Just as we all thought, when the mask comes off It's Pittsburgh at the top of the ref assisted charts.The real conspiracy behind Mike Tomlins winning seasons.
Earned first downs
Who cares, post TLaw
TLaw sucks though
>4chan is 23 years old>I've been browsing for 17 years of it's 23 of existence Where did the time go?
Heil.
who told Aubrey to boot the kickoff out the endzone?
>>157988829We appreciate it bro. He’s been balling
>>157988867Earned First Downs>4/5 of bottom 5 is AFC>5/6 of bottom 6 is AFCThe Miami Line (Malik Willis)>9/11 of the teams equal or lower than MIA are AFC
>>157988867>who do you believe? These deliberately misleading, fabricated statistics or your own lying eyes?
Where? Where have they gone?Now?! It’s nothing but flowers.
>>157989049>my own extremely biased and seething eyes
>>157988949Newfag
Mahomes used to be the best quarterback in the league, but now it’s become blatantly obvious that he’s no longer that guy. Nobody called Mahomes a refbabby before 2023, because he wasn’t. These statistics are misleading because they include a period of time where Mahomes was genuinely the best quarterback in the league and did not benefit from refball. The Chiefs being refbabbies is a very recent and indisputable phenomenon which coincides with Mahomes’s statistical regression and including data from as far back as 2018 is dishonest statistical manipulation.
>>157988949Hey I've been 17 years too!
>>157988861Yet another dogshit thread
>>157989073They're back on shit team mountain
>>157989140Mahomes was in the perfect situation. He would have failed in a Tom Brady cerebral type offence. But give him space and let him use his movement (absolutely top tier, along with Russel Wilson and Aaron Rodgers, all three had eyes in the back of their heads and great functional movement ability) and his big arm to make unconventional throws to guys Reid schemed open and it was unstoppable, especially when paired with Hill and Kelce. Four guys at the top of the world. Then they lost hill, Kelce got old, and Mahomes got old and injured and less mobile.Allen was another guy put into a similar perfect situation. Look at his pocket on basically every play. Huge amounts of space and time to work with, for his relatively slow processing ability to identify guys downfield and use his cannon arm to get it to them. Even with inferior receivers they were given so much time they got open. Another example of a limited player being set up to succeed. But when the limitations surface it causes problems, which we are seeing now. Again, not innately talented enough to be the GOAT.Honestly, Herbert should have become the goat. He had Brady style cerebrality with the body and arm of a Josh Allen. But his shit situation never allowed it to flourish.
Spoopy
The GOAT's Top 10 going into Week 4
>>157988861It's not always about how many flags, it's about being bailed out on the rare pivotal moments. Anyone who's not clinically retarded knows this. Also does the NFL grade refs on no calls at the end of a season? There should be stat for agregiouous no calls. I doubt the worthless faggots would give an honest assessment though.
>>157989198Not readin that. Whats it like being mad at 10 am on a Thursday?
>>157989198I can pray and hope for a Super Bowl appearance for Josh when in reality I can only realistically expect another Divisional round or AFCCG elimination.
>>157989228>agregiouousSmartest Chiefs anti.
>>157989238As long as I'm #1
Based statmutt
>>1579890092-1
Intermediate throw rate by QBs.
>>157989237Bo Nix made you'r qb cry
>>157989198>He would have failed in a Tom Brady cerebral type offenceThis is how he won in 2023.It was far more impressive than any team Brady ever won with.Do not @ me.
Bonix.
These charts are hella gay. I just go by vibes.
Seriously, why was Caleb showering after a game he didn't play in?
>>157989163Jayden will play. SS this
>>157989336The roster is always changing during the season. New cracks and dongs to admire every week.
>>157989342He’s speaking to the media today so yeah it looks like it
>>157989198Lmao
Raiders: Legit or Frauds?
>>157989403They're a decent team. Good enough to get a wild card spot if everything goes right.
>>157989403they're winning the division
>>157989403They're not winning the Superbowl but they're going to the playoffsGenuinely could win the division depending
You must be on crack if you think the Raiderps are taking the division from the Chiefs.
>>157989429Let them fester in their delusion. It's gonna be so funny when the rug is pulled from under them. They're actually hopeful lmao.
>>157989429Chiefs have a hard schedule to finish off the year. They don't get to play the Colts and Dolphins again
>>157989429Raiders have an easier schedule and have had more convincing wins
>>157989445If the Colts went for it in OT the Chiefs would be fighting to tie for first this weekend too.
This genny is about to have an Anne Melty Maye when Drake gets back to the Super Bowl this year
jackoffville jaggoffs or shitzagnarly bungholes? who is victory?
>>157989445>They don't get to play the Colts and Dolphins again...Are the Chiefs this year's Pats?
>>157989465kekaroohe'll be lucky if he isn't benched soon
>>157989465I need Drake Maye to bounce back so that my "Most evil cursed disgusting post season imaginable" prediction can come true
>>157989467I got the Jags. Should be prime time, it's the better kitty bowl
>>157989475God this is so gross
>>157989465>handlet qbs
>>157989480In all seriousness might be a gooden. I don't know their defenses tho.
>>157989475jasg going to the AFCCG wouldn't be that disgusting though
>>157989492where the hell did the blood even come from?
>>157989496Them losing to the Patriots after last week would
>>157989465Isn't he leading the league in turnovers
>>157989475A disgusting act by Anon.
