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KEK ts one finna be generational
>>158554160Those of us in the industry actually use blue screens now.
>>158552663Because Willcox will get sacked. You cannot hire that many managers/coaches that do sweet fuck all and then go>Ah never mind, onto the next oneEventually Sir Jim or Glazers will go>This is on you nowAnd fire them and replace them. Because it will be a band-aid for the fans who want Glazers gone, the Glazers will sack Willcox or Berada (spelling) to protect themselves.These are the current managers available, would they solve it (outside of the new manager bounce)?
>>158554160ACKNOWLEDGE ME
>the top managers (points per game) outside of Pep and who have played more than a couple of games are>Igor Kostyuk >Robbie Keane>Pape Thiaw (international manager)>Nenad Stojakovic >Dejan Stanković >Laurent Blanc
Who's in the bottom 3?
>>158554224probably Ipswich Coventry and Hull if I had to guess
>>158554233Anon... Don't look now.....
>>158554256why?? who's in the bottom 3??
>>158554282I.... I can't quite bring myself to say it..... You wouldn't believe me anyway....
>>158554291don't tell me that there are PL clubs underneath the recently promoted clubs??? who????
>this entire conversationcringe
>>158554298HOLD ONTO YOUR HAT, ANON!>20thCrystal Palace>19thSunderland>18thManchester UnitedYes, Manchester United. THE Manchester United. Biggest club in the world Manchester United. AFTER 10 GAMES!
>>158554322holy fuck THE Manchester United are 18th??? THE Manchester United?? My oh my how are they 18th! What a calamity
>>158554334IT'S DOOPIN' MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!
>>158554341Manchester United 18thWell i for one am astounded
>>158554347And they face Liverpool at Anfield next! No matter what happens in the game, somebody is getting laughed at! Either United lose and stay where they are (or go down if Sunderland and CP win) OR they beat Liverpool AT Anfield and Liverpool lose to 18th place Manchester United!
>>158554363My my myI wonder if THE Manchester United can make the climb to 15th!
btw Scam Shitty are getting investigated for the period of time after the initial 115 charges.
>>158554386I saw that, they're investigating £4bn in cheating now. Plus HMRC is investigating iirc. City are fucked, some people think their form drop off is because they've been told they're fucked.I'd love for Haaland to go to Arsenal and then see him and Gabriel fight. But Haaland will go to Madrid to play with Mbappe.
New BBC Article>Man Utd yet to make decision on Carrick's futureWow, thanks Simon Stone. I can already read the HYS of people going>EVIL BEEB TRYING TO SACK ANOTHER MANAGER
>cheated
>>158554393>kane
>>158554386you know how your somali swede friend likes to post that arsenal derangement syndrome meme and everyone is obsessed with arsenal meme? yeah that's you and your black fanbase with shitty
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYYY???
KEK
>Relegation United celebrate 4-4 draw
>>158554486Kek they're so zestyyyy
>>158554593Kek
>>158554558>Manchester United fans don't even protest any more, they just look at you like this
>>158554779KEK
>>158554436They voted for Messi, lad. It's nonsense.>>158554779lel
Transchester Dilated fans think it's still just a blip but they've been a joke for 15 yearsa
Takumi Minamino has won more Premier League titles than Bruno Fernandes.
>PL Winner - :|>Japanese PL Winner* - :O
But Bruno Fernandes isn't a PL winner thoughbeit?
>>158554486Lol
>>158554486Feeling like Henry Nowak. Kek.
>>158554160all this nigga does is aura farm
>>158554160raise your hand if you pissed yourself
>>158554160Who would have been on the dole if it wasn't for Villa switching off in extra time
>>158554486Wallop!
