Previous >>157311013
Smashing Sneed's head with a ballpoint hammer
>>157315006bastard brit you make such a shite thread you do are ye!
ireland stand behind ian garryand yes, i am indian
Waiting until Guru drops the prediction video to formulate my opinion on who will win
What if Ian gary lands a career ending oblique kick on Islam?
Gamrot gave up
>>157315006>>157315006>knee heemed by GODrry>divorced for being dead beat dad>knee re-injured brvtally>dead daddy>family gets in a car accidentIan really destroyed this man's whole life... I'm hearing reports that with tears in their eyes, the brazzacord has completely disowned and disavowed Shavkat entirely...
>>157315095RD 1 I fear
LUCASBEDDEDhttps://youtu.be/TbSaDmId3Gw
fuck ian garry and islam both, I hope they double KO each other and herb dean drops the leg on them
Nina Drama nuda
Ooooohhh sometimes, I get a good feeling yeahA feeling that I never knew and never had before, I get a good feeling yeah~
>>157315142the only good one out of all these faggots you guys try to make me watch.
I really miss chama posting I wish Alex had actually been who we all knew he was.
listening to whitney houston blasting rn, I feel ready to take on someone
>>157315172Huge disappointment. His move to HW was him getting fat and sloppy and losing, that's something we could all do, wtf was he thinking
Gane needs to get that dumbass Fernand out of his corner and replace him with Tito
I know I've been scaring anons and making anon's seeth talmbout "here's how ian garry will win" so I will give you some respite and tell you how Islam is going to do well in the exchange. 1. Ian is hyper reactive to grapplers, he overrespects them. In the shaved rat ratmonov fight several times did Shavkat fake a level change, ian dropped his hands, and shava rat CRACKED him with a good right hand early first or second round iirc. 2. That fact is highly consistent because even BEELAWL was getting ian to drop his hands and pratically stick his ass out for fear of the take down letting even BEELAWL land a few cheeky shots before ian wised up and kept him at range with the jabs.This helps islam because islam is better with feints and level change threats, even more so islam is very good at throwing head kicks. Now I'm not saying it's going to lead to a KO or something but it IS going to rattle ian enough that the mix up can help him get in on his hips.
>>157315186Honestly starting to think gane vs jones was a complete work if I'm honest. No way slow grandpa spider leg jones did that shit for real. We saw what gane did to aspinall. some bullshit going on at TKO
>>157315212it's likely the very reason dana gives gane infinite title shots because he let dana buy him off.
>>157315212Just imagine what Jones would have done to asspinal
Cheeks clapping he woulda been tapping
just absolutely sploinkyed to mackenzies beach asscum was all over my chest and shit
>>157315242I mean look at how tom acted losing to gane. He got a vasectomy, shrunk his penis and his son came out autistic, he couldn't drive, couldn't shake hands, couldnt hit pads, he kept saying "I CAN'T FOOKIN' BREED" during the fight. Tom was basically crippled by gane, imagine how jon woujld've left him>
Do you ever feel bad for those sorry fucks that write an entire novel just for no one to read it?
Tom proved himself to be the worst alleged HW champ UFC ever had, and that's the truth
You have to be perfect for 25 minutes.All I need is one.
Do you ever feel bad for those sorry jeets that get internet access but can only read at a first grade level?
>>157315288One what. You are British, specify
>>157315315>yanktard doesn’t get basic fight lingo
>>157315330That's Daddy Yankee to you
>>157315403
Bruh if Adriano Martins does this what do you think is gonna happen when 6'4" Ian Garry cracks pisslam?
Machado is going to tower over Makhachev at the face offs
Just met a new neighbor. We were having a few beers and he got way more drunk than me and started getting a little touchy. Punched me in the stomach while trying to tell me "he had hands", he's about half my size and it didn't hurt, but I feel like I bitched out a little bit because I didn't hit him back because he's my neighbor and I don't need to deal with the fallout of beating the shit out of him. Should I show him the business next time or just let him think he's a big dog?
>>157315490you should do a power move and fuck his wife
>>157315490you should kiss his butthole
ian's gonna catch him
5 days until Ian "The BNWO Future" Oinkry is sent to the abattoir and Layla gets showered head to toe with steaming hot Nigga spunk
Notice how there's no fighter named "Frank" except Frank Shamrock?
>>157315549you sure b?
>>157315549Frank ngannou
>>157315549Weak bait
Frank caliendo
I only fear God and Chandler
RIZIN in 4ish bongs, prelims might be on youtube
I would beat the shit out of pantoja if he bumped my shoulder at Walmart and didn't say sorry
>>157315616Damage based scoring? Damage based scoring.
