You laughed. Didn’t you..
Is Mahomes mountain not on Tuesday anymore?
>>158080381I did
>>158080382It is. They had the day off last week for soccer or some shit.
67 years of Bills football and the only two QBs you've ever had worth talking about are Josh Allen and Jim Kelly, both in Canton until the sun burns up the Earth
>>158080377Look it’s just a shame the Jags and KC won’t play each other this year because it is a dead end matchup for the choofs. We can talk shit until the cows come home but you’re not making it out of wild card weekend so it’s irrelevant.
If 49 year old tom Brady unretired today he’d be a top 8 QB. How has it gotten this bad?
>>158080395Looking at that list, it could be much, much worse. Even just in the division. Jets and Dolphins each have one guy
>bears turned down mahomes-3 superbowls>caleb is a fraud, if they could have started a white QB they would have won last year-4 superbowls
>>158080395Everyone loves Fitzmagic
>>158080411He’s right. Any random cracker could be doing what Caleb is doing. I hope Chicago is smart enough not to pay him the top dollar he is going to ask for eventually.
kekking at raiderpacos
>>158080419Kek they have no choice but to stay with him, he's a zesty bottom buckAnd he beat green gay so the leadhead short sidedness kicks in
Why is no one talking about the Seahawks? Did everyone forget they won the SB last year?
Shedeur Simian
BREAKING: The Seahawks have decided NOT to sign veteran RB Joe Mixon to their practice squad after he underwent a physical for the teamMixon, who missed the entire 2025 season with an undisclosed foot injury, will remain a free agent.The deal is OFF X(via Adam Schefter)
Ronaldo lost
>>158080426Rough, they will probably end up firing Ben Johnson when he’s unable to win an owl with the homosexual quadroon after a few years.
>>158080426>sidedness
>>158080430As a 49ers fan, I'm just waiting for Sunday.
Friendly reminder the bears haven't beaten a non divisional opponent in the playoffs in 16 years.Everyone else in the jester guild has in the past ~3
>>158080430I respect them for sure. They’ve been a little quiet but they definitely still look good and could easily find themselves in the owl again. I do think winning it will be harder for them this year tho
>>158080430Yes
Who "wins" the first tankb owl of the season?
>>158080454Texans will win but it won’t be pretty. Or if they don’t it is very, very over for them.
buy the dip!
Texans are making the playoffs
>>158080447They haven’t beaten a non-division opponent or a team with a winning record in the playoffs since 2006.
>>158080460Absolutely not and you should be happy about it, I can’t imagine the bloodbath no matter who you’d plag
>>158080463damn 2 decades nowVery grim, maybe burrsfags decided to focus on green gay as a cope.We all know Detroit raped and gaped them last year
>>158080454Texans. Texans are mid but keep blowing it in key moments. Titans are straight up terrible
Ben Johnson saved my life
I remember some asspained anon in here screaming and wailing that I was a dumb chud for pointing out Jayden Daniels, like RG3, is a dual threat QB that Washington traded up to take second overall and that his career would end short because he can’t stop getting himself hurt.Where’s that faggot now?
>>158080458Stroud is not good
>Saints fans fell for the first two weeks>again
You say something white boi?
>>158080432My niners should pick him up. They need more injury prone guys.
Bears Jags owl, who says no?
JA-RED GOFFJA-RED GOFF
Why don’t 49er games get taken over by opposing fans like chargers and rams games do?
>>158080510Chicago’s defense
Did everyone miss the part where the vikings shut down the bears?>but their backups are good against bad teamsand they're going away game after next and the fraud comes back
>>158080518They are statically a top 3 defense in the league.
>>158080505Yeah, how many times are you going to post this
Is there a worse QB draft class in history than last year’s? 2013 is about to lose its crown.>Scam Worthless>Hackson Shart>Dildo Gaybriel>Shedookie Shambles
>>158080528does not pass the eye test
>>158080516Because San Francisco has actual soul unlike Los Angeles.
>>158080442>>158080455chikaner is ESL, please understand
>>158080524Yeah, but it was raining, so it doesn’t count.
RIP 49ers. Enjoy your last few days basking in the Golden Aura of Undefeatedness
>>158080516Because who the fuck wants to travel to Santa Clara? Also the Rams and Chargers simply don't have fans.
>>158080537Brady put up 59 points once in rain
>sidenessOH ALEJANDRO CHIKANER
>>158080505Baker will never forgive you for what you did to his hand
>>158080375Did you watch the game against the Eagles? Rams are not going to the superbowl
>MUHH HECIN POWER RANKINGS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS
>>158080546santa clara is nicer than LAnot as nice as SD though
>>158080539This is a downside for the general, because Chiefs fans will then start posting that they won the bye, since they’re either the only undefeated team left or they and the fraud Vikings are.
how do we fix him?
>I can't win when it matters but muh stats saybears:cubsvikings:white sox
>>158080510>panthers>good defenseBy what fucking metric?
>>158080567That last one is a completely illegitimate, made up stat.
>>158080567Do you think he’s playing the scene in his mind where Android 16’s head talks to Gohan when he looks at his helmet like this?
>>158080567He is going to die on the field in London on Sunday, no worries
>>158080576No. It’s real. My bust rate is 100%. Usually within the first minute.
>>15808051649ers have fans
>>158080516Not when they're competitive but I remember it was taken over by Cowboys fans one year when the Niners we're bad
>Breathin Farts
Reminder that haaland proves NFL players would destroy in soccer if we cared. He's literally the same build as gronk just on a cut
>>158080573There is only a sample size of 4 games. The Falcons game where they held them to 3 and then the way the Falcons have produced on offense afterwards is probably doing some heavy lifting in the averages.