>>157989498Ruptured bussy
>>157989467Bunholes' starting secondary are all injured. They need to move around a bunch of rookie players to even put a fuckin defense on the field. It's gonna be a 38-31 shootout bloodbath in favor of the Jaggoffs. I predict a couple bad fumbles on both sides and the Joey LeReddit will be trying to play heroball from behind the whole game.Bungs will be 2-2Jaggoffs will be 3-1
>>157989508I do it every week for the vibes of each team and division, this is kind of what I'm expecting right now but that evil ass one would be so funnyI love the idea of the Pats becoming the new Bills where they keep making it to the Owl and losing
>>157988861
>there will never be a handlet QB who throws darts two handed grannystyle
>>157989521I hope he starts doing football videos where the background is just Minecraft like brain rot zoomer shit
>>157989525why live
>>157989521The Stoolers were trying to win owls? They had AB, Bell and Rapistburger and I don't think they even made an AFCCG
>>157989529They should do a segment on football night in america where Coach T roasts viewer submitted minecraft cities
>>157989537Yeah and those three played all together like twice
>>157989529>>157989558I want to hear him say deditated wam
>>157989521Neeeeerd. Interior of his house is all boring overly conservative soft beige and tan tones too. At least he didn't make his kid into Urkel
>>157989494Jags defense has been good at holding teams to a field goal in the redzone
>>157989587I actually know that person. Doesn't like to talk about it, and is happy to not be recognized these days. Still has a bit of a lisp.
>>157989587https://voca.ro/1ejhd0bv9D5k
>>157989403If they can beat the Chiefs, I'll consider them a contender. If not, they're a flash in the pan.
>>157989429Week 4's matchup result will be very telling.
>>157989467I've got the Jags winning but it could be a very close game.
CBS - The NFL Today Russell Wilson (new for 2026)Kyle Long (new for 2026)Bill Cowher Nate Burleson >Ciara recently celebrated her tenth wedding anniversary with Russell Wilson, alongside the release of her new single, "Yes," which she describes as a celebration of love and gratitude. The couple are parents to four, and are currently expecting their fifth child together.
>>157989532
>>157989676Nate Burleson sucks so I never watch it
>>157989676How is Russ on TV? I haven't watched a second of the show
>>157989687he was annoying on gmfb but once they got him around gail king it really took off
>>157988949I found out about this site in 07 but only went to /b/ periodically. I wasn't a full time user until I started coming to /sp/ in 2010
>>157989140He's always been a refbaby. People didn't start noticing until 2024
>>157989220>49ers fan makes 49ers #1
>>157989819Similar thing for me. 08 is when I graduated HS and started coming to here. /b/ mostly used up my time those days, since it was such a dominant force for generating OC on the internet.
>>157989220This is just the standings.
>>157989336I don't think it's a meme anymore, I think Caleb might actually be gay. Did you see how he hugged Case after the game?
>>157989860Wins are all that matters
Enjoy Joey Porter Jr., 'Boys enjoyers.
>>157989220Why does anyone rate the vikings and raiders for beating up on shit teams
>>157989962Worked for the Pats
>take a big dak prescott every morning>wipe my butt until all the jordan love is gone >by lunchtime, butthole is feeling swampy and wet>go to the bathroom and wipe>toilet paper covered in kyler MurrayWhy is my butthole leaking michael penix jr all day long?
>>157989990Coward.
>>157989303Than got injured, and his team got destroyed by the patriots.
>>157989990Penix Jr. is a good QB
>>157988867>team that played the most games from 2018 - 2026 leads in a counting statwowwhoah
>>157990016Is that so?
>>157989220Why is everyone overating my Niners? We've played a jetlagged Rams team, dolphins and Cardinals. We have no D line and our receivers are dying also
>>157990026Yup
>>157989990I used to have this problem I fucking hated it. Get a bidet bro. Easy to install. Changed my life completely
>>157989990Anal sex tore up your butthole
>Loses his starting job to Arch Manning in 2027
>>157989403They're legit. The defense is much more understated than the Vikings' blitzfest, but similarly effective. They slowly choke you out with consistent pressure and force shittons of mistakes. The offense is steady, boring, and consistent. They get the points they need to let the defense kill you.
I just keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol next to the toilet. For my final wipe I just splash a little alcohol onto the paper. The burn feels good and makes my ass feel super clean.
>>157990079Arch is not very good. He can't hit the broadside of a barn in fucking college, it's gonna look way worse in the NFL.
>>157990079The Mannings didn't let Eli go to the Chargers they aren't letting Arch go there either.
The Jags have never had this kind of aura before. Idk it feels like their year.
>>157990110Who cares what the Mannings want, that whole family is overrated
>>157990116I want to see this lil nigga ball out. I don't give a shit about the Jags but a 2 way player in the 2020s is mega based.
The eagles stink
Good morning /nfl/!
>>157990183And it's all because Squirts isn't a good QB
>>157990137Archie and Eli were pretty mid that are carried by good moments. Can’t really deny Peyton as one of the all time greats.
Reminder that 90% of burrsfags on here are cubsfags, do not be deceived when they try to larp as white sox fansthe south side is going to give them SO MUCH SHIT for YEARS
>>157990204The White Sux played the worst team to ever make the playoffs. They are getting bounced out soon.
