Plonked
KWAB
>hurr durr Caleb is le gayI don’t see a picture of you and your gf, FAGGOT!Literal visual confirmation of his heterosexuality but it’s not likely to convince those guilty of wishful thinking. Even if Caleb did swing that way, he would not want YOU.
>>157768076Commander will make playoffs.Yes/No?Only way they don't is if Sam Howell returns i think
>>157768112I never claimed I wasn’t gay.
>>157768115Of course not. The Eagles offense is still dysfunctional, they were just lucky to play the Cumhandlers. Jayden Daniels has also regressed plus the roster is bad.
>>157768109Another kiwi has obviously caught on to jffm the last few months and has been posting "I'm gay" and shit like that. Just to set the record straight
>>157768112Plenty of top-of-the-line bussy around for Caleb to choose from and gaynons desperately want Caleb to be gay because they have a crush on him.
Power rankings
Book it
He's going to have another all-pro year. Imagine if he had never tried out LB and had stayed buried on the depth chart at edge rusher in NO.
If a QB wins the SB they're automatically whiteYou can't argue with this
>>157768132>>157767973
>>157768143go badgers
>>157768132The bottom of the barrel Every division has 1-2:2 - AFCE, AFCS, AFCN, AFCW, NFCE1 - NFCW, NFCN Then there is the NFCSBucs (3 yrs under Baker Mayfield: 2 time division champs, 1-0 vs Eagles in playoffs (W, 32-9), knocked off as King of the Mountain by Bryce Young last yearSaints - last in the division the last 2 years but the exciting Y2 of the Moore/Slough era beginsPanthers - the exciting Y3 of the Canales/Young era. Last year they were division champs and manhandled the Rams>W 31–28 on Nov 30>L 34-31 in playoffs Falcons - Y1 of the Stefanski era begins (Baker vs Stefanski x2) after 3 awesome years of Bijan Robinson kept them #2-3 in the division (Falcons already re-signed him thru 2030 at $22M/yr)
You can ONLY reply to this post if your team won in week 1 and you do like vaginas
>>157768143>Baun is getting better>Dejean is regressing
>>157768142Why do you think the cowboys will beat the commanders?
>>157768142>Rams >0-2Wut. Do people really think they're losing to the Giants? Kek
>>157768162I wouldn't say DeJean is regressing just because he had one bad game. It was just a few mental mistakes, I trust him and Vic to clean that up.
>>157768170Yes
>>157768157
>>157768170Explain how that's a different matchup than Giants Cowboys
>>157768132A mitzvah! That's right goyim we're still in the top ten
Anon: HUH HUH HURR DURR CALEB IS LE GAY! (God I wish he was so he could date me) Straightleb: *punches anon in the face with his very heterosexual and virile fist* “For the last time, you fat piece of shit, I’m not gay. But even if I was, I would still beat the shit out of you for being a homophobic asshole.”>Caleb’s girlfriend: “You told him! Come here sugar!” >Anon: *coughing up blood* I guess I was right about 13/52 *dies*
>>157768132Browns at 32 is insane
>>157768204right where they belong until they bench watson and ditch jeudy
>>157768188The Cowboys are trash and the Rams are good
>>157768157only one of those things are true and I'm posting anyway because fuck youGO CHIEFS
>>157768157>tfw met a QT emo girl at the racetrack and my Bears had to kick the shit out of her PanthersShe's still texting me daily so I think we're good, wish me luck bros.
My Chargies!
>>157768169Cowboys get embarrassed by the GiantsCommanders come close to winning against the eagles>cowboys will win!!!People are retarded. Believing cowboys will win means you think Giants will beat the Eagles
I’m not gay, so there’s no bias in my appraisal, but the male phallus is a far more aesthetically pleasant organ than the female vagina.
>>157768182I'm really sick of his shucking and jiving
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is in front of the team ferociously clapping his ass cheecks to entice his teammates into being homosexual with him right now.
YOUR NFC Offensive Player of the Week
I hope buffalo fixed its fucking grass for the new stadium
>>157768218>the Rams are goodSource?
Elite?
When did Sneed go back to the Chiefs?
WHO WON KWAB OF THE WEEK
>>157768285Bo Nix
>>157768285Kiwi
Tomorrow we will see whether the Lions or Bills Super Bowl window is closed.
>>157768274Titans released him during the off-season, Chiefs picked him back up
>>1577682853 way tie between bonix, shartford, turdbert
>>157768257
>>157768285Blo Dix
panturds were gifted 3 TDs>luther burden fumble on the bears 20 yard line>cocaine johnson going for it on 4th down at the bears 20 yard line>garbage time down 3 scores with 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter
>>157768291Tomorrow is the Super Bowl preview.
>>157768257I like the guy but I still think he's an O-line babby
>>157768314why did the bears gift them 3 TDs
>>157768315Windows are closed for both franchises
>>157768241football?
>>157768285Recency bias aside, it's probably still Maye or Garrett. I think I'm leaning Garrett.
>>157768326Windows closed for the entire NFL
>>157768325he was feeling silly :3
the new york jest will bootyblast the packers
>>157768241The female vagina is just a tube. Vulvas are nice though.
To this very day some are saying the Rams are still on that plane.
>>157768285Rams
>>157768322That's 100% true but he is so good in the open field that he's worth it for da bears.
>>157768340>The female vagina is just a tube
>>157768285It’s still the Rams but there was tough competition from the Packers and Blo Dix
declan doyle will be a HC in 2027
bros, I'm pleased to announce that we achieved SUPER SCORIGAMI!
