My .500 Rammies :)
>>158504815My Steelers :)
Jacoby would have won that game
I sure am glad we got rid of that bum John Harbaugh, getting rid of him was all we needed to truly become elite.
>when they're all out of fried chicken
Guys, I don’t want to be racist but I’m starting to believe that Harbaugh wasn’t the problem.
I knew my Ravens should’ve hired Kubiak, an offensive mind to pair with our biggest asset, but they wanted someone from the Harbaugh tree that predictably gave Harbaugh results. At least Flores is still backup option if Minter doesn’t work out. And while he wouldn’t be perfect he also wouldn’t be a pussy.
>>158504836
Tlaw is lowkey a psychopath.
>>158504835Don't see the point in getting rid of him if you're just going to hire one of his acolytes 2bh.
>he lost to the tardinalsgrimwhats next, losing to green gay?
>>158504858if this throw doesn't make you erect then you don't know shit about football
>>158504858>nearly surrounded>triple coverage>caughtHe's finally found his confidence and is letting instincts take over.
Guys, we can make fun of the Ravens without involving the racial complexion of their quarterback. He’s still human at the end of the day. I will not allow hatred to win in this thread.
>>158504858I haven't seen a "HEY [QB] I'M OPEN!" in a while. This looks like a prime candidate for TLaw.
>>158504848ratbirds let Macdonald walk lmao
ive seen enough Bengals vs Jags AFCCG
>>158504908It's actually Broncos Jags AFCCG, cazzie.
>>158504911Fuck off kiwi bitch, go mail your child support idiot
>>158504915Bronkies are leading the West and actually have a defense.
Yeah, i'm thinking reddit has worse football discussion
Ravens just grabbing random crackheads off the street for their coaching staff.
>cazzie having a meltie
>>158504920Bengals have hype moments and aura
TrevGOD LawrPRINCE
>>158504928Bronkies have owls and another 1st seed.
>everyone is da Kiwi o algo!KWAB
>>158504934Dunkies also have Blo Dix at the helm lmao
could diego pavia have won that game for the ravens
>>158504937Better than Joeybortions.
>>158504945Lmao no.
>>158504947Yeah im sure you believe that. At any rate, Dunkies are just the Viqueens of the AFC. A good defense led by a retard at QB. They're going to fail spectacularly when it counts.
Plonked
>>158504945Ravens have no oline, Pavia would get wrecked.
>>158504945He would've given the Jags a Pavia induced melty mmmhmmmmmm it's true, it's DAMN true
Get a job Ben
>bawwston kikes seething and trooning and inserting large metal objects into their asses to cope with the pain of another Brady comeback in jew england
>>158505000Who gives a fuck about him casting a fucking game?
>>158505002i'm gonna find a tweet and you're gonna look so fucking stupid
jags are getting the most Mickey Mouse fucking ring since the 2017 eagles
Parker Washington confirmed for fumbling next game just so he can dive with a bunch of men cause he’s a faggot
>>158504987I have a full time job thobeit we just got rained out today is all. Would you like me to give you a reference so you can find employment for yourself?
lotta seethe about the east coast
Poor Ratbirds aww nooo!
>>158504858Prime Rodgers is the only other QB in the league that throws this. Lawrence is the best quarterback in the league
>joe faggot>plays for the birds>takes a lot of sacks>gets his balls picked by other men without his consent
>day laborerYou are the saddest human ever, Ben
>>158504901they have the same record as him
>>158505000Trips of truthKraft watching this thread from his antisemitism monitoring facility as we speak
they call him Ben Dover for a reason
>>158504945he's way better than faggotnano
Parker Washington is a lil zesty ahh fn fr
>>158504945Ravens oline is so bad it had the coach murdering tablets
>>158504858he wasn't gonna get hit hard because the guy was right behind him
>>158504945Not even the Paw Patrol could save the Ravens from the absolute asskicking they'll be receiving for the rest of the seasonIt's over
My emo ravens write sins, not tragedies! :’(
Yo
>>158505087Ready for the Chicano bowl?
>at 261, the Jaguars have the 6th highest point differential over the course of 16 games in NFL history and the most since the 2007 Patriots
I just saw that shedeur is starting this weekend kek.
>>158505092Perhaps. If the Raiders can just win more games this year, ill be happy.
>>158505113*2 more damn it.
>>158505113They should trade Kirko to the Vikings and get some picks.
>>158505101that's what a real elite team looks like
>>158505123Sellers market. Kirko will cost you a first round pick.
>>158505113i love raiders cholas so much its unreal
>>158505113I look like this and wear that
I bet you do Ben
KWAB
>afc is basically already wrapped up and set by week 9 >several teams completely decimated by injury with starting qb out for season>non competitive blowouts everywhere>level of play is worst its been in decades>primetime match ups have been utterly terribleYep, this season is an absolute slurper lads
>>158505183Almost every Broncos and Wions game this season have been kino. Bucs are also playing great ball on both sides lately. You gotta pick which games you watch better unless you mainly do redzone
>>158504858Why are we sucking Gayleb’s dick when this dude is throwing shit like this every week
>>158505183>>158505188kiwis out
>>158505182Imagine giving a solid fuck about him or his thoughts
>>158505190Kiwi's run /nfl/ mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
Samefagging is not the behavior of dads, Ben
>>158505182>got BTFO so hard everyone is distancing themselves kek, it's like germans pretending they were on vacation from 1933 to 1945
>>158505196but his stepson will grow up to be a world class shitposter
What new lore on the kiwi did I miss? Why are you guys calling him Ben?
>>158505217He's jewish.