Feeling like absolute shit just wish the MMA Guru would go live
>>157315610>God and Chandlertalmbowt?
>>157315613Nobody cares.
>>157315645Didn't ask.
how do I show hot female fighters my boner without getting in trouble?
jusntio gahetje
Watching RIZIN.Posting about RIZIN.Discussing RIZIN.Enjoying RIZIN.And there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it.Kyoma heems btw
>>157315679How about those puffed rice chocolate bars man
>>157315499>>157315509Terrible insight. You losers are probably just like my neighbor. Twinkish brown nerds
the word "tw*nk" is a homosexual dog whistle
>>157315701*punches you in the chest**watches you do nothing**punches you again*
Old McDadrry had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.And on that farm he had a pigslam. E-I-E-I-O.With an oink oink here.And an oink oink there.Here an oink.There an oink.Everywhere an oink oink.Old McDadrry had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
Would have been a great card for our boy Paulo Costa to be on what a absolute grim card wtf dana
>>157315662just dm them on instagram retard
we cannot
>Didn't ask.
just heemed one thousand ufc black beltsthey started it, i finished it
one of these days we're gonna get a ufc halftime show
it be the same doos that watch anime that seethe at RIZINchads kwab
>>157315804UFC fighter Charles Johnson and man to beat Joshua Bam Bam Van
>>157315827What time is this rizin on and where do you watch a Rizin?
It be the same dudes who seethe about anime but watch rizin on weeknights
>>157315212>starting to think gane vs jones was a complete workbetter late than never you goof
>>157315835starts in 2 and a half bongs, prelims are usually on youtube, crack/meth has had the ppv last few events, fsl sometimes
>crack, meth, and freestreamsliveHoly fuck the lengths you will go not to just use shrimp
wtf is shrimp
>>157315212that's ridiculouswebm related filmed same event btw
>>157315920What the fuck is crack and meth?
>>157315101Brazzas were always weird about Shavkat because hes asian but supportef him cautiously. Now that hes been cursed they dumped him hard. Its only random people that support him.Hes donezo imo, a double knee injury is hard to come back from. Its his fault for not properly doing rehab and coming back too soon. Also I think its Ian garry who hurt his shavkats knee with those fucken knee stomps. They need to ban them, whittaker fucked up darren tills knee with same knee stomps.
As soon as Shavkat comes back Ian Garry's reign as champion is over
>>157315920Some Indian who spams his maleware site on every board and begs people to watch stuff with him because he's a depressed lonely jeet.
>Shavkat >comes back
ian garry's 30 and can't grow a beard
Ian Garry is such an insufferable cuck he actually has me rooting for a dagastani crotch sniffer
>>157315994Actually shrimp gets thousands of viewers and nobody has any problems. Sorry you got malware or whatever.
What's the actual argument on how Islam will besides "he'll take him down and submit him". Do people realize you need to back someone up to take them down? Ian has such a huge reach advantage and is a way cleaner striker in every way.
White boy summer got these brown piglets in heat!!
>>157316004Prime Goby…. Now that was a fighter….
Me when spammy tries to bash my head with a ballpoint hammer:
>>157316026Must be why you cried about how lonely you are over on /pol/ and /g/. Poor poor little shrimpclitty.....
>>157316039The funny part is I actually have the least idea what's really going on here out of everyone.
>Ian >Garyhas two first names >.<
>>157315920This faggot>>157315947>>157316027>>157315101
>>157315804I cannot wait until Pantoja fraud checks this bum. His conditioning is so fucking atrocious. If anything the fact that he can get by and barely cut any weight shows how fucking shit that division is
>>157316027lighter man's skill retard
I doubt any of you instigate fights between strangers
>>1573160643 well thought out & on-topic posts?
What I would do to you in the clinch… You’d be fucked
Sneed and Shrimp get along cause they both have tiny lil shrimpclitties
>>157316111Can you please stop friend simulating and just discuss combat sports for once, you sad pathetic little man?
we're all on the same team here so why the hell can't we just get along guys?
need islam to win so gaethje can beat islam and ilia can beat gaethje at both weightclasses
who is shrimp
>>157316156Just the guy who hosts all our MMA and boxing streams. One guy here hates him for some reason.
