no previous>>157121191
Retardrd tranny freak.
ye you thought that little goblin simianov was off the juice because some bitch in vegas said le please stop le cheating before your next fight in a country where they le don't even test for roids mark ass bitch. FUCK YOU NIGGA
well, time to fuck my fat ugly girlfriend
>>157133754think of me fuken pooing as you do it man
BUT REDDIT, HE GOT A LE SUSPENSION FOR ROIDS LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO, HE'S LE NATTY NOW
punk ass
>>157133748>>157133792>>157133748Mad chink.
Dustin didn't pay the cost to be a boss that's why he is flying commercial lmao dumbass nigga ruined his entire legacy
>>157133806no I bet on temirov KO there were several american FAGGOTS arguing that he'd be off the sauce for that fight like ufc suspension means anything when they just tell you to fight somewhere where you won't be tested
dustin couldn't even win the bmf
Getting racail is a sign of defeat. If yuo get racialized with typing then you got butthurt and mad. When yuo sre racist I actualy win. Food for thought.
BRO HE WAS LE POPPED FOR LITERALLY EVERY PED IN THE BOOK, AND THE UFC SAID "HEY KID COME FIGHT IN ABU SCHAUBI" AND THEN HE WAS LE CLEAN AND LE REFORMED
Ben Askren lost faith in atheism and is a God guy now.
Will never respect a thong sandal wearing fag simple as
THE UFC GAVE HIM A SUSPENSION (the same time he would've taken between fights anyway)
Even suga Sean flys private just how bad is Dustin with money
dustbin was making 200k to show against the janitor how could that nigga be broke
>>157133898>Even suga SeanSean was a champion, Dustin was a journeyman. Simple as.
>>157133915never beating the swampman allegations
What happened to Dustin's hotsauce
>>157133934like everything else he does, a scam
BRO HE GOT LE SUSPENDED IN LE VEGAS FOR LE STEROIDS (he was booked to fight in abu schaubi literally in the same amount of time he was gonna take anyway)
>>157133954commisions? in abu dummie?don't think so, bapa.
The pigmy people? Bro people in Louisiana can't even read, karma is really a mirror
>>157133943Jolie needs a new pair of tits!
Jolie needs a real man to bend her over, I'm the king of the swamp baybee
>>157133954who?
>>157133994rhesus simianov
Colby was simply too pure for the UFC, law of attraction
VLADIMIR SAVE ME
REDDIT THE LE UFC LE TOLD HIM TO STOP LE CHEATING (they booked him to fight in a co main 9 months later)
Candians run /weem/. Fuken candy asses
lots of white women screaming for this boring jigaboo in poofl do americans really? ??
Something off about this guy
whos the roider he's spamming about
>>157134095rhesus simianov I gave you enough clues nigga are you brown and on welfare ???
HE WAS LE SUSPENDED FOR 6 MONTHS NOW HE'S LE CLEAN IN LE ABU SCHAUBI
Bans aren't real.
If I pissed hot and popped a 6 month suspension I would simply delete my cookies and toggle airplane mode
LE NON EXISTANT COMMISION SUSPENDED HIM FOR ALL THE STEROIDS HE'S LE CLEAN
>>157134127Banned off /pol/ rn going to respect it since they aren't gay like here and ban you from the entire board
>>157134211I mean site
My dick is thick. I dont care if I havent weemd snyoen. I have an thickness that makes me feel like an man.
IM AN JAILTON ALMEIDA AMERICAN MONKEY AND I BELIEVE IN LE STEROID SUSPENSION THAT CORRECTS ALL BEHAVIOR
>>157134220Yeah the janny here is a massive cock sucker, he's constantly sucking my cock
I mouthed off to soemone today and they took my bilzzare form dairy queen and threw it at me. I dont have an shower until tomorow. Could use soem support.
>>157134304I've never had someone disrespect me in public ever, and I've worked in several high traffic jobs, it must be because everybody knows by my spiritual aura than I have a huge meng and could heem them, or I just don't live in a city with non-whites
i DIED in a TOILET accidenti CAME BACK as POOso you wouldnt be aloneI'm unheemable yeah
dana should suspend conor for complaining about the results after he signs on for his next fight. even if he had a way to appeal it would be an optics nuke for netflix
>>157134246Same. Reminds me of how /o/ and /fit/ went to shit just some tranny janny Jew banning anyone with SOVL amirite
IM AN ANMERICAN MONKEY AND I BELIEVE IN DRUG TESTING, STEROID MONKEYS ARE JUTS BETTER THAN ME
HE STOPPED LE CHEATING BECAUSE AN HR LADY TOLD HIM TO
now that Temirov is a turbo manlet steroid monkey for sure, they say he got busted taking heart pills
OH REDDIT BTW HE GOT BUSTED FOR ROIDS, HE'S LE GONNA LOOK LE BAD BEING NATTY IN LE ........... ABU SCHAUBI
who revved him?
Who is the LeBron James of UFC?
Gf is going to Walmart to get white claws and snacks
>>157134434several amerimonkeys days ago who were seriously arguing that temirov was going to show up off the sauce because he got a le suspension
>>157134438ian garry
IM A DERRICK LEWIS, WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN EATING, LIP SMACKING, JIVING ASS MONKEYMERICAN AND I BELIEVE IN DRUG TESTS
>>157134456Youre an lucky man. Eat her pootie tang as tha ks.
HE GOT BUSTED FOR ALL THE LE STEROIDS HES LE NEVER GOING TO DO THEM AGAIN IN HIS HUT IN MUSLMISTAN REDDIT, ARE YOU A LE RIGHT WING CONSPIRACT CHUD?