>>158555510KEK
Liversissy is said to be close friends with Russel Brand
Man U are said to be close friends with Relegation
>Regulationchester United
Carrick finally gone
>>158555724>reporting about intend, no real decision yetBut why
>>158555525wasn't he the manager of Southampton or something
>>158555802IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN
[Official] Sacked in the morning
>>158555802waiting for confirmation from Tony Pulis' agent
>>158555901>>Moyes' highest win percentage at a club as manager? 52%>Club? United
>>158555910Sad for them to turn on a club legend like this. He just needed more time.
>>158555910No, this isn't how United operates. It's sacked in the morning at 10h, UK time.The jew source is wrong...hopefully
>>158555802saaaar U are bladdy intend
>>158555890russell martin is currently managing leicester city in league one, currently mid table despite paying certain players a higher wage than some clubs in the division pay their entire roster
Can he save united?
BBC and Guardian now reporting the story, TalkSPORT suggesting Poch would take over (wew lad): https://talksport.com/football/4696855/mauricio-pochettino-next-man-utd-manager-michael-carrick/
>>158555910MFW
>>158556253don't walk, RUN to the bookies
>pochits like we're really in 2016
>>158555890Yes for 10 years and 6 months
I'm sure this won't lead to a shock win at Anfield
>>158555802Probably a stock market thing
Imagine the shit Poch would have to inherit when he goes to United:>Bruno Fernandes whinging>extreme high expectations from media especially Gary Neville and Roy Keane>Having 2 conflicting owners to deal with it>Ratcliffe with no football culture or philosophy in his ear>Begging the Glazers for transfers. I'm not saying he can't do it Arteta had to inherit almost similar nature but Arteta had a disciplinarian stature that Poch doesn't seem to have
>>158556328confirmed
eddie howe you are an united!
Kagurabacarrickbros...
>>158554179Koeman for the keks
mantroony in the bin
eggplanteggplanti love eggplanti love eggplantmapomapoi love mapo tofu
>>158557554i saw that bachifag
If Liverpool lose their next game they should unironically liquidate the club
Yeah being 14 places above Manchester United is embarrassing
when will Man Utd win a game of football
>>158562297Man Poo are shit
>>158562297Before Jesus returns
>>158556421Let's be real here. Poch has left Spurs how many years ago? He achieved jackshit since that job.It's obvious Emery, and other proper coaches have rejected United, so they had to go with this has beenPoch will just be the next guy to fall, 12-18 months from now
Poch will get 2 wins in the next 2 and all the Simon Stone and BBC and Sky Sports articles hyping them up will come out and they'll be back until they finish 12th
>>158562413Oh, i forgot to add...yes united legends will all of a suden be very much critical of Poch decisions and scores. They won't be celebrating a home 4-4 draw with Poch on the bench, like they did with their homeboy Carrick
>>158562413>he forgot poch's chelsea stint
>>158562423what did he win
Sir jim ratcliff will personally manage united this time. He knows how to get all these migrant workers in line
I’m the new United manager, ama.
jim Brunocliffe the Chelsea fan
>>158562504Hello "nigga", gonna start Dorgu in 3 weeks, "blud"?
>>158562448EFL Cup runner-up: 2023–24
It can't be Pochettino the Redcafe lads told me Brexit Jim hates foreigners
now we play the waiting game
>Michael Carrot
Steve Bruce spotted driving into Carrington
Why do Liverpool fans always act like they do amazing business when in reality they spunk half a billion on attackers that can't register a shot on target?
>Carrick had an amazing run and some of the best football we had ever seen. He understood United & deep down we were wondering if he was the start of a turn around at the club.
>>158562580mashallah
>>158563308>>Michael CarrotKEK
>>158554160Lmao
>>158563386
>>158563386Lets be real, if Marc Guehi was a slabheaded white Yorkshireman playing for a relegation shitter he'd be getting mercilessly bullied for his performances and dropped from the England team
Any reason not to employ Big Sam?
>>158563819bog sim? his sargon
>>158563808hes the white ben mee
>>158563882I remember ben mee......Wounder what he's up to right now
>>158563882I remember shouting "that bloke looks like Mee" at him during a match.Nobody laughed.
