Day 3 of 2nd Test @ P.E., scores at lunch:SA 216/6.v AUS ODI Tri-Series, 2nd match @ RawalpindiPAK 170/5. (33.0)v ENG
Petition to start including a link to the previous thread in the OP>>158246218thoughts?
>>158277662just basic manners really
>>158277662don't think countystreams will like this suggestion one bit
YFO
>>158277669thought you got eaten by a tiger?
Sorry I haven't been around to read your posts for the last two hours, I'll give them a read now
I think an Australian bowler should hit the wickets with the ball
>>158277693Are you stupid? That never gets wickets. Australia should start bowling wide bouncers!
Waitrose Prawn Curry for lunch
>>158277707that might just be crazy enough to work goddamit
>>158277664>>158277662big fan of dis ngl x
>>158277662wow the most pointless idea ever. yeah let me just check 500 posts of 'bouldering later' and NICELY LEFT GARY, thanks mate
google schizo was actually correct lads
I thought Hazlewood was meant to save us
>>158277735yeah but what if I missed one of the blog posts
we know what to do
the recover from 6 down series
Before the match started, everyone thought South Africa were going to win. After two days everyone thought Australia were going to win, but they are going to lose.
jansens gf
ausissies.... how are we letting these two get centuries........
>>158277805>new ball takenNot happening
KWAB
HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS WITH THE NEW BALL HOW'S THAT YOU CUNT
>Fleming: Englishman should coach Englandbit of a weird thing to say when in the job
not having any jansons haha
>>158277795>charli xcx if she wasn't a fat druggie
TREEFELLED
>>158277795hope she didn't want kids
>MIDDLE STUMPget the magic spray
>>158277795mint
>his teammates just laughing at himkek
Must have had it tucked up.
>>158277662Thats a general and generals give me the ick
its not funny mfsluckily it seemed like it only got one
business idea: hit him there a third time
>thought they were gonna do a hawkeye on the dick shot
Why is someone getting hit in the dick so funny to us guys?We all know how much that shit would hurt and wouldnt want others laughing at us but yet we still persist
business idea: hit me in the balls
>>158277854It didn't happen to us = funny
headgod
he is seethinghard to concentrate after your balls get destroyed like that ig
MAH FOOKIN NOOTZ
HIS LANDIS LAND
Why isn't he wearing one of Kane Williamson's carbon fibre boxes? Is he stupid?
>now I can get a massage from that black physio
would hate to be simon around simon harmer
>>158277872Cricket South Africa can't afford them, they all have to use the team box
R A T T L E DATTLED
>>158277880Very zesty catch.
>don't come to port elizabeth tomorrow
any lip readers?
>>158277892just returning the favour >>158277445
>>158277891>his smile and optimism: gone
>>158277892he said bloemfontein
>>158277892>fookin cawk
>>158277903FOOKIN PRAWNS
big story win if we can knock them over before bundavuma gets his cenno
>>158277892looks like he's saying "poes" first but can't figure any second words that would match up with being btfo like that that would make sense.
saffas on top here!!!!!!!!!
cooked some chicken then left it out for 2 hours, should still be fine if i fridge it now yea? don't want to waste it
Dead threadDead sport
>>158277827kek walk it off you little bitch
>>158277936sorry playing the new cod 4 campaign, its pretty good for free I do have the criggy on my other monitor though :)
useless rooview
some top tier pooviews today
How do >we win from here?
>>158277892obviously called our indigenous legend the n word
>>158277963>no-one behind heard a thing>the ball rotation stayed the same
feeling harmed
GONE GOTTEM (late x2)
>>158277963they couldn't hear the nick because of the 40,000 strong crowd
they couldn't hear the nick because there wasn't one
>>158277934Absolutely, provided you got it to temp when cooking. You should be leaving it out to cool before putting it into the fridge anyway. If it affects you in any way then your genes aren't welcome in the pool.
>>158277991Grim areas I'll have to take DSL Adidas on the right.
GONE GOTTEM>>158277991would not a single one of those "women"
>>158277991White jumper's alri rest are pretty grim have to say
>>158278002Was thinking the same. Keen to hear your strat on how get her away from the fag on the left and the tranny beside the fag though.
>>158277991cutie on the left
>letting pakis get to 300 Lost the story
>fruit platter at drinkscor that looks good.also, is thirsti a soda or a beer or what?
>>158278015SA have only scored 166 runs in three days. Clearly they are an inferior cricket team to Pakistan.
Will be getting myself a drink during the THIRSTI drinks break, the official hydration partner of Cricket South Africa and the national team, the Proteas
whats it called when it feels like theres thousands of bugs crawling inside you?
Think we can safely say the Sonny Baker experiment has been a resounding failure
>>158278031wheres the meat pies
its crazy that we still put up with this 4 goats nonsenseone of them should've been dropped for boland summers ago, and i volunteer cummins
boland is too old, we need to blood some young guns
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.The second best time to plant a tree is 19 years ago.
whys this nigga look 75 years old?
watching the cricket
temba what are you doing
the quientessnial classic 99 and out
>yeah, let's bring myself on with a guy on 99, and give him a bouncer with no fielding cover where he'll hit ithow is this guy the captain?
