cricket generalPope back in the test foldAfghanistan beating Ireland (bindia could never)YFO
YFO
objectively isn't a bedsit
love how empty trains in Wales are fuck all people in Wales and that's one of reasons why it's based
thinking about changing my surname to bowen then rocking up to the sussex mansion and claiming to be a missing sibling so I can get some of those mummy bowen and grandpa bowen gibs (not like they don't have enough to go around)might take basil as well
meds
>>157277670Don't see what's so funny or whatever about this. I'd be content to live in a barrel and eat barley-cake.That said, I own a two-storey house in God's country...
having some RIPE af plantains fellasdeelish ngl xhttps://youtu.be/tiNs0Zn-pQI
>>157277947*roasted RIPE af plantains xTRINIlal would know
Seem to remember Zachy's old bedsit having a scruffy rug that he didn't even bother to lay straight so I'm not sure where this well presented meme comes from
>>157277956britBHAI would certainly know all about it as well ngl
2-0 sebshit laddon't forget itagainst DIREland, the land of bard's fathers
>>157277947https://youtu.be/ZFI7xoIHt-Qreminds me of bohren ngl
>>157278009tabla xwill do better next tiem ya¿maybe win the t-20 wc as well…oOh wait
Scotland playing Canada
>>157277969that was the rented hovel
goorkabla is that u fella¿ tisbeenaminute innit¡ >>157278017https://youtu.be/Bf9AgX4Ixs4
you're still spiritually a rentoid you neekjust because mummy came up with some bail money doesn't mean you're suddenly some based landlord. absolute clown this lad lmao
plebbybros....
>>157278124nopeSeethe on you bingo winged 20mm hanglet
going to shop to get some beer
teetotal general
they're up ladshttps://www.gothbrooks.net/product/airports
>>157277945>in God's countryThat you got from the abos after the limeys dumped you there
is bard irish? mad how we literally have lived the exact same life
>airports>$34>isn't an airport
wouldn't even notice if US $34 vanished from my back account in fact I spent US $68 just now because I thought my sister might like it too
a bit Irish But more neekish
if you're past the age of 30 you shouldn't be worrying about sums under $200 minimum. I haven't used netflix for two years but I'm still paying the monthly subscription. it's called being an adult.
we like bard hereonly cric regular who actually plays the sport too
hate when that happens
watching stormers vs new zealand
grim
>god's country You live in neath port Talbot?
>we like bard here>only neek who actually plays the sport too
horrendous journey not even in Wales yet
>>157278883nice selfie, poll-rigging freak
you rigged the poll and your boyfriend still lost
great western trains are good the historical goat I'll be in the land of my fathers by 8ish
north Korea sending Russia some launch pads then
also zachy>*doesn't know a word of welsh without having to look it up first*
omg these signalling failures I just want to leave this devil worshipping shithole (England) and be in the green and pleasant land
Great. More Brainlet Bash against grade cricketers will solve our problems
>>157279292At least we get this I guess
1st reply ITT will solve the biggest (fattest) ongoing problem rn
You're pathetic
daniel could speak to trains. me, keep silent.
irish perhaps the most soulful people in the world. mossies spoke of this. but he never met bard tbf
morrissey that is
William Orbit died lads :(musical genius unironically
>>157279402Fhttps://youtu.be/yNcdVuPVXR0?si=k-Ugww9l7bbUJdVz
>>157279356not sure went wrong with the narcissistic neekthe exception that proves the rule perhaps
>>157279402me¿it’s strange cargo nglhttps://youtu.be/PneAIfv30jA>>157279428F
>>157279310S
Death, taxes, and bard scoring a sensational century this weekend
Tipping a handy 12 (22)
>tipping a handy You tip a hand shandy every night to gay porn m8 iykwim ha ha
i miss mr fuck face (MFF)
Thought I told you to be quiet Sebbo
>>157279790Shere’s another classic from strange cargo ngl xhttps://youtu.be/mVY3j-C_YlI
one wonders how zachy is getting on out in neathit can be quite rough hope he's ok
Hes being spit roasted as we speak
I'm in newport https://youtube.com/shorts/soUmwX1LT3s?is=Ahwa1VJYo6_wHzDe
>randomly goes to wales to carry on the larpshould take surreylad with you next time. proper dungeons and dragons irl vibes
Bob Dylan ruined the Newport Folk Festival
ol Dusseldorf wings seething Rootless bugger
lads.... ladsthe neek of neath
thought of that two days ago sad how long it took your anglo pimple brain to come up with it
I'm in Cardiff now Home
>I'm in Cardiff now>Home
ErmThis doesn't look like home
Too many English scum in Cardiff Barely even Wales
go to tiny rebel zachy great pubcity arms next doorif you feel brave the vaultschippy lane later for a battered sausage cracking night
I need a woman that looks like Charlotte Church Bright eyed and could send the germans back
Back from delivering my so-called fielding masterclass with the juniorsWent quite well overall I think, had no idea what I was doing but just got them doing a few drills and a little game at the endSome of the kids and their parents thanked me afterwards and said they'd had fun, so that was nice
And can still watch the last 10 overs of the Pears game, comfyAs a thoroughly homophobic county I expect us to make short work of Sussex desu
>>157280504
>>157280504sounds like you drilled them good fellatiptop x
Need to grab the bull by the horns and make something happen Might call to arms all my Welsh brothers on this train
Was talking to one of the junior coaches about how I structured the session (starting with the long barrier from a standing position, then combining attacking the ball and using the long barrier, and then attacking the ball and doing a clean / swoop pick-up)He said it sounded good, but that they tend not to teach the long barrier to juniors anymore because it's seen as a bit outdatedExplains a lot about some of the fielding I've seen from the juniors who come into the adult team, that's for sure
Oh look the narcissistic neek is blog posting again Not making anything happen Just a flaccid neek Blogging into a microscope compared to the universe
