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>>157790810Schrecklicher Post
Chiefs!
Why does everyone make fun of Caleb Williams for being a zesty fag, while Stefon Diggs gets a pass for being a certified Thug Shaker?
Good morning to all non-fraudulent teams (Seahawks, 49ers, tentative Ravens)
Vikings
>>157790796Is that Temujin?
>>157790768pic reminds of that one tripfag that cursed falcons because blaine gabbert beat his team causing their season to collapse. the anon he bet against lifted the curse and his team beat the 14-0 panthers that day.
>>157790819he put his weiner in the Cardi B dicktrap
>>157790827he puts his dick in men too
>>157790796>>157790822Aw yeah
>>157790823>she
This shit thread falls beneath my standards. I'm out.
>>157790816
>>157790823Anal sex is severely overrated.
>>157790796>Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson
Seriously, how goddamned cool is this guy? Literally!
>>157790848Fag
>>157790819Diggs is washed, hence his move to Washedington, so no one cares
i literally love josh allen romantically
>>157790866never give money directly to a school, he should have just bought new ACs
>>157790866>every penny gets spent on indian and somali scams instead
>>157790822Eagles
>>157790866the article I read said 'investment' not donation.
>>157790856Yeah, I can't even imagine the kind of person that would prefer it and feel the need to bring it up in a football thread
>>157790881For some reason, I want her to take me to Costco.
>>157790866Philadelphia public schools have an operating budget of $4.6B. They don’t need handouts they need non-retards in charge.
>>157790886>not baiting german flag with buttsex ngmi, stick to sports discussion
>>157790822>literal granny twerking on videowomen are eternally children
Lions QB did not look good
>>157790817A friend of mine who does know people in the organization claims they're considering leaving behind the "Chiefs" name and all related iconography behind with Arrowhead when they move to Kansas, and change to the Kansas City Wolves. He also claims they've floated a color scheme to Clark Hunt that's dark silver with red accents. They see it as an opportunity (according to him) to shed the controversies of the old name and start fresh without making it as political.
>>157790897eh just need more money for them programs
>>157790897>4.6 Billion Sounds like bullshit but I believe
>>157790897Good luck with that lol
>>157790897>$4.6Bwew lad imagine how much the teachers union thugs are skimming
>>157790881my local food lion is full of women like thisthey all drive compact suvs
>>157790905Goof was alright. That game was mostly on their poor defense
>>157790915We don’t need to imagine you just said the amount
>>157790918Stop being vile. Take the sensuality pill.
>>157790926Based nerd
>>157790908Wouldn't surprise me if that's true, I was wondering if they wouldn't consider it as well after I saw that they're not keeping the Arrowhead name for the new stadium. I hope they don't though, as much as I love the idea. I like our aesthetic as it is.
>>157790901that isn't twerking, you fucking mormon
>>157790934>>157790908>another mammal>still no reptile teamVGH. At least wolves are cool
>>157790897That's a lot of money, you need a lot of administrators to responsibly use that money. Not enough for a new football stadium without a bond, or AC units, but a lot of money.
>>157790944We already have enough birds to cover the reptilian contribution to amniotes
>>157790908>Kansas City Wolvesuninspiring, unwanted, unbecoming
>>157790824Does Temujin even post here anymore or is it true she got deported?
kansas city ragin cajuns
(YOU) are in charge of the Kansas City rebrand! What do you choose?
>>157790940>shaking ass meat isn't twerking! she's a classy lady showing off her NFL fandom!
>>157790969Nobody says that
>>157790972Jayhawks
>>157790972Kansas City Burnt Ends
moot was right about australia
>>157790972>Dodge City Outlaws
>>157790972Repealing the anti-Mormon laws and moving the city to Salt Lake.
>>157790908That would genuinely cause a lot of fans to boycott the team. Would be even funnier if the team went into irrelevance after the fact then the Commies change their name back
>>157790951>you need a lot of administrators to responsibly use that moneySounds like a lot of rent seekers here just hecking a pay check
>>157790972Redskins or Indians
>>157790972Kansas City ChiefsBut they are green and Master Chief from Halo
Lameme is really gonna have to statpad this weekend if he wants to catch up to Josh Allen in the MVP race.
>>157790972Kansas City Oilers.
>>157790984id be ok with Outlaws or maybe even a Renegades
>>157790972kansas city florida panthers
>>157790998Unc ahh reference :skull:
>>157790972Please fuck my ass
>>157790994I'm assured it's otherwise.
>>157790984>Dodge Citywhat are they dodging?
>>157790983Next time just take the week to acclimate, don't fly to Australia the day before the game
>>157790998i always made myself yellow in multiplayer so i was easier to find on the scoreboard
>>157791017Felonies knowing Chiefs players.
>>157790972Kansas City LobstersIdk lobsters are cool
>>157790983>nfl game in the fucking UAEkek
>>157790983>If I just dont think about time zones and jet lag it wont be real>Gets predictably BTFO and seethes about Australia Only KWABs make stupid excuses like this. It works fine on the 49ers' machine.
>>157791017narcan
>>157790972Kansas City Flyovers
>>157790972Flyovers or methheads everyone who buys a ticket get some meth to smoke during the game
>>157791033>inb4 NFL has half of its season in Riyadh
>>157790993I doubt it, I hope it doesn't happen but we had a good run as the Chiefs and it would be a natural way to tie it off if we changed the name in conjunction with the move. Chiefs Kingdom isn't fickle enough to throw a shitfit over it, as long as the next team name and aesthetic is cool. The most we'd do is protest if it's lame.