>>157768361>zoomer head coachgod I hope not
>>157768285there is a lot of competition very blessed week>Maye>AJ Brown>Garrett>McVay>Nix>Herbert>Packers as a whole
>>157768361And Antwaan Randle El will be an OC and Al Harris will be a DC. The Ben Johnson coaching tree will grow quickly.
if you agree with any of these, you are a reactionary retard
>>157768364basedboys gonna FREAK
>>157768380The expectation for the Rams was 17-0 so yes they are a disappointment
>>157768380Reactionary is a term that only gay retard communists use.
>>157768380But the Patriots were objectively a fluke. By all measurements it holds true.
>>1577683801 is basically correct. Maye is not elite.I could not give any less of a shit about the Cardinals3 depends on how you define a "disappointment". They've already underachieved by the standard of the people that said they'd dominate every game.The Chiefs have a chance of making the super bowl before Mahomes is done because the AFC is trash right now.MVP is a media narrative award, so it's possibleI don't have any opinion on Mike McDaniel and I don't need to have one
GUYS
>>157768404>in historyWhy do people insist on making blatantly false clickbait like this? Is there no shame?
>>157768380I agree with all of them
>>157768419Josh Allen being the only QB in history is true though retard.
>>157768336I have good insider information that 6” should not be considered small or short and is completely adequate.
r/nfl having a melty over ESPN not being leftwing enough not pushing SJW politics.
>>157768380The chiefs one is true though. That game clearly showed that it was bad broncos, not dominate chiefs. Youre not going to get away with 18 air yards on offense, and a opposing QB who fumbles and throws picks non stop every week.
Who's the front runner for KWAB of the decade?And no you can't say an MVP or SB winnerA SB loser is fine
>>157768426This
>>157768442Go back
>>157768285The Packers and Cowboys are co-winners.
>>157768442You are no different. Get out
putting together a master list of football resources to get some ball knowing going in these threads to permanently stick in the OP considering we've had no proper OP format since rotoworld went woke.Please give me what twitter accounts you follow for analytic charts etc, I lost my old account and don't remember what they were called.
Chiefs won that game
>>157768459Pooa
>>157768285the guy who could've sent the game to OT but threw the dumbest pick of the 26 season so far
>>157768489and the storyand the fan beauty contest
BO NIX JUST FUMBLED AGAIN
>no football until tomorrow evening
>>157768380> b..but how could they win the division when they had an awful game 1i can't wait to laugh at you retards when the rams cinch. oh and THE LOS ANGELES RAMS ARE YOUR 2026 USA WHEELCHAIR FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
>>157768485All ball knowledge comes from the eye test nerd
>>157768132>lose to the seahawks>lose to them again with drew lock>ranked higher than the seahawks Is Vrabel's entire career based on fraud like this? It certainly seems like it is, meathead made the playoffs with Mariota and has consistently failed upward since.
>>157768459Last decade is so obvious. For a single moment it is Butler’s interception against the Seahawks. For a team as a whole, it’s the Falcons. There are a lot of contenders for this decade, but nothing as solid as those two. The Chargers against the Jags in the WC. The Chiefs pulling their version of 18-1 on the precipice of a 3-peat. The Cowboys vs the Packers in the WC
>>157768157Not only that but served with a tasteful side of B U S H
Dude is a bum. They should send him back to Detroit. Please.
>kike gaybel
>>157768533I can’t believe Mike Vrabel threw that game-losing interception against the Seahawks. I can’t believe Mike Vrabel got sacked 7 times in the owls. What a bum.
>>157768552hope you're enjoying petzing loinsbro
>>157768380The only one that is true is the RamsIt's the Dream Team 2.0
Caleb Jaxson will be better than Brady Manning
Somebody needs to tell Mike Vrabel to stop throwing those interceptions and getting sacked. Mike Vrabel is such dogshit, I’m glad my titans got rid of him because we’ve been putting the league on notice since then.
bros, how do we get back to kino football like this?
TKDKDTDTK
>>157768380Drake Maye isn't elite, the owl exposed it. He has the skills to be elite though. Then again, so does Herbert and we see how that is going.
>>157768285Rasm le superteam collapse
>>157768567Hey, it's the greatest QB of all time and some dude from the Patriots.
>>157768583Gold
>>157768558He IS basically the GM though.
my berds looking frisky good
>My Bronkekaroos... back in the basement... Why even live
>>157768583
>>157768583kekkini!
So glad my Titans got rid of that bum Mike Vrabel and have returned to being the face of the AFC again. Just look at how Cam Ward has developed without him!
reminder: you're not a real fan unless your significant other has fucked at least one player or coach on the team
FUCK THE PACKERSI FUCKING HATE THOSE GUYS
>>157768583keeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kiwi getting BTFO this week for sure, DAMN sure
>It's not Vrabel's fault he dindunuffin don't pile on Mike for spending more time with his homewrecker sidepiece than coaching Drake Maye
>>157768596>>157768613>>157768614he literally just AI slop'd a flag in there. it's neither creative nor funny
>>157768620if ben is at the facility 24/7, who is sexually satisfying his wife?
I could see a Bears Lions game this year being the highest scoring ever
>>157768631cry more bitchwi, vpn off
Gee, after seeing how bad he was with the Titans, I sure wonder how many games Mike Vrabel has won with the Patriots? Couldn’t be more than 6 or 7, bet he gets fired next year. It’s time for the Patriots to learn their lesson like my Titans did.
hes on the run again keeeekkkkkkk
>Jags are the best team in football Didn't expect this
Broncros deserve all the hate they get for making the Chiefs look elite again.
Mike Vrabel is such a shit coach there’s no way his teams could ever make the playoffs, let alone secure the 1 or 2 seed.
>>157768130he's a bottom anon, he gives up his bussyRodgers is the one who takes bussyNo top paints their nails
>>157768690he's a derrick henry babby
is he right?
>>157768703literally who cares, don't the browns want to lose?