>>157277729Cricket is for Pakis and Poos
>>157280570the utter STATE
>>157278009It's actually my mum's family who are direishThe quote and quote O'Connor clan, as it were>>157278422Begorrah my Irish brother>>157278577Cheers ladI reckon more of youse should get involved in your local clubs tooNice little community, no matter what your standard>>157279702>>157279726Feeling pretty out of form desu, so I might even take a 12 (22) as a decent day at the officeNot sure if the side we're up against tomorrow are good, another must-win match thoughever and I'm not confident
>muh germansbowen had his unathletic gene-filled head shoved in the toilet at steyning grammar by anglo chads and has never recovered
What's become really horrifying is that I am starting to reach an age where I realise the pointlessness of of it all. Time used to seem infinite, but it doesn't seem that way anymore Why do I even do 20mmax hangs? Some kind of twisted idea that I won't be forgotten one day
>>157280044>I-I already thought of thatno you didn't you neek of neath
Oh look the narcissistic neek is blog posting againNot making anything happenJust a flaccid neekBlogging into a microscope compared to the universe
https://youtu.be/BWUxVEx9UKo>>157280682GOTTEM
what are they teaching instead of the long barrier then? surely something more effective
>157280610Quite like zachy's gimmick with this desuSaying this after at least 20 blogposts in the last few hours about his (remarkably dull) train journey to WalesJust being a bit of a cheeky bugger isn't he
> something more effective than the long barrier
always thought when he said narcissistic neek he was referring to himself
toothpick armed neek just got bodied by the protag lmao
meant bard not the pozzie of course
>>157280697He said they still teach them to get their body behind it when stopping the ball, although I'm not quite sure how that's meant to work in practice (and from what I've seen in matches it doesn't - I've lost track of how many times I've seen juniors concede 4s after missing balls hit their way)I think the logic is that they should be learning the clean swoop or one-handed pick-up earlier, so that they can keep practicing that instead of slowing things down with the long barrierBut that's fucking stupid logic if you ask me
goes without saying
So true
>>157280750THis
truthnuke: ground fielding at that level is a complete memejust catch the ball and get the wickets. nobody gives a FUCK about 4s which is basically all a lottery given the state of outfields here and how much the ball bobbles. it's basically all luck and they should use all their time learning to not drop chances
Bloody hell, this Jake "Jake" Libby is some playerNot sure how the greatest List A player of all time (check the averages) has never played for England
context: Libby and bard were at a mutual friend's stag so the latter is shilling him to narcissistically claim he knows an England ODI playerit's a bit sad
>>157280775It's because of the state of the outfields and the fact that it bobbles a lot that the long barrier is so important desuIn my recent matches I'd say proper ground fielding vs shit ground fielding has been worth at least 50 runs per innings, which is obviously significant in most gamesCatches are important too though, of course
genuine question. has zachary 'rigged the poll and the declaration was sound btw' bowen ever even played a game of cricket?
>>157280816If ONLY I had met Jake "Jake" Libby on a stag, my connection with him is far more tenuous than thatOne of my good mates from uni used to play with and against him in the Cornish leagues, and one of my mates locally went to the same new parents group with him in Worcester and used to go for walks in the park with him and their respective missues and sprogsMe? Never met the man, unfortunately
I am tenuously connected to Donald Bradman
the shitjeet character is down to 2-3 posts a day max since the grireland humiliationmakes you think a bit that doesn't it
>>157280842he played a few times at school but was complete shit, doesn't have any hand-eye coordinationt. knower
bard the type of nigga to connect with Jake Libby on LinkedIn and mention his mate from the parents group in his DM
>>157280933That could be my way in desu, good idea
i used to be mates with the ginger kid from James and the giant peach
it's a 3D model mate. not real
>>157280997Not true at the start he’s real and they get turned into animation later on mate Don’t test me
>he's 40 and from Hertfordshireso surreylad was always a huge tarq (knew that) but is also almost as old as britjeet
He was in microsoap too Great show
wouldn't mind being fuckbuddies with a ginger lady and her giant peach iykwim haha
Peach is an underrated fruit ngl
more of a pear man mebit grim such a weak county side got that name
>>157281071Are you referring to the reigning one-day champions, who just absolutely demolished the limp-wristed poofters of Sussex thanks to more Jake "Jake" Libby brilliance? Those are the "weak" Pears, yeah?
Fuck haven’t had a pear in ages Might get a pear in the morning What a weekend in store for me
how did zachGOD end bards reign of terror and save /cric/ so easily?
not cricketin proper cricket poorcestershire aren't even div 1
>>157280620trvke
>>157280989This quite kino tbfUsed to watch it a lot as young buck Hope they don't do some Jewish Hollywood remake of it
In neath wetherspoons lads Couldn't start a fight here if I tried They are ally brothers>>157281365
>>157281026>microsoapbasednot thought about that for ages but it was indeed elite
If you're a dad you need to be a man Not cry Not be a liability The world is about to get fucked beyond your wildest dreams
>>157280933kek he would do that
real men drink alone in their bedsits
no they don't my bed room and lounge room are seperate
>>157281715So true
>>157281753meant soju iykwim haha
he just admitted he has a bedsit. gottem
real men master geopolitics from their bedsit
In all seriousness though I am scared
>>157281842meds then bed ol bingo wings
Don't like pears me Just don't enjoy the taste of them
>>157280761Is that the latest picture of zachy?
