LMAO
Chiefs > Lions
Dax ded.
"THANK YOU BASED PHILLY, LAST STAND OF HOOLIGAN SPORTS CULTURE IN AMERICA, DEFEATER OF PLASTIC MUTTS"
>>157863242He's barely even a real Lions fan, we're all he actually thinks about
>>157863242Many say this
>
>>157863242Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is saying this
>>157863252Nobody says this
>>157863252The Eagles saved football, thank them! Thank the Eagles for saving football!
Chiefs are unironically not a playoff team.
Will my Packers rebound?
>>157863252I literally can't stop saying this.
>>157863258>drafting a quarterback named PenisThis was just asking for trouble.
>IMG_5767We know Detoilet, we know
Jaxson Dart after his knee explodes:>PUT ME IN THE GAME COACH I CAN WIN THISGayleb after he sprains his ankle >Erm my bussy hurts, please get me a cart, I just can’t do it. I just can’t take this shit anymore man!
>>157863267Ok
>>157863231The NFL needs to do something about The Falcons. This cannot go on any further.
>>157863252Thank you Eagles for saving football
>>157863267Thats what they said in 2023 :)
NFL has an injury problem (QB). We all know something big will happen soon, some gay rules will come of this
???
>>157863248good thing that it wasn't as brutal as caleb's injury, those shrieks of pain and agony will haunt /sp/ for years
>>157863298I'm more confused by the dolphins t.bh
Mahomeboy will still lead the chiefs for a 3peat
We lost a Chiefs chad today to detoiletcel's threadshooter rampage and will still have more fans than anyone else itg KWAB
>>157863127>he doesn’t have a Whataburger, which mogs every burger placeNgmi!
Jalen Hurts CAN throw over the middle
>>157863278>*cries*>I’m leaving>doesn’t leave
>>157863309We unironically have the foundations to do that, even moreso than last time. It’s very possible
>Drew Lock is outplaying Stat Padford
>>157863231Jalen.
>>157863323He's outplaying Mahomes too
>>157863312Still not the lions fan
>>157863323He'll fall back down to Earth. This usually happens.
giants need to call the colts
>>157863331Ew don't reply to me *flushes you*
POLESSIGN WILL LEVIS RIGHT NOW
Lifelong public defecator of 7 years or something
>>157863331Many such cases
MAGA bitch Dart lmao get fucked little bitch ass white boy
What the fuck am I supposed to do with myself until Sunday with no football to watch (no, Thursday's slop game doesn't count)?
Not a Lions fan but how come Spain ain't below America? Isn't that where they speak the Spanish?Fly Rams fly!
>>157863325which team has the most jalens?are there enough jalens to have an all-jalen team?
>>157863326Many are saying this.
Jaxon Dart has a dad. Caleb does not
>>157863354Jack off
>>157863354Watch Mina
>>157863354I’m thinking about buying Madden because my shit team is at a rare 2-0 startI need football
>>157863354Twiddle your thumbs, count sheep, etc
>>157863316Last time I had Whataburger, it tasted exactly like Burger King but with bigger portions. I don't have one where I live but I'd like to try it again.
>>157863354get a job
>>157863354falseflag as a "queefs schizo", a "Detoilet" or a "webmspammer" and watch as every thread crumbles
Caleb Williams has fathered many Packturd and Detoilet tears since he put the league on notice last season
>>157863367If you have a Madden from 10 years ago then it's the exact same game. Just torrent it
So is Caleb going to apologize to the Jews?
>>157863354Watch basedball like a real American
>>157863375You can't falseflag as the Detoilet, he's so literally retarded that it stands out. If you're sentient at all you'll be too human to be him, no matter how hard you tryYou could pretend to be a Chiefs chad, but first you would have to read Tolstoy
>>157863367Play the real Football gamehttps://tecmobowl.org/files/file/950-tecmo-super-bowl-2026-week-one-edition-updated-91026/
>>157863389You went out of your way to prove him right
Byron Young is Jaxson Dart's new daddy
>BREAKING: Ben Johnson has decided to start HIMSELF at quarterback vs. the Eagles on Monday Night, per ESPEEN's Adamn Sphincter
Whataburger is for fat pieces of shit. Have you seen the size of their burgers? Literally anatomically impossible for a normal human to eat.
>>157863387nta but I actually watched a couple of innings the other day and it wasn't as bad as I remember still wouldn't sit through a whole game though
>>157863412Are you like 5 feet tall
>>157863242That's an awfully based post anon. Mind if I (You) it?
