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>ded wongs
>>157331696>the state of hockey
>>157331713the absolute state of american captaincy
A Toast to /hoc/ and its posters! Cheers!
>>157331713They were primed for the playoffs before the Olympics
>>157331788then a first for faulk happened
Well /hoc/?
>>157331984
>>157331984 =(
>>157331984mine is r/hockey
/playoffsbound/
>>1573316960 cups since 1993?
https://hockeycanada.ca/en-ca/news/appeal-board-issues-decision-2026-corp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AqUMsQpyswish I was watching my Habs right now
>>157332211>suspended
>>157332238for the contemptible act of NOT fucking a hooker when she said it was time to fuck more or less, I feel like they're getting drug through the mud for being pussies about it all, frankly and that's justifiable
>>157331984Nils Hoglander
>>157332284How is this shit still going on? Wasn't this like 3 years ago by now?
>>157332292can't thoroughly drag someone threw the mud is a fortnight, ladtakes dedication and patience, and lots of crying as well >years of crying
>>157332292I just looked it up. This happened back in 2018. How the fuck is this still a thing?
>>157332211Canada is just now making suspensions over something that happened 8 fucking years ago?Does time move slow over there or something?
>>157331984never happened to me because i keep my expectations extremely low
>>157331984Jesse PuljujarviPatrik LaineEeli TolvanenOlli JuoleviKaapo Kakko
>>157332419wrongPat accomplished precisely what I suspected he mayfuck all without any footnotes
>>157332419Why do we suck so bad
>>157331984Anthony ManthaTeemu PulkkinenTyler Bertuzzi but he exceeded expectations in being a little manlet faggot
>>157332339>>years of cryingmuch like what you've done since losing to bud on 04/17/2022
>>157331984Taylor Hall Bedard
>>157332493Listen to me, one day, Finland will be the top Scandinavian hockey country and Norway will be your little brotherand Sweden will be a soccer nation that plays second rate table tennis against China, poorly
>>157332522You mean just like you're doing right now?
>>157332523if turdgeon and roenick are any indication of the garbage they induct into the hof taylor hall is getting in first ballot
>>157332548cope, roenick is based
>>157332523I still can't believe that Bedard is chosing to waste away on the Blackhawks. I suppose anything besides joining a Canadian team.
My penguins (:
My flames :)My Islanders :)
>Hockey Canada's independent appeal board concluded that five members of the 2018 world junior team breached the Hockey Canada code of conduct. >The reinstatement dates for the suspended players are:
>>157332654Wait so can Carter hart play in the nhl?
>>157332654well thats clearly wrong since sharter fart was sharting all over the ice a few months ago
>>157332679>>157332680It’s hockey Canada you retards not the nhl
>>157332634With such low expectation teams do you ever really get the chance to be disappointed?
>>157332689I thought hockey was canada's sport though
hockey canada should be ran by a rotating crew of /hoc/ users
>>157332689foote and forementon busted out of the league before the investigation even started.
>>157332711Lets see who it's actually being run by though.....
>>157331984unironically drouin. i had season tix when he played in halifax. thought he was a more skilled version of gilmour.
>>157332720>women, jews, gayscmtsu
>>157332720yikesI think /we/ would do a much better job
>>157332713So they literally just suspended some guys 8 years after the incident that aren't even in the league anymore. THEY SURE SHOWED THEM.
>>157332720before the 2018 draft most scouts had quinn hughes, evan bouchard, noah dobson, and adam boqvist as being fairly close to each other. 3 of them became a top pairing dman, while adam boqvist has effectively busted out of the nhl.
>>157331984>>157332752
>>157332741they have been suspended indefinitely since 2024
>>157332775from an organization that doesn't pay them? ok
>>157332711I’ll fax that idea to Gary . I’m certain he’ll love it
>>157332780yea if they played in the spengler cup or skoda cup they would have got paid.