>>157316156he lives in sneeds pants kek gottem
if ian wins he’s gonna get on the mic and be like “send him two tree years oirland and forget!!” and rogan will force an awkward chuckle
>>157316188>…….>LAD->LADIES AND GENTLE-THEM >YOUR WINNER >JAN MACHA->IAN MACHADO HARRY>IAN MACHADO GARRY EVERYONE
I beleive Ian will winI voted KamelaI believe in scienceI am vaxedI beleve womenI love house music!!
Please leave house music out of this
house music is gay as fuck
"Bro" starts thinking about cock when house music starts playing
>>157316250Why are you so fucking negative about stuff?
Ian finna hit the gritty cuh ong senpai
>>157316064Swing and a miss, retard
>>157316064Dumbfuck
>>157316286>>157316302Hes going to hit you upside the head with a ballpoint hammer now mate
It's time for me to admit that i was spammy all along
>>157315006Fuck Dana
Why not just say "hammer" when you don't know what you're talking about?
>>157316073Doesn't add up because Ian is a natural WW. He physically can't make LW. He's faster than Islam too, his front high-push kick is probably one of the fastest in the sport. I'm surprised he hasn't he knocked anyone out with it. Either way, there's nothing Islam has for him except his calf kick which has comes leagues in recent year, but Ian will time it with a jab without a doubt since it's pretty obvious how he sets it up. The one thing people don't talk about it how limited islam's take down options are due to the discrepancy. Most bodylock chains are going to be stalled with how tall he is, and he has no double leg. His single leg hinge is probably not going to be clean with how long his legs are also, so he's left with either a low single which isn't a thing in MMA and high crotch, which good luck, I don't think Islam is that strong. I just do not see how why people are so adamant about Islam.
you all disgust me
>>157316372Typing a bunch of words out doesn't make your posts "well thought out" btw
>a bunch of wordsBro struggling with a single paragraph btw
talmbout bully b, b?
Nobody's struggling with something they aren't reading to begin with, bud
>>157316387You're insecure. I'm just talking mma faggot, there is no deep thought to this shit. Have you even wrestled or done some sort of striking?
Pico-esque.
I let these hands do the talking
>>157316188Fuck ur right. He'd walk over to Islam and do some super long prayer and then hold hold up Islam's hand to the crowd and then embrace Islam again and then he'd put his arm around joe and act like hes giving a toast at the Catalina wine mixer
>>157316423So this is your second post about something you "didn't even read"?
"Bro" is insecure about people not reading his "well thought out" posts
Got the answer key lads
im shadow boxing and no one is listening
Yeah I'm starting to think this guy probably did read that post earlier.
>>157316492>Islam>Dern>Ochoa>Stoltzfus>Barboza>Alvarez>Fernandes>Johnson>Luque>Fernando >Brahimaj>Orolbai
Yeah "bro" you totally got me I guess I did read a post or something because I said no one read it lmao
Can we ton down the agerssion here please? Its making me anxiety
>>157316372Islam is the lighter man, he is more skilled. Welterweight fucking sucks, Belal and Leon were chanpions. JDM was champion for fucks sake.
>>157316504How's building that bomb coming along for you sport?
>>157316512sure thing dude! stay right there
Pico rolled into the UFC as the long-hyped wrestling freak with heavy hands who’d been carrying “next big thing” energy for years, only to get violently reminded that the Octagon doesn’t care about your highlight reel. He dusted himself off, outworked a tough veteran, and now sits as a legitimate threat in a stacked featherweight division rather than pure prospect cosplay. Ceiling's still very much real. Elite athleticism and finishing power don’t just vanish. Title shots are earned the hard way now, and while he’s got the tools to crash the party, one more bad night and the hype train could quietly reroute.
>>157316511Aha, that's what I thought
>>157316541many are saying this
>>157316541I bullied this faggot in middle school
>Pico rolled into the UFC as the long-hyped wrestling freak with heavy hands who’d been carrying “next big thing” energy for years, only to get violently reminded that the Octagon doesn’t care about your highlight reel.He dusted himself off, outworked a tough veteran, and now sits as a legitimate threat in a stacked featherweight division rather than pure prospect cosplay. Ceiling's still very much real. Elite athleticism and finishing power don’t just vanish.Title shots are earned the hard way now, and while he’s got the tools to crash the party, one more bad night and the hype train could quietly reroute.
>>157316541What a hungry pig slut
I knew he was lying about not reading that post man.
I like the hostility in this thread. Very combative, heavy handed. Just like the octagon.
>>157316541This post triggered Sneed's AGP.
