Fat Money (Unseen Since '31) Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>156829881
>>156861221>>156861250Nabbers and Shishi in the lead. Hell yeah, just as keikaku'd.>>156861612Over 9000 hours in photoshop.
>>156862342Cheers to Shishi!
make fun of me and Ill prompt you out of existence
>>156862376Is that bart simpson
>>156862559
>>156862559Based Ura.
>>156862571>shishi>marvel>hardly any pokemon or dbzWell I like it ;-;
>>156862571>Based taste: Dan, Ryuden and Chiyoshoma>Good taste: Oho (other than wan piss), Ura>Gay rapist taste: Asakoryu
Is “none” based? Or lazy
The wind is blowing,Only the strong can withstand.Yet no one lives through.
>>156862754La bestia de Melitopol
>>156862559>"movies"
>>156862571I did a thing, please clap.
>>156862885lmao
>>156862559>>156862571As always I kneel to Ura.>>156862708>>156862723Oho has the same taste as me 20 years ago (and now still) (wan piss was actually a good manga for the first 30 or so volumes)
>>156862571crosseyed shishi marvel is so funnylaugh every time I see it
I believe in a Kitaharima Sandanme Yusho
Yamato pulled some serious shenanigans today
>>156862885kek
Sumo has promotion and relegation between divisions like the English football pyramid?
>>156864626yes, even if you're injured, every match matters
>>156864626Based on your performance in the last basho you move up or down the rankings charts. That's all.
Asahifuji coming up soon. My asshole is puckered.
Absolute fucking specimen.
>>156862288Prize money is set at 70,000 yen per unit, with the number of envelopes corresponding to the total number of units. Of this amount, 10,000 yen goes to the Sumo Association and 60,000 yen to the winning rikishi. However, half of the rikishi's share is withheld until his retirement.70000 yen = 431 dollars
>>156864803Paul McCartney once offered a cash prize to promote a new song of his.
Omw to ozeki, after that, prime japanese pussy
>>156864988This but Shishi
>>156864872If some company wanted could they have banners run before a 2nd division match? Or is it top level only.
Huh, apparently /ourretard/ has been dealing with shoulder pain for like a year and just slammed painkillers to get through it, and finally had a surgery to address it, likely a factor to why he's starting off so well this basho.https://hochi.news/articles/20260716-OHT1T51417.html
someone who isn’t me may or may not be watching with a pair of binoculars and may or may not have noticed a bunch of rikishi arriving by taxi via the back gate right now.
>>156865087niceI will keep an eye out for you, binoculars-san, enjoy the basho
purple kimono guy just arrived it looks like they’re carrying a huge bedroll over their shoulder
Manlet bros....
Yeah, I'm thinking this is Enho's last basho.
>>156865109thanksI would post photos but I remember what happened to Shia Lebouf and I don’t really want trouble
>>156865082>You're NOT supposed to be in constant pain??that is so shishi
just bullied him out
Wow aqua green kimono guy is hugeHe’s just standing outside the back door looking huge
Slap the tiny man小さい男を叩け
What the fuck was that Hitoshi?
>>156865162>Wow aqua green kimono guy is hugeIchiyamamoto or Kotozakura?
>>156865162Watching Sumo breaks your sense of perspective, even the manlets are fucking huge dudes compared to regular people.
That was like a store brand version of Yoshi v Dan from yesterday.
>goes to post in thread>stop just before I get there>turn around, walk away>casually scatter some salt in my path>slowly walk back>exhale and slap my face a little>postshey guys
>>156865294Just a fantastic post anon.
Asahifuji continues his slaughter in makushita
>>156865325would someone even dare to henka him?
>>156865332He doesn't seem fast moving enough for that. He isn't a blaster, he wants to turn every match into a belt fight which he knows he'll win.
>>156865204dunno I was looking at him through 10x50 binoculars and couldn’t see his face clearly. He was wearing goggle-type sports eyeglasses though. I think he might be a lower ranked guy because he was helping unload other guys’ cars for them.>>156865220Yeah after a few more guys arrived and I could see them side by side it appeared he wasn’t all that tall, he was just wide.
Holy shit, Shirokuma is on a fuckin' tear
>>156865294>casually scatter some salt in my pathAre you a large handful kind of guy or one of those pussies who only takes a small pinch?
>>156865363
>>156865362>He was wearing goggle-type sports eyeglasses though. I think he might be a lower ranked guy because he was helping unload other guys’ cars for them.I am not familiar enough with who does and doesn't wear glasses. Seems strange they'd be in mawashi helping like that but who knows. A lower rank guy would probably not be in a colored mawashi as far as I know.
>>156865386this was outside the back door of the arena on the taxi stand, so they’re technically in public and I don’t think they wear mawashi in public.I often see the lower ranked guys on the way to and from the arena and they’ve always been in kimono whenever i saw anyone in public.
LMAO
now kids, thats how you should never lose, lmao
at least that was entertaining
?????????????????????I'm fucking sorry?
Nice one bozo, it aint over till its over, that's why you confirm the push-out
We /dancing/ now
Tamawashi trying his damndest to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Old man into an epic slapstick-bout.
Say "Hakuho"
>>156865385
>>156865452KWAB
>>156865044If the point is to advertise, it would make the most sense to do it in Makuuchi, where you'll almost always have a full house. Still a lot of empty seats until the tail end of the Juryo matches.
>>156865044I don't think the Sumo Association would refuse, but I have only ever seen prize money in top class.Usually, prize money comes from companies. It is rare for it to come from individuals.