>>157282105They have a much better fibre to fructose ratio than apples. One of the best actually
neeky b with dire taste in fruit, as suspected
real men are frightened in their bedsit
I want to have sexual intercourse with a Welsh female Want her to bear my high testosterone seed
>>157282242>Want her to bear my high testosterone seedwho lent you that m8?
imagine the unathletic offspingwould prob struggle with an asterisked v2 when 25 lmao
zachy thinks about sex with anyone but himself and starts puking
>unathletic offspingshut it ol bingo wings you rootless German FAT NEEK
Having a few drinks before heading down to the Cardiff steamworks for the night
your offspring will never do a bicep curl, just like his unathletic dad lmao
based Saltburn
Zachy who's your mate that can't split the G lmao
we really need to tone down the /brit/ social club ladsthe bedsit gets mentioned every 5 posts
I am deriving little positive from this entire situation and I think I might need to find god before it's too late, or at least do something. I am snowballing towards death before my very eyes. I am nearly halfway done. Like a ready meal you are meant to cook for twenty minutes. I am at ten minutes
Imagine being a poo lmao
>see there's a new /cric/ thread>look inside>it's a zachy discussion threadevery time
you're just jealous of my ai zachys
life so boring you use ready meals as a metaphor
>>157282005based bibi
>eating goyslop
>Are You Being Served? (Australian TV series)
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>The Ashes urn on display at Lord'suhh yeah i do mate
>>157284316
i woke up too early
>>157284446still a couple hours till the league starts mate
early bird general desu
>>157284471Corr triple headerback to bed for a bit then brekkie and footy
In case any rug chad didnt knowAustralia vs JapanArgentina: 07:05CET: 11:05NZST: 22:05
rove (john to me) and shaun mcmanus are my second cousins ama
>>157284947is there a thread
>>157284980Yep game is in 6:30 bongs >>157215989
Week 2 of going weed sober is killing me bros. Should I relapse or just suck it up?
wistfully recalling those carefree few weeks when people listened to geese
>>157285917keep going bro, I slipped back a few weeks ago after about two months off and wish I hadn't
>>157285917i quit last october and i don't think about it ever nowi did for the first few months, but i replaced the addiction with porn
>>157285917I havent smoked much this year and now when i do i doesnt feel that good, been 2 months off twice this year and you feel better without the weed craving but you dont really get superhuman or nothing>>157286144>but i replaced the addiction with pornKek same
Dude weed LMAOOOO
No wonder Sebbo is such a schizo
Tbh it was going fine as I'd just take walks and get too tired to smoke but the wildfire smoke meant I was stuck indoors this week. Just gotta suck it up. Doesn't help that I'm also trying to quit caffeine.
heard talk that rugby is heaps gay but haven't looked into it myself
Bangladesh got all out for 54 against Australia D
>>157286894noooooooo, i wanted some good cricket
>>157286894Warnie was all out (deceased) for 52
Benyamin "Netty Yahoo" Chokes got REMEMBER THE NAME'D by Tohy Roland-Jones yesterday lmaooo
>>157277990Gotchu bhaihttps://jalpurmillersonline.com/products/jalpur-chilli-lemon-banana-chipsMore of a mogo (cassava to subhuman wh*te rape apes) man meself la' https://jalpurmillersonline.com/products/jalpur-chilli-lemon-cassava-chips
>weed sober What a fucking faggot lmao
>>157282426is that your dad? why are you posting pictures of random old men?
zachy actually looks good thereprobably AI
>>157277729If you want to makea pajeet absolutely seethe with rage tell him that cricket is a game, more akin to darts, than a sport
>>157277729bard on the left lol
Bard is an expert feldspar entrusted to coach the cricket future stars of Britain with his textbook technique
Bard could V7 feldspar tbqhwy
wonder if bard will ever make the england team
Maybe as a specialist fielder. He coaches kids you know
slow cooked brisket for dinner
>>157287413Only as a fielding coachman if the bigwigs at the ECB come to realise that the long barrier is a fundamental fielding skill which must be taught to all
Dont think bard would ever abandon the dear tax payer to faff around with cricket full time. The nation would fall apart
>>157287709Good pointMy first and most important responsibility is to the hard-working Great British taxpayer
bard literally coaching young boys. disgusting
>>157287850There were some girls tooCricket has become worryingly inclusive
think i'll sip on rum and gingers all day
bard what IS your role within His Majesty's Government? You were cagey when I suggested you were MI5, so are you an HMRC sponge?
