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sharted
Wait his name is Jizz Chasm? That’s what I call your mom’s anus when I’m done with it
I gawtta have it...
It has been thirty-six (36) innings since the Seattle Mariners have scored a run that was not the result of a home run. In that span, the Mariners have scored five (5) total runs
>Nick Sogahd
my doggie doos
Cum Shitter kek
dodgers
>>157293164contractors do shit quality work because they work under time constraints and cut corners. I don't mind. it's good to be active tidying shit up with my own hands. back to it.
bunt chad genny
cheating
>>157293215change the channel
Comfy Bakerspie thread. :)
Os
The Yankees are scoring five runs again
Gage Jump is gaping the red sox
What do we do now?
>>157293238Kek, cheat sux got too hot too early
>>157293241move to Vancouver
the Sox are only half a game behind the Yanks and their home buff hasn't even paid off yet
>>157293199lol
uh oh stinkies...
>>157293280Can’t be upset about that Ronald Acuña Jr is probably the most talented baseball player in the world when healthy Well he’s healthy. Ball was torched. Hanging on by a thread here. Gonna be a theme.
3-2 Athletics noice
>>157293279you could make the same point without being racist online just because there are usually no repercussions to anonymous posting. you're a coward if you behave differently on here while keeping your mouth shut and eyes averted like a bitch irl
what is it about this general that makes people blogpost? nobody gives a shit about your milktoast life
>>157293241Finish 3rd in the worst AL West ever
>>157293300I need it
>>157293293The Red Sox are NOT an elite team and will be humbled
>>157293300obviously most of the general gives a shit considering blogposting happens all the time, which has led you to the very question prompted by a widespread phenomenon that refutes your assertioncongratulations, you are logically retarded on top of being a bitter cunt
>>157293297
east coast anglo irish Americans got em seething again?
50 years, no World Series appearances. Unbelievable.
>>157293330they should be banned from the league
>>157293297>you could make the same point without being racist onlinewhere do you think you are
>>157293330They need to go to NL for an easier chance
>>157293345a site full of losers going nowhere in life. shaming them will hurt more now that they're all 30+ and still haven't done shit
why don't the mariners try cheating like the red sox?
>>157293356Nobody’s hurt you’re actually more of a loser for policing a website like this I mean, do you get gratification from being a moderator on 4chan like that is a large life accomplishment? Sounds like you’re speaking from experience, sir
>>157293365they don't care enough to bother
KWAB
>>157293377>you're a loser for calling out racismkeep telling yourself that you beta clown>sirglad you understand our distinct positions in life. now don't (You) me again until you get a job
BEN RICE 431’
cam on barves hit some dingers
crazy how the Yankees raped and gaped all of America for 50 years when it was the only sport in the country. That's multi generational seethe
>>157293404 Yeah, OK no problem.
>>157293159Sawx down 1BUT YOU KNOW IT ENDS
Lombard is so good.
im gay and i LOVE fast food!!!
based Lombards
>>157293461NIGGA just wiped out at first base lol
Banner check
>>157293461he's had like 10 AB
>>157293475Lombards first ever multi hit game in the mlb
marinasaaars kek
>>157293476>wild card participation banners
>YoungDamn how do mfs make it so far in a sport they like to be this ass????
>>157293300it's the canonical hangout for autistic NEET Chicanos
>>157293491Don't look up at the rafters in Tropicana lol
>>157293489>the major league baseball
>>157292091>Dallas has an overall higher level of crime compared to the national averagethe Rangers play in Arlington, nice try>The area immediately around Tropicana Field (the home of the Tampa Bay Rays in St. Petersburg) sits next to urban areas where you should stay aware of your surroundings after dark.it's funny how you pick "dallas" before, but this time you try to defer to "where the ball park is". Also, St Petersburg is a tourist destination, with much less crime than your shithole>Denver - Like most urban entertainment districts, it sees property crime, late-night rowdiness, and nearby homelessness....another reach, especially compared to baltipoor>Milwaukee has a higher-than-average crime rate compared to the rest of the United Stateswhat kind of crime? because it's not violent crime>Anaheim >parts of central and west Anaheim visible homelessness. Venturing far from the main tourist corridors late at night requires standard urban situational awarenessspoken like someone who has never been there, t. Resident of Costa Mesaagain, the measuring stick wasn't "compared to major cities" but rather "compared to baltimore"it's funny how you "clown" but in the end, you're just posting a selfie :^)
Red Sox are throwing the game to try and throw off the cheating allegations.