>>157863412Everything is bigger in Texas, faggot
>>157863337>Hello, Chris>You guys still got Richardson?>Yes, we sure do>lol you're a fucking retard "hangs up*
Gaylen 'Bus Rider' Squirts
When will he pay for his crimes?
Baseball is the highest iq sport because the Japanese (who have the highest average IQs in the world) consider it their national sport. Basketball is the biggest sport in America (which says a lot) and Soccer is the biggest sport in South America (lol)
>>157863412Whataburger just tastes extremely mediocre. The portion sizes are fine. Culver’s and In n Out both mog it as far as heavily regional burger chains go.
>>157863412Let's see the bussy
>>157863415I’m probably taller than you. I’m 5’11.
>>157863432I can tell you havent tried their patty melt. Otherwise you wouldn't be saying that
mahomie never tore his bussy he is a faker
>>157863437Lol you're a fucking twig
Daily reminder that the recent Colts vs Chiefs game has forever destroyed the myth that the refs favor the Chiefs and anyone who believes it is unironically mentally ill.
A double meat Whataburger with bacon and drenched with spicy ketchupYou can’t beat that. Non Texans will never experience that joy
doyerpacos / pacoswingers seething hard todaysomething bad happen in LA?
>everyone I don't like is "Detoilet"Extreme mental illness
>>157863430>Basketball is the biggest sport in Americafootball is by far the biggest
>>157863447Just ignore that the refs stole a timeout away from the Clots
players highlighted in red are CONFIRMED busts
>us white people
Everyone is replying to my post and saying "Many are saying this" and "Based!"
>>157863323That's not all.
the white man marches on
>>157863448>bragging about your illegal-immigrant-assembled fast food slop cooked in sneed oil
>>157863436Except white people are Chiefs fans? So what does that make you?
>>157863475>career ending kneel down
>>157863483Do not reply to brown Chikaner
Is it time to remind them of how raped and gaped non football fans are in this country?>>157863483only a few, most chiefs fans are refugee/zoomer/bandwagoners who are largely hispanic or other mixed raced people/sp/ chicanos HATE this fact but most mexicans in this country racially identify with mahomes and support him
Go cowboys!
>>157863485He played like two days ago
if your star player was a plate of chicken wings would you eat them
go back to /mlb/ you fags
>>157863461Odunze has produced whenever he's healthy. Not his fault da Bears have 4-5 other comparable weapons to feed. Hasn't proven #9 overall pick WR1 status but def not a bust.
>>157863475>the white man marches onFascinating how this guy says this about Bo Nix, but hates Jalen Hurts for being a whiter, better Bo Nix
>>157861860>Rich EisenStupid media jew.
>>157863499I’m the only person here who properly cleans the meat from his wings and I’ve posted proof. GOML
>>157863464Based!
>>157863503>Hasn't proven #9 overall pick WR1 statusthat means he's a bust. it's year 3, he is what he is
>>157863479That’s every place tho
>>157863511whats your preferred wing flavor
>>157863513Aaron Judge is a bitch
>>157863509>but hates Jalen Hurtsi never said that
>>157863499No cuz I'm vegan, go lions
>>157863516Hot or garlic hot. I typically go for whatever the bar calls their hottest, “nuclear,” etc. Non spicy I like sweet chili. How about you?
My WR1 is on #1 "You got Mossed"Yours is not
>>157863513No one asked
>GM tells a national TV broadcast that his team's QB is going to be OK>turns out he's actually not, his knee is destroyed and his season is overWhose fault is this?
>>157863535based great taste, i usually go for mango habanero. i make it myself at home and usually include a couple ghost peppers cause my stomach deserves to die. also make a gorgonzola dill dip.
>>157863539Mara for not firing Schoen 2 years ago
>>157863539When concerning the giants the answer is always Schoen’s he must have some serious blackmail on the Maras
>>157863513>caring about /sp/ drama
>>157863550You’re replying to chikaner
>>157863526I was talking about Rich Kurtzmann
a few cans of malt liquor a day keeps the existential dread away
>>157863544Homemade mango habanero sounds heavenly, Godspeed wingbro>>157863550It’s the offs- wait
>>157863552Chikaner or not people take generals way too seriously. We have some retarded Chiefs fan who is obsessed with owning a random Lions fan because of a game 3 years ago
Pressures are a real stat.
>>157863539He didn't say when Dart would be okay
Remember when K9 made the 'Keks miss 14 tackles and everyone said it was just a bad tackling performance and then the next week he made the Colts miss 15 kekThe copes are rapidly running out
>>157863557Yeah and we don't spam NFL shit in their general what gives MLBfags the right to spam their gay thread wars here?