>>157768703I hope he is the starter week 3 and gets injured and we get to see the crowd explode in applause and cheers
>>157768703how bout just throwing for 200 yards, 1 TD, and having no picks
That bum Mike Vrabel only has a coaching job because he lucked into the legendary Ryan Tannehill, who carried him to the 1 seed.
>>157768641naturally he tells her to drive in so he can fuck her in the facility
>>157768325because they fucking suck
well the shitzo is going off so I'm dipping until the next game. later nigerians
>>157768720if you ignore the first drive that's exactly what he did but seriously i hate black qbs. we've had loads of them in the last decade and flacco and baker were the only good ones
>>157768720why do you hate bo so much?
>I can’t refute his point so I’ll just post my favorite twitter reaction image from my baby show! that oughta show him.
>pat mcafee >stephen a smith>now joe buckwhy are they giving these shitasses so much money?
>>157768076Serious question. How did the Broncos make it so far last season? Did they lose a ton of players this past offseason? What changed? Bo Nix definitely looked a lot better his first 2 seasons. This was pathetic.
Why won't anyone fuck my ass..
>>157768759Buck is good, sas and pcafee get views from black pipo and ypipo respectively
Is everyone who spent all offseason hyping up the rams defense ready to admit they're wrong? Miles garret is washed and Aaron donald has been washed for over 2 years now just sitting on the couch.
Jadarian price is a god damn bust.
>Sam Darnold - OUT (Bussy)
>>157768760Nix looked terrible but he's just one player, one player can be fixed but the defense looked like they all forgot how to tackle, that is more concerning for them imo
how will the NFLsphere respond when eventually in current year a gay top prospect QB comes along?
Rhamondre stevenson to the surprise of no one looked horrible. Once treyvon henderson is healthy he's taking over the backfield and not looking back. Its so over for stevenson. Anyone who watched him play will know he ain't it.
reminder: September is still the preseason
Titansbros... do you think Amy will be smart enough to fire everybody and cut Ward?
How the fuck is Deshaun Watson still a starter. It's 100% sunk cost fallacy. Browns refuse to admit they made a mistake.
>>157768787>fell on his knee>his ass gets injured i don't understand
Giants looked amazing. They may be a super bowl contender this season.
>>157768809they know Deshaun is ass and are starting him so they can get a top pick and draft a QB
Shough looked elite af. He's the best qb the Saints have had since Brees. 400 yards and 3 TDs in an overtime loss to a very talented lions team who will almost certainly make the playoffs. He played his ass off that game.
>>157768641Me!
>>157768809They took out insurance on him and are going to play him until he gets hurt and they're off the hook for the rest of his salary.
>>157768811The guy tackling him was hard and slipped in
>>157768285
>>157768809Dillon gabriel is hurt so it's sunk cost man or Shitdeur. Why do the browns exist? Idk
>>157768841Respect to Shough Nite but that Lions secondary is practice squad level poop because of injuries and a kidnapping charge
>>157768869Yeah but Vrabel took the Tits to the playoffs a couple of times it's not his fault his 3rd overall 2nd in MVP qb made the exact same mistakes as last year after a full offseason to prepare. Did you know the Titans have been bad since he left?
The bears are firing on all cylinders. They going to be a serious threat this season. That running game is unstoppable. Bears will continue running the ball all over every defense they face. If it ain't broke why fix it? And they can't just stack the box because Caleb Williams is about to put together an MVP caliber season. Every year he gets better.
>>157768888this but unironically The HC is not to blame for the mental fragility of his qb.
>>157768833They want Archie Manning. Archie is clutch as fuck and has GOAT in his blood. It's literally in his DNA. He's about to take the league by storm. Im peaying he doesn't end up on the Browns. He'd be wasted there.
>>157768912Dude Archie's 77 years old
>>157768787
>>157768898The Coach of the Year can't build a little toughness into any of his quarterbacks????
>>157768912Peyton and Eli will make sure he doesn't play for the Browns
It’s not Vrabel’s fault that Maye panicked and threw the pick. There are no bad teachers, only bad students.
>>157768865This https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/nflpa-records-show-more-than-88-million-in-browns-cap-credits-for-deshaun-watson-injuries>Thus, while the trade for Watson and the five-year, $230 million, fully-guaranteed contract combine to create one of the single worst transactions in NFL history,>the Browns’ decision to purchase insurance (the premiums for which surely weren’t cheap) resulted in more than $88 million in refunds for the games Watson missed due to injury.
>>157768935Honestly it's the smartest move the org has made since they paid him.
>>157768921Meant Arch not Archie but my point still stands. Elite is a family business.
>>157768921Archie Bunker?
>>157768930They better. Thats what they did with Eli going to the Chargers. Do it again. Don't like Arch rot away on the Browns. He's too talented for that.
Unlike you fags my WR is actually worth his contract, luckily
>>157768968remember when the chiefs won the owl this year and the heckin scrappy lovable loins went home
>People really thought the Broncos and Pats were good teams>Turns out the AFC is just filled with dogshit choke artists QBs from top to bottom and somebody has to win.EL EM AY OH
>jestoids start getting uppity and spamming>league timeloops back to chiefs vs the world meta
>>157768112He's gay and gays do in fact sex everyone....including ME.checkmate, faggot.
Burrow's going to get hurt against Houston
>>157768787imagine the seethe when they still win at least 3 games without himeven funnier if they lose it proves he's not a bus rider
>>157768869>>157768923webm schizo, why do you hate the east coast and PNW? I'm noticing something here...
>>157768991nigger what the fuck are you even talking about
>>157768170Based skuttleboots is going to burry the already soulless. Talkin bout rams getting rammed by the ram himself. A reverse ramming. Rams gonna be rimming. Giants gonna be ramming. Catch my drift?
