Last night >>158239399
>>158248117F L A M E SLAMES
What time are the pucks forecasted to drop?
Got a 3 hour drive home, what’s playing?
>>158248117Mildcucks going to be seething at this
are fatvei and fartone the future of this league?
>>158248207old Opie & Anthony or Ron & Fez shows on youtube
>>158248207The Hockey Guy
>>158248245>zoomers with attitude but not enough skill to back it upUnfortunately yes
>>158248245If 3 points in 9 games is the future then yes
>>158248307>3 points
>>158248117
>>158248320Sorry it’s 10 games
>>158248382>apologizes immediatelyKWAB
>>158248207latino boomer music
>>158248382What happened to this guy? He was the next big thing last year
>>158248519nhl.com
Why can't Gary cut us a break
>>158248567Take the train
>>158248567Lazy Canadians can’t walk
>>158248245Nah, because Taco gives them only ten minutes of ice time.
>>158248567kek burgers are allergic to walking and public transit
>>158248603>transit in North America First legitimate evidence you're not a larper
>>158248645Vancouver Edmonton Calgary Montreal and Toronto have train access no?
>>158248567Meanwhile Utah is growing the game with cheap tickets and concessions
>>158248680You can get a wife at the merch table too
>>158248659yeah, its completely retarded to go to a game by car at bell center, unless you get there very early and spend the day downtown
>>158248659It's a big ass country; it takes 4 days to get from Vancouver to Toronto
>>158248659yeah, to your mom
>>158248680Anon there's lots of parking lots near the Mammies Arena that charge premium for events t. used to live in Utah for 15 years
>>158248661Last place due to the tie breaker
>>158248703sign me inno soft drinks fatties, no fake tits
>>158248709A lot of people do that, I parked once there and it sucked
>>158248207drum and bass obviously
>>158248720nice>>158248729>bad guysruins>laffsflorida x2>good guysour hasbssneswangsdabres
>>158248741Retard
>>158248754
>>158248810arent marone deployments big homosexual sex fests?
>angering the voicesTry to be professional, or you'll curse us all, ffs
We’re not in last place we’re tied for last place
>>158248860Just like our flames
The laffs are in last place and their 1st round pick in the next two drafts doesn’t belong to them
>>158248905>worst coast
>>158248940>Rust Belt
Get well soon Brock Faber :|
>>158248538>What happened to this guy?
>>158249000checked
>>158248912get yakupov'd dumbass
>>158248567>>158248626>>158248642I walked 30 minutes to the Bell Center. I had to stop at Dunns to refuel but I made it.
>>158248303just wait until they call up luckanko
>>158249043basé
Flames won last night (in Wainwright)
>not bar hopping your way to the rink on game day
>>158249075wtf happened at the base in Wainwright? I heard they had a fire and a potential explosion during a training exercise.
>>158249109Carney is manufacturing an excuse to relocate all CF bases from Alberta/Saskatchewan
>>158249109german anon mom's farted
>>158249109>>158249120>>158249133
>>158249152Do we think that a woman or a jeet caused it?
>>158249152>"Never seems right when something bad happens to young people in service of their country."Take it from someone who's been there: it happens; nothing can be done about it, and attempting to "stem the flow" only makes shit worse>command is probably aware of that already
>>158249194preach, TBG.
>>158249378"We know what's best for you...">
>>158249274Tariffs are working
>>158248173Knowing Gary, 6:30 and 8:30 at the latest.
>>158249075VERY FUNNY
>>158249733drinking french press make you gay cowboy
>>158249764I mean... if you insist, Jezebelle...
>>158249825Those are some ill-fitting jeans. Literally looks 10 inches too long.
>>158249733>>158249764>>158249825>>158249860https://youtu.be/r7qovpFAGrQit's Ol' Schoo', bb
You love to see it.
>>158249896Do you really expect me to click and listen to something by someone called "Lil Nas X"?
>>158249946I'll be seeing you soon Jake
>>158249946Dallas is the greatest nation in history
>>158250001Yes...
>>158250001you should listen to this old swedish belter of a tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLsVGwNWOA4
>>158250094I've seen that video more times than I could count. They played that and Crazy Town - Butterfly once every hour on VH1 in the early 00s.