>>158504815>friendly reminder that tlaw would be a backup on the steelers or niners right now had the jets not bombed their own tank
>>158505217He had something embarrassing happen to him and since he uses this general as his diary he posted a phone screenshot and now we know his real name
>>158505240Not the name I expected desu
ya im thinkin hes a top 2 hire this decade
>>158505250Wow he made those shitters SLIGHTLY BETTER OMG
>>158505250his dad was good
yup
>>158505266Responsible for the worst season of Peyton Manning's career
>>158505310peyton was old, injured and beyond washed in 2015. He got benched for brock lobster that year.
>>158505310>>158505323he outdueled brady in the afccg and won the owl
>the little toot toot train conductor celebration bhayshel tuten doeslol
>>158504858Guys I will stick to my Arizona Cardinals no matter what. But I will use the Jags as my side chick for the play offs. Hope thats fine by everyone.
>>158505329>he outdueled brady in the afccg and won the owlhe threw for 176 total yards in the AFCCG, and 141 in the owl. 2015 peyton wasnt "out dueling" anyone, he was getting hard carried by an all time defense.
>>158505334its pretty much what everyone does. Once your team is out, you root for whoever you think is the most likeable.
>>158505247What do you think posters names are?
>Every birdfag team thinks Parker Washington is taunting them when he scores and does the flappy arms thing he’s been doing since he was draftedLearn ball retards
imagine going through life with your name being Fagnano
>>158505333>Bhayshul Tootin'
>>158505334at a minimum you can always root for an AFC team because they're not even in your conference and they dont' compete with you for the playoffs
>>158505354lol do birdfags really
>>158505342Penis Jr.
>>158505379and there it is
>>158505361I’d take if I could make 3 million dollars in 3 years
>>158504858The prince that was promised… has arrived :)
>you now remember Joey Porter Jr.
Always believed in Lawrence. Even when Urban Meyer sabotaged his career.
>>158505660who was worse, him or hackett?
>Cam Ward has a higher passing grade on PFF than Josh Allen, Jordan Love and Trevor LawrenceHow does this make sense? Genuinely? Even using the eye test meme how do you come to this conclusion? Have the rating metrics for PFF’s quarterback evaluations ever come out so people can make sense of it?I know PFF has been a meme since the beginning of time but that makes no sense at all.
>>158505664Meyer's obviously worse
>>158505273The best TE in the game.
>>158504815Fucking Faggotno one thought to make a new thread huh
>>158505815it's ok bro
>>158505817No it's not it's exactly why these threads are always so dead you all keep letting faggots bake
>>158505757>The best TE in the game.has to be Gayleb?
>>158505828it is between the hours of 2:30/5:30 and 5:30/8:30 amit's ok bro
real talk: how much would a QB be worth if he always gets you 27 points (no more and no less)?
>>15850584127 points
>>158505841>27 ÷ 3 = 9>27 - 18 = 9>2 + 7 = 9how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>158505854twenty seven times two
Washington is going to ruin football they are going to ruin everything for everyone its a disaster
>>158505854>27 x 3 = 81>81 ÷ 9 = 9
>>158505841new orleans scored about 28 points per game during the drew brees era in new orleansJJ McCarthy is a HoF lock
>>158505864jayden really makes /nfl/ seethe
>>158505881>drew brees' jersey number = 9this can't be a coincidence
ravens fire sale NOWkyle hamilton and roquan smith to my wions for a jets 'za and a faygo
>>158505884>lame duck chucker with a broken wing
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VtDOGlWlqs8
It's Friday boys
>Maybe I could be the QB you've been praying for your whole lives>I will lead Duvall...to PARADISE!
I had to stop watching early to take my dad to the hospital because he herniated one of his spinal disks and that was still more enjoyable than watching the Ravens try to play offense
Pretty fun to watch a shit team like the ravens get their shit pushed in. Will be looking forward to them becoming the new Browns like they were always meant to be
>>158505189>Gayleb out of NOWHEREThe difference is that Trevor has had like 5 years of ranging between promising and disappointing. He's definitely on the upswing right now, but Sam Darnold had two GREAT years in a row and might be getting benched this year. Caleb has been improving year over year
I'm Schedam After
It’s funny going from thinking Hamilton is untradeable to actually wanting to trade him after seeing the success the Browns and Bengals got after letting go of their star players. Kyle isn’t doing anything particularly wrong but when the defense is already at rock bottom and there’s nowhere else to go but up trading for like two 1sts while he’s hot is the obvious choice.
>>158504924Well they are from Baltimore after all, so it's like shooting fish in a barrel I that regard.
pop quiz, retards
>>158505123If that happens, can we please finally admit that KOC is a fucking fraud?
>>158505123>Leverage your future for your win-now defense because your midget mutt qb wants PTO to play GTA
>>158506116Are we supposed to assume all extra points are made?
>>158506144Why would you do that?
>>158506144Look at the multiple choice answers. They're just looking for the 6 points per tuddy.
What should be done with DK Metcalf?
>>158506116how the hell yo kicker gonna make 2 fgs but miss 4 extra points
>>158506144not anymore duh
Actually slept some what decent last night
>>158506144If you look at the options you’ll get your answer
>Shedookie
>>158506181> stop drinking to excess > stop smoking> stop scrolling> set an actual bedtime It's amazing how much better you'll feel if you follow these guidelines for sleeping better.
No but seriously how do you make it to four straight superb owls and not win a single one of them
>>158506019sure, but even you have to agree gayleb is disgustingly overrated right now bearsbrohe is not on lawrence’s level statistically or through the eye test
>>158506290Very carefully.
>>158506294>guy who obviously never watches caleb: "doesn't pass the eye test for me"
>>158506276Sounds boring. No thanks.
