>Lap:#8528>Countdown to Zandvoort pre-ePrix GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157409556>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GwU1eIjYtw>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:226>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 219 (+15)HAM: 169 (+10)RUS: 160 (+6)LEC: 138 (+12)NOR: 128 (+25)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 379 (+21)Ferrari: 307 (+22)McLaren Mercedes: 220 (+25)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 177 (+26)Racing Bulls: 66 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 706.99 (+83.19)HAM: 498.87 (+79.83)NOR: 486.88 (+27.73)>News:Men and women are done enjoying summerAMX re-signs through 2030 with Red BullSays he was closer to retiring than switching teamsSainz signs a multi-year extension with WilliamsAlbon extends with Williams through 2027Hadjar out with wrist injury, Lawson replaces HAD at RBR, Tsunodo replaces LAW at VCARBAntonelli to take engine penalty at MonzaFirst time a demoted driver returns to Red BullSecond time Lauwson replaces a driver with a hand injury at the Dutch GPHearing on McLaren and Red Bull appeals regarding Pierre Gasly Monaco penalties are on August 25
night lads
this, this is THE thread
guys, Imma be honest with all of you...
>>157423393I fucking miss grid girls
lauwson's in a red bull with his hair in the way he should have kept it last year
>>157423519this is what getting pozzed in the head looks like
>>157423321HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Formula One academy wildcard driver is sponsored by persil
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Usain Bolt and a 17 year old romanian girl have linked up!Need it or keep it?
Shall be sticking to Persil Ultimate liquid.
>>157424094ssl put this man back to work (3 skull emojis)(sad emoji)
>>157423321
>>157424260me sleeping peacefully thinking of ollie while you seethe like the ground sausage you are
The dead city goes on forever in every direction. The skyscrapers pierce the sky. The sharp echo of your frantic footsteps bounces off the concrete walls. The wind wipes the tears off your face, you give up looking ahead as it's the same street stretching into eternity. Your legs burn. Every breath is a stab in the throat.The sun slides behind the skyline, the heat evaporates, light vanishes. The streetlights fail.You collapse. The wind sends trash flying all around you. With the final scrap of sunlight, your eyes lock onto the print of a yellowed newspaper: you've been pozzed in the head
>>157424404grok i want it to sound less like amateur text porn
>>157424463
>>157424404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsplbNK6HN8>The old times were bad and you should accept whatever you get goy
>>157424656as soon as i spotted the opening i dived down the inside and forced him off the trackthats my style sir
>>157424664>DSP lookalike arguing against a strawman Wow, I now love superclipping and algorithms deciding if the car goes fast or slow.
>>157424676>a man that loses the 300k steering wheel after binning the multi euro car at turn one, loses the sponsor's favor
>>157424664>calling people goy while you're dicksucking abduls
vody smells like corroded batteries these daysmight have to dump this brandf1 related because ethanol is an octane booster look it up
Rain in 5 status?
F1 Exposure Championship gonna have a huge swing this weekend.
reminder that norris will be wdc according to medshitter theory
AMX Hwaiting!
either abduls or globohomos will cut your dick eventually
nothing scarier than switching out your 4chanx profile and seeing all the gay flags
>>157425243how the fuck do you get the captcha to work with 4chx? Mine broke ages ago and vanilla chinz is very sucky.
>>1574252534chanx doesnt have a special captcha it should just forward you the normal captcha so idk
>>157425278@@||mcl.spur.us^$script,domain=sys.4chan.org@@||mcl.io^$script,domain=sys.4chan.orgoh, it might be this (ublock filters to allow for 4chan's security stack to rape you)
>>157424304>>157424260I apologize
>>157425318wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>157425318I knew it was you Lewis, that's why I kept doing it.
>>157425318if lewis plays against rammers that means he's not qualifiefd for a higher safety rating, meaning lewis is also a rammer
>>157425295ah yep this was it! Thanks legend.
Lando looking extremely brown this weekend.
>>157425580still has blue eyes so he's less brown than kwablonso or any of the medshitters you're dicksucking
Why is this ultra shitter Yuki even allowed to step into a Formula 1 car?
>>157425608>Yuki*Vale
>>157425625Both are shitters that should be removed from F1
ninja
>life before getting pozzed in the head
>>157425740What about life after giving head for sir Lewis Hamilton?
