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>>158013869if I yank that piercing, will she die?
signing that nigga rasmus andersson was a mistake bro's desubh. have any teams not played yet?
what do you call this sort of thing
Bussi status?
>>158013893did you see the other night when the espn guy said "bussy" and then corrected immediately and said bussi kek
>>158013888It will be very painful.>>158013890A team that wasted 15 years of high draft picks on forwards and a couple of shit-tier "defense" "men".
i hate /hoc/ to be quite honest with you all
>>158013912how much can you really hate it if you keep choosing to come back to us
>>158013912/hoc/ rules kwab no milly
>>158013883We beat the Panthers though
>>158013890Crazy that the Oilers saw Jarry on the Penguins do horribly and they jumped up and yelled "WE NEED THAT"They literally downgraded from Skinner and Pickard.
>>158013907no I missed it
>>158013936tried to find a media clip on twitter was a huge mistake
>>158013935and they paid brett kulak and a second to do itcompletely inscrutable
>>158013890too bad they didn't capitalize on grug when they still had him
Charlotte Arnold in her reproductive prime
>>158013941If not I might have to rewatch the game
Penguins play tonight
Im thinking Oilers 2027 and 2028 first round picks for Demko
>>158014036All the games tonight are over though
>>158014065Can Demko even stay healthy enough to play for a month straight?
>>158014070It’s 1:30 in the morning
>>158014065Might ass play with no goalie at that point
>5 goals>none from oviIt’s over
duckies winning the cup this year
>>158014091NO
>>158014142whoa that duck is sweet
>>158014173
>>158014145this might be our year bros
>>158014234Thank you for kicking the Lames asses 6-1 in their home opener
>hearing Viggo Björck has gotten a US entry ban because his mother's name is Kina.
Good morning flames fans :)
>>158013890>leviearly family status?
>>158014359you're beginning to believe
I just got back from my first ever hockey game. Albeit it was a WHL game. I didn't really how many subs were made in a game
>>158014389The fuck you talking about there are no subs in hockey
>>158014389did you bang on the glass?
>>158014397No I was too far up in the center. Lots of cool fights tho
>>158014389what was the game?
>doesnt know how many subs were made in the gamehoc has really gone down hill
>>158014415It's because I have literally never watched or read anything about hockey and went on a whim. Just saw the thread here and thought I'd post because why not >>158014412winterhawks vs chiefs
Retards be like
you won't see JT Miller serving up thanksgiving meals... unless they are pumpkin-free
>>158014389Yah shifts are only 1-2 minute long
>>158014624JT Miller went through such trauma that one October afternoon. I cannot believe what the people of Vancouver did to him. He wanted to be a nuck for life!
What does he do
>>158014750he stares into your soul and he Knows What You Did
>>158014750Lily-livered monkey-eyed skunk fuck
>>158014750>they fell for it
jenny was a friend of mine
I had a dream I was at a flames game watching my flames :)
have you tried it yet?
Got to be one of the lowest points in Wings history. If they keep at this they'll have to start selling cars to fill up seats like in the 70s
>>158015080the should have cars in the stands like skoda cup
>>158014994you'll do it irl one day my fren
>>158015080It reminds me of the 2020 season before it was cancelled by Covid
>>158015107I hope before the dome is gone :(
>>158015107But thank you fren :))
just download garys app
>>158015194Excellent goy
>Rasmus Shittersson>-3The signing that Vegass regretted the minute it was done but thought they had to do because they traded for him.
going to bed bye bro's
>>158015340Sleep tight.
Haven’t watched Shannon in a while
What implications does this have for hockey’s popularity?
>>158015366nice pass
>>158015200It seems ok. I've seen some anon posting screen shots from it. Now I know where he is getting his images from. I appreciate the effort now that I know what he's doing.