What an odd reason to delete a post. You made it worse if anything.
Damn that little dude is a fiend
damnit I hate when I glance to the side for half a second and miss the whole match
Do the do Juryo first and then Makuuchi?
and now the tv cut to a video feed of Nagoya port which is probably the location in the city that is farthest from the sumo venue
>>156865570Baffling question.
>>156865556This happened to me, I heard it start and I alt+tab'd in to see it and it had already ended
>>156865578Consider this is my first time watching, please excuse my newb questions
>>156865592https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxThe matches start at the bottom of the banzuke and work their way up, with the last matches being the Yokozuna.
Did we have a Pokemon gyoji this basho?
does the Ukrainian guy’s outfit have an AI slop picture of a flaming tiger?
>Starts fights before his opponent is ready>Enters the dohyo before his name has even been calledFujinokawa is the avatar of impatience.
>>156865592Just watch this: https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumoAnd you'll be a pro in no time
>>156865662I was already watching it. The answer to my question was yes, they do Juryo bouts and then Makuuchi. I've never watched this entrance before it's hype as fuck.
>>156865678Just remember that sumo isn't a sport, it's a religious ceremony performed in order to entertain the gods so they bring bountiful harvests. Dark spirits lurk in every corner waiting to ruin things for everyone. There could even be one in this thread right now.
>>156865693What's the story with that special routine they do I've seen people post here with the arms out and clapping and other interesting visual movements
>>156865706The story is it's tradition so they just do it.
>>156865693It's me, I'm the evil spirit. Shishi made a deal with us to Zensho-Yuhso just once before being cursed to be an eternal lower-Maegashira.
>>156865720Based
>>156865722I'VE GOT A FUCKING SHIKO FOR YOU FAGGOT
>>156865693>Dark spirits lurk in every corner waiting to ruin things for everyone. There could even be one in this thread right now.I think you’re being unfairly prejudicial against dark spirits.
>>156865722ix-nay on the owing-blay our over-cay
Gonna be funny watching Abi try and nodowa Kazuma.
>>156865706watch these videos https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/sumopedia/
>>156865706Like many things in Shinto a lot of it is to do with cleansing. Clapping your hands draws the attention of the gods, raising your leg and stomping it down is called Shiko and drives away evil spirits. The one hand outstretched while the other rests on the belly while doing Shiko represents offense and defense respectively. You hold your arms out palms-up and then turn them over to show you aren't hiding any weapons. Salt also drives away evil spirites and is throw into the ring, you'll also see some wrestlers scatter a bit of them on themselves for good luck. Higher-ranked wrestlers also wash their mouths with water, which is another purifying ritual. The routine functions as a warm-up and focusing exercise to get you ready for the fight. Generally speaking you get more time to do it the higher division you're in. You stare down your opponent to hunt out any doubts and get even more focused don the match.
My favs are Atamifuji and Kotoeiho. Kinda like Kazuma too.
>>156862571>Kirishima : noneChad
When's the last time the Makuuchi intro video has had zero kyujos in it?
here are your Futagoyama fangirls bro
I wonder who will be the one to finally topple Asahifuji.
Kazuma, Kazuma
>>156865860Apparently he's beaten Kirishima in training. A single loss below Juryo would be a disgrace.
He always makes this face like ''ugh man i can't wait to go eat''
>>156865889damn that was a long one
>*finn clicks the X to close the reply box*
Kazuma bros... Why isnt he just walking forward!?
>>156865911Hes just like me.
Life's like a katsu: one is breaded and the other is fried.
back to juryo kazumabros...
>>156865926I think he's paranoid about becoming reliant on using his size to win and is overcompensating.
>>156865950Well then he'd better learn how to grab the belt
Starting to get worried that Kinbozan is gonna kachikoshi bros.
The ogre has arrived
Henka incoming btw.
OUR RETARD
/OURRETARD/
RE-TARD CLAP CLAP CLAP
OUR OGRE
>Doesn't fall for manlet tricksHe's so good
Manlets, when will they learn?
Yep. I've seen enough. Shishi is winning this whole fucking thing.
Easy dub for based retard
Shishi yusho
Kazume loses, Shishi undefeated, wtf is going on
someone tell shishi to tell onosato that it's okay to get shoulder surgery, maybe he'll listen to a fellow fucking retard
>shishi 6 and 0 on day 6
I can't wait for Shishi vs Aonishiki
>>156866040Once the fight between them ended in Shishi's favor, he transferred the ogre genetic memory to him so that the troglodyte race will be victorious no matter what. KK on day 8 into a sanyaku member breaking a leg or some shit to affirm the sacrifice to the dark spirits.
>>156866059they merge and become aonishishi
>>156866069Not shishishiki?
gwan lad make em go fuckin backwards
>>156866099Depends on who tops
>Shishi>四死>Four Deaths
abi henka incoming
Abi can't contain his homolust
IS THAT GUY FUCKING RETARDED
that was just a street fight by abi
Premium fatslap.>>156866159Could've sworn I saw Asanoyama roll his eyes after the 2nd matta.
>abi is so washed he can barely throw thrusts without toppling himself over
>>156866069>>156866099whoever cums first chooses the name
Another match with yuusho implications
Does a 15-0 winning run ever happen?
hell yeah
SHISHI IS THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE
SOLE LEADER
SHISHI IN THE LEAD
>>156866205https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Yusho.aspxCtrl+F "15-0". You'll quickly remember the name Hakuho.