>>158080539I'm enjoying it fr. Just hope we can sneak in via wildcard like last year. Hopefully this time we have most of the injured players back but I know that's too much to ask
>>158080581you tell me
>>158080432Dang his body must be fucked up beyond doubt
Who's winning the NFC South?
>>158080601>haaland>isn't actually dutch???
>>158080613This nigga got gout. No cure
>>158080614Probably the Panthers again. Who, if they're lucky, will get to the divisional round. Then they'll be unlucky and pay Bryce Young, be locked into him for the next 3-5 years, and be no better than they were before they paid him.
Ok but Ronaldo lost and Messi won
>>15808059649ers also do the same to the cowboys
>>158080614Hotlanta
Trevor Lawrence picked up right where he left off last season and very much looks like an MVP candidate; he ranks in the top 10 in several statistical categories, including third in touchdown rate, and he's more accurate than ever before. Watching him throw lasers over the middle of the field is about as good of quarterback play as you'll seeThe offense is top-10 in both success rate and explosive play rate
>>158080625Who?
what do you even do to stop this
>Bucs on SNF week 9Oh nononononoWho's getting flexed in for that mess?
Why does the firstie era of soccer make brown people so angry? Their marketing campaign heros went out as cheating crying botchesPlus hated MAGA cucked their Christ figure from them and caused all of south america to go chud (nationalism got Milei elected)We have now geosportlitically conquered south America, Brazil is electing an American puppet!
kek too easy
kek you lost the election for the most important Latin American country
>>158080497He's been playing well
Nigger HC immunity
>>158080499>>158080505At least I can find solace in knowing that my Saints will be ending the Vikuck's undefeated streak on Sunday.
>>158080614When in doubt go with the elite qb.
>>158080650>falcons have 3 primetime games in a rowWhy the fuck.
Ronaldo lost tho
>>158080627Wasn’t this picture debunked as fake?
>>158080627niners fans will still act like this is their superbowl btw
>>158080677Bijan is the most exciting rb in the nfl and probably the next great hof rb. I say this as a panther fan
>>158080533I think Dart is good but even then yeah that’s only 1 good QB which is awful
>that guy who posts haaland and mbappe must be a Ronaldofag o algodumb brown raped mexicansDeeply sports colonized by hated europeans who cuck their players from them
>>158080669Not like the $70 million/yr quarterback he thinks himself to be.
>>158080691I don't know how you can say that when the Niners have been in several bowls and NFCCGs in the past decade and a half while the Cowboys can't get past the divisional round.
>Nick Wright said K9 would be the most impactful move of the offseasonNow the entire media is saying this.>Nick Wright called Trevor Lawrence: the Prince that was promisedNow the entire media is saying "this is the Trevor we expected from college" which is another way of saying the prince that was promised......
Ronaldo lostMessi won
>>158080702Get your dogshit “sport” into one of your daycare rooms
>>158080614Falcons pretty clearly
>>158080677If the Falcons had shit the bed on Thursday night against Green Gay they would've flexed us out of Sunday Night Football. But yeah the opposite occurred and now it's the Coons who are doing the bootyblasting.
>>158080713wow, i love jews now
>>158080722They can't beat the panthers.
>>158080646
>>158080713>4 weeks into the seasonI'll say he was right if we reach the end of the seasonal and shit's still sweet.
>im supposed to believe in a 5'9" qb
>>158080677based on the 2 primetime dickings they've dished out I must conclude that they're a good team or elite primetime risers
>>158080670Why is the NFL media now saying his seat is hot? It's his 2nd year and he took over the biggest shitshow in sports.
>>158080745kek
>>158080395Was a rough Sunday. Bills lose to the pats, and then the chiefs win and go undefeated and will likely be 5-0 since their next game is against the Chargers.
>>158080754>5'9"So tired of people spouting this bullshit. Bryce is 5'10".
We Dat is pretty funny
>>158080760>supposed to turn around bad team>team is bad again>coach repeats the exact same issues as the past two coaches>team still looks badi've seen this story before but no, he is "immune" to being considered a bad coach.
>Josh Allen>in Canton
>had 50 years to do something around the stadium
Will this happen every time the raiders lose?
>>158080760The Jets are so bad Robert Saleh was an abject failure over there and absolutely no one held it against him. He got a head coaching job 1 year after being fired. There really is no downside to coaching the Jets other than wasted time.
>>158080790>does it literally the moment they lose both teams
>>158080760Because if you've watched the Jets, you'd know he's in over his head and it's better to rip the bandaid off now rather than wait.
Stop discussing soccer in my genny
I'm ugly, fat, disgusting, and deserve to be killed.
>>158080801Robert Saleh is bad on the titans also. He's an assistant. it still is hilarious that instead of actually just admitting he sucked after year two losing six straight, they kept him, trade for Rodgers and then play to the exact same 7-10 record. you can't fix stupid teams.
guess playing for BJ and the burrs makes you want to retire early
I won
Dem vanilla milk shakes from micky dees be slappin so hard brosslap the bussy clean off your face boy, oowee
is (you)r team on fraud watch, anon?
I should've made a survivor pool for the general. Would've been way more interesting and fun than a standard pick em.
>>158080801>>158080804But this guy was the most in-demand assistant coach around when he was hired. This was a no-brainer type hire. How can they be so wrong so many times? Who is making these hiring decisions?
>Shough is married to a woman>but he likes to get peggedwhere does that put him in the sexuality spectrum?
>>158080754Why don't they just give him stilts?
