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Flames Edition
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>>158411293
Anime and whales
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Flames SUCK
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>>158411226
Many are thinking this
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>>158411293
Based just got done gooning for the last 4 hours Go Flames
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8-5 Devils make /hoc/ seethe
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>>158411305
VPN off Finland
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Lets keep the swede posting to a minimum
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>>158411313
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Gay men, don't respond to this post
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Sweden
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I'm waiving my NMC /hoc/ you can trade me
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Gary, r u gay, GArY?
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>>158411333
We'll waived you first.
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>>158411333
You expect to get traded with trips like that?
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>>158411349
I'm not requesting a trade I'm just waiving but I like it here
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>>158411357
>I'm just waiving
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Anon has been traded to /cric/ for Rajesh, Pooja, and Gupta
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Larkbitch was on a blistering 16 goal pace. Who wouldn't jump to get him? Huh? Who?!?
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>and so with the suspension the Dylan Larkin episode comes to a sudden climax
just like my jav Shibari porn!
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>raise your NMC in the air, and waive it like you don't just care,
>and if you want to get suspended without pay, somebody say "Hi, I'm Dylan Larkin, please hire me"
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Good for the redwings fuck this new era of players
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Is Larkin the dumbest fuck in the NHL?
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>>158411333
We've been building our whole team around you...
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>>158411409
no that's most likely brady tkachuk
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Larkin listened to Brady and now his reputation and legacy is tarnished forever
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if crosby was shitting his diaper over wanting to get traded to a canadian team because he hates america so much this swedecuck would be clapping his hands and slapping his knees in joy
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Brady is Einstein compared to Larkin.
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>>158411417
No bro no worries I'm not requesting a trade I'm just saying I didn't think it was fair that I couldn't move. I think the fans were mad
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>>158411333
checked
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^ All gay
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Larkin, more like... Malarkeyn!
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I started years ago praying for the Wings to get fucking rid of that soft pusy. I switched over to praying to Satan even. And now, that pusy an heros kys himself.
Is Satan the answer?
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Kinda sad to realize most players don't give a shit about the team they play for and would throw them under the bus without hesitation
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>>158411374
niggas 30 and a bitch to boot
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should we nationalize the national hockey league?
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>>158411485
jesus rules
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>>158411485
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>>158411511
fugg you got me
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>>158411504
I don't think it's most players. I think there are just some players like Hellebuyck and Larkin who are in increasingly adverse circumstances and grow apart from the team.
I think if you said something negative about the Devils to Jack or Luke they would take it personally
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>>158411517
You gotta go back.
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>>158411504
larkin sucks the wings should be glad to have the chance to be rid of him
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>>158411409
No more marners for me.
It's a larkin now.
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>>158411526
Those poor multi millionaires in adverse circumstances...
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>>158411547
Marner is the reverse Larkin he had an NMC and he didn't waive it when Brad tried to trade him. It was really selfish of Brad not to understand it was a I want to stay with the leafs forever clause
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/hoc/'s Jackies play pretty soon
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>>158411549
t. the guy who's siding with the billionaires
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konichua /hoc/ san
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>>158411549
as opposed to poor chris illitch who works so hard to keep the red wings afloat :(
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We still call them that here
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>Marner uses his NMC to fuck the team
>Crickets
>Larkin uses his NMC to fuck the team
>Complete pandemonium
volumes
simply volumes
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To detroit: Frost + some shit
To some third team: Larkin
to flames: prospects and shit
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>>158411579
based
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>>158411570
I fear not the team who has made 10,000 trades. I fear the player who has been traded 10,000 times.
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>>158411579
The player shouldn't be able to waive his NMC, but the GM should
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>>158411579
>Marner
>Crickets
You're so close to getting it
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the red wings can be a complete mess who are wasting larkins career and larkin can be a pussy bitch who shouldnt have signed long term there in the first place, these two things are not mutually exclusive
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>>158411579
Toronto will recover
This might end the Wings
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one of our spuddies got called up to the methbridge hurricanes
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>>158411593
players should be able to trade their GMs
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No one should be able to waive an NMC so that Nurse could have stayed a lifelong Oiler
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>WE WILL
>WE WILL
>/HOC/ YOU
>/HOC/ YOU
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KWAB
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>>158411545
It's always has amazed me that everybody somehow arrived at thinking Larkbitch was a "star". Wtf?!?
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>>158411616
Nah, being able to make bad Nurse Shark jokes has been entirely worth the trade.
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>>158411610
>toronto will recover
from a large garbage fire to a smaller garbage fire? that's an interesting take
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>>158411610
the wings need to blow up
enough pretending that raymond and seider are a core, chuck those two fucking eurobums and i guess debrincat gets caught holding the bag but sacrifices need to be made
down to the studs
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>>158411630
Kind of like how you never received from the chilly evening of April 17 2022
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>>158411619
>619
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
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>>158411610
>Toronto will recover