>>157768979Sshhh don’t tell him that sweaty, let him enjoy his week 1 Super Bowl from 2 years ago.
>>157769020jester guilders(the NFC North) were desperate for /nfl/attention and got overshadowed by the only good flyover teamyou love to see it
>>157768804That stupid bitch needing to girl boss and fire everyone is what got the Titans in this spot to begin with.
when will they learn?
>hawks>jags>giants>lionsi want these teams to win
>>157769029spammy, no one on here is posting for attention besides you and the cuckwi, oh and btw your gay slang is never catching on.
>>157768968Based.
>>157769037I kneel coastGODS
>>157768999Not my problem
>jesterguildNobody has ever called it that except for you
>>157768973Is the /AFC/ back?Lamar Jackson, Derrick Henry and Zay Flowers after Week 1:Lamar - 5th in passingHenry - 3rd in rushingZay - 2nd in receiving
>>157769059Don't you understand? The NFL is le heckin knights of the round table! The coasties are KNIGHTS. and that makes them COOL haha JESTERS.
>>157769063Lamar is the regular season king. The James Harden of the NFL.
>>157769063The Ravens are an unironic superteam. The only question that remains is whether or not Lamar can not choke in the playoffs.
>>157769070Touch salt water and get a clue mongrel
>>157769070they're clowns and there's a group of themjester guild sounds funnier than clown guildthe worst division in football by far yet they post like they're the patriots under bradyi suppose clown car division also works
>>157769040Too badYou'll get Chiefs-Eagles and you'll like it
My Breeders :)
Tel Aviv Patriots
>>157769086>a single coastGOD team had almost twice the success of an entire flyover division in the last 25 years>didn't even spend his entire carreer there, would have been over twice as much if he stayed this is nuts
>>157769086>Bucs have 2 rings>behind one ring Colts and PackersDumb chart
My quarterback Matt Sattford, would never make this throw.
almost morning time in new zealand
Reddit thinks Watson should be executed because he forced a couple hoes to give him handjobs.
>>1577691144chan thinks Watson should be executed cause he's black
>>157769100>Kraft actually runs an anti semitism data center out of Gillette stadium
>>157769119I think he should be executed because he is a nigger. You and I are not the same.
>>157769120Does it work?
>>157769119I was literally going to add to the end of my post: both sites are two sides of the same coin but at least 4chan doesn't pretend it's morally better in anyway.
I just found that nasty little goblin Kyler Murray hiding inside my trash can.
>>157768721Anytime he wants he can pull a Belichick and coach anOSU for untold amounts of money. If you are established in Ohio it's like being football blueblood. Even if you suck you will get work.
>>157769131>Implying you'll ever know
>>157769119i think he's a hero for grifting all that money from the browns. i also canonize dangeruss for similar reasons.
>>157769148based
>>157769102A yes, the New England coast, where Taylor Swift and her husband of 75 days, Travis Kelce, have one of their many fine mansions
>>157769094I forgot about the eaglesnot seeing anyone seethe about them this week for some reason
>>157769171Because they barely won against the Commies.
Dalton Kincaid will be a top 3 receiving TE this season.
>>157768631cry about it
Jalen Coker will win OPOYFuck you
there's alota strange white knighting goin on for sluts lately pretty sure those ladies chose to get aboard the ss Watson tugboat
>18/23 245yd 4TD 150.6 RTGmy jaggies :)
Name one language more offensive to the human ear than Vietnamese.
>>157769165houses like this are so gay and performative. Guarantee you 85% of that house goes completely unused.
>>157769203Ebin, my good friend! You sure showed those hussies xD
>>157769213Mandarin Chinese is one of the most hideous languages you will ever Hindi is also gross.
Can you name a quarterback with more aura?
>>157769228Actually no, Mandarin sounds much smoother and more graceful than Vietnamese. Japanese is the best sounding of the Asian languages, followed by Korean, then Mandarin, and Vietnamese at the bottom.
>>157769241>Mandarin>Smooth >Graceful Pick one and only one of these.
>>157769213>>157769228>>157769241You people are retarded. Those languages sound bad to you because you didn't grow up hearing them. There's no universal objective ranking of language aesthetics.
>>157769214The main thing she has it for is her 4th of July parties. New England is a good place to be for the 4th as that's were it all went down. The pool house here is down the hill on the side of the mansion. I'm sure there are other times of the year to use it like when the fall colors are at the peak
>>157769252Seething brown hands typed this post.
>>157769252nah im with anon, vietnamese objectively sounds retarded
>>157769226congrats on being the biggest faggot known to man. "ebin" indeed.
O/U 80 pts tomorrow night?
broncos are gonna pay bo nix 55 million dollars a year to throw screens and fumble
I think we're getting ai responses in here
>"59 points doesn't mean anything. We haven't scored any points this week."
Projected stats after week 1 are funny
Green Gay is getting a dome stadium hahaha
Chicago's moving to Indiana hahaha
Titans are still dogshit hahahah
Joe Bussy injured his shoulder
my gary bearies :)
>>157769307My receivers in Retro Bowl have stats like this
>>157769295For 8 years, Saints had an undrafted RB that was good for screen passes by the name of Pierre Thomas so I guess Sean is addicted to having him
>>157769307Yeah someone plays a good game "oh ma gad hes projected to break records!!"
>>157769318Already?
When your team has a high power defense, defense games are kino
>ranked 28th in points allowed and wants to talklol
speaking of bussy, you ever slip on one and fall down?
>>157769329>Bengals QB Joe Burrow didn’t really throw the ball during the open portion of practice. Rest of the QBs went through the normal routine.yep
>>157769252French sounds cool af same with Italian. Vietnamese not so much and I've been to Vietnam 3 times
>Colts are shit>Pacers are shit>Blackhawks are shit>White Sox might make the playoffs thanks to the AL Central being perpetually terrible but will get swept in the first round>Purdue is shit>IU just won a natty in FOOTBALLYeah I think I’ll kill myself.
