3-3GAME OF THE YEAR GET IN HERE
German women are built for Dutch cock
>>157881221Whats he up to nowadays?
>>157881221What's ten Hag up to nowadays?
Reminder Western "Germans" are just German-speaking Americans
>>157881239>>157881241FC Twente technical director
KULT
German women are builtDutch women are built
>finally almost rid of Adeyemi>transfers to the weakest top5 league where he scores goals now so he gets called up againfuck this shit man
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What a shit game
>>157881266>the weakest top5 leagueThat's still Ligue Uhn
>>157881272i'd give her my wotsit
Flopping is the meta in this game
>>157881246and Ossis are just German-speaking Russians
i have adeyemi fatigue
Why are some of the germans wearing short socks?
>>157881237>talks about German women>shows painfully obvious Slavic woman
>>157881246That LARPer Höcke was born in West Germany lmao
>>157881246reminder Höcke is a dumbass whose existence hinders the AfD from ever reaching absolute majority at federal level
calling up Ter Stegen and starting him is actually fucking crazy considering he played like 10 matches from 2024 until this season
Germany is playing like an Albania, why are they so deep?I thought Kloppo was all about le heavy metal fussball?
>Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
Score more goals, you stupid nazi fucks.
>>157881313they had four training sessions so farheavy metal takes more practice than that
>>157881312And he was shit when he played for the NT before.
What's the purpose of Reijnders
>>157881332Still, you'd expect at least the intention to be there
>>157881272Give me the Dane
>>157881313They need water break
>>157881272Isn't bottom left some Dutch police officer influencer?
>>157881348the intention was there in the first five minutes
>>157881328Out of principle, we will now refuse to do that, because never shall we take commands from a M*xican
>>157881312even crazier when we could have fielded baumann, dahmen, urbig or backhaus
>>157881377>urbigFor you
we should introduce the bierpause every 15 minutes
>>157881372>>157881328anyone got that pic of the dutch guy who ranted about mexico?
God i love adememe
>>157881372I bet if it was a Muslim you would be scoring a hat trick yourself.
who is the brown retard who fucks up all the literally free goals?
>adeyemisurely that was his last chance, right?
Did Adeyemi really mean it? Kek
ter stegen is just the luckiest fuck ever
>>157881387kek
nigger named DUMB FRIES uniron
>>157881406too high desu
>>157881406that‘s being generous
>dumbfries
>>157881408Aidsyemi
>>157881272Isn't the swedish one that norwegian tranny
>>157881387Very nice (:
>>157881408going to have to be more specific
>>157881435kekwatch the game you retard
La Liga getting exposed so hard in this game through Adeyemi's continued incompetenceThe Spaniards will NEVER recover from this
>>157881313klopp hasn't been heavy metal for a long time now, when buvac left klopps style changed as well, he has always played from a solid defense though
CHIMPOUT
lol what even is this
>>157881406she be negative for bottling that open goal
edels stube doodwat nou, /bundes/bros?
CHIMPETY CHIMP
Is that an albino upfront? Or is he just too white?
triVARgo?
W A R
hahahahahahahahhahaa
meme Stegen is such a joke holy shit
I don’t even know what’s happening
>führichlmao wtf
I have dutch timmy fatigue
>>157881221Why are Spanish refs so garbage all the time?
>0 goals>stegen is ... le bad!BLESSED BY NEUERNEUER 2.0
German vs Dutch rivalry bros, we're so back!
>>157881473>boing>boing>boing>whistleNo goal for Holland.
2 legit goals canceled Fuck off
>>157881488checked
>>157881456ive seen the video
>>157881488them digits
>>157881458He's white but acts like a nigga
>>157881488>that numberlmao
Good job Nmecha, Charlie Kirk would be proud of you!
>>157881488HOLY SHIT
>>157881443
what the fuck
>>157881473Rigging that would make Argies blush
LOOL
this game should be 7-2 germoney are getitng obliterated like a mediocre bundershitga team
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157881488HH brother
Adeyemi impression
MINDERDINK
this is appalling
>merdedink
>>157881488>1488
Surely Xavi is regretting his decision rn right?