Wakanosho is kill
fujiryoga just killed him
BRING THE AMERICAN-SIZED WHEELCHAIR
If you don't tab out for this injury, YTA
>>156866239I feel like it needs a theme song when it comes out
Looks like a break?
>>156866205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNFbyfmKV8
Maybe the old plasma gun injuries in his back got reopened by the slaps
>>156866236I wanted him to lose for the Shishi sole leader, but didn't want him to get hurt. He was having a good basho. It sucks.
>>156866257 Seems like it was his foot or his toes that broke there.
>>156866242chat, we're not showing the injury out of respect or something. that's a ban for asking.
Listening to midnightsumo makes me wanna beat the shit out of him, he's such a bitch
Kachi Clash just got blown WIDE OPEN
>>156866270looked like twisted knee to me
>>156866279Kazuma is singlehandedly ruining it for everyone.
> ...Shishi won, sir. He's leading the race now.
>>156866274The only time I hear about the faggot is when you people bitch about him in these threads. Watch ahenka/avoiding the henka on kick or shut the fuck up
>>156866292>Bring my fainting chair. It's over.
>>156866234Holy shit what a beastLooks like it's pretty rare, only every couple years
>>156866303calm down dumbass
>>156866274There are half a dozen other people you can watch by just searching on twitch alone, stop being a retard.
>>156866279Save me, tiktaalik rosae... save me from this bullshit...
>>156866287They just said it was his right knee twisted
>>156866234at a glance, there hasn't been a Maegashira zensho yusho yet?Shishi breaking all the rules
>>156866274why do you watch him then, there's plenty of other non-faggot streams. I don't get it why so many people watch shit. He must be botting.
>>156866328Horse, Aonishiki, Hakuoho, Asanoyama and Abi for me
>>156866308We don't have any wrestlers capable of going 15-0 right now. Non-mindbroken Onosato with two good shoulders is the only one who could do it.
>>156866351His stream is easy to find.
get henaked
Wow, they've made a Roga match interesting.
Jump jump jumpGet henka'd get henka'd get henka'd
>>156866375just shows how many people on twitch are retarded.kick streams:
>>156866360It's sad to hear that guy used to be good because the guy I've watched so far is a total jobber
>>156866308On average, yes, but there are gaps where an entire generation of rikishi don't have a single guy who's so much better than everyone else that he can actually stand a chance of winning all 15 bouts. Almost every single one of them was, or shortly thereafter became, a yokozunaThe sad thing is, and I guess this depends on your perspective, that there's nobody right now who looks good enough to do that again. It's hard to imagine the last two 14-1 earners, Kotozakura or Onosato, pulling themselves back together to make that kind of run happen another timeWe didn't know how good we had it with Teru and his fucked up knees...
>>156866395stop. you're going to get mbovo banned again. delete your post.
>>156866396Calling Onosato good is an understatement. The former record for least basho from Makuuchi debut to Yokozuna promotion was Wajima at 15. Onosato lowered that to 9. Fucking 9. He's the only rikishi in history to have two yusho in his Ozeki run.
>>156866423Yeah, just a year ago it looked like we had a new dai-yokozuna in the coming, Japan's saviour, but then injuries happened and they've been managed about as horribly as possible, plus now it seems like he's in his own head when he's on the dohyo tooShit's grim now
>>156866399very few people watching historical events know they're watching historical events. Enjoy the ride.
nice toss
>Stomp the evil spirits away>WinIt's that easy.
Really wish Ura would get a new pink belt, that one looks so awful. There's a brown stain on the back of the ass part.
>>156866478He looked genuinely impressed that he got out-Ura'd.
Who the fuck is that on abema?
>>156866511the one, the only, [japanese soap opera guy nobody knows]
the ol’ gg no re shove
>just falls down???
Nice bit of trickery by Papayasu there
lol that was a goofy end.
The Jomon man marches on.
>>156866511Sadanofuji
>>156866531and now NHK has switched to the newsalthough it’s probably just a pause
> ...You've already fallen.> Nani?
so yakuza fixing is back
>>156866581Don't be mean to Shishi like that
>>156866581you think the yakuza WANT shishi winning??
>>156866395>kicklmao
>>156866619The cia is blatantly forced the JSA to let him win.
>>156866624What about it?
>>156866638kick is for chuds
>>156866624you serious?you can avoid ads on kick.on fucken twich ads always interrupt when the fight starts.so yeah, you are a retardo maximo fatballo
>>156866638Twitch for broccoli haired kids who stream while going 180 in their corvette
Fuck yeah Daieisho, reclaim your S1e throne.
>>156866656>He can't get around twitch adsNGMI saurkraut.
>>156866656streamer chooses when ads roll. he does that on purpose lmao
>>156866684Ads are played automatically after a set amount of time. You can get around it by running them manually before then.
>>156866652what does that even mean
> it's 2027 > check the banzuke > Sekiwake 1 West Shishi
>>156866694>Ads are played automatically after a set amount of time.I am a partner, you run them manually lmao
>>156866702It means do what that poster wants or he'll insult you again.
it's not about ads, i dont get ads on twitch, but there's no non-fag sumo stream
>>156866694no ads on NHKthe guy who comes to your house is annoying though, I just gave up and started paying them
Last basho was Kotoshoho's first ever KK in the joi in 6 years at Makuuchi level, and all it took was everyone better than him to go kyujo. He's getting his ass Oshoma'd back down to the depths.
Meatball vs. Giant Slayer
The moment it looked like Kotoshoho might actually be good, he started getting shit on, unlucky
Itami Ozeki run restarts here!...