>>157288110Prefer not to comment on thatCan confirm that I pay HMRC far more money than I receive from them thoughever
>>157288136understandable, I was a solicitor for several years when my gf worked for CPS.
im a doorman
And zachys a doormat
i sipped on a ginger once iykwim
>>157288358
>>157288378my favourite maori
>>157286894Was just going to post this, absolutely embarrassing: https://www.cricinfo.com/series/bangladesh-in-australia-2026-1527258/cricket-australia-xi-vs-bangladesh-tour-match-1548361/full-scorecard>that second innings scorecard
>>157288508it's gonna be another 2-dayer, isn't it?
wales looking lovely
August 8 down the yearsKane you feel the love tonight?Kane Williamson is born1990Birth of talented New Zealand batter Kane Williamson, who made a century on Test debut in Ahmedabad in 2010. Two years on, he made a match-saving hundred against a strong South African attack, this time batting five and a half hours for an unbeaten 102. Then he racked up 413 runs in three Tests against West Indies in 2014, including a second-innings 161 in Providence that helped his side secure a rare away series win. Later that year he made 192 in a 297-run stand with Brendon McCullum that helped square a series against Pakistan. And three innings later he made a career-best 242 not out and added a record 365 runs with BJ Watling for the sixth wicket, against Sri Lanka in Wellington. In 2016, Williamson took over the New Zealand captaincy after Brendon McCullum retired. Between March 2017 and March 2019, in 14 Tests he averaged 70, with five fifties and five hundreds, one of those centuries coming in a famous series-clinching win in Abu Dhabi. Williamson was also masterful in the 2019 World Cup, leading an inspiring campaign that fell short after New Zealand tied the final (and the Super Over that followed it) with England but lost on boundary count. Two years later, he led New Zealand to the inaugural World Test Championship title and the final of the T20 World Cup. He stepped down from Test captaincy late in 2022, but remained prolific in the format, averaging over 70 and scoring eight hundreds, four of which were double-hundreds, between December 2020 and December 2023. Two second-innings hundreds came in thrilling back-to-back wins - by one run against England after following on in Wellington and by two wickets against Sri Lanka in Christchurch. His hundred against South Africa took New Zealand to the 2025 Champions Trophy final, but they couldn't get past India to clinch the title.
>>157288737thIS
>>157287108yummotabla x
>>157286379umm…never smoked fella x
>>157282426lgm
Could use some better footwork
how was your night zachy
>>157288956not a bad lil leggy actually. most kids launch their leggys into low orbita young swepson
> launch their leggys into low orbitnowt wrong with that. i did that
>>157289257its extremely effective at a young age, but becomes "pies" around age 13
Don’t think he meant “batsmen launched them into orbit” but that they fucked up bowling them.
>>157288956>>157289239Looks like a flipper.
>>157289273…yh maybe>>157289277…yh did both launched them as a batsmanhurled them as a part time leggie ngl
>>157289289nah its not a flipper lol. its coming somewhat out the back of his which is why it has the top spin, but the bounce shows some sideways movement so not quite a full top spinner
bet sebbo had one of those retarded spin bowling actions that so many indian players seem to have lol
kekkkKkki had a run up similar to shastri ngl x
I wasn't much of a spin bowler. took up off spin when I became an opening bat because I wasnt focusing on pace bowling any more, and would really only get wickets with quicker balls trapping blokes on the creasenot much in the way of flight or spin on offer
me¿ tall af, used to bowl both - fast and spinand open the innings as a batspersonlofted straight drives, and pull shots were my specialties ngl simple as x
I got decent spin but was otherwise dogshit, too loopy not very accurate. but I still got an easy ride up into higher standard cricket since no one else bowled spin in the state lmao
>>157288956back to the 2nds for bard I think
Bit late doing this but.../ONE-DAY/ Cup, round 7 /HIGHLIGHTS/ and reportsindividual reports are available on Cricinfo and The Cricketer websites round up report https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c629w8w67y6o>Group A Lancashire 273/6. (48.1) v Gloucestershire 270/6.>RESULT: Lancs win by 4 wickets.https://youtu.be/WScgNm2ta0oLeicestershire 222/7. (47.1) v Warwickshire 220.(46.0)>RESULT: Leics win by 3 wickets.https://youtu.be/92myh89hUEQNottinghamshire 261/4. (46.4) v Northamptonshire 259/8.>RESULT: Notts win by 6 wickets.https://youtu.be/SiVj30_bdT4Somerset 368/9. v Surrey 180 all out (38.2)>RESULT: Somerset win by 188 runs. https://youtu.be/IZaVQ9erz2Y>Group B Durham 303/7. v Middlesex 307/7. (49.3)>RESULT: Middx win by 3 wickets.https://youtu.be/1JcRmBGmUngGlamorgan 309/7. v Essex 312. (47.1)>RESULT: Essex win by 3 runs. https://youtu.be/k8luAnZSjD8Sussex 333/9. v Worcestershire 334/6. (48.2)>RESULT: Worcs win by 4 wickets. https://youtu.be/5oMqvCyg8sIYorkshire 281/5. (49.2)v Derbyshire 278/8.>RESULT: Yorks win by 5 wickets.
>>157289559busy with the mrs I bet haha
>>157289313You can tell by the way it's pulled down its been bowled under the hand and meant to be a flipper. I don't think the got that much sideways movement, the angle he bowls at isn't parallel to camera so it looks like its going more from leg to off than it actually is. Also for a tennis ball off a paved surface there wasn't much bounce, hence why it "looks" like he's tried to bowl a flipper .
nah, look at the frames before it. tale tale signs of a hand trying to get "behind" the wrist for a topspinner. you dont do this for a flipperrequired viewing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFwhAsoax7w
not going to listen to a man who can't play spin explain spin
>>157289988no but steven rotate
>>157284970What's going on with Hughsey he's gone birko
I was to young to properly watch rove live, was it kino?
