Deargone editionNRL>GAME 1North Queensland Cowboys v Sydney Roosters7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Queensland Country Bank Stadium2.52-1.53>Queensland Country Bank Stadium will be the venue for a Thursday evening clash as the Cowboys host the Roosters in Townsville. The Cowboys earned an 18-10 victory over the Brisbane Broncos in Round 21 at home, while, the Roosters secured a 23-22 victory over the Knights. For the Cowboys, captain Tom Dearden remains ruled out. Braidon Burns boasts an excellent record against the Roosters, scoring four tries in his past three meetings. The Roosters suffered a blow with winger Daniel Tupou ruled out. In their last meeting in Round 11, the Cowboys defeated the Roosters 18-12 at Suncorp Stadium. Overall, the Roosters lead the historical head-to-head 28-15 across 43 matches. However, the Cowboys have won 3 out of the last 4 matches against the Roosters. Cowboys 1-12 3.70Cowboys 13+ 6.00Roosters 1-12 2.95Roosters 13+ 2.70Cowboys +5.5 1.96 Roosters -5.5 1.85 previous thread >>157133443
>good thing the World Cup is over
The Cowwies beat the best team in the competition yesterday, so the Roosters should be easy!!
Corey Jensen has announced his immediate medical retirement
>>157179619>yesterday
>>157179723My disappointment for him is tempered by the fact he is already 32 and he just won a premiership last year
>>157179723too many bonks on the head?
>>157180641>gotohornyjail.jpg
>>157180641Blood clots
>>157181211
Crazy that pain harse is only 24
The NRL’s Global Round plans continue to grow.Miami is being explored as a potential host from 2029 The Roosters and Broncos have emerged as leading contenders for a game in Japan.Abu Dhabi, London and Singapore have also been examined, although Middle East conflict has likely ended hopes of a UAE fixture.Peter V’landys says Las Vegas has been profitable, with the event making the NRL around $2 million this year.
New family member acquired https://www.instagram.com/reel/Da7uJjrzy1i
>>157181544why must line go up can't we just have a sport in Australia :(
>>157181595I fucked her
*BREAKING* Broncos winger Corey Jensen to retire at seasons end
>>157181626Did her bra and undies match?
>>157181686>>157179723
>>157182028her bra was just a singlet
this is the most grim excuse for a general on this board, just let it die
Broncgodbros... are we even going to have enough players left to field a team next year?
>>157182117Please watch our sport
>>157182294we're gonna have so many 30+ yr olds its gonna be great
>>157182294Adam Reynolds straight up said he might not see out the year
BroncGODS 2025 to 2026 is like the bit at the end of Blues Brothers where the bluesmobile just completely falls apart into a million pieces as soon as they arrive
V’landys should just relegate the bottom 4 teams this year
>>157182881yeah the BroncGODS are kino as fuck and get the most views and customers going to their games.
The addition of the Broncos to the QLDcup will be a boon for local rugby league in Queensland
Vale Fleur Ginn
>>157182954walled
God be with you bros
>>157182901Yeah, they’ll pull huge crowds in September
>>157183097RUDE!
don't forget to do your tippies family last week all the family was tipping and it was great to see! xoxo
Thanks Tiff
Shawn Blore has signed with the Broncos on a 2 year deal
>>157181544NRL GTA6 round
>not part of the family discord
>>157182893Souths should have stayed relegated on 1999
Souths should have stayed in the abyss to where they were cast
>>157181544As much as I think the BroncGODs should be the weaboo team. 2024 and 2026 show the Broncos can't handle starting their season overseas.
I'm fine with an international round only if it means it gives an away game to the teams who give up home games for Magic Round. Knowing the NRL they'll just keep giving the Broncos "away" games for these things
Go Cowboys
NRL Round 1 2029 >Las Vegas PNG Chiefs vs Canberra Raiders Manly Sea Eagles vs Sydney Roosters >Miami Gold Coast Titans vs Newcastle Knights Redcliffe Dolphins vs Cronulla Sharks >London Wests Tigers vs Canterbury Bulldogs Brisbane Broncos vs Melbourne Storm >Tokyo St George Illawarra Dragons vs Parramatta Eels Penrith Panthers vs NZ Warriors >Singapore South Island Orcas vs Perth Bears South Sydney Rabbitohs vs North Queensland Cowboys
>>157183570Kek
South Island somethings is okCanterbury Bulls is not ok
Think I hit a new low lads.