>>158080819don't say that
>>158080841That's my quarterback.
>>158080819Bakey…
>>158080820As a niners fan I wish these dogshit teams would stop poaching him. Hopefully when he crashes and burns again in Tennessee the niners get him back and he'll have so much stink on him no one will want him as a head coach again. Then we have a DC for life we know is top tier.
>>158080841101% straight
>>158080426Lmao retard
>>158080840>"But this guy was the most in-demand assistant coach around when he was hired"Ben Johnson and Liam Coen were far more in demand. Glenn was begging for a job since 2021's coaching cycle and he was only considered by the Saints before Campbell picked him as lions DC.>How can they be so wrong so many times? Who is making these hiring decisions?A very retarded WASP who has never won shit in his life, and a nepo-baby position who doesn't know jack shit and ass about football.
>>158080820Saleh wasn't that bad. He created an elite defense but they could never figure out the offense, particularly qb play, despite having some ok talent. That baby faced dude was complete ass and rodgers wasn't much better, though he's good at disguising his shit play so he doesn't look that bad statistically. You can tell he was making an impact because their defense completely collapsed when they fired him. That whole situation felt like bad luck more than an indictment on his coaching. Why he chose to go to the same exact kind of situation with the tits confounds me
>>158080840Ben Johnson was the most in demand. I don't understand why there was any hype for Glenn as a head coach be wasn't even a good DC.
>>158080841There's nothing more high test than getting fucked in the ass. The prostate is an erogenous zone. Only beta males would denigrate such a thrilling sexual experience.
>>158080840>2nd year first round QB on a bad team>hires a defensive head coachDefensive head coaches shine with veteran QBs and a competent coordinator. Seahawks are a good example. Darnold isn't elite, but he is a veteran in a great system with great weapons supplemented by an incredible defense. You don't throw a green as grass rookie under a defensive head coach. You give him an egghead offensive mind to scheme shit for him. It's why Brady and Belicheck were so dominant. Brady practically ran the offense and let Belicheck run the defense.
unfortunate time to hold such a promotion
>>158080860Raheem Morris is doin alright man, more than alright tbhwy
The age of "leaders of men" coaches is over. If your team hires one then they are fucked.
>>158080884Another vanilla milkshake pls
>>158080860Saleh is literally the best defensive coordinator and the worst head coach to imagine. Dude looks overwhelmed the moment you tell him to coach a team. Bad catch phrases, bad situational awareness, abysmal clock management, the usual. You cannot copy the niners as a team.>>158080870No he was bad. He was great on defense true, but as a coach he was bad. His entire situation fell apart once LaFleur was thrown the ire from Elijah Moore and the "race to twenty" comment he made against the Raiders. The same issues on the Jets are seen with the Titans coaching job, only this time with even more former scraps.
>>158080841My problem with being pegged is that the penis is plastic and not real. If my girl was going to fuck my ass, I’d want her to have a real cock that’d stiffen and twitch and eventually fill me with her baby batter
>>158080886Oh he's doing fine, but I know the niners will lose him eventually if this keeps up. Best case scenario they lose him at the end of next year, Saleh is fired midway through next year, and beginning of 2 years from now the niners swoop him back up.
>>158080923Bolt up, by the way.
>>158080923CHIEFS KINGDOM
>>158080927What makes you think morris will get a second hc opportunity? He wasn’t highly touted the first time around
>>158080516Their stadium is bad
>>158080561>Santa Clara is nicer than LAlmao
>>158080912He had the most successful Jets run in a decade and was 2-3 when they fired him which caused them to immediately tank. I'm not saying he was perfect and he was clearly learning on the job but he was treading water despite the bad circumstances. The tits appear to be trending in a similar way as their defense is steadily improving while getting nothing from the offense, but it's still tbd
>>158080876because Aaron Glenn once wore a jets uniform in the 90's and was on a bad team that turned it around! it was literally the most retarded marketing, and somehow they used an outside firm for the hire cycle. they somehow managed to fuck that up because nobody with a brain wants to work for a meddlesome owner who involves his nepo-baby son into things and keeps around dinosaurs from two decades in their scouting office. Things are bad when the Browns and Raiders are starting to fix their shit, and the Jets can't figure out play action still.
if the bears somehow lose to green gay they will be so demoralized they'll lose the next several games>they have to start the fraud against the falcons>seahawks 2 weeks after thatnevermind, they're probably going to lose even if they win kek
>>158080938Because some dogshit team will make a dogshit decision and remain dogshit before, during, and after his eventual tenure. These guys always get a few swings as a head coach before they get relegated to the Coordinator for life position.
>>158080841>>158080865>mfw a girl sticks a finger in my bum while giving me headDon't knock it till you try it bros
The Jets are going to give the whole franchise and all of their picks to Tomlin. Those sorry bastards.
can we finally stop pretending that QBs need to be 6'2" or taller to be good
>>158080952be very real that was a fluke. i can remember 2022 very well and they faced nothing but backup QB after backup QB alongside getting injured to hell and back. Instead of building off that season, they doused it in gasoline with Rodgers. They also picked a garbage pass rusher over JSN, which will never make sense. Please just stop. I hate talking about that team. >>158080977At least Minecraft Mike can say no. They will then pivot to Spags or Nagy and then the cycle begins again.
When did you realize that all modern QBs suck? >b-but Allen!>b-but Mahomes!No. They all suck. All of them.
>when even manlets get to clown on you
If you’re a man and have enjoyed anyone at all sticking something in your ass you are 100% homosexual without question. Literally no better than a bug chaser
>>158080988When Phillip Rivers came in and almost beat the Seahawks last year
>>158080988?