>>157790983>>157791020He's blaming an entire continent for his retarded reliance on the word of fucking "staffers" to say that it was a-okay to take a 16 hour flight and play a football game after a groggy nap.
>>157791033dubai has a lot of hot filipina hookers
>>157791049Holy fuck this is the most cucked beta comment I’ve ever seen on this site.
>>157790968Yes I saw her here yesterday
>>157791049But what happens to the tomahawk chop if you're the Wolves? Do you just start howling really loud? Wait that's kino...
>>157791036it was a sound idea as other sports teams do the same without it being a disaster. not sure why it didn't work for the rams
>>157791049No real Chiefs fan I know wants the name changed. I live in Kansas City Missouri not with those soft hands Kansas fucks. The fact they just won multiple Owls makes it even harder for them to comfortably change the name. It isn't like the Redskins that were basically irrelevant when they underwent their name change.
>>157791049>I doubt it, I hope it doesn't happen but we had a good run as the Chiefs and it would be a natural way to tie it off if we changed the name in conjunction with the move. Chiefs Kingdom isn't fickle enough to throw a shitfit over it, as long as the next team name and aesthetic is cool. The most we'd do is protest if it's lame.
So many wolves in Kansas. Great idea.
>>157791051sleepy rammies
Today I learned that a lot of the Private Society vids are filmed in Kansas City.
>>157791074I don't WANT it changed I'm just saying we wouldn't "boycott" if it was, it's not a big enough deal. Maybe I feel like that though because I'm from Kansas and you have more attachment to them retaining some connection to the Missouri team
The Kansass city turkeys
>>157791051Really feels like this week 1 game is going to haunt them the rest of the season.
>>157791079>2006This is very outdatedThere are wolves in California now
>>157791070>it was a sound ideait wasnt actually. Thinking you can outsmart jet lag and 4D chess time zones is profoundly retarded.
>>157791033Who are you picking to win the BFCE (Bedouin Football Conference East) this year?>Hormuz Hajis>Abu Dhabi Influencers>Mecca Mujahedeen>Baghdad Bombers
>>157791049I knew Chiefs fans were faggots but my god you should just kys
>>157791091Those videos are naaaaasty. The lighting is atrocious
i hope they take that asshole's press pass away
>>157791091Disgusting raunchy makes sense
>>157791100The map shows wolves in California you fucking retard
>>157791104Why are you sperging out retard? You got the point across that you're insane and upset for some reason, you can stop spamming
>>157791113No, look at it again. Green is suitable habitat for wolves. Black lines are where they actually live
GET DAMAR HAMLIN OFF OF MY FUCKING TEAM
>gets the flu>scores 5 TDs and wins anyway mahomes would never
>>157791093You truly aren't a real Chiefs fan then. I know plenty of people willing to stop rooting for the team if they move to Kansas AND change the name of the team. Its disrespectful to the fans. Also I'm not a Chiefs fan I'm a Vikes fan like I said, I have lived here since 2015 so I got to see pre Mahomes KC Chiefs and what the real fans are like and they are diehard.
>>157791128Hailey gave our joshie AIDS and only a super bowl can cure him
>>157791131I really don't care that you're upset stupid faggot and I don't need to justify anything to you, including your misconceptions about a fanbase you didn't grow up with like I did. You being this upset over a theoretical name change for a team that isn't even yours that you're personally attacking me like this is your own problem, scream about it to your therapist.
>>157791128Uhhh Mahomie Sisters???
but why?
Bears Bills superb owl
HUEHUEHUEHUE JOSH ALLEN PUT ON A MAHOMESIAN PERFORMANCE AGAINST THOSE DETROIT LIONS
>>157791108I don’t think he’s going to make it beyond being a backup in the NFL. Having said that, if I were him I’d have asked the reporter to name one all-pro he’s playing with on the offense. Jeffery Simmons is the only blue chip player on the entire team.
>>157791158despite being 2.5% of the US population, jews own >10 (32%) NFL teams>14 (47) NBA teams>make up 319 out of 989 (32%) of billionaires
>>157791079You keep posting this in every thread like you came up with some clever refutation, do you think when they came up with KC Wolf they didn't know the area doesn't have wolves? Do you really think you're the first person to figure this out? You are as autistic as you are retarded
>>157791197someone needs their morning coffee
>>157791197Someone needs their morning dicking
>>157790838Based
>>157791192Kind of impressive when you think about it objectively
>>157791192I say kill ALL billionaires and also make ALL teams fan-owned
>>157791206People are literally tearing their hair out, blogposting and spamming because they're so eager to cast me as "not a real fan" for saying we wouldn't be fickle enough to boycott over a name change, but I'm the one who needs coffee? The way people just absolutely lose their minds about anything Chiefs related is unprecedented in the history of dynasties
There is a non zero chance Caleb Williams its trying to solicit gay sex from a desperate practice squad player who is on the bubble right now.
>>157790869Got them strong man feet eww
>>157791228solicit this bussy
>>157791228that player?ME!
>>157791241Based tight end
listening to mina on pablo's pod today got me feeling in love. she so smart, funny, self-assured and casual. the perfect woman
>>157791237yes, thats what Caleb is trying to do right now presumably.
>>157791228It's called team morale
>>157791246No I am a wide receiver
seriously, who can stop him?