>>157990204I don’t really follow baseball these days until the division round starts. Weren’t the White Sox just in hell like last year, with Chicago sportscasters going on 15 minute tirades about how the front office and ownership are scum? How did they bounce back so quick and make the playoffs after like 20 years of being shit?
Peyton was overrated and if he wasnt he'd have won more rings
>>157990238The AL Central is dogshit + they got a Japanese fella who homers a lot.
>>157988861Apologize to Reid
>>157990251Injuries and playing at the same time as Tom Brady fucked him.
>>157990238pope magic o algoalso AL and AL central are all dogshit minus the yankees and possibly rays
>>157990224you didn't lead for a single second against the padresthe white sox never were behind for a single secondcrazy once in a century type shit especially since le cubs were supposed to be so good and the sox so meh
>>157989228Statmutt is a liar which makes him either spiritually or literally jewish. We also can't rule out that he's indian because one time he threw a bitch fit when i referred to sikhs as "jeets"
I'm starting to Love TNF. I wasn't the biggest fan when it started years ago, but it's kino nowpic unrelated
>>157990273bro played in 4 super bowls and got his bussy blown out during his prime in 2 of them
>>157990307Owls are meaningless
>>157990251Brady and Mahomes have warped your perception of what great QBs achieve championship wise. Many of the best QBs of all time only have 1. Young, Favre, Rodgers, Brees. Marino is on my top 10 and he only has 1 appearance. Peyton going to 4 and winning 2 is very respectable. The clip in which Montana, Brady, and Mahomes so far has won them puts them ahead of Peyton, but it also doesn’t mean he’s not in the top 4-10 QBs to ever play.
>>157990285Not a cubs tranny, albiet. We play poodres next tho. I hope the White Sux prove me wrong.
>>157990268
Shitass slurper game or lowkey retardfight kino today?
>>157990358I hope it’s a cool retard brawl, but I fear both defenses are actually good, so it’ll be a snoozer.
>>157990358kino
>>157990306I don't know anyone who complains about free Football. There are still 9 games on at the same time each Sunday early slot, could spread that out so we have a game every night of the week (leave Fri Night Lights for high school and Saturday for college then take those over when their seasons end). Then you'll never have to go without football from Sept to Feb and the Golden Era of Football on TV would begin
>>157990306I always like TNF, it's a great way to spend a Thursday night relaxing and it's always a retarded slap fight. If you don't enjoy a sickos game you're not a real football fan.
Would you want this perfect specimen of a woman to date your QB?
>>157990414She's such a dirty little whore Go Bills btw
>>157990414>perfect specimen>had work done to her body>perfect
>>157990414This general has always hated her, or maybe it’s just the vocal Mina posters being schizo. I’ve always thought she’s crazy hot. I don’t really care who she dates, thoever.
>>157990414I wonder what her daily skin care routine is.
>>157990414>>157990426>>157990440She's a 10
>>157990428Let he who has not jerked to fake tits cast the first bust
>>157990358Rodgers dies in primetime.
K9 is the AFC Player of the Month!Can I get a woof woof!?
>>157990456He's due
>>157990448Out of 15 sure
>>157990358browns-steelers thursday nighters are usually memorable for one reason or another. garrett helmetgate, chubb injury, jameis-led snowb owl upset
Mike Tomlin lost all of those Wild Card games so he could go back home and play Minecraft
>>157990448Fake, plastic, jewishYou've gotta be the most lobotomized goy in a country of lobotomized goys to think this is a ten
>>157990466soon
>>157990513>>157990508Maybe you guys just like men. It’s okay to admit that
>>157990426Josh, can we do anal tonight? Pleeeeese, honey <3
>>157990426>>157990414reminder she went on a podcast and talked about cucking herbert
>>157990521You're the type of retard to think the kardashians are the pinnacle of feminine beauty
>>157990414>>157990426>>157990448What do you think her armpits taste like?
>>157990204Bears Sox Hawks BullsThere is no other way
>>157990521They’re contrarian chud NPCs and are obligatory any time a hot woman is posted. Same potato faced doofuses that call Taylor Swift, Margot Robbie, Sydney Sweeney etc “mid”
>>157990426
>>157990199He was one of the biggest playoff chokers of all time
>>157990204>do not be deceived when they try to larp as white sox fansI can't help it!
>>157990530>comparing swift to sweeneydisgusting
>>157990520That’s not quite right. It’s “woof woof”!Let’s try again
>>157990521No, bogging yourself in your twenties isn’t 10/10 behavior. I’m sorry that you’ll never be a woman
>>157990524Source?
>>157990511I hope soI can drink for this one so that might help
Ever notice how the chuds who can’t appreciate female beauty are always the ones saving and posting the ugliest images >>157990560
>>157990530Margot clears Madison facially, Sweeney on body, and you are an annoying sperg
Taylor Swift is a man until proven otherwise
>jewish bpd bisexual Literally designed by satan himself to steal a man's vitality
>>157990522Wrong QB. Josh got the one who was BLACKED by Michael B Jordan
>>157990453Yeah i stopped doing this when i was like 17
>>157990511Still one of my favorite games. Max comfy
>>157990592Oh no so sorry to annoy you, that’s the last thing I could ever hope to do to a waste of life like yourself. The sperg is the one who does this every time a hot woman is posted, sorry to annoy you by pointing out what a faggot you are once again though. I know we’ve done this before, which you should probably think about
If this was the NFL Playoffs it would beAFC>Giants beat the shit out of the Patriots (9-0, 9-2) winner plays 1 seed Bucs>Chicago Cardinals BBQed the Texans (6-3, 7-3) winner plays 2 seed BrownsNFC>Chargers massacred the Bears and the MVP (8-0, 4-1) winner plays 1 seed Packers>Eagles vs Falcons (tied 1-1) winner plays 2 seed Rams
>>157990414>>157990426She might be the greatest succubus of all time. I hope once Justin washes out she dates another QBImagine if she dated peak Rodgers?
