UFC 331 soon
>>157804048There are but you can easily spot the fake one. He's on here 24/7 while constantly talking about how great his life is and coming up with retarded terminally online slang that no one else uses
>>157804051>cuh
>bro i'm telling you iwo is a MONSTER bro he's gonna be champ someday!!!*gets heemed by 40yo menifield*
>>157804075I sometimes can't understand what he writes. His English is not that good.
>>157804092
Try your hardest to please bur sometimes its not enough.
>>157804092point to a single post calling Iwo champ materialhe's a swang n bang slopper. that deserves appreciation
>>157804134can't please all the people all the time said bob marley
>>157804130OHH!!! THEY'RE JUST FIGHTING! This is crazyyyy
Iwo will be champ
>>157804168He also said he shot the sheriff i don't trust that nigga
>>157804263he did spare the deputy that has to count for something
Is Menifield still coached by Pat Barry?
Iwo? The future champ?
iwo sky iykyk
my favorite Gane pic is him wearing a leather jacket while sitting on a motorcycle
The Vanimal will crush Cantoja, I fear
i like the campaign of conquest
>>157804421C'est Magnifique
roast has 3.5 hours left bros
me on fight nite
Gable Stevenson is a rapist
>>157804542is the tape to help larp furniture?
>Lethwei is not allowed in mixed martial artsAww thats sad our Burmese boy Joshua Van can't use the national Myanmar martial art in the UFC. Would have loved see Joshua Van get headbutted
>tfw tuivasa by sub R1
b funny as shit if arman loses to huffy
>>157804600Pantoja is a fucking animal, no doubt he would headbutt, soccer kick and stomp Van's gutts if allowed
>>157804352Menifield IS Pat Barry. You don't want to know how deep it goes anon
>>157804600>Look at Burmese fighting history>They have a shit ton of different martial arts for centuries Joshua Van being a champ now makes sense. Its in his blood to be an elite fighter. UFC should recruit more from there. The thais keep ducking mma, so the burmese are a good alternative
>>157804639I want ruffy to win but Armans really good at wrestling. Why didn't ruffy go to train with real wrestlers. He went to australia instead to train with volk and jizzy.
Does Joshua Van support the government or the rebels in the Myanmar Civil War?
>>157804639I don't see how it's anything but a repeat of BSD vs Ruffy. Ruffy's only chance is to KO Arman before the first takedown
pantoja was the dominant champ and only lost due to a fluke injury.hes beating van like a normal defense
>>157804352Pats a weird guy. Justin Gaethje complained that having Pat backstage was annoying because of how weird he is lol.
>>157804674thought doo was from burma
>>157804697Same place
>>157804668Volk has superb anti grappling and antiwrestling, b.
>>157804703I need some time to process that
amerifats discovering elementary school geography and 20 year old current things via wikipedia in real time. colorized
>>157804718Armans way better tho and volk is small. Ruffy should be training with real wrestlers. I think that mistake will cost him in fight. Expecting arman to just blanket him.
Joanna was on a Polish dance show
>>157804727b if you know anything about burma it's too much
>>157804690>pedo turns out to be a weirdo
>>157804689Pantoja looks old these days. I think he lost a step. Van's only 24, hes gonna be around for along time. Still can't believe how fast he became champ. Van has only been doing pro mma for like 5 years lol.
>>157804761i actually had aung's biography for a while as ironic bookshelf fodder the foreword was by hillary iirc
>>157804751Volk would never get outwrestled by Arman. That said, Ruffy’s not Volk and most fighting nerds have proverbially bad wrestling, so yeah.
>>157804752K keep me posted
>>157804777>i think he's lost a stepanon he hasn't fought since the injury vs van you have zero evidence to support him losing a step
>>157804813Do older fighters ever look the same after a major injury?
>>157804752>that face>those rock hard baseball fake tits thank god she was good at fighting
>>157804813Maybe the injury itself constitutes evidence of Pantoja losing a step.
prates versus islam would settle the book reading debate once and for all
>>157804822>major injury bro he dislocated his elbow why are people acting like he popped an achilles kek
>>157804727Geography is famously one of the subjects everyone sucks at. Not sure why but people are always shit at reading maps, history of specific cultures and other knowledge that foreign related. Most school curriculums just glaze over world history and just focus on local history. The Euros also do this. Most places just want you to know your own regions history.
>>157804752>BOOBIEWOMAN IS CUMMING TOMORROW
>>157804850I'm very good at geography speak for yourself faggot
>>157804674Van is probably neutral. Hes famous over there, I bet both sides are supporting him. Its rare for a Burmese person to be world famous.
Burmese python
Tom Aspinall blind ranks best female fighters + ideal sex position
>>157804870yea sure thats you but if you ask some random people on street and they probably couldn't even tell you all the continents.
The UFC has basically forced every champion in to inactivity. Volkanovski and Islam were both ready to fight again months after their last defense and we're forced to sit out, Ilia has been on a one fight a year schedule for like 3 years, there has been a 1 HW title defense a year for 4 years, LHW slowed to a crawl in the last 2 years, MW has also slown to a crawl, Joshua Van used to fight 3, 4 times a year and is now only fighting twice this year, Yan and Merab went MIA for an entire year after they were 2 of the most active fighters in the roster. There has been SIX (6) title fights this year and we're 3/4ths of the way through it The reason why this is happening is because Hunter Campbell figured out that if champions are fighting less, the UFC is spending less money. So if every champion is kept on the shelf even when they're healthy and they have a obvious contender, the UFC can still cut spending without actually lowering their pay. It's advanced Jewish tactics not even Netanyahu would dream of
>escapes violent, dangerous shithole country>comes to america for better life >succeeds in america >always carries original country's flag and identifies as being from the shithole that would never have allowed such opportunities why are so many immigrants like this
I had Dominic Reyes 3-1 going into the last round -Dana White
>>157804850this couldn't be further from the truth>>157804870good on you b ignorance is not bliss
>>157804843Pantoja broke his arm and it happened because Van violently threw him to the ground. Can't believe people are even picking Pantoja. Van is clearly better than him.