>>157423321thanks for the bake
fuck, i dont know if its something that i ate or what but i feel like shiti dont think i will survive long enough to see the race
fucken 'ate 'hores
het programma>FRIDAY 21 AUGUST Correct timeFORMULA 1 FIRST PRACTICE SESSION 12:30 - 13:30F1 ACADEMY Practice Session 14:00 - 14:40FORMULA 1 SPRINT QUALIFYING 16:30 - 17:14Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Practice Session 18:00 - 18:45>SATURDAY 22 AUGUST F1 ACADEMY Qualifying Session 09:20 - 09:50Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Qualifying Session 10:15 - 10:45FORMULA 1 SPRINT (24 Laps or 60 Mins) 12:00 - 12:30F1 ACADEMY Reverse Grid Race (17 Laps, Max 30 Mins +1 Lap) 14:35 - 15:10FORMULA 1 QUALIFYING SESSION 16:00 - 17:00Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup First Race (17 Laps, Max 30 Mins +1 Lap) 18:00 - 18:35>SUNDAY 23 AUGUST F1 ACADEMY Feature Race (17 Laps, Max 30 Mins +1 Lap) 10:30 - 11:05Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Second Race (17 Laps or 30 Mins +1 Lap) 11:45 - 12:20Formula 1 Drivers' Parade 13:00 - 13:30Formula 1 National Anthem 14:44 - 14:46FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX (72 LAPS OR 120 MINS) 15:00 - 17:00
>netherlands nexst
>>157425978as the thread theme says: calm down
>>157424260hello!>>157425895you're welcome
>>157425991were you an avid reader of seventeen magazine?
>>157426000>wereBit presumptive
>>157426000were you an arvid linbad reader of seventeen magazine?
>>157426000that's enough australian retardation now
>>157426005well i dont think they are allowed to publish it anymore>>157426008oh you totally were you little rascal!
>>157426019Doesn't mean he can't go back and read his collection of past publications.
I am red bulls reckoning
explain to me why F1 isn't as based as Indy car at the moment?
>>157426048contractually obligated semen slurping sport pls understand
>>157425359people who get rammed also lose safety rating , there is a whole big drama about it within the community.
/f1/, congratulate palmowksi on becoming an old hag today (20)she already looked it, as pictured here in china this year
>>157426071pardon me she'll be 20 in exactly one (1) month
>>157426071Her family was with her at silverstone. Her mum was a fat pig but her sister was fit
uggos MUST be banned from f1 academy. no more palmolives ever!
toothpaste not doing a lot to refute the allegations he had a seventeen subscription.
>>157426093all she needs is a makeover
>>157426125kek humiliation ritual
>>157426125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCG9lhiLJk8
New Zealand posting a lot this thread
2027 Silly Season update for those who care>Mercedes- ->FerrariLeclerc (contracted until the 2030s)Hamilton (contracted until the end of 2027, with option to extend)>McLarenNorris (multi-year contract, length not specified)Piastri (multi-year contract, length not specified)>Red BullVerstappen (contracted until the end of 2030)>Racing Bulls-->AlpineGasly (contracted until the end of 2028)->HaasBearman (contracted until the end of 2027)->AudiHulkenberg (contracted until the end of 2027)Bortoleto (contracted until the end of 2027)>WilliamsSainz (multi-year contract, length not specified)Albon (contracted until the end of 2027)>Aston MartinStroll (contracted until the end of the heat death of the universe)->Cadillac-->Free agentsAntonelliRussellHadjar (long contract with Red Bull but no confirmed seat yet)Lawson (same)Lindblad (same)Tsolov (same)Colapinto (rights still owned by Williams)OconAlonsoPerez (2027 option with Cadillac)Bottas (2027 option with Cadillac)FornaroliDoohanTsunodaCamaraHirakawaMiniAronHerta
>>157426178>doohan
no Minì today, or tomorrow, or sunday
>[Marc Limacher] I hear that Max Verstappen will receive a salary of 92 million euros per year starting in 2027 at Red Bull Racing, with bonuses allowing him to reach 115 million euros per season. That's a total deal of 460 million euros.The anons last night guesses were off @ a total of 300mgood LORD no wonder he stayed
Jensen butthole
>>157426235FIA should raise the cost cap by 100 million but then make driver salaries part of it
>>157426235this mf was saying shit like "I stop when I stop enjoying it"money always wins
>>157426368Well the money makes it more enjoyable for him
>>157426368>anal rape where you're paid €0>anal rape where you're paid €460,000,000
>>157426368He enjoys getting paid
>>157426415Yuki Chewnoda
>>15742623592!?
