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I'm Gay
I’m gay
Can the Mets contend next year?
>>157546260Nope
DAAAAA YAAANKEEES WIN!
>>157546248They tried to kill Pete :(
>>157546260Everyone clicks next season is the vibe. Too many superstars in first season together (like the WBC), they all got in each others way. Next season fresh start it clicks and Mets win 100+.
>>157546278>100+
>>157546260162-0 ez
Os
>>157546292Gawd I would fuck this girl so badly
>>157546295meant for>>157546301
LMAO BOSTON FANS ARE SO BUTTHURT LOLYOUR SHIT CF DIDNT CATCH THAT BALL LOSERS
As a Yankees lifelong my butt also hurts
>>157546278hey, I've heard this one before...
>>157546309Bro they got bent over today I’m still laffin
>>157546323Seeing Bill Simmons meltdown on twitter is so fucking funny
>>157546309This is the new Vladdy crying meme
>>157546260fuhwoar
He's going balls deep
Shohei may never win another MVP again
>>157546351Who cares, he's threepeating
>>157546329Red Sox Twitter reminds me of a bunch of pigs that know they’re about to get put out to slaughter just all squealing and running around in the filth mucking around letting out wails and cries of fear
>>157546356This is all of Twitter and everyone who uses it btw
>>157546356Max comvy
pca is getting better
NOT SO FAST WINKY
petey blast
I dont care if he is MVP this albino man will never be the face of baseball
>>157546309they remind me of Poodres fans spazzing out over Mason Miller losing his innings streak or getting a bad break HR. They couldn't make it more obvious that their season is so shit that they only latch on to one thing.
I did not watch today's game but Lazardo is being called up Tuesday which is cool.
>>157546396Based retarded cubs fanEnjoy that series loss lmaoooooo
cusb kek
they shouldve pinch hit pca for suzuki
Pete "Low leverage" Armstrong.
cubs lose
>>157546411What’s the difference between Lazardos and Bazardos?
>>157546269we know
>>157546269Go Cubs!
Who runs the MLB replay room?
>>157546442((((they))))
>winky is such a normalfag he couldn't stay up to watch this game
>>157546425They both have a lot of swing and miss but it's good when one guy does it for a home run and bad when the other one does it for a home run.
Holy shit the Mets are coming to the Trop…
>>157546451I see, and Manzardos?
>>157546470A freakish ginger, the less said the better.
>>157546269happy cake day!
Cubs postseason berth odds:
>>157546442Me
>>157546442does he know?
>cusb lose >baseball episode of DS9 is currently onWhat a night
The new roof at Tropicana is brighter according to the sources. Can anyone confirm?
OHHH PCA JUST HIT ANOTHER HOMERUN
>>157546499no...NO!!!
>>157546500kek I hope you die soon kek
the mariners will win the wold series before I die and I won't die before I see it
>>157546502Bright as my Buttcheeks. Do you like that?
There's a zero percent chance the Cubs can win a 3 game series in Philly. Are we in agreement on that?
Sing a Mariners songSing a song of the seaSing the song of the captainSing of the vessel we rideOh sing a Mariners song
>>157546527Hennything is possible
>>157546512Oh he mad
>>157546527>philthies o kek good one
>>157546570kek i hope ya die VERY soon kek
>>157546570not that anon, but i too hope ya die soon lol
>>157546570We all wish death on ya!
>>157546570kek ya die bitch
>>157546570kek die ya bitch
Gayriners kek
>>157546570i hate anime but i hope you dont rope yourself
What's up with the Phillies and Brain Cancer?
>>157546570kek stupid fucking dumb fuck lmfao. d i e
>>157546570
How many nice firms balls did you get to watch being batted around today?
>>157546570Yer fucked pal, it’s ova for ya
>>157546570Did this anon die??
>scubaKEK!
>>157546570please come back
>>157546570Anon no...DONT GO!!!
THATS MY RED SOX BOY! KEEP SWINGING FOR THE BLOOD CUH!
Nothing feels better to caress in your hand than a baseball
>>157546570vgh...
The Phillies were 5 games behind the Cubs 10 games ago. They are now tied.
The Mets have a billion dollar payroll, they will miss the playoffs again
David Ortiz did steroids.
>>157546631
>>157546631Better luck next year, Steve-O.
>>157546629Try to imagine the cubs trotting out Kevin Kikeman and iManga in the bank for a playoff series without laughing.
>>157546635He was a sweetheart to the media, so no one cared.
