidya by and large
is this actually how he spells his name? i never noticed before.
>>156771516I literally fell asleep and missed a few innings
>>156771533You would too, if you had one.
>>156771495the advertisers
>>156771482>Not watching the ASG alone in your office on your second monitor while you play an RTS or 4X title on your PCwhat the fuck are you people doing
>>156771533homosexual signaling to other players that their bussy is available
>>156771542He is the son of Will.
>>156771533In baseball you have to cum as well as cross home plate in order to score. Pay attention when a player crosses home for a run, the umpire will go over and check inside their pants to make sure they ejaculated.
>>156771516At least we have horrible advertisements for chatbots and spy goggles.
>>156771550kekuna!
>>156771522...have done fuck all
and nothing of value was lost *soifaces*
he's carrying the nl
>canadian stream>blue jay fan depicted as a jeetI thought it was just a meme
>>156771533I used to do this a lot, keep a half-chub and it feels good against your tight baseball pants
>>156771460>>156771537Do you have a girlfriend?
>>156771495we judge it on entertainment value right?
being a big homo is a time honored baseball tradition
>>156771598Absolutely uncalled for.
I thought the NL was supposed to be good
>>156771495Nobody other than Bellinger have done shit so him I guess
>>156771495Ryback
why dont they just hit homers
>schwarber as harper's vice presidentother way around desu
maybe the real alls tars are the friends we made along the way
>>156771595Canada is literally India 2.0
>>156771598just have your dumb little feminist melty without all the pretense and setup questionaires
>filthie shitting the bed is why we're losing>i know, let's send out another filthie
Please beam harper in the face
That's my Banana Baller!
dumbass
nice innings cadeguards underrepresented really
Why is the NL so poopoo bad?
>>156771614>>156771650Well, do you?
>Harper getting umpraped in the ASGphilthy kwab
we're relying on dodger and philly chokers
>>156771679blame the phillies
>>156771516Dylan Cease mic'd up during his outing was kino
this shit has been fucking 70% ads so far get on base retards
Philly fans ruined the ASG by stuffing the ballot for their shitty players
Phillies 0-5 with 4 Ks
>>156771679too many doyers
at least we aren't getting one CSed NLbros
Feels great to have a stream with zero pharmaceutical ads
>>156771417Thank you.
>>156771679not enough dodgers
>>156771700I stopped watching when there were teenagers riding bikes on the field
>>156771700Magnavox invented a box that auto-muted TV ads like 40 years ago but got sued so hard the tech never ended up going mainstream. Damn shame, that.
bazzbros...
>>156771745I should have. Going to take the dogs out
>>156771745Really? That's when I started paying close attention.
AndCrown thy goodwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith brutha hooooooodfromseato...SHINING SEEEEAAAAAAA
maybe pitching has gotten TOO good
>named hunter good man>elected to team of men that are goodBRAVO MANFRED!!
>>156771757
When is Mune batting?
Wtf another interruption? This shit is so gay
wrobo fucks ya
>>156771783They were saying that in the early 2010s when there was a solo no-hitter every week. At least now they can't go past 6 innings.
TRANNY
Wtf is that
BRO WTF AGAIN
>another anthemcome on bruh
This is Miss America? Wtf I've seen cuter girls working at Walmart
Hilarious that /sp/ swore that the NL would win this easily lol. Do you guys ever get it right?
>>156771828wait is it actually a tranny or just ozempic face?
reminder: the all star game is used to condition audiences to the broadcasts of the futureall games will be like this in 5-7 years timet. oldfag
>>156771842they're losing on purpose for entertainment purposes
3 YUP3 dowwn>nother credit card skit starring unlikeable subhumans
>>156771745That part was literally the only time they had white boys on the field as their sympathy kids because they had to replicate the sandlot set in 1960s america.
How many years will the strike last?
NEVER LET PHILLY HOST THIS SHIT AGAINTHEYRE SO BAD AT IT
holy bogged
>miss america 2026>it's just a half plastic old goblinawe used to be a proper nation...