>>157863568Stats are overrated as fuck.
the NFL needs to investigate the Rams for bounty gate 2.0 right fucking now
The real chikaner is the friends we made along the way
What's he telling him?
>>157863554That's just alcohol withdrawals. Taper down.
based
>orange man praises Dart over the summer>Dart out for the seasonYou'd think at some point over his 80 years of "life" on Earth, he'd just learn to shut up
>>157863296The real problem is teams’ over-reliance on dual-threat QBs. If your QB has to run to pick up first downs multiple times a game you have failed as a coaching unit and as a GM. The obsession with running QBs have led them to be leaner so they are more injury prone and snap like a twig the first time a 300 pound nigga DE runs into them. Give me a stocky pocket passer like Rapistburger or Drew Brees please
>>157863575Is this the guy creating all the white QBs?
>>157863576>have you ever tried throwing left handed?
>>157863576/nfl//'s RESIDENT LIP READER HERE GIVE ME A MINUTE AND I'LL TELL YOU
>>157863579>receives an investment >a mogulI’d think Schultz is being the mogul here
Does Lock really have a horse cock?
>>157863580Chikaner curse too KEK
>>157863580Dart is 80 years old? Damn
how do we fix herbie?
>>157863570>week 1>a defense coached by lou "never do tackle drills" anarumo
>>157863579investing in racial tensions kek based billionaires
>>157863573There's literally nothing wrong with Bountygate and it was the norm in the NFL for decades
>>157863594No. Not since he left Denver
>>157863576>>157863592I can't make out the beginning yet but the last things he says are>... It really doesn't matter. We have more to do. Bolt up.
>>157863602"""billionaires"""
>>157863578nah i can go a few days without drinking here and there im not physically addicted yet
I’m starting to think the only thing that separates good teams from mid teams is the ability to keep your players healthy
>>157863579>podcaster>mogul
I'm starting to think players used to not get injured this much.
>>157863515that's why you cook your own meat, sonny boy.
>>157863461>the eagles got the two best players in the '24 draftBased Howie
>>15786362149ers last year proves this wrong
what went wrong?
>>157863630Oh I must have missed the 49ers Owl win
>>157863461>blo dix>not a bustMaybe if he was drafted in the 5th round instead of the 1st
>>157863539Cameras caught an assistant telling Harbaugh 4-6 weeks on the sideline
>>157863634believe it or not there's more than one good team per season
>>157863587running qbs are a natural reaction to the increasingly poor line play at all levels and the analytics showing that a scramble or escape from a sack are some of the most game swinging plays there are. It also should be noted that most of these dudes get the major injuries on regular sacks/qb hits instead of scrambles. Most know not to risk getting heemed
>>157863628Based I’m about to make a 4.5 lb ribeye roast
>>157863576>>157863592>>157863610Ok correction it's not "we" have "more" to do it's "you" have "work" to do, and I got the full thingThe clip starts with "blame someone else" but you can infer by his attitude that he's saying "What do you wanna do? Blame someone else?"This is the full quote:>.... blame someone else? It really doesn't matter. You have work to do. Bolt up.
>>157863579*snip*
>>157863579Buy an ad, dov
>>157863640nope, take last year for example. the owl winner wasn't even good, they just beat the fraud pats.
mina says fix your pass rush
>>157863654Looks pretty good, though I would put the Broncos lower and the Bengals higher
>>157863658How has Reese looked so far? Are they playing him off-ball, or on the edge?
>>157863645Ok final correction after one last watch through, it's actually "You have more work to do" lol>... blame someone else? It really doesn't matter. You have more work to do. Bolt up.
>>157863654Rams don't deserve to be higher then the team that beat them
>>157863631Not enough peanut oil.
>>157863654my falcons are a sleeper and having something resembling real qb play is going to shock people
>>157863354Tuesday is power rankings day, Wednesday is game preview day, Thursday is TNF, Friday is TNF reaction and last second hot takes, Saturday is for college football or taking a day of rest. Then football happens.
>>157863654Looks like someone hasn't watched one game of football this year
>>157863679Whos gonna give it?Pooa?Penis?Lol
>>157863679When do they plan on acquiring a real qb?
>>157863679>falcons>real qb playbro..
>>157863280>Dartnow out for basically the whole season>Calebwill play again within the next 2-4 weeksdamn if only dart stopped being a fucking wigger and increased his IQ
>>157863672Interesting. Do you know what Tom Cruise and Taylor were talking about?
>>157863692perhaps a Strand ofPooa on thePenis?
>>157863692>>157863693>>157863695
Alec Pierce really took the money and ran. He secured the bag so I respect it but damn thats diabolical
Pats got an easy schedule again
>the NFCN really is a bunch of clownsjesterguild spammer was right...