>>157791108Why did Houston lose their team only to get another one three years later? What was the point of that?
>>157791248 Cool post but proceeded to post her ugliest picture ever
>>157791246what happens when he gets gaped
>>157790972The Kansas City Niggers
>>157791262I know people love to throw the word zesty around a lot, mostly ironically, but that was one of the most faggy swings ive ever seen.
>>157791266The proper way is stealing a perpetual shitter team in the middle of the night and turning them into super bowl winners in less than a decade
>>157790972Kansas City Savages
>>157790863>Dan Campbell without Ben JohnsonThe Lions offense put up 31 points against the Bills (and 31 points against the Saints) the problem ain't the offense, though I'll admit it's become kinda vanilla since Ben Johnson left and relies wholly on the talent of the players.
Why does Josh Allen have so many haters?
>>157791267low iq Brazilian attention seeking postdoesn't know ball or women
>>157790972The Kansas SS Swifties
>>157791294People cant stand seeing a strong, thriving Black man in this country.
>>157791270and there it is
>>157791128is joshie is so good, how did these 2 retards keep him out of the owl?
>>15779128831 points against the Bills, 31 points against the Saints, and Texans put up 31 points against the BillsAre Ravens going to put up 31 points against the Saints and Texans 31 points against the Bengals?
>>157791303Because despite what Bills fans think one man is not a 53
>>157791061I feel like this sort of reply is just kneejerk chudism thinking I'm sympatico with the political impetus. But intelligent people aren't confined to only emotional reactions to things they disagree with and are able to be objective. I don't agree that the Chiefs name should have to be changed. HOWEVER, if it did (is all I'm saying) it wouldn't be a big deal. Name changes happen and life goes on. Obviously you don't WANT to see it and it shouldn't happen frequently, but in our case it's good timing. Especially when there's some rationale behind it, it's a controversial name and we don't want to be forced to change it in ten years anyway, might as well do it now (if they chose to). Becoming the Kansas City Wolves in Kansas doesn't erase the Kansas City Chiefs in Missouri, it'd be the same team with the same history just a new chapter. Sure, some people would be upset, especially Missourians. But there would not be a "boycott" not least because the new team would be based as fuck and mean as shit. It would perhaps shock some to know that Chiefs wasn't our first name either. When did it change? When we moved. t happens.That said, all of this is moot because it's almost certainly not happening anyway. I'm just disputing the notion that there would be "boycotts" and if you disagree you're "not a real fan". No, I'm just actually a lifelong fan that knows that's not what would happen.
Colin Kaepernick says that he's still training and is just waiting on a call to rejoin the nfl. Should the Browns call him up?
>>157791227Chiefs aren’t a dynasty fag
>>157791146Oh you're just pretending to be retarded. My bad m8
>>1577913032025 will certainly go down as the Operation Enduring Freedom of bills history
>>157791321The clowns humiliation tour rolls on
>>157790866>>157790897>Philadelphia public schools have an operating budget of $4.6B. They don’t need handouts they need non-retards in charge.Indeed, it's the same here in Detroit where Detroit Public Schools has higher per-student spending rate than the surrounding suburbs, yet they're celebrating that they've got absenteeism (18 or more days missed per year by a student) down to "only" 60% of the kids...
>>157791294Because he isn't their QB
>>157791323Whoa good one. You're an insufferable retard and all you can do is upset people with your stupidity, a true gift from God
>>157791297She's an ugly hag brother. Just keeping it real
>>157791294I don’t actually hate Allen, I hate how the media sucks him off all the time without ever addressing his faults. The whole “he doesn’t have enough help” stuff
>>157791321The Browns are retarded but I dunno if they are THIS retarded.
>>157791346
>>157791316Nobody is reading this
>>157791347He didn't have enough help.
>>157791346i think she's cute
>>157791354>I was trolling all alongYou will never not feel like less of a loser after you log off when you do this btw, that itch you're trying scratch will still be there
>>157791316I read thisNicely worded
>>157791338We gotta get that '86 NFA repealed dog I need my tommy gun.
>>157791346>>157791350>>157791364laura MOGS mina
Josh Allen is basically a race war topic on twitter. Black people hate watch him, and whenever he does something good they're like "so u gonna call him a rb like lamar?"
Hot take: I appreciate the Mina poster he seems like a nice guy.
>>157791381True, but I give the tie-breaker to the guy who can read.
>>157791388I wouldn't trust him and he's actually me
>>157791379Now we're talking
>>157791381No because Allen can actually throw the ball
>>157791381>going on Twitter>going on Twitter to read other peoples opinions on Sport>going on Twitter to read BLACK peoples opinion on sportsishygddt
>>157791379what a woman
>>157790917>>157790881i'd park my compact suv inside her garage, if you get what i'm saying
>>157791368I'm not even the anon you replied to. Pipe down, Schizo
>people still pretend that hurts isn't elite then explain this
>>157791405I dont get what youre saying, please elaborate
I need to bent over and filled up till I plead for more cock
>>157791192We're inherently better than all of you and it makes you seethe.
KENNETH WALKER JUST BROKE ANOTHER TACKLE
>>157791398Agree, it's very feminine behavior. Woman run on emotions and now you got "men" who spend all their day scouring /pol/ and Twitter looking for things to get angry about. Sad
I think I'm going to nurse my hangover by getting more beer and rewatching last nights game.