Bomb it, f’k the braves
>>157293513that's how everyone says it. it's a business, not just an acronym>welcome to the nfl>welcome to the mlb>welcome to the nbaetc
>mfw the east coast wins multiple American Sports Championships back to back
If u hit the ball 10% of the time that makes u a superstar
is this the /cityplanning/ genny?
>>157293262
cum shitter kek
>>157293476Where are the world series and pennant banners? Surely a team that has been around as long as the mariners would have a few
>>157293297I'm black, I'm allowed to say shit like this, timmy
>>157293524its annoying how mlb doesn't follow the trend alongside NFL and NHL
>>157293524No, it’s just MLB or Major League Baseball.
>>157293514don't bother to reply, I already put you on ignore
>>157293535My house on the right
>>157293471you and me both
>>157293524>that's how everyone says it.no, it's not.
Mike Jazzstrzemski
>>157293524>THE national football LEAGUE>"The League">THE national basketball ASSOCIATION>"The Association">THE major league BASEBALL>"The Baseball"get it?
>>157293535ngl I knew that shit was Baltimore just by the look.
So is the brewers' model to put together a team that always makes the postseason even if they never win just because that is enough to make fans give them big revenue?
>>157293535>still safer than Milwaukee
>>157293491kek
This is all iglesias fault
>>157293551>>157293564>>157293568it's really not that deep. people say "the mlb" frequently. they also say "the show" or "the league" or "the majors." taking issue with this is pointless
I truly think 2023 will be the best Orioles team I will see for a long time. They've only been above .500 for a 1/3rd of my life and the future just looks bleak of these prospects don't work out just like they haven't for years now.
>>157293557RIP Cruddy Yo :(
>>157293568People call it the major leagues buddy stop being obtuse.
smart walk to set up the game ending 6-4-3
red sux kek
>>157293585those are all different than saying the mlb (the major league baseball)
>>157293524You don’t put “the” in front of MLB, retard. Have you heard ANYONE call it the MLB ever?
Austin Riley can’t hit 96 lol. Gg Braves. I hate Chris Sale.
>>157293476could be worse
The Mariners are the most goated team in the mlb.
is Splatoon Raiders Mariners-coded? I was playing it and shit's fun no cap
>trying to explain definite articles to eslkaner and his third world int friends kek did they overcorrect after the other day?
>>157293614>>1572936232 easily found viral posts that have gotten more traction than an /mlb/ thread gets in a yearget over it. you're not special for noticing that "the mlb" as an acronym sounds more awkward when said fully. you have to be dumb+autistic to care about this. it's like complaining that people say "goated" because "greatest of all time-ed" is nonsensicalyou really have nothing better to do with your lives than bicker over common phrasing on fucking 4chan?
>>157293356you sound like a massive fag, go back to plebbit
Hrrk!!!
>>157293652>my proof is 2 indian run X accountsgrim
Why is the East Coast so superior and historic compared to the rest of America, especially in baseball? The former canonical sport of America prior to 1964
the luck sox are overrrrrrr
>it was 5-3STANKEEDOO'EM!
Here for the blue jays game
>>157293652It’s a newfag filter and you’re seething about it, guess what that means?
>>157293551This. You can say “the major leagues” and “MLB” to refer to the collective, but there’s no legal entity called the Major League Baseball like there is with the National Football League, for instance. The American League and The National League are separate legal entities and MLB refers to all major leagues (all two of them).
>>157293685shut up FAGGOT
>>157293661it's the first 2 that came up when filtering for 1000+ likes. there are thousands if not millions of posts like thisand the point isn't who said it, even though you're wrong there as well. the point is that it's common phrasing>>157293678being on 4chan since you were 12 and having nothing else to show isn't a badge of honor you dork
THAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIINTHAAAA YAAANKEEES WIIIN
>>157293652>xitter screenshot of ridiculous dumb low iq ai jeet bullshitDo better.
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>>157293661Indians don't watch baseball, not an argument
>>157293697my stream is like 2 mins behind and you're spoiling
>>157293699>everything i don't like is ai and/or X thing i hateyou're a small-minded loser who is emotionally frustrated by the most trivial of "arguments"
>>157293693Newfag seething kek
Did the Red Sox finally retire the ugly yellow uniforms?
>>157293652dis nigga went to xwitter to cherry pick posts from two literally who accounts to try to make his point kekkeep saying the mlb like a retard I guess, retard
START SPREEEADIN THA NEWS
>>157293704no, but they farm views on facebook and X by reposting stuff from other people disguised as interest. the entire LAD (LADbible LADunderground etc) empire is built on this shit
>>157293714>literally who>350k likesmore weight than a general on 4chan will ever carryand I'll continue to just call it baseball and not have an autistic conniption when someone says "the MLB" in my vicinity
>>157293714The mlb make ya seethe?
