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gimi
based Alesi ain't afraid of no rain
DELAY THE START!!!PLEASE THINK OF THE SAFETY!IT'S HECKING DANGEROUS OUT THERE!!
MAX DNFs
>Gulf Air Bahrain GP>rain
Reminder to hug a Migger
We all set for 3 laps behind the safety car, back to the pits then call it a race?
>>158034850yes, fucking grim
Racing?In the rain?Never...
Permane is too old school and based for this semen slurping sport>what's the team going to do?>it doesn't matter, they'll decide for us with a safety car or delayed start
>>158034850Didn't they change the rules to where that can't happen?
How about you hold this bahrain race always in Sepang
????
Shit is gonna get delayed its thundering lol
Is this the first time its rained at the Bahrain gp?
proper english towelhead that one
>>158034861wtf is this?
>delayed startFOR WHAT
are they going to sing the malaysian national anthem too?
amx
>>158034861
>>158034866the towelie already made that joke m8
There is absolutely no way they're starting in these conditions. Prepare to slurp heavily.
holy kino
>>158034872both
>>158034861ai sloppa
>DELAYED STARTFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>158034860Both of Bahrain's configs are some of the best F1 has ever offered
This is way too dangerous, cancel the race please.
did you bloke hear that massive crack of thunder as brundle was interviewing the raggy?
>>158034861WTF is this abomination
>Bahrain Anthemwew lad
Those poor bastards in the band. Getting fucking drenched lol
>>158034861Started watching after DTS season 8, can I get a qrd on whatever this is?
what do you reckon the aston slampigs wet sweaty box smells like right now?
>negarakuin tears lads
is there already an official announcement about the race being delayed because of the rain?
banger anthem
I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA I HATE FIA
>>158034876I wasn't listening, I keep the pre-race shit muted
>>158034861We don't do that here
>>158034889And all the demonic vampires with umbrellas behind the trophy.
>>158034889DON'T FORGET TO SPRAY YOUR SHOES AND SHIRT WITH THE WATERPROOF SPRAY
>>158034885sounded like a fucken jet going overhead. proper tropics thunder.
>>158034890It's something they use to show that the race will be redflagged in the next minute. Think of it like the yellow on a traffic light.
Max already is furious about the delayed Start because of too many pussys in the grid
No amount of cope with save Lewis from the shunting at T1NO DELAY
*ruins your event*
MASI CANCEL THE RACE!!!!SOMEONE COULD DIE ON THE TRACK IN THESE DANGEROUS CONDITIONS!!2 LAPS BEHIND THE SAFETY CAR SO PEOPLE GET THEIR MONEYS WORTH OF ENTERTAINMENT.
is this gonna be another 2021 Belgian Grand Prix situation?
>first Sepang race without charlie as race director>Delayed Startgrim
worst so called "sport" of all time
So if UAE takes their money out of UK, we get rid of Abu Dhabi? Please charge City.
>>158034871Gayness
Honestly pretty soulful of the bands to stay side by side and play both anthems.
>>158034913no this is a typical afternoon storm. it will pass shortly and the track draigns well
>posts that aged badly
why are there so many white people in the grandstands?
Why does cooltard sound so retarded today, is he sick?
>FIA will cuck amx out of his win this season because Merc look slow and they don't want wet races
How dare you make it rain
>>158034830>Bahrain Grand Prix in MalaysiaThis will never stop being funny.>delayed startOh come the fuck on. Man the fuck up.
>very wet
The commentators wanted a wet race, well now you have a monsoon kek
Reminder that real men like Michael Schumacher and Kimi and almost everyone back then raced under these Conditions
LMFAO WTF IS THIS GRAND PRIX. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING FIA... THESE PEOPLE WILL FUCKING DROWN IN THERE
they won't race, they are massive pussies
>>158034926>me playfighting with my cat
If they don't race the Malaysian gp will never make a return
Start the fucking race you bastards
>>158034923sapang was the cheapest race for ausGODS to attendremember when ricky won in 2016 and those blokes got arrested for wearing budgy smugglers on the grid during the podium
>WetBASED>Delayed start, waiting for slickswtf
>>158034908>needle armed zoomers
>>158034940yeah more stupid Street Race Tracks without no soul
why are they like this, fucking fia
>>158034946you fuckers wanting rain will never learn lmao
>I've not seen the weatheropen your eyes you moronic cunt
Pussies
>>158034943any good whoring in Malaysia?
>>158034948More middle east rounds where the risk of rain is near non-existant
>THE LIGHTNING …
first ever wet Bahrain* race
>>158034932REMEMBER BIANCHIOne fun race is not a worth of sacrificing a human life.
time for a cheeky ice cream and coke
>>158034896based, i kneel
>>158034964OH COME ON
>>158034953it's the only thing that can nowadays make this sport even remotely interesting so i get wanting rain. Fucking pussies alwayus ruin it though, you're right about that.
rihanna is kino
I woke up at 2am for a race that wont happen didn't I.
Didn't they introduce new changes this year for better wet weather racing? What's the point if they pussy out and those changes are never used?
>>158034964Who? All I remember is a pretty kino race.
I'm at the track, NARB just got electrocuted to death by his chinese zoomer scooter
it's fucking Sepang, waiting too long makes zero differenceTIRED of F1 eternally cockteasing wet races
I hope it doesn't stop raining.
>>158034964i remember him, he fucked around and found out
I hope for rain but why does it always pour? Give me light rain please
CANCEL THE RACE, ITS TOO DANGEROUS. WE HAVE RACE IN SINGAPORE NEXT WEEK, ITS FINE.
>>158034974No changes at all F1 is now Race Series that can only drive under dry Conditions
>>158034964Don't let shitters drive, problem solved
>1:52am>im up Morning anons. Fucks happening? Looks like it’s raining there or something.
LET THE LADS RACE
>Bravery, courage, fearlessness >Delayed StartPick one
let them race i want carnage
>>158034980As in fuck it. I hope the time runs out to do the race and everyone goes home wet.
>>158034968It's true.These cowardly fucks will never ever allow proper rain races again.Think about how many all time classic races have already been lost due to delaying the race until inters can be changed to slicks after a couple of laps.This is a disgrace of a sport.
Its.... .POURING LMAOOOO
>>158034996ai slop
DUN DUN DUN
No way this race is going ahead.
>>158034972i woke up for comfy morning vroom and i got raped by jews instead
the increased electrical component means the cars cannot be used in the rainthere will never be wet running in f1 for as long as tyrbo hibryd motors are used
MANDATED INTERMEDIARY STARTSDRIVERS PITTING LAP 5 FOR SLICKSFOLLOW THE DRYING LINE ONLY
>>1580349923 hours of red flag followed by abandon event without a recorded race winner
DELAY DELAY DELAY formerly dun dun dun
>>158035001i miss the times in that Mika and Michael and Kimi drived under these Conditions and had nice fights
Wet DUN DUN DUN
>>158035013source?
do I open that webm?
It's raining! It's pouring!The American anon is snoring!
it's going to be a rolling start isn't it
woke up at 7:45 on a Sunday just to witness the usual pussies being pussies.
>>158035009Yeah, but its the job of FIA to pretend as if they're considering it when addressing the goyim
>>158035028More like Pussy Start for Pussys
i dont blame the malaysianos for not liking f1 when they are too pussey to race on a typical afternoon for them
>>158035024>linke voters
WET TIRES?!
>>158035030Greatest ally on the same time zone
>>158035028Cute that you think it'll start
>>158035028They are going to do a few laps behind the safety car and red flag the race.
>bahrain in malaysiaLmao how can one not see this mistake?
>>158035028this nigga thinks the race is starting
>>158035039they dont exist
SHAUN!
Are there any other racing series that don't start the race because there's a bit of spit falling?
>>158035013>ai slop>suddenly turns gay
>>158035028Your Pepe is corrupted, you're supposed to store your Pepes on reputable brand SSDs only.
>FIA golden boy shunts on the first lap in slightly damp conditions>We're not allowed to have wet races anymore
>>158035044these Conditions are way better than back then in Spa - START THE FUCKING RACE YOU FUCKING PUSSYS
I got a box of cheese and bacon shapes for the race but I've already finished it
>>158035026Some of us awake anon, and you have been reported to the British authorities for hate speech on the internet.
women watch the sport. rain races are too dangerous they will go into labour or start to hyperventilate.also don't believe the noise limit is because regulations.
CERN using their weather machines to ruin everything again
>>158035049(X) SHAUN(X) SHAUN(X) SHAUN
semen slurping """(((sport)))"""
i managed to wake up and these niggers delay the startkill the british
Post your best FIA are pussy memes
What happened to the discord server? My source of free streams.. gone, like tears in rain
Dead sport
I fucking hate the cheesy intros, music and sound effects the yankee cunts added to F1.
>>158034830>RACEnot happening
>>158035055the whatcunt of whakatane
>>158035055nice, elite flavour
>Sainz is not even in his suitggwp
>it will clear up in 10 minutes they saidSTART THE RACE NOW
Max still cant understand it why the FIA is not starting the Race - he demands violence now
If only there was a tyre which could operate in wet conditions……
>delayed startYeah it's over
>>158035045I'm gonna get political here. Malaysia is a muslim country. That's why Bahrain gave them the race. They could have given it to any European circuit and made this all work, but they're not muslim countries yet.
>Wake up>cook my eggs >Put the telly on>RainYippieeeeee!
The one race I get to watch live and this happens. I am fuming
>>158035039Fake tires that exists solely for them to give an illusion that they could race under rain.
>>158035075brudi think about jules....
plss full runtime rain
DANGER CAR
>Wet race
a single GP getting cancelled in two different countries in one season must be a new record, right?
