>rapes your D-lineWe scorin 50 a game nigga on Moroni
Who does /nfl/ say is the better LA quarterback?
>>157408241Stafford doesn't choke nearly as hard as Herbert in the playoffs
Chiefies ouchea
Cousins is my fantasy QB and I won’t ditch him until they bench him then I’ll add Watson and win my league
bussythere. i got it out of the way. now nobody will have to bussypost for the rest of this thread.
Bears suck
>>157408349I don’t understand getting into sports games, they’re literally rigged. Whether your receiver catches the ball or you throw an interception is decided by chance, not skill. You’ll even see a DB fly 10 feet in a microsecond to intercept the ball when your receiver was open because the program decided to fuck you for that play. It’s pointless
>completes a bunch of basic passes>OMG! THE RAMS HAVE A FRANCHISE QB IN THE WAITING!Why are sports fans so reactionary and stupid?
>>157408396>t. shitter
>MNF
>>157408446im so glad my brownies have zapped my enjoyment of football to avoid watching that.
Why does ESPN keep pushing Dam Orlovsky as some football guru?To anyone over the age of 30 he's known as Mr.0-16 and stepping out of the back of the endzone
>>157408396It didnt always used to be animation based it was mor of a modern thing to make it look pretty. These learn2code guys can just outsource it all to AI, should be a videogame renianscense pretty soon. This is the first time in awhile that the madden games have consistently been better than the one released a year before
>>157408472To be fair, he still knows more ball than the average person ever will even if he's not as good at explaining it.
>>157408241Either should be Goff or Stafford stats as a Ram
>>157408460Browns don't even have any MNF this year
>>157408498If you can’t explain something in simple language you don’t really understand it
>>157408472>To anyone over the age of 30 he's known as Mr.0-16 and stepping out of the back of the endzoneso brainrotted tiktok customers?
huge pop
>>157408595>tiktok customersSkibidi Ohio unc crashing out fr
>>157408431It was funny watching Kevin Clark on Mina Kimes' podcast go from saying Ty Simpson did not impress him with their basic bootleg offense to trying to defend Cam Ward for failing to execute his basic offense.
>>157408431There is just no way somebody named Ty Simpson is a starting QB. Some of you have no name divination ability at all, and it shows.
caleb heard you whining about his nails and he DOESN'T CARE
>>157408709Rightoids btfo
>>157408709>here’s a short essay on how much idcLol gayleb
>>157408607I gotta give this nigga credit. He has done as well as you possibly could have as a former player now doing media, especially considering that he was a punter.
redditors are seething about the Kelces again (Jason is joining NFL network to commentate some games)
>>157408709>show love to certain thingsyeah, men.
>>157408709>I know what I likeYeah, giant cocks
>>157403641He’s got this too cool celebrity California persona, but sometimes an arrogant douchebag shines through. He needs to start embracing that side of himself when the chips get down. When he makes a bad throw in a big situation, like a playoff interception, he crumbles. If his arrogant douche side is allowed to shine through, I suspect it would bring more mental stability to his playoff performances.
>>157408607i used to like him in small doses since he LOVES TO YELL ALL THE TIME, but he's insufferable now and oversaturated. but ya, he did good in going from a punter to one of, if not the biggest, talking head in football
Commanders are going 5-12 out of respect for Jayden Daniels
Coach michelin tires
>>157408877delete this racist shit
My quarterback will RAPE anyone unfortunate enough to face him in the arena this season.
>>157408898Good year is a bunch of anti football pussies
>>157408742Why are you screenshotting and posting two random reddit comments here? Are you mentally ill?
>>157408709There is nothing wrong with painting nails, but it's funny how much it triggers a certain type of person.
>>157408607Even more reason to skip that slop
60s packers - 3 mvp layers, 1 owl win70s vikings - 2 mvp layers, 0 wins out of 382/83 redskins- 2 mvp layers, 1 win out of 2GSOT - 2 mvp layers, 1 win out of 2why does multi-mvp teams fail to win back2back even more than 1 owl, 2 qbs doesn't count like unitas/morall & montana/young
>>157408934>grrrr u have to lyke dis or ur triggeredCringe
>>157408947MVP is a media narrative award, and also there are 11 players on the field at any given time, plus the other side of the ball waiting on the sideline.
>>157408947wins are a team stat
>>157408947They didn’t have Tom Brady
>>157408934>Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with it but I do think that wearing women's clothing and having sex with men would be enough to consider someone gay>lmfaaoooooooo you madd??? triggered much??? cfry more snowflake
Which player would make the most handsome lesbian, and why is it Brock Purdy?
What's the NFL equivalent of this?
>>157409007TW: racism
>>157408264the Chiefs will give Clark permanent seats at Arrowhead per Rapoport
If quarterbacks are the most important guys on the field, why don't teams just put 11 quarterbacks on the field at once?
>>157409011She plays in Indiana, she would get seats for the gary bears
>>157409009How did the redskins score 1 point
>>157409020she doesn't stay in Indiana throughout the winter. lifelong cheefs from iowa
>>157409019Don't give Woody Johnson anymore ideas
>>157409019Same reason mlb teams don’t put 9 starting pitchers in the fieldToo expensive
>>157408973>>157408976So there's a chance that the rasm can kwab the season away even with garrett & possibly donald.
