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This weekend's Premier League fixtures:
>Saturday 12th September
AFC Bournemouth 2-2 Brentford
Aston Villa 1-2 Nottingham Forest
Chelsea 2-2 Hull City
Crystal Palace 2-3 Ipswich Town
Liverpool 0-0 Fulham
Tottenham Hotspur 0-0 Everton
Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal

>Sunday 13th September
Coventry City 0-5 Brighton & Hove Albion
Manchester United 0-1 Manchester City

>Monday 14th September
20:00: Leeds United v Newcastle United (Sky Sports)

previous thread >>157714289
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Post your favorite/epl/ anime girls
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who is the best indian baller
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League Cup Draw
>Fleetwood Town vs Arsenal
Lol. Fleetwood cheered lmao. Huge pay day.
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>>157771716
rodrygo
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>Fleetwood v Arsenal
>Manchester City/Norwich City v Brighton (So, City)
>Everton v Newcastle United
>Sunderland v Brentford
>Liverpool v Chelsea (THE RIGGED BIG GAME)
>Bradford City v Peterborough
>Fulham v Crystal Palace
>Bournemouth v Aston Villa
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>>157771761
cheating arsenal scum
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>>157771761
>>Fleetwood v Arsenal
kino
>>Liverpool v Chelsea (THE RIGGED BIG GAME)
Iraola vs Xabi kino
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>>157771782
Trey Nyoni is gonna boss Chelsea’s midfield
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>>157771774
Salty spuds fan
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>>157771774
kek they got drawn second in the midst of all the other numerous balls, lil bro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nh3MC33WU8

kekaroo

>>157771761
whichever spanish manager loses that game is fraudulent confirmed.
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>>157771761
>Liverpool vs Alonso
They really couldn't help themselves, could they?
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>two 'le narrative' riggi draws
>first is Fleetwood vs Arse (see pic)
>second is Liverpool vs Xabi
lol.
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>>157771806
ITS EMBARRASSIN
WALLAHI BRO
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>>157771687
the disgusting P won't like this slander.
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someone post we dont like your kind here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHTBQyDKoA

OH NYO
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mantroony jig
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>>157771941
you're the same skin and religion as them
>>157772041
kek
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>Sasneed saying that United being dumb doing load management in September when they have 'three games a week later'
really? you only get 3 games a week if you have to do FA Cup and League Cup. Latter is gone so....
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>>157772201
FA Cup. League Cup and Europe I mean. So you'll be doing 2 games at best (CL + PL) and if you get to the last few rounds of FA Cup, you might do 3 games once or twice.
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Brighton are going to BATTER Assana at the weekend if they can beat Man U A with their B/C lmao. Mitoma is going to absolutely RAPE Arselol who have no RB (le cheeky Rice at RB xDDD?? DAE????) and in full confidence mode knowing Assana consneeded twice to Ipshit and Chadton came from 2-0 down at OT, breaking records and winning.
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united just ain't built for 3 games every week
they still lost against 10 men when they were playing 1 game every 3 weeks
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aw is seething about shiteton and hove Albion for some reason so I'm going to post the jig
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>>157772226
>Mitoma
>fit
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did united buy an injured baleba
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not a fan of the aw darnce (i hate (white) club skets that say they're in the darnce)
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>>157772296
Yes? Didn't you know that? Won't be back until October and that's presuming he goes straight in and doesn't need conditioning in U21 and shit.
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>no only I can hate Arsenal, everybody else who hates Arsenal is actually my boogeyman headfriend!!!!!!!!!!!
>i'm not SCHIZO YOU'RE SCHIZO!!!!!!!!
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>>157772309
why would they do that lmao
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aw not having a good night is he
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>>157772337
the jig has broken him its a bit sad
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>>157772327
Nobody actually knows. The 'official' word (i.e, from client journos) was 'His injury is not that bad'. But this is the same club that cancelled the Ederson deal (£35m, not £75m) because of a 'failed medical'. Baleba literally failed his medical but they still dumped £75m on him. As for why would they do this and not go for Sano or that guy Chelsea wanted or that Villa guy... The answer is their DoF wanted Baleba for year and believe, unironically, if you buy from Brighton you immediately get a decent player. See Caicedo, White, Trossard etc etc.
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>>157772337
don't think he's a fan of the darnce (i hate (white) club skets that say they're in the darnce) either
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>darnce
>skets
what the fuck is this, i don't speak mong
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>>157772350
biggest possible nightmare of your big new signing getting injured straight away and they live that life through choice
mental
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"Darnce" is what women that go to "raves" aka festivals and garage/DnB/bassline events say.
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dave got bullied out of EPL by ABUGod kek
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>>157772381
Some believe they bought Santos because Ederson deal failed and nobody wanted Santos.
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>>157772409
Wayne Trooney broke him
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'dave' didn't leave, he just switched gimmicks.
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no Dave left he hasn't changed gimmicks that's just 190
dave always uses the same posting style and filenames even when he's not posting about Liverpool or United which is why it was easy to spot his threads during the world cup where he got bullied by all of /sp/
there is still another tranny in here with a british flag thoughbeit
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>OFFICIAL: Clearlake Capital confirm they acquire full control of Chelsea FC.
>“Chelsea Football Club today announced affiliates of Clearlake Capital Group, L.P. (“Clearlake”) will acquire the ownership interest of Todd Boehly.
>Clearlake will also acquire Mark Walter’s ownership interest and therefore acquire full control of the Club.
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Man United last won the league in 2013
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>>157772409
about time desu
maybe he got a job finally its been years
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>>157772296
if you buy an injured player it's like getting a new signing twice, first the excitement of the signing then the excitement a couple months later when you remember he exists as he makes his first 45 minute appearance for the reserves
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>>157772505
a year after the world ended
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>>157772502
What does this actually mean?
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>>157772533
WAKE UP ANON YOU MUST WAKE UP WE'RE TRYING TO GET A MESSAGE TO YOU THROUGH YOUR SUB-CONSCIOUS YOU MUST WAKE UP YOU'RE IN A COMA WE MISS YOU PLEASE WAKE UP
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>>157772578
no more todd as chairman
dunno what it means beyond that
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Good win for Sunderland
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warra win dat wuz den redz
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>>157772502
Goodbye Boehly :'(
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>>157772578
>>157772676
It means we're finally not fucked and hamstrung any more. With the split there was power struggles and arguments between Todd Boehly and Clearlake's co-founders, Behdad Eghbali and Jose E. Feliciano. This is important because there was internal 'strife' over how the club should be run, now it will be run under a strict private equity framework which means the club will go full moneyball, where there was a split between the mix of beliefs. So gonna be all about data-driven, youth centric and multi-club structure shit.

