Achane (our guy) workload editionPrevious: >>157320237
burrs
My Saints are winning the NFC South
Chiefies fuck ya
First for Dolphins fan eternal suffering
>>157323619the injuries are starting to worry me..........
>>157323607>trusting early balding menlol
>>157323628>'72 undefeated mug>pack of cigsNice touch
>>157323619...gonna disappoint as usual
Ben Johnson saved my life
>>157323607Reminder that "achane" is pernounced "AY-chan", like 4chan. That's why he's considered 'our guy'. If you were there during his rookie season for his first couple of touches, when the announcers said his name, the gamethreads went crazy.
>>157323620Which is like saying you're the less stinkiest turd of the entire bunch. Congrats.
Soon...
Raidies make ya seethe?
>>157323679No, not at all
Hmm, true.
>you will never get to post the Tom Brady "we're only up by 40" meme image again
>>157323675He's got that SSRI stare
a dark day for jesterguild chuds
THE OFFICIAL /nfl/ CENSUS IS COMPLETE. Here are the results.>Inb4 noooo I’m a Commie faggot and simply declined to vote in the poll because I’m too cool, and now I see the error of my ways and regret it!Sucks to suck, your shit team has no fans here as an official record of fact. Shouldn’t have been a faggot>Inb4 noooooo the poll doesn’t count, not everyone was on yesterday! / It’s not the regular season! / It’s not the playoffs! / It’s not—It’s only for regulars, /pol/ tourist lifelong Pats fans of 9 years and 6 months don’t count.>Inb4 noooooo my Eagles would have had more if you gave us a name that’s easier for us to readYou are factually the losers of Super Bowl LVII. Get over it
>>157323679oakland hasn't been relevant in decades
>>157323716idiot
>>157323703Why on earth are the Dolphins so high
>>157323716wdym they all moved to vegas
>>157323667Keep laughing at my team and all of my incestuous relationships, you'll be sorry.
is caleb williams defining attribute that he is a homosexual who takes cocks in his asshole, or is it that he is black
*punches jenny*
>>157323716See >>157323703
>>157323745IMO he's way more zesty than darkie, those painted fingernails seal the deal there for me.
definitely the former, black qbs are no longer a novelty
>>157323745The homosexuality
>>157323747
>>157323745Caleb is a top. He'd tear everyone ITT's bussy up at the same time and then head to the club on the prowl for more.
>>157323754it's a tribute to his mom you chud
there's been 1 homosexual qb prior to gayleb, and a dozen or more black qbs priorhe is a faggot before he is a ngubu
Honestly if you're an NFC North fag you should be happy that Rodgers finally fucked off just before Caleb showed up. Imagine having two gay quarterbacks in one division. What a sight it would have been.
I know you wanna rubI know you wanna touchI know you wanna feelSo Kevin keep it realI know you wanna seeI know you wanna be......in my B.E.DGrindin slowly...
>>157323607NEWSNE: Bill Belichick on Week 12 quarterback: "I told all players to be ready to go"PIT: Report: Mike Sullivan and Eddie Faulkner to share Steelers OC dutiesLAC: Joey Bosa likely headed to IRKC: Travis Kelce on Chiefs’ loss to Eagles: ‘I’ve got to be better’CLE: Browns S Rodney McLeod done for seasonPIT: Steelers fire offensive coordinator Matt CanadaLAR: Cooper Kupp and Puka Nacua both listed as day-to-dayKC: Mahomes takes blame for Chiefs loss: 'It starts with me'PHI: Eagles HC Nick Sirianni applauds team's 'gritty, grimy, nasty' win over Chiefs on Monday nightDEN: Broncos DB Kareem Jackson suspended 4 games after hit on Josh DobbsHOU: Texans re-sign veteran corner Desmond King to practice squadBAL: Ravens TE Mark Andrews has an ‘outside chance’ to return this season from ankle injurySEA: Pete Carroll optimistic Geno Smith will play Thursday vs. 49ersSF: 49ers’ Talanoa Hufanga suffered torn ACL vs. Bucs, Shanahan confirmsNYJ: Report: Jets to start Tim Boyle in Week 12TEN: Mike Vrabel not concerned with job securityCHI: Report: Bears need to be 'blown away' by QB prospects to move on from Justin Fields
>>157323703There's no way we have as many as 3 rams fans here
>>157323819I miss Rotoworld
>>157323817You're acting like they would've had sex in the middle of the field
>>157323837Youngbitch voted from his phone and his PC
Don't run when it comes
Ninebros at least we'll always have Shedeur
Belt bros...>Aiyuk has reportedly listed his Virginia home for $8.5 MILLION - less than 24 hours after purchasing the property for $10.1 million.
>>157323859>1. MutthomesMost AstroTurfed QB in NFL history. Pic related.
>>157323864da belt giveth and da belt taketh away
>>157323859Surprised teambabby Padford is that high
>Nooooooo Mahomes isn't actually great. The reason he keeps winning is because of these 50 different conspiracy theories I've formulated to protect my fragile mind that he singlehandedly mogs my shitty team.MIND. BROKEN.
>>157323859Mahomes wasn't even a top 10 QB last season and there weren't even 10 good QBs
>>157323882>ACK!Kek seething Broncuck
>>157323864Real estate is racist
>>157323837And I didn't even vote
>18. Bo Nix
17+18=35 cuz that's how many points we're hanging on you niggas
>>157323925>t. things everyone who voted for their shit team would claim
>>157323914Lol this fag is using an iphone
>>157323944whatever nigga
>>157323945I’m watching my Kansas City Fever on my computer faggot
>>157323952Is that a gay porno or something
>>157323666The radio broadcaster at A&M called him a-chain, so that's how I say it.