>>158504858Deceptive camera angle. He looked way more open on the Prime Cast
>>158506290one if the most impressive NFL stats ever freaking legendary
>>158506294>bearsbroI'm not a Bearsfag>or through the eye testjej. Gayleb passes the eye test WAY better than Trevor
just makes me sick how bad we lost this week. this loss is going to have long lasting severe consequences
>>158506290Four? I'm just trying to make one!
Goff has arrived at the Club ELITE. Mahomes didn’t get in last try, so he brought his older Cousin and his black friend to maybe sneak in. Maye is waiting in line after finally getting the right address to the club.Stafford is leaving the club after a rough outing.
>>158506347Joe Cool MVP szn
>>158506335Sorry Ravensbro
>>158506290Losing four coin flips in a row isn't exactly amazing statistically. Half of those losses were against an amazing Dallas team as well.
someone can make a new thread now we don't want to use one by a faggot OP
>>158504858Luck
>>158506360>Losing four coin flipshey RETARD, games aren't chance events. teams PLAY them.
>>158506353*throws another pick to the same guy*
>>158506461We don't discuss about Justin Herbert in here
>>158506457not even you believe that
Why hasn't the NFL stepped in and done something about Dak shitcock He really ripped off a lot of money from a franchise
>>158506461*wins*
>Activate it
I would like to see Penis beat joey bussy this weekend in Atlanta
>>158506482He pretends to be black so he's untouchable.
i am now convinced the jasg are a lock for the owl. they will beat the bears
just had a beans induced melty in the bathroom
should I trade Brock Purdy for Cam Ward bros?
Taking a gut wrenching Baltimore Ravens right now
>>158506525Our regular season game vs the bears should be flexed into prime time.
>>158504815We having a nice second bye week.
SKOL>clapSKOL>clapSKOL>clapSKOL>clapSKOL>BRAPSKOL>clapSKOL>clapSKOL>clapSKOL>clapSKOL>BRAP
I have something to get off my chest. In 2007, when I was 11, I slept with Erin Andrews. I never brought it up because of the embarrassing age gap. Also, it wasn’t Erin Andrews, it was Mike Tomlin.
>>158506525They should have already done that weeks ago. What are they waiting for?
>still first place in you’re path
>>158506525>i am now convinced the jasg are a lock for the owl.Why? All it takes is one off game in the post season and you're done. For some reason at this point in the regular season we start to get delusions of grandeur about teams that are playing well at the moment and forget how brutal and crushing reality is once we get to January. I would never be convinced that anyone's a lock for the Super Bowl after watching football for so long.
>>158506449No, that's Lawrence. Luck retired. Good job btw Clots.
>>158505183Games have never been closer than this year Ben. Like how close you were to being a father until Sara hit the eject button on your hellspawn
>>158506664lol no kidding. The 2017 AFCCG forever made me cynical to the idea of the Jags ever going to the Owl. Tlaw only got the Jags to the playoffs twice in five years. One of those runs was a one and done.I'm not expecting anything until that game clock hits zeroes in the AFCCG with a sizeable lead.
>>158506627I was 12 in 2007. Ur like little baby to me.
the losses were immense. I don't think you all realize the severity of those losses
>>158504835Getting rid of the actual problem would have been waciss
>>158504908Bengals will sneak into the wildcard at best
>>158504835Did you really expect to win against an elite team with your third string quarterback?
>>158505354To be fair, we swept the bird teams on our schedule. I don't know why PW does the arm flap either but I don't think bird fans care. The Iggles and Ratbirds had their chance to knock TLaw down a peg and they blew it. Iggles especially.
>>15850492410/10 in Baltipoor
>>158506764they have the easiest schedule in the league. they're winning 10 games minimum
>>158506770They’re going to lose to the falcons this weekend
>>158505354>>158506768It’s insane how good he has become. He was a decent slot receiver at Penn state but didn’t paint a picture of a future nfl stud
>I don't know Joe, I just think that even though the team is on the one centimeter line, they should just take the points and kick the field goal here on 4th down. I know that all the fancy shmancy analytics guys will disagree but, frankly Joe, I don't give a shit what those geeks have to say.Why is he like this?
>>158506774I believe this too and they're still a 10 win minimum team.
>>158506770>they're winning 10 games minimum7 seeds have 10 wins although
Chargers are definitely not a horse team right
>>158506793Fair enough
How do you feel knowing that most of the inferences you make about players and coaches' personalities and personal lives are completely false and have no basis in reality? Jaking this will only make my point even more.
>>158506788Because he’s an intelligent chad winner
TACO BELL
>so fearful of jaks that he brought them up in fear even though no one was going to jak him
>>158506794i'm arguing against the idea that they're at best a sneak into the playoffs team. their offense is too good and their schedule is too easy to call them that. they're not losing more than 5 games against the falcons/steelers/commies/saints/browns x2/panthers/colts/ravens
>>158506824Oh I was reading that as “Jake” ing and could not figure out what that meant
>>158506824That was a trap. You're now going to hell. KWAB
>>158506785He was relatively mediocre in his first three seasons so to see him explode out of the gate this year was a surprise. Everyone is talking about him now.
>>158504928Is letting the titans score 36 on you “aura”?
>>158505219Proof? That would explain the schizo behavior and the inability to ever admit a mistake.
>>158505686You forgot to adjust for melanin content. That’s a 50% boost by PFF standards
>Chorgers spent 2 billion dollars on their new practice facility in El Segundo>That 2 billion could have gone to a new stadium and an upgraded practice facility in San Diego with some change leftover>And they would still have a fanbaseWhy did they fucked up so badly?
who here /burrs/
>>158506770Jags actually do currently. You can’t say the Steelers have a significantly harder schedule than the bengals and they’re already up a game on them. Bengals have a weird overseas game and the falcons could easily drop a ton of points on them.