>>157804891EurasiaArctic circle North and south Middle east Africanus Pangea New Guinea
>>157804850lol no it isn’t? Don’t project your ignorance into others.
157804921 (You) He didn't break his arm. He dislocated his elbow. No surgery required, no cast required.
Pantoja will be lucky to escape with his life this time, Vanbeast showed mercy by only breaking his arm in the first fight
I've been slowly pruning my gmail since google is threatening to make me pay for their service. in a week, I've trimmed it down from 99,999+ to 82,000what I'm trying to say is I'd really like to heem google with a tornado kick
Gotta be honest I’ve never watched a Pantoja fight and I don’t plan on doing so
>>157804895nigga its the fighters ducking. Dana wishes the fighters fought more but they are always turning down fight. The champs are even worse. When they do accept a fight they want a 2 month pre camp and then a 3 month fight camp. After they then go on vacation for several months and get fat. Its ridiculous how many fighters do this shit.
>>157804960Quintessential British MMA post
>>157804936>talks shit>doesnt name the continentsopinion discarded
>>157804963Unless you are paying millions you aren’t going to get people fighting 3 times a year at their peak.
>>157804960typical "british" mokaev fan
>>157804976Africa Europe North America South America Asia AntarcticaOceania
>>157804963>nigga its the fighters duckingThis is the classic dana white Jewish trick where he tells both fighters the other guy ducked them and then books what ever random bullshit he wants. He's done this a dozen times and retards like you still fall for it
>>157804987>Oceniafailure
>>157804895There will never be a stacked card with double/triple title fights again. Sad!
>>157804976HP sauce Ketchup Dijon Mustard English MustardMaple syrup BBQ sauce Mayo
>>157804977a bunch of ufc champs get millions and still don't fight often. Thats why Kevin Holland is so high paid because he always volunteers to be replacement fighter.
Joshua Van vs. Alexandre Pantoja Arman Tsarukyan vs. Mauricio RuffyPatricio Pitbull vs. Dooho ChoiGable Steveson vs. Sean SharafAlonzo Menifield vs. Iwo Baraniewski
Real question is that is there 6 or 7 continents
>>157805005I’d say it’s a half mark and you spelt Oceania wrong even though you were quoting me so you’re a dumbass.
>>157805003dana doesn't matchmake anon dana doesn't do anything these days hunter, maynard, and shelby run the ufc
>>157805029>a bunch of ufc champs get millionsPay them tens of millions then as a fair share of revenue, oh yeah they won’t. Canelo used to fight 3 times a year sometimes because he was getting 50mil plus.
>>157805035are* they are mocking our language skill don't drop the pall
>>157804718why was he looking at the camera like that
>>157804980Mokaev won some fights outside of UFC like they told him to do and Hunter only offered him a spot on UFC BJJ lol. Whatever Mokaev did backstage must have been bad.
>>157805059UFC is for shareholders, not fighters. The entire purpose of the company is to maximize profit for shareholders.
Fighting 3 times a year is a 365 day job if you’re at a high level. No one is doing that shit unless they are heavily compensated for it.
>>157805072opened a beer
>>157805079Yeah no shit and you’re asking them to fight 3 times a year lol ain’t happening.
>>157805059UFC already pays them enough. We are in a world were Kevin Holland has 11 million and Bobby Green has 9 houses, plus a strip club. They get paid good.
>>157805077a lot of fighters said he was a prick to the lower ufc staff just doing their job. I believe it.they've let bums on losing streaks leave the org, get some wins, and come back like it's no thing.mokaev is undefeated but he must've been a serious prick.
>>157805083lord help us
>>157805003lol but the managers talk to each other too you goof. If Dana lied the fighters would find out either way. Everyone talks to each other. The managers sometimes try to double team UFC to get the fights they want.
>>157805104As I said no one is doing that at a high level because that would mean a year round training camp, get injured once or have a hard fight and it’s never happening. Opponent pulls out etc. 3 fights a year at the highest level might happen once in a blue moon.
>>157805033PantojaTsarukyanPitbullSharafBaraniewski
fighters are paid moreoutside of fight purses, there's huge value in sponsorships and people helping you maintain your lifestyle because they want to see you do well (especially for Middle Eastern/Central Asian/Caucasian Muslim fighters)in USA, a lot of fighters are moving to Nevada, which is cheap and has the UFC PI as a free world-class resource for all around fighter needsthe reason people are less active is therefore twofold:1) fighters simply aren't as desperate to fight because there are so many more avenues to make money through the UFC platform2) as you move up the rankings, the UFC does start making "plans" for you, so you can't fight as much because it has to depend on the right matchupsalso, once you're champ and very established, you can take more time off and nobody can say anything because fighting at least once a year is tolerableso basically, as the sport grows and more money flows in, expect your favorite popular fighters to fight less because they don't need to endure getting beat up multiple times a year in order to live an upper-middle-class or better lifestyle
>>157805033Alexandre PantojaArman TsarukyanDooho ChoiGable StevesonAlonzo Menifield
Oh yeah Merab fought 4 times last year but he’s a little gremlin freakazoid
>>157805158Thank you Captain Obvious. Very enlightening.
wish yan spoke english he's like those manlets that made fun of you and then beat the shit out of you if you tried to talk back. he bullied both merab and sean on the mic
>>157805179my pleasure
>>157805158The famous Marvin Hagler line is always true:It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 a.m. when you've been sleeping in silk sheets. The fighters have to good in the UFC now. Khabib got 20 million in gifts after he beat Conor. Thats on top of the millions UFC paid him for the fight. After a few big fights Khabib retired and said it was because of his Fazzas death but the truth he was loaded already. Why fight anymore and risk serious injury?