A WIP caller compared Jalen Hurts' progression to Luke Skywalker becoming a Jedi Knight:"Luke was an up-and-comer, but he had Han Solo, Chewbacca, a team around him... By the time he went to Jabba's cave with that hoodie on, he was the man."
>>157863654What the fuck am I looking at? Jesus Christ.
>>157863701(Reposting because I mangled the last reply)Yes, I covered that when it happened.What Taylor says is approximately:>{something something} avoid being TACKLED... that would be helpful. And Pat knows I'm right.And Tom Cruise says>Well after the Chargers game (Taylor nods)… I watched like two, actually I don’t think I watched any until this game.What they're talking about is Mahomes coming back, Taylor is saying she doesn't want him putting himself at risk and "getting tackled", Tom is agreeing and saying he doesn't bother watching the Chiefs without Mahomes, just acknowledging his star power in a normie way.
>>157863713He looks so hopeful, he's thankful for the opportunity given to him and he's happy to be there. Then you look a little bit to the right and realize he never had a chance.
>>157863719We knew that all along
>there are shit eyes itt rnYou don't belong here fucking mongrels
Why do zoomer quarterbacks keep getting injured? Are their bodies really that fragile?
kwab
>>157863717Good. Go patriots. Drake Baby Brady Maye
Ahhhhhhwooooooooooooooo Werewolves of London
>>157863587>dual-threat QBs
>>157863748My dad has a theory that players are too in shape and they need a bit of fat to cushion themselves
>>157863747>Adonai Mitchell
>>157863758
>>157863758no
>>157863760Fighters have known this forever
>>157863748Your body can only be as strong as your mind and willpower allows it to be, zoomers were doomed from the start.
>>157863758based
if your star player was a rack bbq smoked ribs would you eat them
>>157863729I'll keep huffing the Hopium. Bryce Young is having an MVP caliber season. He'll finish this season as a top 5 qb for sure
>>157863423kek
>>157863748low test
>dart out for season>daniels out for season>darnold missing multiple weeks>gayleb missing multiple weeksYep, this season is going to be a real shit slurper
>>157863654>put 2-0 team in the bottom 10 beneath several 0-2 teamsOnly PFF lmaoNot like I was expecting anything higher than 16 but come on. I know record isn't everything especially this early in season but how do you even justify that placement? How could you possibly put the Chargers at 18 when they've lost to two (according to them) bottom tier no talent teams by double digits? I feel there's a bias in the data they're using but can not be assed to think about it any further.
>>157863723Lol
>ISP advertises unlimited internet>service suspended after torrenting 500GB of linux ISOs
>>157863783Quarterbacks league and the Chargers have Justin Herbert while you have Kirk Cousins, the expectation is that as the season goes on you'll do worse against good teams and the Chargers will recover
>>157863781Darnold could be back week 4 and they're playing the Commies next week. They don't even need him yet
>>157863758His hair was perfect
>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>>157863775No.
>>157863781Darnold is starting this week
>>157863787Should have used a vpn so they'd just assume you were streaming 4k porn non stop.
>make braggadocios claims>get raped by the runts of your divisionthat's what obsession with green gay gets you
>>157863461>say that to my FACE
>>157863801this is NOT OK
>>157863790>QB leagueAh, that's what I'm seeing. To clarify, I ain't mad the Raiders are low. Expectations are still minimal. I just wondered why it didn't seem to reflect the results we're seeing on the field.Chargers are doomed though, that schedule coming up is painful.
Fucking faggot has me awooing now, good song
>>157863748>>157863760This is probably it. I think many of them are just too lean. Daniels especially needs to gain about 40 pounds. Dart is about 20. Caleb about 10. Tua was too small even in college. He needs about 30-40 too. Murray needs about 15. Baygent 25. Burrow about 30. Penix 20-25. NRL has a guy looking into muscle to bone ratio and a few teams are looking into it over here. A lot of these players look dyel when you see them in regular clothes and shirtless. Hurts and Allen are on the bigger side so no issues. Lamar could use about 20lbs too, but in all honesty he does not get touched very much. The Chiefs guy also needs about 25lbs. Thickness and pliability.