BUT the most important thing which will cement as Kings of London will be the new stadium. The strife internally was between upgrade Stamford Bridge OR rebuilding it OR building a new one. So now with Clearlake we can finally go into whatever one they decide. With a 80,000 seater stadium we'll be raking it in, do what Spurs did and it's even more and we can spend so much more without people crying and shitting and farting and cumming their pants going
>WEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH HOW CAN THEY AFFORD IT :((((((( NOT FAIR CHEATERS CHEATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Then we'll BATTER clubs and start looking at taking the CL amount of Liverpoop.
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>>157772765
>80k seater stadium
Don't they have to make deals with the fans who own the stadium??
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>>157772802
If we build a new one or knock down the entire thing and rebuild it in same spot with modern techniques and design to fit more seats and stuff in, we could easily get 80k. Assana want to expand their shitehole to 70k and wanted 80k from the get go but got cucked due to the transport authority going 'we won't unless you expand the station'.
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>>157772765
This sounds like a massive disaster waiting to happen, anon
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>>157772844
Spurs are shit. Yet they are massively profitable due to their stadium and all the shit they attached to it. If we can do that and we clearly have owners willing to spend to help the team, then them building an 80k seater stadium with cinemas and go-kart tracks and hotels and bars and restaurants and concert halls and signing NFL game hosting every season and then a big fuck huge sponsor on the stadium itself and we suddenly double our revenue, if not more. This allows us to spend more without people screaming and forgetting we've sold £1.5bn and spent £2bn. Or whatever it is, I don't care, I'm not a number nonce.

But the club having multiple owners arguing over the vision of the club means you get stalemate and nothing happens. Those 3 years they've been here could have been spent getting plans and land deals and surveys and shit done if there was a vision on 'We're building a new stadium, end of'.

Now we finally can decide on whether we're upgrading it, knocking it down and rebuilding the entire thing with modern techniques or finding a new site and building a new one there. Personally I am torn, but if building a new one means we make £200m more every year versus £100m, I'd rather we do that. It' dmake my Stamford Bridge memories all the sweeter, knowing I was there.
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I will miss TBoehlz posting
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>>157772893
I think what Chelsea have always been missing are owners willing to spend.
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>>157772943
Willing to spend within the new cucked spending system. We didn't need to care about the stadium and shit under Roman because we just spent what we wanted, fuck everybody else. But now we have to care and since stadium + training + youth and women don't count for PSR/SCR rules, the best way to improve our spending ability is to improve our income and the easiest way to do that is double our stadium capacity and attach stuff to the club.
>b-b-but you just sold the women's team to yourself at an inflated price!!!!
And? Who cares, nobody stopped us. But now they have no excuse to not do this since they have full ownership.
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>>157772893
wouldnt get too excited yet its a nightmare to build anything in london
it took 10 years from submitting applications in 2009 to having a stadium in 2019 for tottenham
you could be looking at 2030 for chels
also the cost of construction has gone up massively since then they reckon the spurs stadium would cost more than 2b today instead of the 1b back then, an 80k one surely has to be 2.5-3b
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>>157773004
2040*
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Don't know who won between Leeds and Chelsea, but at HT so far they've been mogging Chelsea so hard
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>>157773071
Never mind, what a mess and what a shitty gk.
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>>157773282
So what's your diagnosis of the Manure disasterclass?
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>>157773319
didnt watch ofc because it's weekday and it was late at night, i did peek a bit when it was 2-2 and i just thought yeah they're gonna concede and they did
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>raphinha has had 9 goals in 6 la liga games
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Neighbor kid thinks I look like Harry Kane and calls me that every time he sees me now.
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>>157773431
Are you a mouth-breather?
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>>157773469
I don't think so. I do have a similarly big head and shitty hair.
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>>157772765
look at this rentboy yapping
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>>157773497
diffusebros....
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Why did nobody get him in the summer
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How did Ederson fail a medical but Eriksen with heart problems passed one?
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United fans wanted Baleba
He didn't sign for them
They called him shit anyway all season
They signed Baleba
They think he's their saviour
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>>157774198
>Eriksen
Who did they replace him with btw?
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>>157774268
the uruguayan casemiro, ugarte
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Roberto De Zerbi is perhaps the most interesting case because he produces fast progression from slow buildup. He invites the opponent toward his goalkeeper and centre-backs, creates artificial pressure, breaks that first press, and then suddenly the entire attack accelerates. It's almost:
slow slow slow BANG.
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>>157774428
see arne slot
see maresca
see russell martin
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>>157774960
see league winner
see chelseas best manager in the last decade
see well okay yeah that one is a good point
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I can't help noticing everyone has drawn Premier League opposition in the next round of the cup except Arsenal who take on the mighty Fleetwood Town
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Fleetwood town is a good team
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TBoehlz sold Chelsea
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>>157775980
>boehlingz when they signed henderson & welbeck
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brighton looked excellent yesterday, but hard to say how much of it was because manutd had no sense of urgency and gave them time and space for countless passes and tricks
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>>157773324
Only change should be Spurs sliding down
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Man shited are truly crap mate
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>>157776187
United and Chelsea always make Brighton look like prime Barcelona
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>mckenna talks
all of ole's backroom staffs kekkk they've completely lost the plot might as well bring ole back at this point
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>>157776270
it's too soon to give up on carrick when they gave amorim almost whole full season just to have a back-to-back win, all he needs to do is bench rashford's ass
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the way i see it manchester united losing the manchester derby at home to 10-men city should have lit an almighty fire under their ass for the game against brighton, but everyone was going on about the VAR decision and the united players started believing the only reason they didn't beat city 3-0 was because of a VAR mistake and that made them grow complacent
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Carrick smhtbhwy
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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But Carrick won the Most Points Won Since Michael Carrick Was Appointed trophy?
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I'll tell you who's shit and that's Spurs
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Spurs and Man U yeah
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meanwhile crisis club everton who lost the transfer window are currently undefeated in the league and onto the next carabao cup round
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>>157776697
delusion-o-meter*
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>>157776697
Moyesey really needs to win a domestic trophy at some point
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ynr that dumb cunt that said Leeds fans are good
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>>157774244
They always do that. No matter who they sign he's world class. No matter who snubs them he's shit and they never wanted him anyway.
It's more bizarre when it's a player from the academy. They're world class as long as they're still at the club and the second they're sold they were always shit and they've robbed whoever they sold them too.
More bizarre again is when they buy some shitter no one else wanted, pat themselves on the back for overpaying for him because he's world class, then talk about robbing whoever they sold him to after selling him at a substantial loss.
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ynr that dumb fat cunt stevanage fan that reports you for posting a pic of him wearing his mums pearl necklace that he uploaded himself
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Feel empathy for Dave in these tough times, he has nothing else
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>>157776744
why should they be let in?
>bit chilly out here, reckon I'll stay in a hotel for free
go be homeless somewhere warm
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>>157776744
>men
Slovtroony came all the way to England to bum Dave? Homeless buttcrust?
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>>157776320
>i-it's rashford
meanwhile shaw is pre-ordering GTA 6 while being "injured" and collecting 200kpw dole
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>mfw a fat american was near me
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>>157775598
Stop noticing goy
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>>157776735
Went to Stevenage once. Sort of anyway, I had to change trains there. Looked like a grim place.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AN1dtC9H2c