What’s an absolutely filthy bet or parley to make that can get me 30x odds that actually is possible to win? Who are some massive underdogs who can win
Seriously what the fuck was the deal with Aspinalls “ever been fingered” question to Nina?That’s not simple autism that’s a genuine insane question to ask someone never mind on tv
>>157805250Sheraf probably biggest dog and honestly with him bringing up the rape case I think he’s got that DOG in him
>>157805271tom aspinall is mentally about 12 years old
Yeah Sheraf is about 10:1, if you’re gonna make a crazy bet go for that
>>157805329some of us aren't filthy fucking casuals and know easy money when we see it.such as: modafferi vs barber, sean vs fluffy, etc.
>>157805271I think it was because Nina was known for asking fighters weird and awkward questions so he tried to one up her
>>157805340>modafferi vs barberdamn unc
>>157805340Actually the real money is on Tuivasa and Sheraf you fucking plebeian
>>157805271its a joke about the middle finger
>>157805033PantojaArmanDoohoGableIwo
>>157805271To be fair it’s a good question that we are all wondering and she should have answered it honestly. Tom outdid her weird gimmick. Based Tom.
Guys please help me I’m poor and I just need some knowledgable fans to give me some high odds bets Give me some insider knowledge on high level problem solving with dire physical consequences and who’s worth putting some money on or a free parley
>look at me I’m so flirty and sexy please sub to my kick streams and I will show you feet and give myself wedgies >in comes Big Tom>AAVE YEW EVAH BEEN FINGAHD BY UN MMA FAIITTTERR LASS
>>157805077>Whatever Mokaev did backstage must have been bad.dickhead to the matchmakers, jumped kape before the fight and then put on the stinkiest performance possible including trying to give him a bamhole inspection midfight
>>157805391I just told you, Tuivasa and Sheraf. You can look up the odds yourself and just bet on all the biggest underdogs and hedge if you want. If Tuivasa and Sheraf win that would be a huge return, very unlikely though.
Picobros, why did we choose to accept Keita on short notice? :/
>>157805423Explain why they are better than picking Pantoja and ruffy to win
>>157805391Also if you’re poor don’t gamble it’s literally retarded. If you don’t have something to lose don’t spend it.
>>157805438if this guy had a chin, he'd be champ
>>157805441>Ruffy and Pantoja SCREAMING You genuinely have more chance of rolling your money into a ball and throwing it into the sky and hitting a leprechaun that will drop some gold for you
>>157805441They aren’t but I thought you wanted the theoretical maximum return possible
wow this card sucks
>>157805461Ideally I want the best 20x bet that while still being unlikely is possible
how hasn't this been talked about
>>157805484I’ve never understood the whole “athletes shitting themselves so they don’t lose a race etc” thing If you are willing to shit yourself would it not be less embarrassing to just pull your shorts to the side and shit on the ground while running or is showing your asshole more embarrassing than literally shitting yourself and continuing
>>157805503stopping to shit would lose you time on the race
>>157805484Women just aren't built to do high intensity exercise. There are countless videos of female powerlifters pissing themselves while deadlifting
Tuivasa Ruffy Sheraf Pantoja
>>157805515No I mean shit while running but pull your shorts aside
>>157805525Making bets like this is fine when you're flush with cash, but if you're actually a poorfag and struggling for money, it's best to just do your best to stretch out that 50 quid instead of risking it on 4 underdogs
>>157805503strategic oil change is a forbidden technique
>>157805391every single fight has exactly 50/50 odds
>>157805525Mental how accumulators like this used to be possible before wrestlers ruined combat sports
>>157805551Only if you don't understand the concept of probability. Yes, it's technically possible that either fighter can win the fight, but most of the time, one is more probable to win
>>157805571Not how it works retardIt’s 50/50
>>157805557You could still make an all underdog acca for boxing or kickboxing though, nothing is stopping you
>>157805591Is a F1 Ferrari vs a Honda Civic 50/50?
>>157805571yeah like how merab was definitely gonna steamroll yan again and khamzat was definitely gonna steamtoll sean and ilia was definitely gonna streamroll gaethje mma fans are basically scientists
>>157805613In a race? Absolutely All joking aside are you retarded?
>>157805632Upsets have always been a thing, if you look at the win percentages of fighters who were big favourites going into a fight, I'm sure most of the time, they ended up winning
>>157805639How is an F1 car vs a Honda Civic in a race 50/50?
When you find out that some people are genuinely so low iq that they can't tell the difference between probability and possibility, you understand how these sports betting companies swindle retards out of millions every year
>>157805655Honestly I can’t continue a conversation with someone mentally deficient bro I would be wasting your time and more importantly mine Good luck in life with your handicap and I mean that sincerely
>>157805650then just bet favorites indefinitely adjusted per fight odds if that's such a reliable system
>>157805664You’d say there is 50% probability a honda civic can beat an F1 car in a race?