1967
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gonna go to Wendy's® for dinner
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I hope some mudslime extremist comes along and cuts his faggot head off.
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>>158411645
say hi to dave for me
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>>158411622
I can't wait until he goes on a media tour talking about how awful the Wings organization is.
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/hoc/ is an ass eating genny
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>>158411668
thats a no from me dog
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>>158411622
Based
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>>158411566
bootlickers are always available to pretend professional athletes aren't also part of the proletariat.
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>>158411652
Woah buddy, that's a pretty extreme take you've got there.
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>>158411652
luckily you'll never meet him
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Canadian Nationalist Swede is by far my least favorite poster.
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>>158411656
Dave’s dead
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>>158411676
>no corkscrew pussy duck gf
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Speaking of the nj devils it’s a 6 pm EST start tomorrow in Vegas …. How cool is THAT
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>>158411682
Or will he?
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What makes this Larkin shit even funnier is that he’s from Michigan and the red wings were his childhood team
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thank God my Bruinsies don't have to go through this shit. Player don't want to be there? AUF WIEDERSEHEN !
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>>158411692
i was in vegas last week..wish my debbies could've been there too
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the only islanders allowed to post in thos genny are
>long islanders
>montrealers
>newfies
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This notion now where, a) you can select where you want to go to and b) you can demand a trade. That was never the original intention
I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
President of NHL GARY BETTMAN
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>>158411694
and then they were irredeemably dogshit for his whole adulthood
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*whiny jewish voice*
ehhhh the nmcs being used this way hurt the teams bottom line and i make less money ehhhh oh no
-gary bettman, esquire
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>>158411699
>AUF WIEDERSEHEN
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>>158411702
what if i live in new jersey and on an island? :)
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>>158411702
All my turtle island niggas are allowed on /hoc/
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>>158411668
* chuckles sensibly *
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>>158411702
Long island is a peninsula.
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>>158411678
shaddap
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Did someone raped Dylan at Wings management?
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>>158411692
nevada day :)
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Me? I live in Central New Jersey, not on an island (more of a swamp)
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>pros
The Mammies are on
>cons
I have to watch the pongs to see them
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>>158411732
>Central New Jersey
doesn't exist dumb nigga
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>>158411652
Stop posting things like that about my goalie.
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TUSKS UP
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Almost got my new butt plug stuck last night
Go Devils btw!
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>>158411725
you have nothing to lose but your chains and possibly your season tickets, brother
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yeah made breakfast for dinner
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Devils Derangement Syndrome has only just begun btw
This genny will be apocalyptic once we're 20-5
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>>158411754
based
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Bobrovsky is paid 7 mil a year plus has an NMC, that's how you make sure you never leave
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>>158411754
yum. waffles?
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>>158411728
Going off of contract negotiations under Yzerfraud, yeah actually.
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>>158411762
Raped retard
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>>158411760
yeah i rule
>>158411764
no fuck off
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>>158411754
with pancakes?
>pankaku
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How come you never hear about dinner for breakfast?
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>>158411768
good post
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>>158411744
PRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! :D
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I stand with Helleybuck and Larkin.
Larkin saw that Helly got what he wanted and doing the same now. He is not some slave, but a good, honest American man that is tired of bullshit and want to be traded.They do same shit in NBA and dont come up with some racist shit about why it happens there.
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>>158411762
go moose!
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Real important games tonight that Gary can’t rig
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watching pens/mammoth
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>>158411694
He's canacuck and his whole family are lafftards. His cuck father swam across the river and needs to be deported.
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>>158411779
White swede
>>158411652
Brown swede
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>>158411783
There have been magnets under the ice for years and you still post this
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>>158411774
'Cause no one puts syrup on meatloaf
And that's an awful shame; it sounds delicious
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>>158411710
>laffs
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All of the winners of tonight's games will pick up 2 points
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Hey look Brayden Point remembered how to score
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>>158411779
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This penalty brought to you by bill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9tF45Cp2sI
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>>158411768
>>158411777
t. samequeer
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>>158411819
bubblin'
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are we winning
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>>158411812
As an American, I look like that
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>>158411768
good post
>>158411777
yeah it was
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>>158411825
t. same-samequeer
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Is Hellebuyck playing against the Knights tomorrow?
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PROOOOOOH! :D
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>pingues
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I’m gender queer, who should I root for?
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>>158411791
Why doesn't his bitch wife want to live in Montreal?
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>>158411849
Fraid so Knightstinky
Feel free to forfeit ahead of time if you choose lmao
Pussy
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>>158411857
Any Canadian team
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>>158411857
My penguins (:
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>>158411857
My Bislanders
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>>158411857
the ded things
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2023: Hours after signing an 8 year extension, Larkin (literally) cries to media after team traded Tyler Bertuzzi and Filip Hronek. Fails to acknowledge that the team would not have sold if the players didn’t let themselves slide down the standings leading up to the deadline