hard truths
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>>157776764
Yep, hate the rashfart haters, except for being a dumb mong, he really has a lot going for him, great shot, good touch and ball control, good dribbling and decent crossing/passing. If defense, midfield and fans/ex players/pundits weren't such a nightmare, and presumably backroom staff so awful (at least they got rid of those horrible dinner ladies still making chip butties and gravy for the athlete's tea) manure would be beating your Brightons and Hulls by now
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>Transfield
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sorry mate no Dave here to samefag your post and give you 7 (You)s
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>>157776979
(You)
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>157776984
Oh (You) jammy trans bastard
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>>157776943
>he really has a lot going for him
I just see him cut inside and shoot to the far post, that's all he's done for over a decade now
I find it so hard to understand why he keeps getting game time
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https://x.com/Zak__J/status/2100269638680506700
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>>157776714
He has 11 manager of the month trophies. Mouyes only has 4
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>your reffing a match and this comes up to you
what do you do?
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>>157777001
he's crap nowadays no one's denying it, it's just that the alternatives are cumha and dorgu so you're stuck with rashford
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>>157777001
>cut inside and shoot to the far post
Some have had very successful careers doing that, helps not being surrounded by shit for teammates, but literally didn't look out of place at Barcelona, you know the are several weaker links, just the fact he actually gets past players and shots and crosses in makes him better than a lot of the rest, again if he wasn't a mong and made better decisions (absolutely coachable) he would be pretty great
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>>157777035
rashford is at least what most managers look for in a winger. sure hes no messi and youd like some extra bits but hes direct, quick, takes on his man and stays wide. thats all you need to do. mbuemo and cunha for example cannot do these things. i guess thats why they were bought for a 3 atm system where they didnt have to
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>>157777001
Black academy products from United are always the most hyped.
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>>157777057
what about januzaj
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>>157777057
Case in point:

>Ravel Ryan Morrison (born 2 February 1993) is a professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for UAE Second Division League club Arabian Falcons.
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>>157777045
>absolutely coachable
by who? he must have worked with a dozen top coaches by now and nobody can get him to look for a pass in the final third
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>>157777015
worthless
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>>157777052
mbeumo at the very least is a good crosser (shit at everything else though), cunha's the confusing one, too slow on the wings, not creative and silky enough as a 10 and not strong enough as a striker
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At least they didn't lose to a league two side this season.
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>>157777086
Cunha needs Bruno to leave really, so does Mount.
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i said it before, make cunha back playing LW again if carrick needs to start him. you can't start both him and rashford, one has to go to the bench.
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Who's the team for me, the sensitive young white male (44)
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>>157777138
support your local
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>>157777146
my local won their league last year :)
I went to one (1) match
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i watched my local back in 2005
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anime? more like really gay
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>>157777076
They should just break the bank and hire Kult-Kloppo, he'll do anything for money and if manure just add a couple of zeros to his contract, he'll forget all about those other reds
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>>157777138
You seem homosexual so I'd recommend Arsenal
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>>157777271
oh im no queer
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>>157777138
>tf
Tottenham
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>>157777290
You're queer? I'd recommend Arsenal
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Carrick failed as expected. It's why they only gave him a 2 year contract
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>>157777290
Tottenham have a huge flag installed in the corner of their pitch, present every single match, supporting LGBTQ+ rights so they're the ones for you.
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oh im no jew
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>>157777138
do you enjoy a jig?
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>>157776744
>Homeless men refused entry to Manchester hotel in sub-zero temperatures
Hotel across the street probably said "Get over here!"
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>>157777385
don't like the blacks no
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You did this to her.
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>>157777546
this is the gal that makes anonopoulous tzaziki in his shorts?
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>>157777546
She wasn't properly sozzled there, she was just tipsy. I've seen drunk Alice review games before and she couldn't even speak, here she was just fuming.
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Mental how Liverpool were thinking of selling Chadpo.
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>>157777777
Is within our grasp, /epl/chads.... /hoc/ or /cric/ will script it tho....
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>>157777616
ah that number, what could've been
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>>157777616
big cock /hoc/ does it the old fashioned way while little dick /cric/ does some funny business
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>>157777629
Mental how good he was at Dortmund. I don't believe United could have been the sole course of his drop-off.
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>Raphinha has been offered lucrative contracts by Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Al Hilal during ongoing negotiations for a new contract
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bro realized hes not in comfy München anymore :skullemoji:
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>Manchester United are willing to reach the valuation of €140 million (£119.9 million, $161.5 million) for Fermín López
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>>157777659
>Goretzka
The Great One?
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>>157777665
fer who?
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>>157777665
>120m for a lel liga shitter
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'av it
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>>157777616
claimed by /mlb/
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>>157777775
close only counts in horseshoes and slow dancing
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>>157777659
>hourglass battery
what was meant by this
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>>157777665
>5 match
>4 goals
>2 assists
WHOA... amazing player, definitly worth the price
Nah... who am i kidding? It's lel liga
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>>157777399
>*Hotel across the street turns into Scorpion in your path*
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Please football Gods, make United appoint Gareth Southgate as their next head coach for the following 10 months or so
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>>157777888
Media want this outcome because it will mean they will control Man United by proxy
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>>157777892
>oh will get a tune out of Rashie. He will score 25 premier league goals, you will see
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>>157777616
i got a get with a random post one time and lots of anons from other threads came to bully me for wasting it :(
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>>157776744
>turning away free biofuel
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Spurs shit football
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jig
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>>157777946
The club is just a front for the stadium.
Once they get relegated they'll be booted out of the stadium (taking their rainbow flag with them), probably have to ground-share with Wingate & Finchley.
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jigger
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>>157777916
That's happened to me in /epl/ before and I told them to get fricked
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>>157774153
Nobody bought Diogo Costa either, maybe theres something the coke signing directors do that makes them only sign up the most illogical fits for the squad possible while leaving players like this without a contract in hand.
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>>157778103
Costa at least has a hefty enough price tag for a keeper I can see why clubs would pass, although that doesn't explain why Chelsea didn't get him
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>>157777659
Absolutely grim
What's going on? Another BLM protest?
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>>157777636
He was always a lazy nig but at least he was a broke lazy nig, after signing with United he got too comfortable and went full giga ultra couch potato mode
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>>157777888
There's only one God buddy
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>>157778158
trvke.
if you do good he makes good things happen unto you
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>>157771687
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>>157778332
its not your demon nonce god mo'
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>>157778351
his is the same as yours
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>>157776187
Idk I'm not convinced, Gross carried them hard. Ngubu wonderkid is shit, Greek boy has good instincts but he's clumsy, O'Riley and Struik are garbage, Vuskovic is excellent tho.
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Is your team winning the premier league this season
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>>157778118
>protest
Don't use that term around here, it really (((them))) off
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>>157778402
Not really m8
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>>157778402
no
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>The Abrahamic God is the supreme, single creator of the universe shared by Judaism, Christianity and Islam
It's just a fact but mald all you want (and you will)
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>>157778629
False. God is Jesus. Jews and Islams do not believe this, therefore they do not believe in the same god as the true God. Same way there's no such thing as judeo-christian values.
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>>157778629
if you dont believe Jesus is God then its not the same God
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>>157778651
You believe he is also the Father who is also the god they worship so shut your bitch ass up
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>>157778657
>I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
couldnt be much more clear could it
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has anyone seen transchester?
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>>157778673
>the Father
the same god that "mo" worships
so shut the fuck up
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>>157778680
no they worship a nonce demon
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>>157778657
If you don't believe that Jesus is God then we don't believe in the same God. It's a simple fact.
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>>157778682
not a nice way to talk about Jesus' father and creator m8
>>157778685
You have a doctrinal dispute in the same religious branch
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>>157778691
False. You are not a smart man.
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>>157778691
its like saying the taiping heavenly kingdom was really led by the brother of jesus and its just another doctrinal branch
woke nonsense
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>>157778706
woke nonsense is believing in abrahamism to begin with
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>>157778713
t. worships literal child rapists
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PECKED BY THE SEAGULLS
YOU'RE GETTING PECKED BY THE SEAGULLS
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>>157778738
I don't worship Jesus though
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>>157778747
I know. That's why I said what I said.
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yeah my money is on norwich tonight
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>>157778779
it's time to witness the debut of...... Alan
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>>157778402
You reject the Trinity. Jehovah (from the Authorized Version not the cult) and Allah aren't the same and they don't have the same attributes at all.
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>>157778821
I'm not an Abrahamist. Abrahamists lie to themselves and everyone else about the nature of their fallen faith. I have no time for liars.
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>>157778832
and what religion do you follow then kind sir?
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>>157778845
Already derailed this piece of shit thread enough to get into that
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>>157778832
William Cowper from Hertfordshire once wrote,