Eat shit matta faggot.
Atamin 13-2 Yusho!
terunofuji whispers: "Don't fall for manlet tricks..."
>>156866713He's not a partner but an affiliate, they have to run ads once in 30mins minimum or have preroll ads enabledbut I doubt you are a partner since that requires at least 75 concurrent viewers
>>156866794>nooooo you cant be faster than your opponent!!
Speaking of Teru does he have plans to be a shinpan when his elder rank isn't negative?
Wakanosho ACL
>>156866817he's in jail man
CLASSIC DAN
Oh no
Okay but actually though can Aonishki get that brown spot removed? Its so gross looking.
>dan limpingOH NO NO NO NO NO DANBROS
that fat motherfucker is bendy jesus christ, where is his center of gravity
Kirishima looking unimpressed
Dan with the risky wins
if dans arms had touched the ground there would it have counted as a loss?
Imagine if Dan gets to 10 and goes kyujo for ankle surgery.
>>156866894Yes
>>156866894Yes. What he did could've easily backfired.
>>156866898it's smart but a sumo wrestler would never do that, too much pride
>>156866894>would it have counted as a loss?Yes, if the gyoji had spotted it.
>Ukrainian wonI’m so fucking mad
>>156866912Meanwhile Oshoma scooping up a handful of clay v Takanosho last basho.
76th Yokozuna Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren
The other day someone posted a webm here of a yokozuna doing the opening ritual dance clapping and showing his palms etc. it looked like historical footage and it was hypnotising. I can't find it in the archives anywhere. Can anyone repost it if they know what I'm talking about?
>>156866927>if the gyoji had spotted ityes, "IF the gyoji had spotted it" carries a load bearing IF.
Why did kiri keep walking forward? He wanted a goodnight kiss.
>>156866949If the gyoji didn't see it, the shimpans would almost certainly have caught it.
>>156866912They've got five judges sitting around the dohyo with the Rikishi's ankles at eye level; they'd catch it.
This may surprise you guys but Gonoyama is about to go forward, if he doesn't then he probably lost the match.
>>156866973Go watch Oshoma v Takanosho from last basho. Nobody caught that and I have no idea how.
>>1568669246-0 is a good start but he will meet tougher opponents from now on
why is there a geisha in the audience
Why doesn't a rikishi just pull out a gun and shoot the opponent as a kimirate?
sekiwake kotozakura
hell yeah gonoyama
>>156866973uh huh, and they said onosato lost last night too. Only the second time that gyoji has been called wrong in 2 years. Sure, I believe it.
Every time I want Yoshinofuji to win he loses and every time I want him to lose he wins.
>>156866989Why not?
take those titties and get out of here
zak is such a mental midget
>>156866995Japanese flab folded wan mirrion times would protect them from any bullet.
>>156867016He's just a broken body.
>>156867005>onosato lost last nightYes he did. It was the right call.
>>156866985Yeah it’s nothing personal, just my own casual racism
>>156867005Onosato's position was irrecoverable because his opponent put him there. Doing a high jump to buy time didn't change that. Onosato lost, fair and square.
>>156867023As others have mentioned Shishi had been dealing with an injruy. Hes ranked a little lower then his skill level so hes getting some easier wins to start. I do hope he keeps the good start momentum up and finish with 9 or 10 wins.
>>156867012I’ve lived in this town for 20 years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a geisha here I saw a guy painted up like Demon Kogure walking down the street once but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a geisha outside of Kyoto
>>156867019he has the titties to perform...but isn't lactating when he needs to. If you catch my meaning...
I don't buy that Dan is injured. When he was shoot injured everyone ran through him to the point that people thought he was 'figured out'. He's wrestling every match like he owns the place, his ankle is fine.
>>156867056I think something's bothering him because he was grimacing a little after winning yesterday too.
Imagine the mental damage if Hosh has to wrestle Shishi and Dan back to back and loses to both.
>>156867068It's possible it's just tender and not something major. He was pretty spry after that pull down.
Lmao Haku not giving a fuck about Hosh's stare.
Just eat the damn orange
NOT SO FAST Gyoji
Monoii to reverse that shitty call. Gyoji should be drawing his dagger already.
That fucking grin lmao
HORSE SHIT POO SISTERS?
Hosh lost
I think thats going to be a rematch.
gyoji will seppuku
bought and paid for gyojiseppuku now
>>156865539I use google translation when posting, but it translated the text to mean the exact opposite of what I intended, so I deleted it.
Kek Hakunofuji was smiling
get that gyoji to seppuku
BACKDROP SUPLEX
>>156862571why are their taste so bad?
HORSE SENT TO GLUE FACTORY
HORSE HAS BEEN TAMED
Hosh friends... M-maybe next basho....
gyoji you have dishonored this sport. end your life.
inb4 gyoji sudoku
>>156867116it was a reasonable mistake in that case, they should let him get away with stretching out his wiener and slicing a couple cm off the end
The kinboshi machines can not be stopped
kinboshi dispensed
>>156867056I'm pretty sure he lost balance due to his injured ankle when he lost. His ankle is certainly isn't really stable.
>>156867118Yeah the rest of us understand, just that one guy is complaining for some reason. Don’t worry about it.
>>156867153He always loses to Yoshi, I wouldn't use that to try to confirm an injury.
We can turn this around Onogods
Onosato might actually kill himself if he gets henka'd and loses.
>>156867160>is complaining*complainedIt was two and a half hours ago. た not ている, LARPer.