>>157408993>painting nails means you enjoy having gay sexyeah you're triggered
>>157409011>>157408264god, I just know it's a perfect little triangle bush
>>157409034Sure, maybe. They also have a very good roster top to bottom though. It's not just Garrett and a bunch of scrubs.
>>157409036Hey, you said it
>>157408709Caleb and JD5 are the sloppiest industry plants I've ever seen.
I have a friend in his 30s who wears Birkenstocks and I think that’s gayer than painting your nails, wearing a sundress and getting pounded in the ass all at once
>>157409067>go billzKek
>>157409011imagine the smell
>>157408972If you're truly not triggered, I'm happy for you. But there are plenty of people that are completely mind-broken by painted nails and it's pretty funny.>>157408993Why do rightoids post like soiface losers these days? This post is straight from the reddit stylebook.
>>157409067This was definitely written by an incel lmao
>>157409081Acting like a faggot in someone’s field of vision is disrespectful to their eyes, like you’re doing now
>>157409067I wrote this
>>157409088>>157409081>>>r/nfl
>>157409100nah it was me
>>157409081>mindbroken by normal people having normal reactions K
>>157409098Disrespectful to fans’ eyes should be the Jets’ tagline
>>157409067I once sucked a guy off in a truck stopgo pack go btw
>>157408709>overexplainingA straight person would have said “it was funny” or “I did it for my gf” and stopped
Gm /nfl/
>>157409153hope you don't paint your nails, gayboy
>>157409153Good morning
Why does Jalen Hurts make the average NFL fan so buttenraged? Is it all the times the Eagles have pulled wins out of their ass while looking like a bad team?
>>157409168Tush push
>>157409127>only onceThat's how I know that's a false flag Packers fan
>>157409177Lol I fucking loooooove sucking guys off#wedemboyz
>>157408498Literally every single player, coach, assistant coach, college player, college coach, and assistant college coach knows more ball than the average person. A high school football coach knows more ball than the average person. Being on air is not "who is the most knowledgeable". You need a personality, you need to be articulate, and you need to know how to explain shit. Every QB, even the worst QBs, can run down Xs and Os and know way more about ball than anyone here.
>>157409197Except Ryback
>>157409036>act gay>get called a fag>uhh you're triggered!
>YOU WILL ACCEPT MEN KISSING GOY!!!
>>157409024Heh
>>157409116>caring about the status of another man's nailssounds pretty gay, anon. do you next plan to check if Caleb's dick works?
>>157409221I'd take cock, but kissing a guy is too gay for me
>>157409251>do thing for attention>get attention >have a meltyTypical twisted faggot
>>157409251Yeah, just to make sure that he's 100% gay
He's on PEDs
>>157409251I am gay and so is Caleb
I heard a rumor today that Tim Tebow won more playoff games in 1 season as a starter than Justin Herbert has in 5 seasons. Why do people tell such hurtful lies?
>>157409323LolTebow is currently about one step removed from being one of those flamboyantly wealthy southern TV pastors
>>157408972>>157408993Caleb induced melty
>getting excited over your team beating another team in a joint practiceBrady's Pats used to get raped regularly in joint practices btw
Chargers season already overYou didn't see that
Say something nice about the new broncos horse
>>157409422Oh I saw it.
>>157409197run down this bussy
>>157408742Everyone on reddit ahould be killed, and I am not being hyperbolic.
commanders fags back into lolcow territory with their mamas boy qb. cant have a single mom qb kek
>>157409422Its not good, but Sergeant Slaughter is stepping up
Amazing day at Eagles/patriot joint practice. AJ Brown was all laughs as the Patriots picked off Jalen three times during 7 on 7 drills.
>>157409477It's white
Any other Chiefs kings dealing with post-tornadie season depression? :/ I caught this one in July, he was only an F1 then and now he's already outgrown his leash. I'm going to have to let him go free soon
Idk what took so long for me to finally start using the filter. It's wonderful not seeing any idiocy
>>157409531Holy shit, this is a goldmine of words to filter. Thanks, anon.
>>157409623I've spent the entire tornadie season reeling from the humiliating 2025 NFL season, and bracing myself for the even more humiliating 2026 season. Hard to enjoy anything nowadays with the knowledge that my team is a laughing stock :(I'm brown btw
>>157409401Yeah, I don't really care that much
>>157409422>out indefinitely doesn't that mean not definitely so it's not guaranteed that he will be out?
>>157409262Is this what happened in your fantasy world?
>>157409623>>157409652It's 2026 and people are still falling for this flyover hoax.
>>157409652>and bracing myself for the even more humiliating 2026 seasonBut my Chiefs are loaded and we're winning the super bowl?
chiefs are in their 2008-2013 pats era
based jason
>>157409703kekt and rekt
>>157409725It's been one (overdue) down season tranny. Calm down
>>157409517>single mom qbJayden's parents are still married and his dad is still in his life. You will now start seething and backpedaling
>>157409727>send your DNA to the data center
i thought dragon dildos were a meme, but they are as good as advertised and worth the price. anyway, go broncos
>>157409761>Starters beat backupswow
>>157409761The Patriots do need edge help. I am hoping the Jacas kid develops into something. Thankfully, the secondary seems elite. That Jew Kraft needs to get his shit together and pay Gonzo though.
