This could be us edition
It’s up
>>158093451I’m not a numale though
Who won?
>>158093475global judaism
Broadcasting for this will be awful
>>158093464>fumes dead last about to doom some young prospect next draftbrutal
I'm fairly sure that no matter what the flames and the blackhawks will never get better and they'll just keep collecting prospects that wanted a real NHL career. It's not fair.
>>158093469You post in /hoc/ though
>>158093483Maybe what the fans wanted all along was just hockey? Maybe they wanted to watch hockey..Thats fucking crazy
>>158093491The battle of two aging millennials
>>158093483Do normies pay for novels or how would they even make money on this?
>>158093063cope i do
>>158093562copey is coping? AGAIN?
>>158093562lmao this nigga a nobody
>>158093534the nhl doesn't understand how to separate the official media material from fannish bullshitting. every time they do something, they piss everyone off.>>158093553they do, but the nhl can't really tap it if real people are involved. that's supposed to remain semi-hidden.
>tfw I will never be a Canadian
>>158093522Cope
>>158093601Marry one
>>158093579Gay
>>158093601sorry, lil bro
I'd rather be Finnish
>>158093602>>158093616>>158093617We don't sign our posts here
>>158093534it was about selling to non hockey fans. like the faggot show they kept pushing last year. It's not a hockey show. It's a show about gays who happen to play hockey.These weren't hockey novels. They were romance novels that happened to have hockey in them. Anyway it costs nothing to get an AI to write a shitty novel for you.
>>158093601i can get you in, 5000$ US and i'll need your passportbe ready to work
>>158093630Some of us sign our posts here, retard
>>158093628
>>158093599It just seems odd there are a lot of people who pay money for pdf files of short stories. Or maybe they were actually physical books
>>158093655>didn't get shot >didn't shoot other kidswoah, what a champ
> "Russian-aligned information infrastructure" and other social media accounts used Albertan grievances to promote separatist narratives and undermine Canada's democratic integrity, national security, and cognitive sovereignty.
>>158093628Same. I want to sauna with the boys and flirt with the hometown hotties
>>158093667He could still gangrape someone in university
>>158093685finns don't flirtfinns stoic
You wanna order a pizza?
>>158093703big sausage pizza
>>158093703Sure thing. I have a coupon
>>158093553even the girls (and gays? probably?) who were into this in like the 2000s/2010s were like, this is a weird sex thing, we can't associate this with our real names/normal online identities, and we can't let the goddamn hockey players find out about this. So trying to "monetize" it outside of specific references to heated rivalry the HBO show is not going to work
>>158093703You just asked that in the baseball thread
>wrestlefags>mlbfags>cflfags>nflfags>leafflfags>cricfags>socfags>mildcucksOUT
>>158093691why would you say that with him standing next to hart
>>158093700No wonder they don’t reproduce
>>158093740trying too hard
>>158093752OUT
I'm a homo for hockey
damn friedman's tweet today has 600 comments he must have broke a big trade
>>158093740we like the mildcuck here, he's funny
>>158093722Why are you in the baseball thread
>>158093740Good post
>>158093656The money side of things is for actal published books, where, hockey is a popular backdrop, but these are about fictional characters and, like other anon said, more romance than sports stories even if the writers might be serious fans who watch the games. But there is also the fanfic side of things, which is usually sort of on the DL when it's about real people.The NHL is conflating these aspects because their product is all real people. They've had this problem for years, with the Wennbergs being a notable non-homo example. They really shouldn't be going beyond their 'cute boys doing cute things' stuff if they insist on broadening appeal.
>>158093757Waiting for hockey to start
>>158093740>m-milcuuuuuuuckrent free 1993
Zibanejad-Marchand erotic short story
>>158093774Why are you in the hockey thread
>Shame on you !!
>>158093817eastern canadians love lebanese
>>158093806Ovi still making globohomo seethe. Hope he gets the hat tonight.
>>158093821/hoc/ are my frens :)
>>158093806
finna watch a period or two of my bro's penguins at the bar
>Knee Watch 2026 continues
How are these any different
>>158093952>ACK
>>158093952• Brad Marchand (Florida Panthers) – Day-to-day after an apparent knee/lower-body injury on October 6, 2026.• Alexander Romanov (New York Islanders) – Out 6–8 months with a torn ACL sustained on October 6, 2026.• Rasmus Sandin (Washington Capitals) – Out indefinitely following right ACL surgery.• Frederik Andersen (Edmonton Oilers) – On Injured Reserve (IR) with a knee injury.• Aleksander Barkov (Florida Panthers) – On Long-Term Injured Reserve (LTIR) with a non-surgical knee injury.• Seamus Casey (New Jersey Devils) – Out 8–10 weeks following knee surgery in early October 2026.• Tyler Tucker (St. Louis Blues) – Week-to-week on IR with a knee injury.• Jason Dickinson (Chicago Blackhawks) – Out indefinitely after a left knee injury in October 2026.• Johnathan Kovacevic (New Jersey Devils) – Injured non-roster list due to a knee injury.• Jani Hakanpää (Toronto Maple Leafs) – Managing a lingering long-term knee recovery.• Mathew Barzal (New York Islanders) – Day-to-day while nearing a return from a lingering knee issue.