>>158506825They still have to win the division to get more than a wildcard. Burrow also has to stay healthy.
>Me yelling at /nfl/
>>15850584127 points wins you way more games than it loses if you have a competent defense. Assuming it was 27ppg on the dot, JJ would have something along the lines of a 65-70% win rate.
>>158506290I dont exactly know how but NFL was previously rigged against AFC teams and they lost 13 straight superbowls from 1985 to 1997 and the average margin of victory for NFC team was 20.85 points
>>158506973Hard to get an INT if you only pass behind the LOS.
>>158506973Payton has built baby's first offense because he knows Bo Nix sucks.
yep, induced melty
>>158506973I find the shape of this chart aesthetically pleasing
Bo Nix is bad at QB and it's not a "melty" to say so. Broncos definitely won't give him a long term deal this offseason when he is eligible. They may not even pick up his 5th year option.
>>158507017Bo Nix shaped chart.
>>158507032SHEESH
>>158507029It all depends on how far they go. If they get to the AFCCG or the Bowl, or even win the bowl then you gotta pay him.>but he's playing poorly!I'm not saying pay him some kind of $70m/year contract, but he deserves to be paid if the team is successful. And one big reason why the team is winning is because he performs in the clutch. Sure the only reason they're behind the 8 ball is because he plays bad, but he then makes up for it so it really evens out.
>>158507032I have a feeling he’s going to light up the bills then get benched again
>>158507046> I'm not saying pay him some kind of $70m/year contract,Except his agent will see Caleb and Maye get these and demand it for Nix
>>158507046$50M/y is the going rate for a guy you drafted. Unless they win the Owl because he goes on a Joe Flacco 2012 like run, they're not paying that.
>>158507059gayleb and maye will get $60M+
>>158507065Nah you will
>>158507054And they’ll say no and offer him a Baker type contract. That’s more than fair to Nix, and it gives the Broncos a winner. They’re smart enough to not pull a Vikings.
>>158507065gayleb and maye are both better quarterbacks
>>158507059It will be 2030 and people will still be hung up on $50 Million per year while failing to acknowledge the salary cap has gone up.
>>158506910I sure do
>>158507093That's an unfortunate pair of tits
>>158507059$50m/year is cheap for a QB now. Caleb will reset the market when he make $65m/year at the end of this year, barring his play falls off a fucking cliff. Dak is making $60m/year and while that looks like a retarded deal, and is a retarded deal, Caleb is simply going to want more.
Is this a good deal?
>>158507127>>158507100you're right, $50M is low and outdated, which makes it even more unlikely Bo Nix will be re-signed.
Obviously the Ravens should sign Colin Kaepernick. He checks all their boxes.
>>158507139they almost did, then Colin Kaepernick implied Ray Lewis was a house nigger for Bisciotti.
>>158507133Brissett isn't the QB you're going to build around anyways and you turned a 5th Round into a 4th Rounder. Good deal.
>>158507082> And they’ll say no and offer him a Baker type contractWhy would Bo accept that?>That’s more than fairDo you think market economics runs on fairness? Teams like the Vikings, Jets, Dolphins, etc would pay Nix more than that. If the Broncos offer Bo anything less than $60 million after he delivers them the 1 seed and a hypothetical. SECOND 1 seed, he just says no and goes somewhere else
>>158507133For Arizona? Fuck yes, you get picks for a guy you just benched and clearly don't give a fuck about. You upgraded a 5th to a 4th and got a 7th, for effectively nothing.For Baltimore? It's retarded. What is Brissett going to do? Best case scenario let's say Lamar comes back week 16+, are they hoping Brisett keeps them in the hunt until then? I get not wanting to look like you're "giving up" a game below .500 by week 9, but you're on your third string QB. No one is expecting anything and now you just made your future a tiny bit harder.
>>158506821Shut up piccolo
>>158507146>Teams like the Vikings, Jets, Dolphins, etc would pay Nix more than thatThis is where a bit of leverage comes into play, and why teams offer an extension after the 3rd year rather than wait all 4. Those teams can't just pay that. They'd have to wait the entire season assuming Bo either sits out or isn't offered a deal. Let's say Bo's play is relatively the same and this year plays out and they make a respectably deep playoff run. The Broncos offer a 4 year, $54m/year deal and don't budge and inch from there. Bo's options now are to accept it, sit out the entire next year, or play his 4th year rookie deal out.The risk is that they can always flex the 5th year option, meaning he'd potentially have 2 years of not being paid in a sport where injuries or just a simple dip in play could cost you dozens of millions of dollars. Now if he balls the ever loving fuck out he can really hold their feet to the fire, but most guys would go "bird in the hand" and just take slightly less for guaranteed money now. Cause then if he gets hurt, he's still getting paid.Some guys have the immense leverage through their play to just tell them to fuck off, but I don't think Bo is one of those guys.
>>158507093DAYUM, Diana Russini looks like THAT?
>>158507093the fucking lipo scars lol
My Chargies!Bout to booty blast the Toxins and get that first W!
>>158507171> 4 year, $54m/year deal and don't budge and inch from there.Do you realize that this would be a below market deal like 5 years ago? There is 0 chance Bo would accept that. He’s 100% better off playing out his contract and hitting free agency. What leverage do the BRONCOS have? Drafting a QB? I promise you that Bo is getting a $60 million extension this off season if the Broncos make the AFCCG. Denver isn’t getting back on the QB carousel
>>158507171>The Broncos offer a 4 year, $54m/year dealyou're dreaming that offer is beyond insulting it'd never be made. do you realize how valuable even a decent qb is and how bad the qbs coming out of college are now?
No one here knows ball and that's blatantly clear
>>158507199Bo Nix isn't decent though. He's decidedly below average.