If Magomed can put together a couple more wins like that he could start looking at a number 1 contender matchup some time in 2028
I remember my first kokanee
BLACK RAPBLACK B-BALL BLACKED PORN BLACK THOUGHT PROCESSamerimonkey legacy
>>157133841gane spoke of this
>>157134513Nah I don't do that but will be having wild sex later
I remember when I did so much meth I started peeling away my skin because I thought I felt parasites tunneling around
>>157134630who's the lucky guy b?
>>157134643bahahaha BTFO
>>157134636Used to sell it and stopped once I realized I was selling death, worst drug I've dealt with ever
fight in the phone booth
HE GOT BUSTED FOR EVERY P.E.D. THAT HAS NIIVER BEEN CREATED, HE'S GONNA STOP BECAUSE THE POOFC SIGNED HIM FOR ANOTHER FIGHT IN A PLACE THAT DOESN'T DRUG TEST!!! IM AN AMERIMONKEY AND I APPROOOOOVE THIS MESSAGE
>>157134643>>157134646I have had more sex than Dennis rodman in the 90s and easy
>>157134672rodman has handled many mengs, i'm not sure what you're getting at, respectfully.
>>157134650you already know but damn youre a scumbag. glad to have you in the fight game
>>157134650Nah it's not really that bad
>>157134672Group sex? Easy. Intimacy? Earned. Time to grow up kid
BEASTmal
HE LE STOPPED LE STEROIDS BECAUSE... BECAUSE.... LE POOFC SUSPENDED HIM FOR A LE MONTH
I got drunk and ate an very hairy japaense vagina in a Roppongi club bathroom in 2008. Weird loife.
If John Pork DMs your girl, she's going. Trust.
>>157134720I got drunk and punched a whole in the wall in 2016, and 2017 and 2018, really weird how that is
>>157134698Agreed I'm 30 years of age now sex to me is nothing more than just another conquest and victory over feminism
>>157134459>>157134565>>157134666>>157134503Ayo man I said this days ago. Why you gotta be like that to yo Temirov tho? He's still ya ppl at the enda the day. He still reppin they asian. Why cant no asians ever get in on a little juice like the resta us? But he also tested clean now so i think he good.
>>157134736casual sex is a victory of feminism, kind of like how cockhold heemed costa
>>157134744ni hao nigga. watermelon.
>>157134732Hoenstly? I woodnt fuck with yuo
>>157134747Luke hit Costa with a shot that would have put most to sleep both my boys and sad to see them pot against each other but Costa tanked that shit
It's clear to me, scientifically, that rockhold just decided he wasn't going to get heemed vs. costa, like he just decided in his head and it became so, whichc however makes me think that being heemed happens before the fight ever starts, respectfully
I HAVE ABANDONED MY BOY
And Luke went out like a real one at the presser telling it like it is
I cant fight but I know an lot about fighting. Thats my personality in my firebd group and I get respect.
>>157134828Same but I'm built like Tom Hardy so no one has ever challenged me despite me running my mouth
Dustin Poirier's back to street fighting my nigga?
>>157134828yeah I see red and am jacked and taiwanese too
>>157134851Based. You get the benifits of being an fighter wothout dedicating your life to fag shit like grapling men all week in tarining. Guys like us have it figered out.
I've been drinking since the card started eastern stnanart time, rezepeckifully
THEY SUSPENDED HIM FOR STEROIDS FOR FIVE DAYS, CALL THE COPS !!!!!!
>>157134879What yuo been drinking b
Gf just got back from Walmart with the claws and snacks about to head to the pool see you virgins later
UFC 331 confirmed fights:>BMF Belt: Charles Oliveira vs Arman Tsurukyan>Flyweight title fight: Joshua Van vs Alexandre PantojaOH MY they put the real title fight as co main over the participation title
>>157134901mostly cheap ass candada ice with canada dry peach mango, all canada baybee
>>157134908if I had a gf who fetcehed claws and snakcs I'd heem her wholes so bad she'd be aphraid to leave, respectfully
>>157134921Based PatriotChad
>aphraidHoenstly? Inspiring
>>157134953yeah I'm a linguist, if I went back to nrman england I'd heem the inventors of niglish. ph or f, fuck you nigga
Ive been looking into magnets and my heems have gone way up
PFL is on btw
best race in sc2?
>>157134981Good looking out.
Why are Brazilian fighters so obsessed with Israel? Is it an evangelical thing?
PFL banger going on
To be fair you have to have a insanely high IQ to understand powerslap
>>157134981card is worse than pfl africa tier. thad jean? give me a nigga named nbumbo ngumbojebele strait off the plantation an full of roids not this lacrosse bro
>>157135034but I just had a good time with BKFC
>>157135045the ride isnt stopping yet, hop on. Tyson Pedro fights next
>>157135023yes evangelicals preach heavily in third world shitholes that are christian and can't read because they aready have the US and every little shithole evangelical church is a CIA station, essentially, respectfully
The thing about brazzas is they are so fucking ugly they are simply not marketable even Alex barley passed the eye test because he beat a prime Izzy, so two mad ugly guys fighting just isn't it
>>157135023>tf>tp
>>157135035I can attest to that
>>157135090>>tf>>tpLiterally only Milei cares about Israel here. Argentine fighters aren't praising Israel.
>>157135085The poofc will thrive on Magomed Magomedaliev vs. Magomed Usmanov going five rounds with a combined fifty signifigant strikes and gays will cream for it
LE HE LE GOT LE SUPSENDED LE FOR LE STEROIDS LE IM LE A LE MONKEYMERICAN
>>157135085why do you think they were pushing Dulatov anon, look into it
more like Dulaschaub
What the fuck is spammy revving about?