Is it a spront
>>157426235all smiles edition indeed
;)
carlos sainz molests dogs
>>157426603Obviously debunked when you notice that he's not a white woman.
>>157425318i hate these staged social media videos so much oh my God
>>157426591impressive forestson his forearms
>>157426618Hope he crashes today
>>157426591Did you see Chucker's performance in the GTG finalé? It was humiliating.
>>157426672Did you see his performance in this >>157425318 video? He was really struggling to look interested in that boring, pointless anecdote
>>157424404I like this shitpost, as long as you keep coming up with imaginative lead-ins to the punchline
>>157426699I did see it, yes.I thought about chiming in with an anecdote about the new GT7 update that released today having it's trailer dislike bombed because of the PlayStation disc situation but I felt it would be too boring and pointless.
>>157424656>>157424676>>157424718Is Sharpe good? I love Flashman, does Sharpe capture much of what I like about Flashman or is it too straight-faced?
Porn
he is still a rich man after he builds his gamer fuel bunker
>>157426368maybe he enjoy money anon, did you think of that?
>>157426722Another anon noticed em-dashes in one of them so it may just be AI in which case it would further indicate that it's an Indian.
>>157426753maybe he is like scrooge mcduck, he enjoyes making money and owning money than actually buying stuff
>>157426638basically all celebrity social media is staged for marketing. just ask yourself why would you hire a professional photographer, or want 1 million ppl knowing about where you are vacationing.
>>157426738Sharpe is kinosimilar 'raised from the ranks' premise as flashman but sharpe is more serious about soldiering
>>157426770that's gay and he should kill himself if so
>>157426788Is it as interesting and educational, and also "clearsighted" if you get my meaning, as Flashman is? I really appreciated how much I picked up about very places and periods that I wasn't particularly familiar with before, or in some cases aware of at all.
>>157426820noits basically a drama about military men
lindblad weirds me the fuck out, i think its the eyebrowshope >>157426618 takes his place
>>157426663my lead in formula autism depends on him not crashing
>>157426672seeing charles leclerc usually involves him being humiliated in some way
>Sir Lewis Hamilton is my goat Say it
>with bonuses, his salary could rise to as much as €115 MILLION per seasonlmao
>>157427064That is too much for one man. His taxes should be at least 95%.
>>157426738>does Sharpe capture much of what I like about FlashmanI think Sharpe touches closer to hornblower in the way that its a fictional-historical novel. but there are alot of funny parts with the dialogue(Sharpe is an austist who gets himself in funny situations with highborns and the banter is hilarious) when there's not a whole battle scene happening. It's like a semi-satirical/brutal depiction of the nopleonic wars from the eyes of a factious MC based on a real life soldier which kinda expects you to already know colonial war terminology. While being very in detail about the battles, sometimes following them exactly as they happened in real life.
Why are there so many fucking sprint weekends
>>157426722I don't he is only slightly behind poopflip in terms of annoyance.
>>157427118Just wait till next season, (((IT))) already said there will be more in the calendar.
ppv dead, any alternative?
>>157427134Sprint weekends are just for low IQ retards who get entertained by shiny flashing lights shone directly into their eyes. It sucks the fun out of the weekend and there's no proper buildup to the race.I hope Fagmenicali dies soon
>>157427162F1tv.com
I have not watched a single sprint race, and I shall never watch one.
>>157427175CONSOOM PRODUCT. DRINK REDBULL VERIFICATION CAN. WATCH DRIVE TO SURVIVE. BUY Y3 x MERCEDES PETRONAS AMG MERCHANDISE. QUIET HEAD THOUGHTS WITH KAPERSKY HP LAPTOP PRESENTED BY ALIENWARE.
>>157427162For races and qualy, Walloon broadcaster TIPIK.
>>157427193
>>157427197alienware is a dell subbrand
>>157427205>rtbfhell no
>>157427219Have you thought about having sex?