Darius Cooper is cool
>>157863826The Raiders will be genuinely scary next season when Mendoza starts but this season they're just a solid team that's off to a good startI personally expect the Chargers to do better than people think and Herbert to have a heroic comeback arc but I'm also not doing great in my picks this year so ignore me
>jaxon dart walks off the field with a season ending injury>caleb williams gets carted off with no games missed
>>157863826>>157863835kek
I don't want to work out
test
I heared Jackson Shart is out for the season
>>157863842Why walk when you can get someone to do it for you
Jalen Hurts every time he audibles out of his OC's playcall
>>157863842Maybe Dart should've rode the cart
>>157863844I don’t wanna go to workWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWork
>>157863815You've been reported anon
>>157863842I wonder what the difference between these two is
>>157863836I'd have you awooing if you know what I mean
>>157863840>Offensive Coop>Defensive Coop>Offensive Smith>Defensive Smith>Offensive Jalen>Defensive JalenWhat did Howie mean by this?
>>157863866the black one paints his nails
>>157863267BASED! Ball Knower!
>>157863654>three NFC West teams in the top 5Yeah... Best Coast
>caleb genuinely mad that people online are calling him a pussyStop being mean to him guys he's just passionate....
That reminds me. When the Chiefs become the Kansas City Wolves do they change the tomahawk chop to howling?
>>157863880Just stop being a zesty ass fruit, it's that easy lel.
>>157863880is there a way to see a person's reposts only?i can't even find his account on X, the everything site
a girl licked and fingered my asshole yesterday
>>157863781Gayleb is fine. He'd be playing if the Bears had a playoff game tomorrow.
kek the first results for caleb williams on twitter are calling him a little bitch for being on his period and showing off his chipped nails
>>157863890Did she have a penis?
What is a “piss missile”?
if your star player was a mcchicken would you eat them
>>157863890That was Ryback
>>157863890>girl
>>157863899Na it was a cis gender female woman with a poosi
Legitimately why was he posing like this?
what drugs he on
>>157863911Then it's gay
>>157863921
>>157863921Autism
>>157863760They need the Ben Roethlisberger physique.
>>157863917>these are realKEK I thought they were AI this whole time
>>157863885I thought you were saying they had actually decided to do this, which apparently not. But looking at this Wikipedia article it wouldn't surprise me if they do change the namehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City_Chiefs_name_controversy>After the Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians announced in July 2020 the process of reviewing their names, the Chiefs did not respond to a request for comment.[26] The editorial board of the Kansas City Star stated that "It's time for a real examination of all of it: the tomahawk chop, the drum, Arrowhead Stadium, Warpaint, and the costumes worn by fans at the game."[27] On August 20, 2020, the Chiefs announced that headdresses and Native American style face paint would be banned at Arrowhead Stadium.[28] Under the new Arrowhead policy, the portion of the tomahawk chop led by Kansas City Chiefs cheerleaders was subtly modified, now required to lead the chop with a closed fist rather than the traditional open palm
>>157863885Post the real helmet.
>>157863957Are you saying it isn't AI? I never bothered taking a close look
>>157863880So funny bears fans spent well over a decade calling Aaron rodgers gay only to end up with a flamboyant flamer with a fragile ego as their QB.
There are no wolves in Kansas.
There is no difference between being a Caleb hater and being a homosexual. Saying you hate Caleb Willams is no different from saying you like men.
>>157863760It's almost certainly this, Caleb start 34 games in 2 seasons, lost 15-20 lbs this offseason and immediately gets hurt
>>157863964
>shatson fart
>>157863966>a flamboyant flamer with a fragile egoThat still applies to Rodgers
>>157863781Gayleb is fine he just broke a nail
>>157863977too soon
>>157863973>immediately gets hurtHe bruised his bussy. He's fine.
>>157863968Defending gayleb is the functional equivalent of getting bent over and fucked by a man
>>157863975Still better than the Rams
>>157863990I mean yea it's not major but it's more hurt than he got his rookie season where he too 70 sacks (giggity)
>>157863354There's always bussy.
Gaylib kind of looks like freddie mercury with his stash
if your star player had gout would they be jewish or an alcoholic
>>157863998He fucking wishes he was Freddie.
>>157863994Hating on him is basically just screaming from the inside of a closet while looking at yourself in the mirror
>>157864005
I got banned on the giantsfanforums for saying we need to consider drafting a new QB because Dart is too fragile
I miss my nigga so much
>>157863889There's a tab for original posts and reposts only now, you need an account though
>>157863965This one was real and the others are AI
>>157864018He should stop fucking his mom.
Seen Freddie Mercury mentioned in like 3 different boards this week. One of the few people to get a pass for being gay
>>157864005He wishes he was fucking Freddie
>>157864018How can you even prevent his elbow injury?
>>157864021Still fruity as hell. Trying to look tough doesn't make it any better.
Queen sucks and I'm tired of pretending they dont
>>157864037They're a singles band. Shouldn't be mentioned in the same breathe as bands that actually made good albums front to back
>>157864037Way better than David Bowie’s gay ass ballads
When America peaked
>>157863997fraid not. He is out for the season
>>157864043Let me guess. You’re a Floyd fan.