2024: team barely misses playoffs, Larkin cites team needing to defend better at end of season

2025: team craters down the standings and blows away their cushion, Larkin shifts blame to the team not adding players

2026: team holds playoff positioning, adds at the deadline, craters down the standings again, Larkin shifts new blame to his teammates lower in the lineup needing to keep it out of their own net

Present day: Larkin gives the red wings a 3 team trade list, doesn’t accommodate management’s ask to give them more flexibility during the summer, teams address their roster, and now Larkin says it’s the team’s fault for not getting a deal done despite only recently expanding his list

Dylan Larkin blames anything and everything but himself.
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>>158411887
Already read all this. All wrong
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>>158411857
kraken
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>>158411863
No clue. I like Montreal, and they do seem to like Americans. If you're some ontaryuh fuckwit, they're bitchy.
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Dr. larkin, im CIA
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>>158411857
i know y'all are being ironic but gritty welcomes all
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>>158411886
Kill yourself trb
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158411887
aint reading that
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The wings would've made the playoffs if they hadn't traded hronek for whatever bust stevie used the pick on (sandin-pelikka? lol)
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>>158411927
excellent post
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>>158411927
based
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*passes puck to anon*
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>>158411927
elite post
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Letting canes win the cup didn’t fo much for attendance
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*gets murdered out in the open because anon sent them a suicide pass*>>158411943
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>>158411887
Excellent post. Ilitch demanded Yzerman put a C on this loser in 2021, and blocked Yzerman's trade of the loser in 2023, demanding he be signed longterm.

And faggots somehow think this loser is somebody kwab.
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>>158411864
bro nobody is scared of the devils kek
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Oilers have empty seats because they signed Formenton according to soilers fans on r/hockey
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>>158411963
Then why are you seething
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Speaking of these nj devils why did everyone else’s hometown remix jersey leak but not ours
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>>158411950
dumb phone poster
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>>158411965
EM has made more money than him in her career
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I bet you there are better trained players playing for the Motor City Rockers.
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>>158411980
It’s going to say debbies
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Remember when the Stars were on a 5 game win streak and everybody rated them top 3 in the league and then the Devils beat them 5-1 ha that was so long ago to my tiny brain that I already forgot about it and post "bro nobody is scared of the devils kek"
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>>158411887
>Dylan Larkin blames anything and everything but himself.
yeah for real why doesn't that nigga just put up 4 goals per game and single handedly carry the team to relevancy like KING lebron james nigga shieeeeeeet
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>>158411981
what's qrong with phone postin8d?
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>>158411965
Golden Fags have empty seats because of Farter Shart according to this Devlels cuck fan.