>>157791396Lameme is one of the best qbs when operating under center. Better than all ytoids. The “rb” thing is nothing more than a misguided meme
>>157791358
>>157791408I would say that one day you'll learn that you can't call someone "schizo" when it doesn't make sense at all and magically win, but because you always do this I also know who you are and know you're a literal subhuman who will never change
Rams are due to land in about 30 hours.
>>157791423>operating under centerdont all qbs do this?
>>157791398This. Twitter is good for team news and to see people freaking out during games, but it’s dogshit for actual football conversations
>>157790822>>157790881wtf I love hags now
>>157791423>QB is really good being in the pocketI would hope so thats their first position they have to start in before falling back into a scramble to make plays.
>Joe Burrow is expected to be out for Sundays game against the Houston Texans due to a back injury
I wish there was an alternative white e boy who listens to geese and car seat headrest quarterback in the league im tired of ni
>>157791432>>157791441>anons dont actually know what “under center” meansLearn ball before posting in my genny.
I’ve never seen a fan of a team openly argue in favor of a name change. Truly bizarre behavior.
>>157791423How long until normies realize Lamemes MVP was a DEI award.
>>157791415Sex with Chiefs wolves
>>157791447Well then explain under center then to us since we are the retarded ones.
>>157791448That’s not what’s happening, the problem is that you’re both retarded and can’t read which is probably a very frequent source of confusion
>>157790905>Lions QB did not look goodNonsense.Running offense = greatPassing offense = greatRunning defense = greatPassing defense = absolute shitThe Lions put up 31 points in the lasts two games, yet barely won in OT against the Saints and still lost to the Bills by ten points.The Lions secondary without Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph are utterly incapable of defending against the pass, the CBs/DBs are playing _man coverage_ yet somehow are 10-15 feet off the receivers every time.You only got cover ONE FUCKING GUY and they still can't do it.
>>157791448if the Eagles moved to NJ I wouldn't wnt them called the Philadelphia Eagles
>>157791449>taking kiwis ragebait
>>157791447i know ball, i was the punter in 4th grade
>>157791456bro those points were garbage times stats
>>157791459Very Italian of you
>>157791471I was born in philly you bum
>>157791364CUTE!
>>157791459Luckily no one cares what yuropoors think
>>157791410Peyton's stats are from before he got the rules changed.
>>157791430Didn't ask, Schizo
>>157791459Imagine caring about the worlds most generic sports team name KWAB
Philadelphia Serial Killers
>>157791488It’s still not capitalized fyi, you probably forgot that lesson since we last spoke
>>157791381What the fuck is his problem?
The Browns should trade for Todd Bowels.
>>157791381Very confusing behavior considering Josh is one of them
>Laura
You ever notice the way Shit ShitShit warms up so hard that he is literally drenched and pouring sweat before the game even starts? That guy is actually fucking retarded lol
>>157791432not jayden daniels
>>157791494>since we last spokeI don't recall. Are you sure those weren't the voices in your head? SCHIZO ALERT
Joey Spinal Tap
>>157791495allegedly
>>157790869I am no footfag, but holy shit, she's got some Fred Flintstone feet
>>157791506>SCHIZO ALERTYep. And after this you still won’t have an epiphany that you are so distinctive purely by being such a subhuman retard
>>157791469no
>>157790998Incredibly based
Bros why are almost all the primetime games through week 3 between shitters?
>>157791503I do this before I post here. Many of my typos are due to sweat
>>157791381They never got over if it ain't white it ain't right tweet
>>157791469>garbage time stats in an O/T win
>>157791452It’s where the qb puts his hands under the center’s gooch and takes the snap from there. It allows for a more unpredictable run game, but is also harder for brainlet qbs to execute as opposed to shotgun. Joe burrow, for example, is terrible under center
It seems that my KANSAS Wolves have caused some controversy?
>>157791534Its quite an advanced line of thought if you really sit there and think about it.
>>157791495Trash Allen shouldn't be so hard on himself
Kansas Kansans of Kansas
>>157791539you wouldn't a kansas city wolf.... would you?
Does anyone want some cake?
>>157791417No, you have a culture of treating things others view as utilities as weapons, namely media and banking.
Joe Flacco will play a playoff game for the bengals this year when they get bounced in the wild card round. Burrow is too fragile
>>157791557Whites did it first, we just adapted and are better at it so it makes you mad.
Bills have a tough game against thr Chargers next week, I expect them to come back down to earth. Herbert is going to pick that shit defense apart.
What if the queefs moved to a different state like Oklahoma or Iowa? Would queefies boycott then?
>>157791554I'm all about that cake
>>157791554oh my goodness look at this schedule, bills will go 15-2 and then get bounced in the divisional
No because it's still in the vicinity of Chiefs Kingdom and the same culturally. The only thing that would make me "boycott" or change teams is if they move too far away, like to Salt Lake City or something.
>>157791539My dad was a Chief Master Sergeant in the USAF. I guess they need to change that to something woke.The Chiefs are named after KC Mayor Bartle, who was called Chief. They whole arrowhead thing was just made up to sound cool.They were the Dallas Texans before Hunt moved them to KCMO.It's worse than the Cleveland Indians. No one gave a shit about the team name until they got pretty good in the '90s.
>>157791562give it a rest, KneeDiddy
>>157791554hahaha it is a cake with razors hahahathere are razors in the cake hahahathe razors cut your mouth and they're in the cake hahahaha
Half the people who work in KCMO live in Johnson County.