>>157427162pitsport live
>>157427228No, why?
>>157427226Yes I know they are shit, but it is the only free broadcast here and my French isn't good enough to notice how bad the commentary is.I only watch F1 there.
>>157427253thank you, have a gimi
>>157427273I would take a sky over rtbf, that's how bad it is.
liam lawson on my monitor
>>157427196holy
fuck, i feel like im going to die over here, so cool
DUN DUN DUN
Yugi in the intro :D
They added Yuki back to the intro jej
dunno why hamilkek has to have that close-up thoughgodverdomme
>>157427337>>157427338they were quick, i recall in 23 that they took a long time until they put ricardo
>>157426788>>157426855>>157427075I guess I'll give it a go, maybe I'll enjoy it for itself
lauwson
>>157427352Pretty sure they just reused the footage from last year
>>157427162we dont use streams in /f1/ because thats what parasites do. we pay for our streaming subs because were not broke like you
>>157427363ahhhh, not cool
I am not a fan of the new F1TV player
tom coronel is this session's pit reporter herehülk's first a1gp race at zandvoort mentionedhope your informed
>omg omg omg is that LE YUKI!?i hate formula 1 fags so much,imagine being such a homosexual for that small man
tru tru, inter tires
>>157427309OOF glad I only did the bare minimum for French then. My dad fucking hates him but is too cheap to pay for the Flemish telenet play sports subscription.
>>157427364calm down>>157427382calm down
"shows confidence in aeiou and the team" dont you say
>>157427363na LawGOD had short hair not the hitler youth he was running for RB last year.
>>157427382haha
>>157427448saarvidbros....
TSU GOD TSUGOD TSUGOD
i think cute
saars we are back
>>157427309So what are the actual issues with the commentator?
the plot thickens
PRESSURES ON PRESSURES ON
LawGOD
floviz on amx' car
>>157424664>chainfaghaven't seen this guy in years, was hoping he might've died from aids or something
Dutch people like rugby?
>>157427477>yep, it's shit
its gonna be a bad weekend, I can tell already
lawGOD
FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTYMILLION
traffic paradise
>>157427490Same, I can't quite put my finger on why...
did they give lawson the right car?
BOW YOU SHITS
Lawgod gaping all these faggots
>onboard through luyendyknoice
hahahahaaa spaintards
HAM HAM HAM HAM
Hamilton is back. Hunt for 8th is here.
I HATE TOOTHPASTE FLAGS. DEATH TO ALL TOOTHPASTE FLAG POSTERS. PULL UP ALL THEIR TULIPS AND SPRAY MONSANTO CHEMICALS ALL OVER THEIR FAGGY FLOWER BEDS.
30mil a year btwdumbshits
so honda did nothing, in qualy we were already fighting with the haascarloss....>>157427535calm down
LAWGOD LAWGOD LAWGOD
Luke Browning go away
I think we can all agree that Norris is a dutch ally by painting his skin their favourite colour.
>traffic paradise Cringe
>>157427535new haka chant just dropped
too much NZ posting
>goblando
>>157427535BASTE!!!
>60mil plus tip
>>157427547if you don't think toothpaste flags are kanker then you don't belong here newfag.
niw zealinders calm down
>>157427567they happy
In the gravel again
30 million a year for this shitproudy is complete and utter shit
car loss science
>>157427587calm down
>THE DOWNSHITS
>downshiftsno more complaining faggot, you got your bag to drive the wachemobile
>>157427575Quiet old zeeland
>OUTTA MY WAY DOWNSHIFT FUCKING SHITS
was that the first downshift complaint of his new contract? omg i can't believe i watched it live it's making me tear up
As a NEW Zealander, I prefer the Danish island compared to the underwater dyke fingering dutch part.
niw zealind needs to get downshifted into the ocean
not funny>>157427613jajajaja yes funny
It's over, Hamilton wins the championship
>>157427617>underwater dyke fingering dutchgiwtwm
>the indog has nz vpnoh well
Wet Quali incoming ?
>>157427617Old zealand is just the shittier colder version I can see why they’re mad
>>157427617>I prefer the Danish island compared to the underwater dyke fingering dutchwhats the deal with this? in the sinsomps in the episode where nilhouses parents are lost believed dead at the end of the episode the uncle and the father fight over this, danes or dutchs
>>157427637tight tight tight
>>157427645don't engage with it
>>157427637lindblad looks like THAT?