>>157290196You can still watch it im sure its online mate
>>157290285Surely a topical show no?
>>157290285lose the suspense about whether john howard might in fact be watching that evening
>>157290196nah not really
I've started drinking with me cat
Crug chadsSpringboks vs argentina in 10 bings
>>157291091LIAR
>>157291338Sorry bro
>>157291431its ok i'll still watch 2 great anthems
Zachy i was thinking while you are in Wales you should join a choir https://youtu.be/mX7gmTGO3eE?si=F9-S1iKnzPVcT7jP&t=29
What happened to PNG?
just woke up
i love alastair cook
Bards proto gf when he got out for 3 (5)
pewees gf, pic related
Dont have a gf because I have a wife
my wife
>>157282945who remembers when sebbo and zachie linked up lol good times
Imagine being a convict lmaooo
imagine living in england lmao did it for a year and wanted to kill myself
>>157294056corr i'd give her a load of my icky white cum all over her face iykwim haha
bit on the nose
yeah a bit would go on her nose too of course iykwim haha
https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c>>157296137luff does enter through the nose innt
I dont understand please elaborate
basically he takes your posts and adds something to do with sex and haha iykwim.
>>157296432
>>157296432you've got it all backwards iykwim haha
the gf
save some forehead for the rest of us
It's the middle of summer and not a single test match is being played utterly mad that
>>157298765Meanwhile Australia is literally hosting a test match in winter because we're simply a superior people with superior taste in sport
>>157294679
>>157297936Look at that forehead
Reeks of losing to Ireland all of a sudden
Australians try too hard to impress people>le crocodile Dundee thats not a knife MAAAATE throw anutha shrimp on tha baaaarbee MAAAAATE throw anutha cricket test on your winter MAAAATE CUNT
>we're so hard we play cricket in freezing 20 degree heatState of Australians
just bought a printer ama
>>157299151be honest we both love to debase ourselves for the Big Strong Americans equally
>>157299189What are you printing mate
>>157299209meth mostly
>>157299209some documents I reckon
get it
can't say i do champ
thinking about buying a printer to print some documents lads
The best thing about buying a printer is printing documents
i was showing a graduate how to use fax machine recently, asked her to get the original copy back from the machine and she looked bamboozled, she thought it physically transported the paper to the recipient kek thanks for reading
>>157299324corr what's her number i've got a document to put in her fax machine iykwim haha
printer set up, loaded it up with some paper and ink. now sitting back with a beer while my documents print. life is good
$200 was a small price to pay for the freedom to print whatever I please whenever I please
>>157299324british public service still uses faxes lmaodo you not even have a set up where you can just email a document to come out of a fax machine on the other side?
just sold some meth addict a broken printer
wish i had a printerhope someone else doesnt post about having a printer and printing whatever documents they want today, that would really ruin my evening.
>Blogging about printersIs this a new low for /cric/?
just printed some lessos scissoring ama
on the morettis
love my Brother MFCL3770CDW colour laser printer with built in scanner. Use it pretty much daily.
>>157299459crisp megot caught printing out nudes to store in my spank bank when I was youngone of them i remember was lily allens tits
i defraud the public purse by doing my printing at work
>>157296432micksperg (aka the unfunniest poster ever bar maybe sebshit) completely exposed here lmao
I've literally never used a fax machine and I'm ancientdoubt that post is true
medicine is still heavily dependent on the facsimile machine
in legal settings fax machines are still very relevant you laptop thumbing monkeys wouldn't get it
looking forward to the verbose and grandiose explanation of how law doesn't involve laptop thumbing
A humble 18 (31) from me yesterday, in a losing causeThree of our top 5 got ducks, so I was having to try to steady the ship AGAINPut on a little partnership with our opener to shore things up, but then got out LBW to an away-swinging dibbly dobbler
>>157299623Lawyers are obsolete in the age of ai
>>157299623Take your own advice mate. You're trying to hang your hat on some assertion that a time range between earliest and latest posts equates to a solid block of full-time posting that prevents one from doing anything else. The fact that you can even claim to know my "typical" posting hours is hilariously obsessive. A true testament to my living rent free in your pea-size skull cavity.I get it. You can't comprehend that a guy of my age and in my profession could enjoy fucking around on here talking about cricket. Fact of the matter is the law isn't glamorous or uniform as the "true crime" TV shows your mum watches make it out to be. A lot of us don't go to court more than once every few months. A lot of us make our money doing transactional work, like real estate closings.I mean, fuck me, let's even assume my activity schedule is what you assert it to be. So what? You've got an assertion followed by a conclusion with no explanation to connect the two. Law often isn't a 9-5 job. It certainly isn't in my case.And again, what the fuck does any of that have to do with me being or not being a lawyer? Do you not know what a lawyer is?
might be time to hang up the pads bard lad. eyes clearly gone with the embarrassing recent set of scoresyou want people to say he left the cricket rather than the cricket left himmany people are starting to say the latter
>>157299661always a classic
>>157299644Thats 18 more runs than a certain negative nancy
>>157299663A cutting yet erudite observation, I've been thinking the same thingI've come to realise that, unfortunately, I was much better as a 17 year old than I am nowThink there's still hope for me but there's some glaring errors in my game (namely, missing the ball against slow bowlsmen) that are responsible for my dismissal almost every weekThe long dark night of the soul is upon me>>157299687Thanks m8Still ended up being the 3rd highest score for our team in what was a very weak batting display
>>157299590I work in a magic circle firm, no fax machines in sight
wish some would machine my firm magic circle, fax
*sends you a fax of a black page taped to itself*
>>157299724just a light, uni style prank
reminder>poll winner vs poll rigger
lawyer? I hardly even know her!