>>157546643Who would they trot out for game 3? Oh wait who am I kidding? Kek
Cup the firm baseball in your hand
>>157546512Yeah he mad
Hey Angels, EAT SHIT
gn
>>157546684See you soon
>>157546670its true tho, I hope you die (and im not that anon)
>>157546690
>>157546708not that anon (the one that you're responding to). 3rd anon here, just wanted to say I hope you die as well.
It's almost time for THE RETVRN Vol. 3
Comfy Bakerspie thread. :)
Reds won that game and that series btw
>>157546708New anon here, I think I'm gonna agree with this guy>>157546714
>>157546647Your brain is just a monkey clapping cymbals together buddy
>>157546728comfy? people are wishing death upon each other...
I signed up for a fall baseball league, and it turns out a bunch of games are on Friday nights. My girlfriend seems pissed.
>>157546746I’ll kill you for that remark!!!
Just took a huge Cubs
>>157546746oh fuck you just... FUCK you!!!
>>157546742Mmmm that's good stuff.
>>157546746Get his azz!!
>>157546751Cub 'em! In the dick! Cub 'em in the dick!
>>157546746you just beeped up...
>>157546746o I fuck ya!
>>157546746
What PCA is going through is bigger than baseball. #PrayForPCA
>>157546500based
>>157546787I will pray for him
>>157546787#PCAIDS
poodres kek
>>157546806he's so brave to play through the AIDS diagnosis. Truly the Magic Johnson of our time.
It's hard to take anyone who is still doing the Wetherholdt meme seriously. WAR is such a flawed metric I'll be forever thankful to Sal for exposing it this year.
>>157546868b-b-but JJ bats leadoff!! he can't hit any RBIs there! ever!
>>157546886I've been told he can field a mean ground ball, as well.
>>157546909I’ll grind your balls to make my bread
The fake 49ers player story reminds me of when I pretended to be a D1 baseball player. Just made a fake name on instagram, school I didn't go to, and got a few thousand followers. I didn't steal money, but I did hook up with some girls .
ALL PERIOD SOX FAGS SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES NOW
>>157546936
KEK CUBTRANNIES
>>157547013im a girl tho
>>157546987Pfft and to think we don’t even have Stanton who played without both his ucls last October he’s one of the few from back then that i think could still compete against Boston
>>157547016It might be time for him to hang it up, as bad as that sounds. We'd be up 22-1 if Stanton was healthy thoughever. >raped by Trill WarrenBOMBSTON KEK
PCA is due for a slump. If I was a gambler I'd bet Ohtani MVP right now.
>>157547050>no nazi flagGay
>losing to the redskekaroo!
>>157547089You’re not a nazi you’re just a fag with no friends
>>157547089Just because Killa Cam Hitler gassed 6 gorillion bostonians on a cool summer night in 2026 doesn't mean we're Nazis.
>>157546936me when I make shit up>and got a few thousand followersi'm looking at all the big schools and their baseball players barely hit 1k, and those are the star players.
>>157546260I love tits so much bros
>>157547111lol
>>157547121According to Dave Portnoy this is ‘12 Mike Trout/PCA
>>157547116You get followers by following people and they follow back. Once you have mutuals, the ball is rolling and everyone follows you back. Then unfollow who you're not interested in and you have a nice ratio. 4-5k followers, 1k following.And what school is barely hitting 1k? SEC baseball players have thousands of followers.
>>157547121Why didn't you use cheating Cora's notes if you wanted to win so badly?
>>157547063>PCA is due for a slumppiece of shit have some respect!!
>>157547063PCA is gonna slump as soon as the playoffs start
Ohtanisamas having a serious meltdown over PCA lately kek
MVPED MVPED MVPED
>>157546260it would be better if the shirt on the right was the nutritional facts for milk
pca lookin solid
>>157547197ohtranny hasnt been good in months let alone MVP worthy
I feel like I am the only dodger fan who thinks PCA deserves to win mvp
How can PCA get to 40 stolen bases if he hits a home run every at bat?
>>157547244 I'm a dodger fan and believe he should win as well desu
I'm a Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters fan and PCA is my MVP
PCA is the /mlb/ /mvp/
>pete crow armstrongmore like jeet blow fartbong
>jeet blow fartbongJBF JBF JBF
>>157547299>jeet blow fartbongYou mean the Cricket star out of Hyderabad?
>>157546635You get a pass for that
>>157547063It is funny how Pete is overperforming metrics and Shohei is underperforming
>>157547336Shohei is a washed up DH
will pca's revent hiv diagnosis affect his performance and mvp run this year? with modern medicine he should be able to lead a relatively normal life right?