>>157427652ok
>>157427645>the sinsomps
>>157427637
aston martin has an updated engine remember
TALK ABOTU THE FUCKING FP1 YOU DICKHEADS FFSITS BEEN WEEKS SINCE WE HAD SOME RACING AND U RETARDS JUST TALK ABOUT RANDOM SHITSHUT THE FUCKUP!!!!!
>>157427675calm down
>>157427667this=a free country
sainz lol shitter
>>157427675GTA VI when?
Why are races on at such dumb times.
carlos.... has he given up? just there to collect?
>al peen
>>157427643Old Zealand is actually quite warm in recent years.
>>157427685>no new leaked video todayIt's over, cuckstar's LOIC (legal orbit Israeli cannon) got him
>>157427645the terminally online dutch poster in /f1/ HATES our cunt for some reason, so we aggressively go after him whenever we recognise his posting style. He'll probably ask me to do a haka after he sees this post.
>>157427701go haka about it
>yuki>albon>ocon>hulkenbergformula 1 is a fucking joke kek
>hiding his wristits utterly FUCKED
>>157427689no one forced you to live on the other end of the world
>>157427701he hates every other cunt, it's just a bit he doeswhy you heff to be mad
mmm kiwi
>>157427707You're kinda cute, Colgate.
adrian pooey on my monitor
>>157427716i'm not mad I'm very calm.
>>157427701>kiwi can't even take bantz wellfucking classic you dickhead
reminder that alpine only gave the upgrades to gasly, and looks like they work
>>157427726i don't see it
>>157427727aren't you 45 and unemployed?
>We paid HOW MUCH for Sainz???
>>157427698Thats just due to heatwaves tho Its like worst of both worlds
>>157427728have you ever upgraded yourself to improve local load performance
>>157427727>bantz is when I insult you and you can’t respond I’ll get offended Aussies in a nutshell
>>157427767you're the same people
>>157427727
>>157427764what are you talking about?ok, from now on not allowed to talk in code
>>157427771Nah not really, unless you’re swedes and finns
>>157427779
I'll take aussies vs kiwis any day over the jeetleaf and his imaginary bullshit all the time
local load? like cum? why do you care?idk man, some of yous can be hella weird man>>157427787ohhh ok
reminder that jacinda ardern DEFECTED to australia
>>157427791how about we get some yugo bullshit
should have let lawson take his racing bulls engineer with him
>>157427791Who do Serbs vs?
>>157427791tru tru
>>157427798cokewhore
>>157427798Nah she just bailed to australia after she ruined the country because people hated her Couldn’t handle the bantz unironically
i dont know why nanananann so unreal
>sprint quali 2:30AMI....don't know if I can make it
>>157427799
>>157427791>over the jeetleaf and his imaginary bullshit all the timebased
>>157427804the whole area are chads I recommend doing a few weeks on holiday over there.
>>157427794upgrade to improve your flow conditioning too>>157427804know your history
>>157427813cam onnnn dont be a pussy, if im up you can make it aswell
>>157427816how do his legs fit?
my high school gf was a croatian refugee
>>157427816this is terriblelmao
>>157427828hot, did you cummie in tummy?
>>157427828Was she a feral bitch? I’ve heard all eastern euro bitches are skanks
>>157427799there's barely anyone from the balkans posting here>>157427804croats and albos usually, sometimes everyone in the neighborhood, mostly just bants though nowadays>>157427816kek'd
>>157427821Toothpaste I know Serbia got NATO'd years ago and took out a nighthawk.
>>157427836jejejedont look up what did the serbs and the dutchs do in bosnia
alooooobroooooos
GAS likes the load and flow upgrades
Serbia is just part of Greater Albania anyway
hulkberto p4 in meds....
>Lawson 18thLMAO c'mon hitler youth do something
>audi 4th and sikth on mediums
lets say that hadjars injury is a few races and lets say that p18 is the best lawson can do, would they change him for tsu or the other guy?
>lauwson
Isnt that the anthropic guy?
not sure I should engage with stream fags that are so far behind
>ded bulluh oh stinky
>Audi is faster then DeadBullWhy Max ? Why ?