>>157299753Tried it with a random snippet from the middle of my PhD thesis, based exceptionally gifted me
need some sunny weather so i can work on my tan while i print documents
>>157300043this but need some money weather so i can work on my tax while i print documents haha
lawncunt u in m8
/cric/ - Pensions, Printers and Mortgages
if your circle isn't discussing shit that bores you to death, find a new circle
Nice to see Durham using outgrounds again, Essex playing at Darlington.
yea thats really interesting mate but what is their printing situation like?
>i was showing a graduate how to use fax machine recentlyblud is living in 1977 lmao
why does /cric/ fear the fax machine
if it was really fast it'd be the shadowfax machine iykwim haha
another HILARIOUS micksperg post therehow does he do it?must have made thousands of funny posts at this point. what a riot
just fell asleep
a simple haha idkwym haha iykwim haha would've sufficed
I like micksperg
bored as fuck with this game
>>157300447crisp early access ace combat 8 player
>>157300447Pears vs Glamorgan? Admittedly it's been a bit of slow start from the reigning champs due to the loss of early wickets, but I don't think that necessarily makes it boring
>>157300465I wish.>>157300473"Pears"Port Adelaide played yesterday champ.
haha idkwym haha haha
micksperg 72 hours after you btfo him with an arrowposting bbl webm edit be like:>>157300423
booo
reminder RE: The Cardigans - Gran Turismo
not even one socialist militia left that you can go fight with the absolute state of the modern world not even in libya or myanmar
yay!
baked the cake on the front of the cover of the magazine
every army that has individuals that gets paid by their government is pretty much socialism right? when you think about it.
>>157300626its my favourite game you deadshit.
The mighty Simon Harmer got Stokes out before he could make a half-century. Durham 97/4 after 15 overs kek.
Jake "Jake" Libby has his FOURTH (4th) century in a rowThis man is simply an incredible List A cricketsman and I'm proud to call him a very tenuous acquaintance of a friend
you share the same needle or something?
no but steven hiv/aids
this c+c music factory song is too pushy
Phoebe Litchfield
>Jake "Jake" LibbyI don't get this
>>157300555kek
has anyone ever done this before?
>>157307300Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
the gerry adams and yahya sinwar are raging inside me
Are you blokes pumped for the Australian summer of cricket?
>>157307300me on the left
>>157307356this was supposed to be the summer of george iykwim haha
>>157307300Scotch or Christchurch for sure
>>157307300its... not... possible...
>>157307300If the band was good you wouldnt have to
>>157307300>doing what hitler didumm this is a bit problematic sweety
business idea: form an 11 piece band with your mates but you're also a cricketing team
ireland afghanistan tonighttest cricket on thursday
>>157308603
Shane warnes instrument was a meth pipe
for me it's playing daryl mitchell's head like a bongo drum
>>157308578>that's an expensive piano
Music XI:>Matt Horne>Rob Key>Victor Trumper>Ian Bell>Jonty Rhodes >Emily Drumm>Sam Harper>Tanveer Sangha>Jamie Overtone>Lauren Bell>Arshdeep Singh
any team with jonty rhodes gets my seal of approval
>>157308825any team with ellyse perry and phoebe litchfield gets my seed of approval iykwim haha
>>157308908>ellyse perrynot sure your seed will do much these days unless shes frozen some
>>157308916no but Steven Ice-tray
dont encourage him
>>157308814Imagine being Arsedeep behind Lauren Bell
>>157308916no but steven in vitro fertilate
>>157309000corr i'd make her sing iykwim haha
>her doing the splits just to get her arsh down to the height of my loins
no
>>157308578
>>157308814jamie overtone is a good one
>>157309140
>>157308814>no roblinda2, the world renowned cruise ship covers band artist
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>>157308578i dislike tawdry accusations of A.I. use as much as the next person, but I have a few questions regarding the veracity of this photo
He probably spent hours thinking that up and the best part is no one is going to bother reading it
>>157308814https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Holder
Weak DNA means victory
>>157309317Such a west indian name, but he will be running drinks
losing 2-0 and then spending a month exclusively posting between midnight at 3am so you don't get bullied means victory
Strong DNA is when you have a population of 1.5 billion and then still lose everything anyway