>>158093975Oops wrong webm. But still relevant.
>>158093969they're classic
>>158093985Dude you can just see the weight of his upper body putting weight on his left leg. Why did he think that was a good idea? Was he trying to do yoga?
>>158093982Marchand got CRUNCHED
>>158093703I'll take a Skinner Dinner, please
>>158093969Buy them and find out
Drop the puck
>>158093982Can a knee grow back?
>>158094082lol I got this
Former league executive Pierre McGuire is gutted by the current state of the Detroit Red Wings with the likes of Dylan Larkin and Simon Edvinsson wanting out."It's heartbreaking. Nicklas Lidstrom works there you know. If you're a Swedish-born defenceman and you know Lidstrom played there ... and you're the next big Swede guy on defense and you don't want to stay? Something is going on there, it breaks my heart"
>>158093969just buy them, ok
he was a gary boyhe said buy the jersey goy
My team is the Florida Panthers, also known as the kitties. They've won 2 Stanely cups, Fans throw rats onto the ice after a win. I love them very much.
>>158094146He just misses slapping players butts
get ur wallet out goyshands ON the merchandise
>>158094166>Fans throw rats onto the ice after a win
I'm buying a jersey of everyone who scores tonight! Who's with me?
>>158094202newfag
>>158094218Funny thing is I actually know why. But you apparently don't.
>>158094209I'll buy 2!
>>158094222yeah tata there retard
>>158094209Somehow... I can afford it
>>158094166Because you're a bandwagoner and you still don't know why they throw the rats
ITS JUST THE FOUR OF USYEAH MADE THE CORE OF USTOO MUCH ATTENTION UNAVOIDABLY DESTROYED US
>>158094274they throw rats because marchand is a rat rat ratlike in detroit they throw squid because 88 patty kane is a squid
Who says non
>>158094359>like in detroitThey don't win games anymore in detroit though
>>158094366Who coded the retard generator
>>158094366Probably the habs
>>158094366Retard
>>158094366*thumbs ups this post*
seem this thing about Humboldt squids they finna heem ya with gang tactics that's why im a landman and not a seaman
>>158094366>lemme just throw shit at the wall for engagement
>>158094484If you post something retarded enough it's bound to get somebody to respondSee: every /hoc/ gimmick ever
our guy broke his testicules today
>>158094506I've never seen anything retarded here
I am not sick but I'm not well
>>158094506thats the big dirt sheets dave recipe
>>158094525first winter eh?
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND FOUND THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE SWEDEN
Noone talks about chemtrails anymore
Can't believe this is the last time Ovi is playing the Penguins
>>158093982Roids makes the muscles outgrow the tendons
>>158094566Retard
What game?
>>158094592For me it's the Jets on the radio
>>158094582sovl
why avs/jests play an afternoon game on a wednesday?
my avies :)
It's 7:30. Surely the pucks have dropped right?
>>158094566its not you stupid smelly mark
>everyone’s seated. Let’s waste 10 minutes of their lives for no reason
Nobody cares about the literal whos on the capitals staff
im gonna drop the puck bros gimme a second
Best hockey journalist ever, no insider has ever been so inside
Having the imperial guard from Oblivion as your arena PA is the coolest shit
>*drops a big fat marner*
>>158094582
>>158094640The Caps PA Announcer is Sheogorath. I always forget that.
bud wontrb lost
>>158094657I took a wide marner this morning
>>158094663no one asked fuckface
>>158094665>>158094671
>>158094671>>158094674>so angry he quoted the wrong postKWAB
>>158094663I asked and I care.
>>158094678i didn't
>dead silent crowd of rich fucksthanks Leonsis
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK
>>158093982>Brad Marchand (Florida Panthers) – Day-to-day any day now
we gotta get ourselves a "get right" win out there tonight, lads
Lezzgo Cappies!
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.