Betting is too risky. The bookies hire autistic mma fans that watch every single fight, and have fight pass. They take notes on everything and carefully debate odds. The house never losses in betting.
>>157805675See >>157805681
>>157805681No, there's a 50% possibility that the Honda would win and a near 0% probability that it would. That's the difference
>>157805701Wrong.
>>157805033VanArmanChoiGableIwo
you either get fingered by an mma foighta or you dont
Formula 1 car can crash
introduce a little chaos and ufc fight day becomes a fight in itself
>>157805650those aren't upsets, thoughMerab, Khamzat and Ilia were overhyped
why is the same guy fighting twice
Every fight is actually 25/25/25/25 since fights can be declared a draw or no contest
>>157805033Pantoja RuffyChoiGablememefield
IT LEAKED
guys at 4oz gloves fight like max holloway where they're probably not the strongest guys but they have a lot of output
Chama means flame. In many ways Poatan Kirk is carrying that flame.
The Charlie Kirk “Flame” memorial belt. The CKF. The Kirkiest Man on the Planet.
>>157805890>>157805901send the discord my regards
Lads I have £10 That’s my entire budget to make a bet or parley that won’t make me feel suicidal this month and I need the help of you to make that happen /heem/Who do I bet on?
>>157805033PantojaArmanPitbullSharafIwo
>>157805764Society.
>>157805986ruffy by sub, cap this
Lads I’m a filthy casual I recognise the name Pantoja as being some type of champion or goat in his division a few years back or something yeah?Why shouldn’t I bet £50 on him to win as he’s like 12/1
>>157805986tai + giga + o'neill/moira under 1.5 + steveson/sharaf over 1.5 + choi
How the fuck are people picking sheraf to beat gable? He’s getting fucking smoked
>>157806074browns are picking him cause he's a muslim although he served with the us army, chuds are picking him cause no one likes a black that is also a rapist.
>>157806074People are idiots and pick with their hearts based on who they want to win all the time
>>157806074they're just hatepicking against himanybody who got chinned by junior tafa should be removed from the ufc immediately
>>157806074imagine you have nothing on the line except an image posted anonymously now imagine how you might be willing to risk that anonymously posted image on a huge underdog is that foolish? who can say
>>157806146Shut the fuck up fat nerd I wasn’t asking you
>>157806160You don't have to be a dick about it
>>157806174Yeah I do I have a 5 inch erect penis and mental health issues I’m allowed to be a dick to people
doo is packing
>>157805734AI gets shit wrong all the time
>>157806213That's above average isn't it?
I've popped out 5 inch turds, don't see me bragging about it
5 inches is such a horrible penis sizeIts not in the tiny level that would make you suicidal but its small enough to make it so that most women will consider you small and disappointing
Belel should be cut
If you are a UFC fighter who can’t speak English and isn’t a massive knockout artist you should be cut
>>157806270
how about you keep your cock size to yourself pal
Guy at the burger store came up to me and said "did you already order?" So I said to him "when I was in high school my football coach molested me." He said "im sorry to hear that." I said "what did you just say to me faggot?" I secured the takedown with ease, and after some struggling I wrapped up the rear naked choke and put him to sleep right there.
>>157805033VanArmanChoiGableMenifield
Maybe I'm an absolute casual but did Arman get too influencer-like for the sport? He's too popular for his own good when he hasn't even won anything meaningful
i got that donkey dick
>>157806434being popular amongst brown people is like being a rapist
Loophole
>>157805033Phan-Doo-Young Cha-Rook-Yan Superboy Chi-Nguyen-Son NC
>>157806493Dumb nickname for dumb people. It wasnt a loophole, it was the law of the land.
Your honor I did not rape that woman, she was drunk
>>157804051Fuck Dana
Just going to watch this gay shit because of neon
>>157805033Apex tier card
>>157806548Case dismissed.
Drinking a corona thug life
Lets fucking go!
rape is not relevant to who wins a mixed martial arts bout
How about guy tuivasa and he's a guy
>>157805033PantojaRuffyChoiLoopholeBaraniewskiw
>>157805033PantalonesRuffyChing Chong ChoiSharafMenifield
Gable is as close to free money in the history of free money in betting history
>>157805033VanArmoChoiGableAlonzo
>>157805033VanTsarukyanPitbullStevesonBaraniewski
>>157806931he doesnt protect against punchesat alland he does not use his wrestling
>>157806419did you copy this from sean stricklands Ao3
>>157806954You've seen him fight one time against a bum and he treated him like a bum. Hes an Olympic gold medalist and a super athlete. You have to be on the spectrum. Theres no way your not retarded.
It’s physically impossible for an Olympic golden medalist to lose to any fighter who isn’t in the top 10 in his division That’s a fact
is prelims in one hour or 90 minutes
crazy how shaydullaev torpedo'd his own hype by signing with MVPoofl for 2 whole years
>>157805391How to bet UFC:>never bet large favorites on the moneyline (bigger than -400/1.25). injuries happen, robberies happen. there are no 'locks' in MMA. >never bet a method of victory that pays less than even money >more than half of fights go over the over/under total >every fight can go the distance no matter how guaranteed you think a finish is >value is on the prelims. books are sharp on main cards but there's more unknowns on the prelims>wrestler-grapplers beat strikers about 80% of the time>submissions aren't very common, only about 17% of fights end by sub. most fighters have jitz these days and can defend common subs, so don't ever expect a submission bet to be a lock>overall, most of your bets should be single moneylines and totals. don't go too heavy on method of victory and don't make big parlay/multi bets >this is just me personally - never bet big on WMMA. women's fights are often low level and razor close because neither fighter can do damage. As for one bet tonight, my favorite play is >Casey O'Neill ITD +275/3.75 Moura is dangerous early with grappling and jitz. She has a shitty gas tank tho and will fade hard. I think there's a 40-45% chance Casey finishes her yet this is priced at less than 30%. I don't bet big on WMMA, but this is worth a small shot.