>>158507093Maye's wife is hotter.
>>158507119they're big hangers, maybe not great to look at but very nice in the hands.
>>158507210his yards per attempt are awful but they win with him and you have to project down for the position itself, you can't ignore his comeback drives and mobility
Bo "Winning Time" Nix
>>158507214Nah you are
>>158507237You aren't wrong.
>>158507210Ok? Jalen Hurts signed a $51 million a year deal in 2023. You really think Bo is taking $54 in 27?
where are the heckin' trades
>>158507093I'm fortunate to look at those tits
>>158507196>What leverage do the BRONCOS have?>well shit, we can just get Mac Jones who'd be happy to have a $30m/year dealThe issue is that Nix was drafted high and is playing well enough to win, yes, but he is nowhere near an elite QB. It's not an insult to pay a guy what he's worth. Purdy got paid $53m/year and he's played significantly better than Nix, though that was at the beginning of last year. You think that just because a QB was drafted high and made it to his 4th year, that entitles him to a $70m/year, top of the market deal and anything less is a crippling insult. Some QBs are simply better than others, so they get paid more.Personally I think all of them are overpaid and you start to see diminishing returns after a point, but that's beside the point.
fuck it vrabel go get derrick henry this nigga took a vacation in the psych ward
>>158507263Bullish for Rhamondre chads
>>158507263is this the fumbling one?
>>158507263vax status?
where's Mac Jones
49ers: 6-1Lakers: 7-2Dodgers: favorites to win the WSfeels good bros
Where's Jaylen Hurts?
>>158507258> we can just get Mac Jones who'd be happy to have a $30m/year dealDo you honestly think you can just make things up and people will have to entertain it in the discussion? What makes you think Mac Jones would leave for $30 million? There are plenty of happy career backups, look at guys like Mariota and Huntley. And even if he left, $30 million? Why would his agent take that? His agent will know that the Broncos are QB needy if they let Nix walk. For as mid as Nix is, he plays decently well and doesn’t throw the game away. Most QBs you get off the street can’t say that. I mean Daniel Jones is making $44 million a year. You really think Denver is going to let their starting QB that they drafted in the first round walk with the hopes of signing, what, Drew Lock to the vet minimum? You don’t understand how NFL teams operate
>>158507279The smaller one who can’t block, but to your point they both have fumble issues
>>158506910I'll be sad to see Bagent starting for the Ravens.
>>158507263He’s recovering from bottom surgery
>>158507352just another day in trump's america
Joey FagsBros what part of da boot are you from??
>>158507356why are you projecting, its leftoids and dems that love transitioning
Welp
>>158507328>What makes you think Mac Jones would leave for $30 million?Really anywhere from 30-40m for a "second chance deal" is a fair offer for a guy like Jones. Malik Willis is making $22m/year to suck on a bad team. Darnold is making $33m/year because at the time he was considered a "resurrection" project. Some team offering Mac Jones in the range of $30-35m/year will get him jumping at the offer.>There are plenty of happy career backups, look at guys like Mariota and HuntleyIf any team offered these guys a 3 year, $100m deal, you bet your ass they'd take it. No one in the league wants to be paid less to not play. They all want a lot of money and a lot of starting time.>Why would his agent take that?Are you retarded? Mac Jones' agent is probably thinking "take what you can get". If some team in the offseason offered Jones $30m for two years, his agent would be saying "GET THE FUCK IN THERE TAKE THAT SHIT". Jones' career as a starter is in limbo.
Boss bitch on the Colts is so funnyCares more about "winning" a JT trade after the sauce disaster than doing whats best for the team. Constantly leaking your price will just make you look worse when no one pays it
>>158507381Bo Nix is getting a $60 million extension before June, anon. And I’ll see you when it happens
The 0-7 Chargers are objectively worse than the 0-16 Browns and 0-16 Lions.
>>158507390Then they'd overpay for him. I can see it happening though.
>>158507390Nah. Bo will get like 40-50m unless his numbers go way up
>>158507414And honestly im not sure about that either because it would kill the broncos defense which is the identity of their team. Unless Bo plays better hes either getting way below market or the broncos draft another qb or sign a mac jones type
>>158507263SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>158507402I mean yeah, most teams overpay for QBs. That’s the market though >>158507414If Bo Nix gets $50 million a year or less in his extension I will post my oiled up naked ass you retard. He’s not accepting that
Bix Nood will get $70,000,000 because his dumb ass is going to win the Super Bowl.
Offtopic but just ate bbq marshmallows for the first time and they're much better NOT bbq'd
>>158507458you didn't make a smore?
Does anyone else lose their shit laughing at the Jew Blue Rectangle commercial?
>>158507458You mean toasted with fire or putting barbeque sauce on marshmallows?
>>158507465Oh shit, i didn't know about that
>>158507382Carlie makes you seethe
I'm having a Jew-induced melty.
>>158507436He can not accept it if he wants, nobody else is giving him that either
>>158507475>putting barbeque sauce on marshmallows?Since you're americans i can't tell if you're being ironic. But "toasted with fire" it was
>>158507304One of those teams isn't like the others
>>158507304>dodgers favorites to win WSlol, how’d that work out last year
>>158507475This woman turns me on so much.
tell me everything's going to be OK
>>158507382When's that nigga getting traded
>>158507455Unless he gets insanely lucky like he did last year in the playoffs where Trash Allen decided to turn the ball over 4 times, I doubt it.
>>158507502It will only be ok when you put your faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, King of Kings! Lord of the Universe and of all creation.
>>158507382Does she care about doing what's best for the team? She traded the best guard in the NFL for pennies.
Just give my Bengals JT already you stupid fucking hag!!!!!!!!!