My team doesn't play so I'm rooting for everyone to have fun
>be ovi >park at the faceoff dot for 20+ years and spam goals >become the goat How does he do it
>>158094721>How does he do itHe parked at the faceoff dot for 20+ years and spammed goals
>>158094707Easter fell on that day I remember it was unseasonably chilly
>>158094720
>Roslovic>Blueger>Sissons>Grouix>Paul>DuhaimeIs there a worse bottom six in hockey rn?
>>158094707>>158094727get a life
>>158094720even the bad guys?
>>158094737Blueger is a Stanley Cup champion.
>>158094741Maybe they'll stop being bad if they have a fun night!
>>158094738oh im sorry did that hurt yours and your boyfriend's feelings
I love when these guys do the anthemsThey just plow through it, no wasted time
>>158094738>WAAAno wonder they kicked this blubbering bitch out of the military
Why hasn’t the jets game started yet
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>158094745Played six games
>>158094759the league is ran by retards
My penguins ):
>pongs
kek desu.
>Nylander>Matthews>Mckenna>Marchenko>Tavares>CowanIs there a better top six in hockey rn?
>>158094727Did you queer off that day, too?
My penguins (:
>craps
>>158094789literally no one can stop us
>>158094765kinda antisemitic
>cr1ps
What a start! Thank you Gary!!!
>>158094789Habs
>>158094791your boyfriend lost to a burrito kwarb
>yo /hoc/, check this out
I think if the caps can score more goals than the pens in regulation they’ll have a really good chance at winning this game, but also if the pens score more then the pens would win
>>158094817a hand? okay so what?
When will you accept that /hoc/ is dead and not worth posting in anymore?
>>158094821
>>158094818what if they both score more than each other
>>158094829when i’m dead
winnipeg will lose because they scratched bauer
>retards we’re waiting for this game all day>the thread is slow now
>>158094829just waiting until trb has a heart attack/stroke and dies
Gonna grab a Pepsi soon
>>158094829The board and site are dead. There’s a mlb playoff game going on and this is the post rate.
I used to post on a video game website's hockey section before here but that's dead now
>>158094814No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, faggot.
>>158094862That has nothing to do with the quality of /hoc/.
wtf even is a Capitals anyways?
>>158094879You said /hoc/ is dead
/hoc/ believes in quality over quantity
Fucking (((refs)))
>>158094866Oh wow your stupidity and spam killed that website too huh. Where will you go next after you've finished killing off this site?
any day now trb's heart will explode
>craps 3-5 power playPongs have nothing to fear.
>>158094894Ya, because nobody talks about hockey. The other generals actually talk about their sport.
/hoc/ IS DEADER THAN DEAD THE SHOCK IS ALL IN YOUR HEADTHE SEX AND THE DOPEIS ALL YOU'VE BEEN FEDSO FUCK ALL YOUR PROTESTS AND PUT THEM TO BED
>>158094887Each team member is the capital of a hypothetical polity
>>158094862We don't believe in analytics here, we trust the eye test. Oh fuck that's so much worse
>ovi not the ice for a 5 on 3Yeah it’s over
>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2
>>158094917We talk about hockey here
Refs are retarded I could heem any ref
>>158094948good post i remember that day >>158094950E-God and pop-punk actually
>>158094950Nope. This thread is nothing but a sounding board for losers and retards to pretend they have friends.
>>158094963Wrestlefags begone
>>158094862i blame the schizos
>>158094970and queers, don't forget the queers
there is nothing wrong with wrestling or being retarded
>>158094978It's E-God
>>158094992>and don't forget about me!that won't happen until you die trb
>>158094970Is that why you're here
>on the internet, nobody knows your retard
>>158094970>>158093464>>158093475>>158093483>>158093491>>158093511
>>158095006I'm Here because I enjoy watching this thread die, and enjoy reporting certain posts.
>>158095026So exactly what he said
>>1580950165 posts out of 211. You sure proved me.
You want a thread that’s dead it’s /nba/ and the nba pre season just started.
Im here to post with my dear bro copey and acknowledge Roman Reigns
>>158095004No, I don't want to queer off with you, Samir. Stop asking, fag. Also you stink.
>>158095026>trb>why is this general dying>i enjoy reporting postshmm... wonder why retard?
>>158094970I could have been a really successful poster like Dom Luszczyszyn or the guy who hosts a podcast for my team and works for Palantir
Battle of the Uncs
based Willy
My crappies :)
158095064worst gimmick of all time
I'm going to find the best pizza in Manitoba
>>158095064and people why 4chan is dying
>>158095091You gotta go back.
Actually the worst gimmick of all time is the retard who thinks you need to have a gimmick in order to post here.