>>158080988they said this when marino, montana, young and elway were all retiring too btw
>>158080970This was the Jags like 4 years ago. Crazy how much coen actually makes them a good team.
>>158081007Is there an elite qb play in this webm?
>>158081002>almost
Newsflash having a Jewish succubus demon gf suck your soul out will make you bad at football. Who would have thought.
>quarterbacks are all bad!>team with no quarterback is undefeatedyeah i'm thinking it's the KANGZ year
>>158081001Ronaldobros..
>>158081007Meme scramble into dance. Black QB behaviour.
>>158080927True, hope Morris sticks around tho
>>158081029some shit teams get off to hot starts literally every year. It's a marathon not a race
>5-5 pats (give or take a win)>1-9 chargers (give or take a win)This shit's getting flexed out too.
>>158081076All-Pro Amarius Mims :)
Real funny seeing fans who cried about stats being bullshit last year now scrambling to use stats to prove they're going to win.
>>158080988They're all benefiting from ridiculous rulesets designed to make them score. People act as though the "dynamic dual threat quarterback" is something that was discovered yesterday when in reality it's just a result of every protection imaginable making it possible. The reason why everyone used to be a big armed gunslinging statue is because if you ever left the pocket, you'd be absolutely fucking destroyed.
So, I am a whiteboi as I assume most of /nfl/. I understand that as a whiteboi my two whiteboiest QBs would be TLaw and Brock Purdy. Who do my fellow whitebois think would be a better winner of the owl?
>>158081107The Lombardi Trophy is rightful Darnold clay.
can someone who knows ball explain to me why the seahawks are favored over the niners?
>>158081107Ryback
>>158081139Birds are an inherently more powerful concept than numbers.
What record will the Vikings finish with? My guess is 6-11
>>158080803Jackson county would only be doing this if they thought for some reason that Clark Hunt was going to bail on his plans. What gives why do this now?
>>158081139Niners DLine is horrible, Seahawks Defense is pretty good, niners weapons and defensive players dropping like flies, and the game will pretty much rely on how well Purdy plays against a defense that held him to 6 combined points over the last 2 games they played. The Niners have been playing really well, especially since they beat the Broncos by 2 possessions, but the Seahawks are at home and the defending champs with a 3-1 record. They deserve to be favored.
Sean McVay
Seahawks lost to a backup QB
>>158081139nobody understands why the niners are good as a whole and their defense in particular is suspect
>>15808115810-7, make the playoffs, get bumped in the first round.
SAY BRYCE DUNG AGAINFUCKOS
Bryce Dung
>>158080395The patriots also have literally one guy and he happens to be the best player in league history so he completely blinds you to the shittiness that is the bradyless pats
>>158081181>a defense that held him to 6 combined points over the last 2 games they playedwerent the niners decimated with injuries though? i mean much moreso than they are now
Kangz got em seething?
>>158081107Trevor could win the owl but Purdy stands no chance. He couldn't beat the Chiefs with a super team so how can he beat them without one?
>>158081194backup quarterbacks can be better than your starting quarterback, look at the bears
>>158080375>BearsTHEY BEAT THE FUCKING JETS, CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>158081216it's a day that ends in Y, so yes
>>158081210Yes. But the injuries then and now are similar. Bosa's out, Juzyck is out, half of their receivers are out, Mykel Williams is out. They're certainly healthier now than they were in the divisional round, and I don't think they'll lose by 38, but they're certainly behind the 8 ball. Fully healthy I'd still say they're a coin flip.
>>158081076I don't know how to read this :(
When do the Vikings play a real team?
>>158080426>short sidednessIt's sighted
>>158081107Trevor bringing a superb owl to small market duval will solidify the decision to put a team in Jacksonville in the NFL the storyline write themselves
>>158081240ok, i feel like you know ball. thanks
>>158081258its a doggy dog world
>>158081262The only wild card in this game is Purdy's apparently better play. I don't know if the niners will be able to rely on their defense with absolutely no pass rush, so the Seahawks are gonna be able to score a fair amount. They held up against the Broncos well enough, but the Seahawks are a different story. If Purdy is this the MVP frontrunner he's been through 4 weeks of football, then they can win it. And if the win off the back of Purdy playing great, that would really shock me.
How will football fags cope with the fact that the legendary band System Of A Down wrote their best song about basedball and not your shit sport
>>158081300>Old School Hollywood>their best songLol
>>158081300I cry myself to sleep once a week being reminded of this horror.
spee jannies tongue my anus
the fuck happened to sauce gardner. he actually looks like he's regressed tremendously since becoming a colt.
>Jayden's coming backCan we turn this season around Redskin bros?
>>158081323He hasn’t been great since his first two seasons, but you’re right. He went from a good corner to a shit corner since the trade. The Jets fleeced the Colts on those 2 1sts.
>>158081300>boomer rock
>>158081300by freaking out and punching myself in the head
>>158081296If Caleb didn't get injured Bears win that game easily
>>158081371>ifLOL
>>158081249top right - OT win solo, put on island by teambot right - OT lose solo, still put on island by teamtop left - OT wins solo, team wastes help on himbot left - OT lose solo, team wisely gives them help
>>158081287i know the seahawks look sloppy but they have scored 30+ points in the last 3 games which is something they havnt done since 2020
>>158081371great we'll update the standings then
>>158081381You want an m&m?