God moves in a mysterious way,
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.
Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never-failing skill,
He treasures up his bright designs,
And works his sovereign will.
Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take,
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy, and shall break
In blessings on your head.
Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust him for his grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.
His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flower.
Blind unbelief is sure to err,
And scan his work in vain;
God is his own interpreter,
And he will make it plain.

I close the parenthesis here.
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>>157778856
id rather this than the freak posting his tiktok tranny folder every 60 seconds but to each his own opinion i suppose
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There's a not insignificant Ruben Amorim Defence Force on Redcafe
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football, rugby and american football are the same sport and if you disagree youre a liar
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>>157778832
>I have no time for liars
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Friendly reminder that there's a new All or Nothing documentary series following Manchester United through the 2026–27 season and it is currently in production and filming is underway.
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Christmas decorations going up November 1st (would be sooner but I like to hang up a few skellingtons)
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>>157778779
Why? City will thrash them 7-0. Didn't they do that like two years ago? Or was that like Salford or something. I swore City heemed Norshit.
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>>157779003
I learned this earlier today, i can't wait for it to being released. It's going to be the best one. Only september and already so much shit. Even adding the JJ Gabriel thing just this week
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>moyes
>de gay
>muh chips
>bang laal
>mouyes
>football heritage
>100m for a dabbing djemba djemba
>jlingz
>BOSS
>ole's at the wheel
>era's come to an end
>7 hag
>amorim's pokemon cards
Manchester United are the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>157779162
the old man Ronaldo era was kino
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>>157779051
>>157779003
Amazon will be licking their lips knowing they paid £10m for something that will easily make it's money back already and even more if the season continues to poolapse. If United were smart they would have put in a cancel clause, allowing them to cancel and block the documentary and they have to fork out £15m or something. Or, if they were REALLY smart, they'd have taken the £10m and then demanded another £1m per X amount of watches/viewers. So a diabolical season would give them more money as people watch it for a laugh.

>>157779162
I don't remember anything about Amorim and Pokemon cards. I just remember the weird thing he had during Grimsby in the dugout.
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the way I see things going, Brentford, Brighton and Bournemouth are going to be regular top 4 clubs
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>>157779215
Amorim's pokemon cards probably refers to the screenshot of him playing with his little checkerboard in the dugout against GRIMSBY that got photoshopped into him sorting his pokemon card collection
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>>157779220
I was going to remark how well run Southern clubs seem to be compared to Northern ones, then I remembered Spurs and West Ham exist.
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>>157779162
Onana
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>>157778651
God isn't Jesus. Jesus was a human being, a prophet picked by God to spread his word. God doesn't do ungodly things like having a son, or turning into a human, to come spend time with Their creation.
God has no voice, no body, no gender, it is something nobody can understand.
Repent your sins, everytime you claim Jesus is God, you are commiting awful blasphemy, have some respect.
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>>157779227
Ah that makes more sense, must have missed that particular edit. Personally think MtG would have been a better choice.
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>>157779295
Be quiet Mohammad.
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>>157779162
Mental that someone like that Gabriel kid can't even remember them being good
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>Citywinlol
what's the point of this competition, just give it to them.
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League is scripted due to Amazon documentary btw United will go on an unbeaten streak and win the league from Fulham onwards

Screencap this
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Allahfags OUT
Christ Chads IN
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>>157778332
fuck off shia faggot
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PL brutally mogging Europe yet again
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guys celtic are losing at home to *checks notes* ferencvaros of hungary

how long will we continue not having rangers & celtic in the epl, make it make sense already
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>>157779997
Celtic don't even want to be in the country they're in
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>>157779997
spurs absolutely terrified Celtic would take their spot in the big 6
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the Yds battered the trannies in the EL final a few years ago
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classic player scoring wonder goal against former club
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>Teenager Floyd Samba enjoyed a dream first-team debut by scoring twice to help Manchester City begin the defence of their Carabao Cup crown with a thrashing of Championship outfit Norwich City.