>>158563386For me it was them thinking they had the best recruitment staff in the world when really it was just PEDs and Salah carrying them.
>>158563819Because he's past it.
>>158563920It was actually because they hacked Man City's scouting database.
Mantroony is FUMING
>>158562451Kek, wouldn't be surprised if this happened
>>158563926Man City didn't scout anyone they just paid BIG money for known quality
>>158563926It was literally PEDshttps://www.thisisanfield.com/2022/07/why-liverpool-have-paired-lactate-test-with-asthma-diagnosis-technology/
Why wont Manu steal Arteta?
Poch is in the same bracket as Emery. A good manager who can overachieve with a weaker squad, but he won't be able to cut it at a big club with all the associated pressure that comes with that.
>>158563998>A good manager who can overachieve with a weaker squadWhat's your point
>>158563999Anon literally explained his point straight afterwards.
>As recently as 9 November 2026, Spanish radio reports linked both Cesc Fàbregas and Unai Emery with Atlético's succession plans.
Can someone please help me out? I'm trying to find Manchester United on the PL table but I can't see them.
>>158563882>B. Mee
The owners and executives even fucked up sackinng carrick. Leaking that he'll be sacked during the international break, but they're meeting in monaco first to have a chat, and then want to meet him face to face to sack him. In their pea brains they're probably thinking "We want to do right by him, ex player, seen to do the right thing" but they've just made a hash of it. He already knows he's getting sacked, and he's still having to drive into carrington for the next 2-3 days lmao "Sup lads, I'll be off in a couple of days, lets have a kick about for old time sake"
>>158563998What's Poch ever achieved? An Uber Eats with PSG and a French Cup? Neither an achievement nor a weak squad.Other than that it's having Kane carry Spurs for him and finishing 6th with a £2bn Chelsea squad, and he only managed that because they got about 15 penalties.I could give him a pass if he was new to management and finding his feet, but he's been a manager since before Holloway was at Blackpool. He's a bigger fraud than Russell Martin.
>>158564224Kept Southampton up
>>158564100scroll down a bit they're getting RELLIED
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2026/nov/10/ultimate-1-50-the-male-footballers-best-associated-with-each-squad-number>Ultimate 1-50: the male footballers best associated with each squad numberWe're definitely in international break territory
>>158564344>1. Lev YashinNo point even bothering with the rest of the article
>>158564344what a godawful list
>>158564344Why didn't Messi come out
>>158564344>no. 7 isn't kanteMeh, shit list
>>158564344>13 isn't Pascal Gross Hope someone goes Charlie hebdo on their office.
>>15856229722nd of November
>>158563308I don't follow
>>158563819Clearly you haven't seen his podcast, the man has early stage dementia.
>>158564455>Pascal Gross more iconic than Gerd Muller
>>158564392
>>158564344>23 not Carragher I SHIGGITY SHAGGITY DOO DAH
>>158564344>>158564355The fact that people still mumble "uhhhhhhhh Lev Yashin" whenever they are asked "who's the greatest goalkeeper of all time?" is testament to the reality that very few of us actually have a solid baseline for what simply makes a "good goalkeeper". Virtually nobody alive in the real world (i.e. outside of the Soviet Bloc) saw Yashin play on a regular basis, so they never saw him make a single gaffe leading to goal as any goalkeeper will encounter, they never saw him ship 7 (seven) goals to People's Locomotive Factory FC on the 27 October 1956, and they never saw him play at all outside of World Cup matches (including a 4-4 draw to the mighty Colombia where he became the only goalkeeper in WC history to date to concede a goal directly taken from the corner) and meaningless friendlies where everyone from around the world were playing for fun - except this one autist who tryharded in them, so much so, that it's from a friendly that he received the "Black Spider" meme reputation. Domestically he never played in a real league and never played club games outside of a now-defunct country known for its copious amounts of state-produced propaganda that could be flipped over whenever they felt like it (pic related), therefore there was never any risk of Yashin being exposed by his own side as a fraud. Goalkeepers are almost entirely given their rating based on a reputation, which leads to faulty conclusions when a keeper's reputation is no longer protected by playing for a big team with a solid back four preventing shots before they can happen and would otherwise be - oh no - forced to do actual goalkeeping in order to justify his placement as first-choice in his unique position in the starting 11. Yashin knew that if he never left the USSR and simply gave a bunch of Ibrahimovic-tier quotes for FIFA to spam ad nauseam, he would always be picked as first-choice keeper in his own unambitious little world behind the Iron Curtain for five kopeks a week.
