Aus vs SA Aus won the toss and chose to concede 500SA 41-0
SA is bazballing rn bros
where is Isa she should have replaced howie
Where's Smith?
ohnononono>100 runs in 5 overs
I'm fighting a losing battle
>>158381359imagine her tits getting bigger as the baby inside her develops
GONE GOTTEM>>158381177This should have been the OP
>>158381366
>>158381367average scg defender
>>158381367based hope he's doing well and will enjoy the bbl coming up :D
Australia lost this before a ball was even bowled
>>158381367Looking good Micksperg
>>158381369Why does that happen? Is the baby in her boobs too?
>yeah we will have a bowl fist thanks
this is the worst disaster I've ever seen and i lived through the Christchurch earthquake
seems like this would be a good surface for australia to bat first on and build some confidence in your batsmen, shame south africa won the toss
>>158381391>livedare you sure
>>158381388Milk
India just erased Australia from the record books
>>158381397tits 2bh
>>158381391Did that kill more or less people that that shooter?
>>158381353>no /cric/
>>158381391Talking about Pakis or the pozzies?Oh didn’t realise the peewees were playing >international t20Who cares?
>>158381404more i think
India might reach this before the 10th over.
>Oh didn’t realise the peewees were playingoh don't worry, we're not.
>>158381376You fucking downer, you even forgot to put /cric/ in the OP. Dogshit bake.
Kek get fucked ausgaylia
>>158381422calm your twinkle tits, we'll get to 500 before you know it
>>158381420i kekd
boland would have at least 5 wickets by now
>>158381413kekit's worth watching for the biddies
>>158381424So true
How much do you get paid to have a 20+ economy rate bowling for New Zealand in a meaningless t20?
gotta go do some laundry, nothing happen whilst I'm gone pls
>spin already at 12 overgrim
>>158381436*steals your seat* sucker
>lil nigga almost scored 50 in 19 ballsgg
>>158381436*sniffs your seat*
>>158381451billie elish and her producer!!
bottled his half cenno
>>158381451beautiful neck
Not really sure why with all the talk about the Aussie bowling line-up selection they don’t just pick the “Fab Four” and then Boland as well?Can still pick 5 batsmen + keeper, the fact that the batting is shit is another issue, if you’re expecting no.7 to bail out the rest of the batting you’re fucked already.
REAL NEW>>158381138>>158381138>>158381138>>158381138
gm fellas…let’s see here>yeah we will have a bowl fist thanks>no cricbut>dat Indian opening partnership et wala finna be a glorious day after all
>>158381451Didn't know Zoey Deutch was a cricket fan.
>>158381451Beauty. Gonna move to Cape Town now.
Is boland injured why isn't he playing?
boland is too elite and was making everyone look like shit
>>158381469Gotta get Lyon (0 for 250 off 130 overs incoming) into the team.
>>158381469not from nsw
If cumlord wasn't a coward he woulda dropped himself.
KWABtner
>dropped the John Key/Indira Gandhi Shield
>couldn't even break the hundy recordwhat was the point of this "match" even being played?
>>158381477I worry that, with smudge also out, captaincy wouldve fallen into greens hands
>>158381451unreal to me that unkempt slobs get sexy pale maidens like this. just doesn't mentally compute
>>158381451>tfwngf
>>158381353REAL NEW>>158380422>>158380422>>158380422
>>158381469why pick boland when you've got the best allrounder in the world cameron green and the legendary spinner nathan loins, both are perfect for such flat pitches!
>>158381488You worry about competency?
>>158381489Her dad or just someone next to her >>158381490>
>Australia chose to bowl because they are nervous about their battingBut they will have to bat at some point? Will this just be a repeat of the 2nd test? SA post a huge score and get Australia out for cheap and follow on and win by an innings
>when Australia needed his sneer of cold command he was no where to be found
>>158381492 >yeah we will have a bowl fist thanks
>>158381489have you tried having a large penis?
>kiwis so rattled they tried to cheat an over done a ball too soon>then did a wide, so had to bowl 8
>>158381507move on
>>158381507At the end of the day they have to live in south Africa while I live in Australia so I am the winner and they are the losers
nice shot of the moon
Yeah nah, not watching this slop
>>158381509the only person confused was the umpire you revisionist indian cunt
don't get too mouthy indian
>>158381515elon?