>The son of former Premier League defender Christopher Samba, the 17-year-old scored in each half as the hosts made light work of their second-tier opposition to set up a fourth-round tie against Brighton - who knocked out Manchester United on Wednesday.

>The son of former Premier League defender Christopher Samba
Yep, I definitely feel old now.
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>>157780612
>unironically son of christopher samba
lel based
>born in england
call him up tommy
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>>157780612
Floyd Samba, that's a great name
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>>157779220
Brighton will be first to get Champions League
They look really good this season already with so many injuries and outgoings.
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>>157780784
>Brighton
>lost to lelshea
lol lmao even
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>be afraid /sp/uh... be very afraid...

YANITED ARE BACK!
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today we're back with PL fixtures before falling asleep due to international break
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Fulham are going down
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This ugly manlet thinks he is anywhere as good as Dowman?
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my man united will come back
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>>157785791
Amazing how manure have managed to create loads of hype and media attention, therefore massively increase pressure and expectations/animosity, for a youth prospect who hasn't even played a single game for them yet. The management and backroom staff are really stunningly incompetent, absolute worst way they could have andled this.
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>>157786132
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Cundy going spastic on TalkShite after a Norwich fan calls City fans plastic. Shifty little blood money clubs stick together.
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>>157786676
So they are looking at Sesko and wondering whether to put in a decent cross for a change?
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>>157785791
they're both shit
ynr ramsey, wilshere and walcott
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>>157787347
would be funny if it wasn't tranime
this is what I want to do to spurs cussies (spurs are a football club this is on topic)
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Chelsea Brentford is gonna be fun. All Chelsea games are good
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if i made this thread i'd also include this week's schedule but instead we only have earlyfaggot making the thread without caring about the quality
for shame
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>earlyfaggot
>thread was made at 500 posts
>didn't complain about the 450 post early thread
someone's salty
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someone is triggered i see
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>>157771687
INEOS clubs Lausanne and Nice both literally bottom of their leagues right now. And the Women's team are all dead last in their respective leagues.

“No top team in world football subscribes to a model whereby you ‘FIX’ one area of the team only PER transfer window. Even then, fixes look temporary at best.

“Ineos were said to have ‘fixed’ United’s attack under Amorim when they recruited Cunha and Mbeumo, ideal player profiles for Amorim’s 3-4-2-1 system as his No 10s.

“They also recruited Sesko to replace Hojlund. They are good players, better than what they had, but none of them are in discussions for being ‘best in class’ in the league.

“This summer there was a laser-like focus on overhauling a midfield that lost Casemiro and saw Ugarte, an Ineos signing that has long been a non-factor in the team, pick up a long term injury.

“So, after missing out on their very TOP targets, they recruited Baleba for £70m, Santos for £50m, and Tielemans for £35m.

“It is too early to judge whether the fix has worked. But the early impressions, with United still so easy to play through, are alarming.”
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must. simp. for. fellow. trannies.
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Knobhurto De Xherxhi
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Carrick gets sacked before de spursy, he gets replaced eddie howe supposedly.
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>>157787520
>but none of them are in discussions for being ‘best in class’ in the league.
Man Utd fans spent the whole of last season arguing Cunha and Mbuemo were the best players in the league in their respective positions.
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the dreaded vote of confidence has happened, aka the kiss of death

>[Laurie Whitwell] Michael Carrick’s position at Man Utd is secure for now, but like everyone, he’s under scrutiny (Gift Article)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7605546/2026/09/18/man-utd-michael-carrick-future-analysis/?unlocked_article_code=1.CFE.GZpI.ECzfW7FwmUJi&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink
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>>157787879
i think they could have been the best in class as wide midfielders in a back 3 formation. they just sacked the manager. they arent proper wingers or strikers for a champions league level team.
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>>157787883
defense is sus but at least they can still score, it took attacking drought first to eventually make ole, ten hag, and amorim lose their job. or so i thought
my point it's foolish to sack carrick now when we're still 4 league games into the season when they're letting amorim to get these many games.
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steele? where's dean henderson?
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>>157787918
yes, but ineos and berrada are retards. just because something is a good move for the club isnt relevant, they will do what they think makes them look the least culpable
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>>157788087
england squad
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>>157788089
A month of international football, what a load of shit.
>>
>>157788071
Maybe he got confused with Jordan being injured.
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are we live?
>>
AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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>poopy-smellly
>maipoo
>trashford
>ngumbay
>tranlobah
>>
We all know the statistics that most migrants, especially Muslims are a net loss for society. Do you think this translates to the Premier League? Are East Asians keeping it afloat with their television payments?
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Carrick belongs in the EFL like Fat Frank. Get a proper manager already
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>>157788983
Who comes in for Carrick?
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>>157788071
The issue here is that Jason Steele is better than Henderson.
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>>157789054
Eddie Howe, Conte or Nagelsmann, the first is most likely and the last is the best choice
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Let's have your predictions lads

Today
Brentford 20:00 Chelsea

Tomorrow

Tottenham Hotspur 12:30 Aston Villa
Brighton and Hove Albion 15:00 Arsenal
Everton 15:00 Ipswich
Newcastle United 15:00 Hull City
Nottingham Forest 17:30 Coventry City

Sun 20 Sep

Bournemouth 14:00 Liverpool
Leeds United 14:00 Crystal Palace
Manchester City 14:00 Sunderland
Fulham 16:30 Manschest United
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>>157789172
>Howe
Imagine this ending up in the dugout at Old Trafford
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>>157789172
Conte is linked with Milan job
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jesus
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tottenham haven't won a game since mudryk got injured
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>>157789243
Based Mudkip
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>>157789241
Zero bunda
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>>157788854
humble plus sign man, do you have any sources to back these mighty claims?
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>>157789054
Tuchel probably wouldn't mind getting back into club football
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international break... why
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>>157789241
The enshitification of fusball persists.
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>>157789241
lol oopsie
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>>157789054
ENTER
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>>157789054
southgate is the only name that makes any sense
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>>157789241
I had to Google why this was a problem.
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>>157789173
Brentford 2-2 Chelsea
Tottenham 1-0 Aston Villa
Brighton 0-1 Arsenal
Everton 2-1 Ipswich
Newcastle 2-0 Hull
Nottingham Forest 3-1 Coventry
Bournemouth 2-1 Liverpool
Leeds 3-0 Palace
Manchester City 4-1 Sunderland
Fulham 1-1 Man Utd
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Palace didn't score in the opening seven games and lost all seven of them in 17/18 and finished 11th. Just don't think that would happen these days would it.
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Lmao villa CL ticket prices released
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>>157789861
not bad
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>>157789895
For context there remain a great deal of football matchgoers in this country who expect once a season a game to be designated 'quid a kid'
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>>157789861
against whomst
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>>157789895
Kys