Jen the senators still haven’t played yet
>>158015470gary neglects them
>>158015432It’s over
>>158015432Hockey will be the first most popular sport in Canada after basketball and soccer
>>158015499Indians will simply switch from field to ice hockey rather than take up basketball or soccer. Canada might actually win a cup then.
>>158015432What if Gary was Chinese
what if gary was black
Bouchard is on a pace for over 320 points
>>158015570You need to start using dark mode brother
gary is spiritually chinese
I keep getting called a fake fanFor context, I’ve never been a hockey guy most my life. Mostly baseball and basketball. I’ve always been a stats nerd and wanted a new frontier to look at and decided hockey was it. Became a sharks fan macklins rookie year because he’s the son of a warriors exec and even though im a LA native, I’m entirely a Bay Area sports fan (giants, warriors, niners). Sharks also happen to be my fav animal too. I never really spoke about my fandom for the sharks but now that im more talkative about it with people around me because we’re promising and imo the best team in the conference. People keep calling me a fake fan or a bandwagon. I know the team has a lot of new fans and was just wondering other people’s experiences if they had similar things happen to them.
>>158015627All Americans are fake hockey fans
there should be a referendum on the ballot this midterm to nuke san fran and la
>>158015694>says the germangive me a break
>>158015694>>158015811No sports league that doesn't have the 51% rule can have real fans.Simple as.
Who let the swede out of the cuck cage
can't wait for the WJC and Christmas to start, only time i genuinely enjoy hockey but it always passes so quickly
>>158015920swedes are friends, fuck you
>>158015811Sorry bud someone had to say it.
The star is booed by the entire arena: "Loser"
>>158015954#solidarityforthecucks
>>158016059stupid bitch
Krakens will play the Oilers at 4pm. I predict 6 goals for the Krakens
>21 games played so far>6 of them have had shutouts someone should tell gary that the fans want more goals
>>158016110gary knows this and says: don't worry the canucks play both today and tomorrow
SELL THE TEAM
>>158016120that's a good start but we need more goals across the league. another round of pad shrinking should do the trick
>>158016110My flames followed the script to the word
>>158013883sharkies rule and are very likely to win the cup
>>158016154
>>158016110we're still above 3.00 GAA on average
>>158016099you underestimate how shit this team is
>>158016186You beat my flames ass though, kraken are elite
>>158016190that pup wolf is still reeling in his kennel
>>158016186queefer sherwood is now using sherwood twigs
>>158016190Yeah, but flames are going to win on sunday. The regular season will be split 2-2, and the oilers have completely mindbroken the kraken. Just look at the record.
>>158016200lol
>>158016177
my debbies play today :)
his debbies play today :)
>laffs>rags
why do xheattle trannies think anyone cares about their tranny team
https://x.com/Sz1909_Szemberg/status/2105984111332516199>hire woman to run Team Canada>this happensEbin.
>>158016390all the rape caught up to us i guess
>>158016401bud bros still out here living cuh
>>158016176that's just because of the oilers
McKenna 71 pts and Bedard gets 94 pts
>>1580164143 of 5 games last night had 7 goalsonly 1 game had fewer than 3 goals
>>158015627>I’ve never been a hockey guy>I’ve always been a stats nerd >Sharks also happen to be my fav animal too
>>158015627worst post i ever seen
Sharks (animal) are cool
>>158016503yeah
>>158016419i'd blow both of them at the drop of a hat
Good morning /hoc/. My Sensies play tonight at long last :)
>>158016390>statureKek
>>158009845that's not little Debbie's that's a picture of little Debbie's
>>158016537we're vachon now
For me it's Ah Caramel
>>158016401there is lots of rape in hockey in canada, its part of the tradition
May West MOGS your favorite snack cake
>>158016561absolute dime too
>>158016515fag
Too many games tonight Gary, I can't watch them all.Canes will rape Flyers.Flames will rape Nucks.Sharks will beat Kangz.
>>158016390I guess that's what losing so much does?