>>156867168it’s two different japanons dude, I’m a gaijin, the other guy apparently is not.
>>156867160Thanks. I have to study English more.
seeing Japanese people here is weirddoes 2ch have sumo threads
>>156867176If the other poster was actually Japanese they'd have no way of knowing whether their post was correct English or not. And that's before touching on the topic of how "top-level" and "top class" mean essentially the same thing but the deleted post was better.
there you go fatboy
12-3 I believe
Onosato has been studying old Onosato clips.
There ya go Onosato, keep that up.
The mindgames did not pay off lol, still just walked forward
>>156867192bro I’m not criticizing you, it’s fine, don’t worry about it. Let’s just watch fat people slap each other.
we're so back onobros
I figured the DAWG was going to go down the obvious route of double matta - henka but I can respect running into the brick wall instead.
>>156867214Didn't someone else try that on Onosato a few days ago and beat him? I think it was Yoshinofuji right?
>>156867240Fujinokawa unironically did a better job of resisting Onosato's charge than Hiradoumi did.
Hiradoumi should be much better than he is, when you watching multi-stable training sessions he's constantly being called out by Hosh and Kiri for match after match.
This is the current race. Say something nice about the- what the FUCK?!
>>156867329
>>156867329The white caveman marches on
>>156867329Happy to see Daieisho up there again after the injury.
>>156867329Hohol marches on.
>>156867345There's still time.
>>156866908The whole point of the technique is that you loop your arm into the throw so you don't touch the ground first. It's not some kind of high risk hail mary. He's literally never failed it by touching the ground first.
>>156867329If he can beat Daieisho tomorrow then I'm actually going to be scared.
>>156867329KING OF THE RING, SHISHI
>>156867329Didn't catch the matches today, what a shame Wakanosho took his first loss but he's still well in the race.
>>156867503Yeah, but him leaving on wheelchair, he is probably out with that knee.
>>156867557was it his knee or a concussion?
>>156867591Looked like his ankle or ACL, but I didn't watch close enough to see any pops. It wasn't a particularly gruesome injury, hard to see what happened really.
I this Mitakeumi's last basho in Makuuchi? He's 33 now and doesn't seem to be getting any better, just tapering off.
>>156867670You could say the same about Meisie, he's struggling in Juryou... could be they're just struggling with the usual Nagoya heat and humidity.On the contrary, fucking caveman Shishi is doing great.
>>156867728Shishi looks way heavier than 164kg.
/etc/init.d/daemon stop
>>156867730
>>156867591>>156867601Is this the guy who was in the really savage slapping fight and then was down on all fours for awhile and they put him in a wheelchair and took him away? The NHK announcer later said it was his right knee, I think he said it was twisted but i can’t go back and check because it was on live TV and not a stream.
>>156867860why does he have the same phenotype as onosato?
>6-0
>>156866995I've been saying forever they need to let moriuraura bring a single shot revolver into the dohyo to make it fair for his opponent
I don't believe Dan will be able to get 5 more wins with that injury. But hey, happy to be proven wrong
>>156865811Do you think he held her up by the throat while he fucked her?
>>156867329C L O W NLOWNB A S H O
Asahifuji has really powerful throws. Throwing his opponents like sack of potatoes
fuck it, white boy summer
trying to find updates on waka but of course it leads me to shit hole ledit and the first stuff I see is doomer fantasy posts.This is why I ask AI and will never stop, people online are terminal retards who want to feel important.>AS A.... rabble rabble rabble
>>156870840>This is why I ask AI and will never stopexcellent bait post
If Onosato still has a bum left shoulder how come we haven't seen anyone really take advantage of it?
>>156871088>dashboard
If Hakunofuji wins today, both yokozuna need to retire.
Thread is against the page 10 ropes.
based Yamatou again
>>156873419Feed that boy more chanko!
>>156867329うれシシです!
Aonishiki has got to stop doing that stupid move. His back is gonna snap.
>>156866708>it's 2028>check the banzuke>Yokozuna 1E Shishi
>>156865452Is doing something like this is as "dishonourable" as henka?
>>156875274>Its 2048>Check the NSK website>Shishi is rijicho
What's the point of watching now that Shishi has solved sumo
>>156875979Shishi lost to nabakingme
Lets be real, Shishi is gonna turn that 6-0 into a 7-8.
>>156873464No! Yamato clearly needs to stay thin to develop his boa snake technique.
>>156876101I can see him finishing comfortably with a 9-6, he's looking pretty good but he hasn't faced anyone I would consider a real skill-check for him. He could run into a situation where he's a little too good for the bottom half of maegashira but not quite up to the single digits, I'm interested to se how he fares against the sanyaku.
>>156875253looks sick though
>>156876101>doubting shiGOD
>>156877345>After being discharged from the hospital, he rested in his room for about a week, and was only able to resume sumo training four days before the first day of the tournament.These guys are always overtraining. The resting probably helped as much as the surgery.
>Shishi is doing a little too well, lets put him up against some top guys like Onosato and Oho
>>156877886Probably, like how you can't hit PRs at the gym every session, you gotta take a week or two off first. Reminds me of how Luke Littler barely if ever actually practices darts at this point and yet he's still the uncontested #1.
>>156877886The roids help with the recovery
>>156877884Was watching a compilation of Hakuho and saw one of his finishes very similar to this: https://youtu.be/FkNFbyfmKV8?t=95but he ended up winning despite jumping out
Tonight Shishi completes a clean sweep vs Aomori prefecture. Is this genocide?