>>157316541He's like 25 in that picture and Norwooding hard
>>157316517How is he more skilled? Ian's doen judo too, his striking is cleaner, and Islam only has a clear advantage on wrestling... but wait Ian is bigger which limits his takedown entries
Be careful checking your mail everybody, spammy is learning how to fabricate explosives apparently.
bitches here need to shut teh fuck up
Wtf Spamy just sent antharx to my mom
>>157316601No one read your gay shit so now you're just talking to yourself, not much changes from real life i guess
>>157316588It's from before she got on estrogen.
>no one read your gayHoly ESL
Octopus are superior fighters in deep waters
The moment spammy figures out how to buy grenades on food stamps that Sneed guy is screwed.
>>157316652>guygal*
>>157316492I'm from the futureEvery black fighter wins inside distance /heem/ commits mass suicide
The moment spammy learns how to buy grenades on food stamps that Sneed gal is screwed.
>>157316657Clozzy and Sneed would be lighting fireworks.
One things for sure, it's gonna be fireworks
>>157316680You should go to Sneed's house and ask for a blowjob
I seriously doubt somebody who doesn't even know what a hammer is could build a working pipe bomb.
My poopoo? My poopoo hurts!!! It really really hurts!!! Ow!!!!!
>>157316775LetsFukenGo
>>157316775I'll give you a reason for your poopoo to hurt
>>157316775It's gonna be bad
Would love to bust in Sneed's mom, that bitch got a pool jet of a pussy for sure
me and josh hokit are here training on sneed island. pull up if you want to find out.
>>157316809If you lose weight and get a job maybe one day you'll have a chance.
Sneed's sexy mom
>>157316830How big is your mom's ass? I'm thinking she's got a dumper. I'll call her Mrs. Thompson while she cums
Giving Mrs. Thompson a wedgie until she squirts
>>157316830LOL fucked that gunted bitch up
Spanking Mrs. Thompson's ass until it's as bloody as her son's pancreatitis shits
>>157315162Gane is bigger than Aspinall.
Mrs. Thompson's jiggly ass
Anyoen watch the new spidreman? It was so cool. I wore my Gathje shirt!!
Mrs. Thompson's saggy lactating titties
still time to delete this thread
Vicente luque? More like Vicente double champion!!!!
ooooh i'm finnaooooh i'm finna heeeem
>>157316830>>157316541Anyone ever tell you that you got ya momma's eyes when you suck dick
Where are ze heems?
you know damn well mma math doesn't work and yet you craft an elaborate equation to justify your pickwhy? because you are foolish
Mrs. Thompson flicking her bean until her nails are down to the cuticle and her stinker looks like her son's decaying face
Jean "Lorde" Silva
You guys are soooooo out if pocket
man some of you guys are just foul
Schizo hours yikes
Mrs. Thompson is a name both Sneed and his mother have used
what does coral think about all this?
y'all ain't never seen a white boy with this much sauce
>>157316941Yikes he lives right next to an elementary school and has admitted to doing meth. That’s an even bigger felony to possess drugs that close to a school. I wish we didn’t have such people following the sport of mma. It gives us mma fans a bad name.
>>157317110but it is hilarious to be mentally ill/broken with internet friends lel >.<
>>157317155he's aging very poorly and I'm sure being vegan has nothing to do with it!
Guys plaese stop ok
RIZIN in 45 bings
>>157317045It works all the time. You're just repeating an empty Colloquialism by rogan, like "styles make fights" but even way more braindead. MMA math is the single closest and best predictor of fights we have. It works 75% of the time. In fact, you remember the times mma math DOESNT work so clearly because it's far more rare. You remember Smith, Glover and Gus or Ilia Oliveira and Gaethje. But MMA math works better than any predictor there is. You can't name a better predictor. Now go back.
>>157317156Would be terrible if Sneed got imprisoned. Mrs. Thompson's boy is a little too handsy for that!
>>157316541Alright using xhe in that way instead of xher made me laugh
>>157316541Mrs. Thompson's boy might just survive prison after all...
Will you all please stop misgendering Sneed?
>>157316632>>157316727you gotta chill out man this is going too far across the line. its getting into mentally deranged and rocking back and forth in a room by yourself territory
>>157317155banish this gay demon Ian Garry to hell. hail hitler christ is king.
Squeezing Mrs. Thompson's nipples until milk comes out of both of us
Can someone give me the qrd of what Xneed did to spammy that got him over the edge? Seems to be more angry than normal. afaik sneed just posted the gay heem sneed star wars posters with hasbullah and dumb stuff like that. What did he do to spammy? Or is it really just because spammy really hates namefags?