>>157791562No, one group of whites did it in the 1930s and your entire population is still seething about it. I’m not worried though, the Israelis are speed running it happening again
>>157790972Kansas Twisters
>>157791585You'd think this knowledge alone would be enough to stop bills fans from eating the cake
>>157791576I completely agree that the ideological pressure behind a name change is retarded but it's probably real nonetheless. We had to retire our horse Warpaint because it was culturally insensitive and we banned Native American costumes in the stadium. If you're forced to make concessions like that and constantly hem and hah I could see them being like fuck it, let's just move on. And I could understand it
>>157791557Don’t forget literal clean water wells and “vaccines”
tick tock toxins
Joey Healthy
>>157791571>15-2Allen will have a meme loss to the Dolphins
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHACLOST CAN'T STOP LOSING EVEN IN RETIRMENTGRONK AND BRADY WILL BE FIRST ROUNDEAT SHIT DEFAKEGATE FAGGOTS
>>157791303he played a bad game in the AFC Championship, it is what it is. Good players have bad performances sometimes. I don't think Maye is suddenly a shit QB either when he led the league in passing last year. Nix I am starting to question though.
>>157791602He’s getting hurt for real this sunday. Orlando brown is going to get murked
>>157791590Keep those cattle tears flowing for me
go pats btw
Deshaun Watson legacy game coming up
>>157791630They should just have a free peanut oil with every ticket purchase promotion at this point
>>157791612Reading about this has lead me discover that stupid sideline baboon, Lisa Salters, apparently had a say in who got into the NFL Hall of Fame??? What the fuck
I'm black jewish and an incel, football teams for this feel?
>>157791638The Falcons are the team for you!
>>157791638any nfc south team will do
>>157791638panthers
you might not like it, but this is what the NFL's best player looks like.
>>157791638The tel aviv patriots
>>157791591My Twisties
Is Keon Coleman going to be good this year?
>>157791662>5th receiving option in a running offenseprobably not. he's becoming a decent possession guy for them tho, which is better than a complete headcase writeoff that the McDermott regime considered him.
>>157791049If there weren't enough reasons to hate the Chiefs and their fans already, this post should do it.
I'll say this about it, I don't know who Deion Colon is
>>157791662He's a big guy. Not gonna make a lot of dynamic plays but he could be a really reliable target over the middle and in the red zone.
>>157791683Cazzie
Reminder that the bills are a canadian team and if you root for them you are an anti-american commie.
>>157791697That's fair
>fish>chicken>waffle fries >hushpuppies>all for $6name a football snack that's a better value than long john silvers
>>157790908>He also claims they've floated a color scheme to Clark Hunt that's dark silver with red accentsLike this?
>Carnal TaintThis dude is a fucking bust. Not surprising for the Titans though.
>>157791711Damn that looks good
>>157791712Not a queefie but this goes hard
>>157791728>>157791712Female-coded team. Thats essentially what a swiftie would come up with
>>157791711This is why Americans have such high rates of colon cancer
>>157791712The Kansas City Furfaggots!
>>157791711mmm..fried
>>157791712>>157791728100% better than their Mcdonalds ass unis
>spent the last month of the offseason going on podcasts and shit talking AIPAC, telling people to look into 9/11, etc>(((reffies))) respond with officiating so terribly flagrant it almost lets the falcons starting a high school qb beat the steelers>gayron immediately calls out the reffies again multiple times the following week>steelers are now playing the (((kraftriots))) at gillette this week who are trying to bounce back from being facefucked by the seahawks twice in a rowif you have any sense at all you will bet your entire life savings on anything patriots related this sunday. this is going be a 45-14 KILLING aided by refgods the entire day. i've never seen such an obvious outcome.
>Atlanta Falcons quarterback Pooper Flush is taking the majority of the throws with the starters in the final practice of the week on Friday, according to Marc Raimondi of ESPNGrim
>>157791728Looks like a d2 college helmet
>>157790796Who is this thot?
Mina Kimes is pregnant isn't she? She's got that glow.
>>157791049Based. But the Chiefs should change their name to the Browns when they move to Kansas in honor of John Brown. The Cleveland Browns can change their name to the Indians in honor of their old baseball team. But they're not allowed to use any Native American imagery and the team has to be themed around India.I think this would be fair for everybody.
>Bring on 'dem boyz
idk what crack people are smoking to think the lions offense is *the* problem. the defense has been the glaring liability since aaron glenn left. The OL is what made those offenses 2-3 years ago look great, not everything ben johnson did kek. retards still blame aaron glenns defense for that commanders loss as if those short field positions and free points weren't entiring on goff and ben going retarded in that game.
>>157791427Have you seen him lately? He's all ozempic'd out
>>157791612Is there a reason they were stripped?
how does this nigga get away with it
>>157791764The Lions offense isn't their biggest problem but it's not enough to save them either. The Bears have a worse defense than the Lions but that's not going to matter when the two teams play.
>>157791745Our unis right now are top 5 in the whole league idiot. Why do you think McDonald’s chose that color scheme? To make people nauseous? Retard
>>157791754ur mom lol
>>157791764Its just homers over reacting. The offense is fine. They have legit stars and a good O line. Seen this song and dance for years with the Drew Brees taints, and the Joey Reddit bungles. It isnt new.
Ladies and gentlemen your Kansas Land Back Acknowledgements!