Based Klopp, bringing back our legendary German luck back to the national squad.
>>157881529That stands for "Hup Holland" right?
>>157881488>those numerals
I laughed out loud when he missed that.
I think this game is more VARed than netherlands vs aregntina
Can his son fix Oranje?
>>157881529based hulk hogan fan
murderball!
Pretty entertaining murderball other than that pretty dire
>>157881554He will murder Adeyemi
van dick is losing it
hopefully Amiri stops getting called up
MURDER BALL
>Netherlands xG 2.29>0 goalshehe
>>157881561i asked the danish about their accent and they said this back
>>157881519what's her fucking problem?
>>157881488
fucking retards
wow are they waiting for christmas before shooting
why didn't he just take the shot?
>adeyemi
This ref must be a Madrid fan.
Adeyemi is a Ryan Babel-tier shitter
So satisfying to see that faggot adeyemi when he's not sucking on Flick's mantits
>>157881583the world may never know
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWDO YOU NOT SCORE THAT WTF YOU FUCKING RETARDSFUCK OFF ADEYEMI
>adeyemiSeriously germany why is he here?
Adeyemi is so fucking shit, unbelievable
>>157881542>play like shit>win>everybody hates youSo that's why Argentinians are so fucking obnoxious. This shit is fun!Also>Adeyemi
hold on a second im taking an adeyemi
>Adememy skying every single Abschlussbro is collecting Bonus Meilen or something xD
dutch players are seething
>>157881607?He's clearly helping Adeyemi's team just like in the league
REEEEEEEEEEEEFHELPPPPP
>>157881625Can you blame them?
>>157881616NOBODY KNOWSKARL COULD PLAYEY MALA COULD PLAYEVEN INJURED GRUDA SHOULD PLAY OVER HIM IM SOFUCKING MAD
HE COVERED HIS MOUTH100% he said something badRED
>>157881639this is uefa we are allowed to call each other faggots here still
>>157881635What did he say?
>>157881635Uh oh
>>157881627Doesn't want Xavi to win.
Whatever this game is, it is definitely not a slurper.
>>157881635>>157881639can't be racist because he's black
>>157881611what makes jupiter best girl?
Why do /sp/aggots hate Ter Stegen so much?He's doing alright desu
>>157881635>>157881639what bad can a nigger possibly say to a white man though?
>>157881635VAR KILL THIS NIGGER
>>157881648>muh bicycle moffen dis is raycis
>>157881635AAAAAHHH NOOOOOO!DUTCHIES RIGGING THE GAME AGAIN!RED RED RED - REEEEEEEEEEEFFFFF
>>157881638Karl and El Mala are not in the squad tho
>>157881639the look on his N face alone was worthy of a red card
>>157881657He constantly made mistakes this game. He's lucky the two goals didn't go through
Anyone want to buy some Ketamine?
Funfact: The referee in this game has the same surname as Netherlands' national team manager.
>>157881656you mean mercury
Gakpo or Adeyemi?
>>157881637maybe you should score a goal. that might help
>>157881652I can guarantee you no one gives a fuck, if anything Xavi was a gift to Madrid as a manager
>>157881682Diaz and Olise
>>157881682Gakpo my son.....
>>157881682Van Bommel Jr.>>157881684We did, twice.
>>157881656she’s the complete package: the toughest, most reliable protector who also cooks for you, gardens, and wants a flower-and-cake shop with a husband.>>157881657it's a memeshould have been germany's keeper in the last world cup desu
>>157881608thats turkiye Süper Lig: 2016–17 champion ryan babel to you m8, wash your mouth out with soapcan any germans explain to me why the fuck turks are the only others to use umlauts. did you invade them and force it on them, do they even use it to make the same sounds you do?
>>157881684>HOWEVERHehe
>>157881657kek how much of the game did you watch? first half was abysmal
Now I am not gay but Van de Ven is a handsome fella
>>157881707yeah not gay either but would love to jerk him off while rimming him if you get what i mean
>>157881707this but im gay
>>157881221Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe, he unironically just needed more time
>>157881707I'm trans and he makes me jealous
>>157881657he literally passed to a dutch player
>>157881700Swedish, Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian use them too
>tfw adeyemi fucks up ANOTHER counter AGAIN
This game needs one real goal
Isn't this the German c team?