>>157769361Right, to your ears. But for people that grew up acclimating to a different set of sounds, that wouldn't be true. It's fine, I'm glad you like French and Italian, go for it.
>>157769213Hebrew and Arabic are just guttural sounds and spitting.
>>157769326I loved Pierre. Our RB tandems while Sean Payton was the coach were so balanced.
>post a gayleb>they post a johnson in responsenoticing
>>157768076Bussy
>>157769365>Saints might win the division>LSU is probably gonna win 10 games>Spurs are going to own the Western Conference againI'm feeling pretty nice after being down for a few years
>>157769388I figured Louisiana was rockets territory for the NBA, I guess not
>>157769388>bandwagoning the spurms
>>157769388>Aints>winning the divisionEL OH EL
>>157769404I've been a fan for like 20 years at this point. It would be wrong to just quit my fandom, not that I was ever going to.
>>157769382this is his 1988 Jordan season btw
>>157769409>lost to a dogshit Saints team TWICE last season>almost beat the Rams twiceI have no idea what the make of the Panturds
>>157769416don't reply to spammy
>>157769416seachickens are the bad boy pistons
>>157769228Eunuch hands typed this post, why do you fear the Mandate of Heaven?
>>157769213>>157769228>>157769241If you hate "bok chock" more than "sheeee jingtang qui gao" you'll rank Vietnamese worse than Mandarin, but personally I hate Chinese worse.
Reminder manti te'os girlfriend sexually assaulted him
>>157769430God I wish that was me
are these posted online as just images or is it just the youtube video?
>everyone makes fun of green gay and rodgers for being gay for 2 decades>nobody ever gets mad, green gay fans just take it in stride>everyone makes fun of gayleb for being gay for 1 year>burrsfags have a meltie constantlyWhy?
>>157769424begone bugman
>>157769418Bryce has the clutch gene but he lacks basically every physical skillset to be elite. Put Bryce in Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson's body and he'd have already won multiple owls
>>157769440rodgers is whitecaleb is black
>>157769418Nobody doesThats the fun
>>157768112Actual coping
Last 10 MVPs no QBs>2016 Ezekiel Elliot Zeke was a rookie this year. He just came on the scene and completely dominated. He ran for 1600 yards and 15 TDs and the cowboys went 13-3. >2017 Todd GurleyAlmost 2100 yards from scrimmage. 19 TDs. OPTY. Rams went 11-5 and had the best offense in the league and Todd Gurley was a massive part of that >2018 Aaron Donald Unanimous DPTY. Lead the league in sacks with 20.5. Also lead the league in tackles for a loss with 25 and the Rams went 13-3>2019 Stephon Gilmore This really was one of the greatest seasons for a CB ever. Hence why he won DPTY. Gilmore lead the league in interceptions, pass deflecions, had 2 pick 6s, and the patriots had the best defense in the league. >2020 Derrick Henry Henry won OPTY. Rushed for over 2000 yards and 17 TDs. He literally was the titans offense and carried them to 11-5. >2021 Cooper Kupp This is one of the greatest recieving seasons ever. Won OPTY and the triple crown. Almost broke megatrons record. And he won the superbowl. >2022 Justin Jefferson You can make a strong case for Nick Bosa here but I just think Jefferson was more important to the vikings wining. The vikings went 13-4. Jefferson put up over 1800 yards and 8 TDs. >2023 Chriatian Mccaffrey He won OPTY. Put up over 2000 yards from scrimmage. 21 TDs. And he was the guy who made the 49ers super bowl contenders. The offense ran through him and thats what an MVP does >2024 Saquon Barkley This was an easy one. Saqon was the OPTY. Had over 2000 yards and 15 TDs. And obviously the eagles won the super bowl and saquon was the main reason why that was possible. >2025 Chriatian McCaffrey I think this might be CMCs most valuable season ever. It wasnt his most efficient or most explosive but think about the value he provided to this team. Even with a fluctuating QB situation and a million injuries on both sides of the ball the 49ers still went 12-5 because CMC was healthy. 2100 yards from scrimmage and 17 TDs
>>157769438Grossi and Perna backing each other up for the Gnats is actually pretty surprisingHowever nothing will be as funny in any of these as Perna's 33-0 prediction and I hope he doubles down for the rematch
>>157769445你他媽的說了甚麼,你這個小混帳?我跟你講,我是我海豹部隊訓練班最頂的學員,而我對阿爾蓋達上執行了不少的秘密行動了,而我殺了超過三百個人。我十分熟悉猩猩類戰爭,而我是整個美國軍隊最神的狙擊手。你對我來說只是下一個目標。我會用地球之前總沒見過的準確度給你把幹掉,你就等著看吧。你認為你可以透過網路將這種話嗎?才怪,死智障。當我們剛才在講話的時候,我已經通知了我在美國布置的間諜系統了,而你的IP位置已在我手中了,所以你先準備一下吧,混帳。颱風快來了,而這個颱風會完全摧毀你沒用的一生。你死定了,小屁孩。我隨時都在,而我可以用超過七百種方法來殺死你,而這七百種都只需要用手而已。我不只有空手道的訓練,我還可以用美國海軍陸戰隊的軍庫來把你完全摧毀掉,你這個沒用的廢物。假如你之前知道你講這個這句那麼「幽默」的話你會有甚麼下場,你可能會猶豫了一下。可是你沒有,所以你現在就死定了,智障。我會在你身上拉出整世界的憤怒,而你會在這憤怒中窒息。你死定了,小屁孩。
>>157769440Because everyone knows that the Rodgers stuff was just memes, and that he actually really likes women. Caleb is a unrepentant zesty gay nigger, and there is no defense again these very factual claims.