THE Newfag is still seething kek
>>157293710>>157293712
>>157293710>Fucking brainlet can't see through ai-written postsNGMI faggot. rope asap
humiliation ritual has begun
>>157293745no thanks, got too much to do. continue to have a meltdown and advocate for suicide after making an autistic mountain out of a molehill
The mlb kek
The Superior CoastThe American Coast The EastWhere This Country Conquers The Stars
>>157293751I need a weiner
Sure, I'll watch Angels Marlins now, why not
>>157293751In the Dodgers 7 game losing streak, only 2 of the starters will be starting playoff games(yes I'm coping)
>>157293751>4 aces>finna go 0-2 each in this lossing streakKWAB
>>157293728post your team, I have to know
Doyers have lost 7 out of the 8 games I've watched since I started rooting for them, forgive me Ohtani-san
>>157293652>some apehoop/niggercollide twitter account assuming the initialism also applies to baseball>some based-in-India slop twitter accountalright now give 2 actual examples
>>157293765his team is "white people points" lol
>>157293759The east coast could cure cancer but we still get Baseball games occasionally starting at 9-10am and we don't have to watch our teams start at 10pm ever, and that is priceless
>>157293770not too late to pick a new team
>>157293728lmao Diego desperate to believe this
>>157293759NASA is primarily based out of Texas though. Claiming florida as it's base is like claiming san diego as it's base
>>157293765Seems like the same fag who seethes about not putting the previous link in OP, I just need more time…
>>157293765SoftBank Hawks>>157293771>>157293756anyway, dumb discussion. you people are genuinely autistic and will grind the silliest of arguments to the bone just to hold on to the feeling of an internet victory (nonexistent)people will continue to refer to American baseball as the MLB
Career high in strikeouts for Gage Jump
>>157293796god I wish I had the green gay meme handy on this phone
>>157293796kek god bless ya inspector!!
>accuses others of being autistic and having a melty>does the most autistic thing you could think of by searching twitter, filtering by likes, etc., and has the biggest newfag melty seen here all seasonoof madone
>>157293795You think Chikaner knows where NASA is located? He’s from the poojindaloo province.
brett bateman in CF
>>157293818Let’s see Paul Allen’s position
>>157293786I'm sticking with them for the rest of the year, next year when I feel more informed about the sport overall I'll pick one that represents me best and remain with them till the very end.
>>157293829who's that?
>>157293811>>157293796>tracking personalities>being proud of spending your lives on 4chan>providing evidence is "autism" while vaguely screeching about "the major league baseball" isn'tit's sad how differently you "people" view the world. you can't even tell how behind you are. you're genetically incapableanyway, $4 a pound. we're moving on from this tomfoolery
Yeah man everyone calls it The MLB because retards on twitter who are ESL said so
>>157293835you should cheer for the Las Vegas Athletics
>>157293837Gaynon kek
detective faggot is here...
Do not drag me into this, no one calls it The MLB.
>>157293590Iktf brO. There was a ton of optimism in 2023. 101 wins, everything seemed to moving in the right direction. Getting swept obviously stung, but hey we thought we were going to be back year after year. Never thought the players we had would just get worse. Gunnar is absolutely pathetic. Now we have a new crop of prospects. We can now sit here and hope that things will turn around. Hooray!
>>157293811>deadnaming XISHYGDDT
I need to be bent over and filled up... Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...
>>157293813chikaner is from argentina
God damn, the Red Sox are getting raped and gaped.
>>157293590how are you feeling about the Pete Alonso contract? also, what happened to Gunnar Henderson? and will Jackson Holliday ever break out?
>thinks random xwitter post screencaps are evidenceo kek
>>157293799>the doyers aren't AKSHULLY the past team>ohtani is the MVP>the dodgers just offered the tigers the best deal Why is the (((media))) advancing all these obvious lies right now? It's like they are on LA's payroll.
>>157293837yeah, you're seething
>>157293870uhhhh tmi much
VLADDY HR
>>157293872>doyerpacos are living vicariously through some AL team because they got gaped by the sox and cubs (and sneks)KEK
>>157293849I'm thinking about it honestly, I'll be rooting for the Las Vegas Raiders for the next few years in the NFL because I was told they have the new Tom Brady, and Moneyball is what got me into Baseball so maybe I should give the A's a chance when they get their shit together.
>chikaner is from argentina
>>157293884R V R EVRE
>>157293854based shenmue poster. I was worried there for a second that you weren't actually based and are in fact retarded.