>Delayed starrKWAB good night guys
ITS RAINING
kek that safety car
fuck how long has this been going on without me?
who do they send out if the safety car crashes
>racing>in 2026do you chuds want literally everyone at the circuit to explode into red mist the minute it's green flagged
Med car proves this is fine fuck off with this nonsense
>ok, so how long we need to play this farce, so that we don't need to give them their money back?
>>158034861get that AI-generated bullshit outta here
>bernd having funkino
>They're the best drivers in the world :^)
>>158035082it's about visibilty in general, and drivers driving cautiously without doing anything isn't entertaining either
post boats
RACE YOU SHITS
>wake up late >jump out of bed>almost pull a hammy>almost run over cat >its delayedfor FUCKS sake
Someone spent hundreds of hours designing this
Before you got excited with rain, now rain means the race is cancelled, and you retards eat that shit up
>>158035077>not dicksucking abduls
Send out the jet dryers, I don't think Montoya is around
safety car lethal crash incoming
>>158035092since last year (?)or might be this year. i cannay remember. it started when cunts on speedcafe were complaining loudly about sky's pommy bias
PUT ON WETS AND RACEIF YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS STAY IN THE PITS
>>158035021There was that absolutely mental one in 2007 or 2008 with Massa and Kubica fighting hard in beyond full wet conditions and sliding way off the track, but they just did it anyway, nobody died and it was great.
f1? more like slop1
>>158035095just george russel will do
IS THAT A FUCKING MOTOR VEHICLE???? DRIVING IN THE RAIN????????? WHERE IS THE RED FLAG AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158034861If you ever feel really useless, just remember that wet tires exist.
they will make bernd bin it on purpose to justify cancelling the race
FUCK OFF
some faggot in a merc can speed around a track but professional race car drivers cant
race wont happen boys, pack it up
bahRAIN
RACE YOU PUSSIES
>>158035116fucking sauce right the fuck now
>>158035103If even one team or driver wants to drive they should let them, the scared shitters can stay in the pits
>>158035105
Why can't they get 22 medical cars then?
>there will never be a race like Interlagos 2003 ever again
START THE FUCKING RACE ALREADY
>best drivers in the world>"noooooooooo we cant drive in le hecking rainerino someone might crash and get a blue mark on his leg"
>>158035108USE THIS GOD DAMN TYRE OR REMOVE IT I FUCKING CANT STAND IT
No Refunds btw :)
>standing ovation from the crowd for Maylander
Maylander and Reindler must be having the time of their lives rn
asian cuties, very nice
>>158035136fuck it send them out in the lego bumper cars
pls just race
here have some cuties in the meantime
Remember when they raced on rain?
>Bikes can ride on wet>Cars can't drive on wetUtter woke nonsense
Was that Pjanoo playing?
do the race what are you princesses?
>>158035135would
>>158035115faaark, i have been suffering with david croft for no reason
rain is bad because it makes the sponsor logos harder to see
>brownsNever me again show me closeup of this audience, director.
man... i wish there were tires designed for use in full wet conditions
real tired of this semen slurping
>>158035153never happened
>>158034861wish this actually got invented
>>158035146what I'm seeing here is that it's the water on track is the tire's fault
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk those Asian womenDIAMONDS
>>158035153fake and gay f1 has never raced in the rain
start de facking raze
>>158035160The real reason
>>158035152Roxy sexo
Shouldn't have jerked off before the race now I don't have anything to do.
>>158035139maybe if f1 cars had fenders, we wouldn't have that problem
I bet they're going to wait until they can skip the wet tyres again.
>amx gets pole and possibly the best shot at a race win yet>alonso qualifies in the shitter field instead of the absolute shitter field>the race will get cancelled and it will all be for naughtso it goes
>Makes modern F1 piss and shit their pants in terror
CROFTY YOU FAT FUCK!
>>158035179it's always like that and then 5 laps later track is dry
>>158035153Those were the pre DTS days good times before the normies came
>>158035175howdy partner
They need to just give me a time so I can go back to sleep for a few minutes…
>wakes up early for nothing
>>158035151>tareme -> tsurime
Is there anything more cucked than being a Pirelli wet tyre engineer? Think about it
>>158035153That never happened.It's all propaganda from anti-safety people.
>the so-called best drivers in the world>can't handle a wet race
>>158035175I wonder what her belly button tastes like
tyres do NOT displace 100L per revolution you fat fuck crofty
>>158035174true
>bbbbut its dangerous Then drive slower
>Radar brokenkek
Anybody got a stream? Uwu
I reckon (yes, I said "reckon") I could definitely play a match of Dota before this thing starts, if it starts.
its barely even raining
at least they're playing some bangers on the radio
LUIGI LUIGI ALL THE PEOPLE IN CONTROL
>>158035203But that would require smart driving which apparently isn't possible with these current drivers
>bernie wet shirt
>>158035092It started around when Piastri's choke became inevitable and Australian media began whining about britbias
Member Canada where hulk and Kmag overtook the entire grid, good times
>>158035201just listen to the propaganda ok
>>158035210there waiting until the track is almost dry because FUCK FIA
>>158035210stop noticing things
>>158035215ewwww no thank u
Remember when they said the reason they couldn't race on wets was because ground effect floors sprayed too much water, so then they did away with ground effect floors and now they still can't race on wets?
>>158035194>earlyCome on dude, I have been up since 6:45 to catch the MotoGP race
I want Ruth to SHUT UP and GET NAKED
Race start when?
>>158035206liveleaguesDOTmeordliveDOTsx
>>158035201Just a basic level of thought renders that completely void, why does that fat cocksucker keep repeating that stupid lie?
race in a rain, do it!
>safest cars in the world>nobody will ever die>400pounds of soft padding on every corner>NOOOO YOU CANT HECKING RACE WITH A BIT OF MOISTURE ITS HECKING RACIALIST>IT WILL FILL A BATH>SOMEBODY WILL DIE
Pretty glad I resisted the temptation to travel to this race now
>>158035231Was this planned?
just do the F1 PC Edition then.
>>158035175Cutie
Fucking this modern gay shit. It's depriving us of so many kino moments like senna, schu, etc. in the wet
>>158035225they have never even tried wet racing with these cars, i fucking hate this "sport" so much and i want to stop slurping but somehow like a battered wife i keep coming back
Based cola tanking the rain
HEAVY RAIN STOPPEDLIGHT RAIN FOR 10 MINUTESDRY AFTER THAT>Start requires a 10 minute warningIt'll be a dry race desu.
>>158035227seduce me, you old hag
>Heres how the Radar being broken is actually a good thing>The wet tyres are so good they can fill a bath even spinThey sound pretty desperate to keep people watching this shit, no racing for 30 minutes at least.
FUCK I SHOULDNT GET EXITED BECAUSE SEPANG I FORGOT FIA IS FUCKING FAGGOT NIG
business idea: tyres for when the track is too wet for inters
>>158035238yes
Any retardation?
I will now go to r/formula 1 and record my time how long it takes me to see some nigger who somehow justifies this safety faggotry
>>158035225really makes you think
When the fuck formula one become “no racing in the rain allowed”? Fuck this faggy new generation of spoiled white rich kid drivers
>DrizzleSomething something semen-slurping sport
>>158035225Well you see, the ground effect cars produced too much spray by displacing water. Now they displace less water, so it stays on the track, meaning they can't race :^)No refunds.
>>158035226well I did the same, the motogp was useless and now the F1 race is delayed so I woke up early for nothing
DC is a gay cunt
>>158035251evidence
this is so ass
START THE FUCKING RACE
>>158035260i concur
tfw no qt malay hijabi gf
Lads, you can't race in this rain with Chuck on the grid
>>158035136Had this exact thought. Would be awesome
>>158035256American company hates fucking Rain. Just look at Nascar
>>158035238of course, it was 2021
I hate Pelipper so much
propa rain that
pack it up boys race on monday
>>158035261He's on a Merc.
>f1tv talking about heat hazard and drying trackwon't you just get 100% relative humidity and then you're stuck in a sauta, where everything is hot and wet?
>>158035177WEC ADD THE MEXICO RACE BACK TO THE CALENDAR AND MY SUB IS YOURS!
if this was 2010 they would just start the race with a safetycar and 1-2 laps later the cars would have dried the track enough to go racing
maybe we need to install roofs the entire length of the circuit to get F1 to race at Sepang again
>>158035272Solved issue
>mfw when F1
>>158035225I reckon the wet tyres are actually borderline faulty and the FIA are trying to protect Pirelli's reputation by not letting the teams race on them
Just put this shit indoors if they’re going to be such pussies about it.
>>158035247I'll give you a sausage roll and an irn bru for you to fuck me like a sewing machine
>>158035253it took all of 10 seconds lmfao. These faggots are justifying delaying the start because the medical car is aquaplanning. The fucking medical car. These people are goyim cattle
>>158035268U don't need em trust me
>Bah, rain
When you have children of your own one day you will understand.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>pinnacle of motorsports>best drivers in the worldITS FUCKING DRYSTART DRIVINGI FUCKING HATE THIS PUSSY ASS SPORT SO MUCH
>>158035290reddit is full of little diaper wearing shits
>>158035291Stop hoarding them all
>>158035224oh go on she's ok. she might have interesting conversation
YOU FAGGOTS WANTED A WET RACEHAHAHAHAHAHAHDUMBSHIT!!!