>>157769438For next Monday Nite Football:Rams House better hold up against the NYG invasion bc then they @DEN (Sun Nite Football), @PHI, vs BUF (Mon Nite Football)
>>157769440Rodgers gets a pass now because he says thinks brainless podcast-listening retards say, flyovers were quite offended on his behalf before then.
>>157769480>@DENeasy W for the Rams
>>157768380Williams is black and gay, even an average season will result in an MVP
>>157769440>in closet, white>out of closet, blackalso the bears first decent qb this millennium (in history?) will be a black manthat wears heavily upon the 4chan user
How often do you think nfl players jerkoff and what impact does it have in performance? According to the science, mens testosterone peaks 4 days after ejaculation. Should teams not have designated goon days to get extra juice out of players on Sunday?
>>157769476No he's not
>>157769492my sides
is that a rodgers induced meltie i'm seeing?
>>157769473>>157769424Didn't President Pooh-bear have a stroke after eating some bad curry? Honestly it's probably why CONFIRMED Chinese psy-op team The Los Angeles Rammies lost so badly, as the incapacitated leader was unable to deliver the correct instructions to CCP plant McGutteroil.
>>157769440But yeah on here there are no Bears fans. They are all on one of their many messages boards out there devoted to the Bears tho
>>157769492caleb williams is deconstructing what it means to be a man in the NFL
>>157769467Whatever happened to Gurley? He was great on his rookie contract
>can't catch this bussy
16 years since the bears beat a team from another division in the playoffs
>>157769510what if i told you the electrical grid has been compromised for years and special signals emanate from a benign appearing electrical substation. these have merely been tests of the system.
Herbert was good actually
>>157769546That's not true... it's impossible!
>>157769549Jordan Love is cold
>>157769549>lose to the tardinals>gooderm
>>157769525blew out his knee right before the playoffs. He and the Rams hid the injury and tried to play through it, all they accomplished was turning his tendons to sawdust. He was not even close to the same guy after he tried to come back from that.
>>157769557>grade super high>win rate under 50%How does that make any sense for the Pants?
>watakana susumu mushi mushi Japanese is hardcoded to sound pleasant to all cultures imho.
>>157769549>Shit slurping Mutthomes down there with Pooper FlushPoetry, innit
There's gonna be big shuffles this offseasonHerbert to the Texans and Burrow to the Vikings at the very least
>>157769331Defensive games that are the product of quality defense are fun to watch, but less so when the product of dogshit offensive play
>>157769534And when they did that they lost the very next game to the Packers (Mike McCarthy/Rodgers)
>>157769570Its 2 different firms doing the grading ESPN and PFF, It show if there is any difference in how they grade
>>157769549>Cooper Rush>Cam Ward>Drew Lock>Danny DimesMahomes is in ELITE company here
compaing michael jordan to the zest machine known as caleb is beyond disrespectful. Caleb is Bob Love right now at best
>>157769571japanese has the least number of phonetic sounds of a major language, part of what makes it hard is that everything sounds similar and as such everything is a meta pun
>>157769549What is catch %? It's not the standard catches/attempts since it has Herbert above 75% even though he was 17/27
>/nfl/ if NFCN posters were all shadowbanned and could only see each others posts
>rare kino matchup on TNF
Kelce got tricked by an Indian scammer lmao
>>157769549I love how we got the two worst QBs in football for the first Monday Night Football
Robert Kraft might be reading yall posts right now.
Okay commies, Perna believes in you
>>157769570Good question. Im guessing that its any of-bias by graders-difference in methodology (eg qb holds on to ball for a long time, plays develop slowly)
>>157769628Hey sexy ;)
>>157769628No. I got the Chinese posters above to distract him with a handjob.
>>157769614Crazy how 2 weeks ago it would have been a snoozer.
>>157769575>dallas had a worse defense than the panthersLol
>>157769600>best arm talent >fastest QB>plays within his OC's great scheme>rarely turns the ball over>durable, never missed a game despite rookie year beatdown>clutchit's happening
Petition to move all Chiefs-related discussion to a new general, /kcc/Thoughts?
>>157769628My posts? Really? Do you think I could get a job informi- I mean fighting anti-semitism?
>>157769656>no defensethere's a reason you're 5/6th in power rankings lil bro
>>157769648Deshaun just burst in with peanut oil and now the whole plan is falling apart.
>>157769664Jordan didn't win the title in '88Da Bears need an elite DL addition
>>157769628His AI system is reading every post on the Internet. I assume he's handing all the anti-Jew people over to Trump's Gestapo
>>157769683yeah the bears might be scary if they had a defensetoo bad this isn't that year
Glass canon Joe injured again.
My hopes for this season have the chance to be completely obliterated very soon.
>>157769745Not really? Losing to the Ravens doesn't mean much
>>157769628handjobs are super underrated
>>157769733And there it is.
The Packers have a very winnable next three games against the Jets, Falcons and Bucs. What are the chances they look past the Jets and drop to 0-2?
>>157769764They'll be 1-3
>>157769764I think the Jets are unironically going to kick the shit out of them. Their defense is different with Bailey and TSweat and Demario Davis. Packers can't run the ball without Jacobs and Bailey will be hunting on 3rd and long.
>>157769769mikwab parshits might as well not even come back this season
>>157769733>>157769318>>157768999YESSS
>>157769764it's green gays time to be shit, and the NFL is mad about josh jacobs so reffies will (continue) to be against them
>>157769575where do you pluck these charts from?
>>157769815X
>>157769815bottom right corner
bengals have the texans, steelers, and then jaguars over the next 3 games. 0-3 for joe bussy
>>157769213German is objectively the most beautiful languge ever
>>157769847Two hunters meet. Both are dead.