>>157990614and we'll never see it again in cleveland after 2029 while the rest of the division stays true to itself and continues to play in the elements. fuck domes, all my homies hate domes
>>157990511>jameis-led snowb owl upsetOne of the best games I've ever seen live. Remember the guy pounding on the announcers booth for 3/4 of the game? Peak football shit right there.
LET’S GO CHIEFIES*clap clap clapclapclap*LET’S GO CHIEFIES*clap clap clapclapclap*
>Yeah I think Kansas City is cold, how could you tell?>No, I’ve never been north of the Mason Dixon line. Why do you ask?
I've been to more snow Rockies games than snow Broncos games, and I've been to a lot of Broncos games. Most of the time it looks like this.
>>157990632Herbert will be fine. He just needs a coach, like Caleb did. No, dumbass Harbaugh is not the answer
>>157990715He doesn't even need that, he knows what to do. He just needs something besides gross incompetence everywhere around him
>>157990715If we could reanimate Vince Lombardi himself, it's not enough to help that scrub.
>>157990705This was such a great game
>>157990634Do you think Kansas City is cold? I need to settle a debate with dumbass Cletus flyovers.
Should artificial snow machines be installed in dome stadiums to emulate the outdoor conditions?
>>157990527Uma delicia
>>157990693
Truly, truly, truly the Brock Purdy/Trey Lance of the OT worldJosh Simmons is Trey Lance.
>>157990758As a stopgap until they tear all the domes down yes I think it's a good idea.
>>157990513>jewishIs she really?
>>157990731As a Chiefs fan, I hope this doesn’t happen, but I could see Eric Bienemy as HC actually being a good fit. The main thing Herbert and the Chargers lack is discipline and fire, they need somebody to get in there and smack them around
>>157990772Fair
>>157990745It was a pivotal game because Peyton Manning was out and Brock Osweiler had to hold it down. That win meant the Patriots had to come to Denver for the AFC championship.
>>157990773Yes.
>>157990769This UDFA who never played LT randomly being a starter tier LT is one of the most Chiefs things to ever happen
>>157990693>>157990766Hmmm
>>157990799What is going on in southwest Michigan? That's all touristy and wine country?
>>157990758Lol Youngcuck would lose it.I still remember when he spent weeks, months even, complaining about the snow in the NFCCG against the Eagles
Bills fans really gobbling down that cake already this year , huh
FLY CHIEFIES FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORYFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>157990448>>157990426>>157990414What phenotype is this? I know she’s Jewish but Jews tend to look more pale
>>157990799All this shows is where people are bad at hiding their meth labs.>>157990821That's further north. Southwest Michigan is Northeast Gary.
>>157990841>phenotypeThe Megan Fox
>>157990841Not really, Jews range everywhere from oliveskinned with black eyes to pale white and blonde. They can be a little duskier like Madison
Why can’t they give us a Thursday Night game that isn’t shitters?
you now remember Kyle Boller
>>157990880Would.
>>157990880I WANNA SEE ODESSA'S ZION
>>157990880ewwwwwwwwww
>>157990880disgusting
Imagine being Madison and making a big slutty show of rooting for your football bf who your handlers told you was supposed to be a top 5 big deal in his boy sport and get the greenlight that he’s a good match and then you just spend every game feeling stupid while he loses If he doesn’t turn this season around it’s over
>he doesn’t know that Jewish people are very ethnically diverse and there’s prevalent and ongoing intraracial conflict between the Jews of European descent and the Jews of African/Arabic descent (basically untouchables) that makes the Jim Crow era look egalitarian by contrast.
>>157990942>Herbert gets to see her buttholeIt should've been me...
>>157990841She's got the rat phenotype. I'll post the chart next
>>157990942Chad Kelce won the owl the year he courted Taylor. That’s how you do it
>>157990959i hate how kylie jenner influenced all these chicks to bog out
You guys know Robert Kraft is backtracing you, right?
>>157990959>>157990841Rat. Maybe a little bit of hawk but mostly rat
>>157989676Damn Motherhood looks great on Ciara
>>157990969Kylie Jenner did not invent plastic surgery and Madison looks way better now. You should try hating yourself for once instead
>>157990959Rekt
https://www.si.com/nfl/jets/onsi/why-nahshon-wright-s-time-jets-could-end-sooner-than-later-01m3t8d2kyy5I told everyone he was ass.