>>157323965You tell me faggot
>*COOF* *COOF* *COOF*Da flu
>>157323845They would have
>>157323817Rodgers isn't gay, his wife is just shy
>>157323940McClaurin doesn't look comfortable. This feels forced.
>>157323987You sound disappointed so I guess it isn't
>>157324005>McClaurinkeeeeeeeeeeeeek can't see the keyboard behind the tears?
>>157323970Yeah of course some neanderthal uneducated texas hick would pronounce it wrong and not even bother to look up the phonetic
>>157324007Nah I’m having a great time watching Kansas City excellence as per usual seething faggot
>>157324012I addressed your video in the last thread as well here: >>157323537And the spelling of a surname doesn't matter as long as you know who I meant. Stop being a pedant.
>>157324000This, she just goes to a different school in Canada
>>157323859I'd like to know which executives and coaches participated. I don't think this list should be held as gospel if shitters like Browns, Cards, and Jets people get to vote.
>>157324043Doesn't say which ones, just an overview of their positions
coach nigger
>>157324097Even the trolls disliked this one
>Cowboy fans highly optimistic after hearing it was a good joint practice against the RamsIs it their year?
>>157324134>Is it their yearAlways is
>>157324134Their year to go and done? Probably
>>157323965It’s the Indiana Fever. Chiefs fans like them because both Caitlin Clark (from Iowa) and Sophie Cunningham (from Missouri) are lifelong Chiefs fans
keeeeek webmpaco and statmutt going all out
>>157323694I think his mom drank vodka while she was pregnant
>>157323763I don’t like this image. Please stop posting it
more like nick WRONG
>>157324186Doesn’t this constitute self harm?
>>157323620IWantToBelieve
>>157324194What has Burrow done to warrant being above Hurts or Herbert
>>157324194nick plonked proves how plonked his ball knowledge is yet again
>>157324218he got to a superbowl like 4 years ago
>>157324218He’s got aura
>>157324194Blo Dix is too high. Also, how the fuck is he high than Jayden or Purdy? Lmao
>>157324218Heisman
>>157323628here
>>157324218Eye test
>>157324218Being a better QB.
>>157324218He put in more overtime at the bussy factory
>>157324218There aren't 2 QBs I would take over Joe Burrow
Joey 4chan make ya seethe?
>>157324280*3 QBs. Mahomes and Allen are the only QBs I would take over him.
a better pic
>>157324288I’d take him over Allen personally, he’s more clutch and less emotional
>>157324289>Nearly 13 years agoI hope that guy has moved on to bigger and better things in his life.
The best there ever was, and ever can be.
>>157324333That's not Ryback
>>157324320well he definitely doesnt follow a football team that has got better. fuck this team
>>157324289This nigga took a screenshot of his whole desktop
>>157324351Here's to that brother. Knowing Miami they will go 5-12 or some shit and pick 7th in the draft and miss out on Moore or Manning (if he comes out)
>>157324333Tommy can I visit you at workWhile you commentate the game, no panties no shirtThen climb back up the poleThen you drop and do the splitsThen you make that bussy talkBaby damn you on some new shit
This nigga took a screenshot of his whole bussy
>>157324366men I want jeremiah
>>157324191ok i wont
>>157324265>Anon stuck in 2021
>>1573242802021 Anon I have to warn you! THings only get worse after Covid ends!
>>157324427>>157324435I'd take Burrow over Hurts and Herbert right now as he is. Fuck outta here.
>>157324218kek gottem
>>157324333Based trips.You know, regarding the meme >>157323692 , is there any quarterback, any team, that you could really do this meme about any more? I can't remember the last time a team would just anally devastate bad teams like the Brady/Belichick Patriots. The Pats weren't content to just win, they'd run up the score just to be mean. It made you hate them but you also kind of loved it, too, unless it was happening to your team in particular. Feels like there's no one team that does that repeatedly any more, and I miss it.
>>157324411Thank you
There's a snek in muh helmet
Thai Simpson
>>157324449Why? What the fuck has he done since the 2023 playoffs? Spent a whole lot of time not winning and being hurt.
Is Gay Gay actually based? Pic rel is him talking about Kyler Murray
trevor simian
>>157324502COWARD
>>157324375Yeah and thank god you aren't running the tram or we wouldn't have had the fun McDaniels years at least
that will personal seat license + season tickets + parking + food + drink + merch + tax + tip + additional 6% surcharge
>>1573244832023 he got hurt, would have made the playoffs if he didn't because they were playing great football during the time of his injury2024 he threw nearly 5,000 yards and led the league in TDs. Didn't make the playoffs because of their abysmal defense and his albatross of a HC.2025, he got hurt early in the season and Flacco did his best but their defense was atrocious and when he came back it was too late. It's been a rough 3 years but he's still a better QB than Herbert or Hurts. The Super Bowl odds of the Chargers or Eagles would skyrocket if he was their QB.
>>157324551I remember when you used to pay for a cheap ticket and then get beer for $1 at football games.
>>157324551People who go to games instead of watching on tv are faggots
>>157324551Is there a more raped fanbase than Billsfags?
>>157324565maybe back when reagan was president
>>157323864brain damage like antonio brown
>>157324574Nah live sporting events of any kind are 10x better than watching on TV, for the social environment and atmosphere alone, not to mention no commercials and seeing everything play out live. The only people who don't like attending live sports are anti-social human hating shut-ins and people without friends to go with.
>>157324577cardinals. they don't even get to get their hopes up
>>157324594In the late 90s/early 2000s actually. Prices have skyrocketed since the end of the last Bush term and Obama. Been downhill since.
>>157324600it kinda depends because you get a better idea of whats going on when it’s on TV than in person but a good football game is electric
>>157324600>anti-social human hating shut-ins and people without friends to go withwhere do you think you are?