Every year there’s a flavor of the season player. Someone we always have to say “well….”On the other end of that conversation is always the SAME dude. There’s only one Ohtani. Don’t get it twisted
Shohei = Japanese Joe Mauer
>>157547454Except he'll beat ohtani, which only Judge has done.
Red Sox gave up five prospects for this
>>157547454He’s washed up! A has been! A barely ever was! And I say this as a lifelong dodgers fan of nearly two and one half years.
>moran should lynch chisholmdamn i can't believe the red sox commentators got away with saying that
>>157547490Listen we’ve all been dodgers fans for nearly 3 years now, but do you honestly believe that PCA can beat out ohtani for the NL MVP? The thought of it simply terrifies me.
>>157547509Ohtroony needs to be humbled. He's never been told no in his life, except for when he asked the Angels to not be dogshit during his tenure there.
>>157547497The only people freaking out over it are reddit troons. The world is healing.
>>157547474I’m just saying it’s curious the MVP award is just simply a “who can scrape past Ohtani for a career year” award.Truly a noggin scratcher.Also judge had juiced balls idgaf
rooting for Ohtani now just for the seethe
>>157547534to be fair he's better than ohtani in every way, and I say that as a dodgers fan. I wouldn't be surprised if he pitches next year and ends up winning a cy young too. I say this all as a dodger fan
>>157547485upgrade over narvaez
>>157547535And you say that as a dodgers fan kek. The seethe for him losing would be 10x that of PCA losing.
>>157547578I'm talking specifically about cubes fans on /mlb/. I don't care who wins otherwise.
As a dodgers fan, Ohtani = Japanese David Ortiz
>>157547589as a dodger fan I admit ohtani is nowhere near as clutch plus he does way more steroids than ortiz ever did
>>157547497I think jazz is legitimately retarded enough to think that those counted as stolen bases
>>157547606"Dey 'talm bout Defesive Indiffernce? WTF is dat? I seent dat base and I toox it"
>>157547454get his dick out your mouth
>>157547454you're not even a tenth of the man PCA is and he's slugging and running through the aids
Hypothetically, if PCA were to tear both ACLs tomorrow, would he still have enough accumulated WAR to win MVP?
Is the Rafaela no-catch ruling really controversial? You can clearly see the ball start to roll on the ground when it's in his mitt. It seems pretty obvious to me.
>>157548320how long would it take to heal with his compromised immune system if that happened?
>>157548483Probably about 12 or so days
they'll retire #4 across the league when he's gone...
gm to everyone but the bombston period sox. I hope the T is running late for all of you.
*sniffs* where did fartspie go?
thought memeiners fans were used to the jays killing their WS hopes
How retarded is war lmao
>>157548658lemmegetuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gm
>>157548689>cucknadian gives his opinion that nobody asked for
Based Kwanza already showing off her weebiness.
gm
blow gays kek
>>157548793Watch the games, Wetherholt is better. It's called the eye test.
>>157549077shame we won't be able to watch him for another week at leastlil bitch is on the IL
>yank fags celebrate mediocrityBeating the cum sox is the World Series for yank fags. Can't even beat the Rays. Celebrating 2nd place. Kek
cubs suck kek
>>157548793It's called defense
>>157549150the crumbs needs our support now more than ever
jazz primate
>>157549228That is racist and not needed
>>157549228red sox broadcast was dangerously close to calling him a n*gger last night and I'm not even joking https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2094418560495812658
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157549263
>>157549254>He plays the game the wrong waywhat did they mean by this?
>>157549285You know
>>157549263Welcome back KING
Lunch time, baseball edition. Drinking a beer, eating hot dogs and apple pie.
>>157549344Kek and checked
>>157549361it is literally 8:00 AM
I'm not gay, but I think I want to try gay sex. It's not a sexual thing, just curious about it
>>157549428Literally the only thing that makes you gay is having gay sex
>>157549450Bro I'm just trying it out. It's like when you go to a bar and sample a beer. I don't think I'll like it, but I will never know until I try it
>>157549428giving or receiving?
>>157549428Just have a girlfriend peg you. It's not gay if a girl does it
The Cubs are about to lose 3/4 to the Brewers, but they will win the one game 15-0.
>>157549472I would think I need to try both
>>157549450
>>157549469No, once you do it you’re a faggot forever, unless you formally repent to save your soul
>>157549504No one has to know. Would God really watch me have gay sex and send me to hell for it?
>>157549515yes
>God watches guys have gay sexIs God gay or something?