Broncos vs Roosters in Tel Aviv will go hard
>>157183734I think they can surgically reattach it. Get it out it in a ziplock bag and put that one ice while you wait for the surgeon
Manly vs Roosters in Tel Aviv is a better matchup
Or, Melbourne vs Roosters
>The Perth Bears have secured Penrite Oil, which is celebrating its 100th year, as their top back jersey sponsor, with the century-old oil company becoming a Major Foundation Partner in its first NRL foray. >The partnership launched at high-octane events this week, including the unveiling of ‘Bear-tangs’ – Penrite Racing Mustangs sporting the Bears logo – at Penrite’s Perth HQ on Wednesday night. >The logo will feature on the bonnets of Matt Payne and Kai Allen’s Mustangs at this weekend’s Supercars Perth Super440.
>>157183774Shocking omen if it breaks down
>Cam Munster has expressed interest in heading to Ibiza.Don't think there's a footy field on that island Cam
https://youtu.be/w51-NPlckY0
>>157181686I swear he retired years ago
reminder that the cowwies are long poo cursed for taking so many cowardly poos last round
Family Tips Blessed by Smoke Edition5 tipped cowwies6 tipped bakawwkers3 heart-breaking forgetful fairies
TEDDYGOD BAKKKAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKK
>multi 25% complete
TEDESCO
pooboys bros...
YEEEEEEEEEEKKKWWWAAAAAAWWK
cowboy duck?
wtf
this is the type of important game that Drinkwater disappears in desu
>slapped five dollars on tedesco getting at least 3 tries for the hell of it
Kek I wish that went off
>>157184019at least 3 as in more than 3?
kek exhibit fucking A
>>157184019bookies hate him!
It’s a pressure game for the cowboys. They get to play at home against a top 4 side, if they get flogged I’m writing them off they won’t make the finals
>>157184019*just for the smell of it
BASED walker getting up the lazy shit cunt marky mark
>MARKKCalm down
MARK YOU FAGGOT
Just tuned in lads. What have I missed?
ANGRY TWINK! I REPEAT ANGRY TWINK
why is mark nawagatase in vacation mode? he barely fucking tried last week too
>>1571840273 or moreI also put a slap of $10 dollars on getting 2 or more another ten dollars on 1 or moreI also put five dollars on a multi tedesco getting 3 or more tries and marky getting at least 1, and another multi of marky getting 2 and teddy getting 1
R E F B A L L
COWBACK
Embarrassing your colleagues in public is faggot behaviour
>>157184059t. bullied apprentice
>>157184018apologise
imagine behaving like a human lmao
200 GAMES OF KINO
Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Cream Cheese & Avo rolls lads
>>157184077corrrr, love some cranberry sauce on some white meat
That’ll work
>>157184074Based tradiehater
BBAAHHBAAAHBAAAAKKAAAAAAAWWWKKK>save us ref
Are tradies born cunts or does it come from a lifetime of backbreaking labour?
TWINKBACK
Love some arse sauce on me cock meat
Lowkey think the roosters are contenders for the premiership this year.
MARK THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT CUNT *checks fingernails*
>>157184109I understand cock meat would be chicken but I’m not sure at all what arse sauce could possibly be
DCELITE
>>157184111based trips
This is bad
FEATHERS FLYING EVERYWHERE
>>157184121Poo from a butt
>>157184111theyve not been hugely convincing recently despite winning, but they're really on tonight
>>157184111truth is there isn’t a non-fraudulent peem in the comp and depth is becoming a serious issue. NRL really have to sure up the pathway to first grade especially with the upcoming rapid expansion.