>>157324610i think something new is coming dunno whether itll be good or bad but this cant continue on for sure
>>157324622>4chan is one personActually betrays your narcissistic mentality that you think this site is just a bunch of people who think like you do and you're hostile to anyone with dissenting views.
>>157324619>you get a better idea of whats going on when it’s on TVOnly if your seats are too close. TV doesn't even show all the players at once. They could easily do this, but you wouldn't have the cinematic pan from the backfield to the location of the pass to make all the casuals hold their breath.
>>157324619You actually get a better idea of what's going on when you're watching live, anyone who regularly attends any live sporting game can attest to this.
>>157324218well... he's won a playoff game...
>>157324525Manning is going to be so shit
>>157324657>TV doesn't even show all the players at onceballknowers know where theyre at though
>>157324677Nah he'll be fine. Miami won't have a chance to pick him anyway.
>>157324677I seriously doubt it. Blood will out.
lions got black spaceman as backup qb
I have faith in cryler murphy
>>157324669ive never been to an NFL game where youre 1000 yards from the action but in high school games i guess youre right
>>157324709AI getting better
>>157324677He looked good after the first few games. He's probably gonna be a top 5 pick.
i really hope my raidfeces are good this year but a part of me also kinda hopes its a trainwreck but somehow cousins plays all 17 games and >we get a top 5 pick if you dont need a qb and youre in the top 5 you could get a crazy haul this draft for a spot up there
>>157324600Wrong. I am an anti-social human hating shut in without friends and I like going to games alone. Despite being surrounded by people, most people won't bother you so you feel like you're on your own. And when people do talk to you it's after something cool happens and it's easy for me to feel the vibes and start talking to strangers
>>157324762>but somehow cousins plays all 17 games and >we get a top 5 pickNot going to happen raidfeces tranny, because first year coaches feel too much pressure to produce results. Memedoza will start before half the season is over and you’ll end up around 9 or 10 wins
let’s ride
>>157324559>It's not his faultNow do this with Hurts and his atrocious coordinators in 2024 and 2025. Or Herbert with his disasterclass of a coach with Staley
>>157324828At least that'll be more than Bustin Fields gets homo tranny anime faggot.
>>157324844...your mom
>>157324828theres a directive from brady (who runs the team) that there is 0 pressure to start mendoza and that >we are not moving off kubiak regardless of this seasons results
>>157324882Bustin isn’t getting a single start seething Raidfeces tranny of 10-7
>>157324906No there isn’t.
>>157324911>0 defensive pressurekek
>>157323683Rivers going from retired fat fuck to competent starter in like a week was impressive as fuck. It ultimately failed as a last-ditch playoff push but not because Rivers couldn't hack it.
Just realized I won't be able to update the 9 archives this year
>>157324924yes there is hes said it in interviews >but brady doesnt run the team mark does Davis has said in interviews that hes turned the organization over to brady and is just a cheerleader
>>157324943and hes (Davis) is just a cheerleader*
>>157324943Even if Brady said that, the coach isn’t going to take that on faith, it’s his career on the line. Memedoza will start as soon as they have a losing record
>>157324984i think kubiak would be in hotter water for throwing mendoza out there in a bad situation than he would just having a shit record unless cousins gets hurt mendoza wont get a start until the last game or two
Farts Manning
>>157325052sharts fanny was right there
>>15732500210-7
>>157325068you say that like its a bad thing everyone says it>the NFL is good when the raiders are good
>>157324463I still remember that game during a blizzard against the Titans wherr they actually eased up for once and I was disappointed. Brady had 6 fucking touchdowns by the 3rd. Could have easily finished with 8 or 9 or maybe even 10 if they'd really gone for it. They had them dead to fucking rights and could do whatever the hell they wanted. But it was a blizzard and they were winning by 50 points so even by Patriot standards that would have been gratuitous. Seeing them score 80+ ponts would have been fun, though
Can you imagine if Tom Brady or Peyton Manning or Josh Allen or Drake Maye were given up on after 10 games? Those guys all had worse stats than JJs 10 games and all except Brady had less wins. Thats the difference between winning organizations and losers like Minnesota
>>157324934I think it is less impressive and more pathetic for the state of the league that Philip Rivers who could barely move, barely throw the ball was a better QB than half the league right now. Absolutely shitty QB development going on.
>>157325080It’s not a bad thing, you will also be a playoff wildcard. The important thing is just that you know I’m right, and you’re wrong. Chiefs kings never stop winning
>>157325084Brady, Manning, Maye, and Allen didn't have a fursona.
>>157325090>was a better QB than half the league right now2026 Rivers sucked ass and was a handoff merchant that would put JJ to shameAll he did was throw game-ending picks and lose
>>157325084obviously its not just the on field stuffthe coaches are around him 24/7, clearly hes both ass on the field and doesnt have the intestinal fortitude behind the scenes to be the man in the locker room
>>157325094i predicted the raiders having a 10-7 record like a month ago with my non jocking season prediction so by trying to be right, you inadvertently proved me right try and keep up chiefsis or its gonna be a long year
>>157325130They can’t be 10-7 with Cousins, which necessitates you being wrong, since it would mean Memedoza starts before half the season is over, as I said, proving me right. Ergo, you lost.
>>157325109>2026 Rivers sucked ass and was a handoff merchant that would put JJ to shameAnd he was still a better QB than most of the mutts at the position right now
>>157325152kubiak was cousins QB coach in minbesomalia (the time he was really good) kirk is intimately familiar with the system, which is tied for the main reason he was signed (and hes amenable to big brothering mendoza)
>>157325201he was offensive coordinator as well while kirk was there*
>>157325061Grow up
>>157325201He’s completely washed, it wouldn’t matter if he had Kyle Shanahan coaching him. He has nothing left. The only good he’d be able to do is a veteran clipboard holder giving wise advice to Memedoza
>>157325224He was decent last year in relief and if you remember people were asking why he wasnt starting over penis to begin with hes still got a year of decent ball left in him, and even then a washed kirk cousins is a huge upgrade over geno “football terrorist” smith
>>157324935yeah not until kyler gets his leg torn off week 6
>>157325263until the next COD comes out*
>>157324600>for the social environment
>>157325297personally I think he's a Haddock kind of guy
>>157324906>brady (who runs the team)lql
do the bengals have any fans that aren't just there for Burrow?