And Devlels have empty seats because it's October according to the same cuck.
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>>158411965
Every arena has empty seats cause tickets are priced too high, and inflation means your currency is depreciated by default, so blame gas prices
> Don't blame Gary that his jerseys are so pricey; it's the economy, stupid
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isles play toknight knights play tomorrow
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>>158411927
>>158411936
>>158411940
>>158411943
t. samequeer
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>>158412011
Wtf is this
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>>158411933
>hronek
Kwab
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PROOOOOOOOH :D
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JARVIS !!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>158412011
Both teams are on a good run =)
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Needing/wanting to be at 100% capacity for every game is bad. Regular season games are much better with a little breathing room and it makes the special games more special when they are the ones that are packed
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>>158412025
whatever it is, it's illegal in alabama
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The moment weve all been waiting for. It’s time for Blackhawks hockey!
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>a most dangerous lead
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>>158412034
t. jets fan
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>everything is bigger in tejas
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Stars in Dallas - dog born in a barn
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>>158412034
Why not just go the Vegas route, and pack it full of people who don't care about hockey? Gary gets way more money that way.
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>Original 6 matchup
>Wearing third jerseys
Soulless
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>flames dominate for 4 games straight
>lose 1 because of bad puck luck
>/hoc/ starts acting like flames don't rule
You folks are really grasping at straws huh?
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anyone ever get all streams not working from a game they want to watch on onh0c but then you turn on the VPN and it works like magic all of a sudden? I hate when that happens because I can't shitpost on /hoc/ while watching a game on onhoc at the same time
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>>158412040
>A most raped retard
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>>158412025
>doesn't know about /hoc/'s premier broship
where have you been the past 6 years?
>>158412032
based and true
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>>158412062
Rumor mill has it that Gary is discontinuing the Flames mid season.
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Reminder, the Seattle Kraken exist and are good!
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A lot of coping in here. Notice how Wild fans don’t have to convince people how good the team is, it speaks for itself
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>>158412074
Do my Devils have a broship
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>>158412080
Hang on now, only one of these things is true.
but which one?
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>>158412005
Owners don't care because Americans that are non-season ticket holders are so dumb that they treat a NHL game as an event that instead of going to three games per year they go to one game per year and buy food, drinks, a jersey and other worthless souvenir junk while they're at their game, so the owners get their money's worth anyway.
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>>158412082
No
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Is sportsmanship no longer taught?

What’s with all these players crying for trades after signing contracts? If you sign a contract then try and break it by asking for a trade and then not playing you should be banned from the league
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>>158412082
Nope
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>>158412086
They exist in my heart.
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sooo Trve.......im tired of honkeys when everyone knows dark meat tastes better
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>>158412067
Can you configure one browser for the VPN and a second browser for /hoc/?
We need you here.
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>>158412100
Amen. Off to Russia and the Ukrainian frontlines with them, the whiny sons of bitches.
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>>158412096
>>158412105
Because we're the villains of whole league and make everyone seethe equally? Ha, thought so. Cool
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>>158412107
>all brunette girlies
So, everyone in that picture then? There's literally not a single blonde.
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>>158412082
Not really. Just one random weirdo.
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Imagine if /hoc/ had its own IT department and tech support
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>le tang
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>>158412107
Honestly being a brown 3/10 femcel into hockey booktok must be a tough life
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>>158412107
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>>158412105
i made this pic :)
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>>158412107
>using but twice in the same sentence
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>>158412139
it means swamp in french
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>>158412150
but le but
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>>158412146
based
Thank you for your service
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>>158412152
pond
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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BEDSY
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>>158412107
>>158412141
all these women come out of a fucking assembly line
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>>158412139
When I was young, Tang was my orange juice. Now, it is my dishwasher cleaner.
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>>158412164
i means laying eggs in french
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>>158412141
AWOOOGA
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>>158412164
James Pond
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>>158412182
it's someones mother..
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https://dyldough.net/
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had some pretzels
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The greatest American hockey player ever
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wearing #88 is very problematic...
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>>158412189
so she puts out
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>>158412178
just like my islanders
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I'd wear 69
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>>158412200
Chris Chelios, obviously.
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technically all of our moms have put out
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>>158412215
Yet that stuck up whore refuses to put out for ME
Ironic
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>>158412215
hot
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>>158412215
Good point, but don't talk about My Mom like that
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wasnt hockey supposed to be the honorable white mans sport where you played for the name on the front and didnt cry for a trade like a primadonna to get your way? what went wrong?
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>>158412215
I was an immaculate conception.
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>average goalie in elite team
>be surprised hes shit in shit team