>>157549515He sees the damage you do to your soul in engaging in this behavior
>>157549534Does he also see the damage to your asshole after gay sex?
>>157549531>God makes people in his image>his image includes promiscuous gay people>he watches them perform lewd acts>he calls them naughty boys and says they need to be punished>only God knows what the "punishment" isSeems pretty gay to me.
*watches you have gay sex*
>>157549515god is gay af homie everyone knows that
>>157549344
>>157549377Maybe for you west coast dikes. It’s almost noon here.
The only way you could shit cum is if you have a lot of gay sex
gayriners melty
>>157549428If two men say they both hate broccoli but only one of them has tried it, then the other one can’t say for sure. It’s more gay to never have sex with a man than to do it once.
>>157549450no being attracted to guys makes you guy. hitting it and quitting it obviously doesn't count.
>>157549622check 'em
>>157549632mind blown
>>157549635It’s not gay if you’re only using it as a fleshlight, we’ve all been there
>>157549632Nta, but you are correct. My friend in highschool and I sucked each others dicks when we were 15. It just wasn't for us and we know we are straight. Both of us have families now and occasionally keep in touch.
>>157549647*back blown
>>157549652Did you both cum?
>>157549670Yea I didn't swallow, but he did
One of you cubbiegirls has been posting on the Adam Friedland Show subbie
>>157549676He’s kinda gay then. Wish I had a friend I could trade blowies with.
how much long before misiorowski's arm erupts into literal mist on national television
>>157549703Shohei, please put the phone down.
/mlb/, give CARSON BENGE your power so he can hit .400 in September and win ROY!
>>157549731no*kicks dirt on your shoes*
>>157546570ignore the discord tranny raid but also save yourself from being a 40 year old fat weeb. have a nice happy life anon
Doyers!
>>157549754Fucking DISCORD TRANNY GET OUT
>>157549736the dirt was uncalled for. you should give Carson your power to make amends
Look'n for a little prefag hungalow in the gay area
>>157549254>literal coping and seethingHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157549501Not sure if all of those were made up by batshit crazy writers or if that's actually shit that happened on Epstein's island. Either way Brown Christmas is fucking hilarious.
If you drive anything less than a late-model half-ton pickup, I'm going to assume you make less money than me and treat you accordingly.
i just found a silver dollar outside
This myrtle could use some attention
does PCA hit 11 WAR this year?if he hits 10 WAR and goes 40/40 and wins the PG, is that the best season since Barry Bonds? you could certainly argue that Ohtani going 50/50 while pitching at an ace level is the best since Babe Ruth, but there is also an argument to be made that 40/40 + playing the best defense in the game every day at the most important position is better than being top 10 as an everyday hitter (DH) and 15-20 start pitcher
>>157549961PCA isn't even the second best defender at his position.
>>157549754In-n-out sucks
>>157549961And shortstop is way more important than center field. Otherwise, the most athletic player on every high school team would be the center fielder, not the shortstop like they are.
>>157549910I love you.
>>157549975>>157549981at worst, they're equally important/premium. comparing it to random high school positions is ridiculous. you won't profile for CF if you have certain athletic tools but not others (e.g., elite sprint/acceleration speeds, arm, range, ability to track, etc.). this is the kind of thing someone who's never been on a real baseball field would saywho do you have as the best glove in the NL if not PCA? PG is for best defender period, not best defender at CF
>>157550004Pages and Rafaela are both definitively better at playing center field than PCA.
>>157550013what makes you say that? here's a comparison between PCA & Pages
>>157550070OAA is a horrible stat for measuring outfield ability, and if you've played the game at any level, you'd understand that.If an outfielder dives and catches a 20% catch probability ball, he gets +0.8 OAA.If he dives and misses it, allowing the ball to roll to the wall for a triple, he gets -0.2 OAA.If he pulls up and holds it to a single, he gets -0.2 OAA.It's a system that rewards being overly aggressive and should be taken with a grain of salt, not used as the end all be all defensive stat. DRS isn't perfect, but it at least accounts for mis-plays (which PCA has many of), and appropriately puts Pages comfortably above PCA.