My team: winning My logo: goatedMy fanbase and neighbors: white Simple as
>>15801660327 minutes until the most important game of the day starts
>>158016630Finland-Albania?
finland mentioned
swedes OUT finns OUT
>>158016646rude
>>158016646Cope, I’m here to stay
>>158016666checked
>>158016653are they in love?
>>158016641No, dumbass.
>>158016679They are lady hockey players and engaged to be married to each other. Only the truest of love
BLACK STRIPEYELLOW PAINTTHEM NIGGAS SCARED OF ITBUT THEM HOES AINT
>>158016558hope you get your rupee for that one
>>158016768adorable and pure
>>158016666we love finland <3
>>158016795no we dont retard
>>158014389based! hope you had fun :)
>>158016801who are you?
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
WHY ARE NO AFTERNOON GAMES GARY?
>>158016824copey's bro
>>158016849Half the games star at 4pm. Thats afternoon
>>158016858dancing dangerously close to evening there pal
we take dinner in the 5 o'clock hour here
>>158016897boomer
>>158016933cope tranny hampage got cancelled
>>158016933You willl be healthier and sleep better if you eat earlier not right before you go to bed
>>158016979I like to lay down with a full tummy
COME ON OVER AND DO THE TWIST OVER DO ITAND HAVE A FIT COME ON OVERAND SHOOT THE SHITLOVE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK
>>158017007Djurgården relegation kino
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>158017022Why does every country have beef with their own capital?
>>158016991same. I like having an apple and banana before bed
>>158017022>Djurgården getting relegated>Solna AIK getting promotedEarly 2010 rerun>>158017044In Sweden's case it's because Cuckholmare think they're better than everybody else and Swedish politics are so extremely Cuckholm centered. That's in complete opposite of Norway for example where they've done their utmost to keep all of Norway alive, while Cuckholm have done everything in their power to keep and move everything in Cuckholm.
>>158017044>nu ska vi se om BIF kan vända på stek
It's a big day for collegepuck :)
so was it based?
>>158017203On what?
>>158016666It would be a shame if something "non-contact" were to happen to your knees
>>158017099Sweden seems quite decentralized to me. Malmö and Gothenburg are big, similar in size to Helsinki.
>>158017203Honestly this moment will be remembered and go down as being iconic
>>158017203extremely
>>158017203Has Hughes tried not being an injury prone bitch?
>>158017203It's always funny when players are exposed as fragile
>>158017222Malmö and Gothenbrug yes but city folks are waging a war against the countryside and smaller towns
>>158017203Devils Bros......our response?
>>158017203
>>158017222Yes, they are big, but have zero influence in comparison to Cuckholm. Malmö shouldn't have any kind of influence because they wouldn't even be a city without municipal equalisation grant from the rest of Sweden. And it is as >>158017296 says. They've been waging a war for 40 years.
you can only reply this post if >your team has scored a goal this season
>>158017484:D
>KooKoo sinking ever deeper
>>158017499>KooKoowhy does fineland have weird sound effects as their hockeyteam names?>Ezpoowhat
>>158017518Espoo is a cluster of suburbs next to Helsinki, it’s weird that they have a team
>>158017556the finnish devils
hehe "poo"
>>158017499my retarded lynxsies :)
>>158017499Are two teams relegated this season and noone promoted?
>>158017518The KooKoo name is kind of a strange one. Back in the day the team was Kouvolan Kiekko, which was abbreviated to KK (Pronounced "koo-koo" in Finnish) and that eventually became the official name of the team.
>>158017609Bottom 3 teams directly relegated, no one promoted.
>>158017609Last 3 get relegated
>>158017556That's like Timrå. It's basically a suburb to Sundsvall and they've had 22 seasons in the 1st tier while Sundsvall has never played higher than the 2nd tier in their entire existance.
I love hockey and I really really love /hoc/
>>158017627They probably change that if HIFK and Jokerit are relegated.
Got a 3 hour drive home, what am I listening to?