>>158095101Your stench is horrible, Samir.
>>158095107oh xhe gets so worked
my gimmick is that i don't have one
Why is he so perfect bros?
>>158095101They’re on Twitter now
>>158095112what a shit gimmick you have
Looking for a new gimmick bros. Any ideas?
>>158095092pizza rhymes with manitobalike hockey rhymes with gary
>>158095127Gold medal loser
>>158095122You get so queer.
trbrother won
Gimmicks are for low IQ wrestletards
>>158095131that is just the nazis
>>158095142We call that silver here
>>158095137i post the the finger game gimmick and fake new /cric/let me think... you could post old school pics of players without teeth
>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
>>158095141What kind of doggy?
why does this dumb fuck commentator keep saying duplicitous when he means duplicate performance? hes done it multiple games now. why dont any of the retards correct him?
My Avies! :DDDD
>>158095175He said he was doing it to piss you off
>>158095144t. has a raped crippled boyfriend kwab
>>158095205It's a great gimmick.
full blown trb melty going on
the problem is sober west /hoc/it will get better when they're a few drinks ineast /hoc/ always deliver
>>158095249I'm not drinking tonight
>>158095218No, still don't want to queer off with you, fag. Stop asking.
>>158095262same bruh
>>158095238> the stench... the stench
>>158095249True get some cheladas in them and they're decent guys
>>158095284and he is still melting down lmao
listening to off with their heads
Just tuning in. Whats going on?
>>158095338Kind of boring game
>>158095311You stink bad, Samir. Also, you smell.
>>158095338Roman vs LA Knight at the ppv this weekend
>>158095338ovi is playing his last game ever against sid's pens and sam montembeault twisted his testicules while training
>>158095338pengs bad except at blocking shots, ovi bad, reffies atrocious, crappies impotent with a ton of possession,
>>158095338We were all wondering where you were
>>158095338trb melty
>>158095345It happens. >>158095363Cool!>>158095376Testicular torsion?>>158095415At least you have your health>>158095466I was swimming. Call me Mr. Exercise.>>158095480
>>158095338We're all looking for new gimmicks
>>158095480the cheese melts inside a burrito
>>158095338Samir stench.
>>158095491We're happy you're back Mr. Exercise
>>158095496Spoken like a true taco bell worker
>>158095491>>158095509you lost to bud
>>158095493Good luck with that>>158095509Thanks. Health and fitness is something I have always taken seriously n't
>>158095510i dont>>158095521true
this sativa strain really enhances the pucks on TV for me
>>158095541You don't what? Work? We know anon
>>158095555why don't you quit weed and get a job trb?
I hate sativa
>>158095577I hate you
>>158095575There's no good jobs
>>158095562i work in an office for a company with offices in 46 states and 4 canadian provinces
>>158095072
In almost every form of media I'm listening to, people are talking about how the Leafs "might" make the playoffs in a WC spot and how the mighty Habs will finish first or second seed in the Atlantic... But it feels like we are equal or superior in almost every position.Matthews = Suzuki I'd give the edge to AM34 if he's healthy, but the edge to suzuki if he isnt.McKenna >> DemidovNylander >> CaufieldKnies = SlafTavares >> NewhookRaddysh < HutsonRiley = DobsonTanev > GhuleOur depth is TBD but most experts agree its really high in term of quality of players, i'd argue its better than the habs.Defensive depth i'd say is about evenGoalie i'd take our duo anytime before theirs. Bob and Stolarz are proven NHL goalies and Bob can pop off comes the playoffs.I simply dont understand the narrative that habs are SO good and will form this incredible dynasty that will conquer the league while we must quiver in our boots and pray for a WC spot.The Leafs are a very competitive team and If we remain healthy, I'm very confident we can at least finish 2nd in our division behind the Panthers.Only team that scares me are the panthers for the next 2 years and the sharks in the next 5-10 because they have so much game breaking talent.GLG
>>158095603Woolworths?
nigga thinks im really finna read that
>>158095698>KniesAnon...
>>158095707no their top competitor
>>158093451I would dangle the fuck out of you
>>158095726Cottonworthless?
>>158095713Marchenko >>>> Knies >>>> SlafI've been saying it for 2 years now. The habs are the most overrated team in the NHL. Decent team, but nowhere near contenders IMHO. Their underlying analytics are AWFUL. If you watch the games, they keep winning games where they get absolutely dominated, outshot and outchanced by their opponents through puck luck or hot goaltending. The Habs will miss the playoffs this season.Mark. My. Words.
>>158095726Footlocker?
>>158095698What's my scared level?