nigga named Elmer
>>157549703He has freak genetics that will keep him playing for a long time
>noooo you have to put the tendon from your knee into your elbow
>>157550211geg baseball doctors really do be sayin this
>>157550228miz already had tommy john too haha
>>157550138OAA is measuring outs and not-outs. it isn't designed to reflect the consequence of a not-out beyond its existence. in other words, it measures the frequency of converting a BBIP into an out relative to the average outfielderalso, there is no "aggression bonus." it's largely about your ability to make that out relative to baseline. what you mean to say is that it doesn't penalize aggression, but that's not universally true - if you, due to aggression, misjudge a ball's path or run over what you're tracking or in other ways fail to convert a play that an average fielder wouldn't, that will be punished. and we see that type of aggression all the time when people aren't using presence of mind to judge barriers, walls, jump/dive/stretch timing, etc.it's ultimately a range-based metric, which also necessarily factors in things I mentioned before, like sprint speed, acceleration, route judgment, ball reads, etc. obviously OAA isn't actually tracking the mapping of what I mentioned above but if that sort of aggressive miscalculation leads to a below-expected result, OAA will penalize itPages leads on DRS due to throwing/arm value contrasted with PCA's throwing misplays, but that is not a measurement of the glove. this is something you'd know if you played beyond t-ball. PCA has mishandled some throws, no doubt. yet PCA leads on the DRS range metricalso, you can look at the FRV and numerous other stats I cited as well. equating play conversions with runs saved is dishonest. you wouldn't do this if you didn't have an ulterior emotional investment
>There was a MCR and Baby Metal concert at Petco ParkDid any of the /mlb/ Poodrepacos attend?
>>157550243He will have no tendons in his knees when it's all said and done
>>157550258based
You know your ass tendons grow back right?
>>157550316Yeah
>>157550316What if you bottom regularly?
>>157550252>OAA is measuring outs and not-outs. it isn't designed to reflect the consequence of a not-out beyond its existence. in other words, it measures the frequency of converting a BBIP into an out relative to the average outfielderSo it should be taken with a grain of salt. >also, there is no "aggression bonus."Who are you quoting?>it's largely about your ability to make that out relative to baseline.If you are overly aggressive, which is what PCA has built his career on, your OAA numbers will benefit. You will make some low probability plays and miss others, but the ones you miss will be judged as if you laid up, even though the real world result was significantly worse.
As someone who has an advanced degree in Math, I'm finding the newer metrics cringe as fuck
>>157550350range isn't to be taken with a grain of salt. you can have exceptional range and still have ground to cover with conversion or limiting extra bases or other thingsI'm quoting you saying OAA "rewards being overly aggressive." that's not what it necessarily does. it penalizes aggression when it results in a failure to convert a BBIPhis range numbers, throwing strength, speed reflect well on all metrics. he's not gaming OAA by being aggressive. you're basically saying "it's bad that he turns the afterburners on and gets to balls." that's stupid as shit. OAA is one metric among many that I cited because everyone knows it's not to be relied on as an overall evaluation of a player's fielding abilityyou genuinely don't know what you're talking about. you're tunneling on an issue that you've distorted the reality of. if you wanna be a one man holdout on this issue go for it. it's not gonna change the fact that he's winning the PG this year
Lauren is hurtin for a squirtin
now that the dust has settled did jizz jizzom junior do anything wrong
>>157550384You can't even grasp what I'm saying at all. I'm not going to repeat myself.
he caved, fuck this gay league
Give it up for Oklahoma Padres!
I just want zack wheeler to FUCK my ass and fill me with his JIZZ
>>157550394Besides being black as coal?
>>157550400Was he the one that said Chisholm should be lynched?
>>157550413There's a line for that at citizens bank park
>>157550417hi will
>>157550398your argument is simple to understand. it's just retarded. spamming your flawed understanding of OAA 50 more times this season won't change that PCA is winning the PG
>>157550431I got the fast pass
>>157550412This bitch is named Kwanza?
some people were saying fire the dodger hitting coaches. agree or disagree?
>>157550452Redditors would be screaming “LE HECCIN CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!1111!!!1111!!!” if a white player did this
>>157550446You clearly didn't understand it. You've never played the game, and I'm starting to suspect you've never even watched PCA play defense. Your understanding of baseball comes down to color coded charts.
>>157550456>Dodgers fans after dropping one series
>>157550463Democrat congress”people” did it in 2020 and Reddit loved it
they didnt have to use this piccy tho
>>157550472It’s all part of the moshes’ plan. The dems in congress that aren’t large-nosed schemers are aliens anyway.
>>157550468you're like one of those basement dwelling dweebs who calls everyone else a virgin because he's personally never felt the touch of a womango tell all the pros that their understanding of baseball comes down to color coded charts because they'll all recognize him as one of the best defenders in the game. oh wait you can't do that because you're a shut in neetdon't reply to me again dumbass
*turns into a microscopic organism and crawls up Lauren's skirt*
>>157550470what? they won
>>157550477>one of the best defenders>one ofMoving the goalposts again. Retard.