>>157135117you think its gay cuase that's what you eould want if you were under a man. a good dicking. real men dint accept a bad position. you live by an inverted moral code
poolatov got told to pull out because bookies were offereing basically free money on his KO1 at plus odds all week. Redditors talk about projects but never mention stuff like pulling wellingmeng shartman out of a three year retirement to face the great white (brown muslim) hope.
Team Slamdaddy defeated Team Topiglet.
Personally I dont use steroids but have no issue with others ruining their body at their expense, for my entertainment. I encourage legal cheating
>>157135183im not spammy its unfortunate that the amerimonkey brain can not realize what I'm spitting, you guys should be used to being spit on, respectfullly
>>157135208care to translate this french canadian
>wizard of mixed martial arts >tyson pedro
>>157134713As Taqiyya permits, especially with MMA being so important to Muslims in their war, they have no problems establishing many webs of lies to continue juicing. For any PED they take, they will also have a Russian doctor in their pockets who will prescribe them something that is researched and known to cause you to pop for the same substance.If you're taking (z), you get prescribed (x) because something in (x) is either known to have properties that can either pop for (z), or (x) and something else (y) are known to give off a 'false' positive pop for (z). This is the simplest way to always have an alibi, a the very least, to convince them that it was an accident, and you will get suspended for only a 6 month instead of a 1 year or 2 year suspension for "knowingly" cheating.That's not even counting that even in the mountains of the brazza, the fighters have connections to the government and are being tested by 3rd party Russian agents. Even if they weren't bought, if you watch the Islam Makhachev training video, he shows even for locals, it takes a HOURS to travel up the treacherous mountain road to their facility. Often the roads are blocked by trees and boulders lol. So if you knew an agent was coming by word of mouth you have well enough time to flush everything out and stall for time.
>>157135201If you've ever trained MMA seriously you'd know it's not really possible to pursue without steroids. If you're sparring and drilling seriously the recovery needed is massive. Either you're sleeping 18 hours a day with perfect nutrition or you're taking "supplements". One weird grappling exchange can ruin you for weeks.
>>157135228N-no Islam just popped for the same drug that got all of Russia banned from the olympics b-because his doctor accidently uhhh... you see he got sick after his first loss and if he didnt take it he would have died! And it was an accident too but also he didnt really take it.
>>157135235amateur wrestlers dont need to use :)
>>157135188Guru talked about this.
Chills...
>>157135228Oh I know. At least the USADA/WADA had some vague notion of transparency by posting who they tested and when, and really the only thing that came about from that is that they tried to ruin Jerry (pbuh) by testing him three time a week while most of the roster went unstested. Now guys basically only get busted when they fight on a US card and are retarded, and we're supposed to pretend their testing agency is sending a guy in goatfuckistan to temirov's hut to check his bunghole, yeah right
>>157135235you dont train bro
>>157135271retirement fight for Mr. Damage
alright that tko is one I will choose to remember. great elbows
>>157135274>>157135235OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157135274no not now but I did trane seriously for a few years. I'm not trying to be a spiteful prick but the guys I knew who were actually fighting were on roids, that's it. If you roll with a guy who decides to yank a joint you're facing days of recovery, I've still got nagging neck injuries from bjj and I've played contact sports all my life with no issues
>>157135309try that with me im sending your ass to the deep waters
>>157135330im gonna spitefully wade those wadders b, and you're gonna cry for your monkey uncle
>>157135344be careful, youre going to be submerged in the deep waters.
>>157135096Doos name is literally "subhuman"Kek
why is jean silva in israel?
>>157135391
THE LE POOFC PUNISHED HIM FOR TAKING ALL THE LE ROIDS BY BANISHING HIM FROM FIGHTING (for the same amount of time some muslim roidmonkey takes anyway) AND PLACING HIM ON AN ABU SCHAUBI CARD
UROS MEDIC VS DROD LETS GOOOOOOO
>>157135404what in the fuck is this?
>>157135418>UROS MEDIC VS DROD>Druid in a main event in 2026
>>157134393>>157134376>>157134241>>157134195>>157134113>>157134055>>157133954>>157133885>>157133843>>157133792U good lil bro u seem upset
HE GOT PUNISHED FOR ROIDING BY BEING BOOKED AT A REGULAR TIME IN A PLACE WHERE THEY DON'T TEST FOR ROIDS
>>157135434Israel vs the World, July 27th
>>157135459wouldn't expect an amerimonkey to understand, you submit to roidmonkeys like they are god. I'm simply shoving in your face that even when a roidmonkey is exposed nothing happens. you're a nation whose religion is the roidmonkey, die, respectufully
Dana is selling wolf tickets
>>157135418Bro this tatted up Latinx los Angeles California guy was in jail so crazy xD
>Canadian talking about others doping lol
So what do we think of Chanco, the Blue-Eyed Brazza, Temirov, and Saygid?Also, seems like Ankalaev has a free lane to the title. Don't see anyone in the division beating him. He's so clean. People are too scared to even throw because of his counters.