>>158249109A minor burrito accident
>“Official : Armada were forced to forfeit last monday's game due to an ineligible player.>Tigres gets the 2pts”kwab
>>158250429blainville>cuckedvictoriaville>based
>>158250429Explain to the folks at home what this means
>>158250429>Vaginaville Pussies
>>158250516gm pierre dagenais is an idiot and didn't do the proper paperwork so one of the players on blb wasn't supposed to be playing.
>>158250458ferma ta yeule esti quand vous parle de blainville colisse (et boisbriand puis toute les laurentides mon homme)
>>158250516It means a retard jumped into the Tigre enclosure and was ineligible to be there.
steelies soon
I have to admit, Gary is doing a fantastic job this has
next thread should be tigres themed
t-thanks gary tonight's games look great
>>158250600ta gueule va au costco samir>t. laval god
>>158250734
i'm so old, i remember watching the laval titan
>>158250853What was it like with no internet?
Seethin'? On the Wild game day?
>>158250908heavenly
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/mildcuck/page/38/
>mïldkøøk
>>158249152KWAB
any good games ???
Imagine if the Sharks win a cup before Oilers. Will Celebrini become the Crosby to McDavid's Dionne?
None of the teams I root for are in a play off spot right now
>>158251103Yes, hockey is the best game
>>158251178What teams do Slovakbros over there cheer for? I've seen some Habs due to Slaf but there has to be some older fanbases?
Hehe look guys. It's cASH hahahaha
>>158251236I miss the old Frölunda logo :(
>>158251159makes zero sense get back to the drawing board
>>158251283Slovan Bratislava is a great team; Tipsport Liga is, uh.. Ok, I guess >>158251308Many are saying this...
>>158251324How? Dionne is the best NHL player to never win the cup. Crosby was the golden child of the NHL just like they are grooming Celebrini to be.
>>158251308racist
would the Hawks actually be good if they drafted Sennecke instead of Levshunov?
watching maritime junior hockey, waiting for the O and Q league to come on
>>158251492Their defense would still be shit so it wouldn't change anything.
sad news. apparently patrik laine was unable to find tinned corn at the grocery store
>>158251799will he be OK? =(
>>158251799there are three types in canada, grain, cream and half grain, half cream.which one was he looking for, these are EXTREMELY common, even in butt fuck nowhere nunavik.
O>Soo @ Brantford>Niagara @ North BayQ>Shawinigan @ Halifax>Val-d'Or @ Saint John
>>158251283Habs and Sharks
my blue jackies play tonight :D
Shut the fuck upHockey is happening, you morons
will they at least get 1 goal tonight?
>>158252355
>>158248207White man youtube video essays
>scoreless draws in Canada
Insane how quickly Hiller being a massive retard crushed the spirit of the laffs, they looked like last years team out there last night
>>158252199also >Sudbury @ Guelph
>>158252605omg no, that doesn't open until December 18th
>most dangerous lead in Halifax, Nova Scotia
>MDL in Brantford
carson lambos is such a good bust name
>MDL in Guelph
>MDL in Saint John
>rags
All this last place spam is turning my stomach =(
>>158252199My Houndsies :)
my flyers won last night
>>158252972Look on the brightside it'll only be another 4 hours straight then we'll get a 2 hour break
>>158253053Yes, the bright side certainly is oddly named
>>158253020Yeah, that is weirdNow that you mention it
The Preds need to sell Josi this year
>MDD at North Bay
>>158252986Your hounds' aesthetic is excellent -_-
Garlands career is over, what a retard
good evening flameschads
>>158253279Our thoughts and prayers are with the good people of CFB Wainwright
>>158253201He really came up short >>158253279Great success in Wainwright
Flames just made a damn point.
>>158253326Yah what a terrible story :(
>>158253364They have two points
>>158253397military training things go boom all the timebest to just "support the troops" and get on with the day
>>158253358and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie
>>158253432Flames just won with this one move.
>>158253455is "support the troops" culture even a thing in canada
>>158253455>The identities of the soldiers killed in the incident were not revealed, but Carney said the Princess Patricia Canadian Light Infantry was in training at the base at the time. The unit has troops based in Edmonton and at Canadian Forces Base Shilo in Manitoba.
>>158253505>>158253455Yet you don’t support vets with ptsd like tbg. Hypocrites.