>>156876516>he hasn't faced anyoneI learned that on /sp/, especially the world cup - whoever is winning hasnt faced anyone. Whats the IQ range on this
>>156878013It's all about the timing. Onosato has won while doing that before, but the fatso went down before he crossed the rope so it was fine. Surprised they didn't rematch it though honestly.For bonus viewing, here's Hoshoryu's uncle pulling off nonsense against Kotozakura's father.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQmg_0FnJkFYI Hakuho only became so great because Asashoryu was the mountain he needed to scale in order to win anything at all. Once Asashoryu was "nudged" into retiring Hakuho had no competition besides the walking oatmeal cookie that was BASED Harumafuji.
Such a god damn disappointment basho after basho.What's the god damn point of having 6 titties if he doesn't USE them?
>>156878218How do you leverage titties besides OnlyFans?
>>156878218He should've skipped a tournament to try and get healthy. Although maybe he's not confident that he could get the 10 wins he needs to get repromoted.
>>156878218Zak's goal isn't to yusho, it's to see how long it takes to load up so much abuse on his knees that they finally explode like the second coming of Hiroshima & Nagasaki.
>>156878213Yeah. I really meant to say there was nothing wrong with Onosato's strategy just that he didn't manage to pull it off rightAlso>Asashoryu>in January 2003 he became the first Mongolian to reach sumo's highest rankIs Mongolians kicking ass in sumo a recent phenomenon then? I'm not surprised at them being good at it, but more at them not always being good at it. Also I see this guy is Hosh's uncle. I love how close knit sumo is.
>>156878292Maybe he's hoping that his knees exploding will turn him into Teru 2.0.
>>156878213>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQmg_0FnJkThat is insane. He's basically levitating
>>156878213Asashoryu has to be most entertaining Yokozuna ever, right?
>>156878317Kinda, it used to be that no foreigners were allowed in Grand Sumo, and then it was 1 per stable, and then Akebono became the first foreigner to achieve Yoko rank, opening the possibility for others. Mongolian wrestling (Bokh) is extremely similar to Sumo, the bottleneck of 1 foreigner per stable is what keeps the Golden Horde in check.
>>156878419>1 foreigner per stableWhat the hell happened back here in Oshima, then? This was decades after the Pacific Islanders started showing up
>>156878317Foreigners making Yokozuna started with Akebono in 1993. Since then there's been a good number more gaijin than nippon Yokozuna. In fact, of the last 8 Yokozuna, 6 have been Mongolian while the other two were Kisenosato and the prodigy whose career he killed.Also some more bonus lore for you. Harumafuji was fucking BASED and the JSA couldn't handle his hinkaku. Here's the BULLSHIT "violence scandal" that forced him to retire.>Three Yokozuna (Hakuho, Harumafuji, Kakuryu) go out for a meal with friends and other wrestlers>During this meal Hakuho the GOAT gives a young wrestler some advice on his fighting>The youngster completely blanks Hakuho and gets out his phone>Harumafuji asks the kid what the fuck he thinks he's doing when the great Hakuho just gave him some personal advice on his sumo>"bruh I'm messaging my gf"And then Harumafuji stood up and smacked that little shit so fucking hard it ended his career. Fucking WORTH.>>156878398Chiyonofuji and Harumafuji must've been incredible to watch because of their smaller stature. They won by simply refusing to lose. And Musashimaru treating sumo like American Football.
WHY NOT US?!
>>156878466The 1 per stable rule wasn't in place until the nips realized that their stables would be full of mongolians and samoans if they didn't do something.
>>156878213>>156878397God, I miss Asashoryu's gesticulation. His Yokozuna Dohyi-iri is unmatched.
>>156878466>What the hell happened back here in Oshima, then?The exact reason for the limitations on foreigners.
>>156878528Never seen so much aura in a dohyo-iri before. It's not just the performance but the sheer unquestioned dominance of the man performing it. You HAD to take him seriously compared to Hoshoryu who evil spirits openly mock.
is there anything unique about this dohyo like uhh what was it, Kyoto is slippery?
>>156878466Canada were you the one who posted a webm of some old footage of someone doing the dohyo-iri a few days ago? Please post again if it was you, otherwise ignore.
>>156878397>TorinaoshiBullshit, he won outright in the first round. Beautiful throw in the second round though.
>>156878515>>156878568Right, and I get that, but I guess my more precise question is what exact point did they make the swap from no limits (back?) to one per? Because they were still doing it a decade later. I assume it was from the trio of Uncle + Hak + Harumafuji, but it's hard to look it precisely up. In any case, they put up with the attempts to fish for the next foreign roper for decades up until that point
>S̷h̷i̷s̷h̷i̷ ̷w̷i̷l̷l̷ ̷n̷e̷v̷e̷r̷ ̷r̷e̷a̷c̷h̷ ̷m̷a̷k̷u̷u̷c̷h̷i̷> ̷S̷h̷i̷s̷h̷i̷ ̷w̷i̷l̷l̷ ̷n̷e̷v̷e̷r̷ ̷g̷e̷t̷ ̷a̷ ̷k̷a̷c̷h̷i̷-̷k̷o̷s̷i̷> ̷S̷h̷i̷s̷h̷i̷ ̷w̷i̷l̷l̷ ̷n̷e̷v̷e̷r̷ ̷g̷e̷t̷ ̷m̷o̷r̷e̷ ̷t̷h̷a̷n̷ ̷1̷0̷ ̷w̷i̷n̷s̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷a̷ ̷b̷a̷s̷h̷o̷> ̷S̷h̷i̷s̷h̷i̷ ̷w̷i̷l̷l̷ ̷n̷e̷v̷e̷r̷ ̷w̷i̷n̷ ̷a̷ ̷b̷a̷s̷h̷o̷ ̷ <-- You are here>Shishi will never reach Ozeki>Shishi will never reach Yokozuna>Shishi will never marry the daughter of Japan's emperor and become high warlord of the rising sun
>>156878497I've read quite a lot of stuff already about various scandals in sumo with behind the scenes violence and stuff, hazing and whatnot. Part of me thinks it's nothing, part of me thinks it's JSA being overly fussy with regulating behavioural standards, and part of me thinks it might sometimes go too far.