>>157550484Yeah, that’s my point
Can we stop pretending this absolute shitter is good now?
>>157550488>implying 2 people don't win the PG, making PCA "one of" the best defenders in the gameit's crazy how confident you are for being a clinical idiot. no more (You)s. get a job
>>157550477I always try to find the balance between the eye test and the stats/analytics. When they conflict I tend to go with the eye test because these stats can be poorly constructed or biased, and ultimately this is a sport not an excel spreadsheet. And defensive stats are notoriously incomplete and problematic.
>>157550494haha yeh it was
>bryan literally woo
>>157550522I don’t fucking know bruh. I don’t check dodgers scores so I just assumed they lost
isn't this a show about fag hockey players?
>>157550513you definitely should do that. and you can make a good argument for why other guys might be flying under the radar while PCA soaks up the spotlightbut that other anon smugly declaring that PCA isn't even second best at CF while not knowing the difference between flashing the glove and flexing the arm is just laughable. you can tell he wants to be contrarian because he no real personality
>>157550548You do realize what players do with their arm is factored into GG and PG, right? Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if you didn't.
Lol why Jazz make lil timmy seethe so much, y'all so soft
N
caballero at second and garcia jr. at third!
>>157550547Yes. And it really exposed just how much women hate lesbians. Women's hockey players are like 95% chance to be gay, and yet they made a show about male hockey players who are possibly the most homophobic group of athletes.
Deeply RapedWidely Gaped
Anyone ever see a game at a luxury suite?
>Os pick up Luis Robert Jr How should I feel about this
>>157550767No. Baseball is the one sport where seats are better than boxes
Reminded that the NY Yankees are mathematically and objectively THE #1 seethe producing team in American Sports History
Playoffs should expand to have a 7th seed, maybe an 8th seed if MLB expands to 32 teams. Who agrees?
>>157550787It’s crazy how the pats are 2 on that list considering to about 1995 they were basically Cleveland Browns tier.
>>157550787>Baltimore colts above Baltimore OriolesPretty grim desu
>>157550769take him. you want him
>>157550769You will see him when hes got everything working and believe you got an all-star for free, and then he comes up limping and vanishes for months at a time.
>>157550795well the NFL was getting huge ratings when the pats went on their dynastywhen the packers/steelers/giants/cowboys did it wasn't as much of the country watching
>>157550769Basically the opposite of how you felt when you got Alonso
>>157550775As someone who's experienced both I disagree, boxes are always better in any sport
>>157550767>east coast assWhat is it with the women over there and these big wide fat butts? I don't see many women here in California built like this.
>>157550856I dunno, maybe it’s the Italian influence
/lit/ here wanting to get into baseball. What are some good baseball books?
>>157550856Look up a map of black population and you'll see it is a 1:1 correlation between fat ass white women
>>157550888Ball Four
>>157550888Sandlot: The Movie: The Book
>cubs could lose the top wildcard to the phillieskek... KEK!
>>157550888Nothing intelligent has ever been written about baseball.
>>157550888three nights in august
>>157550888This place doesn't discuss baseball. Reddit is a better place to ask
>>157550888https://archive.org/details/purebaseballpitc00hernas a /lit/izen, you'll appreciate the psychology
>>157550888Foundational work in baseball lit.
if you ain't dodgers, you mad gay
>>157550986I'm a girl though
>>157550986I dodgers
He's a cubbies girl!
>>157550958this is baseball's Mein Kampf
>>157550986Dodgers fans dodge vaginas though
the teachings of hitterman teaching>boomers trying to gatekeep the boomer who studied and broke down the similar mechanics of all-time best hitterswhat are they afraid of? too many hits?
IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE
>>157551040WE DODGE TROLLEY, BABY
>>157551083>+65 run differential>still at the bottomtigers, explain yoselves
>Orioles To Claim Luis Robert Jr.
>>157551083I can only imagine the amount of seetheporn 50 year old boomers will flood /r/mets with if Pete carries the O's to the postseason
>>157550888
>>157550888Mad McGeemight also be titled Maniac McGeeread it like 25 years ago
anyone seen the youtube video where the guy asks steven kwan trivia questions about his own stats? it's really weird. kwan talks like a valley girl
>>157551107based. fuck Robert. he did okay for us in the time he was able to play but he almost ran over Ewing yesterday to cut him off on a ball that was in shallow CF while playing LF. he's a piece of shit who was willing to risk hurting a younger, smaller player because of his outsized ego wanting to patrol CFdidn't try to wave Ewing off, didn't call him off. nothing. literally cut him off while he's already at the ball. you just don't do something like that unless you're trying to send a message. he's a fucking asshole. have fun with him
>>157551108>4 ALEast teams in the playoffssurely not...