What’s the deal with black qb’s? Why aren’t they any good?
>>157791778Jimmy da Wop!
>>157791792Yuckola. Not surprised that trailer trash queefoids think this is fire though.
>>157791761based
>>157791576>My dad was a Chief Master Sergeant in the USAF. I guess they need to change that to something woke.the difference is they explicitly relate the name to Native themes it’s not just a generic title in a vacuum. they’re the Chiefs with an Arrowhead logo. if the Redskins had to change their name the Chiefs absolutely should have to too, but as usual they get preferential treatment
>>157791415>>157791712She was ahead of her time…
>>157791712>>157791821Someone mock up a new helmet with the anime wolf on it.
>>157791708Mazel Tov!
>>15779183410,000 gallons of water in grok
>>157791708Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE
Despite everyone allegedly knowing the game plan of "make him pass and we win", he still wins more than any other QB since 2022
>>157791747'fraid so
>>157791764Offense looks decent, will be better once everyone is healthy, which I believe can happen. I've hated the AG scheme they've used for years. It's time for them to admit it isn't working and change things up. Defense has always sucked. Sheppard should have been fired at the end of last year. Also Holmes not doing anything when his entire secondary died. There's a lot of issues there, but I think it's fixable if they actually do anything. Not sure if they will.
I think we should just make the logo the state of Kansas
>>157791443Joey Rice-a-Roni is a glass bitch
>>157791712MAC-tier
>>157791851Holy kino…..
>>157791859factually true, but spiritually untrue
>>157791883mac football is great though
>>157791851Gem
>>157791728Shut the fuck up.
"AUSSIES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be AUSSIES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE AUSSIES" he thought. Rock me, Mama, Like a Wagon Wheel reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Aussies after dark. "With a private jet, you can sleep anytime you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>157790983>Tied with Chiefs for the mostWE ARE A FLY OVER STATESTOP GIVING US INTERNATIONAL COUNTRIES TO REPRESENT TO FEED YOUR GREED CLARK HUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157791900>$9 wine I think you mean the $100 8ball of coke
>>157791900This is the only reason /nfl/ tolerates you, kiwi. Good post.
>>157791807washington should try winning
The Bills are the best team in the league.
>>157791870>I've hated the AG scheme they've used for years.thats stupid because the defense we had before he arrived was literally bottom of the league for 3 years. despite BH's dogshit drafts it slowly improved every year under glenn despite having 20 players on IR every season. Scheme wise you can argue it wasn't great when it came to stopping mobile QBs, but it hit hard and did better than what most teams try to do playing dime packages. When the tools were there it slapped. some of us said glenn did far more to pick up the bags of the team than johnson or campbell and we're proven right at this point.
>>157791919>The Bills are the best team in the league.and there it is, its that time of year, football is back
>>157791919It's still the Rams
Grandma status?
>Penix>Ward>Watson>Love>Williscomplete and utter black excellence
Grok, do black or white QBs have more rings in the NFL currently
>>157791933www.plonked.com/jesterguild
>>157791929Trip on fag
>>157791928It is unironically different this time.
>>157791900good post as usual kiwi>>157791885>>157791896First time I've done a shoop with AI, I can see how it's convenient but the first time I told it to match the momiji decal with the helmet's silver/crimson color scheme it just deleted her and left a blank space. The next gen I told it to make her two toned and visible against the helmet.
>>157791942Currently, Patrick Mahomes 3 + Jalen Hurts 1 is equal to >Aaron Rodgers>Sam Darnold>Matthew Staffordand>Joe FlaccoTeam White better hope for another Super Bowl winner this year! Their ancient fossils aren't going to last long.
>>157791959The cake has safety razors this year
Wolf status?
>>157791959It isn't.
>>157791920The mobile QB thing was the big irritant. Yes, it was better but it feels like the defense is always stubborn to keep doing the same thing over and over again. I'll admit AG got those waterboys to look better two seasons ago than KS is doing now. Offensively, I want to see them use more weapons. Petzing needs to stop running Gibbs 2nd and long. I'm hopeful once Mays and Miller get back it'll start humming again.
>>157791963Mahomes is white. Black people even got mad that they tried to market Mahomes vs Hurts as the first black vs black QB owl
Bills stadium looks like a soccer version of soldier field
>>157791976You don't get to invent the one drop rule, continue to be racist for a few more centuries, and then follow the inverse of it to claim one mans Lombardi trophies
>>157791976Mahomes is tejano
>>157791971Amount of Lions in Michigan status?
>>157791992Also a stupid name what’s your point
>>157791976Mahomes is black, but Russ was white until he got traded to Denver.
>Mahomes is white.
blacks don’t claim mahomes. they like lamar. just like how blacks don’t like jayson tatum, they like jaylen brown. If they’re even 1 drop white, they’re shit
>>157791971There are 70 wolves in California
There should be a mantis team
>>157792011What about zesty Caleb
>>157792010kek chiefs fans do look exactly like this
>>157792022Cleveland Stinkbugs
>>157792011What about Sanders or Watson
>>157792026Actually they look more like this
>>157791971Don't like 'em!
>>157792025He exudes top energy, so not gay.
>>157792025He paints his nails, so the twitter light skins love him. Chicago is a huge market so all those blacks will love him just because. But they are aware he’s too zesty and light to be universally accepted by the black community
>Falcons rule out Micro Penis Jr for Sunday
If you’re going to change your team name you have to at least pick something that’s unique to your area or history. You can’t go from something iconic and representative like Chiefs to something completely generic and anachronistic like Wolves.