>>158017760The Bible
>>158017732based <3 <3
>>158017610neat
>>158017760The Quran
>>158017760Joe Rogan #911 with Alex Jones
>>158017748would be a funny shitshow if that happened
>>158017748That's what many people are speculating, considering the overall cronyism in Finnish hockey.I'd only think of it as a good thing if there are bigger teams are in the lower league, might spark some interest in that league.
>>158017760Your own thoughts?
>>158017873F Bee Friend
>>158017873We all make mistakes. I'm sure he knows that and forgives you.
>>158017873I bet his kids are back at their bee home wondering where their dad is :(
>>158017964I like them both, but T2 is definitely the better movie anon
>>158017964So is Alien to Aliens
>>158017996This is correct
>>158017993BULLIED CHILD ALERTBULLIED CHILD ALERTWOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>>158017873lol
>>158018011:(
Flames in 6
Flames dynasty starts tonight
>>158018075I'm sorry.
>>158018105It's ok. I'm used to it by now
>October>still 70+ degrees outsidedoesn't feel like hockey season yet
my leafs need another player like frazer mclaren
leafs need a player*
a guy like Knies could be so good on the leafs
about DAMN TIME Gary
>>158018207You guys need another player like Mitch Marner look how well he's doing on Vegas
go habs
marner, knies, minten, now that would be a line, toronto should aim for them
my sharkies play tonight
>>158018318I've noticed a pattern.......
I hate the name Knies
>>158018329LET GO SHORKS
>>158018396JEN
colton orr.....now that was a player
>>158018396based
>>158018161yeah its 70 degrees and too hot for a flannel
jackies - mammies could be a fun game
Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamanaics, Krak addicts and to all other Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
>Craps play today>Shorks play todayGonna be eating good tonight boys.
>>158018406>Not even related to Bobby Orr
my team is currently leading in liiga frens :)
>>158018531Congrats Miska :)
my taem fucking sucks ass
>>158018531Based! We're rooting for them!
>>158018531you're supposed to be sleeping so you can get up early and watch the Flames
>>158018531>liigaliiga balls... wait what?
>>158018561couldn't be my Habbies
>>158018586No sleep, we stay up till the game Go flames!!!
>the finnish hockey league is called ”The League”Aura
hope everyone is having a Baddass Weekend
>>158015570*monster pop*
dilly remains with no milly
>>158018586i am a suffering flyers fren :(
>>158018586NO we drink until the dawn
cleaning my bathroom and doing laundry rn
>>158017964>>158017996all four of those movies rule
>>158017964
>>158019100I wish Gary would do that to me
>>158019031that's me in an hour
>>158019031That's me after a marner
>>158019136thats a chayka
With the Vlasic-Byram pairing on the ice at 5v5, the Mammoth lead 23-1 in shot attempts, 11-0 in shots on goal, 14-0 in scoring chances and 1-0 in goals.
>>158019031gay
>>158019152Never heard anyone call them that
gonna head to the store here in a bit. Need anything?
>>158019233a gf please
>>158019212cope we do
>>158018699Wasn't that a shitty TV series on FX?
>>158019121>>158019136thats me in the corner thats me in the spotlight
winning my budligion
Is he the best homosexual athlete of all time
>>158019311no
who is bud
>>158019400
>>158019269THAT'S ME ON THE BACK OF THE BUSTHAT'S ME IN THE CELLTHAT'S ME INSIDE YOUR HEADTHAT'S ME INSIDE YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>158019462That’s a disturbing video, the amount of blood pouring from him is insane
>>158019500shea weber played for the kelowna rockets
>Canada allies with the EU>a week later EU collapses into civil war
Al Pacino was born April 25, 1940 and is 86 years old. The rags have won the cup only once in his lifetime.
>>158019824KWAB
hate when 4chan lingo gets used outside of 4chan
>>158019766We tried to invite you into the cool kids club, but you guys threw a hissy fit.