>>157135488GSP is natty he was just bullied as a kid which is the best base for mma
>>157135490I think you need to kill yourself b gun be real
>>157135488post america's natty white champ who heems black pussy plz
>>157135490Dude...read the room. Talk about girlcock or fuck off
>>157135497GSP was fighting in a time before the UFC did real drug tests, took a massive break when they started doing real drug tests, and has obvious signs of steroid use like the HGH gut
Dilbert vs mallot was such a dive it left a permanynad taste in my mouth
>>157135510Seanathan Strickchud
no one remembers the dustin poirier bodycam footage anymore
>>157135513actually it was JUSTy Hendricks who was roiding
good old main event compared to ufc
>>157135510I can post 3 current ones
>>157135525by what I've seen sean likes girlcock, respectfully
>>157135530What are you talking aboutIGBBMN is now a normie meme and it's caused the Nigger word to lose it's taboo
Candians run heem
>>157135534mmm, not true
cleanest fighters in ufc history are RDA and Hendricks
>>157135538>girlcock/?can you explain what this means exactly?
>>157135542shut the fuck up pussy ass nigga
>>157135554a girl wiht a cock, there's never been a clearer meaning
>>157135553niggas be like >hendricks only hit hard because he juice like okay but everyone else be juiced too back then but aint have any KOs like him
Gilbert belongs in prison for that dive against mallot
>>157135577except for girls dont have cocks thats why I'm confused
>>157135581hit like a truck b
>>157135531I know you Canadians aren't too intelligent, but they were both roided to the gills
>>157135595heard it bowth ways b, don't make me call the cops
>>157135595You're not being accommodating to xer's identity and xe is having a dysphoria meltdown. please be understanding
name one (1) bigger falloff in the history of MMA
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/1157082-ufc-fight-night-kody-steele-vs-gauge-gee-money-youngKody Steele alert!
>>157135626BJ Penn, GSP, Tom
>>157135626getting a tattoo of your girl is very retarded
>>157135642which one of them has a gorilla tattoo on they arm
>>157135660Gsp has that on his shin
>>157135626
the better question to ask is which one is a gorilla and which one believes he's a gorilla, respectfully
>>157135595Fuck you
plenty of combat is live
>2026 is more than halfway over
>>157135732>toms still out
>>157135732So whut dat mean foe sweden? Yuo guys used all your sublight and now you got an half year of drakness??
>>157135732soon 2027 will be halfway over
IM A BONOBO ASS AMERIMONKEY AND I BELIEVE ALL MY NiGGAS ARE NATTY
>>157135743its already getting a lot darker depressing as shit b
>>157135732Good.
you get a gf like this if you manage to get a bjj purple belt
I'M AND AMERIBABOON AND I BELIEVE THAT A FOOTBALL NEGRO WOULD NEVER CHEAT STARTING AT 12 YEARS OLD WIHT STEROIDS
second half of the year>first half
>>157135771Hey man post a image with it or im not gona read it
>>157135771m8 how are you still awake
> bjj
>>157135783
>>157135790its midnight and i took a nap earlier b whos gonna drink all this booze? i thought not
Why do I wish to see Laura Sanko's smelly poop hole so bad?
the stretcher is out in brazil. lets hurry this up
SIMIANOV WAS LE BUSTED FOR LE LITERALLY EVERY LE STEROID, HE'S LE NEVER GOING TO DO IT ANGINA, IN ABU SCHAUBI A FEW MONTHS LATER....
>>157135815probably because you're a lonely virgin (no judgment, just saying)
>>157135849Actually my gf has a big butt and a nice clean poophole to look at but I want to see Sanko's
>>157135866sure bud
>>157135879yours is toxic waste your mom has pinkeye from your farts b
I'm a dumb apemerican who argued that because simianov was suspended for steroids for a few days that he'd show up in the cheatle east card totally natty. Dumb fuckin ape.
bunch of rude people here
fuck. you. all.
Literally who the fuck is smiffnov
respect is earned when respect is given
>>157135911russian smirnoff, respectfully
>>157135885alright gl finding a woman to touch
>>157135917that method of burying a corpse makes no sense
gonna teach you a lesson
>>157135928you touched it in miami
if you haven't figured i'm talking about temrirov yet you're a monkey ape orangutan nigga and i'm casting my pealrs before APES and I'm sinning just to give you monkey ass niggas some hope
>>157135929he is stomping it six feet under, id say the one hard jump compacts the body like a car crusher. Once again Ortiz is ahead of us all
Hep me...god hep me...
send this guy to fight for ukraine whats he doing in the cage
>>157135958You tryin to reach the bottom 15 flyweight, lil b?
Good morning /heem/
>>157135966war was always fake but nowadays anything but drones and ICBMs is not real. An AI model trained to use fifty dollar chinese drones would be more effective than a physical levy of men
>>157135966some nice airtime on that slam ngl
>>157135958Id one punch midgets if there was a league. I know theyre tough but I really think I got what it takes to be a champion
Levels is crashing out
I'm from the United States of Apemerica and I believe all my jacked black guy heroes have never cheated or done anything wrong ever, because they are just that cool
Someone shut this retarded chink up
where is he headed to?