>>157293877my boobs are bigger than hers
HOLY MOLY IT'S A FATTY GUERRERO HOME RUN
>>157293890>exposing yourself as nuoof
>>157293895unlike you, she is a woman
>>157293877Finally a latina that isn't fat and doesn't have ugly tattoos
>>157293889
Lombard Jr and Garcia Jr have single handily changed the vibe All we can do is pray Boston or Tampa gives us some help
>>157293898>still hasn't hit a home run at Rogers this yearkek
>>157293877how do I get a gf like this?
>>157293912$400
>>157293877I know she's objectively attractive but girls doing stuff like this grosses me out. they're so vapid and superficially obsessed like they don't realize what life is actually about. can women understand, to their bones, the words of the Presocratics, the Sophists, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Aquinas, Descartes, Kant, Hegel, etc.?do women think about the valor and enrichment of the soul?
I can't believe we're getting a 2001 rematch ws...
where were you when the "the mlb" newfag got btfo
>>157293889The A's will most likely be a good team by the time they're in Vegas, leagues like to script it so the new team does well in their new town and the A's minor league farm looks good right now. People like to shit on the Raiders but I unironically think Brady is turning them around, the fact that Mendoza is gonna sit out this season is proof they know what they're doing.
>>157293921that's it? and she'll love me unconditionally?
>>157293873Nta but will answer anyway >How are you feeling about the Pete Alonso contract? Love it. He's not playing as well as i hoped but I see why Mets fans were so upset about losing him. Guy is a ball player and great veteran presence in the locker room>also, what happened to Gunnar Henderson? Idk but he has been pissing me off. >and will Jackson Holliday ever break outI think so, he had a hell of a July, but is cold now. He's been getting better and I think he can still live up to expectations. Overall, even now he's doing fine. Just not playing as well as he was hyped
>>157293937at least for an hour
vladdy is back in business
>>157293894
>>157293926>Mendoza is gonna sit out this seasonHe'll play week 15, maybe sooner if Kirkozins keeps getting in fights
>>157293924I don't recall the Cubs and Astros playing in the 2001 WS...
>>157293922>they're so vapid and superficially obsessed like they don't realize what lifeThat's the men's job to correct them. Not her fault that "men" nowadays enable that superficial behavior
>>157293953unfathomably based. would you like to play a game of lucky hit?
>>157293956pooston is losing to poopston in the ALCS, red sox/cubs WS
>>157293953>>157293972this is a blue stinger genny
>>157293908I hate Yankees prospects getting attention for hot starts. Anyone else and it’s a flash in the pan, for the Yankees it’s the next Mantle and then they run them out of town 2 years later for being mediocre
>>157293524it's>welcome to the bigs/majors/show
>>157293977sounds like a shitty ALCS
The mlb is getting a 2001 rematch
>>157293980this looks kino, will check it out.
I'm trans GO SOX
>>157293984the dodgers too
>>157293984he's da next antknee vulpy
>>157293984That’s what’s so great about Lombard. Nobody is comparing him to the greats and people understand that he’s allowed to have some run in this position.
>>157293980this is an outer wilds genny
>>157293999its cringekino. not actually a great game but entertaining enough
The Mets are still playing? The mlb should give them the option to end their season early and improve for the next.
cheating red sox throwing the game to try to throw off suspicion
>>157293854>>157293953Do you have a picture of Ryo saying "Didn't ask". It's from a quick cut scene right before you play arm wrestling at the docks, the one in the storage unit
>>157294032>the major league baseball
>>157294035asstr*s wish they were that smart
>>157294049it's a shame spaghetti is no longer in the league
2000 STRIKE OUTS FOR NOLA
2000 career strike outs for Nola
>>157294032they've won four in a row though
>>157294055>the league
>>157294068okay, either league
>IT WAS WE DON'T NEED RAFFY DEVERS>IT WAS ROMAN ANTHONY IS A GENERATIONAL TALENT >IT WAS WE'RE KNOCKING THE YANKEES OUT AT LEAST>IT WAS HE'S GONNA HAVE A BIG YEAR IN 2026>IT WAS WE'RE NEVER LOSING AGAIN THE 15 DUBS AINT EVER GONNA STOP>IT WAS WE RUNNIN' THE STREAK BACKKWAB
>>157294068the mlb*
it's up!we really need smith back
nobody cares, doyerpaco, 8 incoming
>>157294095>feducciaisnt that a type of bread? wheres will smith or that pig faced kid
>>157294086Most obvious regression is going to hit like crack team in the mlb I’ve seen in a while. .545 BABIP and just a mere 10 games above .500, here’s where they start dropping.
everyone cares, dodgerchad, win streak incoming
>>157294114>>157294095oof
>>157294040I don’t, sorry
>san diego isnt playing tonight so poodrepacos will be extra obnoxious
>>157294126>>157294114
LGM
>>157294128>doyerpacos can't read a scoresheet
KEK. WHERE'D THAT RUN GO???