>EU>civil war
>>158019840The worst thing about it is that they've seen those words on Xitter and don't really understand the terms.
>>158019840if your new gimmick is stealing my posts i don't like it I'll tell you that much for free
>>158019824>laffs
>>158019857Now that is based.
Al Pacino was born on April 25, 1940. He lived through 2 separate Maple Leafs dynasties before he turned 24.
>>158019953And an islanders dynasty
>>158019973Stop talking about the Islanders all the time
>>158019985based
>>158019766Shouldn't have seethed so much about Trump's 51st state shitposting
I think the jury is still out on what kind of magazine it was
>>158019953Archeologists cannot confirm this, the record and digs are too spotty.
>>158020066im leaning gay
>>158020150I lean gay too
>>158020066girly magazine retard. it explicitly states "entertainment for women" on the cover. not entertainment for men!!!!!!!!
>>158020231I'm just not sure women were buying it is all, just a strange scenario from top to bottom
>>158020307I'm going right to the jannies if this keeps up be warned
Well the faggots are all talking about it, so it must be gay.
it's a feminist magazine >Founded in 1973 as a feminist response to male-centric publications like Playboy, Playgirl was created to empower women's sexual liberation and feature male nudity alongside celebrity interviews and lifestyle journalism for a female demographic.
I think I'm cuteI know I'm sexy
>>158020035why does ottenshit feel any shame?
>>158020035Their should've raped there women while they were over they're.
>>158019985Cope it's hockey related
damn gary you could have at least given us an afternoon game
>>158020454barely
>>158019500
we gotta cool it with the racism guys
I’m playing gears of war eday while I wait for hockey :3
>>158020720sergio's prolly gonna ask me to play this with him
>Barkov LTIRFuck yes
>>158018697>>158018925Gary requires your full attention. You must remain sober and be well rested.
>>158020786>laffs
>>158020786KWAB couldn't have happened to a cleaner team
>>158020786The Bill Zito's Faustian bargain begins to collect its debt
No Cups for whiny numales.
is there anything more sad than our re dwings :( drama rn? should be proud, original 6, winning team
>>158020900This
>>158018874im sorry fren. I think things will get better though
You're a big game
Gary, I'd like to watch hockey now, please. Can you just drop a single puck?
>>158021152
empathy is gay and for womeni hope xhekaj shoot kills cindy crosby tonight
>>158019500Not very welcoming>>158020786Sad
We're all watching the battle of Ontario right
>>158021051KWAB
>>158021242no
Calgary and Vancouver face off tonight in the toilet bowl#1 pick on the line
>>158021242It's not on today
>>158021301Vancouver is winning. Flames don’t have a single top 6 forward on their entire team
no afternoon games, gary?
>>158021242i'm watching my debbies :)
>>158021189Umm no sweaty :)
>>158021315They have 6 actually, just like every team
>>158021051The Panther cries out in pain as he cheapshots you
>>158021494>laffs
i want ryan reeves back on the sharks
huge games tonight with many implications and intangibles at stake
>>158021621I was sure they traded for him this summer
>>158021641True, If Ottawa wins tonight their undefeated streak will continue, but if they lose, they'll still be winless this season.
i predict my habs will do better against pittsburgh than philly did
>>158021051Im a panthers fan just for the dirtyness and the tears. Hoping for a vegas panthers final.
<3
>>158015432Since 2015 the fedral government of Canada has been trying to destroy hockey as the national sport/pastime/culture. They dropped funding, demonized hockey canada & are promoting soccer. Soon enough they'll start pushing cricket.
maxim lapierre's podcast is pretty good
It should worry you more that the sunbelt will be borderline inhospitable in our lifetimes and hockey will be unfeasable due to the heat and drought. Let them have their cups while they can.
can't believe gary and marchand are beefin'
>>158021910>still falling for this meme
>>158021910This is why we're set to nuke swedecuck.
>>158021334Can't risk airing a game during working hours. Can't have those advertisements go unwatched.