>>158081371caleb is worse than both backupshe's a liability, not an asset
>>158081404sry no, just had some pasta
>>158081384This is what scares me. The absolute lack of any pass rush is what plagued the niners last year. They were dead last in sacks. I suppose it was incredible they got as far as they did with no pass rush, but I can feel a part 3 coming on from what happened twice last year. The Seahawks defense stifles them, and even if the niners are lucky enough to hold the Seahawks to a low score, it just won't matter because the offense can't get going.And that where Purdy is the wild card. He seems to have taken a big jump from last year to this year, and if it's not a flash in the pan over a 4 game stretch, he can be the difference maker in this game. Even if it's a team that shut him down twice before, it's a defense he should know by now and know what to expect. People may forget but the niners lost the first one 13-3. They were 11 points away from being the #1 seed last year.
the bears were literally about to score on the play Caleb popped his bussy. The vikings are not good and trying to clown caleb while starting that manlet is peak irony
‘He was violent. He exploded’: NFL pro Tyreek Hill’s ex-wife testifies to alleged abuseMIAMI (Court TV) — Football star Tyreek Hill sat in court on Tuesday as his ex-wife took the stand to testify about abuse she alleges she suffered during their marriage."Before the wedding, the couple had not signed any prenuptial agreement, but one month after the ceremony, Hill began pushing for her to sign a postnuptial agreement, Vaccaro testified Tuesday. “He was just angry every time he brought it up, it was like we can never have a civilized conversation, it just ended up being a whole argument,” she said. The proposed agreement, Vaccaro’s attorney said, contained a clause that specified she would receive only $1 for any claims of emotional damage or harm."
>>158081418No seriously! You should have an m&m! They’re really good!
>>158081470>Active domestic violence allegations He's back, Chiefs Kingdom.
yeah but Ronaldo lost
green gay lol
bears with backups starting : 2-0bears with gayleb starting: 1-1
>>158081518Caleb systembabby confirmed.
I accidentally took a 2 hour nap in my car and nobody at work noticed.
>>158081468Vikings' season is over in less than 3 weeks lmao
>>158081525A systembaby who's the worst in the system out of 3 options evenyou could slot 75% of the league in the bears instead of gayleb and they'd do bettermaybe more
>>158081470Getting married in his position without a prenup is gross negligence. He would have been better off getting an annulment a month in if he was already regretting it. Postnups are far less effective in court.
The best thing about this season is that there are no faggy super team bullshit. This superbowl ring will be earned with merit and not faggotry.
>>158081468if the vikings aren't good then why weren't the bears already winning
Raiders lost
Quite elite I must say.
>>158081559they collapse anytime the weather is slightly bad even though they play in a cold rainy snowy shithole
>>158081559because football is 60 mins with a ton of variables that sometimes allow worse teams to beat better teams. Happens many times every year. Welcome to the nfl
>>158081569not hard to stunt on the jesterguild, the rest of the league does it on a regular basis
Hysterical people are calling the single most physically gifted QB in the NFL a system baby. Whatever helps you cope I guess
>>158081562So it seems, so it seems.
>>158081549>>158081552Good timing
>>158081582chaos makes the games ugly beautiful>>158081569elite poise
>>158081562I'm mad the Chiefs played with their food and gave them a moral victory. Then the entire media proceeded to regurgitate the narrative that the raiders spiritually won.
>*scores 19.6x more points than ben johnson's greatest offense of all time in the same "poor quality" conditions*
Messi won
>>158081597Oh my god I care about this! Shit everybody cares about! Shit everybody cares about!
>ELITEChiefsSeahawksJaguars49ers>GREATBillsRamsRaidersRavens>VERY GOODBearsBroncosPanthersFalcons>GOODVikingsColtsBengalsPatriots>MEHLionsBrownsGiantsCowboys>BADPackersSaintsSteelersCommanders>VERY BADJetsEaglesCardinalsTexans>HORRENDOUSChargersBuccaneersTitansDolphins
>>158081613This but unironically
Why do the Vikings cause so much seethe?
>>158081619The Broncos would booty blast the Raiders.
Caleb wonMessi won
>>158081625bearsfags can't handle the kangz being the top of mount lead
>it's hard to take too much away given the opponents. The Colts' two wins have come against the Texans without Nico Collins (about as lifeless an offense as there is) and the Commanders without either of their top two quarterbacks. Jayden Daniels (elbow) was already out, and Marcus Mariota (knee) left after two series. But hey, they all count, and after nine straight losses dating back to last season, the Colts will certainly take two wins
How long can johnson keep him benched? the bears season depends on it
This gonna happen every time mexico/dodgers/raiders lose?
>>158081658So did Pissi XD
Reminder that the EPL is the only soccer any Americans care aboutMexicans hate the superior EPL
>>158081704Pissi lost tho
why are people talking about soccer
>>158081388>The plan is to build a stage before Herbert has to be the show. It’s to create an offense that has timing, precision and optionality so that Herbert can complement the system and save the heroics for the most important moments. But he is lost in the nuances of McDaniel’s system. His footwork now looks too robotic for such a fluid athlete. He’s not making the anticipatory throws that worked so well back when Tua Tagovailoa was operating that speedy Dolphins offense. And McDaniel hasn’t adjusted, either. He can’t coach a 6-foot-6 player with improvisational flair to function like a quarterback who requires the system to mask his physical limitations.
>>158081619I'd bump Seattle down one until Darnold shakes off his bussy injury and/or they beat SF. Losing to the gommies is pretty bleak.
@grok are the rumors true? Did Ronaldo lose?
futbol board
>>158081593What was Caleb thinking
How is this real?