Licking honey off Mrs. Thompson's ass
Sneed = Tom Holland SpidermanSpammy = Jamie Fox Eltectro
Hi Eglin
>>157317256
>>157317326You fucking nigger
nice thread you got going
>>157317217(m)ad (m)idwit with (a)spergers math doesn't work kid sorry
>>157317365Trump ruins the vibes at events makes it all weird and awkward
>>157317351ooooOOOOOOHHHHhhhh …Ching bome wome chaw Chong woo wow cho yo BAW wai me way wing bing chom’bom waow mea!!
What does garry do that will actually beat Makhachev? People say he can defend takedowns or that he moves well but this is all defensive stuff, If he tries to neutralise a decision it’s going like the shavkat fight
>>157317409Wahhhhh
The apex is exclusive, and you do not belong.
>>157317351nope. no. we are not doing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn4TWM6B_Y4RIZINCHADS WE ARE LIVE
Yeah nigga I’m a whiteboy watching rizin
The crazy thing is Poatan will come back with a chip on his shoulder and he'll get his revenge and by the end of 2027 we'll all be chanting chama again.
In Japan, bowing is a sign of respect
>>157317428Kick his knees and legs. Have to admit they’ve been pretty brutal in his last 2 fights. Like he figured out how to throw the front kicks faster and more powerful than anyone else. He only started getting them at this level in the oast couple fights
I hope most of you understand bungussy better now.
>>157317517No way
Kleber Koike vs. Kyoma AkimotoShoko Sato vs. Patchy MixMikio Ueda vs. King EdokpoloTsuyoshi Sudario vs. Ryo SakaiYuki Ito vs. Alibek GadzhammatovKazumasa Majima vs. Koji TakedaJoji Goto vs. Azizbek TemirovJoe Hiramoto vs. Ryoma ShishimotoNaoki Tanaka vs. Issa HosokawaArata Mizuno vs. Kaiwen Li
>>157317520Has he ever hurt someone with one?
>>157315006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMHL1AG8RwThread theme
>>157317532Honestly I’ve never cared about the matchups on rizin cards, even when Horiguchi/Bellator niggas/Asakura/etc fight.The best fights are the freak show ones like that YouTuber shrek guy.
>>157317547ueda vs edokpolo is the freakshow fight this card
Conor McDavid
>>157317532>road to ufc... but worse
tittyana spotted
UFC... but better
>>157317561dana white's contender series?
>talking shit about another promotion when this is the upcoming UFC card
>>157317561This is the post
>>157317566no that's UFC but cheaper
>>157317568>the pound for pound best fighter in the world>also khabib's friendi don't see the issue here, i'm sure there are some big names like patchy mix on the early prelims too
>>157317568Yup now that's how you do a card.
is there an english broadcast? rizin should link with schaub and make that happen if they want to be taken seriously as a premier fight league. big brown chopping it up with a couple of asian manlets yapping at him in chingrish would be comfy
HEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUUU
HEEEEEEEEMZoomerbros…
CHINA POWA!
well deserved heem that rope grab was egregious>>157317585yeah there is it's schiavello and damian brown
Next fight is that dogshit jigga with a hot idol wife who has to watch him get humiliated every fight right?
is rizin on
>>157317616nah he's not on this card
you'd think 4 pitsaa would be a good alarm but actually no
>>157317628I thought they were for your “friends”?
Why are children wearing fishnets
>>157317635no one speaks your bongsapig latin
Who's got the stream then lads
>>157317644I've been through over a dozen sites and none have it. You're going to have to pay like a little bitch.
It’s over
>>157317644>>157317667Apparently it's on youtube but you need a canadian VPN
>you can't fight anymore, you're chinesebrutal
JOLLY'S HITTING THAT SHIT
make sure to tune in to dana white contender show tomorrow. the world scariest job interview.
>>157317676what, do you have a source there is maybe meat on that bone
>Four pizzas Clozapig? Four? That's insane
ZEEM
We're watching.
>>157317756where
Firefox has free vpn, top right in toolbar. choose c*nada, go to Fight Network YT. Post bo nigger
A cross to his left testicle, a jab to his right, then a flurry of blows speed bagging his testicles
>>157317762https://xyzstreams.st/i2-stream-3I'm expecting respect shown towards Aspinall now.