I rate the Flames
>>158253508The worst thing that has happened to the Pats since Bedard left
>>158253505Yeah, it sure is After all, it's not like Canada would leave an aircraft out at sea for over a fucking year without resupply and they'll take care of these injured veterans the way any classy first-world nations would
>>158253533I am TBG, you silly>>158253455
>>158253570you're trb actually
>>158253570Thank you for your service king.
>>>leave an aircraft carrier out at sea[]
>>158253591
Canada let the bluenose get sunk
i heard they're sending Marines that are stationed at Ram Ranch to go help
TBG is actually kinda based
>rags>laffs
>>158253641We should send them a Crayola gift basket for support >the green ones taste like freedom, and the navy blue tastes like victory
>>158253658Tbg stands for the based guy
>>158253745His posts
>scoreless draws
I respect tbg for defeating hockey lolcow bud and Mitch. His passion for the redwings knows no bounds.
>>158253749No, the T is for Theodore, and the B is for Blinkingski, and the G is for Guyovich >that's for playing
>two and two thirds bong until puck drop in St Paul
Hmm
>>158253944Where are the flames rookies
>Nygård's Brand Eggs
It’s up
>>158254111>laffs above ded wongssamir won
>>158254111>Laffs still that lowGavinbros?
and they ask why i cheer for my flames
>>158254111The metro remains a 1 team division
wingsBros we're gonna be cooking up some magic soon don't worry
>>158254214I believe in the MBN, Finnie, Cat line.I love Finnie so much.
https://youtu.be/RBVWoBrsXQs?si=az8gnWaJjJ8vseKhIt’s up. My penguins are on the last row now ):
>>158254111we're still in the fight nucks bros
>>158254208/hoc/'s Jackies!
>>158254196Nice vpn you ain’t fooling me.
>>158254369Feelin' pretty good about it. The Nuckies got all their hard games out of the way early with this road trip so the rest of the season should show at least .500 hockey.
Noone cares about Gary’s feelings
>st louis poo's
>>158254111checked
>>158254552St Louis almost got moved to Saskatchewan and was supposed to be coached by Don cherry
>>158254491Noone is not a word. It's NO ONE.
>>158253944why don't any of the hockey girlies stan the ugly guy with nazi controversies and piss controversies
>>158254491Gary's feelings are of a like, kind, and nature unknowable by man>this image is unrelated
>>158254620It's pronounced "new-knee"
i really like how inclusive /hoc/ is for Uncs like myself
>Hello anon, gm here. We have traded you. Pack your bags for sunny Detroit, Michigan. Ok bye!>*click*
>>158254861It's hotand it's ready
>>158254628> He has since participated in diversity training and community service, and received mentoring from a rabbiHe put in the work. I respect a man who can acknowledge his faults and change his wicked ways.
Only players that have been traded should be eligible for a NTC/NMC since they know the pain
>>158254970>ded wongs
>>158254970Yeah oilers are winning the cup. Stacked forwards stacked defence solved their goal tending issues and great coaching.
>>158254989apparently larkin is probably going to be traded in a week
dang i ate just a little bit of cayenne 30 minutes ago and my mouth is still on fireyou burgers know your spices!
>Canadian Super Hero, Connor McChickensammich
>the lake of Tahoe
>>158253944>brandsex-n***er
It is Time
>>158255222time to check
>>158255264obsessed
>>158255222>tfw you'll never get home hammered after going to a reggie game with the boys and your cutie scotish wife awaits you home with freshly fried newfoundland steaks and a bj
>calling fried bologna steak
>>158255555
mooseheads scaaaar
>more dangerous Halifax
my favorite Canadian food is curry haha xD get it lol
>>158255712I do not, saar
>>158255592wake me up for sixples, anything lower is probably wasted anyway>67 roll
>>158255712obsessed
the americans are talking about food again
>>158255712maybe i'm paying the white tax for it, but curry is never pizza cheap
>>158254970McGAWD does it again Gary should just let them make a super team with no cap to win the cup
>most dangerous Wolf lead
off to overtime at the metro centre
My Steelers (:
>if you see something, say something
scaaaar! au revoir, shaLOSEigan
>>158255712
when are we going to get some actually good games???
>>158256231Shut the fuck up
>>158256206holy fuck, nova scotia is comfy, take me in please
>>158256290comfy is just a code word for boring desu
'eads
>>158256206Where's the Cape Breton version
>>158256422I want to see it too
>>158256181hello mr. gary i would like to report the /hoc/ forum for violating every rule, formality, and law known to mankind
>>158256444checked
>>158256181i saw someone use the N word on here once
This isn't a girlie thread, it's a gay threadsmells like sex in here
>>158256498what are the secrets
>>158255712Cope Currywurst is our dish
>>158256566>CurrywurstWhen did that happen?