>>157136038Go to Ontario and heem his slanted ass
>>157136038I'm taiwanese actually
>>157136050you know where I am let's see whats good. bring your three best black guys that your mom knows lets see whats up playboy
>>157133775>tomsegura dot webm
I CAN'T INJECT STEROIDS (because the ufc booked me for a fight in nine months in a place that doesn't test for steroids)
are there any lesser known, cocky midgets that will fight for cheap? brandrisk can do it then so can I
>I CAN'T GREASE (because the ufc booked me for a fight in nine months in a place that doesn't check for grease)
>>157136114being sweaty and stinky isn't illegal, I would know living where I am
>>157136125cheats before. cheats during. cheats after. what a cheater https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK5-qKg9-7w
gsp has never hearld of any penetrative drug, any permformance enhancer besides heeming latesha's box b
gsp is such a cheater
>>157136038Its not me man wtf
amerimonkeys seethe whenver the bonobo orangutan truth is said, they're all about freedom of speeach until someone calls out their sacred roid macacos then they are calling the cops, respectfully
GSP? Oh you're talking about the Gay Steroid Pinner who got knocked the fuck out by Matt Sera
>>157136351prove this withou posting AI footage spam ass min holloway nigga
You're dad is a bonobo and you're mom fucked an orangutan fuckin lying ass americmoneky
wher'es finland he loves black guys
woke up feeling gap in my veins
>>157136377Right here dude
I think out of all races Candians have the thickest peinses
>>157136397>feeling gap in my veinshap is not your biological son you monkey ass bonobo ass gorilla asss, orangutan ass macaco
>>157136428holy trvke
>>157136437Time for bed. Sleep loose
That card has absolutely killed heemSpamnadian isn't helping though
>>157136471every time an american speaks a daqwan jackson scores a touchdown. kneel monkey.
>>157136485surprised that the most entertaining part of doggistani fight championship is me making an ass of myself you fuck apemerican monkey??
UFC Serbia will save us.
Did Guskov have the worst game plan ever? His strategy was to avoid engagement, hoping to frustrate his opponent into making a mistake so he could land one big punch. His corner even told him to stay with the gameplan in the later rounds when he was losing big. Low tier reginal stuff.
OH MY!!! HE'S BEEN SUSPENDED FOR THREE MOTHS FOR AGREGIOUS ABUSE OF STEROIDS, THEY AREN'T GOING TO LET HIM FIGHT AGAIN UNLESS ITS SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY DO NOT TEST FOR STEROIDS, BLODDY CRIMINAL TO SIMIANOV INNIT??
>>157133694Fuck Dana
>>157136564I mean he landed that headkick at one point, so I was sitting there hoping he would do it again.A lot of people are saying it was fixed. I think that's less retardation and more goodwill towards Bogdan, since they had a much better fighter in their minds.
Finland? Wonned
>>157136494you live here in the simulation, forgot bout that. have fun playing friends
The prelims in 330 is better than the main card
>>157136587Guskov couldn't even look at him during the weigh ins and stare down before the fight. I thought he might be just being respectful, but it's clear now that he was in over his head and he knew it.
14 days until Gayrot gets heemed into retirement
>>157136615you are shemites and you wouldn't even know. the edomites have you worshipping hamites and they themselves are mixoids, I can't believe it, I can't believe it
>>157136636Unfortunately THE GAMER is unheemable>>157136638having fun, Jordan?
o fuk he siad his name
>>157136658The Finnish flag has green and red on the back?
>>157136638going to rest up. You do the same and we meet back here in 7 hours for Indian mma
>>157136649my name is James. kneel monkey
>>157136715I'll pray for you in between drinks
Tell yuor bitch Im Betweenthemthighswanese. Respectfully.
>>157133775There was fuck all wrong with him. When he felt the power he just crumbled
Wyatt, I am ROLLING
>UFC Fight Night: Medic vs. Rodriguez
>>157136815>Look at the ufc schedule>wow it's all dogshit but atleast we have Machado vs Pisslam>50 minutes of WMMA right before the main event to ruin the pacing and make the night feel dragged out
>>157136813The headkick gave him permanent CTE he doesn't remember what happened after that
>>157136844I look like this
THE heem.com pposter? neast of a pecah b
I've been drunk all day and i'll likely be tomrrow what is the goverment going to do about this??? my alleged half chinese children are IGBBMN if Idon't havve money for canada ice
>>157136897this doo said pecka
>>157136844what a disgusting monkey
>>157137052bitch
We should all convrese via vocaroo next therd
>>157137089my accent is too manly for heem the agp will be off the charts!
only i heem
>>157137170certainly not delivering bangers that much you'll get for free
>>157135626>>157135271>>157133713
>>157137188A lesbian. Has to pay alimony on a strawweight budget.
>>157137195this one too >>157137170
And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJesus loves you more than you will knowWoah, woah, woahGod bless you, please, Mrs. RobinsonHeaven holds a place for those who prayHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
>>157137188Not sure how much retarded tattoos cost but i imagine they aren't cheap
Me? I'd make a great can. Don't even care about the weightclass just get me in there and I'll lose
saw a video of wildfires in france and hoped this little fucker was gone yet the lord has decided to test my faith once more
two ethnicites i have problems with wether in real life or online : finnish and vietnamese niggasAnd for no reason too
where tf did my post disappear to
>>157137368you will be forgiven if you bring me this wmma
Abba Hussein refused to tap, he knew Finland needed this win
>>157137402my deleted post that never materialized addressed this
>>157137390that mole looks dangerous
ye my african brotha
>>157135626>Prime Woodley (weight drained)>2019 Masvidal (weight drained)>Robbed by prime Whittaker>Blonde Brunson who was 1 fight away from the title>DDP who is probably the best middleweight in the worldTill's late career has aged shockingly well in fact
>is gone be bad my african brother >it might gone be bad but i'm no brother of yours son
>''Bogdan is a boring fighter''EAT SHIT.
goddard is continuing his mea culpa redemption tour yesterdays ovahs were good>ovah!>ovah ovah ovahbased scotsman i guess there had to be one
pork looks like he's going to be a top 10 fighter at least, very entertaining fight, they should have gotten a bonus. polish kid got beat up for like 10k lmaodon't know why kuniev vs fortune got a bonus, fortune did nothing except beat the fuck up
>>157137634Are we sure he is Scottish, his tapology page says he is english
>>157137680glaswegian raised in brummy a classic case of two minuses making a plus or as we say two sticks making a fire
>>157137695Fair enough
Nigga
>>157137811Sexy saidaddy raped that old oinker
https://youtube.com/shorts/m43owFFI594?is=kdn6_79jekenI have started adding a fake "is" value to my youtube links to waste youtube's time and resources.