>>157408709Awfully defensive for “not caring”
>>157409727This is the best timeline
what does herbie have that I don't?
>>157409771Has anyone bought the Tantaly torso? I think that could be fun to play around with.
>>157409794A losing playoff record?
>>157409768pee does not have dna
>>157409081>But there are plenty of people that are completely mind-broken by painted nails and it's pretty funny.Calling a faggot a faggot isn’t mind broken. It’s calling a faggot a faggot. Got that fag?
>>157409806he's gotta be moved insideLomu is a better LT
>>157409794>walking around 60% naked with basically just a thin sheet covering your body in front of some of the most athletic and testosteronized men on earthwhy do women do this? why does herbert allow it?
>>157409813Trex arms
>>157409685YesThis nigga understands the English language
>>157409818>t. incel
>>157409818Fishbeck losing must’ve been bad for you.
>>157409764They're divorced and his mom fucked Antonio Pierce (allegedly). His dad isn't a deadbeat though, but sports media loves the single mom storyline and routinely tries to make it seem like players were fatherless growing up when they weren't
>>157409846>his mom fucked Antonio Pierce (allegedly)
We want your pee to cool these data centers," Jason says in a promo video.Then he sings it. "We want your pee / please give us your pee," the 38-year-old former Eagles center croons in a music video, before rallying a crowd of donors: "Let's pee on computers together." He pitches the whole thing as a way to "save humanity."
>>157409794First I would start with height because there is nothing you can do to change that. Herbs is 6-6Being 6 feet 6 inches (79 inches or ~198 cm) or taller is extremely rare. In the United States, less than 0.5% of adult men (about 1 in 200 to 1 in 300 men) reach this height. When factoring the total population including women and children, the percentage drops to roughly 0.1% or less.
>chorgersPFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157409808The cells lining the inside of your pee hole have dna
>>157409884Males under 5’8” should be forced to transition into femboys to help relieve Men’s stress.
>>157409906This but 6'
Why are there so many white people in TJ Maxx?
>>157409808Pee does have DNA, but far less DNA is present compared to blood or saliva.
>>157409922The Maxxinista is an implicitly Aryan cultural identity born of Puritan thrift and labor-for-value
Awooooga
>>157409941>sign the CB that was getting repeatedly torched on the Seahawks>be surprised when gets torched by another team
>>157409952herbie could have done better
>>157409958He's going to have ups and downs, but he's virtually guaranteed to be an upgrade over what they had last year.
Why is Herbie being pushed as the NFL WMAF guy when San Francisco is the WMAF capital of the world
Hi I'm from the future. Just stopped by to give you a heads up, anyone not cheering for the Ravens is going to be disappointed come Feb
>>157409764the dad has no influence id he allows the mom ro run his life and ave him act like a bitch. typical
>>157409794I love them
>>157409981He nearly cost the Seahawks a playoff win
what would you trade for Shedeur?
>>157409623Wtf is this real?
>>157409854>I've had my brain turned to dehydrated swiss cheese, here's what I think about too many graphics cards daisy chained together.Interesting training data, I guess.>>157409941>tough day for riq woolenNO REFUNDS
>>157410005Half a bag of skittles
>>157409623i don't understand the big deal with tornados. literally just hold onto something. it's just wind
>>157409994What is wrong with you? Are queefies naturally inclined toward celebrity worship?
>>157410023Wind so strong that it can plant plywood into a concrete curb but sure, just hold on
>>157410032Sounds like leadhead nonsense to me.
>>157410032except I'm not shaped like a giant rectangle that can easily catch the wind
>>157410000I'm not sure you are recognizing how bad Adoree Jackson and Kelee Ringo were. The Eagles had arguably the best pass defense in the league despite having one of Jackson/Ringo starting at CB. They don't need a pro-bowler as their third best corner, a guy that can make some plays while not getting picked on every single play will be fine.
>>157410005Realistically the browns would have to ship picks and money along with shader if they wanted to get rid of him
>>157410068He's a 5th rounder, he costs peanuts.
>>157410071He is a weight around his teams neck. He has negative trade value
>>157410023you cannot just hold on to something during a strong tornado. Winds move fast enough to lift people and heavy items into the air. Holding onto a tree, a pole, or a fence will not keep you safe.Why Holding On Does Not WorkExtreme Wind Force: Tornado winds reach high speeds. They blow people away with ease.Flying Debris: Fast-moving objects hit people with deadly force. You need strong walls to block them.Weak Anchors: Trees and fences break or get pulled out of the ground.How to Stay SafeGo Indoors: Move to a strong building right away.If you don't live in a house designed to be a bunker vs tornados:Find a Safe Room: Go to a basement or a small, windowless room on the lowest floor.Cover Up: Protect your head and body with a thick blanket, a mattress, or a helmet.