>>158081638They also took probably the NFL’s best team to the wire on the road. Not like Shitsburgh has any good wins either and they got dogwalked by fucking Fake Gaye
>>158081713Raiders lost and dodgers lost so they need a sports cope to claim victory against the voices in their head. Plus no baseball for them next year.
>>158081713Chikaner hours
>>158070472>>158070472
>Lane officially retired Ok it's actually over.
>>158081753
>>158081713Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
It's only going to get worse after October.
Kek paco got imagebanned
Messi won tho
>the season is already 1/4 over
>Lame Johnsonlol gg Igglefags. Enjoy 5 wins
>>158081777>Looks like she’s cryingFirst time I’ve thought she’s looked hot
Chikaner spammed /mlb/ with gore last year so they want to try and get revenge here in /nfl/Report them for off topic and jannies will clean them up. No soccerpacos allowed here in /nfl/!
>>158081819Yeah, its actually over.
>>158081740That game wasn't close
Ok but Ronaldo lost
>>158081802>season of 0 exciting teams or interesting storylines is 1/4 goneGood, let’s speed it up to muttwinslol and move on
>>158081841>it wasn't close, look at the stats!!!All I see is one team losing by 3 in overtime. That sounds like a close game to me.
>>158081867 you're arguing the Colts are good because they got blown out by the Chiefs but "it looked close to you"
Ok but Ronaldo lost.
>>158081898>they got blown outBut this didn’t happen except in your delusional fantasyland, anon
>>158081898>they got blown outLosing by 3 in overtime is getting blown out?
Pacoswing lockout will be a disaster to the rest of /sp/
>>158081733Elite rb + elite te + goat LT + kyle shannahan west coast offense
>Jane LohnsonDamn. Amazing career
>>158081950Why does he keep Trevor ahead of Purdy? He doesn't like him either.
>>158081832Does soccer count as off topic here?
>finally lived long enough to experience the Eagles' downfall
>>158081967But he's had these things for the past 3 years and wasn't this good. Also McCaffrey has just been ok so far.
Ronaldo? He lost
>>158081985PDr epper
>>158081802desu it only really starts now. Games been glorified preseason games so far it feels.
>>158081981it's not left to right
>>158081841>They also took probably the NFL’s best team to the wire on the road.Saints you could realistically say that about, Colts you're really stretching it>>158081740>>158081906>>158081928
>>158081986No i'm pretty sure he was always good against the blitz. He gets the ball out quick and has great awareness in the pocket
Jalen Hurts is the worst QB to win a superbowl in the modern era
RIP
>>158082008He makes that excuse but he does organize it left to right.
>>158081997Not a real sport btw
>>158082013I don't understand what you're trying to say. The Chiefs got more yards therefore they "blew them out"? The score is the score. If Danny Nickels throws for 15 more yards and gets that touchdown in overtime, are they still "blown out"?
Is there something going on behind the scenes with the refs? They were utterly atrocious over the weekend. And not like usual, it’s like they were all PMSing. And yeah apparently there have been more flags to start the season than in like 60 years. So it’s not just my imagination. The two suspensions too, what’s going on?
>>158082036he represents why nfl discourse needs to evolve. It takes a good team to win a superbowl. Wins are not a qb stat and qbs don't play each other
>Danny Foodstamps
Hot take: I'd rather empty my nuts in Carlie than Mina.
>>158081967Ss a force multiplier, sure. But purdy is just HIM to begin with, having all of those things wouldn't put him there if he was mids.
>Hurts so bad he made Lane Johnson retire
>>158080395>67 years>no Owlspredict what will happen this season that will lead to inevitable heartbreak
>>158082053You got blown out in total yards Score was a memeDon't put much stock in it
>>158082069I’d really enjoy her giving me an angry handy.
>>158082067The actual redpill is that wins aren’t a qb stat but sacks are
>>158082074Yes I agree, he has great pocket presence and he gets rid of the ball quick
>>158082069>between 2 walled hags I'd rather the sugar mamawoah....
>>158081986>and wasn't this goodSo you weren't paying attention, then. Last year he was playing at an MVP level when he came back, just didn't have enough volume to be in the conversation. Even in 2024 when the injuries were way too much even by their standards Purdy was still singlehandedly dragging them to staying competitive late in almost every game. People just didn't want to notice.
>>158080395yeah, do the Bears next.
How often do you think Justin Herbert empties his balls inside her?
Browns putting Gabriel back on the practice squads, Ibf the commies get sheduer and we get McCarthy vs sanders kino
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at SEA)CHIEFS (BYE)VIKINGS (at NO)==In danger this week==Bills (at LAR MNF)Seahawks (vs SF)Jaguars (vs PHI)Ravens (at ATL SNF)Raiders (at NE)Bears (at GB)Browns (at NYJ)Giants (at WAS)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHITeveryone else fuck off
Jalen Hurts is 8-13 without Lane Johnson btw. All 8 of those wins were when AJ Brown played btw
>>158082145DEARLY BELOVED
>>158082091>score is a memeThe score is what determines who wins and who loses. Are you retarded? The Chiefs did not "blow out" the Colts. They just beat them.
>>158082110pls don't talk shit about mommy
>>158082140I swear every picture of her online looks different. I wonder what her final form will be
>>158082174We do not care
Reminder that the lions are the only NFCN team without the humiliation of a #1 black QB
>Cam Ward is near the bottom in most statistical categories; he's still inaccurate and not producing many explosives. The last fault really belongs to underwhelming coordinating from Brian Daboll. Ward has a rocket arm and an ability to play out of structure. But he's throwing deep at one of the lowest rates in the league, and he really doesn't look comfortable in the RPO game, which Daboll insists on using for some reason. This is just a bad offense, but it's also some bad quarterbacking. If this season is all about Ward -- and it should be -- it's been a failure so far.