Andy Pages fucking suck
I'm a fat poorfag and I routinely fuck girls hotter than that bogged Ms. America
>83% of the match in>only scored in the first half-inningMaybe this semen slurping sport isn't for me
if the AL scores 1 more run i will post the N WORD in all caps.
Weight loss drug ad right after god bless America lmao
Are they going to rig so we get another kino tie breaker moment
gaylanta kek
fuck you manfred
>>156771886Wtf are you talking about. Your beloved soccer has games end at 0-0 and 0-1 all the time
>>156771891I didn't see one of those anon.You know those ads are served up by your local Fox affiliate, right? Probably they were targeting your local market...
Damn it, Rasmussen was suppose to pitch with Rutschman catching
should have started wrobo over christofraud sanchez but philthies fans would have chimped out and thrown batteries at roberts
The Mariners and Rays throw off the uniformity by not having gray tops anymore.
this is a slurper among slurpers
>0 runs scored in the past 7 inningsI don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>156771952The Angels straight up retired their grey road uniforms but Trout still wore it today
That fucking N filthies pitcher ruined the game
glad the streams didnt work so i didnt have to suffer thru this semen slurper
Turns out having a game where both pitching staffs is filled with the best pitchers in the world leads to a low scoring game
this is the mighty NL, huh?
how can the catcher "appeal" to first and third for check swings and that not count towards challenges?
Been a long day bros, saw the AL score all their runs but seems that nothing else has happened since
>>156771990>best pitchers in the world>sanchezgood one
>>156772020Boyz II Men and Miss America and the ghost of Ray Charles came out and sang a song though
philiies went 0-5 with 4 Ks, gave up 3 runs, and got walked off in the derby
>>156771967Yeah I think they are technically still in the rotation. Nike made everyone trim down to 4 jerseys, and the Rays and Mariners decided to ditch the gray entirely.
>>156771961>>156771955our new flag frens are all gonna leave :(
Murakami is going to hit a homer with Vargas and Peters on base next inning.
>>156771909At least in football we have exciting plays all the time. In this game we only had 6 hits
>>156772071Based Sox hopepiller
why cant arraez not act like a nword
>>156772064day of the rake can't come soon enough
>>156772050It's the most jewish thing in the world. How does Boston no longer have a navy jersey that says "Boston" for road games but still wear the red jersey that says "Red Sox" on the road. Get rid of the City Connect bullshit
HELL YEAH LATZ!
DUMB STUPID STINKY NATIONAL LEAGUE
>>156772100nerd?
The official adult diaper of Major League Baseball!
The blue jays girl in that commerical was so fucking cute wtf
>>156772131this looks AI
>>156772071
>you get your dodger dog?
>>156772145What makes you say this?
THAT'S MY BOY!
This game fucking SUCKS!!
Pete “Check Em” Armstrong
We get a inning hanging out with PCA
>>156772152She looks like she eats her hotdogs the long way
Put in Verlander to give the NL a chance
Anaheim IS greatEven PCA agrees
VARGAS
former doyer miguel vargas just CRUSHED that ball!
DOYER ON DOYER CRIME
>>156772167>she
THATS MY THIRD BASEMAN
>>156772167we eat our dogs horizontally here
>>156771828>>156771830>>156771837>>156771844i checkedit is a womanmarrying the 1 white guy in the nba
>doyers
they're calling it the worst ASG of all time
w-wrobo...
/nu/>>156772198>>156772198>>156772198
White Sox bros
can the diversity commentator stop saying cuba? or does he get paid every fucking time he mentions cuba?
>doyercacas
Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
GO SOX
>>156772207Mune also homer next
>>156772200It's really bad lol, last year was awesome.
>>156772145Typical National L*ague propaganda.
this sucks.
>>156771783MLB Pitching has become like NBA scoring.
>>156772148Trout-niki kek
This is the worst shit I’ve ever seenAnd there’s been some absolute soccer slurpers
BABY WE WERE BOOOOOOORRRNNN TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
>>156772200Many are saying this
>>156772305Gayest """""musician""""" of all time.
>>156772185Well then she definitely eats them the long way.
>>156772064 I'll give baseball another chance with the Phillies vs Mets game thursday
>>156772354migger seethe detected
>varland gave up a hitson I am disappoint