Femke!
Granatbry ON
>>157881700Babel's career arc was kino, he disappeared during all of his mid-late 20s only to appear and start scoring in Champions Leagues again
>Schwengel hart
>>157881743but i thought was ripping it up at barca against valencia, racing santander and the like
>>157881656its of course sailor mars
>>157881700Atatürk wanted to civilize them and so he abolished Arabic letters and introduced the Latin alphabet instead and then had to find letters that match the actual pronounciation used in Turkish and the umlauts just fit best.
this is a bad game
>>157881759It's one of two teams. Klopp is just trying to figure out who he can use in the future
gnabry is the only ngubu that i rate in our squaddoubt we would have made wc qualification without him desu, happy hes back
>>157881759yes yes, all our world class players are being geschont atm
>>157881759Don't exaggerate, Dutchies would probably be our B team
>>157881759y-yes, a-absolutely!
>>157881787why didn't he get rid of their arabic worship religion
How are there 3 people in the middle and none forward to tap that in?
Lmao
>>157881787neat>>157881739>estoniathis cant be a real country surely
god damn zoomers get off my lawn
>>157881221Based kid
This whole game is a meme
ACK!
>Dutch security
Kek what a retard
kek basedcould have made it
Overall kino match and well deserved easy victory for us
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED KID
um dutchies nice security ya got there
>invading the pitch to get a selfie with... Rejnderswtf?
Hes just a kid calm down NIGGERS
>>157881830>Well deservedNo way bruh
>van bommel jris he good? his dad is based
Imagine we could protect our borders the same way we protect our pitches.
>the light jog of the fat security man
>>157881221He could have saved us.....
>>157881840Strongmind, bit reckless and rough still but big talent for sure
Xavineta status?
Kek wtff
>>157881839>mutt opinion on footballD I S C A R D E DISCARDED
>>157881840He's top scorer of the Dutch league atm, biggest attacking talent we got
based kid is the highlight of the match
>>157881839Did you see netherlands score a goal?
wtf is ter Stegen's problem?!
How is Dumfries carrying so hard bruhGlad he's in my club
>>157881825
>>157881840The real question is if his cock is similarly big as his fathers. No homo.
ok this just confirms klopp is going to win the world cup and xavi is getting sacked within the next year
>>157881843That random kid literally just invaded the pitch and they didn't do anything
>>157881840Absolutely, but very dirty player
>>157881853>He's top scorer of the Dutch league atm, biggest attacking talent we gotBro, he's got 2 goals, the top scorers all have 5?
>another Ter Stegen long ball directly to a dutchieklopp got this so wrong its actually impressive.
>>157881855Yeah twice akshully
this match kinda sucks.i demand a goal.
>>157881881They only did that through vile rulebreaking.
>>157881777where did the soul go from everything?
Klopp needs to adapt his training methods after years out of football and visiting hotels with two other mysterious single middle-aged men
>>157881807>>157881801>>157881798Kek I'm not trying to have a dig hereNetherlands is playing shit
>TER STEGEN IS ... LE BAD>still 0 goals >prevents another goal
>>157881876>durchies so confused by this that they forget how to scorebundeskultkloppo got it this so right
Gotta love club football being decimated because of these
Uhm we are losing steam guys
Jonathan "Gloryhole" Tah is a dirty player
Apologize to ter Stegen, /sp/
APOLOGIZE TO TER STEGEN NOW
Ref robbed me of BTTS fuck this
>>157881869Ter stegen my goat
Apologize to ter Stegen
>>157881904just re-install it
charlie?
I want to see ter stegen taking some pens before i make my final judgment.
>>157881913>dirtyDude, he's just African. That's his skin color.
>gnabrywhat a moron
HOWEVER
>>157881221GET FUCKED HANS
KEK
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN
well that was pretty good
HAHAHAHAHAH
>kackpoo
WAJOW PIK ZIEKEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The Kingdom of the Netherlands 3 - Goymany 1
>>157881830>victoryehem
What a goal
oh nein nein nein
>>157881860He doesn't fit Madrid unfortunately
VAR that motehrfucker
WHAT A GOAL
VARVARVARThis can't be allowed.