many such cases
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>>158412214
not even close retard
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File a lawsuit and ban any player from the league if they ask for a trade after signing a contract
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love talking some puck with my bros
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Odds we see Larkin in a KHL jersey this season
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>>158412231
The red wings forgot to put the name on the front...
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>>158412260
see
>>158411622
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>>158412234
>me, on the right
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bros we're missing Detroit Red Wings Legend Patrick Kane's return back to hockey town
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>>158412280
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Gary drop the puck nigga
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>>158412280
That's me in the corner.
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>>158412237
OK, zoomie
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OUR HABS
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the best of the atlantic vs the best of the central...
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>>158412231
Keep the jigga boos out
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>>158412326
checked
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conor garland is pointless
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its pretty ridiculous that we all just ignore the fact that we're posting and gooning on stolen land....why doesn't Gary do land acknowledgements?
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>>158412353
he scored in my heart
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>>158412368
Gary would never admit Israel is an illegitimate rogue state
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those empty seats in Dallas
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theres a lot of strong finnish young men on the ice
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dullass
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>>158412189
1/3 of them will miscarriage because their diets consists of tapas and cocaine.
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>>158412368
they do for canucks games in the stadium before the tv broadcast is about to start
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>>158412393
stors don't deserve fans
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/hoc/ was founded on Planet Retard's land
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>>158412435
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Newark was a garbage dump even in prehistoric times we don’t have these issues no one wants to claim it anyway
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Cocaine has fentanyl in it
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>>158412435
https://youtu.be/tQUbUWdS_Es
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>>158412467
This egg ruined the team and they still parade him around in a yellow suit
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>>158412467
often forget that david poile era of the perds even existed
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Jets resorting to diving now baka
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le but!
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COLE CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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Jim Hagens
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STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
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>>158412557
and larkin still doesn't wanna play with that lil nigga
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/hoc/'s Jackies :(
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prooohh :(
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Pitspok scaar
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YEAHHHHH
WANNA HAVE THE RIGHT
I WANNA FEEL THE NIGHT
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> $41,000 per day
Larkin is a retarded fucktard.
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>>158412648
that's a lot of hot n readys
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>>158412648
an american through and through
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>>158412648
That's more than I'll make in a lifetime
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>>158412690
dumb frogposter
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>>158412690
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>>158412678
Nope, he's still canacuck and still lafftard, Samir. And you still stink.
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>>158412114
i'lll have to look into it but the habs are fine tonight so no need to do it now
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>>158412671
>ded wongs
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I’m black and I don’t appreciate the racism here, it makes me feel unwelcome
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connor geekie has more goals than morgan geekie
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>>158412701
cool it
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HE SHOT AFTER THE WHISTLE GET HIM
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>>158412730
monkey
>>158412732
retard
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>>158412739
He was just following through.
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>>158412690
The average American annual income is $64,220, you poor asshole
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>>158412730
happy retirement mr. reaves
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I’m white and I don’t appreciate the racism here, it makes me feel unwelcome
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>Powerplay
>It doesn't involve your team getting a extra skill charge-up and 5x multiplier
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>>158412750
based hunter
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I don't think race matters, and I don’t appreciate the racism in here; it makes me feel unwelcome
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I’m racist and I don’t appreciate the people complaining about racism here, it makes me feel unwelcome
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dobASS strikes again
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the city of jacob dobbes
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>>158412751
dylan larkin makes 51 cents a second
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>most dangerous draw
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i saw enough
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SMOKIN
AL
KOKIN
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>>158412751
>he believes this