>>157807068>sign with UFC on a 30k/30k contract and fight people who might beat you >sign with PFL on a 150k show contract and fight tomato cans Not a hard decision
>>157807054? that karate guy won gold specifically for getting knocked the fuck out
>>157806931Bro he's -2400 you really want to risk 100 quid to win less than 5 on a low skill heavyweight fight?
There isn't a single good card between tonight and 333
>>157805076he was looking at the clock to see if he could just neutralize Volk there>>157804792>>157804718you're really overrating Volk's wrestling. he's got good getups but he got controlled by/lost rounds to Mendes and Makhachev due to wrestling, and almost got his head popped off by Ortega. watch what Evloev does to him
>>157807191I feel bad for Canadian fans. You guys get the most wretched cards. The Edmonton card is one of the worst ever with a live crowd
>>157807234Weinerpeg was better than expected in terms of pure entertainment value but checking Edmonton again just now I wouldn't be surprised to see maybe 1 or 2 Canadian wins all night. Its not just fighters I have no interest in, they're straight ass
I think it was heem who first blew the whistle on Justin's loaded gloves good job boys
>>157807304Mallott is fun to watch but most leaf fighters are boring like Jasmine or Zahabi
If you wanted to win $100, you would need to wager the following>$2400 on Gable>$8.33 on Sharaf kek anyone betting Gable is retarded just make a small bet on Sharaf and hope for a meme finish
Gf is dragging me out to some dumb food festival not going to be able to watch the heems with you bros I'm fucking pissed
>>157807425tell her to fuck off
>>157807425>having a gf in the current yearthis is your own fault anon
>>157807425She will never respect you if you act like this.
Ruffy used to have curly hair
>>157807496me too :3
Do you miss Mohamed Mokaev brazzas?? Genuinely thought it would have been him vs Van tonight lol
>>157807491I'll beat her tonight after it
>>157807234Dana's a petty bitch and I told him that when I saw him in Vegas he giggled like a girl and wandered off with some dude
Im on some cuck a janny shit, take a janny's bitch I pull up with the stick, I let that shit hitShut up...but I fucked that niggas bitch
>>157807552Norwood reaper got you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3vDCgbI_YQ
>>157807425Frig that bitch bro. At least it's not 332, the real nigga card of the month
>>157807678for real, by the way who do you think wins arman or ruffy?
silva vs cong will be more exciting than any Islam mahkachev fight
>>157805033>Joshua "The Fearless" Van Bawi Thawng>Maurício "Mauricio Ruffy" de Lima Santos>Choi "The Korean Superboy" Doo-ho>Gable Dan Stevenson>Iwo "Rudy" Baraniewski
Alright dickheads, what bets should I put on today? I was thinking same game multi for>Arman, 5 rounds, unanimous decisions>Tai, first round KO (this won't happen but whatever, he has everything to lose)van vs pantoja is too unpredictable
>>157805033Alessandray "No FATHER" PantojaArmongoloidChing Chong ChoiJon's fleshlightIwowowow
if ur not bald, dont even thnk of watching the card today
>>157807727Tai winning is like 100%
>>157807727sports betting is retarded, just buy scratch offs
>>157805033Find my heem picks attachedVanArmanPitbullGableAlonzo
brather volk can't wrestle>
Soo is this Arman vs Ruffy fight a title eliminator?
>>157807425You would rather hang out with a bunch of anonymous losers than go out to dinner with your gf? Respect.
Can't remember the last time I had to unboy someone desu. In my maturity I've become skilled at sniffing out fragile mengs at the outset so I never boy them in the first place.Can't imagine I'll have to unboy Pantoja for example.
>>157807802yeah armung said he was promised a title sho' if he wins Idk about Ruffy though
>>157805033AlexandreMaurícioPatrícioStephensonIvo Holanda
>>157807054Olympic wrestling is high skill but it really isn’t fighting, even habibi said Judo is better
>>157807802not officially but it is in essenceif it ends up being lackluster they're either giving topturio the rematch or him vs paddy for MSG for #1 contender
>>157807068not reallyhe can just do the MengVP arc where he gets a meme contract off heeming cans. better that then start off in poofc on a shit contract and have to prove himself to get a bigger one.
i need advanced fat ass tech, what snacks to get for tonight? im thinking extra large slurpee and a box of oreos to start it off
>>157807838Ruffy def needs one more if he wins, although he is dana's new pet as he is kino like poatan, rightly so. So he will be gifted the shot
Escort i wanna fuck only does two hour sessions and I've never been with an escort do we just cuddle until I'm ready for round two? Seems kinda awkward she doesn't say anything about GFE
>>157807868xl slurpee is healthy actually if you live an active lifestyle
>>157807585yes
>>157807868two large meatlovers pizzas and no mom
>>157807880Heem yourself
>>157805033pantojaruffydoo doosteveson iwo
put your money of sharaf NOW you stupid ass reddit bitches
>>157807802Armeng will be competing in title eliminators for the rest of his career unless he actually has a statement win. If he heemed Dookie round 1 he'd have got it. If he has a decision or a "war" tonight where he looks even a little bad theyre going to let Peahead or Max fight Gaychee instead
oreNOs more like it like scrap that shot and bring me some soft chewy cookies stat!