>>158381515>poor musk has to wear an outfit so he doesn't get assassinated at the criggy
>>158381515we found their day job
>getting Bazzed by Ackerman
>No 10 wicket victory>No half century>No fastest century record>No win inside 10 oversNew Zealand quietly stacking up narrative wins here
fucking kek they weren't called wides when "we" were batting though were they
>lyon being mashed out of the entire fucking ground 15 overs into a test match you chose to bowl first onoh dear
>>158381535okay all 6 more runs lad
>>158381487> true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. to force them to acknowledge your greatness
>another sixthe batsmen are getting way too much heat when these bowlers are bowling like this
Yep never change Australia. I remember in 05 where Hussey was smashing century after century in county cricket and they left him out of the squad. Same shit as usual with Boland.
it has never been more over than it is right now
>we'll have a pooview thanks m8>>158381540*meanwhile plans to burn Earth to a cinder*
why on earth is Cameron green playing ahead of Boland
>>158381540sir that is a baseball
rate the best bowler of the lot
Based Cummins delivering another disasterclass
>>158381548asked the same ting yesternight ngl x
>>158381545Boland is unfortunately the 4th best fast bowler. Even with a good match there's simply no room for him if we play a spinner
>>158381550Where's the goat Santner
>>158381549tabla for noticing x
>>158381557his economy is too low to be included
>>158381489well your a faggot, thats your problem. kek what a faggot you cant get pussy.
fuck up sebbo
but marnus is our spin bowler
to be fair to phullups that would have been the greatest catch of all time, had to try
flying glenn
>>158381567Stuart Macgill would have got a wicket off that.
When do we strip the woke goat of his captaincy?
>Abhishek out for a BELOW 300 strike ratestory lost
>>158381575never unless they find him sexting women on his phone like they did with our best ever captain
>>158381575We dont because there is no replacement And mumza loves him
>>158381575at least 3 years ago, maybe more
>>158381556Isn't Boland our best number 3?
Is it true that sebshit is an autistic 45 year old indian man?
this performance is gonna cost the blackshits millions in the ipl
https://www.instagram.com/p/De3C02YmfDg/?img_index=1
>>158381576>>158381519>no cric> …yh we’ll have a bat first teeheehee x
>make up lame neck injury so I don't have to embarrass myself and cry on the telly again>get to post comfy memes in /cric/ on my ipadme when I'm steve smith
>>158381578Uhh yes, I forgot he's the cricketing Pat Rafter
>>158381557unironically too cowardly to bowl himself
it must be fun walloping dumb shit slow bowlers around the field
Boland's last Test: 5 wickets 81 runs conceded, 42 runs made. Cummins' last Test: 0 wickets 96 runs conceded, 11 runs made.
>>158381557>>158381592his 1st over only cost 6 runs
>>158381584see>>158381588
>>158381599
>>158381592Him and smyth know when not to engage in humiliation rituals
ONYA GAZ!!!!!!
switching over to The Dog Stars
New Phoeb' dropped
>drinks break when India are gonna win the game in 5 minutes
>>158381600x
>>158381600
>>158381607need to show adverisements don't they?
>>158381540so Dukat is a loser? Not only did he never earn the respect from the Bajorans, he even died by the hands of Sisko.
>>158381605based quincy dudd poster
>>158381605Not a big fan of that arm hair
Boyzone are looking rough.
>>158381604might change to shortland street
george bailey is a criminal and must be brought to trial
someone should tell the aussie bowlers that their job is to get wickets not feed runs
>>158381616
>>158381621QRD on the last 30 seasons or so?
>>158381613>rejected by bajor>rejected by cardassia>rejected by founders>rejected by prophets>rejected by pah wraithskwab
>>158381630Joey was the killer
aussiebros where the FUCK is the wicket that was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>158381630please tell me that is not your penis
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
Cummins is so out of form. How the hell is starc bowling at a lower economy that him.
>meanwhile Pakis 8/92
>>1583816449 now
>>158381613>>158381631…um…yh.. Dukat’s tragedy wasn’t that he died at Sisko’s hands, but that he mistook power for greatness and obedience for respect. he conquered Bajor, yet never conquered his own need for validation…one of me fav shows ngl x
>>158381643cummo is old and broken down bro, this is what old fast bowlers look like at the tail end of their career
Not gonna lie, former Australian here. This is fucking hilarious watching Australia crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Cummins get the nuclear codes.