>>158507493BBQ implies you are preparing them with sauces, rubs, and other seasonings before cooking, anon. Simply cooking with an open fire or flame isn't BBQ. Grilling is the typical term for cooking on an open flame.
>>158507501Mommy...
>Khalil Mack might just go down with the ship. He’s compiled every accolade you can think of, except a playoff win. His loyalty in chasing that missing piece won over the Los Angeles Chargers and their fans. The possibility of Mack, 35, being traded to a contender has been widely discussed for the last month and counting. Less talked about was whether the captain actually wanted to go.Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh claimed Mack wanted to stay. But did Mack tell him that?>Asked if he directly told Harbaugh or general manager Joe Hortiz of his desire to be a Charger amid trade buzz, Mack was emphatic. “Yeah, they know how I feel, man,” the four-time AP All-Pro said Thursday. “It’s just tough with all the outside noise. And so, ultimately, I want to be here and help them win. Even though it’s tough right now, you always see the light at the end of the tunnel.”>The NFL moves fast around the trade deadline, set for 1 p.m. PT Tuesday, and things could change. But feel free to take Mack’s words at face value, because true or not, they came from a consummate professional.>“I hope (my teammates) see the example that I try to set day to day, week to week,” Mack said. “But yeah, man, just want to contribute to winning games. That’s all I’m worried about.”>The Athletic has reported multiple times in recent weeks that the Chargers intend to stand pat. If their most obvious trade candidate wants to stay, should they still be sellers? Yes and no.
>>158507502It’s not. Our HC is a terrorist and the season is cooked
>>158507501Yes.
>>158507304What kind of humiliation ritual is it when your local sports tv and radio covers the 49ers like they’re a local team?
>>158507493>Since you're americansHow about fuck you and learn some colloquialisms you fuckin gypsy?
>>158507528We dont want him unless its a 3rd max
All smiles, Lionsgods
>>158507560I imagine every non Somali in Michigan looks like this.
>>158507548I want to squeeze those milkers
>>158507548How long until she conspicuously disappears from the sideline when she starts getting booed every week
is maye actually good?
>>158507591>They're falling for it again
>>158507569>SomaliThat's NiggersotaWe've got a lot Lebanese
>>158507591He's above average, but still prone to judgement mistakes and errors. Consistency will be the key for him, as well as stepping up and playing well in the playoffs. Plenty of franchises would like to have a QB of his quality right now.
Manifesting a Vikings trading Justin Jefferson to an AFC team
>>158507359UP IN THE CLUB
>>158507591No. He's fake and gay.
>>158507263Vax status?
>diva >probably has legit mental problems>known knee issuewhy did the pats trade for him again?
>>158507643
>>158507486palestine...
>>158507560This poor man almost had his career torpedoed by Kyler Murray.
niggas would rather ask god why than admit they straight garbage on the field
>>158507643>howie wins again why haven't teams learned that if howie calls you, hang up the phone immediately
>>158507665God came to me in a dream and said:>You're ass, bro.
there is a strong chance my raidsmellies finish the season 10-7
>>158507194Chargers aren't a horse team
>>158507682Bruh...
>>158507691A charger is an type of horse, but they leaned to much into the electricity branding I don't think they can go back.
>>158507691Yes they are.
>>158507704you're coping . they are electricity substation team
These fuckers named their team after a physics phenomenon.
tjeyre clearly named after phone chargers they even got a thunderbolt charger logo on their helmet
>>158507669Yes Howie certainly doing a lot of winning right now....
These fuckers named their team after some sailors.
name deebo's podcast crew
These fuckers named their team after taking a shit
These fuckers named their team after a cat that doesn't even live in Florida.
>>158507724What is Yakub doing on his podcast?
These fuckers named their team after a dude who died 2000 miles away from their host city
These fuckers named their team after some big guys
>>158507711All life is a physics phenomenon
>>158507779DUDE
>>158507768i only recently had it explained that the actual line is supposed to be heard as >if i take that mask off would you die? >it would be extremely painful…>*cuts off bane* youre a big guy >…for you
>>158507093Sad that they are that saggy when she isn’t fat. They’d look terrible naked.
>>158507493it was unclear romanianbro and the other guy explained it to you
>>158507133For Arizona hell yes. They moved up a round and got another pick later (even if a shitty one). Brisket wasn’t their long term answer, he’s not their starter anymore. Even if Minshew sucks worse or gets hurt it’s not like they’re in win now mode. It’s dumb for the ravens because they aren’t making the playoffs even if he can win a few games while Lamar is out.
what's he dreaming about?
>>158507830the long snapper blowing up the A gap rusher on a punt
>>158507830Tuck rule.
>>158507830>Arrakis....Dune...desert planet...
I ate this pizza sub
>>158504815>what being a colts fan does to a mfer
I feel bad for Tony Romo
This season ranks 4th in league average passer rating and ANY/A, but only 22nd in pass attempts (less pass attempts per game than 1996)
>>158507858Was it thrown to you by turdbert?
Run and Shoot is a very gay offense tbqhwyf
Also currently has the lowest int% ever
>>158507858My toddler made himself a sandwich in the middle of the night last week. It actually looked pretty good.
How's your team holding up? We don't have much high end talent but the coaching is also failing to take advantage of the talent we do have, especially on offense.
name 10 quarterbacks that can navigate and move about the pocket somewhat competently.
>>158507881Nah, people who get DUI deserve it. Either git gud or call a cab, retards.
wtf are the Seahawks doing?
>>158507682Do you see 6 wins here? I don't
>pat tillman shirt dangerously based
>>1585079385 max. maybe 3. probably 2
>>158507954
>>158507830Tom
>>158507926My Buncos keep winning so all good minus the weekly heart attacks.