I quit light heavyweight. I am done.
>>157138241We know, alex.
>>157138241pussy
Sean and belal hates jews
>>157138000you have your moments malaka and this is one of them, sneed would be wise to pay heed back in the day we just wrote the italy word in captchas
>>157138354Belal is friends with Anik who is a jew, i think he only hates israelis, Sean is what you call a safe edgy attention whore, he just jumps on the bandwagon of whatever r/edgy accepts.this leave the question, who really hates jews in MMA? the guy who did a roman salute in UFC 1 maybe, Bryce Mitchell aswell comes into play, he claims the holocaust never happened but it should have happened, some tough contenders fer sure b
I feel like I am Magamedoving the Ankalaev even though he wom
>>157138436yjk you get a couple beers down pavlovich and all sorts of facts start coming out his mouth
tbth i can see the same in hendo it's always the quiet confident calm but clearly a bit angry guys, they don't compromise
A gaped pussy
>>157138514talmbout not revealing your power level b
I'm trans btw
>>157138679that explains the pedophilia
>>157138698It does. I think he'll fuck off from here when football season starts
Russia 150 million nation and only 1 ethnic russian ufc champ who is also 1/4 chinese. Genuinely what would russia do in mma without kavkaz?
Remember those two uzkeks that roped after khamzat lost
Where you at, bitch!
>>157138724It's a stalemate, they refuse to learn English and market themselves better so they have to climb a 10 fight win streak to get a shot and if they fumble, they need 3 more wins to get another shot, on the other hand, this gives them a lot of experience so by the time they reach the top, they pretty much faced every facet of MMA, look at Volkov and Pavlovich for instance
>>157138797volkov speaks great english
Dustin predicted this.
>>157138797That's very cool but are you not going to admit your mistake and apologize to /heem/? you're making some anons feel uncomfortable by not doing so
UFC's biggest star for the last 5 years speaks no English btw
>>157138863Yeah that's why he is probably next in line for the title shot when the Tom Gane dilemma is solved, i believe he just learned it recently cause look at how many fights he had, 40 wins and 50 fights, aside from a King Green, who has stats like this?
Why the fuck isn't Pericic on this Serbia card?SHAME.I AM FURIOUS.
Does Conor's loss devalue his large meng status?
Talmbout the balkan bear from naarm?
>john pork deleted his twitterlmao
hello i am indiani am a big conor mcgregor fanan indian conor mcgregor is just around the cornerhe will make as big an impact into mma just like conor
Me stepping into the ring with Laura Sanko
>>157139036That's an eye pork
word on the street is ian machado was wearing a cock cage and a butt plug during that interview
>>157139038are you muslim b? seems only muslims use that name
john beef
>>157139038I don't think he had one. Probably some paki impersonating him.
I didn't know that tom got a vasectomy because he lost to gane
john chickenoh wait thats just jon lol
>>157139157Gane's jabs have hallucinogenic properties, a theory.
>>157139183OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157139157I never noticed the doc was a Poirier fan
>>157139219>armanusescolbyscoffeecup.webm
My farts be stankin!
>>157139409isn't the poop/fart guy your leaf character? you're slipping spams
>>157139431The poop/fart guy is who you will be known as after I'm done violating your health and beating the shit out of you utilizing my most deadly body work
>>157139219this is clearly AIhe's not that small
wtf the new king of the hill sucks
We gon' take it to the body!Rock the body, rock the body, rock the bodyWe gon' take it to the head!Rip off a bitch head, rip off a bitch head, rip off a bitch head!
Good job on ruining the thread
Controversial opinion : WMMA should be done naked
>>157139786
back to wrangle retards
>starts to bald>grows a beard
Bruce buffer. The best in the business.
>>157140250He's ripped. He's jacked and shredded
>>157137170why not do something more akin to ufc fighters post career, like onlyfans
damn I had one meltie and amerimonkeys are now seeing ghosts of spammy in there dreams I call that a complete mental simulation if you will, respectfully
>>157138924He has no dog in him thoughbeitdesu he actually has a lot of power, he just chooses not to use it, wants to be a boring points fighter for some reason.Can you imagine this guy fighting Ngannou? I can't imagine it going any other way than him getting chinned in under a minute.I think you can't be the sweet science, hit and not get hit, technical guy when you're 6'8 and slow af but maybe he has to fight like that because of his 6'8 gas tank
>>157139974this is controversial because most of wmmas belong in a burka like I don't need to be seeing that at all. wmma should be done in a dive suit, respectfully
>>157140611have you seen any magumbo fights since he's been knocking out cans like frozenstruik? he's a ploddy wrestler now, volkov wouldn't even look that slow against him
>>157140644and do you have such thoughts about regular men's mma?
Imagine you're explaining mma to normies and how it all works and then you stumble on the topic of WMMA and they ask your thoughts.How do you cleanly end the subject?
>>157140733well I don't really think of a meng's body in such a way, it's an totally different experience. when I see a rotund mma jiggling at range I experience a certain joie de vivre, otherwise I just appraise the two fighters size and stature like an architect would judge an building, respectfully. are you saying you view an mma and an wmma bodies in the same fashion?