Considering all the extra technical crap these cars have Yugi is doing okay.
>kimiwinslolmmm yes I LOVE a good dose of semen to start off the weekend
deal bull have handed lawson a poisoned chalice (again)
my family ate something bad got ill and brought it home, thats whats happening to methats kida sad because i was planning to drunk post tonight, but wont be he case
>>157427750I don't disagree
>>157427954your drunk posts are pure shit so I'm glad to hear it
>>157427964You're a toothpaste you don't do much of anything especially in England.
show me the way to go home, im tired and i wanna go to bed i had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my headwherever i may go thought sea or land or both nananana singing this song show me the way to go home tutututu show me the way to homeeee im tired and i wanna go to bedddd i had a little drink about an hour agoooo and it went right to my head
>>157427968stop being weird
>>157427966nooooo, dont be like that, i have so much fun like you wouldnt believe
>>157427976its from that movie, shark, in english jawsgood movie
problem?
>>157427977sorry>>157427987>sharkmuch better name for the movie tbdesu
a spanish person would type in spanishnot english
>>157427993who's that standing between tupac and senna
>>157427967Stay isolated halfling
>>157427988yes. what the fuck is this >>157419074
>>157428017I don't understand your dumb dutch insults. Being isolated is a good thing because the ocean takes care of boat refugees before they can arrive.
>>157428023Broke uni student rations
>>157428023it is, how you say, "proper scran"
>>157428023what am I looking atBecause it looks like cheap spaghetti with tinned fish
>>157428023>that will be 100€ + tip saar
when a female is racing i shut up and watch
why are the womans cars so slow?are the even on par with f2?
she kinda cute, has something
>>157428144they didn't tell you?
maya "unemployed" weug
maya weug crying for a seatsad to see
>>157428144>are the even on par with f2?lol
>a racing team might be responding to my emails, i need to check
>>157428144>womans carsThe academy shit? It's F4 with training wheel aero.
how many bings till FP2?
>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGdobson dead what now?
who uses american express?
women are so talented
>>157428212Never ever. Sprint weekend.
>missed crashJUST
>>157428222Women don't need to be talented. They just need to be reasonbly fit and curvy.
end the session, women can't handle rain
>womyn>rainif they die they die
i swear the woman used to have faster cars. this is just embarassing
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
With the talk of engine cheat codes in fp1 why don't any of the teams turn on noclip?
>>157428144When they had more Eau Rouge happened
>>157428299>>157428432Pic may or may not be related
>>157428432that wasn't eau rogue
what 'youngest ever to' record will he break this weekend?
>>157428460settle down ok
>>157428537>settle down ok- kimi to his sister as he gestures to his lap
can one of you zoomers edit this so its max instead of dicaprio? thanks in advance
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7526936/2026/08/20/woody-johnson-aston-martin-f1/> Cadillac already shit> gets right wing billionaire who can't run a football team to invest (Jets haven't been to the playoffs in 15 years)cadillac fans, will cadillac sell their team soon?
>>157428537so youngest to settle down? does he even have anyone? (no the sister doesn't count)
>>157428613>please let us in!>we will even make engine (Lol)!bruh moment
>>157428613Is this the guy who let his son make trade decisions based on madden ratings?
Evens stay up for (((sprint))) quallyOdds sleep
>>157428642why can't the sister count? love is love
>>157428675
>>157428677some love is just not okay, okay?
>>157428679gn
>>157428689
>>157428697what if women were real?
>>157428714noted by the stewards
So is anybody here for sprint quali?
>>157428848Me!!!
>>157428848not me, I'm just here because I like this track
>>157428848q3 only
almost time for kimiwinslol
>>157428931take my seed
Ugly hag
DUN DUN DUN>>157428931Sophia, please take my seedregards,anon
good morning to gimiposters and racists
R E L E N T L E S S
here we go
New York Jets + Aston Martin F1 team = match made in heaven
>>157428970So Aaron = Alonso?
CONTRUCTORS BRAPPEN
>>157428994He plays for Pittsburgh
>>157428848I don't know what that means
>>157428999Well he used to play for the Jets and he's washed like Alonso
>NARG
>shartnotelli its over
>KWABtonelli
>shartonelli
Fuck that was a save
fgimi bros.............our response?is this the start of a choke?