>>158381633And we would still beat England
>>158381631forgot>rejected by kira>rejected by daughterseriously the only thing he ever did was rape bajoran women
>>158381654how does one become a former Australian
Scrap this entire team. Keep head maybe
my fave /cric/ lore is when it was revealed that fatguts sebbo dog fucker was just as hated in /trek/ as he was in /cric/
>>158381658you just worry about becoming an aussie first, champ
>>158381654former?
>>158381658it's like renouncing ones faith
>>158381661I'd keep renshaw too desu
heading to the UK on a boat from france and tearing up my passport to get a free house and unlimited govbucks
>>158381657ATTENTION BAJORAN VAGINAS
>>158381670Nah. Fuck sack the lot. Send a message
>>158381667formerly chuck's
>>158381661Id keep Head but playing him down the order, keep Renshaw opening, keep Carey as keeper, keep Hazelwood and put Boland in. Scrap the rest
>>158381678Hahahaha, keep Hazelwood.
>retard gets banned for linking to a gayfl thread in the cricket thread>hurr durr why did I get banned for off topic postingretard
>we will score a 6 to win>gets out
>>158381678>Hazelwood
still two more games of this series to watch India rape us some more
Moral victory to New Zealand
its time bros *does the rain dance*
>>158381681>>158381685I would he will probably get a wicket soon
>>158381686we're more of a 3-0 in India and WTC test mace winning nation. Fuck me ubereats is gonna be expensive on the weekend though.
do we even have a test team? can't remember the last time we played
don't the players or at least the captains inspect the pitch?
we'll have a bowl thanks
bowled 'imtake a hatrick
sometimes I walk to maccas watching cricket on my phone, and when I get there all the uber drivers are loitering watching the cricket on their phones toomaybe we aren't so different after all
>>158381701
>RoadWe are so fucked. >WE CAN'T BAT.
the players have aged and have transitioned to official unc statusthe fire is gone ausbros, its unironically over
do you think the cameraMEN get annoyed when some bloke tries to stand up in front of the woman they're filming
>>158381713I do
>>158381700Cummins was worried even with a road we would get bowled out in a day and a session maybe, and then south Africa would be in a commanding position. At least this way they can bat for 2 full days, and if the pitch holds up hold out for a draw and thus drawn series. Which counts as a win playing in south Africa. You're not looking at the full picture.
"we" took more wickets and therefore a moral victory
>>158381713I know I certainly was.
>>158381695>test mace winning nation
when's the wicket coming bros
>had sa pacers bowl back to back during the last INNINGS defeat> umm…yh… we will have a bowl first ..get some more rest fellas x
>>158381722who cares they're putting babes on the tv again
Cummo is in their for his leadership because batting on absolute road was according to him too difficult for our batting line up so better off having a bowl.
>>158381722after south africa declare
gg India
>6
Washedtrick Bummins
>>158381732
>>158381730>Cummo is in their for his leadership because batting on absolute road was according to him too difficult for our batting line up Too be fair it probably is.
>>158381715why not play criggy good and win
>>158381719SAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
one hunned
>>158381728would have been a kino sole shot if she barefoot
solid ODI score that
>>158381737Cummins knows this team is simply not good enough. Head is still opening and is very hit and miss outside Australia. And Marnus will not chip in for more than 20-30.So if Australia was batting right now there is a good chance we would already be 2 or 3 down. Better to play for the draw which means let SA bat as long as possible.
>>158381728great eyebrows and neck on the right
>>158381737keKkkk
Mad that India play cricket for hours and the self proclaimed Indian makes zero comments about it but for some reason he's able to find time to talk about Australian cricket
>woke worldkek
Off with his head
>>158381656>And we would still beat EnglandNot exactly flex when engshitters just lost twice to inbreds and couldn't defend 430 against the Lankans who smashed the convicts out of the last WCAnyway how the flying fuck could you not select honourary Hindu /strongmond/ HISand for this test? Staggering. Postman Woke should've faked an injury (like steve sandpaper shit) and dropped himself
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I've decided I'll only be watching matches involving a combination of NZ, Australia, South Africa, England, and mayhaps Ireland, moving forward.
>>158381736the outcome is going to be the same instead of giving us at least a chance at winning this thing and giving our batsmen some confidence. Now all we can hope for is a draw.