never seen an asian footy fan till now
*loops Slippy (VC)*
>>157184143Literally but it doesn’t work as a double entendre whereas cock meat being chicken does
>tipped cows
>>157184154fresh out da oven
>>157184166Stop talking to me cunt
Teddy averages 100+ in Townsville btw
>>157184169Based me
>>157184166some sauces could be made using fat cut from an animal's rump
>>157184177that was mean
>>157184169Kid literally has PTSD from watching Benji's Boys get slaughtered by Fitzys Fuckers
VICTOR THE SELF INFLICTOR
THEY SAY A HERO COULD SAVE USBUT I'M NOT GOING TO STAND AROUND AND WAIT
Penrith are non-frauds. The only games they’ve lost were still competitive and mostly against weird teams that won’t be in the finals anyway. Cronulla have a good argument too but they’ll likely go out straight sets again when it comes to the crunch
RA RA RASPUTIN
>>157184185Yeah, retard needs to invent that sauce and get the word out >>157184177
Sammy walker's game
penrith are due some injuries and its starting to get to the business end of the seasonthey'll fade away once cleary and yeo go down
MARKKKKKKKK
THE TWINK BECOMES A MANWALKERGOD WALKERGOD WALKERGOD WALKERGOD WALKERGOD WALKERGOD BAAAKAAAAWWWWKKK
>>157184149Yeah agreed. I think the expansion is a little far fetched to be honest with you. Bears? Sure. I think the PNG venture will fail though.
May have made an error in my tips lads
get marky mark OFF THE FUCKING FIELD
reckon the sperg could at least have some manners and not cuss so much
png is the nrls attempt to stop players from leaving to europe for the big money that union paysits essentially a retirement home for players who have given up
>>157184237the federal government NEEDS png to succeed so im sure they'll keep funnelling money into them
>decision made
>>157184249but enough about the broncos
DECISION MADE
Unironically forgot DCE even exists. Just another faceless merc on this roosters squad
should probably tackle the bloke with the ball Drinktard
>>157184255>>157184259Who the fuck is that fag?
not sure those 2 poos the cowwies took last round were worth it lads
I reckon Deardon must’ve told the playing group he’s leaving for a Sydney club this week.
>>157184267Why do that when you can go for a meme interception?
>>157184269it’s the orc ref
>>157184273So you’re saying that the curse carries over between games?
It’ll be fine. Reserves get called up to firsts, the under 23’s/colts/20’s get a run in reserves, and there’s only 4 genuinely professional union teams in South Africa for 650k players.The NRL is arguably the biggest rugby competition in either code, French union would be the biggest in union and after that the English union comp is similar to the English league comp in terms of bigness
>only tipped poosters by 18
MARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
At least you tipped them
ILL HOLD ON TO THE WINGS OF THE ANGELS WATCH AS THEY ALL FLY AWAY
MARKY MARK HEARD ME :D
REDEEEMDidnt see walker come up to him
OH HI MARK
that’s how you take an intercept Drinktard
>>157184276*Brisbane club
Line through looms
>>157184309Lmaoooo
Cronk shouldn’t be aloud to commentate pooster games desu niggas been wanking off all game
50 looms
Thinking Cowwies might want to score at least 5 more tries than the Poosters if they want to win this.
>>157184288There's elite mathematics behind it
>>157184317nup he’s misso wants to be a Sydney influencer don’t be surprised if he replaces DC
Thinking
>87-7 from 1935 is in danger
>>157184328Actually upon further assessment I’m thinking it might be six tries lads
*blinks*40 already?
>The Cowboys' largest loss occurred twice, both times by a margin of 62 points.>The first instance was against Parramatta in 2001, and the second was against North Sydney in 1998.
WE WANT 48**in the first half
Roosters will get 70 tonight and I will miss my ats (Toia) somehow
>ynr Vossy calling it semi final quality about 25 minutes ago
little Desi qt at the checkout wanted my BWC lads
What the heck
>>157184351*54
Cowboys should try not letting the other team score
Reckon the coach won’t be in the sheds at halftime
HOLY BASED COVID ERA VLANDYSBALL
>>157184375thinking about going on a sex tourism trip to India later this year desu, just using dating apps over there or going to bars and banking on getting easy pussy for being white
50 anon. Get on standby to put a line through the Cows.
>>157184375It's not worth it m8. You can do better.
>funny is there is a poo before halftime
>>157184390the mask slips saaar
>>157184390Don’t do it. You’ll never get the stench off of you.
does footy have a mercy rule?
Poosters should unironically take a poo if possible
You're fucking kidding me
FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
GIVE IT TO EM REF YOU FUCK
Crazy. We are witnessing history
50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Feel like we'll get some good reaction pics out of tonight
>just a runThey’ve given up
They didn’t even try anything. They’re mind broken.