>>157807802for sure b they're giving the title shot to a generic npc instead of padbeast the literal face of the ufc
>>157807839I'm a man!
the champ is here
>>157807880get a massage into GFE that will kill some time
>>157807901Tough but some ladies like bald fellas. Just look at Dana.
who is starting the game thread tards
>>157807918I'll probably heem my meng and stay home B I'm a pussy
Heres 47 legal punches to the back of the head b. I love you Ciryl Gane
She wanna hang with an Indian
chama
>>157808077maybe you shouldn't turn the back of your head when your opponent is throwing an elbow? just my opinion.
When heemin startin?
>>157805033PantojaRuffyChoiGableIwo
>>157807959the non title fight with Illyeh Apturo is a bigger fight than the title fight for Paddy.
>>157808051Bitch
>>157805033VanRuffyDoo Ho ChoiStevesonIwo
So, who should Quillan fight next? loser of Arman vs Ruffy?
>>157808177paddy the baddie
OOHHHHHHH PADDY THE NITRO
Nina Chama
>>157808189They won't want two top prospects fighting each other (as much as I want to see that fight, I doubt it is happening rn)
>>157808033go back
Nitro Nina
C H I L L S!He knew bros. He knew.
>>157804087now that the Dustin has settled, was he wrong?
>>157808033we dont post on that shit here
>>157804087For me its the niggy that insists he could heem Dusmeng despite being told hes a fyder
>>157808228naw b we stay finna heem or be heemed up
>>157807425
Thoughts on Carrot Top attempting to heem himself?
Taira controlled Van for the entire first two rounds. That's 10 whole minutes of tape for Pantoja to study. Idk man...
>>157808274Will Tuivasa reach Tony status tonight?
>>157808274Should have happened sooner, and he should have done it properly. Hopefully he tries again, respectfully.>yes this is mma related because technically it was a /heem/
Time to watch the end of Giga Chikadze
I invented Josh Tran (the joke being that he's a thai ladymeng)if you use it you have to credit me my names Gavin
>>157808295what went so wrong
>>157808305this is the guy that calls sneed gay
Pantoja has made a career of big bro'ing YNs
>>157808313Sneed is gay mate
Ilia "El Cucuy" Topuria
>>157808294How cruel
How crazy is it that daner had literally never considered if they would be promoting the interim hw champ to undisputed or if he would have to fight someone first, before that journalist had asked him that.
>>157808334Sorry I don't care about faggy out of touch celebs
Alex Pantoja Alex PantojaLook, it's like I told yaI'm Alex PantojaEpic PantojaEpic PantojaSilencing the scepticts I'm epic Pantoja
>>157808356When was the last time a HW fought to actually WIN the belt?
Gayble Sneedeson
>>157808361We all could easily be in his shoes. Have some empathy.
mfw when another sean pulls another massive upset
>>157808381The last time a meng beat a meng to win it was Ngannou heeming Stipe in 21
Surprised despaigne is getting no attention. He's like a HW mvp but less point fighty
Tony Ferguson - Streets Will Never Forget Compilation
pantoja is too strong for that lil taiwanese boy.
>>157808388I don't care about people I don't know. If it is someone in my immediate circle? yeah it sucks and I would try and help them. But there are enough things to worry about in life than strangers. Focus on people you actually know instead of wasting your emotions on strangers
>>157808418Because he's getting a free win off the biggest shitter in the ufc, its a foregone conclusion
>>157808274I'll make you my Carrot Bottom lil nigga
>>157808430That's very anti Semitic of you
>>157808430>Pajeet Mindset
been sitting here like a retard with my stream on for the past hour waiting for some heems and forgot the card is west coast
>>157733294game thread
>>157808328we're talking about real life, not your dreams
Live stream if anyone needs one.https://vaughn.live/freetheanons_
>>157808495WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEE
>>157808418he sucks, was the literal only guy austen lane beat in the ufci wouldnt be surprised if he finds a way to lose to tai
>>157808430That attitude is what’s wrong with this world right now. Seeing others suffering and choosing not to help is irresponsible and immoral.
>>157808498Thanks man I really needed a virus
>>157808520Give me a different site to stream on that won’t take it down & I’ll stream it there.
>>157808512Disagree, but anyone can we talk about UFC instead of fucking carrot top, there are other boards for this
>>157808588How would prime Carrot Top do in the ufc?
>>157805132Pavlovich and Volkov we're good friends and agreed they'd never fight eachother; Pavlovich agreed to fight Volkov because the UFC said Volkov had accepted the fight, Volkov subsequently accepted the fight because he got confirmation Pavlovich signed the contract.So, so much for that narrative. Unfortunately you're retarded.
>giga is the first fighter in the pre-prelims
who la county chad here?
>>157808665
DICKS OUT FOR BRAZIL
>>157805033Alexandre PantojaArman Tsarukyan Patricio Pitbull Gable Steveson Iwo BaraniewskiEdmen ShahbazyanIwo wins and it's over.
Moura looks like a fag
Where is everyone y'all ain't true heemers
>2 fights, 2 finishesBANGER ALERT
>>157807084Based
>>157808648>one example >russiansYeah thats not saying much. UFC has a hundreds of fighters. Most teams talk to each other and Managers are always trying to match make on their own.
>>157807084Nice one chatgpt
Raple Stevenson is now denying the incident even happened lol.