I'm not laughing
Let the real racists race, if shitters are too afraid they can stay in pit
GET THAT UGLY THIRDIE OUT OF MY SCREEN
Zesty
Based marhalls
I think this semen slurping sport is for you
nogwarts has arrived
>>158035229Thanks baeblade
cringe
CAM ON
>>158034830gay cunt
Wtf is this circus nigger bs I want race i want it now why are they sweeping aqua away
>>158035306Great kino
It's bone dry, go at it, fucking faggots
I HATE RACE CONTROL SO MUCH
Has leaf blower technology not reached Malaysia yet?
fuckin brooms
that one marshall swept the water from the edge to the middle of the trackkek
>>158035311
>Trucks with jet engines blowing the track dry in AmericaSOVLESS>Toothless thirdies with straw brooms sweepingSOVLSOVLSOVL
>theyre bringing out the alternative entertainment already
>brooming in the rainkek I remember being a jarhead
these dudes with the brooms hahahah fucking hell
START THE FUCKING RACE, ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
is asia in malayasia?
>south east asian grandmothers on scooters without a helmet drive around in these conditions every single fucking day of the year in 100kmh and dont complain>the supposedly best drivers in the world in the safest machinery in the world are unable to race because some overrated carshitter babby(hamilwog and goblando) might crash
>filming those miserable people on the GA lawn getting their asses wet on a grass after paying 750$ to not watch the race
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>>158035341based
>>158035341compelling
>>158035341finally a good post
>>158035341i love tits
>>158035341breast's
>>158035341BOOOBAAAA
>>158035341i look like this
>>158035341
>>158035341Do nihonjins still censor omankos? I read somewhere that there was a legislation in the making to uncensor them
RACE YOU SHITSIF THEY DIE THEY DIE
THE RAIN HAS FUCKING STOPPED AND THEY'RE STILL NOT RACING AAAHH MY RAGE
sexless virgins
>>158035341nice
>>158035341Today is for beautiful SEA women, not 3d anime women
>>158035303We do want a wet race. But that requires racing, not just the wet.They're going to wait until the track is just barely dry, but still too wet to really race, and we'll get a snore fest like spa last year.
>>158035322Ew blue thing is gross not sexy
>>158035343water spray reduces visibily, and then the sponsors are unhappy because you can't see the STING ENERGY DRINK boards
>>158035356lose weight, faggot
you want wet racei want wet pussywe are not the same
SEND THE CARS OUT
>hang on we need the track to be completely dry >in Malaysia Be serious right now.
lmao that kid looks bored as fuck
Zzzzzzz
let us improve this "race" with actual content, shall we?
It's time, end Formula 1. It can't continue to exist in this form.
LET THEM DIE
they need to make 1 GP that always in rain so they can get used to this shit when it happens.
>>158035374you'd get both with those pussy drivers in the rain
>>158035374porque no los dos
start the race already...
has ps3 been on the nose beers?
Its so grim seeing these beautiful jade princesses on screen then swapping to these fat towelhead brown indogs and malays.
sex with chubby malasians
>host race in malaysia>in october>in the afternoon>it rains>oy vey, delay it indefinitely~!
me on the right
Bahrain Quiddich GP (In Malaysia)
im happy that Max will race again in a real race - The 24h of Nürburgring
SUHT THE FUCK UP BERNIE I DONT CARE
>>158035388he's so cute, hope he nukes berlin
>>158035284
>>158035394They tried that buy Singapore decided to fuck with the cloud seedings instead
i ate all my assorted candies i had prepared for the racewat nou
>gotta poop>delayed startnice
>old mid 2000s party track>meme song>old mid 2000s party track>fucking macarenawhy are F1 DJs so absurdly low quality?
>>158035410nyooooo, london first :>
Be nice to Bernie, shes trying her best
need a wog mclaren cutie gf
Tractor cunt on the track
>>158035408Let's see about that.
AWAS
>>158035411>tfw he's on the side of the track, preparing to be retarded on camera, and the bloodlust takes over and he hijacks the safety car and beelines for the closest jet dryer
>the track will dry out fast so we can go directly to intersFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
>>158035424i'd knob her, no worries.
>>158035417mouse in a trap?
just woke up after 4 hours of sleep just to watch the racelooks like i can go back to sleeping no?
>>158035421and yet the people are dancing and having fun, go figure
>>158035415>22 mins interrible impulse control, you were NGMI
https://poal.me/wxvqv6https://poal.me/wxvqv6https://poal.me/wxvqv6
>>158035294wow it managed to make poois look less like a nigger somehow and refused to render maxbasedAI
How come it was okay during Brazil but not nou?
>>158035424no
>>158035431anze?
where sea slags?
>>158035424she's Not A Real Bernie
Sunset is in 3 and half hours left
>>158035444cleaning apartments in singapore
>>158035435yes but it's low quality fun and thus not real
HOLY SHIT HOW CAN BERNIE TALK FOR 15 MINS STRAIGHT ABOUT NOTHING
>Put up money for race in another country>During monsoon seasonWell done, Bahrain.
>>158035440They had no choice either race or they get raped even worse later I assume they will wait a bit
>>158035451woman
FUCK YOU FIA FUCKC FUCKFUCK
imagine being indian, muslim AND southeast asianyou may as well rope at that point
>>158035451narcissism
>high performance racers. Said to be the best in the world>cant drive when it rains???
>>158035441>>158035447
>>158035451born commentator
OOOOOOOH SHITSANDSTORM
>No spray from the medical carSTART ALREADY
now remember, next week >>158030489
>>158035453too many dollars not enough sense
>>158035453Tbf they did this to be close to Singapore for logistics
>>158035431you mean slicks. and it will be declared a wet race, so no need for using two compounds :)
SONG NAME??
>zooming on half dressed wet lolicameraman...?
>>158035472there waiting until the track is almost dry
>Bahrain GP>Delayed by rainClimate change is hell of a thing
I like listening to Bernie you guys are just mean :(
holy shit, its not even raining anymore, just start already
>>158035480Darude - Sandstorm
SEX WITH A WOMAN
>>158035232post more pls. damn
ToT
>could be 4 stopONLY IF YOU START THE FUCKING RACE YOU FAGGOTS
>>158035424
>>158035453actually, it's not that bad.it is usually harder than this.
>>158035453the malaysian gp was always around this datei guess that wasn't mentioned in drive to survive so it isn't your fault
>>158035232Disgusting
They should just get rid of the driver's championship at this point and make it purely a team sport
>>158035498t. me
>>158035341>>158035407>almost 500 post and half an hour inThese are the highlights of the Bahrain GP in Malaysia so far
>>158035484I will say that anybody is better than fat brown
if that fat cunt says papaya again i'm going to nuke the mtc
>>158035500There's a reason this race disappeared, man.
>>158035507Soul
>>158035505lewd
>>158035476Kill yourself
>waving flashy lights during daytimeAre they retarded? You do that on concerts because they're always at night.
>>158035507>kinokino
>>158035232Asians are so hot
They’re still happySounds like no refunds
>>158035507what game is this?
>>158035507peak october vibe
>sainz got a 100 euro fine for driving 0.3kph over the speed limit in the pitlanethe bEUreaucracy is awesome
>>158035507Beautiful, F1 needs more city circuits in shitholes like the middle east, burgerland or madrid
>woke up>have a drift competition to attend today>starts at 2pm, I leave at 1, race starts at 10 am, realise I can catch a full race before I leave >terrorist muslim FIA decides to delay the race by 300000000000 hours because there's a light drizzle
WEN RACE
i don't care about the rain. LET THE RACE!!!!!! we get races in the active war zone, but a little bit of water is too dangerous for our heroic pilots god fucking damn it
lmao
>>158035507F1 can literally never
I love women
>>158035514and it isn't because of the weather, "man"
>>158035232I like how the ugly one knows to get out of the shot
>>158035514Cause f1 licensing is expensive my country is poor, yes
>Lando lost 3 tenths because of some technical issues in quali>still outqualified piss3
What if the war was secretly about iran wanting to have a f1 track and be part of the tour?
fuck this shit, im off to play dota
>>158035507thought i was in a different thread for a second
They just showed a couple of hot, fertile Malaysian lasses in the crowd kissing a cardboard cut-out of George Russell. He probably could fuck both of them tonight if he really wanted to
>bahrain>it rainsNIGGER!
>meerkatIt's a sloth, David
>>158035531>Delayed start due to Mercedes garage being vaporizedBook it
>sweep it away track jannie
Alonso wants to race
can they delay until sunset so we get night race
edd
Hoping for a big bad crash
>go on twitter>see someone say let drivers race like real men>1991 Australian Grand Prix.jpg>look up race>Race was aborted after 16 laps>Nigel suffered a concussion from the race>Senna angrily stormed to the marshalsLarping F1
TANKS IN 10
just came home what did i miss?
START THE RACESTANDING START
>>158035558The lighting system is not good enough to host a night race in F1
>>158035549they're not hairy old white mens anuses so georges not interestedSORRY!
>>158035551More like Bah, Rain!
>>158035500it was mostly held in spring zoom zoom
I'm now going to prepare breakfaast.
10 more mins
>>158035552old f1 fucking crucifies the current clown show
IT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGIT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGIT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGIT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENING
>10 MINUTES>10 MINUTES>10 MINUTES
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>FORMATION LAP WILL START AT 15:40>FORMATION LAP WILL START AT 15:40
>>158035558Do they have lights at Sepang
F1 Challenge '99-'02Now that was a proper game
>>158035507i was there (in the thread)
>>158035561death to Porsche
BREHS
>>158035549He would only be into them if they were ladyboys
why is this thread so busypeople barely watched last(?) week
>we are scared of missiles so we wont race>we are scared of rain so we wont race
>>158035587lolno
>>158035567breedable malaysian qts
>>158035588>No racing lineHow am I supposed to play?
HAPPENING???