>>157990821Never, ever, leave the winery grounds >The methamphetamine situation in Southwest Michigan intersects with its prominent tourist areas primarily through the lens of a regional economic divide. Southwest Michigan is structurally split between wealthy, seasonal beach communities along Lake Michigan (like Saugatuck, South Haven, and St. Joseph) and economically strained, rural inland communities. >The meth epidemic in Southwest Michigan is heavily concentrated in rural, inland areas rather than the upscale resort towns lining the coast>The Tourist Bubble: Towns along the Lake Michigan shoreline attract heavy tourism and secondary home buyers, boosting the local economy and keeping drug-related activity heavily policed and largely out of sight from public resort areas.>The Inland Reality: Moving just a few miles inland into rural pockets of Berrien, Van Buren, and Allegan counties, the demographic shifts to lower-income, rural populations. Historically, Southwest Michigan is a hotbed for local, small-scale meth labs because the rural topography offered privacy for manufacturing.
>>157990971Think again, Pal. I got the Trace Buster Buster Buster
>>157990959Damn she was pretty before all the work.
>>157990983i'm not mad at you because i used to run necro builds too
I hope Allen n Herbert never win an owl kek
>>157990983I hope for your own sake that you're an actual shill and don't legitimately believe these things.
>>157990513>>157990560>>157990959>>157990977Madison Beer is making you angry at 1:37 pm on a Thursday
>>157988949>2004 OGN9NES GONNA FREAK
>>157991010That's the tranny sculpture build
>>157991012Yes I’m a paid shill because I corrected your dumbass post, exactly. Keep doing great king, we all hope you breed as well
>>157991033bro the surgeon put a key to her face like he was tightening a drum head
>>157991056She looks better and everyone would say so that isn’t being a chud contrarian, it’s literally possible to predict every single thing you say because it will always be the opposite of what’s obviously trueMadison is hot = nahhhhhh plastic and Jewish goblin Madison looks obviously better after getting work done = nahhhhhh you must be a Jewish shillYes we know, every time
>>157991061Mr. Regular Season
>>157991061ok......anyways, apparently we're talking about Tara Reid
>>157991083You must be a jewish shill
>>157990776See the Chiefs fan who has to deal with him twice a year knows the score. It's all the casual who only remember the playoffs who think he's a shit qb
>>157991083feel free to continue to give the qrd every time the call is answered
>>157991011At least Allen is with a pure girl who loves him for who he is unlike Herbert
>>157990821When? 2 months out of the year when it's not cold?
>>157991061JSN is on pace for 2,200 receiving yards and 34 touchdowns. That means nothing
Thinking about the Chiefs from Kansas City.
>>157990655Bang bang bang! Listening to Al get upset at the noise was a good thread here
>>157991119
>>157990589I never posted Moggison Beard
>>157991103This is true and I do affirm this. Herbert isn’t the issue. Obviously I’m happy if the Chargers don’t know this and trade him though
>>157991001I looked around on google maps and it all looks pretty nice. tell me the name of the shittiest meth area
>>157991136game is soulless without the fan noise, you don't get the vibes of the stadium
>>157991121That's just his minimum. 2600+ yards and 40 TDs is far more likely.
>>157991151I had a weird premonition last night that there will be a swap of Maye and Herbert like Stafford GoffMaye + picks for Herbert
>the NFCS
>kiwi enters the thread>everyone stops postingLmao
>>157991211>Pats threatening to win another ring before we can be the first to 7Not allowHe can go to the Vikings
>Degenerate gambling addicts have twisted their minds so much they think Trevor Lawrence did this to hurt them
>>157991211Honestly I have had this weird feeling that he is going to the Vikings. I dont know why but it just keeps popping up in my head.
>>157991301I hope he did
>>157991301may he harm many more inshallah
>>157991305It would be lethal. He’d have a great young coach, Justin Jefferson and an elite defense
>Tomlin's Minecraft city is hitting the major networksJUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>157991301he hurt fantasy guys more than gamblers. Jags easily cleared all that shit for regular gambling
I am a homosexual. I am sexually attracted to other men.
>Gambling addicts are convinced that Trevor Lawrence did this just to hurt themShould we ban sports gambling just so these degenerate faggots will shut up?
>>157991378Okay but what's your team??
>>157991385The Broncos, as you might have guessed
>>157991378I got news for you.
>>157991301>>157991384I am retarded and forgot I already accidentally posted this without an image
>>157991384I adore shit like this + a Keenum toss behind the LOS that was counted as a run not a pass because it drives fantasyfags and gamblers insane
>>157991386Lets ride(my dick)!!!!!!
>statmutt comes out as gayLeast shocking revelation of 2026
>>157991384What was the rationale for him doing this with 8 minutes left??
>>157991399They say this and do after removing their horsetail butt plugs
>>157991384There's nothing wrong with doing this
>>157991402He’s up 28-6 and they put their backup in after that
>>157990752no, wouldn't say so. good on them for having real winters (though still a few degrees warmer than my hometown 100 miles south of moscow, and surely they're pretty mild compared to a place like minnesota, even though some retard managed to freeze his nose off or something at arrowhead a couple years ago), but the temp basically never dropping below 20 celsius in the summer is some borderline subtropical shit
>>157991417That doesn’t explain anything, why not just score the touchdown
>>157991425Burns an extra 40-120 seconds
>>157991425He knew it'd make the opposing QB cry.
>>157991384Now that you put it that way, I wholly support it.
>>157991215You called?
Sunday after church
>>157991384They scored on the very next play too lmao
Will cowboys fans make Houston like a home game?