>>158021477Flames don’t have a single player that would be top 6 forward on literally any other team. This is why having 32 teams is bad because the talent is diluted.
>>158022064quick, gary! raise the salary cap to fix this!
>>158021960Almost like we made changes in the last 30 years
Lundell for Larkin and something else.
Is huberdeaus career over?
why was the flames getting hosed for tkachuk so quickly memory holed?
>>158022064That's a Calgary problem and it still can happen when there's only 6 teams
>>158022170Because treliving quit to work for Toronto
>>158022182We need 15 teams max. At this point the pwhl is putting out a better product because all teams have talent.
My flames truly deserve better, Gary should get rid of the 20 filler teams and move their best players to Calgary
>>158022203when are they naming my pwhl vegas team
>>158022203Name one talented PWHL player
>>158022265Sarah nurse
>>158022170People said the Flames won the trade too. Maybe they could have if they immediately started a rebuild and sold Huberdeau and Weegar at the 2023 TDL
He is in the AHL
>>158022136Yeah you got gayer.
>>158022148Kek, no.
wyna liu domme'd and humiliated my small yucky brain today
>>158022297Said? We still say that. Hoob is a vibes guy, he keeps the dressing room relaxed and ready to compete. Stats really don't capture his value in his new role.
>Being forced to watch Adam Pelech, Ryan Pulock, and every anchor in the world hold back Schaefer for another 2 yearsLou Lamoriello deserves cock and ball torture for decades
>>158022415that's pretty gay bud. what would JVOEL think of your post?
>>158022415>anime with ESL writing You are not my Bud
>>158020786>"I want good players injured"good job I hope the NHL sinks. Fuck you
>>158021766He is right THO. Hockey is for everyone. Except Ns, Js, and Fags.
NHL Players have agreed to:- a hard cap - no free agency until 27 years old - a system that has made offer sheets a rarely used tactic - less then less then less again max deals - more games and workload- Salary deductions that can make the final amount less predictable.- weakest arb in pro sports - control and leverage especially for young players is so team weighted.
https://youtu.be/eoWtsVXPExs
>>158022265Shiga Akane
>>158022552I think GMs will actually start using offer sheets. If the cap is going up significantly but every UFA is a shitty old guy and every player you want to trade for has a full NTC, your choices to use that new cap space are either overpaying the washed UFAs or throwing huge offer sheets at RFAs. If GMs don't want to get raped by absurd offer sheets from other GMs they will pay their young players earlier (see: Tristan Luneau). Either way young players win.
FUCK FLORIDAFUCK THE PANTHERS AND FUCK BARKOV AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LOSERS BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Still can't believe the top 5 picks in the 2016 draft were all busts
>>158022725>GET FUCKED LOSERSYou don't get to talk to back 2 back Champions like that.
Your teams are shit and ran by retards
>>158022775a cup for each knee
>>158022790eat cock discount finnish randy
>>158022368Same here. I only got one category
>>158022806I'd give up my legs for just one cup for my team.
>>1580227251993
>>158022812Are you always thinking about cocks?
Matthew tkachuk is worse than Brady because Matthew never properly recovered from his injuries. Brady also has higher overall hockey iq.
Hello /hoc/!I have decided to keep up with my first NHL season in nearly a decade so I will be making this general one of my new homes for the foreseeable future.As a new member to this community I am obviously unfamiliar with all of the LE FUNNAY AND IRONIC jokes that you guys have no doubt spammed for years at this point (just like all of the other faggy generals on this board), but I am looking forward to learning them.Thanks for having me and here's to what will hopefully be a great season, cheers!
>reddit spacing>reddit frog
>>158022867Welcome anon! We're happy to have you on board.
>>158022867We don't do memes here. Stats, facts, and figures only.
>>1580228600 goals0 assists 0 points
Before I go to bed I'd like to wish my flames good luck on their upcoming game
>>158022725>laffs
>>158022936>seething senaturds fan
>>158022860They're both coked up retards
>>158022961wayq?