>>1568787142002 was when they adopted the one foreigner per stable rule.
>>156878740imagine that cottage cheese ogre splitting nubile royal loli like a log
>>156878746So anyway, here's Tomokaze shoving a sake bottle up another rikishi's ass at Kisenosato's stable.
>>156878746Harumafuji's only error was being witnessed by someone outside of the sumo world and having his shenanigans end up in the news. Same with the hazing scandal that killed a trainee; if nobody died, it would've been swept under the rug.
>>156877345what happened at paris
>>156878714That can't be, because Kasugano had three foreign-borns in 2007, and in the January basho the two they had were both only from their own stable. Unless Koreans were an exception or somethingIt seems like it wasn't Uncle, but definitely could have been after Hak's yokozuna promotion, because from everything I can see there're no further cases of having more than one foreign-born per heya from that point on (aside from pulling guys in from other stables for various reasons)
>>156878817Two ugly fat men penetrating someone with mosaics everywhere. Just like my JAVs.
>>156878841derp, meant to reply>>156878760
>>156878841When did they join up? Anyone who was part of a stable before the rule was grandfathered in and wasn't forced to transfer or anything.
>>156878860Oh I only just noticed that Tomokaze has two legs in that picture.
>>156878841There are a few exceptions to the foreign quota. The most common one is when one stable folds and all the rikishi go to a new one; the new one is permitted to have multiple foreigners if both they and the folded stable had one. For this it's better to think of the foreigner limit as "you can't recruit a foreigner if you already have one." The second most common is rikishi who were born outside of Japan but don't count as foreigners because they had Japanese citizenship or some other familial connection to Japan prior to joining. For this, while the JSA talk about ensuring sumo culture and blah blah blah, really it's more a legal case when it comes to the burden of handling immigration for someone who can theoretically just up and bail at any point, or even get arrested and kicked out, and is something that all Japanese companies deal with. The third exemption was that existing foreigners were grandfathered in, which obviously doesn't apply anymore but might have still applied back in 2007.
>66.6% of the rikishi at Kataonami are MongolianAAIIIIEEEEE HAKKAKU-SAMA SAVE ME!!!
>>156878885I don't know if Tochi would've counted, but in any case I looked into Ri, and apparently he joined for maezumo, got naturalized, and then was considered "Japanese" on the banzuke. The Russian was absorbed from another stable but it was the Korean that threw me off. I was under the impression you couldn't even be in maezumo and just had to, like, hang around at the heya or just wait until you could Become Japanese to even show up there, but maezumo's presumably not directly ON the banzuke>>156878932Also possible that, as both of you mentioned, Tochinoshin might've been grandfathered in enough for them to let it slide until the Korean got citizenship. In any case that was the sole exception I thought I found, so problem solved. Thanks lads
>>156869014Which injury
>>156878826>if nobody died, it would've been swept under the rug.
>>156878996The Korean was allowed in as reparations.
>>156878841Ri (Tochinowaka Michihiro) was born and raised in Japan, so he wasn't considered a foreign recruit but a domestic recruit from Hyogo. Not sure why sumodb records his shusshin as Korea considering the JSA doesn't do that on his profile. https://sumo.or.jp/ResultRikishiData/profile/2960/
>>156869014He wasn't injured.
>>156879094We just gonna ignore his strapped ankle?
>Kirishima is on course for the same 12-3J 14-1Y pity promotion that Kisenosato got:/
>>156879180That last bout was clearly painful. Whether he exacerbated it or not, we'll see.
>>156879268Don't underestimate Kiri's ability to job to random maegashitters.
>>156879094It's been talked about quite a bit every single day, his taped up ankle is bothering him and he's not been using it freely.
>>156878497>>156878826Harumafuji was also a victim of Takanohana's attempted coup of the JSA cabinet.
>>156879268Kisenosato's promotion run was better than Hoshoryu's.
>>156878817> Then, Takamasa-michi sat down on the floor, spreading his legs and exposing his anus. Kirinryu held his legs down to keep him in that position. Then, Tomokaze shouted "Set!" and shoved a bottle of sake up Takamasa-michi's anus. A few seconds later, as soon as Tomokaze pulled the bottle out, Takamasa-michi thrashed about, crying "It hurts! It hurts!" probably due to the effects of the alcohol. Seeing this, the sumo wrestlers burst into laughter. Tomokaze then forced Takamasa-michi to hold the bottle in his mouth and poured the sake down his throat. Takamasa-michi stood up, beaming with a wide smile, and for some reason gave a thumbs-up with both hands.So it was all consensual. Yeah. Nothing burger who cares.