>>157551112i read that
>>157551091We're spiritually in the wildcard
Please teach me a lesson
>>157551175if you could run the speed of light, it would still take you an entire year to run one lightyear.
>>157550787>championship audience peoplewhat
>>1575511751. Boil a pot of water2. Remove the hot dog from the package3 .Boil the hot dog in the water4. You now have delicious hot dog water for drinking
>>157551091have 1 game a series where you blow the other team outlose just about every close gameextremely tiring season that I can't wait for it to be over
>7 games vs the As>7 games vs the Angels>3 games vs the RockiesYeah, the Mariners are making the playoffs
>>157551210viewership of those teams winning championships in people-yearsextrapolated from this + census data
>>157551050Breaking the status quo.
>>157551332see ya there
one thing I love about major league baseball is how almost every team has made it to the world series at least once
Almost..
>>157551210Chikaneretard chart, disregard. He’s LARPing as a stankees fan this week.
>>157551509Seattle....
>>157551509Did the Rockies ever make it?
>>1575515912007 Rocktober
>>157551509ryan_gosling_in_blade_runner_wearing_mariners_hat.jpg
>>157551634
>>157551550I hate that 2003 forced me to be a Marlins fan. Why does Florida have to have the most two cursed franchises in baseball?
Pfma
>>157551130yea that really annoyed me too, AJ was calling for it as wellhe's been good the past few weeks but has otherwise been a bit of a bust - I'm indifferent but a little surprised the O's took him to be honest
>wasted Messick on a 11-1 win>Cantillo vs. Ceaseoh kek
The Nu-Gen Yankees/Sox rivalry feels really gay and cringe. Was it also like this when I was a kid in the late 90s/early 00s and I'm looking at the past with rose tinted glasses?
Hey guys when the fuck does Red Sox Nation shut the fuck up? They’re on a different type of seethe schedule this week.
>>157552118and these /mlb/ red sox fans, are they in the thread with us right now?
>>157552100that game literally didn't matter. save it for the WC series
>>157552100Jazz looks like an ape!
>>157552179and there it is
>>157552100this would be the least racist thing any Boston would’ve said in the 90s. The comment itself wasn’t even racist, like the stupid Target Halloween costume, people just want to find anything to be outraged at.
>>157552100Modern MLB players are all buddies with each other so there's no real bite. Hard to feel like it's a serious rivalry when guys are joking around or hugging on the bases during a supposed grudge match
>>157552297It’s a divisional matchup to decide home field advantage in a wild card game. The Red Sox should be playing defense instead of giving up. What an outrageously soft ball club. Grown men making millions of dollars giving up is deplorable.
well, reddit is mad Boston, so go Boston
As a Boston Red Sox fan, my uterus is in shambles.
Please... gaw
teams give up all the time, and so would you if you had to play 16 games in a season, let alone 162
I’m completely at a loss for words. This should be punishable, you cannot have broadcast teams calling for batters to be thrown at, what in the world?
but more importantly what does Jomboy have to say about all this??
>>157552640made the cut turned pussy again too over this
>>157552118>malding about your faggoty twitter feed on four channel dot organization
cubs gonna end up winning the NL central aren't they
seeing things now, they should have just thrown at one of the yankee players. they would have the cleared benches, pushed each other a little bit, and it all would have been over. now, they're just bickering like women GO DODGERS
>>157552714No
>>157552714I really want to see the cubs miss the playoffs, but I also want to see PCA go 1-13 in the WC round and hit a first round exit
>>157552809Post the ohtranny one kek
ohtani gonna win again
>>157552954Fuggin KEK no way this ish is real
>>157552954Fact check this fool
>>157552954HE SURVIVED
>>157552909As a longtime Dodgers fan since back in the days of Dustin May and Jack Flaherty, I’m really not so sure…
Seattle @ Boston wawawewa
>>157552954Source???
Ohtranny kek
nothings changed. what the fuck, america?
>STILL mad at my Yankees (Go Yankees)
>>157552954
>>157552992wtf I love racism now
>>157552954mawds...MAWDS!!!
>>157552992Is the implication here that this is a bad thing?
>>157553000Somehow the Yankees rape the Red Sox and Yankees' fans ended up more asshurt than anyone.
>>157552700his stuff is very hit or miss for me
>>157552954what the!?