Based whistling ad to top it off
the roosters could stay in the sheds for the second half and the cowwies would still lose.
well at least my peem isn’t the Cowboys kek
>>157183932
It's when people get ahead of themselves and start talking about it happening, which causes it to not happen
This is very depressing
>>157183932So sayeth the oracle.
Imagine taking advice from woman beating Greg Inglis. Lmao.
>>157184431Thought the same thing
Klein will force a mini COWBACK in the second half as PVL will have to make a call for the broadcasters. This will end something like 62 - 24 or something.
Reminder that the Poosters only won by a missed poo last week. Unlike the Cowwies who are getting utterly destroyed.
>>157184446who are these dangerous women m8??
This could match NFL's 70-20 game from a few years ago.
>>157184454Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Hopefully my Cows SC players jag some stuff.
Made $200 off my collection of bets worth $100 so far.If Marky and tedesco get 1 to 2 more tries I could make another seven hundred
The old fella still got it lads
what does the nrl family have in their skincare stack?
the same bar of soap i wash my balls with
That was easy
Todd Peyton just looking a disappointed teacher from a rowdy classoom
I don't even use soap. Just water.
Based whistling ad
>>157184504based AFL's 2nd channel customer
>>157184478Witch-hazel and moisturiser
I just use whatever my missus has.
Vaseline
don't fall for the tallow meme lads, unless you want to smell like meat all day.
Someone recommend witch hazel on here and it's helped with my breakouts
>>157184514kek. I have no idea what channels you have over there but I can infer from context.
>>157184390Nothing wrong with pounding some jeets, I used to have this west indies chick I'd fuck all the time, half indian half Jamaican, got as fuck but crazy as shit
>>157184473Ella's walls....
PUT A LINE THROUGH EM
>say the line
Uhh cowgods fans? How are we feeling about this?
>>157184524I would never give bad advice or advice I wouldn’t take >>157184516 myself
Teddy rested, my Supercoach...
>most tries over the last season and a halfwhat a fucking pointless stat
Got some wensleydale cranberry on the go
>>157184547There's obviously no gods looking out for the cowboys m8.
>gotta wait 30 seconds ARE WE FUCKING PAUSING FOR ADS NOW ?!?!?
Ch9 fucking things up
>>157184563broncos surrounded by shitters
>>157184568The coverage looks like fucking standard definition? Idk might just be me
>>157184588>dat pancake arse
BASED RAMSEY
>>157184568>>157184589It's been blurry all night, looks fucked
cody ramsey doesnt look like he should be as good as he is
>>157184592Would go nice with a bit of butter and some syrup
>>157184609I'd still go there lol
>>157184599Audio is cutting in and out as well? What is this garbage
>>157184609or some cranberry sauce haha
boring game now need more tries
reckon that bloke on the mic yelling COWBOYS can take the rest of the night off kek
They’re getting greedy going for solo tries
YEEEEHAWWWWBACK
THE MOLESTED
>>157184633Kek.
THE ROOSTER MOLESTER
just polished off 6 of those Turkey & Cranberry rolls lads and will now probably shit myself to death kek
KEK bunker has signed off
bunker has under 70 points
Ahem..FUCK the bunker
KEK get fucked Bunkwitta you incompetent cunts. Refs are the type of cunts who lacked the skill & ticker to play spoort and want to take it out on players.
based cronk doing a warnie to a fashion
>>157184703dead on a toilet in thailand?
>>157184680Nope.
>>157184710well not anymore
Cronk is a good analytical commentator
>>157184709
>>157184714he's the most boring cunt ever and is clearly being fed a script by people smarter than him
>>157184714SJ and Keary are better
>>157184709Cooper Cronk sounds like a crash bandicoot character
>5 vs 1
Literally can’t stop him
KEEEEEEEEEKfucking hell
MARKY MAAARKKK
Top shelf pass too btw
I've seen similar things to that try in nightshits bedroom when he's in his shed lol
>>157184736Woah
>>157184749
Yeah this is fucking disgraceful. This is what Cotter gets for saying he hates the broncos
>>1571847544 on 1
>giving up 70 at home
would be crazy if this cowboys team was higher on the table than the broncos
>>157184749Perplexing post
>>157184766My bad didnt see >>157184760
>>157184736lol
based Assman
good try
Low energy crowd, low energy nine commentary for that try
BASED ASSMANBASED TWINKGOD
>2 on 7>still let in the tryfucking POOOOthetic
kek at Slippy T that has to be a new /nrl/ reaction
First time I've seen a game cross 70 points.