>>157317766nice friendship ended with opera firefaulx is my new best friend
>>157317771respect is a bit much but a cool ignoring can be arranged
kyoma will zeem
not enough oohs aahs or teeth gnashing in modern mma
instant kino
ZEEM ZAPPY
heem tappy
bitch shut up
blackandyellowblackandyellowblackandyellow
watch ufc championship
shut up
>RIZIN now has 10 point must systemWoke
All smiles
>>157317822Clozapig’s cares checking on it after another pizza and somalidaddy steatorrhea binge:
/box/chads… I kneel Please take it easy on us I beg…
should we tell /box/ that robby green is like the ksi of mma
>very disrespectful the only thing that sucks watching rizin is watching anything else after
Gazievmedov isn’t even doing any damage
>>157317833KWAB
HEEEEEM STOPPYYY
Thank GOD I'm not a LOSER who watches PIGzin at 6 am on a tuesday
>>157317875heard of timezones bitch?
rizin won
pretty sick event so far
Gentlemen, we are another day closer to Ian Garry era
>>157317875my zootman is in school until 2 and i have a date i don't want to do at 1 what else is a clozmeister to do
has the DWCS started yet?
>my zootman is in school until 2
>>157317905studying business naturally he's a good immigrant very merabesque
Apparently there are a bunch of sex scandals going on in the BJJ community. I never could’ve imagined that opposite sexes grappling with each other would create these sort of problems…
>>157315549talm bout Frank E Edgar, b?
Wonder if Patchy Mix can get it done. Probably not.
jdm vs islam, prates vs jdm, garry vs prates. people are underestimating the stand up department which and when a fist foight between travellers usually goes. it's a fight i tell ya and garry got the goodins to do it to got the goodins like potatoe stew
>>157317910>brazil's finest minds invent a way to fondle and slap up women without going to jail>still go to jaildearie me
>>157317878That boy sweet?
what'd kubo mean by this?
>>157317945
>>157317945I want to be like this and do things like this
>>157317945Kubo? He always did like teenage girls
>>157317954It's Japanese tradition. Based.ANyone watching Rizin?
>>157317958wdwtch
Built for Kubo-san
i will never forgive stephen wonderboy thompson
Islam thinks he can humble Ian Garry… how can you humble a guy whose entire private life was exposed and humiliated? If anything Garry is too humble and will unleash his demons on Islam.
I found a stream but its intermission.
>>157317971Shhhh.... No more ufc... only RIZIN now....
>>157317976I refuse to believe anyone is attracted to these iron board body bugs
have a new wmma from sri lanka she does yoga
>>157317973Fin posed link a few posts ago dummy
the lolcow fight of the evening
Fuck yea a jap lardass slobber knocker
>>157317988It's a high iq thing, you wouldn't understand. They're highly aesthetic artwork. The opposite of todays grotesque nigrefied bimbo's. When I was on mushrooms last, I found Japanese girls to be highly kino.
>>157318004two in a row, but the next one is significantly better.
>>157317988Neckbeards do love they asianfu
>>157318006Just say you like them because they worship White men
Heavyweight Kino rules
Asians do be loving my big white cock
can we just watch fights for once
>>157317998Yeah its the same link I book marked from the last ONE FC card. Based.
sakai looks tired just being alive
>>157317945my life sucks so much it's insane but at least i'm not homeless or disabled yet
i want to watch rizin but i'm not an incel, what do i do?
ITS FUCKING UP
>>157318024Start going to therapy. Getting molested by a family member is a very serious thing that can have a negative impact on your life unless you confront what happened.
yall lagged the stream!!
No way this fat fuck actually ate all this? Damn he’ll explode soon
dammit
heeemed
Also that ‘za is way too greasy literally pools of grease on top and that Hawaiian ‘za is scarce of toppings no idea what that one on the left is meatball I guess but looks trash only good looking ones are the pepperonis but still too much grease
>>157318038Refresh admin fixed it. It was a goof heem anyway
>>157318044Didn’t you hear? He had all his “friends” over for a pizza party
what are we watching in this moment? I'm at work but I can split my focus
>>157318044Are those on a cot? Does he sleep on a cot and use it as his dinner table as well?
>>157318058I zoomed in on the left thinking it was ground beef but now i have no idea literally looks small rabbit schaubs
I hope king niggaman loses because I dont want to see Japan to black.
>>157318060I like to eat but that amount of grease and salt would literally kill be
>>157318044brits really can't make food wtf.
>>157318044The clozofin posted this? He's really obese then it seems but for real... so sad
>>157318077I hope mikio wins cause he's really fucking based and always swings and has heavy hands. but I have nothing against edokpolo, other than that he wastes his lanklet talents
This giant freak? Someone's gonna die.