>>157769847icht. nichten lichten
>Tyreek Hill to Chiefs is gaining steam entering Week 2You do know what's coming right....
>>1577698451-2 at worst
>>1577696382 more days until the Commanders board their plane to the slaughterhouse. Start thinking about what they want for their last meal, spend time with their families, getting their affairs in order. Fare thee well! To Valhalla!
>>157769759YES IT FUCKING DOES. THATS MEANS MY TEAM STARTED THE SEASON OFF 0-2. MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING TAKE IT. I'M GOING TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE.
>>157769854Jej>>157769855Doch
>>157769847based syllable enjoyer
>>157769845Wouldn’t that be crazy if they light up the Texans like the Bills did? I saw a Mike Mackelvie video a while back that said defensive performance is less consistent than offensive both game to game and year to year.
>>157769867steelers always find a way to win against cincinnati
>>157769902not talking about the steelers specifically. the bengals are good enough of a team to win at least one of those games
why does reddit seemingly want Deshaun Watson to serve a life sentence in prison? The discourse around him is worse than Vick. what did he do that was irredeemably bad?
>>157769925Insufficiently servile male heterosexuality
>>157769925Performative outrage to appear feminist
>>157768112This site if full of closeted gay men, aka chuds.
>>157769252brother mandarin is literally caveman speak in chinese, shut the fuck up about ''aesthetics'' lmfao
>>157769613NFCN on the bottom
>darnold out week 2Hmmmm
>>157769925>be rich superstar>think you can manipulate people into giving sexual favors>find out the hard way when people find this disturbing
>>157769983>started 2-0 last season>ended 3-14Don't get too excited anon
>>157768364I just stood up, screamed, spun around in a circle then called for my mom: it's tendies time to celebrate
>>157768404They all might be picking in the top 10 next draft too, funny.
>>157769986>asking for something is manipulating peopleIt’s the way zoomers and Gen Alpha think they’re victims of their own paranoid overreactions to everything that really gets me
>Bengals QB Joe Burrow told reporters he is dealing with bussy tightness and didn’t practice today. He got plenty of mental reps and expects to play Sunday.
>>157769615
Tyreek Hill to Chiefs is gaining steam entering Week 2
>>157769994Trust me I know to not get excited. I still except a possible bootyblasting
>>157770036How much did he lose?
>>157769615>>157770036>A 2021 Forbes article states Kelce was an investor in a fund created by Swiftarc, which the defendant, Sid Jawahar, co-founded.Kelce was thinkin about Swift for 2 years before shooting his shot
>>157770016If a dude you're massaging whips his dick out and then proceeds to continuously try to goad you into jerking him off, that's objectively creepy as shit. Now imagine you're a woman who can easily be overpowered by a professional athlete, that shit will leave mental scars. Watson could have just went to happy ending place but he deliberately did this to women who didn't offer those services so he clearly got a rise out of it.
>>157770042>Chiefs sign another geriatric What could possibly go wrong
>>157770058>Kelce started his swift arc 2 years before dating Taylor Swiftmore proof this is a simulation
>>157770054Don’t know, and there are multiple victims
berds
>>157770061Case in point. I bet you actually think my post “forced” you to get this mad
What happened to Arch?
Ninerbros
>>157769983>>157770043You're not getting BUSTin BUSTbert again, you're getting THE Horse Cock Lock, upgraded 2.0, with a full week of reps with the starters. Possibly Emmanwori is back too.
>his team name isn't even unique across american sportsyikes
>>157770061>massage parlors would find handy requests unusualGod you kids are so fucking sheltered man
>bussy tightnessEvery since that guy posted about eating the 8 hot pockets and they told him he's going to destroy his anus and get colon cancer I've been noticing my bussy has been very tight and sore ever since I shit out that thing of deli meat I ate in the early morning yesterday
>>157769925there's a comment saying he should get 'worse' than prison. whatever that means. I unironically think it's because he's black.
>>157770098More like forced me to realize you're incredibly dumb
>>157769440>societal attitudes towards sexual minorities are different in 2026 than they were in 2016Wow, that's crazy
>>157768620It always seems like people who give up on their personal lives always exceed at their professional ones.
>>157770119You have a severe lack of reading comprehension
>>157770111Its ogre bros. They just broke their crown jewel. Now they are stuck with two WRs in their 30s
>>157769467Zeke Elliot was never good. He was always a volume/O-line babby
>>157770151That would still fall under the point, lol
>>157770111But wait, there's more
>>157769575>1 gameThey all played different opponents though. What use is this?
>>157770111>>157770172it's time for someone to investigate what's going on with this team
>>157770165Mike Evans looked downright rejuvenated
>>157770177heh
>>157770167Nah Zeke was great when he was young. Great vision, quickness, and ability to break tackles.
back to the bottle
Chiefs will bring back Tyreek and make the OwlBears will add Crosby at the DL tho and crush themPassing of the torch into the Caleb era
>>157770204is that not Shia LaBeouf
>>157770111>>157770172>it's realHoly KWAB, the odds of my Seahawkies repeating after the Nanners heroically stomped on the Rams have skyrocketed.
>>157770200His only exceptional skill was he consistently fell forwards when tackled (which tbf is definitely a good skill). Other than that, he just got what his elite O-line gave him, and at a fairly middling rate per carry.
>>157770205What do the bears have to offer for Mr wiggermaxxer?