>>158507932purdy, allen, mahomes, kirk, stafford, dak, goff, lamar, trevor, rodgers kinda but he's washed
Caleb bros.....
>>158507938ezpz cant decide between nanners or hawks so either or
>I thought you'd do it to me >after all these years of making less money than me>doing more work >treating coworkers with kindness >keeping your job on tv >while I publicly beg Jerry Jones for a job>then publicly apologize to him for it >after he publicly says there's no fucking way>I'd say there's a fifty-fifty chance of me being on tv next year>although it's really zero since CBS gave my job to Watt >and EPSN is replacing me Greg Olsen>probably before the Super Bowl because I won't stop publicly crying about losing my cushy job >after asking for too much money>being a complete shitbag to everyone around me >including what I thought was my only friend>but who turned out to be just another guy putting up with my shit >because he was making a fortune calling games with me
>>158507390Nix is semi-serviceable on a rookie deal but he's not worth The Answer money. They may as well spare themselves the years of complication and let the Jets pay him while they go back to the drawing board.
>>158507146>Teams like the Vikings, Jets, Dolphins, etc would pay Nix more than thatHe’s welcome to accept that. Then he goes to a shitty franchise vs one that he’s familiar with, has a better coach, and almost went to a SB with already. This year TBD. If he choose money over wins, that’s fine. They get him for 2 more years on his rookie deal, then could franchise tag him. Thats long enough to find a potential replacement in the draft or realize he is the guy and he’s worth more.
>>1585079364th down is probably low sample size 4th and 1s, nothing to worry about
>>158507992Chargers and Titans are likely winsCards and Browns are tossups9ers, seahawks, and chiefs are likely lossesI'll accept a split with denver due to divisional fuckery3-5 wins
>>158508020i say 6 clowns are starting shitfeces tards are starting menpoop shecocks are starting cock Tits and chargetards are tanking
this makes me laugh
>>158505815What's wrong?It says /nfl/.
>>158508030oh and >thro feces
>>158505841It's the defense's fault. See, he always gets them 27 points. They could even get a defensive touchdown now and then.
washed bum
>>158505841That would be a top 5 quarterback most years and probably a hofer
>>158507263>unexplained neurological symptomsCould be neurological Lupus?
Scared?
>>158508142What happened to the guy who didn't completely suck?
>Al Michaels will never read you a bedtime story as you're falling asleep
>>158508163>What happened to the guy who didn't completely suck?Please don't tell me you're talking about Dillon Gabriel
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158508138Give patient the medicine drug
>>158507328>mean Daniel Jones is making $44 million a year. Correct. And he’s a starter also. Nix is certainly better, which is why being offered $10-12M more is fair. 25% more is huge.
>>158506449He makes throws like this every week now.
>>158507436He can always choose not to accept it. The point is the broncos aren’t paying more than $55M if they’re smart. He can’t carry the team as a contact burden.
>>158507263>unexplained neurological symptoms Is this why black people talk so loud and blast music on their phone speakers in public
I haven't bought an NFL jersey since my Brunell and Taylor jerseys. Is this the year I buy a Lawrence jersey?
>>158507514can confirm
>>158508248Get a T-Law prowler jersey.
Joey 4Chan
>>158507263Good riddance, he fucking sucks and can't read blocks. If the hole doesn't open right in front of him, you're not gaining any yards.
>>158508300MVP szn
>>158508182He might be on Cameo.
>>158508313
>>158507926THIS ZESTY NIGGA IS WINNING DA OWLSeason is going pretty well.
>>158505015Caleb can throw that as well and does regularly
>>158505015It wasn't that great of a throw. You only say that because of the viewing angle makes it look like a tighter throw than it was.
Schefter thinks the vikings will make a blockbuster trade for a qb
>>158508428welcome to Minnesota JJ
Ordered a tv last night wasn't supposed to be delivered for 10 days, just got delivered. I bet it doesn't work lol
Why is it tradition for when a loser team performs even slightly well to become completely obnoxious as fuck?
>>158508428I dont think this general could handle herbert being on an actually good team
>>158508446You're just too sensitive.
>>158508428The Burrs are guaranteed to win the division, so I don't understand why they'd go all-in.
>>158508462Would be funny to see the vikings ship 3 firsts + 3 seconds + calamari to the chargers and bustin plays just as shit as he's been all year
>>158508471The Lions would like a word
>>158508446Because talking shit is fun
>>158508428KOC’s ego is wayyyyy too big for that. Mr QB whisperer doesn’t need no highfalutin’ talent!
>>158508390>/nfl/ doesn't know what the fuck the pocket is and apparently neither do modern QB
>>158504820>>158504821THIS is /nfl/
>>158508646Rodgers wasn't a pocket passer
>>158507550Who?
>>158508661Oh he was definitely a pocket passer if you know what I mean.
>>158505884it's mostly bearsfags who hate him because he didn't choke in the playoffs
>>158508446because they've never experienced victory so they have to cope with spamming
>>158508679I don't know what you mean.
>>158508646Caleb has scrambled from a clean pocket 1.8% of the time this season, second only to Stafford at 1.7% of the time.
>ask AI to analyze how the ravens quarterback did>banned for hate speech
Herbert's contract is very tradable. Remember that.
>>158508646I had to explain what “under center” meant to some posters here a few weeks ago
Trevor Lawrence remains #1 in the league by average QB ratings with 111.7Burrow is 0.1 behind him at 111.6Then purdy at 110.1Then Goff at 110.0Then Caleb at 104.6
Herbert's bussy is very rapeable. Remember that.
>>158508749Don’t be mean, some of us only started watching football a few years ago. Doesn’t mean we know any less ball than you. I myself have only watched football since 2019, though I am a knower of ball irregardless of what you say.