GET FUCKED ARSENAL
GET TRIVELA'D YOU KRAUT FUCKERS
Watch them var this one too
>getting scored on by gakpooSack Klopp now.
Nice goal
Gakpo > Kloppo
VAR, do something!
KLOPP WINSanother anecdote for his autobiography
this game is chud and trans approved
>needing a lucky goal to equalise this weak Germanyabsolute state of the dutch
based Granatbry knew that the dutch deserved another chance at that goal
It’s deserved, a win wouldn’t feel right
This is what the goal looked like.
>>157881972you did this
RUBEN IS AMAZING NEXT VAN BASTEN
>>157881993freaky how much he looks like his dad
KWABOp zn duits
What a pass from Van bommel
Fuccckkkkkkkk germany
niggers chimping as usual
Banger goal gg
>>157882014He looks way more like his mom tbqhLook at Van Persie's son, that really is like seeing twins
>>157882011Kek true
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>celebrating a draw at homestate of xavi
>>157882012bro i was so certain nothing is gonna happen. too bad my stream is 20 seconds behind. im sorry.this >>157881896 was also me btw.
Them Dutchies be chimping
But honestly, the Dutchies deserved the equalizer.
Uhh, that's looking like a red card to me.
>>157882014>>157882027Jon Dahl Tomasson and his son are also actually crazy how much they look alike
Two things to take away from this gameWe are both shit and fuck the spanish
a 1-1 is just a 0-0 with extra steps, slurper
>>157882036Nothing wrong with that man. Need to take what you can, they got unlucky.
>>157882014>meanwhile Van Persie's sonnigga looks like a nafri
>>157881893digital medium and 3d animation
ITS KLOPPOVERTHE GERMAN PRESS IS GONNA TEAR HIM A NEW ONE
ez 2-1 win for us
>>157790602>>157790602post match thread
>>157882027Van Persie JR looks like a fucking Moroccan (because he is).
>only thing hes good for is his height>missesKill yourself
>>157882051>500 years of living rent free
>>157881221What's the reason why they didn't win it today?
>>157882051BASED(but >we are actually so fucking back and (you) just don't know it yet)
>>157882058wtf is his mom Moroccan?
>>157882058So does Robin from certain angles
>>157882076No way to VAR the last goal.
How does dumfries look so shit for Madrid but amazing here
>>157882058well he looks like his dad too
>>157882084YesRobin likes Beurette pussy!!!
>>157882089Could have tried at least.They didn't even tried to put up a fight.Embarassing!
>>157882098Same with adeyemi: total shit but dominates at Barca. Laliga might be the biggest meme ever
I dont want to see Adeyemi start against the Greeks, but he probably will :(
>>157882076they fielded a team that would lose 6-0 to elvensberg
>>157882114Nice reading comprehension Mehmet
>>157881488blessed digits
Why was everyone in this game so unsportsmanlike?
>>157882145That's every Germany-Netherlands match desu
>>157882145Protestant culture
>>157882171It's not the 2000s anymore
>>157881723It's all alright. He's with his childhood club now
>>157882186How ironic it's you Catholic browns who are most unsportsmanlike.
>>157881739Spanish uses ü.
Now that's heavy metal football...
>>157882145lowland bants
>>157882145Nothin' personal Hans
>>157882145didnt bother me
>>157882383We aren't thirdies. The conduct matters.
>>157882400Where's Luther
>>157882447i'll make a not of it, War crime bro
>>157882460What?
night
went to Hamburg in 2018 with my friends and sat down in a dead empty cafe, a mutt came out and only half of us ordered something because we're frugal, and he said to my friend "Where are you from?... - Slovenia? Oh that's a poor country."Honestly i was so surprised by being flexed on by a nog in Germany so shamelessly I couldn't even jump in with a reply so I just stole a spoon to feed my family back at home. Still didn't order shit, we only stopped by because a girl had to piss, the whole thing was a humiliation ritual.
>>157882515KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>157882515Sucks to be you Janez
>>157882566>>157882555checked
>>157882497note*