yes, if you factor in billionaires and omit your nogs on ebt and other welfare, sure, let's say people make that on "average" and not mean normalized to actual real incomes including welfare scum and illegals. make sure you get your 25th booster shot too. it really works. retard.
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>>158412821
Not any more
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the son of dob is a comedy this year
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>>158412846
Move out of your trailer park you retarded maritimer
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>>158412792
you stole my image
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great shift from dobson
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>>158412860
bud was right about the son of dob
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NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>158412860
that was a great stick on the 2on1 though I take it back
based newhook
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>>158412880
it wasnt me
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CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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oh mon dieu!
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sk1nn3r
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time to pull otter?
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based Dobson
based Engstrom
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Such a soft hooking penalty. Refs are out for the Blackhawks again
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>o22inger
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>>158412821
You are to shiitty as math and public relations to do either for work
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>>158411512
that's a spicy meatball!
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Habs Keys to Success:
1. No Suzuki-san
2. No Matheson
3. Give midge the puck
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Another fucking bullshit penalty these fucking faggots need to learn how to skate
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>>158412992
also no demidov to feed kapanen
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>feel stick on my side
>squeeze it to my body
>draw hooking pen

simple as lads
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HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
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st louis, lalonde and robidas are already hard at work brainstorming how they can choke this away in the third
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>>158412965
It’s not his fault. Half the team is out. I’m at the point where it’s like..why are we keeping Duchene? He’s perpetually on LTIR
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Ya'll know we can't be stopped. Ya'll invited to the parade hope to see ya'll there again.
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hey /hoc/ hows it going
i took the day off today so i will be able to catch my nuckies get plowed by the sharks tonight
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>>158413009
based
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>Rantanen dives
>Dullass scores on the PP
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>>158413018
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Mercer just got wrecked
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>>158413018
rog you like a hurrigane :D:D:D

and he literally sounds like that too
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aww craps
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The Stars have allowed the fewest goals this season.
Not anymore.
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>>158413034
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>>158412168
better than the butthole that other types of women come from.
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>>158413028
imagine being spit roasted by maclin smith
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the blackhawks need nikishin
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>>158413073
>spitroasted by shark twinks
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>>158413073
what the hell?
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>J5ts
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>>158413073
SJ Sharkie knows this feeling
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Can we have 4 straight power plays now
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>>158413028
I off until Tuesday because All Saints’ Day is a public holiday.
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lol
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>>158413028
you took the day off to watch a game that started at 7pm?
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do you think larkin is watching?
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>>158413157
Who?
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Putting frondell with bertuzzi and donato is such a waste
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>>158413157
the habs game? yes
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>>158413143
¡feliz dia del muertos!
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C A P S
CRAPS CRAPS CRAPS
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Cole>Lane
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I think our Jackies are a bad team bros :(
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>>158413199
Maybe you should have taken my blues offer earlier.
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what about quinn and lars?
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>>158413218
remains to be seen
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bedard needs to shave that chin scruff and remain a smooth twink as long as possible
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>>158413217
I'm not driving to St Louis for a bobblehead
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My jetties deserve better than this.
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I’d like to crank one out but I won’t
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>>158413234
Not with that attitude.
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>demand a trade when your bussy is blown
>go through season opening humiliation ritual
>play 10 games
>suddenly quit and give up 50k a day indefinitely
mans making brady look like einstein here
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What's up with the orange caps in Minnesota? Couldn't they've picked a game where they don't play a team that is wearing orange to have those?
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>>158413199
>best team ever wins one (1) round
>rebuilt team just barely misses the playoffs
I think you just need to temper your expectations for the franchise
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>>158413234
It’s a horrible place filled with coons
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>>158413181
i once bought pan de muerto and i dont understand why they even bother making it a special occasion, its just ordinary industrially made bread at a local level with sugar sprinkled on top.