>>157809464>gives one example directly contradicting absolute statement>no not that wayya seethe?
>>157805033PantojaArmanPitbullLoopholeIwo
>>157809471I wrote that post. Not AI you simpleton retard betlet
>>157809163It is nice to mix up the gane posting with mma talk in /game/, will be back to gane posting soon miss you bro
lmao joe and DC saying "nice kick from chito" in the exact same cadence and tone has me dead, it literally sounded like a double track, this is how fucking samey they are
>>157810416you stole my pic you swine>>157810821vanruffychoiblack rapistiwo
Sneed is a fucking faggot bigger
>>>>157805033PantojaTsarukyanChoiStevesonBaraniewski
s-h-r-i-m-p-s-t-r-e-a-m-s.live>s-h-r-i-m-p-s-t-r-e-a-m-s.lives-h-r-i-m-p-s-t-r-e-a-m-s.live>s-h-r-i-m-p-s-t-r-e-a-m-s.live
Petyr changed merab's freakin life
Hokit couldn't deal even 1hp of damage to glass jaw Blaydes. Gane is too big to hold down. Hokit's career is over when Gane destroys him just like Colby's career ended when Usman raped him.
>>157808295Memba when everyone was calling him Giga Chad when he beat Barbumza when in reality Barbumza was and always has been a bum? I memba.
chama beat sean, who if you think about it is the best fighter in the UFC
Smiff > Petrino > Asplund > Sharaf > Gable
ruffy has no chin
Colbeast low diffed Belel and Arman in wrestling btw
>>157816940colby would have been champ at 155
lmaooooooooo
>>157804051South Korea if their fighters had head movementchoiboys... the title run is over...
Well I guess I have to boy van for the walkout song
>>157804051Very close roundI think pantoja 1 - 0 van
I've just woke up. Missed all the fights. What's the best and worst that I missed?
come on alex
PANTOJA HATES VAN SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pantoja is so shook hes desperate for the win
bra poontoja is a fucking faggot
Herb going to ruin another title fight.
This nigga is Palestinian???
This thread and the UFC are philosemitic
Pantojas getting tired
All pantoja. 30:26
not lookin good for Pantoja but he's such a real one
Van finner heem this unc
the rear naked choke is coming
van is gassed lmao submission time
Pantojas tired
Van's pillow fists are tiring Pantojer
>>157818058Pantoja working way too hard for takedowns
>>157818074Think he's just trying to stay awake.The relentless rhythmic tapping of Van's pillow fists is lulling him into a nap.
>>157818098Hes about to get heemed here
Pantoja getting peached up
most skilled flyweight fight since dj vs cejudo
>>157818127Mark my words: Van will not be holding the belt at the end
come on unc
>most skilled>one bloke walking into punches without moving his head>other bloke throwing said punches rhen getting laid onits a good fight m9, wouldn't call it the most skilled
Unc laying cause heem gassy
always trying to pass guard man.. none of that stally stuff
This guy used to be champ? All he does is stall.
bro thinks hes getting his belt back if he can hold on for the longest lmao
>not raining down elbows
You now remember Gable Steveson
Cut pantoja. even if he wins
You now remember being teeped
And pantojas done
Pantojer into beast mode now. Night night Van.
Pantoja won the story
DOUBT ME NOW BITCH
Pantoja won the fight
>>157818373He was real beast mode getting rocked kek
Van just snatched that fight. Absolutely based.
3-2 GOAToja
>>157818411lol
pantoja is a dawg, hope Kape is next up
50:41 to Pantojer.I'm going to bed. I don't even need to see his celebrations. Great fight, what a champ!
pantoja too tough for his own goodvan chads rise up
apart from some successful humping, Pantoja looked like shit out there walking into punches
>>157818411
>>157818426Yeah sorry, Van won by being taken down
Boomers cant fight
>>157818436Joshuar Van won
49-44 Van imo. dude's boxing is beautiful
>>157818395>crying over an accidentnope
Draw. 'Toja grapple mogged and was going into the 5th 3-1. Van saved his belt by 10-8'ing round 5.
50-45d LMAOOOO
JTBS LETS FUCKIN GO
>>157818395>didn't touch gloves>caused crashes by bum rushing>complained about those crashes to the ref and begged for point deductions>his corner a bunch of delulu retardscan't lose the story any worse
Ok 50-45 is absolutely insane lmao
Pantoja KWAB
>50-45yeah why was DC trying to say that fight was close
>>157818457Kek
50-45 for doing jack shit wowwwww dana
THEY HATING ON A CHIGGA
erm....this is awkward
I had Van winning but wtf was the one judge giving round 4 to Pantoia.
> 49-46> 50-45
are Yan and Volk the only high IQ fighters in the UFC?
>>157818496>>157818503>>157818517DAMAGE based scoring
starting to think jesus christ is the way
>>157818496I had it 49-46 AT WORST for Van.The 4th round for Pantoja is arguable but questionable. It's not lay n pray anymore. He did nothing with the control time and Van was unironically outdamaging him from the bottom.
>>157818493van style is headbutty tho >>157818501van's a pace merchant, yuckgood td defense tho
THE VAN ERATHE YAN ERATHE GANE ERA
50-45?
if Pantojas name is Pantojalovalev he wins that decision 50-45
Can't tell if retards actually scored that for Pantoja or if I'm simply being baited
>>157818564Getting grapplemogged causes aura damage.
isn't it pronounced vaughn
>>157817129>The grappling would be nullified against IslamBased on what? Islam is still the better grappler and is more experienced and accomplished against elite opponents.>Justin has bombs for handsDoesn't matter on the ground>solid takedown defenseBased on what? The only elite grappler he's faced who tried to take him down was Khabib who did it at will. Not to mention how Justin's BJJ defence is almost non existent.