>>157324922He was crying for the ball in this game too lol
>>157325390No. Every Bengals fan instantly materialized as soon as Joe Burrow was drafted.
spreading jennys buttcheeks and just admiring mans creation
>>157325297Kinda crazy to me that people are still playing fucking cod after like mw2 or black ops
there's a snake in my b-
>>157325539Bro they're about to drop another 15 years of GTAV
>>157325390I hate the fucking Bengalst. lifelong Bengals fan
>>157325606this is a true bengals fan
SEND EM TO BIRKENAU
kiwi is a bitch
>>157325111KOC is a pouty bitch so I don’t take his character judgment too seriously. The guy was running out the clock in the 3rd quarter of a playoff game against the Rams.
please.... gib hard knocks magnet.....
>>157325733yeah he keeps ducking. I remember when that little pussy said he would meet me at a ravens home game and even posted pics of the game but ran with shit in his pants as soon as I called him out
>>157323857
Less Sneed
>>157325765Formerly More Chuck's
>>157325740I think jj might just be too zoomer for the xillenial uncs in the lockerroom
We're still a bussy month away from the regular season. God dammit
IS THAT A GAME IN AUSTRALIA?? WOAH!
>>157325827Both players will be dead before leaving for Oceana.
>>157325851Imagine if everyone in the NFC was dead
>>157325130You're never right with that autistic nerd pic
>>157325879They are.
>>157325902Half those kitties are AFC
>>157325928The EPA let those ones out.
>>157325902>>157325943
Broncos gonna get a 4th Lombardi and you can all fuck off
>>157325960
>>157325969Raiders fans absolutely btfo
>>157325954I regret such bloodletting was necessary.
>>157326003I don't.
>>157325892dont act like you wouldnt berry your pecker in there so deep only king arthur could pull you out
>>157325827
>>157326080seahawks girls owe me sex, not sure if you knew that but it's true
>>157323607>Achane ‘24 - 203 carries (age 23)>Achane ‘25 - 238 carries (age 24)dolphins better do this >40-45 carries for 17 games=680-765Larry Johnson ‘06 - 416 carries (age 27)Walter Payton ‘84 - 381 carries (age 31)John Riggins ‘83 - 375 carries (age 34)
seriously, what the FUCK did dak mean by this? is clock slang for something?
>>157326122this but me
>>157326144someone post the webm of dak getting his clock wiped in a parking lot during spring break 2015
>>157326152The expression is "clock cleaned".
>>157326162
>>157325827Sending the Niners overseas seems like tempting fate
>>157326162Maybe it’s a regional thing
football soon frens! :D in other news we have 90% solar eclipse today!!
>>157326188
>>157326196last time a big eclipse hit the US I was in a 99 percent path of totality it was weird it wasnt at all like duskvery strange
Can someone hire this fucker as a head coach already? I'm sick of him being in the norf
>>157326188what do you mean? It's the opposite side of the world from the substation.
>>157326219hes still clinging to his floyd era DEI lawsuit about racisms
>>157326223they have substations in australia
>>157326223Exactly. It's just going to piss the substation off
>>157326223>a substation with the power capacity of half the Hoover dam 30 feet from the practice field
>>157326196That's cool, I hope I get to see this one.
>>157326219He won't be hired until he drops the lawsuit. He's honestly a massive asshole and is better off as a DC anyways.
>>157326144he meant to say cock
>>157326276people have been working at and visiting the Hoover Dam for over a century without exploding ligaments
>>157326219The most amount of black I want in a head coach is Mike McDaniels
>>157326305have people been working out and playing football right next to the turbines in Hoover dam for decades?
>>157326346If it's not the substation what COULD it be? The medical staff? Shanahan's training practices? The turf?
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>157326353All their stars outside Purdy are old as fuck. I can't believe they're still paying Bosa to play 4 games a season
>>157326353they actually completely replaced the medical and strength and conditioning staff, so it's the practices
>>157325960Kek never happening with Blo Dix little shitter. If you want to ask me how it feels you can though kek
record number of injuries before the preseason has even startedwhy is this becoming so common now? are men just becoming weaker as time goes on? is it low T? or poor training? i just dont get it. maybe a few injuries id understand but this many…without even a SINGLE GAME played? hell even pukanuke is out for the season now.
>>157326362The way she unhinged her jaw to throat that wrap got me bricked
I see anti-substation propagandist are back at it
>>157326376Not drinking enough water.
>>157326376last preseason we had 3 games stopped early due to career altering and life threatening injuries. wonder how many we will get this year…crazy to think 0 football games were ever ended early from 1892 (first game of football, then known as “rounders”) to 2020 (damar hamlin incident), but now its a common occurrence
>>157326376its obvious that men’s hormones and health is being disrupted. i imagine 5-10 years from now theyll have to expand the roster to 100 men just to ensure they have enough backups
every team should have a 500 man roster just make it a full cohort
rosters should have obviously been expanded with the added games but greed is gonna greed even though it's pennies for 5 extra spots per roster compared to the money they're making
>>157326376its odd /nfl/ never really has said anything about skyrocketing injuries. at this point it has to be something else going on
>>157326376Not enough red meat in players diets theyre eating gay shit like fish and chicken
>>157326415>the year is 2039>youve mostly moved on from football, but your son is still a huge fan>he tells you the Vikings are just a QB4 and WR9 away from a super bowl>”wtf is a QB4? 9 wide outs? son?”>watch a game out if curiousity>rosters are 200 men now>low T, brittle bones, poor food quality, and meat being banned in 2030 have led to 30+ injuries happening per game>at halftime its 68-50 due to many players avoiding contact>AI boomer esiason is discussing the league moving to 2 hand touch with tom brady
there should be less players on each roster but there should also be a pool of mercenaries that teams can sign strictly to 1 game deals made of guys who didnt make a roster by week 1 of the regular season
>>157326524that last part is scary. it is VERY odd how much NFL was pushing the 2 hand touch shit last year. anyone remember that??