>>158564543Correct. Why do you have it in greentext?
>>158564736>another Brighton supporter trying to be funny
BREAKING>MANCHESTER UNITED HAS BEEN PUT UP FOR SALE>ASKING PRICE OF £5BNWho's going to pay that? Qatar?
>>158564728>posting an image from 1958 and an image from 1969, after the Sino-Soviet splitWhat a surprise they went from 'friends' to 'enemies'.As for Yashin, you're right, but that's not really how shit works. It's why people say Pele is one of the best ever because he scored loads of goals in a game that is radically different, yeah, he had World Cup wins at a young age, but you compare Pele to Ronaldo or Messi in a much harder and much stronger league and you're not even close. Maradona is a bit more difficult because 80's but still not the 'modern' game.
>>158564765>trying to be funny for being factualOkay buddy
>>158564781Reckon I could crowdfund this amount. Any willing donors here?
>>158564841>factualSo you weren't actually joking and genuinely believe Pascal Gross is better associated with 13 than Gerd Muller.
How many years in a era?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONYYY
>>158564796People always make this mistake of trying to compare different eras instead of comparing them to the era they were from and what the competition was at the time.Archytas is credited with inventing the screw. I could make a screw any length you want, No one would be impressed, but 2500 years ago? People were pissing and shitting all over themselves just to get a taste of something that didn't require wooden pegs to hold it together.What it's being compared to is incredibly important and achievements shouldn't be diminished by looking at them through a post modern snooty lens. There's a reason Pele scored loads of goals and it's because he was better than players around him from his era. If it wasn't everyone could have done it and would have done it.It's the same as when people say something like "I wish I could go back in time and be a man god with knowledge I have" without once considering they would probably die because they wouldn't know how to survive without a phone, don't have Google to consult, and would be tied to a stake because they don't know how to create this "ee-leck-trih-sitty" they keep talking about.Sorry, but I simply shan't have it.
>>158564781Just leveraged buyout it like the glazers did
>>158564958>People were pissing and shitting all over themselves just to get a taste of something that didn't require wooden pegs to hold it together.
>>158564958But you have to look at through the modern lens. Because back then, many players smoke and drank and didn't give a fuck about their health or performance. Guys would have secondary jobs. Now? Now you've got medical science vastly superior to the past, you've got sports science nerds, data and all this shit. You've got nutritionists and fitness coaches who don't go>go lift the bar bell a few times then come and join me for a couple of pintsBut somebody who gives you a set regime to follow and perform.Pele might have been 'better' than people around him, but to say he was the best ever in a period where many places didn't have good pitches or dedicated staff to helping performance and culture was completely different. You put an average player now into the era Pele played and all the support the average player gets these days as well and he would be one of the 'greatest' players around. Simply because he has stuff that others don't have. It's the same old argument when people screech about 'football didn't start in 1992' no, it didn't, but the rules we have now by and large did and while it took till Wenger to get the nutrition plans and shit, it's still the best point to start counting.
All I know is Manchester United are 18th
>>158564987What part of what Anon said is even close to being humorous, Limpet?