>>157410098keep your AIslop, I'm built different and would be fine if I just bear hugged a light pole or something
>>157410060They pick up cars and throw them miles away. During the Joplin tornado somebody tied himself with a bungie cord to a vault door and still got ripped out to die. The winds of a tornado, or even the outer winds that aren't directly the tornado, are far stronger than humans can endure or resist. There is nothing more terrifying in nature than being in a pitch black storm with winds howling and hearing the tornado siren. You don't know where it is and if it gets close enough it doesn't matter what you do, you're getting sucked up. Even if you're fleeing in a car
>>157410113No, hugging a light pole during a tornado is very dangerous. Strong winds will rip you away or snap the pole. Flying debris will hit you. Why a Light Pole is UnsafeHigh Winds: Tornado winds move fast. They will pull your hands off the pole.Falling Metal: Light poles can snap or fall down. A falling pole can crush you.Flying Debris: High-speed wind carries wood, glass, and metal. These objects will hurt or kill you outside.If you are outside and can't get to a safe structure: Do not stay near poles or trees. Lie flat in a low ditch or a low spot in the ground. Cover your head with your hands.
>>157408241Stafford's first 3 playoff games:>4 touchdown passes>3 interceptions >908 passing yards >1 rushing touchdown >0 fumbles >no more than 2 interceptions in a single game Bustin Assbert's first 3 playoff games: >2 touchdown passes >4 interceptions >674 passing yards >0 rushing touchdowns >1 fumble >4 interceptions in a single game >BLUHR STAFFORD HAD JOHNSONYong quarterbacks have put up better numbers than Assbert with less receiving talent. Assbert is the worst possible kind of quarterback you can have; a regular season hero and a playoffs zero.
Too bad a tornabro doesn't go for a spin around Philly, nation wide literacy rates will sky rocket as those retards try to cling to the light poles for dear life only to remember that the cops regularly cover the poles in oil. It'll look like the rapture as they all ascend towards heaven only for God to kick them out and send them falling back to earth after he realized what he was picking up with his holy vacuum cleaner.
>>157409279The only way he's gonna survive at the NFL level. He was way too small for a rushing QB.
>>157409279>PED qb>PEDo tripfag
>>157410082then the Browns would just cut him and eat his minimum wage cap hit.
>>157410187The original post was asking his trade value
>>157409251>calls guy with painted nails faggot>”omg why are you so obsessed?!”Faggot
>>157408446
We may never lose again
>>157410247What about in week 1
>>157409279Yeah, it's called Ann's pussy
>>157410025I'm sharing something vulnerable and embarrassing and you're mocking me.
>>157410098ai copy/paste should be bannable
>>157410272Fine. I will refrain from insulting the Kansas City Chiefs for a period of three (3) days, effective immediately.
>>157410060I can't tell if we are all fun posting or if some of you are actually this dumb
>>157410060For real. You'd have to be such a weak bitch to get thrown by a tornado
>>157410283I mean, i'd say that stuff counts as low effort
>>157410062You say that now but wait until he gets flagged for a dumb penalty
>>157409808
>>157410291Don't be so hard on yourself. You'll start having debilitating withdrawals. You have to wean yourself off seething at my Chiefies more gradually
>[Schefter] Sources: Texans WR Jayden Higgins suffered a torn ACL yesterday during the joint practice against the Raiders. A tough blow to the Houston receiving room.RIP Texans season.
>>157408446>McAfeeWorlds oldest zoomer>fat black guy with beardThank you for your service king>Aqib TalibBased, worst show on tv but at least now we'll have memes. Wait that's Louis Riddick isn't it, gay why didn't they fire him>least fat KelceHalf as gay as his brother but gay is still gay>BedwetterI don't want to hate him but he's a shell of his former self, not that they give him much to work with. Honestly might be the worst in studio crew across all the networks. ESPN once again manages to set the bar even lower.
>>157410350>TalibThat’s Jason McCourty
>>157410347This was one of the WRs I was most looking forward to seeing electrifying the league in 2026
Tank Dell has finally come back to the Texans after breaking and tearing every fucking thing in his leg in 2024.
>>157410362At least he's better than Riddick, I've heard him on commentary before
>>157410347>Jayden HigginsNever heard of him>RIP Texans season.Defense is still elite
>>157410263Easy W
EDP is dying of renal failure and none of you care?
>>157410428Hopefully the defense can score enough points to win enough games lol
>>157410441I always figured he'd die of anal fissures. Or a drug overdose or random act of violence cause philly
>>157410441Not really :/
>>157410457He's from and lives in California. He'd never even been to Philadelphia until recently. He's a weird freak that just chose the Eagles randomly, not a real fan.
This home (this home)This placeIt turns its back on time and spaceWe hope, (we hope)You prayBut today is still today
>>157410481I really don't care
>>157410481That's the realest kind of fan
Mike Vrabel raped a woman and no one seems to care
>>157410586qrd?
>>157408607jesus fuck see this is why you don't let special teams and especially not punters or kickers think they're cool, this faggot is annoying as shit
>>157408607This nigga is the Jack Black of sports. The schtick is played out.
>>157408607He’s the most popular guy they have besides SAS dunno why anyone is surprised they’re doing this
reminder that my team is going to beat the shit out of your team
>>157410639nuh uh
>>157410483like tears in rain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIta8EPtxvg
>>157410736Why? He wasn't even under pressure
>>157410736Who's your quarterback, anon?
>>157410723>gain monopoly>product gets worse>sell company to saudi arabia 20 years laterEnshittification is the american way
>>157410751Carson Beck. That's 2 guaranteed Super Bowls.
>>157410751Dak McNixthy
>>157410751Nine.
>>157410770all those names have less aura and playoff wins than hurts
Who is Jayden Higgens and why should I give a shit that his ACL is torn?