>>157326524we better enjoy football while we have it, anons.
>>157326305Is there a big lake next to the nanners practice field? It's a big advantage.
>>157326362My local Obie's Hoggies before they switched to coffee only in 2003 used to use these bags for their sandwiches.
how fucked are the browns this year?
>>157326479Guys are approaching super mutant proportions but tendons and ligaments are the same size. We're likely at the limit now of functional strength and athleticism being able to survive bashing into each other for any meaningful amount of time, honestly probably a ways past it with injury commonality now. This is basically unavoidable because if you drop performance for durability you're just a scrub even on a good day, so you ride the gravy train as long as you can before it gives out. If football survives another 40 years I seriously doubt we see a similar size percentage increase across positions like the 80's to now for the same reasons.
>>157326635no more or less than any other year
>>157326640solid analysis. i think we’ll actually see smaller and more durable players make a comeback in the next 5 years
>>157326702she knows what she's doing
Kiwi can I hit it from the frontThen I hit it from the back Know you like it like thatThen we take it to the bedThen we take it to the floorThen we chill for a second Then we back at it some more
JJ (nine) was robbed. This is bullshit
>>157326376they need more milk! :D
I found the Hard Knocks S27E02 magnet link ^_^
>>157326376Modern sports science and drugs can turn you into an absolute giganigga faster than your body knows how to handle it
>>157326376Actual answer: All the newgen coaches like McVay, Shanahan, Macdonald, KOC Zac Taylor etc. run softer practices in the belief that it will minimize injuries, but in reality coddling players like that just increases the likelihood that their untested bodies will break. You know how when a bone breaks it grows back stronger? Conditioning is the same way, you might pick up nagging little injuries through a tougher practice but in the end your body will be stronger. This is the type of practice Andy Reid still runs for example
>>157326376Everyone else is cheating.
I don't think I've ever eaten a chicken ceasar wrap once in my life, am I missing out?
Oh fugg, I've never seen coach Mike get after his players like the intro to Hard Knocks. He is getting after Derick Hall and pulls him from the practice.>Hey you can complain all you want>YOU CAN COMPLAIN ALL THE FUCK YOU WANT YOU'RE TOO CLOSE>THAT'S TWICE>YOU CAN BITCH ALL YOU WANT>BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M RUNNING THE FUCKING PRACTICEgoddamn how did us12's go from based mike to based pete to based mike2? >>157326894Have you ever enjoyed a chicken (or proper) caesar salad and thought "wow, I wish I had a really plain flavorless flour tortilla to ruin this just so I could kind of eat while driving and spill all over myself?"You're not missing out on a wrap.
>>157326793This is sad. This is why you have 0 hoes. Imagine inviting a bitch over and she sees you hook up your laptop to the TV and open Qbittorrent. She's leaving on the spot.
>>157326914Cool thanks for letting me know.
>>157326922Erm, I use Deluge now, it's pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of it. The last bitch I invited over to watch a torrent gave me a handy after I showed her Juno because it wasn't playing in our theater. >>157326926You are welcome, thank you for your many many good posts in our general.
>>157326922Hourglass ladies not gushing while you rant about the Seahawks coaching staff while plugging your laptop into the TV is literally a skill issue.
>hahah, wow anon, I thought you were kind of a weirdo before, but your knowledge of the Seahawks coaching staff and respect for their front office has really shown me you're kinda cuteThese interactions are so common for us12's, I'm surprised you guys aren't sick of them by now.
>>157326144My best guess is he means watches, like rolexes or whatever
>>157326346>>157326353Explain to me by what mechanism the substation causes injuries, please
>>157326970Entropy
>>157326353PEDSEDS
>>157326376>is it low T?If anything, the opposite
>>157326376PEDSPEDS
>>157326894Most places that offer one add way too much lettuce and skimp on the dressing and chicken, you're better off air frying some frozen tendies and making your own
>Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational electrical substation!
This is great.
The Niners aren't cursed, they just suck at drafting and keep signing old players.
>>157327024but enough about the rammies!
>>157326982All natty here. Boy do I hate drugs in sports
https://youtube.com/shorts/45Unyx7h0hs?is=klr8dtNST0KMYXCc>this curious creature is a kiwi>kiwi immediately starts shrieking like a retard
>>157327161Injuries piling up, suspensions looming, travel, pressure, legal trouble..... rammies season is already over.
How do you beat the jags when they only need to travel 15 yards off a touch back to hit a field goal?
>>157326651I don't. Every owner and GM in the league would much rather pay a guy to be great for 5 years than a smaller, more "durable" player to be really good for 8 years. Sure you'll always have the fan favorites and genetic specimens who manage to eke out long careers. NFL teams are dying to replace older guys with freaks out of college on rookie contracts as is. Why would that change? If anything, careers burning brighter and dying out faster is very cost effective for everyone making meaningful decisions in the league. It almost makes you wonder.
travis hunter being forced to only play defense not because he can’t play both sides, but because the jags have a logjam of talent at wr
What a nice episode of Hard Knocks.
>>157326998
>>157326922No one here is bringing anyone back to their apartment/house. If that were even a possible occurance we wouldn't be browsing /sp/, let alone /nfl/ during the off season.