>>157991425To hurt you and you specifically
>>157991490I cant predict the future
>>157991454If youre the vegeta poster, im going to kick your ass.
Chiefies are 3peating btw
>>157991511I would never post SHITgeta. Disappear from these halls at once.
>>157991530I would 3peat her pink holes with my ABC
>>157991540Your Angloid British Clitty?
>>157991530I know you don't watch Football but they lost 2 years ago and missed the playoffs altogether last season so they can't 3peat unless the win the next 3 in a row genius
Steelers-Browns is always pure cinema. If you aren’t excited for tonight’s game, you don’t know ball.
>>157991557Yeah that’s what we’re gonna do
Smells like queef in here
>>157991576>we're Lol you don't leave your house
I listen to hot takes podcasts in other languages, so when I post their takes here they will seem original instead of obviously lifted from a podcast. Notice how the threads are always dead until the podcasts drop for the day?
>>157990766Alcoholism
>>157990766Somalis
>>157991384>Gambling addicts are convinced that Trevor Lawrence did this just to hurt themPROFOUNDLY based.
>>157990766We also grow peaches.t. Colorado
wtf
>>157991425You kids just don't understand anything.
>>157991658Nice rare Tlaw.
>>157991677Probably more known for your weed.
>>157991714Yeah, that and chili peppers. Growing all kinds of shit up here.
>>157991119What do I have to do to get a girl like Herbert’s or Allen’s?
heh... my boy JJ "Nine" McCarthy lookin hella dripped out in dat new 18 cuhh
>>157991737Shin tats look like garbage and anyone who gets them is a certified retard.
>>157991736I’m here. What’s your offer?
>>157991735Hatch chiles are the best. Mexican food is so bad on the east coast compared to out west.
>>157991683Black man, trapped againHold his chain in his handBrother killing brother for the profit of another,Game point, nobody wins
>>157991737uh oh, here comes double NINE
Hatred or broship?
>>157991736Just be yourself :)Drake Maye’s wife mogs the shit out of Herbert’s and Allen’s gfs
>>157991794Ben Johnson tries to pal around and rib him but Goof is too insecure as a loser cast-off failed quarterback to be able to take it and often gets passive aggressive with genuine seethe
Latest random cap from the latest Mina pod.The thursday shows are less exciting because the titles are always uninteresting .
>>157991677Our peaches are so good. I'd like to go to georgia to try their peaches just to see how ours stackup
>>157991830Your peaches are shit and everybody knows it. Everybody is laughing about Bronkek peaches
Minecraft is way more important and stimulating than beating up on the browsn for the 80th time
YOUR Denver peaches.
>>157991847Bo induced melba?
>>157991794Ben Johnson saved his broke ass life. He can say whatever he wants.
>>157991840That's not true!!!!!!!!! Everyone loves Palisade peaches
>>157991736What about a girl like this?
>>157991858Bo induced smoothie.
>>157991893Alright I'll ask.What's her Onlyfans
>>157991893>girl
charlie is the ultimate gf
>>157991893The colors on that clock tell me that this is a man
>>157991893Thats a man.
>>157991903>>157991925>>157991926>>157991926Paranoid schizos
>>157991903>>157991925>>157991926I didn’t realize it was low t faggot fairy hour
>>157991893>>157991943god i hope thats a man
NFC South QBs lead the way in passing yards.Popular comment · imagine showing this to someone 2 years ago.164K+ likesnfl · InstagramLeague
>>157991973Why would you hope for something so disgusting?
>woman has defined jawline from not being a mouth breather and growing up on a healthy diet and not goyslop>faggots: THAT’S A MAN
>>157991925>>157991926It is a man.
>>157991893>>157991943>>157991990I look like this and do this
Yeah, sorry, guys. That's definitely a trans woman. She's definitely one of the best around right now. Anyway, go Bears.
>The 2026 Cleveland Browns are 3-1 after defeating the Pittsburgh Steelers.>Are the 2026 Cleveland Browns a wild card contender?>Can DeShaun Watson lead the 2026 Cleveland Browns to the promised land?
>>157992045>mfw
>>157991999It's better to be safe than sorry on the internet.
The future HOFer delivered a speech up there with Winston Churchill's "We Shall Fight on the Beaches"
>>157992026I already knew that
>>157992058Drew Lock looks like a pedophile.
>>157992058Doesnt Purdy have 9? What retard made this graphic
>>157991949>>157991995You live in an era where you get called a faggot for not liking men
TLaw finna win the owl
>>157992108>Powered by PFF
>>157992063Why does it matter? This is transphobic because nobody expects cis people to disclose their status that they're cis. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. If somebody cares they can ask. Trans people are under no obligation to share their medical history with someone before going on a date, any more than cis women are required to tell someone they're dating that they've had a hysterectomy.
>>157992112You like bio women? What a fag.
>>157992113Its either his, or joshys turn.
>>157992108Purdy threw a pick in game 1
hi justin
>>157992112I’m not pro-trannyism but that person passes so well and is so hot that I thought you guys were trolling about it being a man. Talking about her as “liking men” is a larp, she’s a hot woman with a dick
>>157992058DESPITE THE LOSSES
>>157992165Wins are a meme stat anon
>>157992164You say that, but I have never heard a trans "woman" whose voice was passable. Shit immediately shatters the illusion.
this same shit thread is still going on a Thursday night football daythis Genny is DEAD
I'm so excited to see the interviews
>>157992158Has this fag thrown a regular season pass yet?