DROPPED THE ASHES
>Pakistan (25.3/50 ov) 110/10I'm tired of having to play these shitters in every tournament
>>158381748*KABOOOM*
Dropped the de Kock-Cummins
>>158381761your own fault for letting them get away in the first place.
>>158381755Honestly could accept losing every test match if it means beating England every time we play
abhishek genuinely has a case for not only the greatest t20 batsman oat but also the greatest batsman across forms of cricket we have ever seen. In terms of absolute ceiling , nobody has done what abhishek can do in full flow in a single innings, Kohli and the other previous legends had flaws in their ball striking ability thus had to rely on six and then rotate strike to salvage their average and climb the charts for "consistency" metric , this guy doesn't have to do that, he has the ability and has already showcased time and time again that he has the ability to end the game in PP itself no matter the opposition, ground, conditions, pitch etc etc. His case for the greatest batsman even is very simple, throughout different eras, different forms of cricket have been regarded as the absolute pinnacle of the competition in cricket for that particular era. In the Early days , until the 90s it was test cricket, from the 90s till around mid 2010s it was ODI cricket, and from 2020 onwards t20 has definitively been the highest form of cricket. Now if you compare the level of competition in each era's toughest format of cricket, modern t20 cricket easily stands out as the most difficult, provided players now have the best biomechanics, infrastructure, nurturing, nutrition and many other factors influencing the competition, cricket has ever seen. Now to be an absolute outlier even in such a different era is something, which I think only the GOAT of cricket can do
HE FUCKING DROPPED IT YOU BETTER GET A DOUBLE CENNY FUCK WIT
Just dropped the Cum-Steyn Trophy
beer is destroying travis head
This is what happens when you put short cunts in positions like that.Webby would have stood his ground and caught it no problem.
>>158381770*immediately points at cummins and mumbles "thats for bowling first"*
>>158381770Told ya, sack the lot
>South Africa’s first 100-plus opening against Australia since Petersen and Smith’s 138 at Adelaide in 2012
some seccy came within inches of being killed KEK
>>158381778
ausfailure
might go to the driving range tomorrow night instead
>>158381787Majestic
>>158381787kek
if south africa are scoring this easy, i can't wait to see how many runs our boys put on the board
>>158381778Take those stupid fluro sunnies off ya cunt
>>158381767mind if I post this on reddit? Free upvotes in /r/cucket ;-)
garn bed night lads
In desperate need of a back massage lads
do NOT look up ackerman's middle name
>>158381794YEAHHHH…after three days of fielding
>>158381803>Marque Nigger Ackerman
chat is this real
lollmao even
bros >we are getting heemed
>>158381803marquis de sade ackerman
this wouldn't happen to hisland
/heem/ sleepy
NOT a good morning fellas tbqh
fuck this
>>158381803Were his parents 4channers?
>18 runs
ackerman cleaning up here
Based saffers
yummy mummy
>four 4s in a rowkek
>yeah nice gazza try get hit for six this ball ayy
Reckon Aussies could do with a wicky here
>>158381851got one behind the stumps champ
>>158381846>AWWWWWWW YIS NATHANN GOOD ROTATION
my boss doesn't know I'll be staying up all night seething and diminishing my productivity tomorrow
Who's our next xapt6after Cummins?
Who’d win a tarqs vs tradies cricket match
You just know Smith is sitting on his bike thinking, damn I could have gotten 42(192) on this pitch
>>158381865the tarqs couldn't bowl and the tradies couldn't bat
>>158381862Is will Sutherland woke?
>>158381766Embarrassing position to take but based nonethelessAlso>quarter of a century since convicts last won away in englel
we're more of a after lunch criggy team
hearing reports of a backlash
>>158381878That doesn't sound true at all but I can't be bothered checking.
Gazza will never get his average below 30 before he retires, so sad
>>158381843keKkkkkkk
>ynr spud guns
>Something in the pocketOH NO NO NOSAME OLD AUSSIES
>>158381898Oi
liek Icarus innit fellas¿cummo got dem hubris
what movies should i watch instead of the cricket for the next 5 nights?
>>158381917Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World each night
>>158381917Play Bloodborne on PC instead
There Will Be Cricket
>>158381917Once Upon a Time in China
What does it mean when your eyelid twitches rapidly the whole day?