>>157326866This, it's suprising all these 'sports science' advancements haven't figured this out yet.
>>157326362Who's the friend?
>>157326866If it were about running tougher practices, wouldn't the injuries crop up later in the season? Considering people have only been back for like 2 weeks and haven't had live reps.
>>157326362It's wild to think she gets paid to eat food for Instagram and has such a large social media following because she's married to an NFL starting QB.
>>157327313You have to train beyond what's asked of you to handle live games better. It's why Jerry Rice would run gassers in the hills way beyond what he'd ever have to run in an NFL game, it made NFL games easier. In the 70's those Don Shula Dolphins teams would hold 4-a-days in the off season, as in 4 practices a day, and would practice in the rain and during lightning storms. Teams are just softer now than ever before and don't practice in the ways that actually matter and will prepare you for the regular season.
>>157327328Can't blame coaches for lack of tough practices. It's in the players CBA to limit 2-a-days and things like that.
>>157326970Even if it doesn't actually cause ligament deterioration, the fact a player believes it can lead to them second guessing the training staff and physical therapists.
>>1573269705G. Like the Pentagram. Satanic business out there.
>>157327338I agree, the players are also at fault. But despite lighter practices and practices with less pads, we still see all these ACL injuries, there have been several this off-season already.
>>157325969>Gruden sabotaging Denver for the raidersholy based
>>157327219At most of the highest paid positions you're right, but the trend has been towards keeping the o line consistant from year to year among the better coached teams eg Broncos and Rams. Also JFFM if you're reading this it's your pick.
>>157326970The nocebo effect
>move to Minnesota>become Somalian
Pls let shedeur win the qb battle in cleveland. I need some epic lols this season
>>157326725damn, i thought she was giving drake road head
Do Seahawks lifelongs of one year really think Sam Darnold is going to continue to lead a super bowl contender lmao
>>157323864>>157323891>>157323915fake news and fake samefag replies that are just a repeat from last thread. really pathetic thats what this thread needs to do to survive
>>157326866lol ok mr bro science
>>157327370>>157327377Are you the same subhuman retard Australian scum of the earth who picked the Dolphins to beat the Chiefs in Arrowhead in the playoffs?
>>157326152>>157325130>>157325474Neck yourself ban evading pedo
broncos bros, the team CANONICALLY exists is the marvel cinematic universe!
>>157327737
>>157327737god, i wish i lived in the MCU because the chiefs don't exist there >>157327748let people have fun
>>157327753I AM HAVING FUN!
>>157326894Depends on whether you like chicken caesar wraps or not.
>>157327737Delete this shit before retards start calling us the Marvel team
Niggas done forgot about Ant.50 points a game and that's on Moroni
>>157327952isnt there someone you forgot to ask? he preppin da belt as we speak
>>157327971how long until aiyuk slinks back to the niners? if I remember correctly, if he reports then he'll start getting paid again
>>157328013>how long until aiyuk slinks back to the niners?that bridge is burned.what he has to do is apply for reinstatement because hes on the "left the team" list. After that he has I believe a 30 something million bonus that would trigger if he was on the roster come September. Obviously the niners would release him making that tard a free agent.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>157328039i wonder why he felt so slighted that he's willing to piss away tens of millions of dollars
>>157328013>>157328039They're going to pay himWho else is going to catch the ball?
>>157325080The raiders haven’t been good for 25 years
>>157328013The niners are basically colluding to prevent ayiuk from having a job in the NFL and they openly said they refuse to cut him because it may allow ayiuk the opportunity to get a job with another team and be competivie. You can tell how fucked the situation is because even the NFLPA doesnt care to get involved
Swag too tuff
>>157328338More like Aiyuk is a fucking retard for refusing to show up for work right after getting a new contract
Why the fuck would you draft Ty Simpson to be your QB of the future? Really?
>>157328064>AHHHHH DERIK WHY ARE YOU STOMPING THE QUARTERBACK'S HEAD? NOOOOO
>>157328064I expected Mike Macdonald to be a lot meaner. He actually seems like a nice guy.
>>157328394I expected him to do a heck of a lot more singing
>>157328064Just stay away from the quarterback Derrick
>>157328356both can be true. he's a retard and the niners are purposely trying to fuck him as hard as possible because their ego got bruised
why didn't aiyuk just keep playing for the niners instead of trying this ridiculous hold out to get released/traded that could never work because the niners had all the leverage?
Chiefies’ year btw
>>157324600Kwab
>>157328433>because their ego got bruisedkek you sound like a woman
Football tomorrow :D
>>157328538source?
>>157328538Not soon enough, I want it NOW
>>157328510>Pronunciation Guidelmao its all for black names isn't it
>>157327952Catch it over your shoulder retard
>>157328602nah half of them are yts
>>157328433>their egoThe 49ers is a professional football organization and does not possess an ego. Keeping him around is the correct move because a desperate team still might trade for his rights. He’d still have to apply for reinstatement but it’s not like they have zero potential value.
Saw this on my way to work today. Which one of you faggots is this?
>>157328619Was this on 66?
>>157328611BASS(like the fish)
>>157328619What a fag! My bumper says proud diarrhea lettuce eater like a redpilled chad!!!
>>157328633kek. they really voted for literal diarrhea
>>157328623Near 66 but not on it
>>157326635$230 million fully guaranteed
>>157326635The gopro kinda makes him look like a rabbi
>>157328510>Allen brothers at QBLeagues fucked with their depth
Reminder that after Diggs left, Allen had James Cook. Allen has also always had a good to great defense and a great offensive lineAllen has always had enough help
>>157328680James Cook plays a different position than Diggs
Enough CFB, rooting for the Bears now.