>chiefs steal the narrative>bump them further down in power rankings>burrsfags start seething at the only good flyover teamkek
>>157769871I’m about to FEAST on the cowboys. They gonna pay for my meal getting worked on runs AND passes. Ooweeee
How much will the genny seethe when the superbowl is jags bills? (another east vs west battle)
>>157770200he had great physical talent but his vision was mediocre and he was injury prone. He ran like a retard and it greatly shortened his career and diminished his talent. Dude peaked in the his rookie year which is shameful with how great the cowboys line was for a while
>>157770235Bill’s going to blow it for you
>>157770228>comes here exclusively to sniff bear fartsobsessed
>>157770252that sure would be a crazy super bowl matchup
why do people rank herbert higher than purdy when purdy is just a better player all around? draft capital is overrated. herbert is NOT him.
Being an unironic Browns fan must be like watching this movie every season
Jets still don't have a pick btw
>>157770214An ass injury? Nobody guess that. Everyonw was thinking knee or hip, even the sports doctors who looked at the filmWho was the last NFL player before Darnold to get their ass injured?
>>157770252I would be shocked and enraged.
>>157770295Mark Sanchez
>>157770252Kek based retard (x2)>>157770280People in general put way too much emphasis on physical attributes when it comes to QB play and discount things like reaction time, vision and decisionmaking.
>>157770252never in a million years that could happen
>>157770295Sanchez’s center
>half of his division hasn't EVER won a superbowl>all but one team in his division hasn't won a superbowl in over 40 years, since the cold war was ongoing and reagan was in office>not a single team in his division has won a superbowl in the last 15 years>they all collapse spectacularly when they play out of division teams in the playoffs, even getting new wikipedia articles made for them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Doink
>>157770295I think I know what’s going on with Sam based on an injury I had a couple years ago. What I actually did was pull or slightly tear something right where the lower back meets the outer hip and the muscles around there would spasm/contract and hit the sciatic nerve. It hurt sooooo bad when it first happened that even a few days later I’d turn the wrong way and collapse on the floor in horrible pain. Eventually it healed but it’s in such an awkward spot no one could tell me what exactly had happened for quite some time.
>>157770305florida is spiritually west coast because it's full of hispanics o algo
>>157770314Every single team in >my division has won at least 2 owls.
>>157770314
>>157770295I'm pretty sure it was a hip injury
>>157770324more like NFC Beast
kek i knew getting knocked down to 6th in power rankings by the chiefs got under their skin
>>157770261he got 63 against the Eagles line...im thinking he goes 80+ here
>top of Nick's tiers
So we all know the NFC north is the least respectable division in football, but who is the most respectable one right now?In the NFC i'd give it to the West, the AFC is harder to choose
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T MY TEAM JUST BE GOOD ALREADY? I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
>>157770338That’s fair. I hope you win
have we all turned the other cheek yet and forgiven /ourkiwi/ for his mistakes?i, speaking for all american citizens, forgive you kiwi. now its time for us all to move on.
>>157770357It’s your fault for not being a stud quarterback or coach
>>157770352>chefs>vibes couldn't be higher??????
Look what I found, this is a good omen for the bills
>>157770352>allow 37 points>ideal week 1Lmao
>>157770398it's 2026, you don't need a defense to win games chud
>>157770392Female mantis will sometimes eat the head off a male mantis when they're mating
>>157770352I think if you're the 4th or 5th best team in your conference (as the chart seems to say) then you're more than just happy to be 1-0. But whatever, this slop is just bait anyway.
Spanish is the ugliest European language. Russian is the most beautiful language in the world.
>>157770412I prefer the slop tiers with the “cannons” entry
>>157770407@grok is this true?
>>157770356It's the AFC East because they're not just a one team divvy like the AFC west
>>157770357Hol' up....
>>157770409Sexual cannibalism is actually rather uncommon among the creatures most known for it, spiders and mantids.
>>157770418Well, at least you know he won’t cut into the coke supply >>157770428>>157770356AFCN this season
>>157770392It's now blessing my garden
>>157770428>AFCE>not just a one team divisionlol wut
>>157770392Love these niggas.
>>1577704522 team division is 100% more teams than a 1 team division
>>157770445
>>157770418>mfw smoothskins think they're winning the owl
>>157770471Don't know why it keeps posting sideways pics
Must Destroy the Chiefs
Biggest upsets this week>Jets beat the Packet an ANOTHER fourth quarter comeback after trailing>Commanders beat the Cowboys, fight breaks out on field at least twice>Giants beat the Rams. Boring game though.
>So across both conferences, using playoff performance from 2016–2025:>NFC: West > East > South > North>AFC: West ≈ East > South > Northnorfbros...soufbros...
>Russian is the most beautiful langu-ACKhttps://youtu.be/58vgdhXmEWU
>>157770489at this point beating green gay isn't an upsetsame with dem sois
>>157770407Last 4 owls were won by defense first teams and that's just cause I don't remember if the Rams were a defense first team or not. Could be last 5
>>157770489>>Commanders beat the Cowboys>upsetWE are clearly the better team and the only reason people say otherwise is pre-season media narratives
>>157768285It's a tie between Bo Nix and Drake Maye
>>157770498Latitude Chads, we’re crushing the Longitude virgins
>>157770392Look what I found
The commandskins beating the cowgoys wouldn’t be an upset. They’re equivalently matched.
>>157770516They were pretty balanced, same with the eagles
Are the chiefs literally the only good flyover team out of, what, a dozen?
>>157770614They're not even good
>>157770617>>157770617New
>>157770627>>157770627>>157770627New
>>157770614>chiefs >good Don't flatter yourself
>>157770614>Chiefs>goodDonkeys are just ass. They're going 1-3 against the NFCW at best
>>157770629>>157770633nice job retards
>>157770463Correct but they don't have 2 teams is the thing
>>157770489The 'ders beating the shitboys wouldn't be an upset
>>157769575I was extremely spoiled by the 00s Colts, and then Luck masking just how terrible the rosters were for most of the 2010s. What a clown show.