>>157294107smith is still on the il. last thing I read on rushing is that he likely won't catch again this year but might be available off the bench to pinch hit.
accidentally ordered salmon with white rice instead of brown. this feels like a bad omen for my Mets...
don't reply to astromiguel
>>157294151is the miguel in the room with us now, paco?
>>157294150The glycemic load isn't even that much less with brown rice
>>157294150I had 6 empanadas, 10 Reese’s for lunch.
>>157294162yes
>>157294126>>157294130
you guys are very catty towards one another and have all these long-running dramatic storylines about personalities. it's very high school girly behavior, except you're all balding men in your 30s/40splease get a grip
INNING OVER. ZERO RUNS.
>easily sweep good teams>struggle against the worst teams in the leagueWhy are they like this?
My walkup song would be dubstep
Duran can’t hit 96, here comes the decline.
>>157294166I'm like 60 lbs overweight. every advantage helps>>157294169based but also oofwhat kinda filling?
>>157294176im not balding I just shave my hair because im too lazy to go to a barber
>>157294169>10 Reese’sits literally impossible to not eat the entire pack
>>157294176you got btfo
>>157294180luck ran out
>>157294191Shredded chicken, peanut butter, might go on a long walk to offset the glycemic destruction to my body.
>>157294176o I fuck ya!
>>157294200>luck
>>157294181darude - sandstorm
>>157294176Is this another post about the MLB?
>>157294173are you sure you didn't just accidentally look in a mirror?
No one has ever seen Bubba Chandler and Paul Skenes in the same room before.
>>157294176>the MLB
>>157294208>.600 BABIP>not luckYeah, the team of Barry Bonds was just trolling for the first 4 months of the mlb season.
>>1572942038500 steps is the magic numberget a pair of AR glasses so you can watch the ballgame while walking around to burn off the cals. here are the ones I have, they're very comfy:
>>157294208>ran out
>>157294229By an ad cocksucker
>>157294176>the mlbretard
>>157294191Iktfb
>>157294210nuh uhO-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei
>>157294181if I were an all star, I would pick someone really obscure and then charge the band for me to advertise for them.
>>157294228Barry Bonds was never a red sock (I know what you meant I’m just being annoying on purpose).
>>157294203>walkingI just got back from a 10k
>>157294229I should buy a pair of these. my wife is always dragging me to concerts and shows when I really just want to watch ball.
>>157294241already got remade into a rap song
>>157294229What’s the battery life like on those?
how the fuck was Barry Bonds real? how can you possibly get on base SIXTY (60) PERCENT OF THE TIME?????
myles straw is good when there's no expectations on him
>>157294244I had some bloke try to charge me to use my songs in his basketball tiktoks the other day
>>157294265and he never used PEDs. incredible
Only need to score 6 in the 9th for the comeback.
>>157294265erm… does he know?
>>157294264they have a wired connection to your phone, so it's more about your phone's battery. I can watch a full 2+ hour movie on them without needing to charge my phone. I did it a few weeks ago with Crimson Tide>>157294256honestly not a bad ideaonce the technology becomes a little better, I want to get something like the Apple Vision Pro. apparently it can already play 4K in each eye and supports high end headphones/earbuds. but I'm waiting for hopefully the IMAX version in the next few years
soxbros this isn't a world series team. we should have sold
>must consoom
>>157294282>>157294287even with steroids, nobody has ever put up numbers like thata .609 OBP? a 1.422 OPS? what the actual fuck
I’m consuming the mlb from my Apple Watch
>>157294305I don't understand this mindset. it's cool new tech that opens up a lot of possibilities. why do you care if people spend their money on another way to watch stuff while doing other tasks?
>>157294305>he doesnt have /mlb/ threads streaming directly into his eyeballs as he goes about his day to day life ngmi lad
>>157294312Oh you meant single season kek. I’m looking at his career OBP of .444. Still crazy though.
>>157294328with a hoppy IPA i hope
>>157294334We say "the mlb threads"
>>157294331
RIP to the luck sox smell ya later
>he’s still mad about being called a newfag
>the mlb show
>>157294292That seems cool, I might get one if I find something in the <$200 range.