>>158035590based
>>158035560>wet>track that was last in the season 10 years agoGuaranteed with these modern shit drivers
START IN 8 MINS
>>158035594the DJ got us pumped up
>>158035549>>158035524i swear everyone in these race threads seems to have terminal case of yellow fever
Guys. A formation lap is not a race start.
Gasly will win
>>158035588double dubs of truth
>>158035567Rain and start in 10 minutes >>158035598
>>158035572
we need f1 ultras. i want to fight redbull fans
so, do you save your .gifs in your pictures or your videos folder?
>>158034972HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158035590They just won le petit le mans ;)))
Who crashes at the end of the straight?
>Formation lapThey will drive 20 minutes behind SC.
Just put down my semen cup
>>158035588that one and Grand Prix series, the biggest rivals. with a huge modding community. those were the times...
Have you seen how big Leclerc’s missus has got during her pregnancy?Cup size has increased 2-3 sizes. Ass looks fat as hell. She would never fit in an F1 seat
>Formation lap onlyGoing to do 3-4 formation laps and then a rolling start.
>>158035588that's the one with the retard montoya on the cover right? multiple seasons in one game was great
>>158035621Hide those ears bitch
>>158035618video obviously
>>158035552they didnt have instagram women and tiktok chinks that need to be entertained with dead time, its different
>>158035615i say 'bah, humbug' unironically
>>158035618i only use pictures and documents folders
>>158035618I have them printed
>>158035637Mouse ears are cute
How do I get a pure, moral, demure Malaysian GF?
>>158035609>in these threads>he posts on a website built on yellow fever
>>158035622Lindbald
Where is the racing?This is kinda semen slurping.
>>158035568why are ducks so cool
>browses danbooru to jerk while waiting>website goes off
>>158035552Where is their rear wing?
guys video is just a series of pictures
>>158035595>a country as big as europe has beef with every single country in its vicinity(apart from israel) and has been bombing everyone, bombing a high profile event like f1 would be a perfect target>f1: Perfectly safe as long as all safety measures are met(what fucking safety measures, does f1 have an iron dome?????)>a slightly wet track that might result in some crashes, nothing more>f1: HOLY SHIT; DELAY DELAY DELAY. We cant possibly expect the """"best drivers in the world"""" to race in the same conditions malaysians have lived and driven around in their entire lifes
>>158035646god I'd do anything. so fucking gorgeous
>>158035646you don't
>>158035646u got deep pocket? should be ez they auto-cast slipping pants
>>158035618Pictures, of course
>>158035654F1 could never
ynr crashapinto and lindsaar can torpedo the entire grid
>>158035646>Go to Malaysia>Go outside>Get a gf instantly
wipe my shoes peasants
>>158035662You’re referring to the ones in the crowd?
>>158035652corkscrew cocks
>>1580356709/11 in a gp ?
>>158035341Do low-resolution Japanese pussies taste less intense than standard resolution white pussy?
>The track is dryFOR FUCKS SAKE
are you ready for wet start procedure?
>>158035637Big ears are cute you philistine
>>158035618weebm\year\event
Oh its the old>lets drive behind a safety car for an hour, and then tell them they cant get their refund backschtickOh you bastards lmao
>>158035677
oh come on.. FIA stop begin a pussy
>formation lap at 15:40>1-2 laps>they call it
>ROLLING STARTFUCKING GAY
BETTER OFF ALONE
>>158034861Wow
>>158035641based
>>158035618everything in Downloads, search for kind:videos and kind:pics
>>158035675yeah and in general
>>158035661>bombing a high profile event like f1 would be a perfect targethow does bombing a racetrack in the middle of the desert for the sake of bombing a racetrack further their strategic goals
We're skipping wet tyres again...
>crew isnt even bothering with umbrellasYep its over
It's on?
>>158035686>webmrelforeverlmao
The FIA is overly cautious
If i were fia president, id start the race exactly at the time it was promised to start. As long as the track is literally unable to be driven(like, idk, a big poster crashes over the track where you cant drive around it), id say start the race. Doesnt matter how much its raining/snowing/hailing, the cars are starting>muhh safetyYou dont feel safe? Start from the pitlane and drive slow. And if youre so afraid for your safety, dont drive at all.
Another wet race ruined.Great sport.
>>158035702windows explorer is utter shit for these searches
>>158035705Pirelli cant make good tyres, confirmed
>>158035646literally just enter the country on a tourist visa lmao if you're white
>>158035618it says i have 33471 files in 319 folders, so answering your question, my .gifs are in various places and i have muscle memorized where each of my favorite reaction gif and pictures are sometimes i have to click for a good minute to get into a folder with a gif i want to usemy chanfolder is a reflection of my life. it's an absolute fucking mess
>>158035715I fear for the future of MotoGP
>>158035677Is it true that many young women in Deutschland have this body type?
>>158035705Danger is bad for shareholder value
I just want a gf so i can get cucked
>wait so long that the track is completely entirely dry>we're still starting on inters+safety car
>>158035713Got to protect fake Kimi
>>158035721i bet no more wet motogp races
>Cant do wet weather races>Can do war zone racing
>>158035618everything I own goes in an unsorted downloads folder
>>158035722Yes, check out nadine-j.de if you dont believe me!
CAM THE FACK ON
>>158035672>>158035718Just Be White (JBW) is a myth
>>158035727we will now get the exciting dash for the pitlane to switch to slicks
>battery recharge software goes fucky wucky because of slow speed and shit>someone spins>red flag period>sunset>25% points awarded
>>158035711yep, bring old fart back.
>everyone on intersLMAO
>reiki practitioner
>>158035704im not trying to be mean, but why cant anyone think any further than they are able to>hmmmmmmm i wonder if bombing something very important tells the world "i can strike you anywhere i want, dont fuck with me"reason 1/a billion
>intersDo wets even exist?
>hadjar
some idiot is gonna crash
jorj masterclass incoming
lmao kwabjar
Isack Hadjar is one of the desert people, he doesnt understand this
WOAH LOOK AT THOSE TYRES LIFTING UP A BATHTUBS WORTH OF WATER EVERY SINGLE REVOLUTION
Hadjar
kwabjar
>>158035736Clearly rockets and bombs aren't nearly as dangerous as puddles.
>>158035711That's how this situation happens.
>kwabjar
>is-ACK
they really waited so long that the track is almost dry
>we've missed the window to see the wet tyreYOU DON'T SAY
oops
ONE KWAB ONE JAR
The ICONIC trophy
>I-ACK KWABJAR
Can't wait for Piastri to get beached in the gravel
RED FLAG
>>158035760kek
>fagjarlmao
JUST
SKIDDDDD
Should've started 20 min ago.
how many of you are on acestrims? the chat is gold
They should invent tyres specifically for wet conditions
>ACKJAR
Some tosspot will bin it in turn 1, red flag for another 4 hours.
his jar possession is in the past tense.
RED FLAG RED FLAG!
>>158035775Lmao
>KWABjar
>is-ackit's australia all over again
ITS TOO DANGEROUS !!!!!!!!
ARAB MOMENT
>>158035767i dont think itd be like this, this happened because it would impact the drivers job opportunities
>>158035792Fuck off
Fucking sandnigger doesn't kn9w what water is
JAR status: not HAD
>>158035775Chatgpt ahh trophy
>>158035726If that's all you want, just book a holiday to the Falklands
>>158035788We don't have the technology...
this is going to be good>Verstappen
>deadbull
HAHAHAHA THE CARS ARE DYING
I CANT ACCELERATE
STOP THE DAMN RACE
What a fucking clown show.
>hamilkekAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
ackjar
>>158035726based
The pinnacle of motorsport engineering
is that rain?
>homoltonKWABN
What the actual fuck is going on
is Hamilton gonna cry
FUCKING JOKE REGS
kek cars are dying left and right
>cars literally cant work when its wetFUCK FIA
oh no no nonono
hahahhaha >shitbull
>AMX and Hamilton's cars don't workKWAB
>cars brake in the rainHAHAHAHAHAHA
MAX AND LEWIS HAS PROBLEMS WITH ACCELERATION LMAO FUCK THESE REGULATIONS!!!!!!!! THROTTLE
Absolute fucking state of these cars
>shit power unit regs bugging outFuck this gay sport.
lmao what in the fuck is wrong with these cars?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMILTONYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>POOIS
>shamilton is dead
>>158035677slutHAMILTONNNNN AJJAJAJA
>ferrari allergic to waterlmao
>Toto sabotageI KNEW IT
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG OMG REMEMBER JULES
KWABILTON
SHITTY TOY CARS CAN'T HANDLE WATERHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh no, they made the parts out of sugar
im loving thisnice fucking regs f1, well donethe only solution is to remove the electrical engine, for safety reasons
FERRARI MAGNETI MARELLI ELECTRONICS
So THIS is why FIA so afraid of rain
>>158034830>Engines dying in wetMEME RACE
>pinnacle
>""""formation""""" lap
>electric motor gets wet and diesNICE REGS
>>158035840*gestures broadly*
>new cars don't work in the rainSASUGA FIA.
lmao cars breaking down in the rain
WHY CANT THE CARSS RUN IN RAIN
Maybe having self driving electric cars wasn't the best idea for a racing series
honda finally works!
>front grid dead
>cars can‘t drive in the rainAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WATER GOT INTO THE USB PORTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>max has problems with accelerationfuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, hamilton is gonna win, globohomo is backor not, hes slower as well lmfaoooooooooooo
nice cars fia lmao
DEATH TO FIA
>Race not even started yet and Sepang already deliverthis gonna be gud chaos
aston martins to podium
>Battery cars stop working in the wetgrim
>>158035840They're not designed to get wet
BASED
>>158035860The future of transportation!
what the fuck with these cars holy kek
what the fuck is going on
What happened to Hadjar?