80bros our time may be here
>>157184797You have to be over 18 to post here
legitimately could have gone to 90 if they didnt take their foot off the pedal
>>157184807I'm 32 lol.
>next seasons hot dragons fullback signing just let in seventy
What is seriously happening tonight
don't take it off them give them an 8 point penalty goal for funnies
This is a conspiracy
>>157184815kek my favourite part is the edited score lines
Reality. Cowboys aren’t top 8, Easts are dangerously good on attack once they win the middle
That’s an obstruction and has been called as such all year.
>>157184343if poosters weren't heartless souless mercs they could have beaten this
Cowwies would have won this if not for the bunker
kek Liam Kennedy must be on the take from Uncle Nick
Most of the fans have left
cowsissies...not like this
>>15718484080 BROS WE DID IT
just tuned in what the fuck is happening kek, looking like a gayfl scoreline
Epic mullet
Why didn’t Walker play like this in Origin III?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTAL COWGIRL RAPE
I'm... speechless
we want 90
There’s another Teddy shot for you, collage in progress
STOP THE CLOCK FUCKING REF SHITS
does this put the line through the Cowwies next year too? >>157184867
We quite literally witnessed history tonight lads.
Yeah that 82 looks fucking not real
Vossy needs to point out 91-6 and 87-7 were a week apart. Canterbury’s first season. They went on to win the comp in 1938
what’s the highest SC score of all time?
>>157184887100 would
Never seen a professional team get 80 in my life
>>157184895Turbo cracked 200 in 2021 iirc
>>157184891Breaking Dave Brown’s records is unironically a massive achievement although take a moment to consider that he did it when tries were worth 3 pts.
>>157184892Also tries weren’t 4pts
>>157184879You never finished the last project you promised a month ago
>>157184850The comp wasn't even close to being the same back then. It was blokes who smoked at half time and there was only like 8 teams. What the roosters did is incredibly impressive.
The Berries took 3 poos
>82Goddamn
>>157184936generational poo curse
Supercoach is ass compared to fantasy
>>157184936FLOWER THE DEFLOWERER
Dave Brown with a generational SC game probably
>>157184936Weird seeing a rugby league scorecard where every name is pronouncable
>>157184848Cowboys robbed
Just checked the score while at work lads. WHAT THE FUCK
>plumber era nrlelNeat
>>157184969>Thickness kek
>>157184936>>157184969wtf happened after half time kek
>>157184993It's an old game m8
>>157184981Still reckon Russia was robbed here lads
>>157184946That's where the curse was born
>>157184993people forget that most professional sports leagues were once mostly composed of those types of people who played as a hobby
>Keary with zero input in that Gaelic/Ireland segment Fake Irish
>>157185068How did they know what team they were on when the whole world was grey
>>157185120I legitimately used to believe this when I was little kek
>>157185068gross where is the diversity
>>157185068They are all the same size
Had a look at some of the English players those first Kangaroos played a lot of them had 400+game careers in the early 1900s. Crazy
>>157184947https://youtu.be/qq09UkPRdFY
>poocos lost to that cowwies peem
>>157185068Beat NFL by over a decade
>>157185283Rugby League started in England in 1895
>>157185204Broncucks lost to Peels and Poogans as well.
>>157185330I meant the league though not the sport itself.
>>157184891Knocked Dave Brown off the podium
>>157184910>>157184891Dave Brown scored 6 tries and 7 goals in that match, so under modern scoring it would be 38pts.https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/seasons/nswrfl-1935/round-18/balmain-tigers-vs-eastern-suburbs/stats.html
It’s not only the points values but things like there was no tackle count so it was theoretically easier to hold onto the ball against weaker opposition and run up a score, also things like district football affecting the comparative strengths of teams. Take these all time records with a pinch of salt.Even things like the 2pt field goal make tangible albeit small differences on how the game is played
Cowwies no!!!
>>157190930>>157190930>>157190930