High IQ hundred
>>158278102yeah wtf was that
fkn cumdog
>>158278105Why'd he make a kissy face?
>>158278121he does it every time he's about to bat it's been freaking me out actually
Any hot chicky babes?
>>158277996yeah i'm just assuming it'll be fine
pozzies awfully quiet
captain woke out
>>158278175
Pat "woke" cummins aka solar panel pat aka captain planet is 0/79
>>158278186While my initial reaction is dismissive, maybe he’s right
>>158278186have you heard warner talk
>>158278186shant be listening to anyone who married dogmeat.
The days of domination are over
smudge taking a dive to go back to the hotel ffs
carey's catch desu
whens tea
any rain coming?
smudge will never catch again after this
They should declare if they want any chance of winning
HE'S GOT A HAT-TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
SMITH DEAD? I was taking a shit say it ain't so
>>158278242another white man thinking he can tell black people what to do
reckon this might be a draw aye
roolapse incoming
how is /afl/ more busy than /cric/ right now?
>>158278267its like an animorph
>no proper spinner in lineup
the south african lady!
>>158278313I like her new hair
>>158278313poo'e m'undies
Someone posted about howie being called the Australian man when it happened, didn’t hear it myself and didnt think it would become as big of a mainstream meme kek
>>158278337>>>/wsg/6256054
>>158278278
>>158278351kek
So hungry
>>158278368based me might have some cheeky late night noodles
finna have two pieces of fruit toast
do I need to stay up till 3am watching australia feed runs
ah fuck he's got ms paint out again
New >>158278404
>>158278410you don't need to do this
>>158278417What do you mean
>>158278400
how many balls do you reckon carey has caught in his life?
>>158278429a gazillion
green would have 28 wickets already
hearing reports nathan lyon has visited a local witch and paid for a voodoo ritual to seal the australian team's fate to a lengthy draw
Is Bavuma the south africa's Matt Renshaw?
catastrophic story loss
>>158278282would
>>158278426nice
>>158278466guy bottom right plucks his eyebrows but isn't gay
Hope smudge never becomes an umpire.
we suck at criggy lads :(
remember when we were 20-2
>>158278533>it was 2/12 & 6/110
A good move here might be trying to take a wicket, wonder if anyone has relayed that to the support staff
>>158278548
double cenny looms
I think it's time for Cummins to be dropped I'm afraid
>>158278589you just know he's being woke racist and giving away runs because he THINKS that SA need a leg up on us (they don't)
how do I listen to the xhosa commentators, they have to be better than howie
I blame this on that dumb fuck Howard saying "will Hazlewood even be needed" at 6-fer.
is bavuma hutu or tutsi?
we used to be a do whatever it takes to win team, sandpaper, headshots, hacking snicko, anything.
might hop on an airlink plane
Cumfag out, cancer survivor Maddinson to be Australia's brave captain, Lyon back in
>duckett got out on 45 Is there ever a match for England where he doesn't disappoint?Looks like another Rootsavesthedayslop
New zachy pic dropped >>158278357
>>158278639>another match when Root is the only player bat like human beingmany such cases
work called
>work called posting in 2026
>>158278550Upon reflection, I'm beginning to think this was, and potentially still is, a worthwhile course of action.
SA seem like a happy fun bunch all dancing and stuff :D
>>158278639>>Looks like another Rootsavesthedayslopor is it?
>>158278709>kweens, jamz, white slags, blokes tonning upwhat a life
>>158278709thighs at 0:17 good lord
400-7 my word
business idea: give carey a bowl
OI SA YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO LET US HAVE A PLAY ON THE VIDEO GAME
England on a collapse
>3rd day of the test 1st innings >we better get 500 runs bros
dripping with anticipation to see our batters score < 50
>history making partnership
Hope we get a kino 99* declaration
>>158278083being in the closet ages you
welcome to test cricket where no one shows up, the result doesn't matter and everyone just stat pads
holy shit
now thats cricket
Marnus labuautism
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFFGETTING OUTTED BY COLD TOASTIE HIMSELF
If they weren't gonna declare why wouldn't you hit a single then go for the slog next over?>>158278925>looks back at camerman>still does a little ass dancemy dick
GONE OUT POOLAPSE
Wait what happened.I was looking out the side of my eye saw the swing, thought he missed and Starc didn't look happy.
>declare now that you're out players shouldn't be captains
Would be a shame if the light was bad and play stopped.
>>158278961
rabada out wtih a brave 0(0)
>>158278975I had it muted so that's probably why I didn't realise.
>>1582789810(0)* you plebian
>not sending out a night watchpersonwe wanna lose right
irradiate his balls again ffs
The coward Travis Head doesn't like to face the first ball
not sure about this maddison fucker kek
Based Boland
I called this result
>edge>cameraman doesn't bother followingwhy is every other country so shit at filming cricket?
GET GIM OFFGET MADDINSON OFF
finally sending out our elites
>starc or cummins have a chance to last a few overs then stay in all day tomorrow and pick up a ton>bitch out, send boland
>>158279062woah ease up on the privilege bro if they don't want to track the ball its ok
