National cat day >>158406234
>>158411303Anime
My Wongs are getting pity PPs by the reffies
GO BOBCATS
I am in Asia in some respects Is /hoc/ an Asian thread?
>>158424517den y play in uefa and eurovision?
Is this the thread?
>>158424561They exist everywhere they don't belong
>>158424552Not honorable enough. McDavid would never seppuku
Black chad here. Which is the team for me?
>>158424589Chicago
>>158424589chicago black hox
>>158424589Beijing Lions
>>158424602They don't like his kind over there
>>158424606Every man wants to be a pioneer in some sense, don't let that stop you!
My Debbie’s (:
wtf Canadians look like THIS???
>>158424630Clearly Chinese.
how do you let the flames score 6 goals on you?they don't even have tkachuk anymore
whatever happened to huberdud?
>>158424643What a wicked thing to say to someone. This guy is a real evildoer
>>158424670It's Tkasneed now.
>>158424670Halloween Eve bedevilry and witchery. Truly there is no low the Canadian menace will not stoop to.
Um actually players refusing to play for their team has always been a thing newfag. This isn’t the most pampered group of babies the league has ever seen, this has always been a thing
all the stars are here
jest fans are babbiesjust like the football team of the same name
>>158424723I wonder how the current state of players asking for trades in the nhl is compared to the other major sports
>>158424751even worse than the nfl now, not even nfl wide receivers are being as big of divas as dylan larkin or current nhl players this season. the last pro sport player to walk out on a team like this that i can remember is maybe antonio brown and he has cte so what is dylan larkins excuse?
idgi
>>158424771We don’t talk about apecollide here
>>158424771>what is dylan larkins excuseI believe it has something to do with the butterfly effect of Mackinnon missing that open fucking net
Hockey has 3/4 of the letters that make up the word "cock"Really makes you think
Be less of a shithole city if you want your players to stay
>>158424848If a team is winning it doesn't matter how shitty the city is
>>158424833source?
>>158424833you can also rearrange the letters to make it spell chokey which is illegal in the uk now
>>158424858If I revealed my source Gary would have them beheaded
>>158424874England are good at choking
>>158424833what letter is missing
>>158424885the second c
>>158424894Why does there need to be a second it's not like it gets used up or anything
>>158424885Ü
smells like Updog in here
>>158424911to get to the other side
>can't spell /hoc/ without cock>can't spell reff without suck
Didn't know Debbies posters are racist. I'll definitely be rooting against them from now on
>>158424911can you please explain to me the definition, as defined by the oxford english dictionary, as to this word that you have typed which was the third word in your text-based post on the 4chan website in the sports section
>>158424924Love her costume
If Gary really wants to expand viewership they should make an AirBuds movie with a hockey-playing dog.
>>158424940This is what Dilly Munchkin should be told too
>>158424929I'm sorry his post just gave me a heated Devil moment
>>158424940>we're just going to let him walk for nothing
>>158424963Just like my John
>>158424971well at least that ultimately led to the isles getting schaefer
the blue and orange one...
>>158424940just suspend these fucks the second their gay little agents do this
my team lost today
>>158424999wilks bar scrotum penguins?
>>158425009no vegas golden knights
>>158424806real knowers know the Americans had a man on the inside that switched out Mack's gatorade for windshield wiper fluid
>>158424990reminder that agents get 3% of their client's contract in compensation and as such they are fucking loaded
>>158425020and the only reason he kept drinking it was because it didn't taste good therefore he assumed it was a health concoction instead of an unhealthy tasty sugary juice
some real marquee matchups on the docket for saturday
>>158425049Biggest game of the night is definitely EDM/NYI
>>158425049my Broonsies vs the Mike Hawks
>>158425056and that's really saying something because it's not even at night, it's in the afternoon!