>>158022725Florida has a cup. Canada doesn't. But cool thanks for crying about Florida. Canada sure loves being "classy" but when it's a team they hate it's open season
>>158022867Welcome fren!
weird toronto and montreal don’t seem to have trouble maintaining american talent. maybe americans don’t want to live in poverty canadian cities like ottawa vancouver or calgary.
>>158022859That queer loves cock, yes.
>>158022983Canadians are all fags.
>>158022867Fuck off, we're full.
>>158023016Rebel news exposed Sweden
>>158022945you gonna wake up early and watch it?
jokerit lost again
>>158022974true. do you guys think they've ever done rails with their dad
hockey? more like dorkey huehuehue
>>158022456Pussy. Just stop getting hurt
>>158022989oh snap!
>>158023077Steven crowder said hockey is a gay sport
>>158022989>Pooronto>American talentName one (1)
>>158023025You forgot to write the whole second part of your post, dummy.
>>158022552I agree, the NHL needs to bring back the reserve clause and the A/B/C forms
>>158023090>stop getting hurtthats what they told Bryan McCabe after they poked his eye out
>>158023038I don't think so, I don't wanna mess up my sleep schedule that bad. I think I'll only be able to watch the early weekend games this season :(
>>158022867Haha that great! nice to have you!*grabs you by the arms and roughly pulls you close, out of earshot*listen you little fucker if you embarrass me I swear I will make your life a living hell*releases your arm*Yup, more the merrier hahaha
>>158023090Winnipeg was spammed with 9/11 calls after Scheifele's hit on Evans.
>>158023148He deserved that for demanding a trade right after being drafted
>>158022552Yeah and all that is better for you as a fan than the alternative you stupid fuck.
canucks will win the cup if they can get luongo as goalie coach
Haven’t been following the Cornell 7 thing. Is it similar to the world junior team scandal that got debunked? Or is there validity behind this one?
>>158022867Make sure to review the /hoc/ wiki before you make more posts
>>158023098Steven Crowder is a based trad alpha male conservative, so his opinion can be trusted.
>>158023190NHL has the worst parity of all four american sport leagues btw
>>158023190Go die for Israel.
>>158023149grim you'll be watching like 16 games kek
>>158023090>laffs
Imagine being European and able to cheer for any team and you pick the flames lmao
>>158023210I'm firmly anti-parity
>>158023248Must hate Cologne
>>158023203based mug club member
>>158023253then you have no problem with teams using tax loopholes and ways to avoid the cap
>>158023210>>158023214Go lick some NHLplayer's skates you fuckwads.
>>158023320I'm against that as well. My opinions are mercurial and varied.
>>158022552kek still try to stick it to the fat cats in the owners suite are you? How quickly we forget when I BTDO'D you not even six weeks ago about the salary cap
>>158023320vegass did it for years without repercussions. The only annoying thing is you need to be in meme areas (new or like 3 fans total) to get away with it for a while. If they tried that shit in montreal gary would shut it down immediately and probably murder a player for penance.
>>158023324Imagine seeing your league fall further and further behind other leagues, players lose their voices and players get tossed aside just to appease to retarded owners like the Jacobs, MLSE, Illitch, Dolan, Dundon and other assorted retards. Fuck the owners.
>>158023341Good.
>>158023382It’s because teams like the pisslanders exist. Shouldve relocated to Quebec or Hamilton New York already has the rangers, devils and Buffalo.
>>158023341Wow, what an expose! That's not something a fucking toddler could figure out, no sir!
>>158023367salary caps are inherently communist and hurt players/teams. they're great for owners because they can play easy mode, do nothing, inflate their value, and sell at a cost quadruple the price they bought the team at.
>>158023382thoughts on your victory over trb?
Leafs will win today?