Do you think Queen was specifically looking for another gay man when they decided to tour with Adam Lambert or was it just a funny coincidence
>>157864046What’s up with these niggas wearing slave plantation owner’s hats?
>>157863908feed him more
Remember Temujin is a woman and my wife.
>>157864018Did he fuck up his throwing arm elbow? If it wasnt the throwing arm elbow send him back out there next week.
>>157863998Look at that unit of a jaw and chin
>>157864042literally fucking rolling dude what the fuck is his problem LMAOOOO
>>157864064It's his non-throwing elbow but I imagine it fucks with your mechanics.
Who did it better
>>157863979>>157863984If you put Caleb and Rodgers together, who bottoms and who tops?
>>157864076Dart didn't act like a bitch.
>>157864079Rodgers has the age and experience, but he might pass the reins to the younger more virile buck
>>157864075Fuck that. There was a guy who cut his fucking fingers off in order to keep playing. Players today are soft.
I am a Tyler Shough respecter and believer and the Saints are now my second team.AMA
>>157864079Rodgers had to fuck Olivia Munn in the dark so he could pretend she was a man. He'll top, Caleb bottoms.
>>157864076the guy not aggravating his already injured leg
>>157863437Holy shit skeletor. You need to eat. Seriously that's chronically underweight
>>157864080Dart is also out for the season. Maybe if he submitted to the football gods then he would be playing next week.
>>157863871the rule of twolooking forward to picking up the other trotter jr and making one of them a fullback
Squirting is pee, right? Go Titans
>>157864076>Don't want to aggravate itWow this makes me so mad >:[[[[
>>157864090I'm a Kellen Moore Believer!
This is your occasional reminder that it is Rodgers' destiny to follow in Favre's footsteps and some day be a quarterback for the Vikings.
>>157864104yeahthere was a japanese study that proved it
>>157864035Putting a brace on it can help, but there's no way to make an elbow un-dislocate-able once you've dislocated it once. >>157864064It's his non-throwing arm>send him back out there next week.Actually possible IF he doesn't need surgery. IIRC Kurt Warner did that
>>157864090The only question I got is what took you so long?
>>157864110Rodgers isn't even going to make it to the end of this season as a starter. Dude is straight ass now
>>157864117He can't lift weights or strengthen the muscles somehow?
>>157864119I didn't know anything about him / the Saints program this season until the Ravens game and I've been watching some interviews lately and really like how he carries himself
ITT: Vidya OSTs that sound like NFL gameday musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGobJ153r78
>>157864104No. It comes out of the urethra, but it's not pee.
>>157864092>>157864107ah, the new black cope
kek
>>157864050I like Pink Floyd yeah, but there are hundreds of albums by many different bands and artists that I enjoy listening to in one sitting. A full album is the primary way to experience music, besides a concert
>>157864104now I have to pull out my deauxma files
>>157864141>but it's not pee.
>>157864090>second team
>>157864150YEET
>>157864150lmao
>>157864089Everyone thought Ronnie Lott was stupid for doing that
>>157864090>second team kys
>>157864126>musclesThey don't make joint exercises, I'm afraid. That's the issue. Once a joint has been hyperextended, it's at risk of re-aggrivation. It's not a total killer, Brees and Warner dislocated their elbows. But it's definitely not good
>>157864166Ronnie also thought it was stupid and later regretted it. Blamed the decision on pain meds if I remember right.
>>157863437Jayden....
>>157863252I hate Philly and I hate the Eagles and Siriannis fake tough guy act, fuck that faggot.That being said they're way better than the Chiefs, so thank you for destroying the mutt.
>>157864150based Diggs. Best player (non injured) on the team now
GOOOOOOO SAINTS! GO TYLER SHOUGH!
Who wants to have a melty for my entertainment? Where are Bears bussy boys? Where are chorgers fags? How's that off season optimism treating you now?
>>157864204oh, maybe that wasn't diggs. I'm so embarrassed
Who is winning 1 seed in NFC? AFC?
>>15786421649ers and bengals
tyler shough my bussy
>>157864216mina is winning my seed
If the AFCW were movies
>>157864216Saints! My Chiefs!Go my Chiefs! And also my second team, the Saints!
>>157864043Their Greatest Hits is one of the best selling albums in the world. It's like the Eagles, their early albums sucked but their Greatest Hits were actually good
>>15786421649ers and steelers
Aaron Donald is the grim reaper
>>157864243of my bussy
>>157864090im a cowboys fan but the chiefs are my second team <3
>>157864216Kangz, Billz
>>157863791>>157863797Darnold is practicing this week, he'll probably sit out the Commies.