Yankees scored 16 runs on that Rafaela no-catch. The replay room needs to move to a neutral site.
>>157553114touch grass
>>157553114touch ass
>>157553114This image is banned in North Korea (Providence, RI).
Who’s actually going to miss this guy?
>>157553114You're a retard if you think this was a catch.
Crow-Armstrong, Peter
>>157553197Buddy .. the catch is ruled a catch and the score isn’t 16-1
>>157553222I like PCA but that 'stache is comical
>>157553222>Queens, New York >The World’s Borough
>>157553263My fault 11-1
>>157552992I don’t get it. Are they saying racism is good?
>>157553274why did we do it, bro? why did we trade him for half a season of Javy Baez?
>>157553222men don't take selfies
>>157553222Is he gay?
>>157553222>>157553285GUH
huge day for like 5 gay dudes in this genny
>>157553285World of retards maybe
>>157553324Well I’m not actually from there so why don’t you just shut your big yapper?
>>157553263Yeah I know that's beside the point.
>>157553312Yaassss queens (ny)
The Red Sox's downward spiral has started. They'll be out of a playoff spot in a matter of days
>>157553346Great news!
The Dodgers' downward spiral has started. They'll be out of a playoff spot in a matter of days
>>157553047>>157553289Racism is unamerican like baseball these days with all the japense and dominicans
>>157553346They're tanking to dodge the yankees round 1
>>157553312Hell yea dude
The Mets are gonna hand the Rays the division aren't they?
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>>157553364Blue Jays are just another variant of a satanic ball club so I honestly think that the Blue Jays would have a better shot at taking out the Yankees than the Red Sucks. Also, the pitching matchups should be pretty kino.
>your team>team you should hate but don't>team you shouldn't hate but doI'll start>White Sox>Dodgers>Mets
>>157553293yea you can't live in the past too much, but damn, OF with options of PCA/Bengie/AJ/Soto roaming around would've been very nice to have
>>157553376pfma
>>157553370;-; c’mon juan!
>>157553382based camelback bro
>>157553380yeah we'll see ya in the ALCS
>>157553370I feel like Mets spaghetti spillage notwithstanding, this was probably going to happen right?taking one game in this series is a win for >us
>>157553400The matchup the Yankees deserved but never got.
the Kissimmee Bay rays of the city of Clearwater, Florida. Co owned and operated by the church of Scientology.
>>157553427>Built in fanbase that you can force to attend games via blackmail. Smart baseball.
>>157553382>Guardians>Guardians>Guardians
/nfl/ said all the burrsfags are hiding in here cubsfagging, but google says you just got raped and gaped by the reds...
>smart teams like the rays and brewersthis is my favorite meme this genny ever made and I hope they both never win a world series just to keep it alive
Ducks
>>157553366what are the chances this fat fuck's new special is half as funny as his youtube special? Netflix is where stand up goes to die
>>157553467smart teams begin with smart managers
>>157553467>implying smart teams can't win the WSthe 'Stros and Dods were smart enough to cheat and get away with it
>>157553468>wake up>these fucking birds are a game behind your team
>mention the burrs/cubs>random seethe about the sewersyup, we've got leadheads.
Why aren't the braves considered a smart club?
The difference between Justin Verlander and Kim Schiller at this point is negligible
>>157553514unc is dropping frames
>>157553509they couldn't keep Freddie "The Hitting Genius" Freeman
>>157553480Not implying that at all but it won’t be funny anymore if either one does. Conversely, if both exit the playoffs early this year, it’ll be 100x funnier.
what game are /we/ watching
>>157553547none dodgers aren't playing today
>>157553547seattle at boston
>>157553467that's unironically gonna be the world series>>157553509they are 6th in biggest payrolls
>>157553382YankeesD-BagsTardinals
>>157553550ill keep an eye on mest/gays for the cringekino and then looks like cusb/sewers interracial matchup will be the game of the night
>>157553547Armored Core
>>157553554lots of high payroll teams be dogshit thoughjust look at the MESTizos
>>157553563>cusb/sewers interracial matchup>interracial?
>>157553569>>157553509I don’t think you get the meme dummy
>>157553462That doesn't even make any sense. Chicago has two playoff bound baseball teams. Of course they aren't in /nfl/ spamming about the Bears. Why would they be "hiding"?
>>157553567when i played this game i only wanted to use the sword
/nu/>>157553584>>157553584>>157553584/nu/
>>157553581oh right, CHIcongo
>>157553551Gaylordbros...
>>157553581interdivision
>>157553581rofl