>>158023382basedyou're always right windy
>>158023414No
>>158023382>players lose their voices and players get tossed asideWhy do you give a shit about the fucking players you fucking moron? You should care about your fucking team. Eat shit, cunt.
>>158023409you knowIt would be kinda fun to remove the salary cap for a bit. I think the rags are so shit even with infinite money they would still be absolutely ass.
>>158023421But its just sens and Brady left, so leafs will win they are much stronger this year.
laughing at o'dog calling sennecke seneca
>>158023409>communism is when you make more money by taking advantage of your labor force's lack of power
>>158023407Rebel news cares about facts not your personal feelings.
Realistically, how do the Red Wings come back from this
>>158023446F
>>158023446Rip
>>158023457Retard
Socialism is bad until you need to establish a salary cap to even out the playing field
>>158023474They just need to believe. And more Russians. It worked in the past.
>>158023531Counterpoint, Chris Ilitch would still be the team owner in this scenario
>>158022136name single one and if there were changes made then why do we still need to worry about it? Go find god you stupid faggot
what do you mean the sens haven't played a single game yet
>>158023474they gave up right before the yzerplan was coming to fruition. Another year and they would have easily been a playoff team. 5 more years easily they would have made the playoffs. Within the next 10 years for sure. But now that they gave up on the Yzerplan the team will be cursed for the next 20 years.
>>158022552and yet they're all about to get 15 million dollar contracts. seems like they're winning.
>>158023459My personal feeling is send them all back.
Nhl owners are reportedly pissed that Gary has already assigned his successor and they want a proper hiring process to look at all options.
>>158021051Barkov is Russian
>>158023554Solution: We launch the revolution of the scorelesstariat against the Ilitch Regime. Seize the means of pizza production, and add a hammer and sickle to the Wings logo.
>>158023474I'll try drafting some Swedes, that's a good trick
I was going to order a pidzer and wangs, but that shit was over 40 bucks. The fuck?
>mfw barkov leg heem vol. 2 electric boogaloo
>>158023341>rebelmy rebbies are currently winning their football game but have plenty of time to fuck it up :)
>>158023698Can you get a frozen pidser?
>>158023602they're not winning until all my NHL HEROES make 50 million dollars a year, change teams every two years and do tiktok dances after every goal
>>158023382how's JVOEL doing bro
>>158023631He’s a good Tampere boy
Dundon's a smart guy he snuck his dog's name on the stanley cup
>>158023579>DO MY RESEARCH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Retard.
>>158023825I dream of the day when the hockey game simply exists to serve the athletes social media presence.
>>158023897Same logic applies to fans celebrating when the franchise evaluations go higher.Celebrating the owners making more money is cucked.
>>158023897I just wish they were paid more
>>158023970Higher franchise evaluations at least means less of a risk that your team will be relocated.
>>158023970love when my teams financial graphs are up and to the right
>>158023598Honestly Yzerman wasn't the problem, it was always Chris being a retard
>>158023997I wish they were paid ZERO. Professionalism has been a stain on sports that needs to be removed.
>>158023997Because you're braindead.
>>158023999Gary won’t let any other franchises be relocated
>>158023997For what purpose? Even the shittiest player gets paid more in a year than the average person makes in a 20
every one of my NHL HEROES should have their own private bird, and the team would fly in a V
>>158024038Being an nhl player is a dangerous career
>>158024065There are hundreds if not thousands of jobs more dangerous than playing ice hockey
>>158023847he's not a real finn tho
>>158024081No job has the same risk of lacerations and cte brain damage. They are paid according to risk.
>>158024132>>158024132>>158024132New
>>158024116gary said cte isnt real sweetie
>>158024116>They are paid according to riskno they aren't bozo, they're paid 50% of revenue
>>158024116>No job has the same risk of lacerations and cte brain damageMaybe leave your mom's basement before you pretend to know what jobs are out there
>>158018161Hockey starts cooking in the summer in the 90's.
>>158024487retard