MEME RACE MEME CARS MEME SPORT
STROLL SURGE
>bring back the fucking V12s
Did Toto sneak into the red bull and Ferrari garages overnight?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a joke
ahh, so now they actually CAN'T race in the rain
UPDATE WINDOWS
pinnacle of motorsport, cars simply cannot function in the rain
Who tampered with the cars on the front row?
>the pinnacle of motorsportwhat an absolute fucking shitshow
>Hamilkek
ATMO V8s DON'T HAVE THIS BULLSHIT
Max also said he cant accelerate. Fucking shit regulations>STARTING PROCEDURE SUSPENDED
>Italian coding
>>158035753>"i can strike you anywhere i want, dont fuck with me"one would imagine bombing a country's domestic industry and infrastructure sends the exact same message with the added benefit of economic disruptionbut sure, bomb a strip of tarmac and some civvies and make everyone even more pissed at you than they already are
KWAB
HOWEVER
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
L M A O
this is so fucking gay it's actually funnythe ultimate exposure of f1
Why yes we did spend millions on top engineers that design a car that just breaks in the rain how could you tell?
WTF IS HAPPENING LMAO
kino formation lap tbqh
lol we WEC restart now
>the pinnacle of motorsports>a little rain kills the cars
toto really cant help himself huh
every race should be a rain raceits 100x more entertaining
im HUNGRY and im TRED and i start to get a little bit UPSET i woke up early after 4 hours of sleep to watch this piece of shit and pizza leftovers are waiting on the kitchen table to be put in the microvave and consumed while watching the race that is currently being DELAYED
pinnacle of motorsport
Hamilton forgot to download more RAM
nice regs
what the actual fuck
>>158034830SHANTY TOWN OF MARNELO
holy shit, these are the worst car regs the world has ever seen lmfaowe are not seeing a single wet race this entire reg cycle because the cars are genuinely going to die in the wet lmfao
>the absolute state of this "sport"
JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT JOKE SPORT
software issue , too bad developers dont work on weekend gotta submit ticket first
hahahahahahahaha what a fucking shitshow
PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT
just reboot it lol
ctrl alt delete world championship
WHATS GOING ON KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK>failrrari
W16, now
BASED LEWIS IS BACK BASED LEWIS IS BACK BASED LEWIS IS BACK BASED LEWIS IS BACK BASED LEWIS IS BACK BASED LEWIS IS BACK
>these enginesLMAO
What a joke this regultions are. I look forward to Domenically and Toto gaslighting me
>>158035906Holy fuck
holy fuck this is just embarrassing
Based safety and software ruled cars
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
H2O>F1
CLOWN SHOWABSOLUTE HUMILIATION RITUAL FOR ELECTRIC CARSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA GAY CAR
>[Chris Medland] Problem for Verstappen! He's slow in the middle sector and everyone backs up behind him - he's not meant to drop back from the Safety Car but he says he can't accelerate, and now Hamilton is slow! This is chaosLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THESE FAGGOT JOKE REGSFUCK THESE FAGGOT JOKE REGSFUCK THESE FAGGOT JOKE REGSFUCK THESE FAGGOT JOKE REGS
What a fucking joke of regulations
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON KEK
ROOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT A JOKE
>Ferrari engine
This is why you wait for the water to clear
fuck off
clown show lol.
What the fuck is going on with those shit cars?!
WTF IS HAPPENING
Oh fuck I'm crying, this is too funny
so... this... is... the... power... of... ferrari...woah
>AI engines can't handle moisture
WHY WERENT THE RETARD PASSING HIMFUCKING RETARDSFUCKING RETARDS
HOLY KINO
>pinnacle of motorsportLol lmao
Kill this sport.What a fucking joke.
electricity and water dont mix very well I guess
Pinnacle of Motorsport btw
TINSI-I wouldn't break down
Humiliation ritual for the FIA
>DEAD CARS EVERYWHEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS
absolute joke of a sport
Stroll is about to bring out his prime SennaPerfect condition for the canadian jew
>MULTIPLE CARS WITH WATER IN THE USB PORTSHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHGOTTA DRY IT INDOORS GOYIM, THEN TRY TO RESTART
Joke sport
LMAONice sport you have here FIA
>>158035906spaghetti code
>cant accelerate on water
>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGNO ONE'S SAFE
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVITHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD MMXXVI
>>158035952>>158035953kek
SHOULD'VE JUST STARTED ON TIME YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>nobody programmed in a wets functionlmaoooo
LOL Never watching this shit again
Worst regulations of all time DOTR for FIAniggers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they didn‘t update the cars
>computer is only programmed for dry circuits
this is not a serious sport
faggots are rigging it to help shamilton
SAFETY CAR IN THE POINTS
SAAR IS SOFTWARE ISSUE SAAAR PLEASE REDEEM DE CLOD TOGEN
>We uhhhh we didn't train the AI on wetBravo F1
lmao retarded overly complex cars can't even do a fucking formation lap
Thank you for watching the Bahrain F1 Parade (Hosted by Malaysia). See you next week!
If Linus Torvalds coded the software this wouldn't have happened
>YFW FIA DIDNT TEST THESE CARS IN THE WET
all the cars are shitting out lmaowhat a sham of a race lol
CLOWN SPORT
they're gonna ban wet races entirely after this
there's a saying for this over here.if you drive slowly the car breaks down.
good race
FUCK OFF I ALREADY OPENED MY SNACK!!!
These PU’s are truly someyhing else
>>158035985
>safety car p5oh my fucking word
you can't make this shit up
jeet tech support overwhelmed by all the problems
this is more entertaining than most regular races desudon't lie you think so too
>>158035931>"sport"JEJEJE
>>158035979Put the cars on rice
This "sport" needs to die, they can't be fucking serious with this shit.
yeah, f1 is finally road relevant**you got the alfa romeo flatbed experience
>Can't manage a water tight seal
>BahRAIN
LIBERTYBROS HOW DO WE RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MADAND HOW WILL BE EVER RECOVER
>>158036005konoka my beloved
>>158036013KEK
Someone hacked ferrari
>grok engines
>>158036010they should ban battery based cars
You're right, I didn't consider wet races. That's on me.
This is truly embarrasing. I've seen some shit in F1, but this is embarrasing.
>safety car in the middle of the pack
This is like when my electic RC car drive on the rain lmao
Oh my God what have they done
great now they have to dry the cars overnight like their an iphone kek
They opened the email
>>158036006It would have still happened, but the open source community would explain why it wasn't their fault.
Is this really the first wet session we’ve had with these cars? What a dry ass season
>>158035967Cars literally wouldn’t let them
>>158035995Can't blame them, since they don't do wet races anymore
>>158036006Linux can't even run games without shitting itself and it's been 35 years
Seriously though if Lawson gets the sack I'm not watching this series anymore
why couldnt i have started getting interested in this gay sport back in 2010, before it became gaywhy now
pando porris
>>158036002The AI thinks we are in Bahrain please be understandful
claude fix my engine softwaremake no mistakes
>zero support races>area known for sudden heavy rain>schedule the race for 4 hours before sunset and make no effort to bring it forward when rain is forecast for late afternoonlove this sport
>>158036047plenty of rice over there though
the absolute fucking state of this cvck shit pathetic losers
>>158036016
Hello Guys :), no more refunds because you saw the cars on lap :)
>>158036040You're right to push back. The weather is load-bearing. I want to sit with that for a moment.
yep i am going to boot my my videogame and putting this dog "sport" on a 2nd monitor
>>158036037almost died of laughter when i saw the guy with the v for vendetta pic lol
I would win this race with my Punto Abarth.
>>158036047bring the rice tank!
i stayed up and made strong coffee for this bullshiti really should've learned my lesson after japan 22
burn it down, rebuild it from scratch, we shall name it formula zero
>>158036007uh sweetheart, no underfloor effect and wheel covers will improve wet racing wink wink
Indy 2005 ahhhhh race
ok i reckon i fit in a quick wankbrb
Should just have called a rolling start with Max half a lap up LMAO
I sleep for 5 hours only to catch this shit only for the FIA to cry about a bit of rain again and now it turns out our new electric shitboxes turn out to have never been programmed to drive in the rainWhat a fucking JOKEWhat a shitshowPetition to add the FIA to the exposure list today
Who could have predicted that it might rain in october in fucking Malaysia and that maybe a car should work in rain? I guess we just don't have the technology.
>hey mario should we make these cars waterproof?>nah the FIA won’t let us race in the rain anyways
>>158035610Told you
>ServusTV commentator (usually shill) hating on F1>color-commentator """experts"" shilling for F1 "at least you can reset the car these days, just like your iPhone"I'M DYING THE AMOUNT OF KEK IS TOO MUCH
>>158036063
Museobros, I have a good feeling about this. The Honda engine is waterproof.
>>158036055go haka about it
Have they tried disabling the computer and let the drivers drive?
bro thinks he part of the grid
KINO RACINGLMAAAAAAO
switching over to the league
>delay it for another hour Why?? Because they realized no one built these cars to be waterproof??
clown "engines"
impossible levels of semen slurping today
This is embarassing holy shit
yes, put more and more software into F1 carsi mean, what could possibly go wrong?
no wet races until 2030 because of these fantastic engines lmao
we are getting semen slurping levels that should not be possible
>>158036033fuck this sportjack off to konoka insteaad
>track dryingSLUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>158036088points or podium ?
I saw a naked asian bitch where is she
>>158036054t: 2006i have 500 games on Steam and like 85% work on linux without any issues or tinkering nowadays.
this is a bit embarrassing for our /sp/ status, ladsmight have to find a new home one of these days
Let me drive. I'll make /f1/ proud.