>>157864216bills and 9ers
>>157864251Jerry Jones and Clark Hunt are neighbors and we've always had a strong Texas connection, many of our best players are from Texas like Mahomes, Jamaal Charles, Priest Holmes. And of course the team is from Texas. So that makes sense
>Joe Bussy's new injuries are now fixing his old injuriesIt's over...https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1wne03r/micd_up_joe_burrow_says_one_of_those_hits_popped/
Should I buy the new wolverine game? I’m looking for something to tide me over while I wait for my Chiefs to win again on Sunday.
>>157864280Yeah go for it
>>157864204Based lifelong commanders fan since 2024
who you got ENG or JAC? i cant decide what to put in
>>157864216We're finally getting the promised Hawks/Bilsb Owl
lions winning it all btw
>>157864280I heard it's handholdy and the gameplay isn't anything special. I could see myself having fun with that still.
We're getting another 49ers vs Chiefs slurper aren't we
>>157863717MY PHINNIES ARE GOING FOR THE UPSET IN BOTH GAMES!!!!!!!!!
>>157864343niners are absolutely not getting past the shecocks
>>157864309JAC
>>157864343What the fuck do you mean by slurper
>>157864343the chiefs are getting exposed next week
>>157864343Jags Bengals Ay Eff Cee Cee Gee
No one said the epic rebuild wasn't gonig to be easy
>>157864379Offloading most of their dead money now is the way to go
>>157864379should sell achane for a small castle since this is gonna take like 3 years
>>157863354stare at your fantasy lineup
Chiefs queens are about to play
Joseph 4Chan is about to put the League on notice
Rumor has it Caleb had sexo with Dave Portnoys ex wife Renee
Spiritual catch
>>157864379I watched this movie not knowing anything about it and I think this scene made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at a movie. Go brownies!!!
>>157864463Not impressed
>>157864493how's this
>>157864463feeling like 2021
I wish someone would blow my head smooth off.
>>157864522Room for one more?
2 injuries will stop the bengals from making the playoffs. Burrow, Dexter. If either of them get a season ender, its over. Also if mims gets injured, theyre a first round exit
2026 NBA Finals2026 NHL Finals2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 PGA Championship2026 Daytona 5002026 Kentucky DerbySuper Bowl MCMLXXXVIXMCLVXIVWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. Great. No one cares. I really don't care how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>157864534flaccie would still run the offense and dex cant get a season ending injury
is he right?
>>157864534>without their QB1 and best defensive player, they miss the playoffsWho isn't this true for?
>>157864556browns
>>157864552Yes please take that retard
>>157864552If N9ne can't succeed in Kevin "QB Whisperer" McConnell's system he can't succeed anywhere.
>>157864552>the giants should trade for a qb controversyvery intelligent
>>157864354Post the WebM from yesterdays game thread
why trade for fields shitass?why doesn't KC jump at the opportunity to ship him out for draft picks?
>>157864578No. Bad.
>>157864579Idk but he should be gone if anybody's calling, we have Nussmeier and the reason we signed Fields (to start in the regular season until Mahomes recovers) turned out to be moot. Maybe Veach is just playing hardball trying to get as much as he can out of him
>>157864556seattle. san fran.
>>157864579And if Mahomes reaggravates his knee? He's still wearing a brace.
>>157864552>not just one young injury prone QB>but twoThey should trade for Dalton if they want to win. Howie will trade him for a 6th and a wawa hoagie.
>>157864597Nussmeier is better than Fields, we would start him and bring up Olado-kun from the practice squad to back him up
>>157864354need taytay to slurp me
>>157864597if patti goes down, the season is over justin fields isn't going to take the team to the super bowl
How can a man who is this famous keep his beautiful wife’s identity hidden for so long?
>half the zoomer QB's are dead>Unc Cousins and grampa Rodgers still aliveSoft ass generation
reminder
>>157864611>grampa Rodgers still alivethere are things worse than death
>>157864611And Stafford with all his back injuries. Once zoomer Joe Bussy goes down Flacco will be back in the mix too.
>>157864621I need liberal white men to tell me how wrong I am
>>157864579reid and bieniemy have wildcat plays ready to be unleashed
Sophie 3!
>>157864621Nope. Caleb Williams is as bitchmade as Jay Cutler riding the bike in the NFC championship game. I don't care if he's a faggot who takes cock up his asshole off the field. You leave an important game because of a hamstring strain crying you're a bitchBears will never have a 4000 yard passer because they're a bitchmade faggot franchise with a fat dumb nigger monkeyshine running things
>>157864628The Browns beating the Panthers would be the funniest shit
>>157864662Who raped you?