SPAGHOTELLI
Hamiltonbros... WE ARE SO BACK
tontoneli
YUGI
bort
When you think of Aston Martin and the New York Jets you think of the same things: Excellence, competence, seriousness, championships.
max will be fighting with gasly again at this rategrim
I thought the asston was meant to become a rocketship
>KWABlonso
Just tuning in. How’s Red Bull after the break?
LAWGOD
>>1574290704th best again
>this is newey's best effortalways been carried by drivers
>>157429070Clearly sandbagging.
lawshit in red bull?tsunoda in torro rosso?WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS? WHERE IS HADJAR?
>>157429081I was truly duped. I thought he was the golden goose.
>>157429070they didn't even bring upgrades
ummm... amxbros??
umm maxsissies we're getting rawdogged by the lawgod
>>157429086He lost the seat
>>157429081classic driverbabby
>>157429086Don't worry about it. Better for your hands.
>>157429095something something downshifts
>Le Williams flagship driver with flagship moneyP18
>>157429086Broke his wrist at the gym
bug people
TSUUUUUUUUU
>lawsonuhmmaybe they should get him back and save 400 mil
>>157429086Hadjar fapjared too hardar.
PENALTY FOR MAX
>>157429105Could have got lawson for like 10% of what they paid him
I tought Aston was supposed to be fighting for points after the upgrades ?
So if I'm Hadgar I'm shitting bricks right?
>>157429123bug people>>157429119why would they do that?
>>1574291232 more upgrades, trust the plan
>poonoda getting destroyed again (by a rookie)
>>157429127Hadjar is consistently putting up great second driver numbers. Better than it’s been in years.
Max bros will things get better???
hello, im mister chink, im a bug person, how you doing?
>>157429129But in how many weeks?
>>157429128Why pay a race winer salary when you are the 2nd slowest car? Its just a waste
>>157429134For his bank account, yesEverything else, no
>>157429131he just needs some time
LawGOAT
>>157429134His performance clause works in reverse, he gets additional money when he's not winning.
>>157429127Nah his seat is safe, this is more about Lawson selling himself to other teams
>>157429132Has he tho? Hes been consistently behind max and not particularly close Perez was far better
>>157429140at least 2
>>157429142its not about the moneydo you think that any mid field wouldnt want maximilian?as long as you can pay you pay
>>157429132That is true but honestly I'd like to think having a teammate like Riccardo helped Max as it kept him on his toes having nothing but cucks who won't threaten you won't make you a better driver
Those Red Bull niggers never should have sacked LawGOD
crommy is getting his asshole rimmed by instagram thots so he won't be providing his usual coverage
Son of Law is taking names
>>157429132It's not so impressive when high speed braking into corners is not as high speed as it should be, and many corners have become flat due to these gay PUs. Driver skill has been nerfed a lot
How much are Albon and Sainz getting paid?
>Aston claims that their straight line mode didn't work
>>157429165Sounds like paradise
Herro, I am best race car driver and beat stupid opponents! Me number WHUN!
>>157429155What year Perez are you talking about? You can’t be referring to 2024.
>>157429150he should have taken a year sabbatical, the offer would probably have gotten up to 200mil /year
>>157429188this post is extremely low quality
digits and lawson bins it
>>157429181
>engine feels good>much slower than before
>no further investigationnothing personal lewis
>>157429206Hi Sergio
>>157429188imagine how painful it would be to get head from a mouth full of teeth like that
>>157429180it fdoesnt matter, of course they should have been the firsts out on track, but that mistake doesnt explain the results
pozzedstrappen getting anal gapped was singlehandedly the worst thing that could have happen to his in his career
I just got home. How's Alonso doing?
>>157429215bug people
>>157429226Just aston things
>>157429224Anon, you're trying too hard. Please calm down.
ps3 mogs goblin
good for tontoneli that the ferraris and the mclarens are fastthe more teams taking points the fewer points he needs
>>157429226
>>157429197Most years he was much faster than hadjar Many years he was actually keeping up pace with max Meanwhile hadjar isnt even close so I dont know what the fuck you’re talking about lmao
so it's mclel > rari > merc > rb > the rest > aston > caddy
>Poonoda
>lawshit
son of law exposed (again)
lawbros...
lawgod...
oof, Linbabble kicking out Lawson.