>>158564796Counter-argument: if Maradona was never born, would Argentina have developed its football culture to the point where they could produce a player like Messi? Same with Pele and (fat) Ronaldo. Modern players are objectively superior to older players because they have access to better nutrition, training facilities, physios, pitches, coaching, etc. But it's the influence and legacy of older players that defines and inspires the subsequent generations and makes the sport grow to the point where additional investment allows it to evolve its infrastructure. Modern players are only as good as they are because of the great players of the past.
Iran war is a great success
>>158565079The modern game has 5 substitutes, of course the dynamics of play is going to change if you have the option to sub out 5 outfield players, sometimes even more for "head injuries"...The footy I grew up with, if a player got injured and you were out of subs then tough titties, you had to find a way to win with what you had...and for that reason alone, modern football is sissified and a tough watch due to how overly micromanaged it is in every aspect.
>>158565079It's what I said here >>158565006 My point is that to be 'great' back then, having natural skill AND doing basic shit like not fucking your body up with chips and beer and fags put you ahead of a huge number of the competition. As I said, a modern mediocre player would be a star in the 60's and 70's. My point is you can't say that Pele was the best ever because - ignoring the statistical laziness of the period - he was a big fish in a small pond. Not only are there more footballers now but the economy around it is bigger, so you've got way more competition to take somebody and turn them into something great. Pele didn't really have that competition.While you could argue the likes of Pele or Maradona pushed football in those nations, I don't think they had as big an impact as people think. Football was going that way anyway. Sure you'd have players like, I dunno, Ariel Ortega, growing up and seeing Maradona play and wanting to be him, but I think a large part was the cheapening of broadcast (and TVs) and the investment into the sport itself that allowed more people to watch the game and be inspired. Now I think a huge % of people want to be footballers because of the money, not because of the sport. Michael Owen is famous for saying he hates football, yet he was good at it so he played it and is a pundit and makes his money from it. If he enjoyed it maybe he'd have been better.
Pele played plumber ball and i will not rate him. Just simple as
>>158564887Yes correct.
Harry Kane just won the Ballon d'or for scoring 70 goals against FC poopenfarten and y'all are claiming modern football is better?
>>158565284So you're retarded then, thanks for confirming.
>>158564344>30 GronkjaerLol it's crazy that I know who this player is but even crazier that someone got paid to put this out
>>158565290>retarded for not jerking off someone my great grandfather's age who I never even saw touch a footballCall me downs then
>>158565045As usual it's over your head
>>158564543Not even a debate.Pascal has created far more in a harder league, in a tougher era and with worse players around him.
>>158554386 [Wheeler, Salt] Man United Confidential: Jim Ratcliffe makes new 'brutal' cutbacks to ex-players' charity, Nathan Collins and Calvin Bassey among January targets, Luke Shaw eyes Anfield return and why club confiscated two anti-owner banners https://www.dailymail.com/sport/football/article-16281981/Man-United-Jim-Ratcliffe-cuts-charity-transfers-Collins-Bassey-banners.html
>>158565305>>158565372I guess Brighton fans are a special breed of mongoloid then.
>>158565351Your sense of humour is absolute shite m8.
>>158565496>mongoloid fansYou're thinking of man utd mate
>>158565443There are better LBs available than those two. Who aren't super expensive, either.
>>158565517Not really if there are two Brighton fans on here getting upset over a Guardian list not mentioning one of their best players over a World Cup winner. and all-time German top flight scorer.
>>158565544What's it like having autism?
>>158565534>Collins & Bassey>LBs
>>158565597Bassey plays LB and CB. Collins doesn't but why would they go for a CB when they need LBs?
>>158565613Their entire back line is complete shit.
>>158565619Yes but out of all positions, their LB is the worst.