/ONE-DAY/ Cup, round 8 /HIGHLIGHTS/ and reportsindividual reports are available on Cricinfo and The Cricketer websitesround up report https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5ydjxj4z0mo>Group AGloucestershire 282/6. (49.1) v Nottinghamshire 279. (48.3)>RESULT: Gloucs win by 4 wickets.https://youtu.be/uAYFxRD_-NIKent 262/4. (47.3) v Leicestershire 261/7. >RESULT: Kent win by 6 wickets.https://youtu.be/kQw-hQg4M7INorthamptonshire 189/3. (30.0) v Somerset 185. (47.0)>RESULT: Northants win by 7 wickets.https://youtu.be/kelfKUpTdtIWarwickshire 314/8. (48.5) v Lancashire 311/5.>RESULT: Warks win by 2 wickets.>Group BDerbyshire 240. (43.5) v Middlesex 327/6.>RESULT: Middx win by 87 runs.https://youtu.be/86sib8iRofQDurham 229/5. v Essex 209. (37.1)>RESULT: Durham win by 20 runs.https://youtu.be/H53iq7YtTTsGlamorgan 281/8. v Worcestershire 278/9. >RESULT: Glamorgan win by 2 wickets.https://youtu.be/xBq55sKeLkcSussex 332. (48.5) v Hampshire 383/9.>RESULT: Hants win by 51 runs.https://youtu.be/YXgNm-bQCvI
types it all up for free then probably faxes it to his manager lol
I support him through patreon
>worcestershire fucking it up they seemed to be a dead cert for KO stage but >poostershire
noticed the neek from neath didn't post much this weekend and that /cric/ was tolerable for once. makes you think
reckon he thinks we're beneath him iykwim haha
yeah nice one mate well done proud of you
micksperg has never managed a funny post. he's surely going to make his first one soon. surely..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzA4UHqxao
>>157310043dead cat bounce
>>157310043this has been deboonked
>>157310168...with other people's posts
>>157310177glad you finally admit arrowsperg is someone else
bard has had sex with multiple gay people but wont talk about it, weird
>>157310268arrowsperg is you and also your worst gimmick
lets make it happen ladsthai meetup this year for the cric ladsliterally can rent a huge house/apartment and just watch crickeyand if we need a visa we can simply marry some thai bitches easy as
>The cricket boards of Scotland and the Netherlands have criticised the International Cricket Council for structural changes made to the men's 50-over World Cup.>Last month the ICC announced the main part of the tournament for 2027 would be 12 teams in two groups of six, rather than 14 as originally planned.>The three lowest-ranked qualifiers will instead be placed in a preliminary three-team Super Series, from which only the winner will progress.>It effectively means the likes of Scotland and the Netherlands face three qualifying tournaments to reach the main group stage of the World Cup.>A joint statement from Cricket Scotland and Royal Dutch Association (KNCB) said they had "significant concerns" about the "impact of these changes" along with the "process through which they have been introduced".>"The changes risk weakening the integrity and credibility of international cricket, and only highlights the importance of strong governance, transparent decision-making and effective engagement with members," the statement said.>"Changing those structures at short notice creates significant uncertainty, disrupts planning, and places additional operational and financial pressure on organisations that are already operating with limited resources."good lads
I'm sorry but are these faggots fucking kidding?getting played by the thai roastie faggots
>>157310424You bummed any ladyboys yet m8?
>>157310432yeah honestly one of the worst moments of my life, got fleeced by a ladyboyextremely drunk, dragged off into some weird side alley, "fucked" her for a couple of seconds then realized and sort of ran off after paying a few thousand baht
imagine having such bad '''game''' you can't pick up some (formerly male) waitress and need to take stalker pics of others who can then post about it on herethat was the highlight of nz backpacklad's quote and quote holiday
>cric when no cricket is on
1st reply ITT blub
>>157309710x
yikes
>>157310522>quote and quote
it's a now win situation
I fucking love milk i reckon i drink a few pints a day its the most elite drink there is
>>157310402Only associates with a spine.
I'd kill for a cold bag of milk right about now
>bag of milk
>>157310402goes without saying
https://youtu.be/IFtE37Fdplo
>>157311769Don't about your mom that way iykwim haha
>>157309796Fucked up the game against Glammy quite badly, but I wouldn't say >we were ever a dead cert for the KOs desu, we lost a couple of other games early-ish in the campaign
>>157310285I don't believe that any of the women I have known in the biblical sense are gay, although I suppose I can't rule it out in one or two cases
Bookmakers and cricket analysts currently put Glamorgan's odds of staying up in Division 1 at around 85%–90%
>>157312659Congrats to you chaps for the last-ball victory against the PearsmenYoung guns put in a good partnership in the middle and then the experienced heads saw you home at the endWasn't impressed with our bowlsmanship but all credit to Glammy for holding their nerve
>>157312659well done glammycha!