That nasty little goblin Kyler Murray just crawled into my shoe and bit me
>>157792036yea they like sanders. watson has too much baggage and butt stuff on his resume
>>157792057would be hilarious if he tries to start @ Soldier Field one week after that heeming. Bears D might actually have a decent day.
>Bo Nix Bobliterated>GoofKeeeeeeeekkkkk laughing bout Kiwi
>>157792053Kansas City Crackpipes
>>157792041Caleb is more into frotting these days
This cake tastes good
>>157792022are you the /an/ anon
surely this is the year the ravens finally win the owl
>>157792022Need more animal variety in general>6 ungulates>5 berds>4 big catsHow are there no reptile or fish teams?
>>157792003Embarrassing
>>157792057Kyler would have made so much NIL money in college if he was born a few years later, then he could forego the pros and live off his millions playing Madden all day.
>>157792102The Dolphins are a fish team.
>>157792102Dolphins
>>157792053KC Wolf is just as relevant to the Chiefs as the rando they named the team after if not moreso. The only reason it makes you all seethe is because you know it’s kino
>people shitting all over Goff everywhere>had an objectively great game with every external circumstance against himwhy is he so hateable?
>Nooooooooo you can’t be the WOLVES th-there are no wolves in the area! I-t’s not fair!How many Lions in Michigan?How many Bengals in Ohio?You will need to find another angle to cope with
>>157792114whenever you see someone laughing at Goff or Bo Nix in a post here just imagine a 5'6 brown skinned half nigger half spic who smells like an unwiped asshole holding a phone with a screen so cracked he can barely solve the captcha before hitting post
how many EAGLEs in philadelphia
>>157792113it really isnt though. The whole unrelated wolf thing just comes off as an embarrassing Fursona.
>>157792132>these names are also dumb so our name should be dumb too!!
>>157792136cool with the racism man, go back to /pol/ with your rhetoric
i think aidan hutchinson is just as overrated as bustin sherbert
>>157792113The American education system has failed us all.
>>157792136Statmutt bros... We are getting called out and exposed badly.
>>157792138Nope, you’re literally just mad that it’s cool. Same as the guy who keeps replying to me when I post wolf gifs and goes “THERE ARE NO WOLVES IN KC THIS IS FALSE”
>>157792145Nah he's a monster being wasted by the retarded Lions. Should've been a Bear.
>>157792053KC Country Boys
>>157792145Anyone who wears meme eye black can’t be trusted.
Somebody mention Blo Dix?
>>157792170what dat mouf do ahh
>>157792173>after 200,000 years war paint is suddenly suspect
>>157792053The Kansas City Browns. For John Brown.
>>157792145hard to do anything when you're the only good player and getting triple teamed.
>WOLVES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH KC IT’S TOO RANDOM IT’S IT’S—Literally a historic and integral part of our iconography and by far the most natural new name. Everyone knows this. Get over it
>Be a team named after Indians with Indian iconography >B-But deep inside, we are actually a WOLF. Look at this Fursuit I wear, and all these pictures I have saved!Like I said Fursona cringe.
>>157792173>Anyone who wears meme eye black can’t be trusted.Blaxson Dark, Cant trust em.
>>157792193holy fucking cringe
>>157792194>>Be a team named after Indians with Indian iconography>>B-But deep inside, we are actually a WOLF. Who is our literal mascot. You can do this
>>157792192porn whores do this all the time, skill issue.
Most times leading NFL+AFL+AAFC in WAR since 1940>6: Graham>5: Manning>4: Brady, Young, Staubach, Unitas>3: Rodgers, Favre, Montana, Tittle>2: Jackson, Mahomes, Brees, Warner, Fouts, Gabriel, Brodie, Baugh, Isbell
>>157792201Why did you make this post?
Jaguars at Broncos should have been SNFMaybe Vikings Bears
>>157792170Wow wtf. I cant believe queefies do stuff like that
>>157792194For me it's the fact that the Browns are named after Werner von Braun
>>157792057>[Schefter] Vikings ruled out QB Kyler Murray for Sunday’s game vs. the Bears. Vikings QB Carson Wentz starts.THIS JUST IN, JJ MCCarthy will be able to have a chance to take SNAPS in an official football game is Wentz gets benched for poor performance Use NINER fans have always believed.
>>157792185Yeah. Kinda like how spears stopped being relevant in like the 15th century
>>157792170What a lack of Ocean access does to fly over mongrels.This is what they have to do for fun.
>>157792216us country boys make do
>>157792222N9ne bros, the dream is still alive
>>157792222Wentz gets hurt every other game, there is a decent chance Nine blesses us all with his presence.
>>157792222As a Bears fan Kyler playing would have made this an auto win
>>157792222Digits confirm. Nine is inescapable.
>>157792222Bears got lucky
Kansas City Wolves would be a better name
>>157792224>there aren't soldiers defending israel RIGHT NOW with war paint on their brave faces
>>157792170The debate is over. queefies confirmed as the zestiest fanbase in all of sports
>>157792222Nine is going to beat the Bears and then be shit for the rest of the season.
>>157792242That’s why you love us though ;)
>>157792233Wentz is way more competent than concussed midge Kyler. He had multiple 300+ yard games last year and threw 3 TDs in one half last week.