Kangz' threadKangz' general
>>157328680He needs ummmm he needs to ummm have an ummmm
>>157326376Shannon Sharpe said they aren’t practicing enough anymore so their bodies aren’t acclimated to the intensity of the sport.
>>157328746Many are saying this.
>>157328751They mainly runs shells too. Soft ass league, soft ass game. Go hawks!
>>157326635NO REFUNDS
>>157328689Both were the yard leaders in their position.
lmao
Eagles wins overBroncos wins overCowboys wins underCommies wins overBills wins overRavens wins underThoughts
>>157328680lol their defense gave up 27 pts a game you are dumb
>>157328807Be specific
>>157328816Nah yours did
>>157328816It’s kinda hard when Allen keeps putting his defense back on the field
We are going to annihilate the MIGHTY Dolphins in practice today
>>157328816Allen has had the ball in his hands with a chance to win the game the past 3 years and turned it over every time
>>157328819
>>157328816This they had a bottom 3 run defense
>>157328619I'm a socialist
>hmmmmm actually racism IS le bad>couldn't muh fuggin agree mo cuhh>would you care for a post match game of chess?>ayyo only King round her me blud for real walk on wit dat buzz cut SHEEEEESH>that's quite enough, Lamar! i'll clamp your team in irons before the day is done>naaaaaaa you finna be trippin. my squad all shooters just you wait and see Wow....... I think we can all agree the greatest Quarterback of all time argument could very well come down to Lamar Jackson and Bo Nix
>>157328855Many of the best chess players in NYC parks are black
>>157328855I'm rooting for Lamar to eventually win a Super Bowl. Would be sweet for him.
>>157328843Josh Allen gives me the ick.
>>157328875No. He’s a confirmed bad guy. I hope he never wins anything.
wonder what the all time NFL bust team would look like
>>157328855>>157328875I'm rooting for phonics, to help Lamar learn to read.
>>157328843Wait, you’re telling me there are QBs who can’t win in OT?
>>157328906Fun fact I was undefeated in overtime as a high school wrestler (and had wins)
my arsiesmy bearsiesmy bulliesmy firesiesmy hawkies:)
suck lol
>>157328844DEN underNE underPIT underCLE underMIA under
>>157328893QB - Jamarcus Russel (1st overall)RB- Ki-Jana Carter (1st overall)T- Tony Mandarich (1st overall)WR - Charles Rogers (2nd overall)DE- Courtney Brown (1st overall)DT - Steve Emtman (1st overall)LB- Aaron Curry (4th overall)CB- Bruce Pickens (3rd overall)that's all I got
>>157328844Baltimore underRams underDetroit underGreen Gay underKC underSan Diego underIggles underSeattle overSanta Clara under
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>157329178Nick is going to go postal and kill hopefully Danny.
>>157328807>>157328844
The time of greatness is upon us
>>157329227Remember sacksonville?
>>157329195Hopefully he kills himself.
>>157329245He's far too self satisfied to do that.
The Big Apple is a big shiny apple this season
>>157323628Been a fan since 03 this team fucking sucks. If family buys me merch for a holiday I tell them to return it.
>>157329212I cannot wait to watch FTF when the Bears are 1-7. The cope will be so good
>>157329274They actually have a few gimme games early on but the middle stretch is tough. I see 7 to 9 wins most likely.
>laugh at Jeethawks>Lakers now owned by the slimiest Jews out of nowhereGod please I was just having some fun
>Strikes fear and painful memories in the hearts of the Nationwide Cowboy fanbase & alum
>Caleb Williams>Drake Maye>Bo Nix>Jayden Daniels>CJ Stroudpick one, /nfl/
>>157329318Vikings win week 2. Cryler starts hot
>>157329343I'd honestly pick Drake Maye
>>157329359What does his schedule look like?
>>157329343The youngest 15 areJustin Herbert (Chargers): 28Jalen Hurts (Eagles): 28Jordan Love (Packers): 28Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars): 27Brock Purdy (49ers): 27Bo Nix (Broncos): 26Jayden Daniels (Commanders): 26Michael Penix Jr. (Falcons): 26Caleb Williams (Bears): 25C.J. Stroud (Texans): 25Bryce Young (Panthers): 25Drake Maye (Patriots): 24Cam Ward (Titans): 24Jaxson Dart: 23Fernando Mendoza: 23
I’ve seen enough, give us the Lombardi
>>157329406My comment to that would be:"Story of the Dolphins' season"
>>157329343n9ne
>>157329033>QB - Jamarcus Russel (1st overallTrey
>>157329343Jayden
>>157329346Fair point
>every report out of camp is that we are dominating the SB favorites (the Miami Dolphins)20-0 bet your life on it
>>157329343Stroud > Williams > Maye >> Daniels >>> NixI don't think Stroud is MVP-level but I think a good deal of his struggles the past two seasons are on the Texans building a shit offense around him. Williams and Maye are pretty close.Williams' floor is higher (and he had a worse environment to succeed in last year) so I'll give him the slight edge.Daniels of course would be the best of the group if I was confident in his health.
>>157329406>dolphins offenseThey have an offense?
>>157329592I genuinely don’t know where to even begin. That is a very bad ranking.
>>157329592Daniels > Maye > Caleb >> Nix > StroudStroud is outright concerning at this point.
>>157329592that last game stroud had versus the patriots gave me some real doubts about his ability to read a defenseof course you dont want to judge based off one bad game but at the same time it wasn't some isolated incident either, they wouldve lost to the chargers if he didnt make that crazy improv play that kept them in the game near the end
>>157329622Caleb is so overrated
>>157323620>go 8-9 and win the NFCS>get knocked out in the first round by an actual good team that had to be a wild card
>>157328510Spelt like terrel but its pronounced tuhrell
>>157329601Certainly no offensive line. I’m not going to say >our pass rush is elite, it’s much more likely that Miami is about to be ASS
Bo Nix is like the 20th best QB in the league. No idea why people talk about him so much like he's special. You can definitely win with him but it's not like he's even shown flashes of having any particularly great traits as a QB.