Shannon had a crashout about Rogers.
buston bustthews
>>158095764You so scared you pooped
>laffs
cant stop thinking about jerseys on Shop.NHL.com
Woooo
my avies! :)schwartz!
>>158095753Gimbel's
Business idea: no music at the hockey game.
HEEEEEYYYYYYYHEEYYY BAYLEY!I WANNNA KNOWIF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
>>158095823not sports related
>>158095774He's top 5 forward in the league. Cope Hasb
raped bitch
>>158095833cope it is
>>158095823>bagleygrim
>>158095808I'm more of a Saks Fifth Avenue man myself
my avies :(
>>158095833>he isn't watching the gameLiterally is
>>158095840>top 5Not in Stanley Cups
>>158095780>laffs
>>158095861That's why you shitting yourself looking at Leafs top 6 huh? pussy
>>158093806>Dr. Brian Gol…Goldberg? Goldbaum? Goldstein?EasternStandardTime
>>158095794That would be last place laffs, anon.
The Sydney Sweeney does not have to worry about drowning.
MY GIRL SASHASTILL LOOKING ON THE STREETMANNEQUIN WASFILMED AT WOOLWORTH'S BOYS 2 MEN STILLKEEPING UP THE BEAT
I dont even look at the standings until November 1st
>>158094202He’s being an anti semite. They throw literal plushies shaped like Jewish rabbis. Why are the goyim like this???
My buddy showed me a pic of his new girlfriend. She was dressed in full hockey gear including pads, a mask, gloves and a blocker. I said "congratulations. She looks like a keeper".
My penguins need to get back into it
>>158094658>thenSOVL>nowSOVLLESS and JEETMAXXED
Calling rats jews is an insult to rats and the rest of rodentkind.
>>158095952the " goes after the .
my Boston Ice Hockey Bruins are terrible still, who do I root for/against for maximum butthurt this season? other than being a refchad obviously
>>158094658Dominion Canada was so fucking based. Literally the Prussia of the British empire
>>158094917>the other generals actually talk about their sportLol lmao how new are you?
>>158093469Haven’t heard that word in forever
>>158096002the kitties make redditors very upset
>>158096017when the last time you heard sniff my nuts and fuck off nerd
>>158096002refs are undefeated. easy wins.
>>158096022ph fuck that's an easy one yeah. or any funbelt/florida team.
>>158096028Lol you sound like a middle schooler
numale rhymes with tamale
My penguins are getting chilly Easter evening of 2022ed
Pucks deep, pucks on netCompete level, heavy shot, cycleThey wanted it more
gary if you see this tell them to drop the puck in the oilers ducks game im getting tired ty
>>158096017You should lurk here
>>158096068i have a child over 18
>>158096112Then grow the fuck up mate
>>158096022Your shitties are dead
>it was 4-2We're back to the most dangerous lead in hockey!
>>158096137no u
>>158096112based kidnapper
>rags (Kitchener, ON)
>>158096137kek bodied that NEEK
>>158095884source?
>>158096160>Just schooled some boomer in /hoc/
*whiny bitch voice*Just schooled some boomer in /hoc/
any good game time snacks???
Games broken!
Ladies, ladies, ladies....I think we are drifting away from why we really are here. Our consuming hatred for Calgary and the destruction of the Flames.
HELLO LADIES
>>158096269Based
>>158096271Hi Val.
TO THE END TO THE END I'LL JOURNEY TO THE END
>>158096252Whatever sweet chili heat doritos are called over there
I think we need to remember the good ol' days, like when Calgary's water main broke and they were all dying from dehydration. Ha ha ha what a laugh we all had.
>>158096250How does whiny bitch voice differ from lispy poof voice?
>>158096311Wait, you're telling me we came that close to getting rid of Calgary, and they fixed the water?
>>158096252The key is extremes of flavour. My favDr Pepper slushieSour candiesSalt and vinegar chips
my avies :((
>>158096315you would know, gayboy
>>158096326Will you shut the fuck up
isn't the water in long island always messed up
>>158096327>gayboyreminds me of trb
>>158096283its the big valbowski
*blocks your path*
>>158096346>its the bigNot for long!
>>158096361Cant believe my parents let me watch this shit
>>158096372based bro having a based dad
>>158096252aw shit dude. i'm sober i could totally drive to the supermarket 5 min away thats open til midnight. >>158096324damn salt and vinegar chips sounds lethal rn
>>158096294theyre here but for me it's the tapatio hot sauce ones
So when's hellebuyck playing?
I am watching hockey on Amazon Prime
>>158096252I had some kiwis
>tfw reporting all those posts paid off and the thread dies