>>157864658What do you think about her opinion regarding the move to Kansas?
>>157864658
>>157864683the heavens will not allow Bryce to lose such a matchup
>>157864691It's common for Missourians to not like it, I'm from Kansas so my feelings are differentI think everyone will be happy after the stadium is built though, a lot of it is just that people are scared of change. Once we have a gorgeous new stadium in a better location even Missourians will probably be happy
>straightest Broncos fan
>>157864533who will be the winner of the inevitable meaningless December game between us where the loser gets a better draft pick?
>>157864552Giants don't have a 4th round pick in the 27 draft because of the trade up for Malachi Fields iirc. A 3rd round pick seems steep but they'd basically be waving a white flag on the season if they don't do something
>>157864709There's nothing wrong with admiring a strong man's physique just like there's nothing wrong with feminizing weaker men.
>>157864709This is true, the resident Bronkek is always posting shirtless selfies and trying to rape my bussy
Our ladies are kicking ass. 20-45
>>157864737Fraid so
>tua returns to full practice the same time penix is meant to startDid he really just fake an injury because he didn't want to play?
>>157864749kek I'm starting to believe that theory
say his name CORRECTLY
Well?
I'm gay quarterback Michael Penis.
>>157864773>benis
>>157864780I’m your son, gay left handed quarterback Michael Penis Jr
>>157864776How can you still love him after he got embarrassed by my Chiefs? Don't you blame him for betraying your trust?
>5 on topNeed my demon back bro I'm sick
I was so wrong about being upset at spending a 4th round pick to get Devaughn Vele. He's so damn reliable. He's so solid that I've begun to question why Denver would even trade him to begin with.
I don't think J.J McCarthy should be written off yet
>>157864773>My QBs name is TUA
>>157864343Eagles v BengalsOr Eagles Broncos
>>157864737Kys for posting this
>>157864800>EPA>brock turdy
>>157864737Who?
I HATE BAKER MAYFIELD!
The Bengals will not make the Super Bowl because Dexter Lawrence is a dishonorable player who quit on his team last year
Who should My Commies trade for?
>>157864805He should be jerked off instead (by me)
>the dynasty is ov-ACK
>>157864805the hype never made a lick of sense to begin with
>>157864839unironically, Anthony Richardson
>>157864874>>157864839Actually solid.
>>157864812>broncosLol
Chiefs queen excellence
>>157864814
>>157864820'ock 'urdy is elite, kid
>>157864915*gets injured*
>>157864874For a 7th, let's do it!
>>157864839Aidan O’ Connell for a 4th
>>157864922Before the season sure, now you paying premium boy
Daily reminder that there's no scientific proof that a substation can cause injuries.
>>157863354Play golfCook something for your friends/gf/wifeRead a book
>>157864943Delet this
>>157864902only in modern times could 2 mid women command so much media attention in sports
I hope nobody shows me their cock and balls today hahaaha I'd be like "nooooo please don't show me those!!" Hahaaaha
According to Grok AI: The 2026 Washington Commanders are the only team in NFL history to start the year with 2 road division games, followed by a week 3 home opener against the defending Super Bowl champions. League didn’t do them any favors.
>>157864958One is good at basketball (which for women it’s like being the next Kobe) and the other is an albeit a bit past her prime pop star, I’ve seen motherfuckers pop their loads for less.
Mahomes dragons are back
I unironically think he could take the gnats to the playoffs
>>157864991iggles
>>157865000He's a mediocre backup
>>157864991Raiders can’t be that high and their opponents be dead last shit makes no sense
>>157864991Wow, this is terrible
>>157865014so is sam darnold
>>157865039Hey now thats SUPER BOWL CHAMPION Sam Darnold
>>157863379?Caleb is 0-4 against the Lions
>>157865041I remember being on pit road at a racetrack in North Carolina in actual shock over Kyle Busch dying when I found out that Joe Schoen got a contract extension.I guess the old adage that the good die young but pricks like forever really is true
>>157864986being a great wnba player meant nothing. ever. only now with feminist media and brown simps all over the internet
>>157864991Finally a decent fucking power rank
>>157865070Do you ever stop crying
new>>157865097>>157865097
>>157864860Even if they won the sb, they’re not part of that dynasty. That’s almost like lumping all Brady sbs together as one dynasty
>>157864090Tyler shough is the best qb the saints have had since brees retired
>>157865067This is the way
Why didn’t all these teams with first round QBs draft a franchise 3rd string backup in the 7th round to save their season?