>>157140800politely slap them
Smokin' in the boys roomSmokin' in the boys roomNah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rule'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
I'm your biggest fanI'll follow you until you fight meJon please, Jon please fight meBaby, there's no other superstarYou know that I'll beOh Jon please, Jon please fight me
>>157140859smokin a boy in his room more like stay away from them keeds jonny boy, hasbullah does not consent !!!!
>>157140428Woah not to be a negative nancy but Paige Vanzant looks like shit now with those big fake cow tits, dressed like a whore with that aging bogged face and muffin top.I know she's older now etc but I think she would have looked way better if she stayed mostly natural with maybe just a few subtle cosmetic fillers for age minimization like those that Gina Carano has.
>>157140886
Tol'ko skazhi, dal'she nas dvoeTol'ko ogni aerodromaMy ubezhim, nas ne dogonyatDal'she ot nih, dal'she ot domaNoch'-provodnik, spryach' nashi teniZa oblaka, za oblakamiNas ne naydut, nas ne izmenyatIm ne dostat' zvyozdy rukami
>>157140884If he'd just stfu and not played the victim he wouldn't have had such a catastrophic aura loss baka
>>157137170This is NOT okay. We need to talk about this... No fighter should have to reduce themselves to this odious fate...>I don't care if she is 2 wins and 6 losses in her last 8 fights.. >I don't care if she's bad with spending money. >>PAY. THE. FIGHTERS. MORE
>>157140819>are you saying you view an mma and an wmma bodies in the same fashion?No I jerk off to wmma fights but I was expecting gay shit from you sooooooo>>157140842coworkers
Let's go Jack we are both bawlxers
the french poster unironically makes me miss the wonkcord
>>157140953in 95% of cases jacking off to wmmas is gay shit. why would you whack it to busted ass lesbians taking male hormones, respectfully? you could heem your meng to literally anything an you chose these bimbos?
>>157140428Oh no someone is gonna post jessica andrade nudes again
>>157140999I just imagine myself dominating them, it's really hot
>>157140999he seems like a sex addict there is only a false sense of choice like a drunk "choosing" his poison sadly i fear t. zootmaster mingeheemer
what would pereira dance to pitbull? lil jon?
>>157141018why couldn't you just imagine this scenario with an attractive and cute w rather than an wmma since you're such a creative soul? all roads are leading to Gayton at the moment b
>>157141131peeira would dance to anime, I think something with "nyan"
>>157140886>>157140999>>157141141chink.CHINK.FUCKING RETARDED SLIT EYED SOULLESS GOOK CHINK!!!!
>>157141141look lil nigga, i watch the card and wmma comes up I just pull out my fleshlight, lube it and go to town. Simple as'I don't exclusively jerk off to this
>>157141141while mysteries continue to unfurl it is worth pointing out many sex addicts are closet homos
>>157141180we don't sign are posts here little yeller
>>157141090Galactic throat
>>157133775this little shit has made MMA a public laughingstock twice:• shitting the bed against Mayweather• this clearly fraudulent farce
>we don't sign are posts here little yeller
retarded chink.FUCKING RETARDED CHINK!!! YOU'RE A RETARDED YELLOW MONGOLOID CHINKSECT BUG WITH NO INNER MONOLOG!!!!!!
>>157141226i don't like yella fellas b but I've never impotently raged so bad at something. did a chang defile your crush with his 2" hammer? respectfully?
Ian Garry.......Machado.This nigga doin too much
>i don't like yella fellas b but I've never impotently raged so bad at something. did a chang defile your crush with his 2" hammer? respectfully?PING PING PONG??? PEKING DUCK? NIM SANG WONG? NI HAO WAO BIM BANG BING BONG!!! PING PONG!! CHINK CHONK WONG!! PI PI LI WONG NI SONG BIM BAM!!!
>tftp
>>157140800Tell them that it's low level even at the high level and use Erin Blanchfield being highly ranked as an example
it's beijing sweaty
>>157141398I'm from taiwan actually but thank you
it's taipei sweaty
>I'm from taiwan actually but thank you
>>157141427I appreciate it b and I apologize for my countryman currently experiencing the taipei sweats, it makes you delirious, he's not in his right yellow mind.
>I appreciate it b and I apologize for my countryman currently experiencing the taipei sweats, it makes you delirious, he's not in his right yellow mind.
Ugly chink.UGLY RETARDED CHINK!!!YOU'RE A FUCKING WORTHLESS WU MAO POOPSECT CHINK!!!!!!!
>>157141395thanks I just made a discussion in my head and managed to end it cleanly without sounding like i hate women
a revved chigga is a persistent opponent
>a revved chigga is a persistent opponentYELLOW CHINK PIGGYYELLOW FUCKING CHINKY PIGGY!!!!!
>>157141496I'm in your head and the discussion made you sound like an incel
there is rarely a week where i don't think what if i was canadan it would propably be so cool
>I'm in your head and the discussion made you sound like an incel
>>a revved chigga is a persistent opponent>YELLOW CHINK PIGGY>YELLOW FUCKING CHINKY PIGGY!!!!!
worse pain of yo life mista schaub
>>157141516you don't wanna be in my head lil bro not when i'm in heat and haven't jerked off in 24 hours
>>157141541Bodied that leaftroon
>>>a revved chigga is a persistent opponent>>YELLOW CHINK PIGGY>>YELLOW FUCKING CHINKY PIGGY!!!!!
it's essentially just like wider winland with better zootfuel and wmma and usa bordering isn't a prawlblem the same as it is for messico maybe in another life
FAT CHINK PIGGY!!!!FAT YELLOW CHINK PIGGY!!!SAY XOINK XOINK FOR XI PING PONGS LIL YELLOW CLITTY WU MAO PIGGY!!!!!!!