>>157410806Wow that's racist
0-17
>>157410797True
>>157410592Diana Russini is down for whatever, took big Vrabe's cock consensually, and anti Patriots faggots are trying to make a thing of it. He fucked her so good she named her kid after him.
>>157410837It's absolutely his son
>>157410821How do you have any hate in your heart for the Cardinals? Literally the most irrelevant nothing team of all time.
>>157410821they'll win their game against the jest
>>157410814Thanks. Appreciate the recognition.
>I found a couple clips of Hurts throwing an int that I can spam>that means he sucks!!1!!1!!!kwab
Shut the fuck up bitchknees.
>>157410848Because they should be one of the best teams and have a history to live up to
>>157410865Wow. Michael Penis, Cam Ward, and Caleb Williams must be elite
>>157410760Don't care; MBS is reviving Westwood
You guys don't have that tripfag queer filtered?
>>157410868The point is that cherry-picking an int or two thrown by a guy that had one of the lowest int totals and int% in the league is retarded.
Pats: frauds, or megafrauds?
(I don't know how to set up a filter and I'm too scared to ask)
>>157410866How many Super Bowls has your team made?
>>157409422>practicing against the ninersSubstation splash damage.
>>157410878OldBay is the only trip I've ever had filtered
>>157410878I phonepost
>>157410909More than "yours", faggot.
>>157409703
>>157410917Same>>157410918Bro the app?
>>157410932Damn put in the blender
>seahawks sigend trevon diggsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157410141You forgot to mention a blown 27 point halftime lead AGAINST THE JAGS.
>>157410956He's probably just playing until the released criminal guy is off the restricted list, and they're both replacing Riq who hasn't been good either.
>>157410956le blows coverage so he can try to get tiktok highlight interceptions man
Remember that faggot that played with one hand?
>>157410972Diggs is pure ass (always has been), and Arnold is worse lol
Starting putting actual news in the OP and maybe discussing shit that's actually going on. I can't help but think you guys suck at maintaining community though most of you probably harbor shame that that's what this is.
>>157410922Impossible. the Patriots have made 12 - an NFL record. You clearly dont know ball!
>>157410981Isn't his brother still in the league
>>157410986What’s my blud yapping about
>>157410973Gonzalez is trash anyways.
>>157410973Training camp stats don't matter, and especially not in 1v1 or 7v7 kekI know it sounds like cope but I'm not even an Eagles fan
>>157410973and there it is
>>157410991You don't play for them, faggot. You just clap like a retard when they do shit on your TV. Get a job.
>>157410986Be the change you want to see in this shithole, anon
>>157411003It's all we have... but yeah it's like celebrating a preseason win.
>>157411010Someone's all pissy on a Wednesday.
>>157410973>WE TALKIN BOUT PRACTICE
>>157411003This. You're basically playtesting and trying to learn what kind of things you can get away with. If a QB make very few mistakes during camp then I'd be worried that they weren't being challenged enough.
>>157410981Us12's will have to whip him into shape then.
>>157411046>>157411046
>raidrers vs are texan fans hispanics like raiders fans
>>157411024Yeah. You, because you got called out like a BITCH.
>>157411003It's retarded to care about stats and numbers during practice. You are there to practice. It is an environment designed for the results to not matter. You are there to work shit out, try new shit, and hone your skills. You're not supposed to "preform" in practice.
>>157411064>>157411003>>157411045thanks for your support
"preform" in this bussy
HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWNNNNGOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWNLIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BOOORN TO WALK ALOO-ONE
chiefs suck lol
>>157410865please understand how raped webmsenor is
>>157410893oh nononono
>muttlover seethin' about webms again>4 years nowkwab
>>157411051Sure. Need a hug?
>>157411088came here to say this
>aieee everyone is a muttabsolutely mindbroken kek
>>157411081A wolf is fine, too.
>aiiieeeee not the video clips I have to click on to watch!!! not those!!!kwab
can you imagine being a football fan from this region?
>>157411119I dont have to
>>157411119>destroyed by the east coast>destroyed by flyovers>destroyed by the PNW>destroyed by white QBs>destroyed by mahomes>detroyed by black qbsan awful fate for senors
>>157411119beaches makes you seeth
.
>>157411119I think being a Rams fan would be pretty good, but other than that it's definitely dire
>>157411161I prefer the snow
>>157411163I don't get it because I am not brainpoisoned by twitter
>>157411161florida beaches mog cali beaches>>157411167rams dont have actual fans, everyone in LA is either a raiders or 49ers fan, they're just buckbroken and raped
>>157411175Anon, they have snow in California
>>157411181Florida beaches have Florida people at them though
>>157411189Nope
>>157411181Yeah, but Florida is a fetid shithole and getting expensive.
>>157411196You don't relax as someone's dipping Fenty next to you blasting Kid Rock?
>>157411196sounds awful
>>157410880The point is that you also cherry picked something trying to prove squirts is good and got hoisted by your own petard
>>157410893>Ewers, Rattler, Gabriel that's an all-star lineup of "how the fuck is this guy playing for an NFL team"
>>157411232this is nuts
queef faggots are the worst posters itg
>lakers got R&G'd>doyers might get R&G'dbased of the NFL to keep that scumbag Walter out of their ownership circletruly the most elite of American Sport
>miami thought this dude was a franchise qb
>>157411261>R&G'draped n gaped?