>>158507938In descending order of likelihood:>free winsTennesseeLA Chorgers>should be a win, but Minshew BS scares meArizona>toss-up, will be a good game and sneaky SNF flex candidateBrowns-------likely win/loss line------->Could easily split the series if Thro Pix plays like ass in either gameBroncos>If JSN gets bottled up (big if, the Raider defense is ASS), they can overcome Seahawks>If they're somehow resting players week 18, the Raiders will winChiefs>Yeah they just lose this one49ers
>>158508768>irregardless
>>158508679rodgers passes, caleb catches
>>158505334I did this all the time when the Jags were bad. Nothing wrong with having a playoff team to root for when your team is out of it.
Why do some people dislike josh allen?
>>158508561Which qbs has koc actually whispered to?
>>158508758Yea that's pretty much the top 5. Only missing Allen but his scrambling makes up for his barely worse passing.
>>158508784
>>158508784People don't like black QBs
>>158508784flopping pussy
>>158508790Top 4 really, there's too big a gap between the four white guys and caleb
>>158508780That’s why I always root for the Steelers AND Cowboys every year. Strongest broship in the nfl. The two most storied franchises in the league.
>>158508784Racism
>>158508777THEY ALL PASS AND CATCH. Any of them who tells you >I just catch is a bald faced liar. Eventually he'll be like>it's my turn to pass and your turn to catch and that's when you gotta be like>nah Mahomie, I ain't finna to run that wildcat shit like Fagnano you dig? Time for me to sign someplace else
>watching bills highlights>DJ Moore making insane catches
is josh allen the eminem of quarterbacks?
>>158508740If im the chargers this is what id do >try like hell to get the #1 pick >go into draft and draft whoever the #1 QB is >shop both herbert and whoever that rookie is, whoever offers the biggest haul for either/or you trade and keep the other one Its the perfect scenario as you can have teams like the Vikings, falcons and browns who feel like they’re a vet QB away bidding against teams like the cards, jest and dolphins who are desperate for a top flight rookie to develop
>>158508775>If JSN gets bottled upNot possible. JSN is literally jerry rice>If the queefs are somehow resting players week 18A lot has to go wrong for this to happen. Afc playoff picture is basically all for seeding at this pointRest is correct
It’s true that Josh Allen flops just as much as Patrick Mahomes, but it’s also true that Josh Allen’s flops are less convincing than Mahomes’ flops in the eyes of the referees.
>>158508820passers don't paint their nailsthat's a catcher thingzesty means bottom, tops are not zesty.
>>158508837Seeding is everything and the Chiefs will be playing for it.
>>158508817For me, it's Jags Panthers. 1995 expansion catbroship.
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158508830>white boy from great lakes regions does flasthy thing coastal black people created better than they ever could
>>158508830No, it was pretty common for people to try to look for anything to tear Eminem down, and people give Josh Allen every excuse in the book.
>>158508837>>158508775whos throwing JSN the ball though? lock will turn into a pumpkin at some point and the nanners are going into this game without their top 3 receivers and potentially without CMC as well
>>158508841>passers don't paint their nails>that's a catcher thingUhhhh we don't mean baseball catchers...
DBSCAN clustering of QB rankings:>Tier 1 : Lawrence, Burrow, Purdy, Goff>Tier 2 : Caleb, Geno Smith>Tier 3 : Cousins, Allen, Stroud, Maye, Mahomes>Tier 3.5 : Jayden Daniels>Tier 4 : Prescott, Stafford, Love, Watson, Penix, Shough, Young>Tier 5 : Murray, Rodgers, Hurts, Nix>Tier 6 : Willis, Brissett, Darnold, Ward, McKee, Winston>Tier 7 : Herbert, Daniel Jones
>>158508871It really doesn't matter. The Raiders made Geno Smith and Tyler Shough look like worldbeaters. That defense might be the league's worst.
>>158508853>Me drunk as hell on Thanksgiving afternoon unleashing the dragon
>google josh burrow>Get some random fucking actornobody respects ohio teams..
>>158508871Yeah thats the thing, jsn is on pace for 2000 yards as he has two pumpkins throwing to him. He transcends quarterbacks
>>158508887>Tier 2>Geno Smithinto the trash it goes!
>>158508891the defense does force turnovers and gets pressure though which both the nanners and seahawks have been coughing up lately the problem with the raiders defense is theyre starting 3 rookies in the secondary so theyre making rookie mistakes
>>158508902>josh burrowThis made my brain short circuit a second there lol.
I'll laugh when Garrett has a stellar performance against the Commies and then demands to be traded.
>>158508904Despite the losses, Geno has actually looked pretty decent this season, though tier 2 is too high
>>158508903true he is really gooddont like to wish injuries on players that arent the muppetmutt but maybe hell tweak a hammy or get a concussion on Sunday lol
If JSN was on the Chiefs they would literally go 21-0
>158508952
>>158508904>>158508930It's purely grouped on QB ratingsmith isn't the reason the jets are losing.he's the biggest outlier in fact, best QB on a shit team
passer rating is a garbage stat. ANY/A shits all over it
the nandolorian cometh
>>158508142Coach Primate
>>158508998DTRS
>>158507875
>>158507936Playing against clutch players such as Bo Nix.
>>158508931IIRC JSN has never missed time with injury and I hope your post is karmically reflected onto your team
>>158508968Herbert needs to retire.
>>158508979that does change things quite a bit
NEW>>158509075>>158509075>>158509075
>>158507963Wonder if he knows Tillman was killed by his own ranger platoon while on a pointless recon mission or that Army repeatedly lied about his death to family members.
>>158507548How can she look like classy milf in some photos but look like completely garbage in others? It’s boggling.
>>158504815Look at this guy HE'S PICKING HIS NOSE