>>158381928how much sleep you getting boss
>>158381921omgjust watched it last night!!THiss
>>158381928too much caffieen
>>158381917The Killing of a Chinese BookieZero Zero Zero
>>158381930A solid 5 hours a night
>>158381917see>>158381921gladiator 2 if you haven’t already
what does it mean when your eyelids close periodically the whole day?
wew
>>158381917moneyballfield of dreamsbull durhamthe sandlot
>>158381946
>>158381948
>>158381946Could be lime disease
>>158381950Major League is better than all of them
>>158381948YWNBAW
>>158381946you're gonna drop more catches Trav
Can Scott Boland request a trade?
>>158381971just get boland to swap shirts with hazlewood and then send him out there
>>158381971Welcome to the cattery Scott boland
>>158381921The didn’t bowl over-arm at the time this movie was set
>>158381994keep bailey smit away from him
>>158381921blacks weren't allowed to play cricket when this was set
>>158381921wtf is that field set up?
>>158381971>Ben Simmons has been traded to the Australian Cricket team>The Sacramento Kings will use Scott Boland as their 2nd choice Center.
>>158382009bodyline innit
>>158382009its the lesser of two weevils
Scott "Not" Hisland
>Marques Ackerman’s 82* is the highest individual score by a South African in a first session on Day 1, surpassing Markram’s 78 against Pakistan in Johannesburg in 2019
Nothing comfier than cuddle up in bed with the tranny and falling asleep listening to the cricky
>>158381928It means:>high blood pressure behind eye>causing a small lump on it>that makes it twitchOr as I call it, covid/vaccine reactions.
>>158381971Can hisland play 7 for the chookies?
>>158381921Why does the umpire have a sword
>>158381928low magnesium
8 wickets incoming
Hazlewood doesn't pass the eye-test. Boland should have his spot.
Dubs for a wicket next over
Rape expert here, this is what is happening currently
>>158382067
>>158382028my nanna used to sleep with a tranny in her bed every night listening to bruce and phil on 3aw
>>158381782I remember watching them thrash us at the WACA. God we were so shit. To go from the 00s invincibles to that pile of crap post 08 was a nightmare.>>158381843I remember posting here last summer that K-dog was still handy and critical. I am justified.
>>158382059I look like this when I'm reading /cric/
>>158382059Kek. Woke god is fired up
>>158381881Correct, I burned down the PM's house for this.
>>158382068>implying it's not consensualYou don't remember the last time they played here.
BRING BACK THE SANDPAPER
gonna fold my laundry and put it away, no wickets whilst I'm gone thx
I will be holding my breath until the next weekend
>>158382094Just watch.>they need drama
new to cricket, which of these bowlers are our world class ones?
Glad >we get to wipe this tour away soon when NZ play >us. Gonna be so good seeing AUSGODS flog a minnow nation
>>158382121The 12th man, Scott BolandThe one who brings on drinks or gear for the players
>>158382121Labuschagne is our best one.
>>158382126Unbelievable, wtf.
ACKerman
GOTTEM GONE
GONE GOTTEM
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFPOOLAPSE STARTS NOWFUCKEN PRICKS
NICE ONE GAZZA TURNED THAT ONE AWAY JUST LIKE YA TURNED AWAY YOUR WIFE AND KIDS
>out stumped on 95did he have a few beers at lunch?
>>158382121how is that for world class you fuckwit
why did the cunt step so far forward
>>1583821421-41 kek
marnus sperging out kek
>best bowler from last game is restedThis is the worst decision I've seen the selectors make. This ... is utterly baffling. Cummins had to be dropped.
Not sure if the white saffers or the chud rich aussies that play cricket are the vilest of our spawn
>>158382145advanced australian mindgames of luring them into a false sense of security only to suddenly start playing cricket
>out in the nervous nineties
>>158382146kek 95 and out
>>158382158many such cases sadlyhow do we go about fixing it?
Nearly stumped again.