>>157411177The girl on the left is pretty and says the N word (Chiefs queen), the girl on the right is horse-faced and killed her kids (Broncos fan)
>>157411266yup. especially as the hated knicks won and the NBA R&G'd the WS in ratings
>>157411287apehoopers....
>>157411299"apehoop" won vs pacoswing though, that was their rivalFootbal Stands On Top, Naturally.
>>157410347Stroud apologists salivating right now with fresh excuses for the upcoming season.
>>157411305Compare their ratings to the last season Jordan played in
It's up
>>157411355My Bills are gonna surprised a lot of haters (Ravens fans aka niggers) this year.
Back off Cardinals that's my 1st overall pick
>disgraced loser McCarthy>old man Aaron "RFK" Rodgers>washed up TJ Watt>Art "Sucks" RooneyThis may be the year I quit watching football forever
Imagine thinking >durrr I can see the ocean and the needle-infested beaches durrrr is a flex.
>when your wife's date Rakeem ordered too much pizza so she's bringing home leftovers just in type for The Paul Finebaum Show
>>157411265meanwhile penis jr has lost every big game in his career and is 1 more ACL tear from being a paraplegic.Nice job, failcons.
>>157411372You're an ignoramus
>>157411375is that a cowboys jersey?
>>157411385Nah, your mom is for keeping you.
>>157411410Game was already over at that point
>>157411199>>157411211Cry harder bitchknees.
There is a strong possibility of a Chargers Rams super bowl in LA this year, and that would be just about the coolest thing evar
Thoughts?
>>157411445>expectations to advance in the playoffs>chargers
>>157411442I meme on the Chargers but I'd be happy for their fans if they actually made it to thr Super Bowl.
>>157411457Kek
>>157411445>jesterguilders>advancing in the playoffs except when playing other jesters
>>157411430I will cry at beautiful Blue Shutters beach, far from any annoying Dolphags or BucCucks.
>>157411473>jester guild Kek
>>157411445No reason to expect the vikings to make the playoffsJags will want to make a deep run this year
She hates you because you are low iq.She hates you because you are ugly.She hates you because you can't control your emotions.She hates you because you are beneath her in every way imaginable.
Texans are in a position to make the exact same move as the Seahawks. Pick up a journeyman QB and plug him into a super team
>>157410098storm bunker looks pretty cozy 2bh
>>157411505I wouldn't mind being beneath Mina IYKWIM
>>157411516
>>157411119It would be extremely painful.
>>157411508I agree, I am actually picking them week 1 to win, but le racism won't let them get rid of a bum like stroud, If they could finagle their way to some one even like a Baker Mayfield, They make it to the owl with that Defense
And we do love us some Mina.
>>157411529>And we do love us some Mina.This guy knows some ball.
Ķəvịŋ O'Ǥŋŋəļļ is going into year 5 with 0 playoff wins. Is it about time that his seat got hot?
>>157411550kevin "qbs dont fail organizations, organizations fail qbs" oconnell?
>>157411528>but le racism won't let them get rid of a bum like stroudThey took his 5th year option and didn't extend him you huge baby. They're 100% moving on from Stroud unless he has a monster season
hahahahttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DcOLGyOOoLG/
>>157411558They should have benched his ass v the cheatriots and put in long neck man, they would have made it to the owl. That defense is suffocating and being wasted
i still don't understand why they hired this retard
>>157411445>vikings>expect to make the playoffskek no
>>157411562I ain't clickin that shit
i love the Niners booty shorts
>A.J. Brown had a 1-word response to question about contact with Jalen Hurts>Brown's tenor was different when asked if he had talked to Hurts since getting traded to the Patriots, because he just said, "No."Legit, what the fuck happened with these two queens?
>>157411639brown hates black QBs
Billsies are due to miss the playoffs
>>157411639Dude's a head case and took his decrease in receptions as deliberate by Hurts instead of the OC they won an owl with leaving and being replaced by a football terrorist
>>157411528If the Texans defense is good this year it'll suck in 28 because that coordinator is getting a head coaching job. MacDonald winning it all five minutes after arriving in Seattle is gonna open some doors for good defensive coaches. And we all know that diversity hire head coach ain't running that defense as well if he has to take it back over.
>>157411348Do not reply to self hating brown chikaner
>>157410005I’d let them pay me to gain their roster spot back
>>157411660Now that I think about it, was the problem that stoic Hurts was too diplomatic to throw Patullo under the bus? If he had, even in private, would Brown have chilled out or at least directed his frustration better?
>>157411638Bussy shorts
DeMeco Ryans is extremely underrated and a top 5 HC. He's won a playoff game every year of his tenure and the Texans had like 4 wins when he got there. His only "mistake" has been CJ Stroud, and that's hardly a mistake because CJ was good his rookie year, so it was a reasonable draft pick. Plus, he's clearly not tying himself to Stroud because Stroud didn't get an extension. I'd rather have Ryans than le QB guru KOC or Shanahan
>football just looks hard for him
>>1574117639ine's time to shine
>>157411743Ryans is obviously good, I don't see anyone bashing him. All of the Texans hate I've seen has been against Stroud and how he got worse the past 2 seasons.