>all their fans are retards who talk a bunch of shit and haven't won in decadesi'm.. noticing...the only exception is the rustbelt in college ball
>>157992218no, have you?
9 has unironically looked better than cam ward. Cam ward must be the most coddled 1st overall bust I’ve ever seen. Everyone talks about how much potential he has and I haven’t seen anything. Will Levis looked better in HIS FIRST GAME than Cam Ward has in every game combined.
>>157992190I’ve seen it once before one a Clavicular stream, there was a very obvious girl, sounded and looked like one all night and got invited onto his bus, that turned out to be a trannyWe’re rapidly entering an era where gender will be optional and surgeries / drugs will be so good it will be impossible to tell
>>157992256To be fair, the Methsouri Chiefs have won a bunch.
>>157992261Yes.
>>157992278it takes a few years for the lead poisoning to set init also explains why when the QBs leave leadland they immediately win owlssadly nine is going to another leadstate[?] so it wont work for the gnats
>>157991820
>>157992274>I’ve seen it once before one a Clavicular streamThis mf watching the opposite end of the body dysmorphia spectrum content.
>>157992312
>>157992320I hate Clavicular, it was a self-indulgent hatewatch one night when I was feeling like being a slug
>HOLY CHONKIN WOOWZERS!!! DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THE HECKIN GOOD BOY NIGGERINO MIKE TOMLIN'S MINECRAFT CITY??!? OH MY MATHEMATICS HE'S REALLY JUST A DOWN TO EARTH QUIRKY GAMER LIKE ME!!!! :) !!!!!!!
>>157992345>DOGS WELCOMEThou art aware
>>157992351NEVER be a slug. You are a powerful and majestic bison.
>>157992312>>157992345You think she got Cornell 7'd when she was at Yale?
thinking about Korean pussy now
>>157992308
>>157992365The fuck is this?
>>157992274No you can tell you're just too dumb to understand human anatomy. The hips and hands are the giveaway. No surgery will grow a female hip in place of a male
>>157992372need to shop texas into that
>>157992366same
>>157992352Can someone translate this to English? I don't speak petrol sniffing
>>157992396>3/10 asian woman>larps as white woman with huge tits>talks about gymchads all the timelol
>>157992078they might win a few til headcase Baker heals up
>>157992365this is one of the simps who wrote this.
>>157992392I hate to be the one to tell you this, but "they" are exploring surgeries that basically take the ilium/ischium off the sacrum to widen the pelvis now.
>>157992392These >>157991990 are not “male hips” and that’s not as much of a thing as you tell yourself when you think you’re momma’s special smartest boy and trying to feel smarter than everyone in the room again, despite being a terminal midwit who is once again: wrong
thinking about pink New Zealand holes
>>157992392I have a very slender waist / torso, maybe you’re just fat
>>157992422As someone who does hip surgeries and is involved in the orthopedic community, this is brand new to me. Can you site some sources? I'm sure they do it but I want to read about the details
Never think about that
>>157992461Yeah whatever bullshit you wanna write on the internet isn't going to change nature
>>157992467>site some sourcesLook it up yourself, surgery tech.
>>157992482It’s not bullshit and you are not nature. I could easily pass a woman if I wanted in the hip / torso section, especially if I worked out for it like the tranny in the clips. What would give in particular away is my shoulders and hands, but that’s not true of everyone. Men can have effiminate bodies and pass more easily and women can have masculine bodies and be unfuckable
>>157992345>>157992365>>157992381>>157992366Mina was infamous on the Yale campus during her time there. She was known as the "Hanfu Ripper". No white boy could safely walk the quad at night, because they knew Mina could be lurking behind any shadow, ready to pounce and claim her prize.
>>157992058MariGOATa will feed families
>>157992518wew imagine the smell of that vinyl skirt after a whole day of covering football.
>>157991820You actually watch this crap? Consider suicide
>>157992534wew gross haha
Drake Maye is off the mountain.
>>157992572"The Schedule"
>>157992552Why do the 49ers get fucked so badly by the refs?
>>157992593Whitest team.
>>157992552>green gay are a bunch of thugs who get 25 flags a game>somehow on the "refs let them play" sidewhat?
>>157991290>herbert>threatening to win another ring You should be happy if Herbert goes to the Patriots. They wouldn't be able to win another playoff game, let alone a ring.
>strength of schedule isn't real when you use to point out how the bears were frauds but it is when you use it against new england o algo
>>157992534
>>157992593paid off by big substation companies
Ownership
>>157992629Imagine the electrolytes.
>>157992629Ew her bare foot is on the parking garage pavement.
>>157992629why is it milky
>>157992552>facemask>judgement callUnless we're arguing ALL penalties are judgement calls, that is simply not true. You either grab the facemask or you don't. It's not like the significantly more nebulous holding, PI, or illegal contact calls.
9ers 4-0
>>157992672That’s what sweat looks like, it isn’t clear like water
>>157992647And they were nothing before then. An opposite team (relevant in the 20th century irrelevant in the 21st) would be the Dolphins.
>>157992685Until the 4th quarter, that is...
You guys need to hydrate better.