>>158565443evil man united cutting charity funds>>158565517KEK
funny init how Dave left for the 2nd international break of the season when his club are 18th, he just cannot hack the bants
>gegenpressed by grandmother fc about if gf to anon is in the offing and if I'm doing the the job gimmick anytime soon
>>158564241The infantilisation of words is disgusting, it's so prevalent in football talk as well>hatty>relly/rellied>billy (billion)
>>158565909What is this ESL gibberish, Mandick?
>>158565909why do arsenal fans treat their former managers with such disrespect is it the black cultcha
>>158565923Your Royal Majesty's Modern British English
>>158565940Can't you go back to /k/ and shitpost about Ukraine?
>>158565929Oi, i was a Emery fan boy before he came to coach the Arse, and i still am a Emery fan boy.Players lost the europa league final on purpose and threw him under ehe bus. I will die on this hill.I watch Aston Villa games, because of Emery. I am happy he isn't going to United
Emery is an amazing man I love his brand of football too bad he choked the lead
>Konsa injured>Saliba still not fit (despite media memes, still out for rest of November)Arsenal's defence is gonna get GAPED by Chadcastle and Chadford and Cheaty.
>>158566014you think sharteta couldn't slot in some plumber cb and win a match with his boring dinosaur defending park the bus uninspiring tactics?
Why are Manure fans disrespecting their club legend Dykael Carrick?
>>158566014>Arse gaping open>Brighton take advantage
>>158566237>Why are Manure fans disrespecting their club legend Dykael Carrick?KEK banger stealing that
>>158564344>Jota at 20>he will never be forgottenHe already fucking is forgotten lol
Call me rabid but I think of Carrick as more of a Spurs player.
>>158565914It's British culture m8>>158565544Thank you for proving that you're just a one dimensional watcher who only cares about goals scored. Ever heard of the eye test?
Lets be real, if you ignore the 4 slapstick comedy goals they conceded mere seconds after the beginning of each half, Sunday was by far the best performance of the season for Man United. Carrick deserves another go
>>158566877If it was playing in the modern day I'd take Grob over Muller any day. It's obvious. Muller would be league one at best by modern standards. However he is a more famous 13.
>>158567213If Muller was a modern day player with access to the training, food, fitness and ped regiments that Grob has he’d be 100 times the player Grob is.
Why aren't you backing Sir Michael Carrick and his all English + Tonali XI that's above Liverpool and Newcastle United in table anymore, Mantroony?Oh wait you won't answer, it's Diwali.
>>158567382this wasn't even a month after carsick was appointed, a few wins and the trannies think they're back
>>158567320>ifIf my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle
playing career mode and spurs just got relegated lol
>>158567716On GD to the unflushables, savage.
>>158567746You might be a bit blind mate
>>158567771I blame /gif/
Liversissy.
>>158567716Man U got relegated in Football Manager!
>>158567716Not bought FM27, worth it? I usually only meme about with Inter Miami and >WOMEN for laughs because lower league England is pointless with Brexit rules. Top tier is too easy (bar Miami, obviously).
>>158568059he's playing FIFA not fm
>>158568066I've not played FIFA since 06 so I assumed that was the new UI for FM27. My bad.
>>158568091no problem, the old fifa UIs were betterFM27 is worth trying, think you can get 14 days of Xbox gaypass for a £1 trial
>>158566877>>158567213>>158567578You're raging.
Apparently Le Arse are talking to Endrick and Kofane over transfers. Both shit, both can't score and both will do worse than what they've got. Also according to AS (Spain) Arsenal are in financial trouble and will have to do a mass sale.
Moanin' folks why is carrick not out yet
>>158568317They gotta have a fancy expensive meal in Monaco and discuss it over £10k bottles of wine.
Mental how Brent basically does no work now on his shows but just flogs it off to his usual cronies so he can go and talk to ex-players and pretend he's their mate. GNevz gonna get rid soon.
>>158568398These youtube reaction spergs who cry on camera for some donos are getting far too much and it's starting to seem pathetic. Brent and AFTV were kinda sad but had some funny moments now it's just extremely oversaturated