Which protection class are the cars engineered for?
the rugby is on
>ALMOST 1 HOUR WITHOUT ANY RACING
>>158036109lol
3 hours until it gets too dark to race
This is why you should never buy Modern cars
>>158036109she's already in my bedbetter luck next time
F1 Schedule 2028 Released:24 races in desert sandpeople shitholes, 0% chance for rain
>>158036063heh
Why aren't we started again
>>1580361130 they're shabby pieces of shit
They literally can not race during wet condition :D
>>158036113IP1
How do I vote the sport in the exposed poll
24 days till Anri turns 40 (in the gap between US and Mexico GPs)How will /f1/ celebrate?
>>158036110shit really?
>>158036107>>158036109Mossad find her ? >>158036111I enjoy the racism we are getting v8s after this regs
JUST. FUCKING. RACE!AAAAAAAAAARGH
>>158036102based
>>15803611517 years fly by but nothing really changes
chalk this one up as a total loss, pack it up and fuck off to singapore already
>>158036117did that warm up count as the start of the race so is the 2 hour timer running already?
>Raining missilesok>RainingAIEEEEEE SAVE ME
>Go too slowly>Turbo doesn't spin>Press the accelerator>Car drains the battery to accelerate>Battery goes flat>Can't accelerateKEK
I already came and the race hasn't even started what the hell
>fake enthusiasm crowdyeah drop the f-bomb or something
to be honest its far too dangerous to race with AI self learning engines that need to learn the track because you cant go full throttle in corners when its wetso its just too dangerous
i just wanted to say that i use Arch Linux
APOLOGIZE
>>158036134They can't, we no longer have the technology...
>>158036122cars dont work in the wet
>>158036144>>158036144>>158036144
>>158036130Those are too big
Post YFW you woke up early to witness the pinnacle of motor sports
>>158036147you will never be a woman
I am checking ...
>>158036115i miss this era of f1
>>158036152what are you doing retard
>>158036134apparently they literally cant, the cars just stopped working
>>158036147arch is fully waterproof. they should install it on these cars
>>158036152Too early anon
>>158036142Not at all that would be the case if these were cars but its all software shit
>>158036155Woke up?I just slept from 5 to 11pm
>>158036130It’s been ten years since she retired and she’s still the hottest person in the history of pornography of any country
>>158036152100 images early
>>158036152megagigafaggot:>>158034830>Official /f1/ Race MEGATHREAD™, no new threads until page 9 or image limit.
>>158036152Retard
>>158036081id sign that petition
>>158036131yes, there are some bigger multiplayer games that just wont work, but everything else works just fine. I have amd cpu/gpu though, not sure if nvidia stuff still has issues.
>>158036152SEA monkey don't know how MEGATHREAD's work...
shamefur dispray
>>158036131Yes valve has made proton as a compatibility layer, in fact win11 has so much bullshit that these games run faster on linux nowadays.
>>158036152>100 posts from image limitnext time dont make a thread newfag
something wrong with m*laysians
>>158036152Retard kun...
There will never be a proper wet race again
>>158036142>pinnacle of motorsport
this is the best advertisement for V8s you could imaginethanks battery shitboxes
>>158036155Bahrain in Malaysia, when the rain fell
>>158036131All the Valve hardware runs on Linux so there's been a huge push for support
The regs for the PU are worse than I thought.
Now that the "pinnacle of moterpsort" had been exposed by some moisture, what should we watch instead?
>everybody in here loves the current regs Thank you for your trust and continued support.
>>158036152bangang
>lulu is fuckedhahahaha
remember:active suspension and traction control = badhallucinating AI PUs = good
>>158036131This is actually the year of linux desktop.
>>158036175She should make a comeback, she is absurdly huge now.
Why does this faggot crofty want the track to get drier.
>Liberty/FOM already massdeleting videos of F1 KWABing from socialsNEVER GOING TO BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS
>>158036222Nascar, Indycar, WEC, DTM, MotoGP, NLS
>>158036113I'm IP69 iykwimwim
are we on 2 h timer already?is there only 1 hour left now?
>>158036236>watching a stream with that unbearable faggotcouldn't be me
>>158036236hes a bellend
Why don't they go again?These cars literally can't race in the rain?
>>158036213DtS-Normies, their eyes open
God I wish I was watching NASCAR right now
>>158036131these days only mossad level of anticheat multiplayer games won't work
Race cancelledNo refunds
I can tell you guys 1 thing, if we had won the war, then Hitler would have already gassed everyone involved in this shitshowI mean jesus christ, the track is basically dry now, and the cars are quite literally dying on the track because the engines cant work in the raintotal f1 death
>>158036273Give us our money back you bitch!
Okay this is bad but in the long run we will get V8 back. We can survive this.
>>158034830just woke up, what have I missed?
fruity
LAPPED CARS MAY OVERTAKE
>>158036131If it has kernel level anti-cheat then yeah it might be a problem but a lot of them are genuinely plug'n'play these days.
2.5 hours left until sunset.
I hope the battery glitches on s/f straight and someone goes full webber valencia 2010fuck this shitshow
>Sir, another rain drop has hit the paddock
The race would have unironically gone smoother if these moral cowards kept it in Bahrain
>>158036266Final day of WRC is about to start. Ill just flip to that.
>>158036289A lot and also not much. Such is F1 in 2026.
>>158036144>>158036144>>158036144new
I KNEEL
>>158036152>tards actually posting in thissomething wrong with you people
>>158036300Reminds me of that tragedy>>158036318fuck off
>yfw F1 cars doing hydration breaks
just sitting here farting something DISGUSTING waiting for this shitty sport to actually race at 4am, wow
>>158036306Just an active warzone, no big deal m8
>>158036318tard
>don't even have a scheduled restart time yetits already dry isn't it?
Boys, i've got a bag of maltesers, we're gonna make it.
>Track is drying>Car breaksJoke of a sport
don't worry guys, these problems will be sorted out by 2028
>>158036326heh
>>158036318>80 pics from image limit>page 2shut your whore mouth
>>158036315AI he couldn't possibly be racing during the rain
>Pinnacle of motorsportlol, lmao even
>all these anons tempting me with linuxalright, i'll take a look at /g/ later, i don't play multiplayer games so i hope it'll work out. f1 related since pic is the amount of semen i drank since 9:00
>>158036329you can only fart one thing...
>>158036306>moral cowardsYou fucked up trump
>>158036020no it isn't stupid nigger
>>158036338still need to fix Hamilton's software, please wait saar
>they will reinstate hamilton to his rightful placebased, the jews lost
jesus what's in ps3's soup to cause that much gas
>>158036351Rmember to install Gentoo
>>158036351Can recommend CachyOS for gaming.
so I guess these new AI powered cars just cant get wet
he's been crying
>>158036323Let's face it this thread is done for, time to jump ship
F1 will never, NEVER, live this down EVER.People will bring this up in 50 years.CRITICAL IZZAT DEFICIT
IT'S FUCKING OVER
What are they even waiting for? For them to fix their software issues?
>>158036367PS3 looks about as unimpressed as its possible to be
>>158036387oh anon it looks like you've posted this in f1 and not nrl! Embarrassing for you!
Easily the gayest “sport”
>>158036351If you have an older laptop you can install bazzite or something like this >>158036380 and try out some older games on it to see how it works for you.
>>158036401Claude is working on vibecoding new software right now, please have patience
>>158036393time for you to jump off a bridge
>>158036092WEC mogs the fuck out of boremula1
>Starting procedure suspendedSE ACABO
>>158036413inb4 they hit their weekly token limit
https://poal.me/4ogl5a
>>158036413>they didn't pay for fast mode
this was NOT worth waking up for
FIA vibe coding you can't make this fucking SHIT up
>that retarded arrow posting aussie is posting in the retard thread
>>158036416>BOP championship mogging charging championshipdont make me laugh. no motorsport but rallye can be taken seriously in modern times
According to Belgian TV some team principals were arguing start should be taken with the order in which they entered the pitlane, which delayed the second start
FIA had to train a new LLM with new parameters.
what kind of damage control will they use?
over
>>158036351/g/ is depressing, lots of AI shills.I use linux on one of my non gaming machines (kubuntu) and you still need to do some tinkering to make shit work.
>>158036369>>158036369>>158036369>>158036369
>>158036441>not attending Sunday masspost hands
DIE FIADIE FIADIE FIADIE FIADIE FIADIE FIA
>Sir, a drop of rain has crashed onto turn 2
Is F1 still in beta?
>>158036351>>158036409>>158036380>Three people recommended three different distroslinux sucks lmao
anons don't u seethis is a chance to do a generational hatewatch of this fraud sport
>>158036480why are you speaking german?
Inb4 VER penalty for leaving a gap to the safety car
THE FUCKING TRACK IS NOW DRYABSOLUTE KINO
>>158036401Literally, lmfao what a fucking joke
>>158036464"Your electric car randomly bricking itself is so road relevant"
SHIP FAST BREAK THINGSSNAILCATS BTFO
do it for those Japanese qts in the standsstart the race!
>>158036461Are we sure this is true and not the Walloon commentator being a retard again?
>>158036454At least BOP cars can drive when theres a droplet of water on the track
>>158036492BazziteCachyOS>SEAmonkey math>>158036496ve lost ze war
>>158036351My previous linux experience was from 20 years ago, but i switched to cachyos (yes yes, meme distro and AURshit) and almost everything just worked out of the box and the rest were pretty easy fixes. Installing took like 15 minutes, so might as well just try it anon.