>>157294353they are lightweight AR glasses that are great for travel. if I can run a few miles while watching a ballgame instead of being tied to a desktop monitor/tv screen while chatting with 4chan, that sounds like a win
Getting worked over by the twenty twenty six jays is crazy
>ball 6 inches below the strike zone>cedanne swings at it
you have to be using a windows desktop computer to post here
>>157294371do your research, anon. this is pretty new tech and you get what you pay for. not worth it if the cheaper product isn't even really usable
Stock is not very good
>>157294385windows 10 sure, but w11 is banned in this gennyim on linux
Willson hasn't been the same since his suspension.
>>157294396In 3 months the Chinese economy will produce a $50 version with more quality of life features.
>>157294353kek got ‘em
pfma
omg the red sox have bases loaded two outs down 7-3 bottom 9
Ackletics
here comes the red soxes
cheat sox
must consoom
ggs
>fire Cora>team still cheatsKek
>turn on sox game>end 9I saved baseball
BREAKING: Red Sox lose a game
ITFCB
gennys nice at this time of the day
>>157294385I got rid of all my windows computers
the Sox bandwagons stopped coming already.
>>157294458wtf is your problem??
gonna be watching the astros game if anyone would like to join me
>>157294458collar this RAT!
>>157294458The Yankees game is done so that schizo is gone and the dodgers haven’t started yet so all those schizos aren’t here
>>157294473moderate sleep apnea
>>157294486kek fatty
>the last time the red sox lost was also against the a'sHow do the A's manage to throw off the Red Sox's cheating?
>>157294497Maybe they just brought their A game
>>157294497OG Moneyball vs New Moneyball
IT'S TIME FOR CUBYALS BASEBALL!
>>157294496im 75kg 5'10 tho
this is why trea should be in the outfieldnow we have fucking schwarber playing 1B ffs
>>157294526oh la la hello you precious thing...
>>157294526uhhh hi, you hang out here often?
>>157294530>seventy five thousand grams Jesus Christ put down the fork
>>157294497by cheating harder
I have so many (You)s in this thread
>>157294526what do you say me and you head outta here early?
sex with cubyalse
>yamamoto under the weatherit's over before it even began
>>157294530>feet and inches for height>kilos for weightwhy are you like this
>7:15pm kickoff
I'm 5'10 and like 215 lbs. I really need to lose weight because my moobs are bigger than the Cubs ladyboys' and I'm not married yetwhat do you fine gentlemen recommend I do other than eat less garbage?
>degrom invoked his ntc for thisWhat a loser
Say something nice about Jackson Holliday
>>157294625walk 5 miles a day
>>157294625sex with cubyalse
>>157294629He cute
>Well no, I don’t want to go to a contender you see
the major league baseball bros, they're laughing at us
>>157294630that's what like 12k steps?
>>157294615entertainment purposes
https://old.reddit.com/r/NewYorkMets/comments/1vj6gcl/carson_benge_says_that_his_wrist_feels_a_little/CRISIS AVERTED METSBROS
nu needs to be "the /mlb/"
>>157294678with no previous link in OP
the ghost of max scherzer is booty blasting the phillies
>drag bunt can’t even be mad about it
Cap 'em!
>>157293159F in coming
Ok now I’m mad about it
>>157294740>when hunter eyes get too huntery
I've noticed that the white people in this country don't really care about baseball rivalries. For them it's Football, Football and then basketball and baseball equally.
>>157294740You ever think what a coincidence it is that he got Tommy John’s disease?
>>157294678the mlb reddit chads run this sub, newfag
>gints
jays 3b has biggest lump of chew ive ever seen. thought he took a ball in the face or something the giant bubble under his lip til say him spittin
>>157294779it's probably a wad of cud. smokeless tobacco is illegal in all the mlb parks.
>>157294779looks like hes spitting straight motor oil
legendary archeologist brad lidge
Nobody knows the trouble I've seenNobody knows my sorrow...Sometimes I'm upSometimes I'm downOh, yes, LordSometimes I'm almost to the ground...
>>157294801*all the the mlb parks
>>157294107Are you baguettespie?
>>157294801thats just what they tell the kids
have you ever met a girl who's genuinely into baseball? I've only met 1 and she's unfortunately a huge Yankees fans. knows all their prospects and stuff too. I joked with her about Jazz saying he's gonna go 50/50 this year and she said back without missing a beat, "yeah 50 errors and 50 failed ABS challenges"pretty kino. too bad she's a Yanks fan
>>157294801looked brown when he was spitting. pretty distinctive. not zyn or anything, but not that up to date on all the alternatives.