NFC West standings with point differential: 49ers 3-0 (+48) Seahawks 2-1 (+25)Rams 1-2 (-2)Cardinals 1-2 (-18)
I have to admit I’m impressed that the ‘Keks currently have a winning record. I really believe they would go 1-6 at best
my Bungholes :(
>>157992733
>>157992480Fuck anon, now I just did. Why did you say that?
>>157992727I don't think it's exceedingly shocking. They played the Broncos, Colts, and Dolphins so far. They have the Raiders, Chargers, and Seahawks. Who would be the 1 sole win? The Dolphins?
>>157992721Feels get that the Rams have a negative point differential almost entirely because of the 49ers.
>>157992743The Broncos played the Broncos?
thinking about those orangutan New Zealander lips puckered on my BBC
>>157992727>the ‘Keks
I should have made a Simp city account years ago....
>>157992760The Broncos are actually the team which the Broncos have the most trouble with. Put that one in your pipe and smoke it.
>>157992647>AIdumb retard
>>157992743>>157992766‘Keks is short for Bronkeks, seasonal tourists
>>157992058Based goof
>>157992647how the fuck did the tardinals win THREE titles?when the FUCK did they go to the superbowl?
>>157992788Something you made up this week isnt something most people would know about
>>157992769Why? Is it finally locked?
>>157992805yee
>>157992798>when the FUCK did they go to the superbowl?Are you like 15 years old?
>>157992788>Keks is surely the Broncos, what other team could it possibly be?>Posts a picture of Taylor SwiftOh right of course, the Bronkeks, from Bron"cuck". As in people who enjoy watching other men fuck their wives. Surely this has not been used to insult dozens of other teams, players, and coaches every fucking thread.
>>157992809sucks to be u
>>157992798When they had bionic Kurt Warner throwing dragons 80 times a game
>>157992798Bro...Kurt Warner?
>>157992825Suck this*pants grab*
>>157992798The Cardinals won the NFC West in 2008 and 2009. 2008 was when they went to the Super Bowl and the NFC West was garbage in 2009 and 2010. The Cardinals also won the division once with Carson Palmer and Bruce Arians but Palmer got injured in the playoffs.
>>157992769>>157992805>>157992809socialmediagirls
>>157992788Stop calling us that.
>>157992902Your team's fans literally elbow drop tables pregame. Are there any stats on how many injures that has caused? I bet so many orthopedic specialists have retired off you tards.
>>157992881Not as good
This week… it’s personal
How many today?
>>157992926Doesn’t matter, simpcity has been over for months. It’s the new and only option
>>157992934So you guys are really doing the name change?
>>157992964Men kissed? One, maybe two i suppose
>>157992970Why has KC been allowed to keep their Chiefs name, anyway? Surely it's problematic.
>>157992964not as many you're going to get, kitten
>>157992970They haven’t hinted that they are but it’s always possible. Things like banning Warpaint, banning Native American outfits, banning cheerleaders from tomahawk chopping along with the crowd, and planning a new stadium name could indicate their willingness to put the Chiefs name behind them. But we’ll have to see
Right now, I am getting paid to poop.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: YOUR KANSAS CITY KANSAS WOLF PACKAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157993010It’s not up to the league it’s up to the owner and the Hunts are conservative and anti-cancel culture
>>157993010>>157993017They should name themselves the Browns to honor John Brown. What better way to celebrate the move to Kansas?
>>157993067They should not do that.
Imagine the Furry showing at games when the Wolves play the Broncos
Got a feeling the Browns are winning today
>>157993044They railroaded the fuck out of Dan Snyder, didn't they? I expect it to happen once the downswing of this current chiefs dynasty really setts in.
>>157993075Isn’t the name “Browns” offensive? They should change it to “People of Color”
>>157993069Why not? It's perfect for their new home.
>>157993083Not that I’m aware of but even if they did they can’t do that to the Hunts. We have one of the most powerful ownership families in the league, football royalty, and one of the wealthiest. They’re not gonna be bullied by Goodell It’s possible they finally change it but it will be for their own peace of mind and on their own terms
>>157993105The Browns are named for Paul Brown, the guy who invented the modern NFL offense.
>>157993067Ypipo would get upset
>>157993134Be that as it may, the name could still be triggering to BIPOCs.
>>157988867>>157989009The only 7 AFC teams above the Malik Willis line are:Chiefs at 1Bills at 2Ravens 3Chargers at 10Colts at 13Bengals at 15Patriots at 19
>>157993124Bro thinks he's on the team lmao.
>>157993036*sniiiiiiif*>AHHHHHHHHH *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*>Mmmmmm smells like anons ass
>>157993167kek
steelers dst legit?
>>157993137But John Brown is a white guy.
Skip-Bo is a popular commercial card game where the objective is to be the first player to empty your personal winning stockpile.
how can I bone these two women at my job without them finding out about the other?
>>157993330If you don't have a realistic mannequin you're not ready for this conversation
>>157993330It's better that they find out about each other. Trust me. Women love sharing/competing over a man. I wish I would have learned this sooner. Also, do you care about this job? If you do, you probably shouldn't bang them. You could but it could cause headaches in the future
>>157993151I never thought of it that way. I will try to be a better person
>>157993330Impossible. Women do not know how to shut up.
>>157993345my bungles too high
>>157993467Don’t reply to bait
New>>157993481>>157993481>>157993481
>>157993472i didn't