Cowboys are officially in the "this is our year" phase of the offseason
>>157329384In addition:NFCage 24 - Carson Beck (Arizona Cardinals): Third-round pick out of Da U; turning heads in early preseason action. Dazzled in the Pro Football Hall of Fame Game against the Carolina Panthers, completing 15-of-19 passes for 188 yards and a touchdown. His his rapid ascension has sparked intense fan and media conversation about his future as a potential franchise cornerstone.AFCage 27 Malik Willis (Dolphins): Entering his first camp as a full-time NFL starter, transitioning into a leadership role under new head coach Jeff Hafley, adjusting to offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik’s scheme, and proving he can carry an unproven receiving corps.Age 24 Shedeur Sanders - the second-year signal-caller Sanders is actively pushing veteran Deshaun Watson in camp under new head coach Todd Monken.age 22 Drew Allar (Steelers): Third-round pick out of Penn State with all the tools showing rapid fundamental progress in camp, working closely with Mike McCarthy and his staff on processing speed, footwork, and pre-read adjustmentsage 22 Cade Klubnik (Jets): Klubnik is driving major training camp storylines as he battles for the QB2 job behind veteran Geno Smith
>>157329663I agree and disagree with you. He hasn’t shown an ability to single handedly win a game. He still seems limited in the playbook you can give him. However, he has a very high quality deep ball (that one 70 yards in the air pass was one of my favorite throws all last season), and he is unquestionably clutch.
I got sunburn :( say what you want but this could NEVER happen to>black qbs
>>157329663He’s thrown the most TDs of his class
>>157329688Black people get sunburned
>>157329625This is who he was throwing to in that game. And we all know his O-line has been absolute shit his whole career. He doesn't pass the eye test as well as he did his rookie year, sure, but I don't think there's reason to give up on him.
>>157327328> Don Shula Dolphins teams would hold 4-a-days in the off season, as in 4 practices a day, That’s ok short term but doing that for more than a 2-3 week span is detrimental. It’s great for mental toughness, and does build physical toughness, but bodies need recovery to be at peak performance.Bear Bryant’s “junctions boys” went 1-9 that year. Turns out being extremely dehydrated on purpose doesn’t make you better at football. He didn’t do that the next two years and they went 7-2-1 and 9-0-1.
>>157324134They'll be a wild card team with a divisional round ceiling. This is their best case scenario and it's not that great of odds anyway.
>>157329681Okay, I can give you that. He does lob a nice ball. This slot fade was very pleasing to watch.
>>157327317it's 2026
>>157329343Probably that order
>>157329753This is what happens when bo unleashes the dragon and payton stops cucking him
Welp bronkies lose on Christmas i hate these faggot 2000s chargers alts
>>157329663>Bo Nix is like the 20th best QB in the leagueYeah, this is about right. He's benefitted a lot from the system Payton has given him: lots of designed roll-outs, lots of easy throws to the flat, lots of yac. He's not reliable throwing down the field and across the middle. He's had a great O-line, and still falls apart in the pocket (his footwork and mechanics are ass). Plus their elite defense sets him up well consistently.And even with all that, his stats are below average!
>>157329753A Beckian throw to the back corner
>>157329779>He's not reliable throwing down the fieldIts his best ball b
>>157329702Kek what? No way
McVay can I, just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it, got a nigga like (oh)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, McVay can I
>>157328433The niners are completely in the right here. They gave Aiyuk a ton of money then he bragged about not playing and taking it. He’s getting what a chimp deserves for acting like a dumb monkey
>>157329785He’s 40 now. It’s time to ditch the 2014 high school haircut
>>157324218>trying to sneak herbert in thereHerbert is mediocre. The guy's been in the league for years now and has accomplished absolutely nothing. He's one of the worst playoff performers we've ever seen. Dak Prescott has had more success.
>>157329800Durr hime has 5k season thool
>>157329779>his statsMore wins and TDs than the rest of his draft class btw
>>157326362She refers to herself as ann Michael and thats weird that she has two first names and drake has no middle name
>>157329338It's a stressful time for us all.
>>157329736Yeah I think it was basically their mini camp equivalent, mostly just conditioning
What if Jalen Hurts was Chinese? Would the narrative shift?
>>157329860People would say the CCP was rigging Eagles games
>>157329736A 14 week season is about a million times shorter than a 17 week season.
>>15732991316 games was perfect and they fucked it up.
>>157329785>>157329794The faggot dorm guy or whatever my freshman year had a fauxhawk, they look retarded.
>>157329870>>157329860They are. He is.
>>157329782His deep ball is fine (mostly just chucks it to space when his receivers are wide open). I'm mostly talking about intermediate throws into windows.>>157329811Read the rest of that post again.
blo dix
>>157329794Im 44 and I still rock the bed head cut.
Bo Nix should try being more statistically impressive so he can be like Justin Herbert and Dak Prescott
>>157330005I'm 48
>>157330007I would still take Dick "Stat Padscott" Poopscott over Blo DIx
>>157330005>get out of shower>run a bit of pomade through my wet hairWa la
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>>157330005McVay doesn’t have a bed head cut, it’s very much styled
>>157330047EVERYONE is saying this
Its kosher
McAnus
>>157329774It's winter, longest nights of the year, so midnight blue goes perfectly
>>157330099New>>157330099Go RamsMark Walter is going straight to hell
New>>157330103>>157330103>>157330103
>>157323703I forgot to vote, please add 1 to jagwires :)
>>157329821Yeah I can see that being beneficial. As long as they hydrate and eat and sleep well during it.