>you chapshe's not welshliterally a tarq from surrey (and his well foreheaded but thinly armed bf is a tarq from sussex)
>>157312926To be desu actual Welsh people are pretty repulsiveJust are working-class people from any parts of the British IslesIt's a sensible and time-honoured approach to install English tarqs strategically around the provinces to run the show and keep things in order
Went out for drinks on Saturday night with a few of the cricket lots, mostly tarqs from the local private schools in their early 20sThen we met up with more of their tarq mates from school out in townDon't know why I went, just fancied a few beers really, but it was a bit of a weird group to be with (not that fun either)
thanks for letting us know
>>157313208its the best part about drinking
ummm… yh wait on. question… what exactly qualifies someone as a Tarq on /cric/¿is owning a bedsit a Tarq?mortgage paid off… still Tarq?second property..landlord Tarq?six-figure salary…STEM Tarq?German car — autobahn Tarq?private pension .. fiscally responsible Tarq?better credit score than you ..Experian Tarq?parents still married ..generational-wealth Tarq?owns actual furniture instead of a gaming chair and mattress on the floor ..bourgeois Tarq?at what point does the Tarq with a house, career, wife, pension and functioning boiler become less of a Tarq than the bloke calling him one from his childhood bedroom at 34need a rulingtabla x
>>157313208Yeah to be fair not really sure where I was going with thatWas just a bit of an odd set of drinksfellows I accidentally found myself with>>157313232>is owning a bedsit a Tarq?In general, no (proper povvo accommodation), but the situation changes if your mum just bought it outright for you>mortgage paid off… still Tarq?Depends what age>second property..landlord Tarq?Often, although landlords can be a bit nouveau rich too, wasn't just tarqs who rose the inflationary house price wave in the last generation (although their wealth left them best placed to do so)>six-figure salary…STEM Tarq?Not necessarily, I don't think those high-earning nerds tend to be tarqs, usually middle-class>German car — autobahn Tarq?Again, not necessarily, spending beyond your means on an expensive car is actually quite a povvo-coded trait>private pension .. fiscally responsible Tarq?Pretty much everyone is required to have a private pension now (money auto-deducted from your paycheque), so not really. But those with additional extra pensions and other funds are usually tarqs acting on the advice of their family's wealth manager, yeah>better credit score than you ..Experian Tarq?Don't even know if tarqs need credit desu>parents still married ..generational-wealth Tarq?Suspect divorce rates among tarq families are actually moderately high desu, although I haven't seen the data>owns actual furniture instead of a gaming chair and mattress on the floor ..bourgeois Tarq?No, most people own furniture, irrespective of social class>at what point does the Tarq with a house, career, wife, pension and functioning boiler become less of a Tarq than the bloke calling him one from his childhood bedroom at 34The latter can remain a tarq all his life even if he advances very little in life and fades away into poverty and alcoholism. Social class is only weakly related to how much money you have in the bank
>>157313281amazin..so it’s apparently an invisible hereditary substance only /cric/ can detect it seems
>>157313338yes exactly. remembering when some lad posted a living room with old person furniture and said it was tarq
>>157313338Not just /cric/Most British people have an understanding of class signifiers
fuck mehope bard types up this much at work (funded by me btw, I literally pay his wages)
Afghanistan are beating Ireland 2-0same scoreline as bindia in the opposite directionwtf were they doing lmao
wait, are ireland not actually that good at cricket?
meant india
>>157313432I save all of my best typing for toil out of deep respect to the Great British taxpayer, who keep me in the manner to which I have become accustomed
If Ireland can beat a nation of 1.5 billion cricket fanatics I can't possibly see how they wouldn't be good at cricket
bard is irish
>>157313525I certainly play cricket like an Irishman (shit)
>>157313404>>157313348>britfag sees a mahogany sideboard and starts reconstructing the owner’s bloodlineme¿ think it’s all bullplop. Br*t class is basically decided by what school you went to and everything after that is amateur anthropology
sebbo knows class systems wellwhich is why he had to try to get his dalit ass as far away from india as he could
keKkknot a Dalit fellapure Brahmin stock here tabla for correcting the record x
>>157313994>not reserving c++ for brahmins
I can understand giving the dalits java
>>157313994sadly sebshit is from the lowest class and this is why shitjeet and the other jeet flags constantly look down and make fun of him. makes me angry desu
kekKkkunnecessary and misguided fella but tabla x
i reserve my big white python for priestesses and warrior women iykwim haha
On court seshes at da 'bro this weekend, passing by their were a pair of engshitters of the >mens netball team gping to their training. They spoke as camply as you could imagine
if you live in england you're an engshitter
few off topic posts be a same if certain man cleaned them up
we already have bard for huge essays nobody reads shitjeet, don't you startstick to your 'engshitters hindu /strongminds/ badminton soul limbo' one liners please
shitjeet rolling in his E90 ///M318d with 30 M-Sport badges LMAO
Lot of posts in violation of 3lol lately
Lots of violations of certain man's back-door lately and im not talking about the bedsit
>>157318147kek
Last round of one day cup matches today
Wales is peng
Laverbread is peng
for me it's lembas bread iykwim haha
went to watch Bard play todaygot some footage of him battinghttps://x.com/ravimane53/status/2086776481989140648
Luxons getting rolled lads. Bald men just cant be trusted
>shitjeet gets btfo again after having his seethessays spam is ignored >zachy starts back up on the welsh larp spam straight after
>>157281647I'm a cat dad :)
>>157318375*does a noticing in you're path*
>shitjeet's novels got deleted:(
ew just stepped in a noticing on the footpathit looked human too
faggot cat wants attention again
>>157318466
smacked him on the arse and called him black in spanish
still in wales on a tuesday, making this his 83rd day off this year not including all the half-days to do bouldering... but he definitely has a job lads!
fewer than 2 days until The Summer Of Cricket™, how the time flies.
no way
plans for the eclipse on wednesday lads?state of me I don't have glasses because I only found out about it today
who project anchor here?
>>157318496Hopefully enough of the lads gather to drown these miserable faggots (the british flags) out
>>157318506i'm not projecting you're projecting
Neath Abbey is my favourite abbey after Maella Abbey
called it
had to look up what that wasof course its some anime video game shiteyou're 36. might want to grow up
based passive-aggressive vague-posting KING
we don't (You) around here. I was talking about Maella Abbey as mentioned by the neek of neath
sharks vs new zealand after work wohayy
>essex collapse yh sums up the one day season for essex
completed my census, nothing to hide, nothing to fear. simple.
reckon the britcels would love to fill out a census
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