Big Black Japanese dude. Trains with Poatan. Could become one of the greats.
>>157318091sadly he's terrible
MIKIO HAS BASED MUSIC
Imagine pouring this gutter oil into your body not once but four times
>>157318086Why are europeans so lacking in tribalism? You're just dissolving racially.
>>157318081that's sadly a finland creation
>>157318113I think your Finnish mate kicked the bucket after that meal
>>157318077Someone get cloz’ to donate this bitch a pizza JFC
>>157318112I guess we just don't love revelling in being stupid as much as the anglos.>>157318113the rest of the nordics have good pizza idk why you're okay with this
edokpolo fuck you doin nigga
>>157318081Not tryna hear it from scandis
>>157318126>nordics >good ‘zaYou’d put rocket and carrots on ‘za probably with pickled herring
>>157318135>>157318133only place that eats more pizza annually than usa and italy per capita is norway
if I were edokpolo I'd jab then jab then kick then jab and jab and kick the lil samurai
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMeddy has gotten a lot better. he used to be so dogshit.
>edokpolo does the same cringe poatan bullshitI hate this nigga
>>157318139>per capita
>>157318161retards now hate the concept of counting something relative to population
2-3 years with Pereira and this guy could be a real danger. Hard to discount someone with such physical ability.
Japulattos are funny looking
>>157318113Why's the chili nuts and candy bag in Swedish?
TIME TO MIX THINGS UP WITH PATCHY
freak sighted
I know patchy is washed as fuck but surely he still wins this
>>157318178It is so over for Japan. Soon they will be just another south east asian slum race....Why do they pollute their pure genetics? We could have had anime irl... owari da...
olive delights
unfathomably based walkout
>>157318161>the british flag is a brownoid schizoEmpire bros... the sun has set on us forever...
>>157318198Fatty missed weight. It's already over. I wonder if Jake Paul will sign him to MVP because Rizin about to cut this mutt.
>>157318161Excellent post.
>>157318202I had sex with that woman on the left, admittedly.
So where would one even watch this crap?
My penis is ready to get wanked while i watch jav videos.
>>157318215if patchy was smart he'd start bad mouthing daner and cement himself a place
Tranquil contemplations
>>157315101You’d think this was all karma or something but it’s really Khabib doing fazza magic to shift karmic punishment onto someone else so Islam’s chances are maximized in the title fight
most exciting patchy mix performance
>>157318232the name of your lucky bull?
>>157318244this doesn't work infortunately. Islam simply doesn't have M. Gane's aura
>>157318249Chama on my mama!
My stream is not working
>>157318230A finn posted a link earlier, but it isn't loading.
patchy is so fucking bad it is unrealzero footworkzero boxingliterally just a body triangle
stream down i need play by play
Can someone give live updates? It stopped when patchy got body triangle.
>>157318265currently getting his leg blown off and is now ringsniffing
Finns really made a knock of our Office called Konttori, shameful!
>>157318270Everyone did
patchy mix... the greatest fighter in rizin history...
Fix. The. Stream.
WE BACK FAMALAM
>>157318270we have a have i got news for you too
>>157318278Why do Nordics keep copying us?
PATCHY MIX SUCKS. JUST LAYING THERE AFTER MISSING WEIGHT.
>>157318282isn't office space older than the poohffice
>bellator decisionator ruining a card of all finishesDO NOT LET HIM LEAVE THE COUNTRY. MANDATORY SEPPUKU ON LIVE TV
>getting absolutely dominated by a washed japanese grandpathe absolute state of patrick mix
>>157318293strap patchy to a mixile and fire him at tel aviv
>>157318293Why does Japan sign these American bums?
>>157318290>In June 1998, Merchant and Gervais made Seedy Boss, a 20-minute film starring Gervais, as part of Merchant's TV producer training for the BBC. The pair met when Merchant was hired as Gervais' assistant at radio station Xfm; neither had any previous TV experience. Gervais's character was based on one he performed to amuse staff at the radio station.>Ash Atalla showed the tape to BBC Two head Jane Root, who commissioned a series based on it. Filming took place in an office at Teddington Studios.
utter disgrace
My oh my, I'm glad the 38yo grandpa got a win
>>157318306office space is based on milton from early mid 90s
>>157318301It's not hard to figure out.