>>158036497just give the entire fucking field a 10 sec penalty and call it a day
>everyone who moved to the retards early thread are dumb globo flagskwab at themKWAB AT THEM
>>158036499moisture sensors in the cars were triggers, no warranty, no refunds
>>158036440bros I think I might really like women
>>158036522Nah, only Verstappen.
>>158036478if I wanna talk to God I can do it 1 on 1
So back to slicks?
???????what the fuck are they waiting for?
>>158036528they call you the thread police
is this the most embarrassed f1 has been since that 2005 us gp at indy?
>>158036492>OH NO ARE THOSE CHOICES AND OPTIONS???? AAAAAAUUUAAAGH I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME JOGGERMAN
>>158036475NGL it's weird how shitty my AI search results still are while I'm seeing insane game mods being made in a matter of minutes.
idk i like the chaos and uncertainty>>158036461they should have cameras and mics there
i want to fuck a pancake-faced jungle chink, they seem so happy
>>158036503ghost of 2021 hungary >>158035231 >>158035238
I think it's nuts that Hamilton isn't allowed to start from pole when he already has such a large disadvantage
>>158035658does ferrari use thei's software?
>FOM can change car settings on the flyrigging not seen since fifa world cup 2022
>>158036440need a man that looks like this
>>158036492It is great for autistic computer nerds, if you are not that you should stick to mac or windows.
>>158036509yeah, but the championship isnt decided on the track, but in the room where BOP is decided
>>158036564>idly seething into the void on a sunday morningpeak german
>>158036534Japlaplaplaplaplap
grimi
>>158036548i don't think they realize how fucking embarrassing this shit is and all the dtsbabbies, instawhores and media&commentators are just gonna slurp it up
>>158036492If you get angry by having options, stay on windows, cattle.
This is such bullshit i am so angry for wasting my time.I was at the race track but this takes an eternity, so i am on my way home right now. Just arrived at the airport in Germany.
@claude can you please make the cars run better in the wet please, make the code good!
>1 hour elapsed>formation lap yet to be completed
We're not even gonna have a full race because natural light
>>158036587>>158036593lel
Can the fags at least give a ETA
>>158036577Same could be said about Androids. If you live in the west an own an Android, you're either poor or a turboautist.
>bulletproof vestDrama queen george..
Apparently this error was caused by someone taking a shit in Lewis Hamilton's car.[spoiler]it was me[/spoiler]
this is shit, post blue archive sluts instead
They're stalling because it turned out that the engines actually do not have a wet/inter functionality programmed in.
>all these software issues have been ironed out nowWHO ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING???????? DID WE WATCH A DIFFERENT FORMATION LAP?????
>everyones in the other threadits over
ruth with the hamilton 5head
even if we disregard the rain, how does fucking EVERYTHING take so long in f1? How are they so goddamn sloooooooooooow to get anything done or make any decisions?
>drumpf nuking Iran leading to F1 dying in 2026who had that on her bingo card?
>>158034987Does this mean Senna and Lauda were shitters?
>>158036594we are reaching chernobyl levels of "nothing is wrong, stop talking about it"fuck, i think in every facet of society that is the case. You cannot solve any problem because solving it would mean acknowledging it.And even in the 0.00001% of cases where a problem is acknowledged, the wrong solution will be chosen.
>>158036548Still AD21
>>158036625Masi was the last guy that was making decisions
>>158036622bruh you're in a RACE MEGATHREAD for a race that isn't happening
>>158036630one of those was
>>158036625there's a ton of suits arguing shit in backroomsf1 politics are insanea ton of the waiting time is due to that unironically
>>158036577>autistic computer nerdsOh yes, i bet those people recommending an immutable distro... so basically an Android system where you can't change shit and don't have to bother with anything... are autistic computer nerds.If a smartphone is too complicated for you, you have lower IQ than 99% of the population.
>>158036626Me he's a hero for killing the established order
>>158036612i use it because i hate ios
>>158036630how bout you tongue punch my fartbox cunt
>>158036636lol bongs still absolutely seething
This is getting old just drive already
Could've slept one more hour ffs
sex
>>158036351Do not use Ubuntu if you want to play games
>>158036636youre right, hamilton being allowed to cut the corner on lap 1 was still the biggest bullshit ive ever seen
dude theres no rain wtf are they doingare they just asking chatgpt if they can race these engines?
>>158036625They have to thoroughly analyze and consider every single option available to them so they can pick the single most retarded one and execute is as poorly as possible
Bring out the forbidden blue tires or start this shit immediately.
>>158036677with me?
>>158036680why?
BREAKING +++ BREAKING +++ BREAKINGAmx is taking a shitt. ServusTV
why aretheynotstrting
>>158036658You also like model trains and watching cars go in circles too right anon ;)
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKV8s NEXT FUCKING YEAR
they're dunking the cars in rice to dry them out. please be patient
start the race before i piss myself
>>158036694the track has been dry for 20-30 minutes by now
>>158036682They're pleading with ChatGPT to let them race the engines, because ChatGPT is calling the shots now.
>>158036681yes, im sure max not being in control had nothing to do with that, my fellow schizo retard
mood killerI don't even want to jerk off anymore
I am in this thread
>was hoping for a wet race this entire fucking season>this is the result of my wishes
>>158036612>in the westYou mean USA?
>>1580367132030 lmao
>>158036711i look at the state of f1 and no, i dont like watching cars go around in circles
>>158036696Are you a cute malaysian girl?
>>158036701Why did he do it?
>>158036733welcome to Dry Race only Racing
racing?
PLAYTHEVIDEO RACE>PLAY>THE>VIDEO RACEPLAYTHEVIDEO RACE>PLAY>THE>VIDEO RACE
>>158036612Android is more popular here because spending more than 400 euros on a fucking phone is retarded, and most of these types of people buy an expensive car as a status symbol instead.
>nobody cares about cars' technical details t. Domenicali
Crofty, please shut the fuck up
>>158036612you're retarded
>>158036742No but this could be us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDf6a69NHxA
FIA sent car software to all teams to install which stalls everythingt. ServusTVA YOKE
Claude please hurry with the code
>>158036770That includes the people who engineer them apparently
after all this you'll still have people pretend that this season is in any way legitimate
I am done with the sport
>>158036741>i dont like watching cars go around in circlesYou must be loving this race then
>FIA can literally turn a car off remotely interesting….
>>158036782>saars, please install teamviewer on your cars so we can get started please.
Hoping for an extra 20ish minute heavy shower delay so they cancel the race because it's too dark.
racing directors have ZERO respect to all of the formula 1 fans sitting in front of their displays all over the world and all the people who bought tickets and are waiting to watch the RACE this is ridiculous, they're doing more damage to the sport than not even 20 rb's internal dramas and horner affairs could ever dothey're allowed to race in active war zones, but not when there's some water on a race track
more flexible engineers will win this one
ynr the meme pics of Teslas etc. bricked on the streets installing software updateslollmaorofl
>female toiletsuhhh extremely problematic from bernie
Mike Krack on screen!
THEY DEPLOYED SOFTWARE UPDATESLMAO
>>158036800i wont acknowledge any result of this season has legitimate. In my eyes, everyone dnfed, dnsed, dsqed, whatever. none of this should be counted in future statistic
>Brundle: "I just want to get going now" I know
bernie is talkinglisten and learn
>>158036812please stop noticing o algo asi
This delay is great for Gasly. The other drivers will be sleepy while he'll be fully minded up.
According with Brazil TV, FIA is DOWNLOADING AN UPDATE for the cars.
>dry enough for slickskek
>>158036844fuck that old retard, he was all in on these new cars she Max was calling them shit
>>158036852Colapinto will fall asleep at turn 1 and crash him out
>ferrari, red bull, audi all affected>mercedes isn't cheats
Boutta pass out
>RACE WILL START AT 16:33>RACE WILL START AT 16:33
STARTS IN 10 MINUTESHERE WE FUCKING GO
>>158036880>mercedes can just ignore the FIA softwareinteresting
>>158036880>Not running custom firmware
>>158036841ngl you sound like an anxious sissy, very effeminate
>>158036867>>158036859
10 MINUTES>>158036880SHUT IT DOWN
>>158036880stop noticing now
>>158036880It ain't called FIAMG for no reason.
>that cheeky wink to the camera
>>158036888for a second i thought you meant our 16:33. I wouldnt have been surprised lmfao
33 PAST THE HOUR 33 PAST THE HOUR 33 PAST THE HOUR 33 PAST THE HOUR 33 PAST THE HOUR JUST FUCKING START GO GOGO GO GO HAVE THEM RUN AND JUMP INTO THE BOLIDS AND RACEEEEE
>people paid 750$ to sit on wet grass while they watch jews install windows updates
This is an all-time slurper, nearly as bad as Belgium 2021
never seen this much cucked bullshit in my life before
how many deaths on lap 1?
>>158036652Yep typical linux fanboy>Everyone should use linux>If you can't be bothered with basic shit like terminal commands you are a retard>Huh why nobody use linux it is da bestYou need to accept the average joe is simply not the target audience. I like the level of control and the figuring stuff out linux gives you, but I would never recommend it to a non-technical person.
>>158036929
>>158036880OY VEY
INB4 TIMED RACE BECAUSE DARKNESSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158036928this is alot worse than belgium because you could argue that for belgium there was a real safety excuse
>>158036923one in a lifetime experience
This is terrible but F1 needed this kick in the teeth. Hopefully this reputation damage gets Demonicalli fired
>>158036844whats the name of this youtube channel ?