>>157411763this mccarthy kid fucking blows, where's nine at
>>157411743I'd take Ryans over KOC but I wouldn't take him over Shanahan. That's just nonsense, Shanahan has been too good to go that far.
>>157411780>I don't see anyone bashing him.Nobody's bashing him. But whenever I see a list of the top 10 HC's, he's never on it. Yet guys like KOC are
>>157411672The Texans defense was already really good when Ryans was calling. It's like how Reid might not be the playcaller but the offense still belongs to him, different from other "CEO" HCs like Sirriani whose team identity varies significantly from coordinator to coordinator
Which team is going to be stupid enough to trade a 2nd or 3rd for JJ?
>>157411638shocking that he ended up in San Francisco
>>157411799No one. Someone might trade a 5th and 7th for him but that's the absolute best the Vikings would get
>>157411788>but I wouldn't take him over Shanahan. That's just nonsense,Yeah, probably. I've just recently become pretty disillusioned with the whole "offensive wizard HC" thing you keep hearing about in the media. The last 4 Owls have been won by defense first teams. IIRC in the past 15 years, the #1 defense won the SB 7 times while the #1 offense won it twice.
James Cook, smoothest runner in the league
>>157411799My Jaguars, probably.
>>157411363I'll be surprised if the Bills or Ravens make it to the playoffs.
>>157411837>jetsdoesnt count I fear
>>157411837Probably the most underrated RB in the league, you wouldn't even know that he was an all-pro and led the league in rushing last year with how much Allen was getting credited with solo carrying the Bills
>>157411857Bills have a cupcake schedule this year. I agree with the Ravens though
>>157411867I remember thinking to myself that the Bills were actually good when they ran the ball and I was wondering why they didn't run it more. Not long after, Ken Dorsey got fired and Joe Brady took over as OC and then immediately started to run the ball more and the Bills were a better team for it.
>>157411868good point
>>157411857This image has been digitally altered.
>>157411895prove it
Bo "penis-sucking faggot" Nix is a meme quarterback who nobody actually rates kekEven Kiwi knows it's just a meme and is quietly keking at idiot Bronkeks behind his posts lol. Based Kiwi kek what a good bit
>>157411934SAY THAT TO MY FACE QUEEFER!
>>157411934I'm sure you're very familiar with his dick sucking capabilities
>>157408709Giga based. 4chan incels could never
>>157411934She did not say that.
>>157411954Fraid so
>>157411934Need to fuck this bratty wolf
Dolphins GODS, I think we're gonna be a lot better than everyone thinks
>>157411181Jersey beaches MOG Florida beaches. Ifna Floridian saw how big wildwood's beach was they'd cry
If any qb is a meme in this league it's Fake GayeHe'll be a career backup like Brissett within three years
madden good this year
>>157411886>>157411986>>157412002Anon, I was ASSURED that Allen had no help
shitcongo fears the cheese chad
>>157411895Yeah. He's debuffed.
>>157411820Fun fact, the 2023 Ravens had the #1 ranked defense and the #4 ranked offense and still failed to make it to the 'Owl
new ann michael maye just dropped
>A.J. Brown says he hasn't spoken with Jalen Hurts since the tradeGodfather of his kid btw
>>157412084I know, I was the first one to heart it and comment
>>157411820#1 D by yards or points
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS, PATRICK! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME MAHOME'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE MAHOMES-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM MAHOMES!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN MAHOME'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM MAHOME'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SEAN PAYTON BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW PATRICK, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE PATRICK! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE MAHOMESIAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE PATRICK!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW THAT MY TEAMMATES AND THE WALTONS ARE BACK IN DENVER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR HEAD COACH! AHA! HE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMHHH! SO GOOD PATRICK! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM PATRICK!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WOW! 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME PATRICK, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF PATRICK'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST QB EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>157412084>That coordination as she stirsShe would never make it in the WNBA
>>157412098IDR but I think points.
>>157412088I periodically text my godfather and also call him 4 or 5 times a year and he never picks up and never texts or calls back. Weird considering he bought me a gold chain and crucifix that was at least $2000 euros, handmade from Greece, and I barely knew him.
>>157412099
>>157412136Bee nice.
It's still crazy that the 2025 Jets are the only team to never record an INT for an entire season
>>157412211with a HC who used to play DBonly the Jest
>>157412183autistic women must be protected. autistic men should be gassed
>>157412271>I'm so socially awkward and nervous but I'm completely comfortable in front of a camera and posting videos of me to TikTok *teehee*
>>157411355I miss dj moore already.Fuck the packers...always
>>157412211Truly unreal stat. 17 games and you cant make the opposing qb mess up even once. Cant even get lucky ONCE
>>157412211okay but what was their PFF grade?
>>157412321Evading a ban are we?
>>157412315yes
>>157412334I guess it was just the one board
Tony Romo and Kyle Shanahan put society at risk with their drunk driving. I think we can all agree they should be executed for their crimes
>>157412315Why do girls even pretend to be autists. Like who told them it's a good thing to be some retard
>>157411638never new mike evans had such soft zesty little legs
>>157412084no wonder Drake couldnt play well in the owl, his stomach was probably going fucking crazy
>>157412339Careful, our resident tripfag loves reporting to jannies.