>>157331860>canacuck hockey knowledge kwab
>Hockey Canada found their rattlin' chains and began to rattle today, claimed a source on Twitter [X.com]
>>157332735You know what has to be done. It's time.
>>157332767Which one tries to sell jerseys?
Funny how Carter Harts suspension ends in time for the olympics but the rest dont.
>Netflix makes a show called about that junior hockey team who’s bus collided with the poojeet truck>this is how Canadians respondedWhy are Canadians like this
>>157332840All of Gary's variants will try to sell you jerseys, lad, what matters is the price and currency
>>157332844well the judge did state that his benis was too small to satisfy a woman
>>157332867Did she examine it for herself?
>>157331984maybe not a superstar but for a guy with a very visible and obvious skillset, julien gauthier
>>157332905
>>157331984Who
>>157332913Crosby should recreate that pic
>>157332977How are you so certain he hasn't already?
>>157332989I haven’t seen it :3
>>157332913/hoc/ is a Sexy Boy jenny
>>157333000checked, an extra super fruity check
>>157333009/hoc/ appreciates the male body
Went 15 years since finding out he posed for a gay magazine without seeing that pic
>>157333043Is this bragging? I don't see why, when the goal was to never see the picture at all. You failed You should feel ashamed
>>157333059I only failed because of the faggots in /hoc/
>>157331690Go Wild!
>>157333065Point that fucking finger up your ass and see if that pleases you any better
>rags
atlanta rangers
>hockey>hock>hoc>/hoc/I get it now
It should be /jäk/ like jääkiekko you know
/hoc/ stands for "hockey on 'chan"
>>157333198Sorry but I didn’t pass AP Finnish
Hey what's up guys, TRB here. I've decided its time to stop posting on 4chan forever. I'm just going to go down to the VFW to get drunk and be racist instead, hopefully there's no unruly dogs I wont have to kick.
>>157333254We'll all miss you :(
>that dude said he didn't finish AP Finnish, and that's a shame
/mlb/ get in /hoc/
>>157333333 /hoc/ is washed and needs to hit the gym
We need to get back to basics. Get pucks in deep and get the forecheck going bozos
for me its all about being the jokester locker room presence who's always pulling pranks on everyone and trying to show you their balls haha
>>157333371Let’s hit the ice bright and early tomorrow. Captains practice
>gavel strike noiseit has finally been decreed, the final fate of the gummer 5
>>157333465But my tummy hurts...
The rumor going around is that the /hoc/ locker room has a drinking problem.
>>157333495not me I've been off the beers all summer, m8
I love to be a part of the rotten core
>>157333495I've heard some stories about shenanigans in their showers too
>>157333572cope its not gay to compare hogs
>>157333572I've seen things happen in the showers that would even make E.M. blush
>>157333589What ever happened to that anon that was playing Fallout that named his character E.M.?
>>157332980AK 27 had too much swag. didn't even have to try every night
>>157333475Hart will be our goalie for 2028 and 2030
>>157333475they feel like big men handing out suspensions I guess? so cringey for something that happened nearly 10 years ago
>>157332204for the, mild, yes!
>>157332988Hope the refs let this slide since the slapshot was a bit much
>the city of Barstain
>baseballHow do you report anons to ICE?
>>157332797oh right stevie sent a prospect, a vet and a 3rd round pick as wellhow silly of me not to include that
>>157333735is there potentially a worse contract in sports than vladdy?
>>157333758deshaun watson
>>157333758Elias Pettersson.