>saarvid knocking out lawshitlol, lmao even
the new guys...
>>157429122>>157429147>>157429169AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I have no idea what happened in Q2
son of law ends up being a fraud
pottery
not a fan of this mclel resurgence tbqh
>>157429249Yes, but he sucked ass at the end. There’s a good reason he was let go.
Meh law(shit) still not that far behind maxCry about it cuckies
>>157429284for the second timeif only vips was still alive
>>157429286TSU did well alll things considered
Looks like a LAWless Q3
Son Of FecesPoopnoda
T-T
>>157429291go to sleep
>>157429282bong jeet solidarity
>>157429289In the final year yeah But for the first 3 years he was much better than hadjar Hadjar hasnt really showed anything, he hasnt outperformed max in any significant raceHe is just consistently worse whereas at least perez showed flashes of being better
netherlands currently
>>157429316>the final year2 years
>>157429307Will not, cry about it cuckies LAWGOD will redeem a higher race finish just like he always does Predicting a top 7 finish
how can you be 0.4sec off your teammate in a season where driver skill barely matters
>>157429323goofy
>>157429331someone answer this
>>157429323don't disrespect us or we call upon our national hero
>>157429316>he hasn’t outperformed max in any significant race Oh okay lmao. Only races you decree are important count is that it?
>>157429331idk i have to think about it
>>157429316perez had 4 years, and further xx years in f1, but yeah hadjar is just slow. you can't make a slow driver drive fast.
>>157429331didn't do the quick time event properly pressed the wrong button at the wrong time
>>157429325Nope, he was still second in drivers rankings in 2023Definitely didnt suck ass
>>157429331some cars screw with the spacetime continuum more than others
pozfags are waiting for the next thread
i hope everyone is having a nice day, lawson sucks :)
>>157429288https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medshitter_Theory
>>157429341What races has hadjar outperformed max? Now compare that to perez Hadjar is dogshit
It took half a season with these new regs for Mercedes to lose to one of their customers teams again. Antonelli is lucky Norris is too far behind.
>>157429366no, im sick, im dying
>>157429366What's the weather like in Serbia today?
>>157429358he crashed in monaco and was terrible from then on
I made chocolate chip cookies :3
>>157429374?
>>157429366Cope faggot Time is ticking for KWABblad
Max will qualify 3rd, you saw it here first
>>157429383jajajaja
>>157429390No chance, red bull are about 1 second off the pace now
>>157429386post them or you lie
>>157429389i'm more interesting in him being nearly beaten by a guy in a worse car and who hasnt had seat time in nearly a year, i hope yuki fucking rapes him
>>157429385Yet was still second Had a lot of important moments that season as well helping max dominate Not really relevant to my point tho that hes a better driver than hadjar
>kosovo
>Poois
BORT!
>>157429401Well unlikely yuki rapes anyone unfortunately Yuki is likely to get raped like the twink jap that he is I still think the racing bulls is a solid car Red bull is shit utter shit now
>>157429383>>157429413Something tells me he's the same jeet on VPN that was shitting up the WC match threads
>russellno thanks
>half a second
>Poopoopeepee 7th in the 2nd fastest car
>woody resurgencethis script is shit
>>157429390oops
Verstappen and Hamilton are washed
>>157429395>>157429434I was talking about tomorrow qualification
well guys, im out see you tomorrowi have to go to the hospital
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
I thought poois was meant to be fighting for the championship
lmao
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>>157429433>woodyno
did anyone cap that big ass in the haas garage?
>>157429413the funnier but non-f1 related bit would be editing that to represent CART
BOOOOOOO
>>157429433his engine blows up tomorrow so it doesn't really matter
>>157429444WEC
>>157429446shan't
if mclaren and ferrari are the fastest why is russell nr 1
>>157429423>immediately thinks about a short guy getting raped
They don't look happy
>>157429331you mean 0.6 seconds, right
>>157429444Thats Norris
>>157429480>>157429480>>157429480
Crowd is dead silent
>>157429471we've been here before...
>>157429467Well not usually but unfortunately yuki has a history of getting raped so
>>157429397I'm scared.
>>157429523it's fine
>>157428023That looks like a perfectly nice, simple aglio e olio, or something like that. Pretty much the minimal pasta dish, but still the real deal.