>>157411820I don't know if your numbers are exact but you're in the ballpark. Defense most certainly wins championships even with all the antifootball rule changes of the past decades.Only Brees and Eli Manning won a superbowl in the last 20 years with a average/below average defense if you rate defenses by average points against.
>>157412271>>157412315I can fix her (make her say rawr for a still photo)
>>157412349>Sir, please extend one arm out to your side and place the other hand’s pointer finger on your nose. Then walk forward in a straight line. Does this
>>157412036Based heffer making em seethe
>>157411867Skattman is the most underrated. He is written off as going to have a short career because of how he plays instead of being praised for running angry like they do everyone else.
>>157412394Cute attempt at Mahomes erasure but the Chiefs defense was below average in 2019 and average in 2021
>>157412432Actually I just forgot about him like everyone else will now that he is 30.But you're right, he did it as well.
>>157412451I’ve got my eye on you
We all need to appreciate what Pat Mahomes accomplished before age 29. He's arguably the best player of all time before age 29
My emo ravens<3
>>157412506Nah you are
>>157412506Shut the fuck up
>>157412036This would never happen in Hammond, Indiana
>>157412517The only thing I know about this band is that she posted n00dz
>>157412506It’s Patrick. His mom said you can’t call him that.
>>157412506Open the celibacy down
How the fuck did Brady win 7 ring?Fucking insane man
>>157412544He should have won more but he’s a choker. Choking the 16-0 season to Eli Manning’s shit Giants is an all-time KWAB
>>157412544>lambsLuck>pantsShit team>EaglesAndy Reid and >black qbs>seahawksNot sending marshawn lynch up the middle>falconsTrannyhan>lambs again>>>Goof>ChiefsFraud team
the Kiwi Bears
The Dingle Bearies
Everybody is saying about Bo Nix “Kek! What a penis-sucking faggot!”It’s true. I don’t even know how I could make something like this up
>>157412648i actually said that exactly thing this morning, fucking wild!
this madden is a shitton of fun but its hard to fully recommend it because theres a lot of glitches and ways to softlock it at least on pcSolid fun compared to the last time i played it though
>>157412707This year's madden or an old one? I've never been any good at them.
kek CHIcongo bears
>>157412544Refball, cheating and getting carried by the goat defensive coach
>>157412726This years, franchise is super in depth compared to how it used to be I was comp many moons ago but the game is so different now its basically a completely different game
>>157411265Tua's 2023 season alone is 10x more than what Penix will ever do in the NFL.
>>157410760yeah, kinda funny how America is pumping Saudi Arabia one last time before the oil runs out. >buy all our failing entertainment companies
why's the webm spic so mindbroken about mutthomes?
>>157411495>the best division in football apparentlyAnyone that thinks this should not be allowed to discuss any sport ever.
>>157410723>>157410760>>157412747saudis are saving videogames by kicking trannies outthey have backing of /v/ in our culture war
>>157411508Sunk cost and muh racism will prevent this. If Stroud was a 4/10 QB in the playoffs they make the Bowl easily. If he's a 6/10 QB, they probably win it all.
>>157412761>McSharty and that little Goblin Freak>Dogshit Love>Jard Goof>Gayleb SquealiumsKEEEEEEEEEEEK people really think this is the best division in football?
>>157412783oh uh spic melty about white states
>>157412771They haven't signed him to an extension so they want to see if that motovates him this year. They're actually being smart about roster decisions. If he balls out they'll sign him to a $50+ million dollar deal, if not they'll plug and play some baller like you're saying, maybe even trade for one.
>>157412789We say “uh oh” in my country, not “oh uh”
>>157412789>Chicongo>Detoilet>MinneSomalia>GreenGay>WhiteOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NONO NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157412744What was the last Madden you played before this one?
Would Broncos fans be fine with paying Bo Nix 55mil a year for 4 years?
>>157412795>mfw these hoes trying to get my baby boy
>>157412084I would die from dehydration from the amount of times I would creampie her.
>>157412818They'd be stupid if they said yes, he isn't worth more than $26 million per year.
>>157412800I guess they just got blindsided with how bad he was in the playoffs. I've never been to high on him, but even I didn't expect him to play that poorly. They would have easily beaten the patriots if he was just serviceable. They probably beat him if he's only mediocre. Instead he was just absolutely fucking god awful horrendous straight liquid dog shit. I don't know if it was just a bad couple games for him or what, that's the only reason why he's not paid right now. His absolute dogshit play cost them a free pass to the Superbowl.
Whitest fanbases confirmed1. Chiefs2. Packers3. SteelersI looked it up once.
>>157412830>porn lingoDisgusting and embarrassing. No grown man should talk like that.
>DT Vita Vea and the Buccaneers reached agreement today on a one-year extension for $30 million
>>157412837>I don't know if it was just a bad couple games for him or whatWut he's been dog shit since his rookie year
>>157412766Name one good game these arab kikes made
>>157412838All gay thoughbeit
>>157412856He has not been that bad his entire career. You're just wrong if you think that those last two playoff games were his dead average performance.
>>157412872NEW
>>157412848Erm, /enefel/ told me he was going to the Bills!
>>157412856He had the greatest rookie season of all time thirdie genius. Sit your Irish ass down and listen
>>157412878Learn to read you fucking moron
>>157412875Those twitter rumor faggots lied, I knew it was over when the Bills signed Greg Gaines yeaterday
>>157412886