>>158425049Blackhawks Bruins used to be a game I looked forward to. Kill yourself Kyle Davidson kill yourself Danny Wirtz kill yourself Jeff Blashill
might actually take a shower tomorrow, bros
>>158425049No Devils no watch
>>158425060lucky for you since they are not doing very good right now
>>158425065i was hoping the bedard/kane combo would be more fruitful but there is still time
>6-2flames I am disappoint
Not every game can be 6-7 u dumb zoomer
>>158425091How? they're the ones with 6 goals
lol, Kraken scored on their own net
>>158425098And allowed 1 more than krak vs flames meme for the season
>>158425097i think that's more of a gen alpha meme
>>158425102Webm slave?
>>158425107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJw1BDJlnMQ3:50
>>158425097>three safeties and a touchdown
>>158425112Grim
gotta get those free pops in afterwards so you can say you won the fight
>>158425125Kraksissy knows they break it up as soon as it goes to the ice and desperately dragged him down instead of standing and banging as well
>standing and bangingYou've been seeming sus lately flames fans
>>158425138nothing wrong a quick stand n' bang
*goons*
*stomps my feet**bangs on the glass*
*i move away from the mic to rub my penis*
>>158425153i was sad to see him get his clock cleaned by some fat middle-aged nobody in the LNAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXVXAywjS4E
>>158425088It will be, I don’t know how much better this roster is than the results they’re getting, I’m hoping quite a bit obviously, but I know for a fact that their power play should be better. Head coach is clueless and his firing is inevitable
Flames rebuild is over. Those were some tough years but finally the light at the end of the tunnel.
>>158425220>It will beBrother, did you watch Kane on Detroit? He doesn't give a shit anymore, he'll put effort into 20 games a season maximum.
>>158425231they're clawing their way to the wildcard and from there? to 1st in the pacific
>>158425240His five on five play has been not great but I’m talking about the power play specifically which is where I imagined most of his contributions would be coming from anyway
Flames have two players that are point per game now apologize
I miss ERPing on imvu
>>158425248ducksbros?????????
>>158425260plus hoob is warming up in the heat lamp
>>158424963i think that was their plan since i don't think it is sneaking up on them that he doesn't like their contract offers.
>>158425277bro I’m so down bad the highlight of my week is when I’m in university and a girl sits next to me and talks to me in class.
why do black guys hit on me whenever I wear my flames jersey? im a guy btw
>>158425364flames jersey adds +10 sex appeal to any who wear it
>Kucherov wants out of Tampa now2020-2021 are asterisk rings and the bubble boys will forever be put on fraud watch. Kucherov still can't win a real ring
>>158425406Islanders would’ve won
>>158425231Congratulations on mediocrity, the baseline for Calgary. Landon DuPont will now be going south instead. Enjoy your middle 10 pick and woefully mediocre quebec player
>>158425421we tried not the flames fault the league cant beat us
>>158425421>Landon DuPont will now be going south instead.correct, as technically, vancouver is south of calgary
>>158425436pic forgor
I don’t think about any teams except my own.
I think about every team except my own
i only think about gary
this is a maxwell house generalif you drink folgers you can fuck all the way off
This retard is going to sign somewhere else and make less money after taxes
This draft is reportedly the worst in recorded nhl history.
Gavin’s on fire your defence is terrified!!!
>>158425647Time for my wings to get a great pick
>>158425608cafe bustelo hours pacific /hoc/ is latino
>>158424751Its because of sports betting. Once a player says he wants a trade, a bet opens up. Basically free money
coffee sucks we drink sugar free energy drinks here
>>158425608pleb coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0
>>158425646everybody to the left of the devils can afford to give him max salary if money is all he's after, and max salary is above 15 million when considering higher taxation (probably)
which one is the bigger bust so far?
>>158425709so far stenberg by 2 points
>>158425709>Shit>Mack babyThey're both busts.
>Halak at 41 years old decided to un-retire and is back playing pro Kekaroo
>>158425728lets see you play pro sports at 41
>>158425731bro im 33 and can't even golf without advil
>>158425731I got 17 years until then, I can get it done anon
halak to the oilers how about that
>>158425738Unc spotted
>>158425738i'm 33 and i have liver disease which reminds me, time to go grab a bottle of 45% brb
>>158425752
>>158425728I liked him on Boston
>>158425780I liked Chara in Boston but my heart belongs to the Hawks :(
>>158425701top 5 goat song
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
/hoc/ residents really bout to spend another Halloween alone instead of at a costume party lmao.