>>158256317No need to get chimpy
>scoreless draw in New Mexico ???
>>158256545you don't know what sex smells like kiddo
>>158256673like a hockey bag
>>158256181I don't think the National Hockey League has accounted for my moral cowardice
>>158256566What about Currybest?
It's up
>more dangerous in Cedar Park, Tejas
>>1582567790. Gamer
>the Brandon Muffin Men
>>158256258Is this real?
>gary has games on Election DayGary should do what the nba does and have no games that day fro the sake of democracy
>>158256846is the Internet real?
>>158256852Just use a mail-in ballot, silly, or vote early >or don't vote at all, you commie jerk-ass
>>158256566Legend is that at the end of ww2 Some German (wurst) American(ketchup) and Brit (curry) combined what little food they had to make this dish.
>scoreless draw in a can
>>158256962CORRECTIO-- ooh shit, she mad !!!
>>158256932he can't talk about hockey so he has to talk about fag shit instead
>>158257017whoops
>trb talking about queers in the hockey thread again
>>158256779>catcher>please javier, stop farting on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTzQnS9Zfm4where were you when this became a manlet's league?
>>158257046
>Terrance Reginald Beauregard, le Queer
>>158257121always has been
Here's a toast to /hoc/
>>158257125She's apparently using the same conditioner and sitting in the same seat as usual
>the city Boise, ID
Good night flameschads
Can't believe the Oilers tendies are miles better than the Laffs
>>158257405I'm not sure if it's the goalies or the shit defense ahead of them
Jackes play pretty soon!
>>158257516Im not ready to sleep yet
>>158256452 no lube
>>158257414Probably the latter
>log into hoc>trb bubblin'like clockwork
steelies won bro's the raiders are somehow holding their own against the bills we'll see how long that lasts. 2 hours until BEER TIME
Big game in two
just checked the schedule only shit teams today and tomorrow grim
>>158257825get a prime seat to the lames rape by the bvll 2026 stan lee cup champions
>be in the chair force>show up at some college football game to do a "rappelling demonstration">owen hart yourselfKWAB this is even worse than TRB
>>158257853we don't post our chairs here
>>158257856it should've been trb. his blubber would've cushioned the fall
>>158257825/hoc/'s Jackies always put on a great show
espn is giving me a 5% chance to win this week bros
Jackies found their game after killing the 5v3
>>158258155Win what
>>158258177The Gaylord Cup
'aped
>>158258177my fantasy football match against trever (idk why it's spelled like that)
>>158258357>ape
YUROV!
>>158258432Let's ask the jannies
>Edmonton having a hot startWhat happens to them if they don’t win it all this season?
>>158258368This is the hockey thread
>>158258432>>>/pol/
>>158258513I’m an actual hockey fan not a wrestlefag so in theory I should be fine. We all have real lives, Samir.
>>158258561This is the hockey thread.
/hoc/ is a collection of AIs seething at each other
>mild
>>158258540It’s not remotely political for me>>158258544I suppose so. My worry is they’ll close it until December or whatever and try to have them make up days in the summer which I won’t do
>>158258561>"I’m an actual hockey fan">doesn't know basic hockey rules about regular season records
>>158258537then why are you here? as a canadian, you folks haven't been relevant in hockey in decades
>>158258611Grow up.
Good Pointwell said
>haven't been relevant in hockey in decades>won the prestigious 4nations face off
the can'tadians are mad again bro's
>>158258633>and yet a canadian was playoff mvpmy sides... what have you done to my sides?
5 Nations
Here's a thought. What the fuck so you care where your kid goes to school. You only ever see him every other weekend. Why dont you let your ex and the dude who is actually raising your kid make that choice.
>>158258664canadausaswedenrussiaczechia
>>158258638thoughts on your loss to trbrother?
>>158258640
>>158258655bud held them tight while you squealed on easter 2022
>>158258679Thoughts on your loss to America?
Um why is half the wild team injured
>>158258675Can we invite Estonia to the mix? Their flag is underrated.