>>158382164Don't show the players scores on the scoreboard
ACK-
>>158382164walk down the pitch to their spinner and hit a six so you go from 95 to 101 in one hit
I would never get nervous in the 90s, because frivolous milestones mean nothing to me. “Oh look, my score is now 3 digits instead of 2 after I added one run to my tally”, how quaint
classic camerman stitchup
Useless cunt
>>158381959thisBull Durham is breddy good thoughEephus mogs all
>bowl first >0-50why is this cunt captain again
>>158382183oh kek good point
>>158382189Nice face but >chubby >but no tits
>>158382189grim
>>158382182not me, one time in the Snooker 19 game I was on for my first century break and I had to take a pace around the room
In club cricket when retards get out for 99 or 98 or something they sook and walk around the boundary by themself kek
why was Ackerman so lazy? he didnt even attempt to get back behind the creasereckon i could have made some part of my body back behind the crease
yeah onya gazza
is south africa cheating do we think?
>>158382219
>>158381732When's the test series starting? Had the pleasure of watching the peewees bury the engshitterball this summer what a treat that was
spill the tea lads
>protests in SA to install another apartheid>by blacks>against... other blacksNow this is funny.Watch as the ICC does nothing in response instead of banning SA like in the past.>LET THEM IIIIIIN
We need some vibe bowlers.
>>158382230kek
>>158382230brilliant
>>158382230Not enough blood.
>>158382230>grow the hair out to hide the baldingwe've all been there
>hazlewood couldn't bend down to stop that
>>158382237Yep, posture.I had this issue... at 22. kek
>not even playing CooperUnbelievable.
>>158382219No your bowers are just shit
Khawaja and warner would make 300 on this pitch
start playing better
>>1583822581>2>3 I need to leave this thread, this webms keep giving me erections.
ok, somethings building.I know this set up.
I dont support ausgaylia
>>158382259Khawaja and Warner were never good at the same time. Warner was good when Khawaja was shit, then when Khawaja started to be good Warner became shit
So lyon is the best spinner in Australia current?
Cooper Connolly will save us
>>158382223Why do you care not like you're going to watch it are you
>>158382274this
>>158382274if not, he's dropped
>>158382258Imagine the femdom handjobs
HISland would have a five for by now
>>158382287You mean once he saves us he's dropped.
>>158382258for me, it's 3>2>1
>>158382293If he shows me up, he's gone
Glad that Australia are treating Boland like the cricketer he is in my head and not the cricketer the fake numbers say he is
solving racism with fried chicken
>Lyon has gotten all the wicketsSelectors were justified in dropping Boland for him desu.
>>158382300I can't believe Graeme Smith's son is wearing an aussie kit.
>>158382301>wicketS
>>158382300looks like Bobotie
Yous blokes got your halloween costumes sorted?
>>158382300even the jeets in SA want to be aussies
>>158382308yes mate
>>158382308of course
Captain Woke MUST GO
>>158382316>one size fits mosthope that includes me
>>158382308yeah m8
adam gilCHRIST
Wickie?
>The groundsman used a heavy roller on the pitch every day for a monthAmazing decision for the deciding test.
>>158382308I tested it on the gf, she said I looked retarded.I said exactly, I'm going as an Australian Cricket Selector!
>>158382308yes mate.
>advertisement for "follow-on" milkWe don't want the follow-on milk again thanks.>>158382269Looks fine to me.
excuse me lads just preparing the pitch for today
excited to drink some beach milk during the summer
>>158382339LOL
>>158382300Whitest kid from Sydney 2bh.
>>158382352tucked king
>>158382339
>>158382219kek>>158382308isn't that an American only thing?
>>158382346If you added 5 more blokes you'd have the Australian Cricket Team
>>158382352I know her, she got fucked by some rugby team in a nightclub toilet.
>>158382346And yet we chose to bowl.
>>158382368its funny how she uses it as a talking every time she's on the telly, bet warner loves that
>>158382308working on the misso's
>>158382352She's really cute.
Been invited to any halloween parties lads?
>>158382361It's not as big as here but some people get into it.
>>158382374thats david warner mate
>>158382381
Candace Warner is a lovely woman
>>158382387I heard she got fucked by some rugby team in a nightclub toilet.
kek @ old mate thinking thats a drone shot
>>158382393Say that to David Warner's face mate
>>158382308
>>158382403ok i will tweet it at him
>>158382387you'd know, SBW
>>158382380>always tired>can never sleep
>>158382407If i had a halloween party i'd go as Kevin Nash
If there isn’t a wicket in the next 2 overs I’m turning it off
>>158382346>we finna bowl them out in two innings moite
>>158382431sessions **Ooooof
lose to win
>those two workers caught live not working>jumping back to their screensWell ah.. the might need a new job after that.