>>157333758not in hockeyAnthony Rendon is a pretty close comparison in baseball, and Deshaun Watson is probably the only player I can think of whose contract in literally holding his team back
>>157333758dustin wolf
for me it was stevie trading up to draft cossa, only letting him play 3/4 of a game in the nhl over 5 years, and then trading him for a late first
*enters /hoc/*
>>157333844rippen
What is the actually going on with the Detroit Red Wings?The Wings are having one of their worst off-seasons in recent memory. To recap:- They missed the playoffs for the 10th consecutive year, claiming the longest active drought in the National Hockey League- Their Captain, Dylan Larkin, requests a trade with an extremely narrow list of teams- Then GM Steve Yzerman declines dealing Larkin given the lack of compelling trade offers- Yzerman trades Sebastian Cossa to the Utah Mammoth for the No. 23 overall pick- Red Wings acquire Victor Arvidsson and Keegan Kolesar in Free Agency- Yzerman is “promoted” to a different position within the organization shortly after the NHL draft, the GM position becomes vacant- Patrick Kane leaves the team to return to the Blackhawks- As of today, there have been no updates on the future of two key team pieces (Alex DeBrincat and Simon Edvinsson) and whether the team has any plans to extend them to long-term deals- No announcements of GM interviews conducted with prospective candidatesThe news out of Detroit the last couple of months all point toward an organization that is completely directionless right now. Is it insane to suggest that the Wings are backsliding to long-term irrelevance? What do they need to do to get back on track and to have a future that ends with positive outcomes?
not reading that lol>dead wongs
Good night /hoc/
>>157333891read every word>ded wongs
>>157331984Johnny Gaudreau
>>1573337241967
>>157333891Ilitch will have to sell the team.
DYNASTY INCOMING.
>>157334107That's Lego colors
>>157334107It's already technically begun
>>157333756canacuck hockey knowledge kwab
>>157334075Who is retarded enough to buy it.
Should i buy ghost recon wildlands?
>>157333572>smacks your ass
>>157334368No
>>157333589there's nothing gay about bonding with the boys
>>157334107>Suck Dynasty
I can't wait for Gary league to start back up
>>157334426Its ok it's 7 dollars ill try it out
hungry and thinking about a Skinner Dinner
>>157331713every other "advanced" stats person kept saying their method of play was unsustainable to winning and required way too much perfection goaltending, but Dom's garbage fucking model still put them at 85% chance.
Bros............................
>>157334484I’m the same way but we must stay strong
>>157334670our zoomers are too busy playing fortnite and making tiktoks
>>157334695Thanks fren. I'll stay strong for you
>>157333891Dead city, dead team and dead fans (killed by all the NIGGERS)
>>157334670I think those are sisters
home from the day trip now it's beer time maybe play some card and nintendo games with the family bro's
>>157334762Homicides are way down in america everyone is just doomscrolling except for king von who was killing people and also doomscrolling
oh
>>157335045just like my islanders
gary is so powerful he has nfl teams named after him
>>157331984Drouin, Monahan, Rittich, Klefbom, Fabbri, Ghostisbehere, and Ryan Strome tbaitch
>>157335118how much longer until he holds an exhibition game in gary, indiana?
>>157334742We’ll be strong and make it together :)
>>157334526is this supposed to be a bad thing?
Huomenta but the opposite
retvrn
just scratch n' sniffed my balls wew
russel westbrook just retired bro's...
>>157334762give r/abrathatfits a try
uh oh stinky
>garys winter classic in gary indiana
wildlands half downloaded
shaneshitebros...
>>157335722>Elias Pettersson
>>157335732my favourite clip of him is when he had 10 years to shoot while in the slot with nobody covering him and he just tosses a muffin at the goalie
>>157335742This one? kek
>>157335751lmao yeah
>>157335693the skill trees are kinda gay to grind and so are the rebel side missions but its got hours and hours of stuff to do and you can be autistic and customize every detail of your squad
>>157335759Gonna make an all female squad and play until i get bored
>>157335751watch jt miller
>>157335911KWAB
>48 days till puck drop, Gary... -_-
>>157335045Love that the Gorton's Fisherman is backISLES lettering jersey is number 2, love it, very old school NY sticks look vaguely reminiscent of several other franchises and could result in a lawsuit >unless that's already been resolved, Gary's always good about those sorts of things Lighthouse?? Are we going to get the Gorton's fish stick people for sponsoring an jersey ad?What about the Litehouse salad dressing people? Gary's invested in the Family Dinner now, ladsThat's Fundamental