>>158425839ill be at work :(
>>158425839>instead of at a costume party lmao.why would I want to do that?
>>158425848might be nice for you to stop seething about jeets in canada for a few hours
>>158425860only one seething about jeets in this thread is you
>>158425608*sip*
>>158425865>>158425860Sikhs are bro tier
>>158425869you don't like coffee, you like sugar
>>158425879*sips*
*ryys*
>>158425888>>158425869Energy drinks are not only disgusting but also terrible for your body.
>>158425893The pwhl player who was shilling celsius energy drinks on instagram seemed to have a pretty decent body
>>158425888based
>>158425893Just like my islanders!
>>158425893jlmi
>>158425893just like those 2 guys' islanders
>>158425839nope we're not alone we have eachother
>>158425922
Did the jannies forget to put on the halloween theme this year on the site?
>>158425953I hope they do it’s awful
>>158425646>he thinks NHL players pay taxes
>>158425893they make me fart
>>158425646money doesn't buy happiness.
>>158426070a lot of people forget that if you're rich enough you can hire an (((accountant))) and then you'll be able to pay less taxes than a walmart door greeter
>>158426070/hoc/ is full of newfags that dont even know who burkie is.
>>158426141surely every player on a serious contract has an accountant? it should be one of those basic things older guys teach on the off chance a new kid doesn't already know from their parents.
>>158425701He looks like Greg MckEgg in the thumbnail.
>>158426219no gary we will not pay you for shitposting on 4chan with your patented property
>>158426333the prophecy has been fulfilled
>>158426333maybe he thought that tube was rock candy
Wait, they had Gru as the starter goalie? Holy fuck, this team is absolutely run by retards. The fuck was that Curtis Douglas "fight"? Send that send that faggot back to the minors. I'm tired of Ryker Evans, trade him for Oleksiak back.
It’s up
>>158425709Stenberg but he’s playing on hard mode with the sharks
Is hoc ready to discuss the flames winning streak yet
spooky monster hockey teams!
>>158426923Are you ready to shut the fuck up
>>158426923yes
>>158425953refresh it's here
>>158426928
Our goat is washed bros
>>158427158cope he's on pace for over 40 points
Yan-o-mir Yay-gir
>>158427158I'm surprised some crazed fan or player hasn't taken it into their own hands to make sure Radko Gudas is worried about his family or his wellbeing. He has affected a lot of people by killing Crosby's knee in the Olympics.
>>158426923I tried, but you didn't you didn't want to talk about it.
the scouts were on meth during this draft i tell ya
oiler management are terrified right now
>>158427636I can watch real hockey (not dump and chase power play merchant hockey) for $10.
>>158427601The fact that Jakub Vrana is over 0.5 PPG in the NHL is astounding.
shots firedhttps://www.championat.com/hockey/news-6678476-kozhevnikov-shavki-skunsy-chehi-shvedy-finny-latvijcy-vstavlyayut-rossii-palki-v-kolyosa.html
Jack makes you stinky
>>158427655Is Lulea any good? QRD on them? I'll become their fan solely because they're the most northern team, therefore the most cozy one.
>>158427731>Is Lulea any goodNo. They stink and love to dive. 1/3 of their roster are also Finns
>>1584276016 cup winners on that listekbladreinhartbennettehlersvranafabbri
>>158427731
>>158427731Oliver Okuliar hates them.
>>158427776I keep forgetting the images. I must be getting senile.
>>158427759Finns are frens >>158427768>>158427776Still seems like a cozy team to cheer for
did the kind of morning chayka that just makes ya feel better
>>158426333why did the other boy jack the tube off tho
>>158427877those are randys nephews
>>158427852They're not.
>>158427548Sorry I don't remember what happend then maybe I went to bed
>>158427759disgusting