>>157792240Kikes dont need war paint to bomb apartment buildings from 40,000 feet in the air
>>157792114He's the last cerebral pure pocket passer QB in a league of magical negros chuckin' n jivin' turning the position into a glorified RB position.You tell me.
>>157792145same with crosby and tj watt these yt boys think they good
Wince is absolute shit. I’m so fucking sick of not having a franchise QB. My entire life the Vikings have never had a franchise QB what a fucking gay ass sport.
>>157792237I don’t think it’s better but it’s obviously mean which is why they’re mad lol, impossible to clown on. KC Wolves playing in the Wolf’s Den is one of the hardest team concepts in the NFL
>>157792265>Goof>cerebralLMAOOOO
>>157792268Culpepper sort’ve counted right?
>>157792260They don't do things because they're necessary.
>>157792277He was a Moss merchant
If he beats Ramilia this week we may not see youngchud the rest of the season
>>157792270wolves* you moron
>>157792270Calling yourselves the Wolf Pack goes way harder than Chiefs Queendom.
>>157792287You spend your entire life posting unironic seethe spam in response to everything I post, retarded basement crustacean. Kill yourself already
>>157792277They had Cunningham and Culpepper and 1.5 good years of Favre. Bottom line is they've always been a soft ass dome team who can't handle the elements (or playoff pressure).
I like Goof
>>157792285Cant trust em.Cant have it, wont do it.
>>157792285This is not happening
>>157792268Kirk was good it’s too bad Zimmer hated him
>>157792291CHIEFS KINGDOM IS A FINE AND LOGICAL EXCEPT
>>157792277He was there for a season
>>157792311*concept
>>157792311Queendom. Taylor Swift is the most important figure associated with the Chiefs.
>>157792276I would blame that and most of his lowlights on poor center play. He threw plenty of lasers and check downs last night, unfortunately, in a very Dak Statpadford-esque style.
>>157792319Google Tom Cruise
>>157792276>getting safety’d by the stoolers old ahh unc defenselmao faveLA won the trade
>>157792301i do too but he’s not good
Daunte Culpepper is only 49 years old wtf it feels like he played forever ago
Please fuck my ass
>>157792340^Did not say that
>>157792301So why don't you marry him?
>>157792312tf are you talking about
>>157792328Oh, I'm sorry, is it 20 years ago?
Is NFL street the GOAT NFL game?
Kansas City Buttfuckers
Josh Allen and Gayleb are the MVP favorites.
>>157792352For wigger Detoilets perhaps
>>157792332He is but the league wants DEI mutts and light skins so rev up the humiliationnl rituals
Not gonna lie, the cake is looking mighty fine this year>The cake is a lie, anonYOU SHUT YOUR WH**E MOUTH!
>>157792358Gayleb is a Ben Johnson babby.
>>157792352maybe. Blitz has always been the most fun
>>157792363>cakeGet new material unc
>>157792311>>157792318…. not even gonna say anything
>>15779233349 is old as shit you're telling on yourself unc
>>157792370depends on if refs will call holding
>>157792329>sound of a window slamming shut
>>157792371I’m extremely dyslexic and do what I can with my loose relationship with words which is usually fine, what’s your excuse for living in my replies and being such a douchebag?
>>157792370I'd rather put my face in Jalen Hurts tush
>>157792369>tfw there are posters ITT who weren't even alive when the razors were first baked into the cakemy back hurts, bros.
>>15779237549, just a fucking kid.
>>157792343>only one season over 500huh
>>157792387How do you type so well with dyslexia? Genuinely curious
>>157792353ButtfuckeesThey are the recipients
>>157792375Tom Brady is 49. Daunte being the same age seems really weird to me.
>>157792406Auto-complete. The only thing that gets me when online is things like wolf’s den instead of “wolves” or when I associate the wrong word like except instead of concept, which it can’t catch. For reading I have specific glasses
>Tampon Gay Fuckin' QueersKek this is exactly who they are.
>>157792409You best have a good lawyer, motherfuc-ee
Culpepper became gigawashed before he turned 30
queefies logging on with retard goggles to be able to read kekkkkk
>>157792427heh
We deserve a game today, but goodell hates the fans and is backed by the influential (((redzone))) cartel
>>157792459The (((redzone))) cartel?
>>157792459Honestly, I hate the fans too. I hope they all finally decide to hypnotize all of us watching and turn us into free slave labor.
>>157792459Please stop.>t. /cfb/
>>157792459their antitrust exemption has rules about opposing college and highschool football and making games available for the publicthey're already pushing the boundaries with all the streaming tomfoolery so it's only a matter of time until they piss on the rest of it
>>157792470It's a push to cater to gamblers and sloppists with no attention span. It's not how the game is meant to be watched. It's also a format that they use to diminish injuries by glossing over the timeouts caused by them.
>>1577925181 game on Friday and Saturday. College and highschool can play during the day. Just one game each weekend day. It's perfectly workable.
>>157792568Tuesday is a perfectly cromulent day for extra NFL
>>157792609try getting that past the players union
>>157792667Switch TNF to Tuesday and you save yourself billions on rebranding
>>157792568I'm a college football enjoyer so I don't suffer the same withdrawals that you seem to, but like I said it's only matter of time until they do it. The owners have fallen in love with selling little chunks of games to the highest bidder and two more packages to auction off is too sweet to ignore for long.
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>>157792776Thank you
>>157792370Josh Allen
>>157792222KOC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever to the Bears.