>>157789928
Villa vs viking for £99
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>>157789933
>Villa vs viking for £99
fucking 'ell
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>>157789895
>>157789923
t. plastics

Disgraceful pricing

t. PL season ticket holder
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>>157789241
their name is united and they were founded in 1893
its like complaining about ciggies being called fags because yanks use it for queers
not my problem
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>>157788071
How the fuck are two united players in there?
FA is owned by united?
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>>157789861
Should be more expensive IMO
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>release date was 9/11
hahahahahah
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>>157790041
What's the problem exactly?
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>>157790041
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>>157789861
>they're essentially all the same price
waste of time whoever made that
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Oh wow seeded draw for the league cup and all the seeded teams get through to the next round what a coincidence lol cant believe it im not tired of this shit at all haha
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my monitor is on btw
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>>157790076
3 planes crashed on 9/11, one of them was flight 93.
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>>157790148
United 93 more specifically
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>>157790041
It really is great banter
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>>157790171
Great film this
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I feel my soul, take me your way
Soo tatta hitotsu o
Kitto daremo ga zutto sagashiteiruno
Sore wa guuzen dewa nakute
Itsuwari no ai nanka ja nakute
You’re right all right
You’re right all right, scare little boy
>>
don't EVER tell me you can't judge someone who watches anime
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>BREAKING: JJ Gabriel is reportedly set to switch his international allegiance to Ireland after being left out of England’s latest squad.
>>
Funny and insightful
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>>157790076
Profiting off disasters is typically frowned upon.
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Is there a better match this week than Hull/Newcastle
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The transfer window should open any time there’s an international break longer than 2 weeks
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>>157790439
It is fairly based though tbqh
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>>157790448
Brentford v Chelsea, Spurs v Villa, Brighton v Arsenal, Bournemouth v Liverpool, City v Sunderland and Fulham v Man U all better games
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Reece James
Moises Caicedo
Joao Pedro

All not match fit for CFC LDN

Brentford should at least draw
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>>157790576
>Reece James
>not fit
I am shocked
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>>157790448
>>157790540
West ham millwall tomorrow
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>>157790530
Only if it's what you actually do. No qualms with people who sell life saving equipment, but if I went to Gaza and sold XXL T-Shirts that says "I Survived the Gaza War and All I got was this Stupid T-Shirt" with Netanyahu and Trump flying little p-52 style bombers dropping bombs with smell lines around them that said CHUD and DUD on them would that be Based. Do you think a Gazan has 10 bucks to spend on an oversized comical T-Shirt? They can barely eat!
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>>157790576
romeo lavia and the bellingham stopper in midfield?

chelsea really strike me as a team that could use 1 or 2 more holding midfielders so they dont have to keep moving right backs into that position
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>>157790607
>non-league
>good
'no'
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>>157790607
>another foreign plastic thinking West Ham v Millwall at the Rent Free Stadium will be any good
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Jamie O'Hara is just saying what all the Yds are thinking. They truly think they'd win La Liga, Bundesliga, etc. if they were in those leagues.
This delusion keeps them indoors and away from placards.
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"Anon permanently upset that Spurs fans don't protest" has to be one of the weirdest gimmicks on the board

Spurs fans could kill the owners and he still wouldn't think they were going far enough
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>>157771716
Michael Chopra
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My late grandparents are from this city, any brits care to tell me what comes to mind when seeing this chicken.
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>>157791067
Not a brit but I remember them beating Arsenal and Aston Villa en route to a league cup final where they lost 5-0 to Swansea in 2013
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>>157791067
My local League Two club has a sticker placed on a lamp post outside the ground from an away fan that shows a tough looking silhouette of a guy with his arms folded in the Bradford colours and the text says in graffiti-esque font "We're Bradford City... who the FUCK are you?" and it makes me kek every time I see it
>>
Are you forgetting that Chelsea can just win 5-4 or something
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>>157790786
there was a group of 3 people outside Seven Sisters station earlier saying ENIC Out actually
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>Man United's wantaway wunderkind JJ Gabriel, once dubbed the next Ighalo, flies to Barcelona for talks after dropping quit bombshell
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big west london derby later
gooood derby that
>>
Could Spurs win the Bundesliga?
>>
yank moment
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>>157791404
the austrian bundesliga yeah
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>>157791450
kek
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>>157791404
They haven't even scored a goal in the Premier League yet
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jig levels getting jiggly
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well well well well well
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>>157791676
This is pure mentality
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>>157789970
The FA pick the squads and the manager has to make it work. They always pick players who play for Sky clubs regardless whether it's merited or not. You'll even see times where a player who's shit gets call ups while plays for a Sky club then when he gets sold you'll never see him in an England shirt again regardless of how he performs. The opposite happens too where a player is easily worth calling up, but it's never going to happen until he joins one of Sky's clubs. The odd time he'll get a call up just to be put in the shop window for one of the Sky clubs to buy him.
It's just another reason why football is so shit now.
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>>157791693
>t. its not fair guy
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>>157791699
Just a fact.
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Just a fact.
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What's upset aw this time? People haven't been posting the jig again have they?
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>>157791731
doesnt even need to be posted for jiggerdly outbursts
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>>157791743
So sad. I'm going to pray for him.
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>>157790094
they are desperate for big clubs to stay in
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Barco-Henderson midfield. The bees are going to sting them tonight init?
>>
matchy linky?
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>>157791067
I think about the time I got pecked and then reminded of it on twitter.
>>
HAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY???
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Phwoar that's a proper lineup. Henderson coming off an elbow injury running the midfield with the bellingham stopper and Welbingz up front
>>
BRENTFORD BEES DO THE NEEDFUL
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>>157792042
PECKED BY THE CHICKENS
YOU'RE GETTING PECKED BY THE CHICKENS
PECKED BY THE CHIIIIIIIICKEEEEEENS
YOU'RE GETTING PECKED BY THE CHIIIICKENS
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>>157792060
THAT. PERSON. WELBS. starting = automatic win
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>>157791867
Two femboy benders. What is the manager doing?
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>>157791404
Yea the Bundesliga 2
>>
HAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSIES??
>>
>Barco has the 4
Lmao
>>
broke Brummies can't afford 100 quid for a champions league match, champions league btw
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What do you mean Cole Penmerchant and most expensive British player ever Morgan Rodgers can't score against Brentford? Against Poois-Potter and Ajer and those lads?
Will the media even mention it after the glazing they've given them?
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>>157793011
they'll win on some 85th minute scramble
>>
Chelsea are scoring for fun this season
>>
Fun fact: Brentford have scored more PL goals tonight than Spurs have all season
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2 billion spent in 4 years and they have Jordan Henderson and Danny Welbeck starting matches.
>>
rentboy rentlol
>>
Iggle Piggle just scored against ChelSHIT
>>
the rent boys lie stung and seizuring, frothing at the mouth on the floor, anaphylactic shock quickly approaching
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>>157793247
Xabi Alonso weirdly thought this would be a safe match to play the depth players, probably because he hadn't heard of Brentford until 2 years ago
+ I'm not bothering to hear ANY bollocks about injuries with the ludicrous amounts they spend on players.
>>
Legitimately boggles the mind how you can spend £3 billion and be this shit.
>>
>born in 2010
game's gone
>>
>sell your best midfielder to a rival
>don't replace him
>lose
what did Chelsea mean by this genius move
>>
The Rent Boy Jig
The Rent Boy Jig
Clap Your Cheeks Together
Do The Rent Boy Jig
>>
All you ABC cunts need to shut the fuck up. We have a brand new team and a brand new manager. We have the best front three in the PL and possibly the world and that's great but without the team understanding Xabi's instructions defensively we're going to concede goals. You're all absolutely desperate for us to lose but you'll be shitting your pants when we're challenging for the title come March and have a League Cup under our belt and in the semis of the FA Cup. Because all the 'big teams' (aka cheaters and Red Cartel) have to play their European games for their ((masters)) because profit must go up fuck the football team!