>>158082191>#1who the fuck talks like thisis this an apehoop thingalso they're called quarterblacks
>>158082191Poor timing to say this after they lose to a #1 black QB.
>>158082200>Black QBs
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?>NOBODY!
>>158082200>doesn't look comfortable in the RPO gamethis is lowkey coach racism because Ward isn't and never has been a dual threat but many assume he is because of how he looks
>>158082200>White coach scapegoated for a black QB being badMany such cases
>>158082218Remember how hard Ravens and Titans fans chimped out in the offseason
Only thing worse than a black QB is a homosexual black QBOnly thing worse than a homosexual black QB is a homosexual black QB who takes cocks in his asshole
>>158082200He just needs mo’ help n sheeiit Racist ass fatty DaBALD sabotaging my boy
Did lane johnson just have a jalen hurts induced melty?
>>158082234Daboll is a clown living off stolen valor from Josh Allen and Wink Martindale
>>158082234daboll is utter shit tho
>>158082218This is my face when i bear witness to the spectacle of the New York Giants emerging unscathed from the gauntlet of THE Tennessee Titans and THE Arizona Cardinals
>>158082036Modern era meaning what? 2000 on?
>>158082243To be a fly on the wall in the Eagles' locker room...
Would you trade an important win for your team losing all its chudpoints and becoming the laughingstock of not just the league, not just the country, but the entire world?
I didn't see the game so I looked up what the fuck you retards are talking about. This doesn't look like a blowout to me, looks like the chiefs weren't dominating but were in control up until they weren't, and then finally managed to close it out after a close call. This the hill you fags wanna die on? Really?
>>158082278Ask Ronaldo
>>158082239the white house is crawling with jewish cannibal child rapists and you're worried about grown men fucking
>>158080700Being made of glass bones and paper skin isn’t good
>>158082292>dominating the win percentage the whole gamethat's a blowout
Reminder gayleb was molested and raped by elites in DC which is why he's a faggot
>>158082243Apparently his parents are really sick and he wants to enjoy as much time with them as he still can.
>>158082278If I was Donald Trump and I discovered that the NFL player who tears Patrick Mahomes’s ACL and ends his season was on the island, I would issue him a preventative pardon.
>>158082316GODleb was doing the molesting a raping. Get it right before be comes knocking at your door too.
>>158082292I don't know why he's claiming the Chiefs blew them the fuck out in the 3 point overtime win where the Colts had the worst playcalling imaginable after a heroic Danny Dimes deep ball. May as well try to argue the Bills blew out the Dolphins in that one game where they statistically were destroying them but scored less points.
>There's not much left to say about the Chargers that hasn't been said already. They are awful.
>>158082307A game that went to OT is fucking definitionally not a blowout. Fuck off, retard
>>158081753>>158081760This is crazy. Why aren't any of you talking about this?
>>158082336Like just stop being depressed lmao
>>158082317Oh so his parents had a jalen hurts induced melty. Well, all the best to them
>both gay quarterbacks in NFL history are from the jesterguild >green gay had the white top>the bears have the black bottom under head coach Johnsonkek
>>158082336AJ already told us it was the titanic
>the /nfl/ closet faggot is once again shitting up the thread by sharing his deranged sexual obsessions about his favorite NFL quarterback
the win percentage graph is what matters more than the score. It should be Immediately Obvious This Is True Since That Is What Gambling Uses.
Can we just forfeit the season and just start preparing for next year?
>>158082079Another Allen turnover filled playoff disasterclass
>>158082333>DESPITE THE LOSS
kek they hate their zesty bottom buck so much
>>158082369literally leading the division
>>158082307That's not dominating the win percentage, that's simply controlling the game. Actual win percentage domination looks more like picrel.
>>158082383After narrowly beating the Titans and Cardinals
>lane johnson retiredLmao, the iggles are truly fucked now
>>158082369We're 3-1, leading the NFC East for the first time since Coughlin and if we beat the R******s on Sunday we have a two game lead over the rest of the division. Yes it sucks not having Dart or Burns but with Harbaugh on the sidelines we have a coaching advantage in every game. Lock the fuck in.
How far in the playoffs is our floor?
He lostYou lost
Victories should be weighted. A win over the Seahawks should not be effectively as valuable as a victory over the Titans.
>>158082091>blown out in total yardsHoly cope
>>158082200will these shit teams ever learn to sit their young quarterbacks and teach them how to play in the nfl
>>158082417not qualifying
You guys know the regional slur for gay people in the midwest?Quarterback
>>158082417Your ceiling is a 7 seed and unceremonious WC bouncing by Jacksonville. Your floor's 7-10.
>>158082421They already have that metric, it's called SOV (strength of victory). It's basically SOS but you only count the teams you beat. It's literally one of the playoff seeding tiebreakers.
>>158082421Isn't this how they do it in college football?
Super Bowl Champs
>>158082432kek
>>158082243He has been injured since last year, I guess he just won't get better.
Welcome to Colts Country, come in and have a seat. I'll get you cup of Colt coffee
>>158082421>retard doesn't know about the 'strength of victory' tiebreakerhow embarrassing
>>158082441>>158082464you're not allowed to be good at pro football after raping and gaping the nation in college
>The team needs me? I am le retiredGreat culture up in Philly
>>158082441I forgot what it's like to be someone who hasn't seen their team win a Super Bowl. They must watch their team play in a state of pure desperation.
The 2 best qbs this year are Mexicans. Checkmate creamies.