Lads I’m not an expert on high level problem solving with dire physical consequences but how does an olympic gold medalist wrestler lose against a random mma journeyman bum?
brazzafags absolutely seething at the based 50-45 judge
>>157818590>van style is headbutty thoshould've pushed him away then
Pantoja is a little bitch lmao
i was nervous but my boy pulled through
sex with burmese women
>>157818457Reversed like half of the takedowns btw.
>50-45
>>157818621Judges only punish non-brazzas for crotchsniffing, brazzas still get allowed to do it
honestly fuck that rusty old faggot grandpa i'm thinking 50-44... clear fucking inactive snuggles should count less than the rabbit strikes van was landing.
50-45 was completely necessary, Pantoja had the gall to try to ref his own fight crying for Herb to deduct a point
Joshua Van is the new flyweight GOAT
>lost his aurahuge L for panchoa
>>157818637>Rogan always gets in the family piclol
>crypto.com sponsor If you bought and held CRO since they sponsored ufc, you would be down 50%.
>>157818625also you need to let your hair a bit longer mitigates friction a bit pantoja had it years ago
>>157818610as a pantoja fan, it was either 49-46 or 48-47 Van. The judge who scored the fight 50-45 is a fucking idiot though. No way Pantoja lost the fourth
>tfw only got 2 picks rightfeelsgoodman
Gable and ruffy kos were hilarious
Check on your Brazilian friends today. Ruffy and Pantoja in the same night
>>157818634does anyone have the webm of gaple doing a stiff sieg heil
Uncs need to know their place, Gen Z run this bitch now
Van Gods eating good tonight.
why are brazilians such little bitches who can't take a loss
Van 2,3,5.Pantoja 1,4.Borderline 10-8 in round 5
>>157818665hues are celebrating mate they hate to see their own do well
>>157818589also the first 90 seconds of the round he was outstriking him clearly
IGBVMN
>>157818667
>>157818670topoopia got gaped by an almost 40 year old gaycheese though
>>157818610/heem/ is that retarded
Wait hokit is fighting gane lmao hes about to get annihilated
Is Van the first person to win a round he was on his back for 4 minutes and 50 seconds of it and landed 0 sig strikes? And if so will this continue to be the norm or can brazzas still do dis
Picks slave?
van didn't win that shit anyway you cut it faggot
>ruffy would've won if he volume punched>Pantoja might have won if he did a takedown feint into overhand once in a while>Moreno got battered 4 times by pantojaMan why are hispanics so retarded, tons of heart but so fucking stupid holy shit.
> judge scored all rounds for vanwhat the fuck were they watching?
>>157818692he only won that round on 1 judges scorecard
>>157818703the check clear
>>157818616you know how wrestling boomers make fun of bjj guys and call them "players" as opposed to fighters? in reality it's the wrestlers who are playingwrestling is a soft sport where 2026 colby is still elite
>>157818693All picks got heemed halfway through the main event
>>157804051Pitbull bodied that chang chong FREAK, dumbass cazzie broke bitch
>>157818695Easy 3 2, retard. Van 2, 3, 5. Judges were retarded but the right man won.
>M-My hugging for 3.5 minutes didn't win me the round???
>>157818703the fight
Van is faster and stronger. Pantoja has better take down and BJJ tecnique but as Van is stronger he couldn't do much on the floor.
>>157818564I thought Van def won but Pantoja wasn't a slouch on the feet. He landed plenty of jabs and kicks.
>>157818676the high potassium and fructose diet means they're often hangry
migrate>>157818709>>157818709
>>157818699Brazilians are typically heartlets or brainlets. Sometimes both.
>>157818703Yeah thats was weird. I can only assume that he didn’t see enough work with thise takedowns
>>157818692he was actualyl on his back for like 3 or 3:30 and landed more sig strikes, if you remember the first 90 seconds it was mostly van boxing his head in
>>157818718Van is hittable, even Taira was landing on him
>>157818692factor in the head slaps b, pantoja cuddled for 3 mins and was just breathing heavy on top of van doing NOTHING
>>157818705and that has never happened before right? even 1 judge giving that win
>>157818714the boiling demon spirit of abdulmanap has at last been slain
judges don't respect dawlg. they aren't real ones. walking through shots negates any damage received.
why boomers cant strike? They just try to hump and walk into punches all night.
>>157818699If you crotchsniff they dont award points anymore
>>157818641people made so much of a point of saying Van finally has five round experience while not bringing up that as the taira fight went on he was having more and more success on the ground. Hes one of the nastiest strikers in the UFC in the most athletic division. theres no do-it-all Yan that can take him out. if dana wants Van to drop the belt he has to re sign mokaev or cut him
>>157818703If you can't get GnP or a finish then ground control is worthless according to the rules. 50-45 is a fine score
pantoja played with his lunch I fear. every single one of those rounds was even on actual real good strikes except the ones where van was trying to get back up the entire round.
>>157818690Gane has the best defense against Hokit: being too stupid to understand english.
>>157818781Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>157818756true, but getting taken down with ease the second the fight starts, and being held there for minutes is also a huge loss.
rapist heemed stiffsmellator legend redeemedactual ufc plant with an elbow heema goat finally dethroned legit this timewhat a night
>>157818712you have a tiny dicked cracker pig fuckerkill honky subhumans