So get it all out of your system and start crying about 'how we can't talk about Chelsea because janny bans us' no janny bans you because you're a shitposting retard, not because you talk about Chadsea.

When Arselols get raped by Godton tomorrow and you're all screeching about 'best defensive in the world la' and how 'we go again' and all that shit, I'll be here, giggling, that PGMOL can't save you now and now you've won your * title, you won't get any more money. Meanwhile you'll seethe we buy players to improve OUR team and aim for big trophies like the CL. Oh what's that? You don't have one? Oh no no no no no no....

All of /epl/ are Brighton fans tomorrow and then Bournemouth fans then Fulham fans. Apart from you customers, that is.
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>it's 3-0
oh nono no nonoonnoonon....
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>>157793547
Is this pasta?
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Posting this for no real reason I guess
>>
Whoopin.
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>>157793596
That side were worse to watch than the infamous Derby side, I don't care that they had more points so technically were a bit better
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>Harry Kane broke the record for the fastest player to reach 100 Bundesliga goals as his double helped Bayern Munich thrash Union Berlin.
>H. Kane (39' pen, 54')
Bayern are going to RAPE Arsenal.
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>>157793588
No, fuck off you mong just fuck off.

>>157793638
BASED AND TRVKEPILLED
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STOP talking about Chelsea and talk about Bundesliga
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Chelsea just score for fun
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Should Chelsea go for Richarlison in January?
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What does he do?
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>>157793720
snubs Liverpool even after they chant for him during matches for months on end
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Shabby Alonso
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>>157793720
He hasn't been the same since he got molested by Gaseprini in that Europa League final
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JP Morgan foreclosed, going into administration, bailout talks to begin
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>>157793694
you were warned to be fair
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>shelsea
>chelshit
>KWABsea
>rentboys
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>>157793685
> talk about Bundesliga
Okey dokey. It's shit.
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>>157793588
no it's 190s new gimmick
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>>157793638
Hey, you can't do this gimmick yet. You have to wait until the Brighton game is over.
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>Chelsea has conceded at least two goals in all of its Premier League matches this season
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>>157793763
no, 190's new gimmick is spamming about jigs.
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>>157793763
Haha what about all the other characters :D
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>>157793784
Cope.

>>157793763
I'm not that fat taff nonce.

We'll see come Sunday (or late night Saturday since you lot have no lives at all bar 4chan) when Arsefags lose and you'll be screeching and the sados will be going on about jigs or whatever meme gimmick, you'll remember my posts.
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>>157793763
You can tell because he's seething about Arsenal again. The copper that arrested him (for molesting his niece) looked like Arsene Wenger and it mindbroke him.
>>157793818
t. fat taff nonce
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>>157793841
Believe what you want, I'm not that faggot.
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>>157793846
Would you rather be stung by bees or pecked by chickens?
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>>157793756
like Chelsea
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>>157793841
>>157793867
Lads we do NOT sign our posts here
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>>157793873
>ynr when Bradford were in the Premier League
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I remember before Arsenal vs. Chelsea we had one poster who wrote these sprawling essays (plural) about how this Chelsea are the ultimate team with no sarcasm
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>>157793882
time traveller from 2030 or oldfag?
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Xabi Alonso, another manager that dies on his sword by having his favourites. How can you be a football manager and pick Neto over Estevao.
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>>157793920
NTA but I remember vaguely. David Wetherall. Stuart McCall. Dean Windass.
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>>157793789
jig posting isnt a gimmick its a way of life
sorry if it bothers you jigger
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>>157793965
Big Nev in the sticks as player-coach for 1 game. They will be back.
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>>157789173
>FRIDAY
Brentford 2-2 Chelsea

>SATURDAY
Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 Arsenal
Everton 1-3 Ipswich Town
Newcastle United 5-1 Hull City
Nottingham Forest 0-2 Coventry City
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Aston Villa

>SUNDAY
Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool
Fulham 1-2 Manchester United
Leeds United 3-0 Crystal Palace
Manchester City 4-0 Sunderland
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>Tottenham Hotspur 2
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>>157793621
>16 points and 3 wins with 35 scored and 104 conceded
>11 points and 1 win with 20 goals scored and 89 conceded
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good god
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Chelsea lol fucking bums (not a gay joke)
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>>157793720
snubs Liverpool and gets battered by Bentford which is supposed to be a bad thing that Liverpool didn't get him when he got battered by Bentford and didn't score for fun against Bentford
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>>157793621
>>157793596
Remember this?
Then the most prominent player from the women's team suicided in midweek and we lost 8-0 the following weekend and never recovered as a football club since then.
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>>157793873
bababab'd by the Terriers
butched by the XL Bullies
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chelshit and arshit fans are both bent jiggy cunts
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Robert Sánchez has been redeemed
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>>157794181
London innit
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>>157794304
oh yeah I forgot tottnum hotshits
and fulshit
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Referee brothers blowing his whistle in his bedroom again
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>>157794106
I genuinely despise him. Just give up decrepit rapist, it's over
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>Chelsea’s Xabi Alonso is only the sixth manager in PL history to see his side concede 2+ goals in each of his first 5 games as manager — after Mick McCarthy, Sammy Lee, Terry Connor, Slavisa Jokanovic, and Scott Parker. Problems.
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I do not recognise Chelsea's current points tally of 7
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Might as well play Panders instead of buying that old washed gk
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>Xabi Alonso: "We must [improve] in a number of areas, including set-pieces, defending, build-up, winning duels and controlling games"
Not far from the completed vision then
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>>157794461
Those teams:

>Sunderland 2005/06 (relegated 20th with a record low points total)
>Bolton 2006/07 - 2007/08 (Lee was sacked in October 2007 with Bolton 19th)
>Wolves 2011/12 (relegated 20th)

And incredibly the last two are the same team:
>Fulham 2018/19 (Jokanovic sacked in November 2018 with Fulham 20th, Parker took over as caretaker at end of February 2019 and got them relegated in 19th)

That does not look good for Xabi
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>>157794674
>Alonsoyes
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Chelsea title challenge lasted one week
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jiggers getting uppity
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foreign jiggers at that
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>>157794674
The Monaco debacle with everton and Chelsea fucked them over. But also this rigidness with his tactic isn't going well. Estevao stuck on the bench because this formation favors palmer and rogers. Reece James cannot be expected to survive a whole season. Caicedo can only win the ball and their entire back line is brain dead retarded.

Better hope another £200 million in January fixes their midfield or they're fucked.
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calling Martinez old and washed when you were begging for him and he SNUBbed you
>>157794836
no they still went ahead with the deal selling enzo even after they knew the move for Camara was cancelled
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As soon as it needed rigged against Carrierbag I knew Alonso was a fraud
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Laughing at chelsea before my man united get laughed at again
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lelshea
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Tottenham vs Villa should be a banger
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>>157796100
U fink?
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>>157796100
cheeky little 0-0
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>>157796100
I do hope spurs score but still lose, kinda embarassing if united end up being the first team spurs are able to score from 3 weeks later
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YOURE OUT OF TOUCH
YOURE OUT OF TIME
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this debate that resurfaces every now and then over what a volley is does my head in
like volley has a defined meaning
it doesnt have a special meaning in football
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Outrunning your opponent counts as a dribble in the premier league
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>>157797077
Are Coventry going to beat Derby's record
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Man United finishing bottom half this season :(
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>>157797604
the concept of trying to define a dribble so stats nerds can post their stats
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moneyball cartel (brighton, brentford, bournemouth) rattling the slop six customers again
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>>157797620
even huddersfeild managed not be that bad. Derby record is very hard.
Coventry will have some wins.
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>tfw it's the last weekend of gay shitty club football
>3 weeks of the BASED International Break
Genuinely buzzing lads. Fucking love this feel so much! Fuck yes! :D
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mad how just a week ago Chelshit and Poonited fans unironically thought they could win the league
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>said someone who celebrated 0-0 draw
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>>157797620
>>157798138
southampton got 12 points in 2025 which was the nearest anyone has ever come
it's hard to match it unless you struggle for the first 9 or 10 games and then the morale is destroyed
cov still have some of that in the bank

palace won 1 and lost 9 of their first ten in 2014 but replaced their manager and ended up finishing 11th
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>>157794106
I knew this would happen, he was very careful to say it was his last world cup, not that he was retiring from international football
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>>157798663
>a 0-0 draw is worse than getting battered by Hull and Brighton
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>>157798800
United were shocking against us, but then absolutely battered Ipswich for 45 minutes. Strange team. Weird manager. Odd fans.
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>Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in the UK, describing the country as "on the slide".

>"Nobody's tough enough to deal with the immigration problem. Nobody's tough enough to deal with the benefits problem. But somebody needs to do it." [BBC]
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>>157798913
if he really cared he would donate a billy to Restore Britain
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Mediocre platers such as Mendy, Jorginho, Chilwell, Mount and Werner won the CL with Chelsea
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>>157798981
they were good at the time
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>>157794152
Blades Xitter is a goldmine ATM
>Wilder is a chud because he admitted to preferring bong players, sack the Reform voting bastard
even two of our foreign internationals were born here and Chong's been here since he was like 12
Ayew also been here for years and speaks fluent English
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>>157798913
He can't manage any football club, how will he manage a nation? This dude is competing with Mike Ashley as the dumbest owner of all times. To the point, i even wonder how the fuck have they become so wealthy in the 1st place, because they're thick as pig shit mate.
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>>157798981
They had strong leadership, had Kante, and it's a covid football
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>>157798913
utterly grim bloke
would love it if he died in a helicopter crash
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>>157798913
Worth 18 billy and worrying about shit like this. Go get a blowjob from a high end escort you fucking loser

Aaaaanyway, I warned you Alonso was a chancer.
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What are we watching for today lads
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>>157798596
>foreign Liverpool customer mentioning any other clubs' fans unironically thinking they could win the league
lol, lmao
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>Liverpoo, Manure and Chelshit fans fighting for top 4 places, the general
kek. Another easy season for Arsenal
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>>157799162
for some of those soulless rich people, having an interview/twitter spergout is their version of having a chat at the pub
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>>157799329
>another foreign customer chiming up
lol, lmao
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>>157799329
>Shart without his players being allowed to commit ABH at corners
Wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
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>>157799329
>Liverpoo
Will end up in the top 4
>Manure and Chelshit
Europe league at best
Mystery club will integrate the top 4 with Arsenal, City and Lpool.
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>>157798884
That's United for the last 10 years.
>getting battered by any mid-table team that fancies it
>sack the manager
>new manager bounce tricks them into thinking their back and Bruno Fernandes + Harry Maguire are world beaters
>start getting battered again
>"you've got to give the manager the players he wants"
>buy a whole new midfield or attack
>still getting battered
>[manager's name] OUT! Glazers OUT!
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>>157799423
TRVKE
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Newcastle v Hull to see Jaissle's final match in charge
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Get it made

>>157799286
Millwall vs West Ham while keeping an eye on the Spurs Villa score to laugh at whichever team kwabs it up the hardest
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>>157798800
KEK fucking dunn that poxy gay transgender cunt
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>>157799329
>Malaysissy dumped Manure for Arshite
KEEEEEEK
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>>157799638
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>>157799451
>Jaissle's final match in charge
Really? Is he that bad?
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>>157794039
It's going to happen whether you like it or not, Villain
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>>157798913
You upset the resident /epl/ nonwhites with this one.



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