>>157294820just a flan
Doyer glizzie hats
>>157294828i knew one girl who definitely loved watching it but im not sure how much she actually really knew the game or delved into stats
>>157294763>football dwarfs everything else Very perceptive. What does that have to do with race?
>>157294824my disillusionment cannot be understated>>157294829they never stopped chewing
>vince cally
>>157294828Coworkers wife who i was at a dinner with was pretty into it. I predicted a slider strikeout pitch before it happened and she was really impressed.
>>157293942thanks for responding, anon>Love it. He's not playing as well as i hoped but I see why Mets fans were so upset about losing him. Guy is a ball player and great veteran presence in the locker roomdon't you feel a bit concerned that he's struggling to stay above an .800 OPS this year and is probably only gonna get worse? I felt some regret earlier in the year when he was mashing, but now I don't care so muchhopefully Henderson and Holliday work out for y'all. any other prospects you're excited about? when's the last time the O's had a stud pitcher come up?
unc is dealing
>>157294831hehe
The MLB is for everyone
>got free mlb.tv subscription thru cell proivder (thanks anon)>cardinals games are blacked out>decide to try it anyway>the game worksim not even using a vpn. how did this happen
>>157294854>flexing your pitching predictions in front of another man's wife while he's sitting right therethis goes against the code. you're a huge asshole
Why is John Smoltz so bad as an announcer?
>>157294871he's gotten way better since he started out
>>157294871he's not. he's just serious and that bothers you because you wish everything was full of flashy edits and screechy ragebaiting like your youtube shorts algo
>>157294869mind over matter
Nola dead
>>157294845football is a white+black sportbasketball is a black+white sportbaseball is the mutt sportdoes this open up your perceptions?
>>157294765Retard
>>157294884on the one hand, oh no haha, on the other they barely have 5 starters so they need his innings
my west sacramento athletics
>>157294880barvie got hot!
>>157294880He's overly serious and he can get biased. He seethed that the Rangers beat the Orioles in 2023.
>pebbles
>>157294891Basketball has far more mutts than baseball. Most baseball players are mono race
Is there some kind of broship with the giants and angels since both hate the dodgers?
>>157294871i like him
>>157294904he's made big strides towards neutrality. it takes time for almost all former players. it's unacceptable to show bias during national telecasts, especially the playoffs.
>>157294910They are both fun of mutts, even baseball whites look swarthy
a-rod hit 25 grand slams in his career. a the mlb record.
>>157294910>league full of islanders>mostly mono race???
>>157294939i bet arod would be a good friend to have
>>157294917there's a really gay one here between an Astros fan and a Padres fan because they both hate the Dodgers.
Just take the fucking out Gunnar
>>157294968Based padstros make ya seethe??
YOU CAN'T OUTRUN THE SCHWARBARIAN
I'm beginning to think Robert Stock isn't very good
>just remembered i have a dq blizzard in the freezer
>>157294969Hes been horrendous all year. Can't wait for some stupid team to pay $500 Mil for someone who can't hit
>>157294973I'm on to the faggotry of you faggots
cum on orioles stop losing
Stock? More like Stoplettinghimpitchwtf
saturday snackin? for me its the phils and my seasoned curly fries (airfried of course) with some cheddar sauce and a spritz of arbys sauce that i bought from the store wash it down with cola cola
poorioles are pathetic
>>157294910>basketball has far more mutts than baseballhispanic population of baseball : ~30%hispanic population of basketball : ~<1%
>>157294986kek so true
Oh my god O's what is happening There is too much spaghetti on the field
>>157294989sorry, legendary 1st baseman, kyle schwarber
I think the Rangers will win the west
>>157294910>Most baseball players are mono racekekKEK
Smart move by stock to throw the wild pitch and allow a run to score, thereby freeing up first base for his next walk.
wheres that orioles alysa liu avatarfaggot
Yamamoto will right the ship
slide in hoskins you bum
This motherfucking defense is going to destroy my liver
would've been cooler if his name was Robert Stork
the castizo sport of beisbol o algo
>>157294910Half of the league is black men with Hispanic names
>>157295023Yo
Why does the Orioles Alysa Liu Poster get em Seethy?>seethe bubbles up when they're playing a tacoteamkek
>>157295022the struggle is real
>>157295047we no black papi
>>157295054well you're still a faggot but i respected you at least gave me a (You)
I said this yesterday but:Idk if my body is ready to watch the dodgers set themselves up to get swept. but here I am
>>157295043maybe bubba chandler is just really good...
we remind those hermanos
>>157294968that's not even the gayest one, there's also cubgers
>lossing to 2026 Max Scherzer
>>157295074we were in talks to acquire him in the offseasonwe definitely need 2 good arms in the rotation next year alongside McLean, Scott, Thornton and Manaea. hopefully Holmes comes back and then 1 more
>>157295054She’s an A’s Stacy
>>157295082what team is he even with?still the blow gays?