>>156879648If you can't butt chug and then go ass-to-mouth with the lads, are you really a sumo wrestler?
onokatsu kazuma
kinbozan dewanoryu
asakoryu shishi
nishikifuji daiseizan
asakahuryu takerufuji
asanoyama abi
fujiryoga wakanosho
mitakeumi tobizaru
chiyoshoma roga
shodai wakamotoharu
ura kotoeiho
>>156880355Deserved henka for the uncalled matta
takayasu oshoma
fujiseiun ichiyamamoto
daieisho churanoumi
takanosho kotoshoho
atamifuji fujinokawa
>>156880421Papayasu still knows some tricks
oho aonishikiyeah definitely uncomfortable on that ankle
>>156879554It unironically wasn't. A strong 13-2JY into a 12-3Y with Hosh dominating a three way playoff was a fine promotion. Big promotions hinge on a flashy finish. Lots of Ozeki runs end on a yusho for a reason.
kirishima yoshinofuji
>>156880527Stop posting, we all saw this shit 15 hours ago.
gonoyama kotozakura
>>156880527You missed the congratulatory pat on the shoulders Kirishima gave Yoshinofuji after it was over.
>>156880541Learn some manners, start with using utensils to eat and not your hands.
milking Kotozakura
hoshoryu hakunofuji>>156880567oh damnit i meant to grab that
>>156880622nigga you don't have to do this there is a youtube channel that shows all the matches https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-video/videos
hiradoumi onosato
>>156880582
the ono shuffle>>156880648sumostats has them too, but it doesn't take much more time than watching the highlights and it gives the thread something to talk about other than schizophrenia
>>156880648Gonna drop a fat one on you here lad, but Natto is back on Jewtube.https://www.youtube.com/@nattosumojp-x1b
>>156880727oh shit
>>156880567kirishima yoshinofuji v2
>>156880727>>156880774The quality is kinda dookie doe. I'll just keep using his secret site
>>156864803>However, half of the rikishi's share is withheld until his retirement.5/6 as of last year. 10k in the envelope, 50k in the account.
>>156880516>It unironically wasn't.It unironically was.People put waaaaayyyy too much stock into Hosh's playoff win. Beating two maegashitters back-to-back is not more impressive than beating prime Hakuho twice in two yusho. Not to mention that Kisenosato beat 2 other yokozuna and 2 other ozeki (one being a future yokozuna). Meanwhile Hosh only had to get past Onosato and Kotozakura.
>>156880727>>156880774>>156880904That's not Natto. There's always a few pretenders every basho that reupload the videos from his site onto youtube. They'll inevitably get banned before the basho ends or not long after.
>>156880930Prime Hakuho? 2017? Fuck off lmao Hakuho Prime was 2010, his 63 win streak. By the time K*senosato grew the balls to "rope" Hakuho was already waning.
>>156880503>yeah definitely uncomfortable on that ankleJust hit it with the toradol injection and it'll be fine
>>156878397Why cant Hosh just do this...
>>156881006Even if it was the waning prime of Hakuho, are you seriously going to argue that *checks notes* Oho and Kinbozan are better wins?
>>156880648I appreciate being able to peep at them here in the thread and easily save ones I want to.>No what we need is LESS posting on this websiteretard
I dunno this is kind of a semen slurping sport with how they don't allow injured wrestlers to rest and get healthy when they get hurt
>>156866337Consider Brille.
>>156881209>at a glance>down in the 1950fuck you, Akebono
>>156881133The best two dudes in the basho back to back when you're the guy who had the least rest time is way more impressive than an uncontested 12-3.
6-0 Shishi.What the fuck is happening
>>156881376Come one, come all to the July basho!
>>156881376he discovered that if something hurts you need to heal it and got shoulder surgery instead of doping up on painkillersalso it's week one and he's at the bottom of the division
>>156880781KUSANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
>>156881400>also it's week one and he's at the bottom of the divisionI'm scared.
>>156881347Winning uncontested is better. The fact that the best two dudes in the basho are career maegashitters just means the other sanyaku shat the bed.>least rest timeEvery single wrestler does multiple bouts in practice back-to-back. Rikishi are expected to have that much cardio.
>>156881479And yet Hoshoryu was promoted to Yokozuna while you weren't. Curious!
>>156881501But we're not talking about me. We're talking about Hoshoryu and Kisenosato. Do you have any arguments as to why 2 wins over maegashira are better than 2 wins over the greatest rikishi of all time plus 2 other yokozuna & ozeki? Or are you too busy sucking cocks?
This entire argument is why sumo needs an accurate Elo rating, because you stupid idiots deserve something that dumb for your stupid arguments
>eloholy cringe
>>156881617What sumo needs is for the zuna ropes to be like WWE title belts.
>>156881599Takakeisho was denied rope because a 12-3JY wasn't good enough. There's your proof.
>>156881424>July '25, Fishy yusho>July '26, Shishi yushoI would enjoy that poetry.
>>156867416Sure he has.
>>156881679Takakeisho's 12-3JY's were denied because they weren't considered high level yusho-equivalent, as he fought no or only one ozeki level opponent. Kisenosato beat multiple ozeki and yokozuna opponents, ergo his JY was considered sufficiently high level.
Daisho getting a talking to for that late as fuck shove on Yamanobe.
new thread>>156882404>>156882404>>156882404
>>156878466>In August 1992, five of the first six Mongolian recruits in professional sumo snuck out of their training stable at night. They fled to the Mongolian Embassy in Tokyo and requested to be sent home. The grueling, isolated lifestyle drove them to escape.
>>156878497>Foreigners making Yokozuna started with Akebonostarted with Taiho