>>158382436kek
>>158382441anyone who fires a worker for watching the cricket is a bum!
>>158382436>quick, hop on 4chan so they think we're working
/hungy/
>build wagie cagies right next to a cricket groundproductivity numbers musn't be very good for that firm
>>158382436What job could they be doing there?
>>158382452same but I have no snacks and don't wanna make oxo cube noodles
GOTTEM
GONE GOTTEMGAMES IN THE BAG
>>158382436This is your average professional email-sender
>>158382436ohnonoooooo
fuck you sebshit
starc showing head how to catch a ball
>shartkram
collapse imminent
settle petal x
if they're trying to hit sixes they'll probably be a declaration soon
brapumaaa double cenny yh¿??
>cheating aussies hacked the screen
If I was bowling I would have a cover point, long on, square leg, deep extra cover and two short legs
STARCGOD
>>158382453I'm now wondering why the offices were necessary. I thought T20 was doing well enough to stop that.
COLLAPSE
hello i'm back from workand i'm BUZZED
ITS HAPPENING
>>158382501buzz to meet you
POOLAPSE
>>158382501sad how the australian media ignores volk
>fuck up your ball, complete lack of spin>will get praise for "arm ball" genius
>>158382508fuck them they're a bunch cunts
Uhhh Safferbros we're in trouble here
>be spinner winner chicken dinner>don't spin the ball and aim at the stumps
>Bavuma
>>158382489Sorry lads. I did it.
breetzke might be on the brewskies soonish
they'll still score 400+
>>158382522holy unc gif
always remember brapuma needs spin early and often> 158266692 >don’t know who needs to hear this ( Cummins prolly) but to get BAVOOMA u need spin early and oftenplain and simple xt. cricPRO
>>158382523ehh
>>158382516PSYCH FAKE OUT!!!
>>158266692
>>158382516Wrong-un?
>>158382527Has to be nearly 20 yrs old now.I think I was a kid when I first saw it.
>no bounceuhoh.Pitch wasn't doing that early.
cummins is a genius!!! best Australian captain who ever lived
What is the point of playing Connolly if they’re not even gonna bowl him
>Bavumamore like BADuma
>>158382567Well he's more a batter that can bowl a bit, but I agree.
>>158382567this but green
>>158382567we're saving him just like I'm saving myself for the right woman
fuck off sebshit
Grace BrothersHaberdashery 10 minutes champ
>can't sledge much anymore>but we can still use uncomfortable ambiguous innuendoThis was my side's speciality. Had this one slips player who was just savage.
>>158382596>Haberdasheryayyyy yooooo you wolkin there?>>158382601example?
>>158382585THIS
What can you bully south africans about?
Lyon destroying the Saffas batsmen like he destroyed his family.
>>158382602>he's a tight looking fella boysIt almost sounds like a compliment, but then they double take and squint at you.
>>158382613kek based
>>158382608the economy
CONNOLLY ABOUT TO GET 3 WICKETS
>>158382608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZLHcwmP-9A
>>158382608District 9 and Elysium
>>158382617That one was clean, the person I was talking about did much much worse. The more uncomfortable the better.I can't remember the zingers.
My loneliness is killin me
need that fella in my team
That's the body telling ypu that you need a wank
You were at the cricket right /cric/?
>>158382625Wasn't this guy on a tv show once?
>>158382653neat
>>158382608Our soccer team is extremely shit for how much the mávros like the sport
>>158382653
>cummins didn't celebrate his half cenny very humble
>>158382653Beaut of a ground
corr some beauties on the telly just then
>>158382633That red latex suit awakened things for me as a child.
GONE FUCK FF
CONNOLLY HAS COME TO SAVE USWHAT DID I TELL YOU
BREETZKE IS ON THE BREWSKIES!!!!!!!!
RIP Hansie Cronje
using those BBL skills :D
goneski
never doubted it fellas ngl>bowl first
Would hate for rickleton to tickle one down to the keeper.
fimna gotta test wicket fr fr no cap
dumb rule it was blocked by the bat after it hit the pad
>>158382695>>158382695>>158382695>>158382695
>>158382690try putting the bat in front of the pad ;)
>>158382690what would it have hit if the pad wasn't there?
Unbelievable hawkeye or whatever.I didn't think that would hit.