>>158082437college football is a hodgepodge of retarded bullshit because they've fought paying players and having proper playoffs for a century and a half, there are very few things from college the NFL should seek to replicate
Two rings and an argument for the greatest RT ever. Not bad.
Mina is a Mid Boss.
>>158082473Not even Frieren will ever watch the Bills win an owl in her lifetime. Sad!
>The 2 best qbs this year are Mexicans
>>158082140This bitch is ugly as fuck
>>158082497It’s ok to be gay dude
>Would rather retire than play another down with Squirts as your QB
>>158082491reminder that she has genuinely great taste in music
>>158082495Yes that is correct
>70% of Californians can’t even read or right this is who calls you leadhead. This is who calls you flyover.
>>158082513>or right
>>158082471As long we rape and gape Ohio State then we run the North
>>158082513>right
>>158082513>or rightAlejandro
>>158082510castizo vs mestizo be like
>or right
doggy dog world
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do
The colts defense is absurdly bad. They aren't bad in the sense of giving up points like the Bengals or cowboys but they will not stop a decent offense from going down and getting points every drive. The shit from last year was crazy when rivers scored 30 fucking points and the colts defense did fuck all to stop them in any form.
>>158082510purdy is mexican on his dad's side but armenian on his mom's. no wonder nobody wanted that fucker
kek half their browncord sitting and stewing in their seethe after that combo raiders doyers m*xican soccer loss
>or rightRonaldo lost
>eagles
lane johnson retired because he was going to fail a drug test but you wont hear anyone talk about it because hes HOF with menthol health issues
ok but pissi still lost tho
Messi wonRonaldo lost
five teams entered the NFL's fourth week winless. All five lost. Sorry,>AFC Chargers, Dolphins, Titans and Texans>NFC Buccaneers
>>158081753Yup, this season is over for >us
ok but Pissi lost and Ronaldo won
>>158082577He probably retired because he's been in the league like 15 years and realized the Eagles aren't winning it this year
>>158082601one of them has to win this week though>texans vs titanshonestly at this point winning might be the worse option
Are you ready to sink back into mediocrity?
Lula lostMexico lostAmerica wonICE won
eagles stopped the chiefs dynasty and won a superbowl, that's more than 90% of the league can say>>158082627this is nuts
What the fuck is wrong with the NFC East?
ok but Ronaldo lost though
>>158081832Just stop mentioning and he'll leave/MLB/ fags are so retarded
pissi lost albeit
Why are you niggers talking about soccer? You have the rest of the board for that
Vikings are so unconvincing that I felt tempted to make a new tier, but hey, 4-0 is 4-0
>>158082627>paraguay
kek they're calling in the browncord backupWe won the most important Latin American election this century How will you attempt revenge on us? You cannot
>>158082655Chikaner melty
>>158082655singular schizoit is weird though that soccer is "the most popular sport in the world" yet for the last 15 years on god's green earth they've argued about the same 2 players
>>158082657>bills 2-2if you mean spiritually then yes
Ok but Messi>ronaldo
>burrs hyperfocus on beating green gay >lose in dramatic fashion to the other jestersjust NFCN reruns
futbol board chicANO jajajajaja
>>158082674I KEEP FORGETTING THEY BEAT THE CHARGERS KEK
Is there an NFL Live archive? I need to search it for HD Mina footshots
tier lists are getting too wordy and gay
>>158082686>BEATdebatable
>>158082616that would be silly when he could just get hurt and get paid to sit on the bench for 15 weeks
>>158081240It sucks having Juzyck out. Him doing that dash motion on the back field was a big part of the 49ers offense. Mykel might play against Seattle so that's a plus I hope
>>158082699>4 words at a time is too hardlooks like someone here can't read or right
The arrogant sudaca chicanos are really showing their hubris itt kek
>>158082699they're basically a passive aggressive womanly way to say "my team is better than X team(s)" but you can hide behind the fact it's a tier list to obscure which fanbase you are from
>>158082705>statutory rape discluded???
>>158082705very racist, please be nicer in the future to raiders fans
ok but pissi lost tho
>>158082718Yup, it's really that bad.
>I'll make the guy i think is Argentinian mad by talking about how messi won o algo kek dumb spics
>>158082728why disclude it though? it's like measuring violent crimes and discluding murder
>>158082648>Chiefs 4-0>Eagles 2-2So much for ending the dynasty.
>>158082739>struggled to beat the clotskek
>Lane Johnson retires on a midseason Tuesday afternoon>/nfl/ is talking about soccer
We gonna win shit mountain with a WINNING record this time
>>1580827474chan is genuinely dead due to the moderationevery thread is inevitably ruined by one genuinely mentally ill person who spams it with some shit no one cares about
>>158082749>last year 8-9>this year 9-817-0 season loading. Come back in 8 years.
>>158082757Chikaners had two ESL moments so he’s seething extra hard today
>>158082749And then you’ll beat the Rams in the playoffs and I’ll love you forever and say that Bryce Young is elite. Please. I believe in you.
>>158082747curing autism should be the #1 priority of scientists
>>158082513>or rightLol
Baking
>>158080430Who?
new>>158082772>>158082772
>>158082777>>158082777>>158082777
>>158082775>>158082778impressive
>>158082788And it won't even let me delete mine kek
>>158081240You're underselling how huge having Warner, and Kittle, and Mykel available for the game is. And Brendel apparently going from being worse than every other team's backup center to being a top 5 center.
>>158081287>And if the win off the back of Purdy playing great, that would really shock me.If that would shock you, you have never watched him play.