>>157295081you got mindbroken by a myth and don't even know any of the inside baseball
how do you pronounce his first name? is it Ex-zay-vee-in?
>>157294980You just know he'll turn his career around with a different team and become elite, probably with the Yankees or Red Sox
>we he said >we lmao
B A C K ACKT O OB A C KACK
Going to need a come back here
>>157295113Soooo cubs fan or doyers fan?
>>157295115X-Zavion
>>157295130like in Requiem for a Dream?
>>157295115ecks-uh-vee-oin
Get scherzer outta there!
leaving max in this long just because he was doing ok is so fucking stupid. this guy should never pitch 80+ and see top of lineup a 3rd time.
>>157295138Sooooo lurk moar
>>157295115roman numerals ahhh name fr
Shane Baz sounds depressed, does he usually have no enthusiasm when he speaks?
>>157295173>sounds depressedI mean he plays for the Orioles
matthew liberatore should find a new calling
>>157295180they have a beautiful ballpark and great crab cakes & pit beef. what's not to love?
at least they're interviewing a guy who isnt playingi get super triggered when they do this bullshit interview of a player on the field in the middle of the game, i think it should be illegal because it could affect the game by distracting the player
>>157295187Baltimore is a shithole, he misses sunny Tampa Bay
>>157295187never heard of pit beef but it looks greatreminds me of a certain american soccerswoman unfortunately
>>157295185where's that we support the troops ethos
>>157295173Dude pitched a complete game and lost last night. Probably still upset about that
>>157295180The broadcast asked him about their position in the standings (2.0 GB of a wildcard spot) and he started talking about Tampa and how he’s used to being in this situation already.
lmfao a good throw gets him by a mile, arraez is not very fast
>>157294935>even baseball whites look swarthyExamples please.
I'm getting take out sushi for dinner. where is foodspie?
>>157295223Jesus…
>>157295211Maryland is comfy, you think this nigga lives on the westside or something?
>>157295232austin hedges
Baz did sign an extension with the Os, so he probably doesn't hate it
>>157295211yeah I mean I wouldn't wanna live there but there's some nice areas and good things to see. I'm probably never going to move out of Manhattan though
more like Baltiless kek
>>157295234get me a philadelphia roll, edamame, and ebi
now THIS is smol bawl
2020 world champion Corey Seager
need nu, boo
>>157295238It's not bad. Its mostly suburban and very boring. Baltimore is rough, but does have some cool shit in it. The Chesapeake Bay and coast is comfy as hell
KELLY SMACK!
>>157295241I’m going to leave it up to the fans, Rutschman is out and Henderson is reportedly not re-signing with them. On Adley; he was losing his job to Samuel Basallo to be fair so maybe he won’t be missed.
>>157295265didnt count
I LOVE CRAWFORD AND HIS LITTLE BABY HEAD
>>157295265You know it’s pretty interesting. All of the 2020 Dodgers are pretty much designated hitter archetypes I mean, they all boil down to the most crude form of being unathletic power hitters with questionable defense and Bellinger is kind of the only one that doesn’t really fit that mold though he is really slow and loses a couple dimensions for base running. I can sort of see why they got rid of them all.
ITFDB
>>157295272Gunnar was never going to sign, he's a Boras client. We offered and extension earlier that we are currently lucky he didn't sign
>>157295234I want Cane's.
>>157295211i live in dc (not from here originally im from texas but ive been in dc a long time) and ive been up to baltimore a few times, it's actually a really nice city. think it gets a bad rep
>>157295294chicken sushi is underrated. the libtards at the "health department" don't want you to enjoy anything though.
what does he do
>>157295295fed, attorney or lobbyist?
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east coast got em seething again?
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>>157295292Yeah, I get that. He’s a Boris client so he’s probably going to be seeking for the maximum offer but you know he’s also gunner fucking Henderson a top two shortstop in the American League. Bobby Wood Junior aside. I could easily see the Mets moving on from Lindor and going after gunner Henderson or you know any team would want this guy so I totally get why he is waiting in anticipation for his free agency though it’s kind of poor on him to not try as hard as he should because he thinks that his money is guaranteed that is to me a huge red flag that could actually hurt his negotiations.
>>157295313>>157295318oh this is awkward...
>>157295312i'm donald trump