>>157318318You would think they'd sign an Australian or British handsome Chad, but they keep signing amerimutts that just lay and pray. WHat is their end goal?
the video and audio are out of sync
akimoto please win
>>157318323And now its froze again. I'll taje a shower and hopefully its back for the main fight.
these rizin promos are so fucking kino
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786439728942488.webmHonestly?Based.
>>157318317Milton’s best works were in the 60’s thoughbeit
146 in rizin is currently harder to become champ in than fw in ufc, so Akimoto should just move to ufc after this if he wins, beating Shaidullaev is impossible.
Shartdullaev
Who’s the hottest Jew of all time?
Real tawlg I’m scrapping some guy at the gym and he rips it to the bawldy and I let out a toot
You now remember when people were actually mentioning Patchy Mix as a top 5 BW in the world before he signed to the UFC
>>157318368150 thousand odd got fairly warm
koike is dricus maxxing
shaydullaev wouldn't even break into the ufc rankings
>>157318368Young Jennifer connelly
I don’t sleep.I dream.
this akimoto kid'.....he ain't good
>>157318387he would make volk look like a bitch, 7-10 every round, and I rate volk.
>>157318388Pretty much or Rachel Weisz
>>157318387You guys say this about every knew brazza then they become champions
>>157318396Brazzas been getting exposed left and right though. Remember Umar? From contender to KWAB.
>>157318392>>157318396you guys told me patchy mix would ragdoll and sub aspinall...
this nigga literally has clouds for hands
>>157318393convert>>157318399merab'd sadly
>>157318411>Her father, George Weisz, was a Hungarian Jewish mechanical engineer and inventor known for pioneering a type of ventilator. Her mother, Edith Ruth (née Teich), was a teacher, and later a psychotherapist, originally from Vienna, Austria. Her maternal grandfather's ancestry was Austrian Jewish; her maternal grandmother was Catholic and of Italian ancestry.
i think i'm too used to seeing ko's now watching fights like this I feel like they're not really trying
>>157318420did i stutter
>>157318423She’s a Jew not a convert
this needs to end i'm downstairs at the wmma's
>>157318399Umar will be champion soon. Yan just had major back surgery and Merab’s nose is falling off his face, clearly both at the end of their primes
>>157318426yet her grandmother on her mother's side was catholic
>>157318388
i'm done watching this crap.
>>157318396shaydullaev is a kyrgyzstani, not a brazza, there's no dagestani as good as him, never has been. he's the p4p #1 globally rn and it's not close either.
great card patchy out the mix
>>157318431Jewish is an inherited ethnicity dumbass I don’t care about their rules
>>157318439no need to be rude my love
I'd say not a single bad fight on this card but patchy had to ruin it.
Patchy BEAST
Honestly? Respect to koike for being a dogshit fighter
Sut the fuck up for whill you now t
>>157318467he's no worse than pat sabatini or kevin vallejos.
>>157318437If shaydullaev had chinkier eyes like orolbai then no one would call him a brazza. Funny how that works
>>157318437If you speak a turkic language and have a chin beard you’re a brazza
>>157318501hey now
>>157318501OHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT
Keep your sodomy out of my general.
>>157318482idk those bums, I only know what I saw earlier today
>>157318499>avar is the most common first language with russian being the most common second language>neither is turkic>dagestanis aren't brazza'slearn something new every day.
I think Tom and Ian will be champions for a long time. They only have 1-2 tough fights left and hold big advantages. Ian Garry podcast? I'd listen.
>>157318501Very Australian post
Fucking men? That shit’s gay.
>>157318545No one can tell if they really gay
>>157318501Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Mackenzie Dern isn’t even Raoul Moately attractive
>>157318528Tomala will never be a champ.
>>157318501So that's what a bamhole inspection looks like
love in all its shames
>>157318437He hasn’t beaten a single elite opponent.
>>157318604he's beaten several
Patchy Mix missed weight by ten pounds and still lost.
>>157318615That's the Bellator GOAT right there
>>157318613He’s been rematching 5-3 38 year old yuta kubo and the other asakura who was recently on a losing streak, rizin is a C-tier promotion. Usman nurmagomedov has had stronger comp.
>>157318615I blame tatiana suarez
>>157318561Tom has prescription eyeliner he got it in the exemption, so no more eye pokes you fucking stinky finger butthole niggers
>>157318642She shoulda taken the trugg walk when she had the chance
I worry that if Schaub offered most of you a trugg walk you wouldn’t refuse it
Schaub seems like a great guy to be friends with. Makes sense why reddit types clown on him.
>>157318659So?
New >>157318676
>>157318677>>157318677>>157318677
>>157318680Too late I fear with lament
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