wanna try chile de nogada though
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>>158413267
I swear they always do shit like that on purpose.
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>>158413233
gotta start growing his playoff beard early so it gets respectable around postseason time
> Around golf season, I mean
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BENALTY SHOT IN DETROIT
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is the arena inside a casino?
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NAAAAAAAAAAAAUW GIBSON
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>>158413269
there never was a rebuilt team
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I’ve been to a casino in Manila
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> Schaef Daddy
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/wooooosh/
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>poolumbus
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im a bit scared that benn will start chimping and behead miss caufield
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first they stanked then they janked
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>>158413490
It's more likely than you'd think.
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>>158413344
I thought last year was it
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apart from a small handful of teams it seems like these days the NHL is just comprised of teams that have 2 or 3 NHL caliber players and then just a bunch of AHLrs to fill out the rest of the roster
thank you gary please add more teams thanks again
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>>158413490
It won't even be a high sticking.
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why did patrik allvin choose kevin lankinen over arthurs silovs...
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>>158413565
finns stick together
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>>158413565
because that bald asshole was hell bent on ruining the canucks for years to come
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>>158413599
Sticking together is what good finns do.
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Kane is done.
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Larkin getting suspended is just cap circumcision for whatever team they're trying to trade him to. lmao
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>>158413565
Why did patrik allvin anything good question
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SSSCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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>its like god has a game controller now
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newfiehook but
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>>158413565
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
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newhook looks like a white drake
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Jet black jim for all the memes about him and his mistakes drafted and acquired all the good recent canucks and built the team and rutherford and allvin in like two years turned a 1d, two 1cs and a 1g into a basement dweller
Swedish gms everybody
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>>158413708
>Swedish gms everybody
And then the Canucks doubled down and hired TWO of them to run the team as Co-presidents.
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hate the drake
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>>158413628
>Kane
>Ovi
>Sid

Really sad these fags are all clinging on. You also have retards like Reimer and Varlomov still trying to play. The real shame is that it won't make Gary realize how retarded more expansion is.
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Nothing wrong with sucking dicks as long as you aren’t a faggot
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>>158413727
the sedins are based and canuckpilled though
they wouldn't do it for any other team, i believe in their commitment
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>>158413766
dubs of truth
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rod's gonna lose it
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>>158413766
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>>158413769
They're fanservice
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you people got those poppys on, right?
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proooh :(
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>2oběs
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>>158412750
Absolutely based. Pierre Turgeon is pussy bitch
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>>158413813
No I don't want to poke a hole in my kurta.
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what a snipe
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>>158413813
you bet, bucko!
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>it was 3-0
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>>158413813
hell nah
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I beg of you Ovi, pls fake a season ending injury
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holy fuck
Gary Bettman is leaning on the scales HARD for Columbus
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>>158413813
yeah, in fact it's the ONLY thing that I have on
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>>158413862
>in hockey related news, Alexander Ovechkin has been hospitalized following a hotdog eating contest with Phil Kessel.
CRAAAAAAPS!
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>>158413818
he was late reacting to that
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based Boone
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Not enough discussion of Devils atp
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>>158413933
No point in discussing frauds.
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>>158413933
when quinn joins them they will be scary
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>>158413933
This is a Christian board
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>>158413933
Have you seen Helleshit in the ploffs or been to dinner with Jack?
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>>158413976
Yes to both
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>>158413933
Halloween is in two days
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>>158414011
You don't celebrate that in your country ameriboo larper
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>>158413933
Hellebuyck can't save them
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quel arrět!
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>>158414011
Also the biggest game of the regular season.
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*spins and blindly tosses the puck far post*
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>>158413766
there's nothing wrong with team bonding
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>>158414032
pardon me? do you know where goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark are from?
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>>158414032
8-5 btw
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just saw a skeleton, bros
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>>158414062
The mind of R.L. Stein!
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Otterbros... it's just like 2025 again
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irish invented halloween
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Wings score only needed 4 power plays to get the lead
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aww craps
What the hell even was that?
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>>158414088
jen
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>>158414144
deJENeration X
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my broons will never defeat the bloos :(
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>>158414115
Samhain is on November 1
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>>158414115
Based Irish
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proooh :(
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>>158414121
St. Ivany is ass. Chychrun is also kinda shit outside of his slapper too desu
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Um a player fell over why no penalty
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>>158414115
Is potato a candy?
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In all seriousness though the next edition absolutely has to be Canucks themed.
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>>158414224
no potato is a 2 faced sandwich
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>>158414224
only if its sweet
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>>158414237
I won't be the one making it. Will you?
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new
>>158407307
>>158407307
>>158407307
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>>158414237
aye aye captain
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>>158414268
I'm nervous of making a thread at the same time as someone else and then getting called a retard.
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>>158414268
I'll make it
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PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :D
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Jesus Christ my penguins are shit
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>>158414274
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>>158414314
>>158414314
>>158414314
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