>>158036972nothing ever happens. the solution to this is 100% electric engines as the problem is hybrids
>300 posts in the early threadwe should rape and bun at the stakes "people" who make early threads just because they want feel special that it's their thread people are posting inwhat the fuck do i move there or what
>>158036982The Gayce
>>158036940MacOS is the best OS for normies tbqh
he looked at the sky, like in 2012
>>158036995>the solution to this is 100% electric enginesimagine the dead silence
>>158036972anon, absolutely nothing will happen and they will just memoryhole the whole thing and act like the race was great. All the redditors and other social media retards will slurp it up and nothing will change.
>>158036995no one will accept it but formula E has consistently been more fun to watch than F1 for years now
>>158036972If anything it will get Brazil replaced with another desert race
when did hamilton hire his white slave again?
sunset in 2h35min
>>158037015cheeky p11
F1 GP of israel
>>158037017peroperoperoperopero
>>158036972It's all part of the jewish agenda. All they do is destroy
>>158037017okay, time to jerk it
>>158037023yeah, because its all shitters that drive there, so naturally its entertaining
>>158037019There will be a lot of "overtakes" from the battery shithousery and it will be claimed as an amazing race - wow what drama, they had to delay the start because of monsoon conditions and then we had 6000000 overtakes. Can't wait to watch this on the next drive to survive!
AUSTRALIA MENTIONED
I hope they add this to Motorsport Manager 2
>>158036972they are going to rig the race to be the most epic awesome sauce thing in the world now watch how many times lewis and max yoyo off each other while FIA adjusts the knobs remotely it will be like fricking 2021
Is this the biggest joke in f1 since US GP 2006?
>>158037037like in the movie 300, we will fight in darkness
I want to kill someone
what did they mean by this?
yjk the FIA has already warned drivers and teams about any negative comments post-race
>>158037059We can fix this by letting Dan Ticktum race in F1
>>15803700390% of the flags are globo flagsits to be expected.
>>1580370702006 was fine
>>15803707005*
>>158037087fairly sure that's part of the rulebook already
My bet is 40 laps
>>158037061god i hate the fact that you're 100% right
we were robbed from a wet raceand i used this red flag period to jerk it, just letting you know
finnbro, do you regret not going for a comfy autumn bike ride?
We gonna have a sprint then
HAMILTON ON SOFTSCHUCK ON SOFTSAMX ON INTERSIT IS OVER
>lec on slicks on damp trackinb4 sbinalla
>cuck with softsgg lmfao
>McLarens on slicksThere it is, slicks are the wrong tyre
>ferraris on softskek
total turn 1 death
>both rraris with softs>Norris with medjumsoh boy
what?
>>158037003interesting that all generals i lurk happened have this rule of>wait till image limit or page 9/10while there are also generals with chimps from>bump limit? QUICK NEW ONE
good morning everyone happy race
jesus christ what a fucking shit show
PLACE YOUR BETSWHO DIES FOR REAL
>Slicks everywhereBernd out within 3 laps.
GASEOSOFF
alright which of the slicks runners bin it first
>>158037185hopefully narb
>>158037070Still doesn't beat Belgium 2021, everyone forgets it because we basically didn't race.
>>158037193Hadjar
lap 1? Wtf? I thought this was the formation lap?
IT'S DANGEROUS
>>158037195he's dead inside
if tif the inters are 5 sec faster poer, which they look like, max would only need 4 lapsyeah, inters inters intersFUCK ALO ON MEDS
>>158037181gm :D
Imagine doubting Hannah
>adding another lap to dry the trackRIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG
They're going to cancel the start
What a shitshow
This is ominous...
>it's dangerousthat's it, stop the starting procedure
It's dry now
>STANDING START>STANDING START>STANDING START>STANDING START
i forgot, standing or running start?
he almost died *prayer*thinking about bianchi and pinarello and stuff
10 cars out within the first two lapsBORALOOCO
fucking finally
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This is a disaster
>lap 2>standing start????????????????????????
STANDING STARTSTANDING STARTSTANDING STARTSTANDING STARTSTANDING START
i will forgive them if we get a funny podiumlike ALO 3rd
>>158037271Aquaplaning on slicks is no joke.
Closest to last two digits dies
Congratulations to Max for the win
time for some kino
lets all pray that hamilton crashes on the first corner
Standing start is going to be a fucking mess. McLarens are on slicks and its too wet
ngl this could be kino lads
perez starts in his places or from pitlanes?? id drivers could have changed the tires wqith no penal they all should have put inters
>>158037175every oldfag general i have been part of uses page 9 rulejust go look at /jp/ if they havent been kicked out of there. catalog is just 1/3 vtumor threads because the board is so slow when its not the fags who make a new thread at 750 for each of their spam threads.
look at that slow pitstop for perez, what a waste. they could have used that to check how fast they could do it
Lets just use this >>158036144>>158036144>>158036144
>poostry
>first lap out the pits behind sc is lap 1>standing start at lap 2directors don't even know what they're doing
Jesus fucking christ
Why was there a safety car for a standing start?
time for some oldskool carnage
>>158037175we used to be a proper general
>>158037330he needs it
haha time for some disasterkino
>>158037329you calm downand die
>>158037321pitlane exit is closed, so pitlane
>slicksferrari brain>>158037329fuck off
MERCEDES WINSLOL
it's already over
FIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMGFIAMG>FIAMG
Fucking HELL
Mercedes firewall saves the dayenjoy your "software updates" rest of the teams lmao
LAWGODLAWGODLAWGOD
HOLY ULTRA LAME
i would think that the starting procedures and rules are in need of reform
Interesting strategies
i waited 2 hours for this shit
OH NO NO NO
lolmax
>they updated the software without testing>they test in production
>Ferrari
>20 seconds lost alreadyTop kek
LMAOOOO
SAI P6ALB P7
>>158037406they must keep inventing or they will dierain? slicks.dry? inters.safety car? stay outkeep? inventing
nah inters, more that pitstop faster per lapfuck this shit
>>158037410So the safety car doing a second lap for no reason gave everyone a free pitstop..
Ferrari humiliation ritual
>>158036880i hate this "sport" so much it's unreal
Au revoir sharl
Not quite the VER HAM duel I was looking forward to.
>-15>-18Operation Spaghetti Regretti again.
I LOVE FERRARI
i am so over these fucking faggot clownsthey need to fire everyone in the whole ferrari f1 race department, and replace them with the WEC outfit.
>tfw tifosi
what is ferrari doing...
>ham -15>lec -18so it happened AGAIN
>start on slicks in the wet>stay out until you lose 35s>lose another 25s in the pitsLMAO
>>158037500Ferrari things.
>YOU THINK THAT'S A SMART THING TO DO?
Alpissbros it's fucking overGoing to bed
>slick when wet>inter when dry
>hamilkek
Thank fuck PS3 was smart enough to pit, too bad McLaren were too retarded to start him on the inter
YOU ARE ALREADY 1 PITSTOP BEHIND THE LAST INTER RUNNER
Let's go gambling!
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>Lapped on 6th lap
AMD AMX
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>>158037499Not being a Ferrari fan is the best thing about modern F1. Sometimes the only good thing.
>>158037537it's not a stupid thing to consider, the inters will start to drop off rapidly soon
>Shamilton losing 15 seconds per lapYou love to see it.
i want amx to murder the mercs if i cant have ferrari podium
RUSLEL ABSOLUTELY MOGGED
Sharl making good progress after pitting. The charge starts now.
>>158037576They can pit and still be 30 seconds clear from slick shitters
LH44bros...
>race started>both this thread and the retarded one slow now/f1/ likes its drama
AMX
Even Perez in the fucking Cadillac has a pitstop margin on Norris
>>158037593>progressWhen people on slicks are losing 15 seconds or more per lap, it ain't progress.
>>1580375614th* we had 2 formation laps>>158037576nono, its now the only thing they can do, they are only losing a few seconds per lap now, so in no time the dry will be fasterbut if the inter runners are have to make the call at the right time all of them will be ahead of the dry runners
now Sharl will need to pit again and go right to the back
>>158037593>>158037554>>158037526It's lehamilchuck's time
>>158037593you know that charles has to pit again, right? he is the last driver
I was forecast a rapidly drying track.
W E I R D
death to m*rcedes as alwaysespecially now
>>158037640with 90%+ humidity monsoon season? Yeah, right.
>humid conditions>drivers surprised the track isn't drying quicklyHow do all these guys have the memory of a goldfish? This always happens in these misty conditions, you need direct sunlight for it to dry out.
dubs and max wins
>>158037640haarp is offlineAMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
>>158037653>guys have the memory of a goldfishracing drivers are retarded
>>158037640fia weather machine tech is imperfect, harder to rig the weather in merc's favour
kinda fucked up no one crashed btw
>>158037680>Totally not Cheatcedes
interbros, it's over>kwabby
>Safety carfuck off
>>158037688Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>158037688you were saying
>they keep playing cheer.wav over the yoyo racingmy sides
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>butt>ass
lmaoooooo
>free stop for Antonelli right at the crossover where slicks are quickerHow lucky can this prick be?!
>>158036503>>158036563
>>158037710>Free pit for slicks>Track is still too wetDamned if you do, damned if you don't.
and just like that the race will become a slurper
bottas more like mercedes international assistanceass
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The result of Hamilton's gamble:
>bottas appearing out of nowhere in the gravelthat was a kino shot
>two-wide in the pit exitfucking stroll lmao
>>158037727Norris was matching the inter runners before Bottas Bottas'd himself. It is slick time
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>>158037742Masterful gambit mr. Larbalestier
>>158037760even so you're still a huge cuck
>>158037760someone make a proper thread so the globos can stay in their containment
>>158037750>It is slick timeUntil somebody hits a curb and it's Bernd time again.
>>158037782thanks for volunteering
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