>>158258682>>158258699what do you mean? >we won the most exclusive tournament of century back in '25
>>158258675USSR
I put a pidzer on the oven
>>158258741Yeah and what'd you do this year?
>>158258574im not AI, I'm a gay guy Go Stars btw!
3 Nations, Canada, U.S, FinlandHockey is dead everywhere else.
>>158258767be careful not to overcook that bad boy
>>158258778Sounds like you need to go out and have sex so you can have some hockey playing sons
>>158258767sounds delicious
The LA Kings are the only remaining winless team in the NHL and they're still above the calgary flames in the standings
>>158258775>Canada won the gold medal at the 2026 Hlinka Gretzky Cup by defeating the United States 8–1 in the final on August 8, 2026, at Rogers Place in Edmonton.
>>158258849>winlessmuch like >>158258682
Our Jackies need to stop with the retarded turnovers this period
It's just not the same without Zucc.
>>158258784I always cook it for less than the box says. If you follow the instructions it gets overcooked
>>158258863The literal what?
>>158258925sounds like you're down with the /pidzerknowledge/
>xhe jely of our 'linka gold
>>158258863>C-CANDA DID SOMETHING FOR ONCE.. J-JUST BE HAPPY FOR US ALRIGHT???
>>158258958Do you want a slice fren?
*scores*
>>158259032
>>158258988you go ahead pal, i just had my late-night snack!
>/hoc/ night in calgary>not a single lames posterit really makes you think
>>158259088calgary doesn't actually have fans they just have schizos and retards
>>158259049>get lit up all game>go schizo like your predecessor>laugh about it>lose the game>literally nothing happened to the player you threw a cheap shot on and he is back to his scoring waysYeah, he sure got him! kek
>>158259088We're all busy watching our Flames in Wainwright
Real C's (of Red) move in silence
>>158259105I'd go mad if I had to play in misery also. I don't even think you can walk outside in St. Louis these days without getting robbed.
>>158259088The Flames fans got exploded :(
LOL
KEK that seething nigger with the retarded kid who was almost killed cried to the jannies hope your kid does get shot next time bud you pussy nigger faggot tranny ywnbaw or a decent father
>>158259146MAID got them
>>158259134>YAAAY YAAAAAAAAAY MY TEAM PLAY TONITEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>158259155inshallah
Actually that was me
>>158259154he's still going on about that?
What are the Albertans voting for tomorrow?
>>158259154Why do people on /hoc/ act like this?
>>158259176Im sorry i missed it the first time i would have reported all of those posts too
>>158259183Not a Stanley Cup. LOL
>>158259183If they should adopt Fat Albert as a town mascot.
stop slandering the flames
Are we going to have a moment of silence for the victims?
>>158259153>paînbased accent circonflexe nord langage
*coughs*
>>158259154We don't sign our posts here
Jojo in her reproductive prime
>>158259249a whole half hourpeople who died were from BC and Edmonton and shitty Calgary will cry about it
>>158259249Of what
Wild start a roadtrip out west after today. 5 games in 9 days.A lot of those games will conclude well past my bedtime :(
>>158259299Being Flames fans
>>158259316Ask your parents (both bull dykes im sure) to stay up later
shut the fuck up mildcuck
Sparks.Blazes.Flames.
>>158259316Why?
always a canadian flag. weird.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/shut-the-fuck-up-mildcuck/page/3/
>>158259355I set my own bedtime. I dont want to sleep in and not work out
>>158259299Their military was doing a training exercise and blew up a natural gas line. I think 7 people died
>>158259378So sleep out, and work in.
>>158259389>training exercise and blew up a natural gas line
>>158259373>i always use the same vpn for that same spam post i make. weird.we know
>>158259389Yesterday they said dozens probably died
Something about the Wild just gets this cranky little canacuck boilin' over.
>>158259392
Born to be Wild
>>158259465fuck off chubbs
>>158259421Holy fuck....ALIENS FROM URANUS!!!!!
Yep, le bubblin' and le boilin'.
>watching gary invented teams
>>158259389I never understood why we nordicks are the only ones who don't have gas pipes everywhere
havent heard any updates from Planet Retard today, bros...hope they're okay
>>158259526(((gas pipes)))
>>158259530Just ask their president: >>158259429>>158259357
>>158259526Fjord power
>>158259522Its over a quarter of the way through the new century bud.
>11 shots on goal in two periodsThe CBJ's are not a serious team.