>FAT CHINK PIGGY!!!!>FAT YELLOW CHINK PIGGY!!!>SAY XOINK XOINK FOR XI PING PONGS LIL YELLOW CLITTY WU MAO PIGGY!!!!!!!
#stopasianhate
>>FAT CHINK PIGGY!!!!>>FAT YELLOW CHINK PIGGY!!!>>SAY XOINK XOINK FOR XI PING PONGS LIL YELLOW CLITTY WU MAO PIGGY!!!!!!!
the state of this thread
take your meds dude jfc
>>157141566the zootfuel will cost you though unless you go to one of the injun reserves. not bad mind you unless you're an injun girl (pbut). USA bordering is a prawblem though with illegal immigratns coming through. I grew up with a pretty ginger girl who was a US illegal in canadia and she kissed me at a dance once and I'm still traumatized that nobody deported her ass
finally some good posts
r.i.p. /heem/
>opens thread
What are the triggers for spammy? I don't even remember the canadian saying something to him he just got revved up out of nowhere
>What are the triggers for spammy? I don't even remember the canadian saying something to him he just got revved up out of nowhere
>>157141672i called wmmas gay which triggered his gender disphoria and agp, respectfully
>>157141633oh my you even have gingers there life sounds so exciting on the other side of the arctic where there do people live like ricky and julian i won't be having much of a budget
Alright well let's stick to the topic.I think Islam will win and then he'll have 2 fights left before retiring.
>i called wmmas gay which triggered his gender disphoria and agp, respectfully
father time is undefeated. a few months after turning 35 I blew both knees out in the same day. once while getting out of bed in the morning, the other while getting up off the toilet later that afternoon. before that I had never been to the doctor for any reason since childhood. and I only weight 145 and am active. what is it about 35?
>>157141180>>157141226>>157141300>>157141356>>157141428
>>157141713On the east side of canadia I don't know if it's documented but I'm sure we have the most redheads in the world. Growing up it almost wasn't even a notable trait, we had an equal mix of blondes, brunettes and gingers. nowadays there's blacks and browns showing up everywhere, thoughbeit.
>triggered by everything>go online to be triggered by everything >react to everything to become triggered by triggers typical fucking non White behavior in mma. saw this with war machine except he was skilled
>>157141709i don't think that's it. We need to go deeper into the spammy mind>>157141725When you say "blew both knees" do you mean like gooby?
>>157141719you have one chance to redeem yourself now, how do you think islam beats garry i am quite curious to see how they plan on catching him or getting him cornered
>>157141672> talk bad about sean strickland> mention something positive about ddp> mention something positive about petr yan> post a picture of merab getting choked out by ricky simonthe list goes on and on
>>157141725you werent doing something prior that led to the “sudden” change. get ahead before you get behind - Father Time
>>157141790Where did you get this picture of Xneed?
>>157141804Garry will use his signature move where he dry humps his opponent against the cage and Islam will judo throw his ass on the mat and the rest will be history>>157141805so anything then
>>157141725did you used to play sports younger or are you a late blooming fitizen either way just do what your fysio says and don't give up you can still have a reasonable recovery and life after is generally much better than shoulders for instance even though both sucks ass
Spaddy rapes my worthless piglet existence
>>157141852Mind you this is the same bong that calls muslim men "daddy"
>>157141800I haven't been to the doctor(ameripoor) so I don't know exactly what is wrong with them. but they were painful, slightly swollen, and had limited range of motion for like a month. then it finally went away but periodic instability remains, and they feel like they will explode if i try to rotate on them at all like winding up for a gooby kick. If I throw my leg up in the bed the wrong way I get sharp inside knee pain.
>>157141875you think garry is going to clinch up with islam
finland what time is it? it feels like israel just showed up for their shifts
>>1571419241730 on my clock which unfortunately is also the time in helwaniland pls don't judge us
>>157141672>>157141805I think you mean >Mention something positive about strickland>Mention something positive about ddp>Mention something positive about Yan>Post the pic of Umar w his face in merab's butt hole/cock>Post the pic of Islam on the ground in front of Moicano, implying he got dropped (a personal favorite of mine)>Mention Sneed
>>157141906jesus christ dude can't you go to any kind of fysiotherapist, buy resistance bands and start doing stuff at homenow
garry is twoice the size of islam and he's not a grapplebabby like jdm, he's going to simulate islam to a 48-47 decision at range from the cuck chair
>>157141906oh shit that's bad, go see a doctor>>157141923Can he really run away and distance manage his way out of it with Islam? for 25 minutes?
I'm neutral on Machado-Garry vs Islam. I am against both sides, so I'll probably spin whatever result as a victory for my agenda.
>>157141986undoubtedly his plan, garry is shameless and doesn't care to please fans to steal a win also can't finish too well and has good grappling i am stoked to see what kvatso has cooked up
>BDSchudlets are rooting for a literal textbook deifition cuck because Muzzdaddies make their twpiglet clitties leak loser gooKEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157142074>>157142074>>157142074>>157142074New
>>157141985I'm back to normal routing which includes an active job. like I said I only have pain if I move the wrong way. there is really no physio to do that would help I don't think. considering my job has me squatting for hours a day so it's not that my body is weak. even having a doctor look at you for 5 minutes and tell you some google AI shit will be $300 minimum in muttland.
Migrate>>157142062>>157142062>>157142062
>>157141890They are your daddies i’m afraid
>>157142085im a paddychud thoughbeitWHEYYYS YO HEEAD AAAAAA
>>157142091>>157142105Which one should we use?
>>157142201you tell me
