heemvious>>158586037blessed Quillan edition
gentlemen
check the new drip
>>158593400MMA guru has a BBC porn addiction.This is why he's always depressed and wants to die despite being 6'3 n white n build like SpongeBob as he says.He has no friends.He doesn't go outside.He hates black people.He's socially awkward and completly fake in social interactionsGoonru has a BBC porn addiction
had a dream with gooby in it, we shook hands and his were like shovels and shared words on being accused of goobying skirt before parting ways, nice guy in my unconscious mind at least, very personable
>>158593422that would indeed explain his hatred for Daddysanya
Tradru? Yeah he's a nofap hero.
tommy mcmillen found at CHEEX gentlemen's club
>>158593422>guy is a recluse>this means he’s a porn addict?
>>158593443Yeah it does at his age.Particularly when there's nothing visibly wrong with him and he's of passable appearance and bodily shape.If he was like yeah guys I just game all day and do arts n crafts n shit and sometimes go for a nature walk I'd be like aight.But he says himself that he literally does nothing but doomscroll and sit Infront of his computer.Bruh what do you think he's doing all day.Dude probably sifts through BBC content all day then does a video after he's popped a nut and is feeling sorry.Yeah nigga if your a young man with no friends who hates the world hates going outside hates being around people has no hobbies and is a white supremiscist.Your a BBC porn addict.He's the quintessential poster boy for the miserable white power chud meme or whatever.
>>158593461Would have Ted Kazynski been a porn addict?
>>158593467Nah dog BBC porn addicts don't actually go out n do real nigga shit.Goonru's been talking about how he's going to start working out and get swole and save the white race n sheiit for years.But he can't stop gooning to black willy.The day Goonru can do an interview and just be present and be real without putting on a facade is the day we will know he has been cured.
>>158593467he had agp so yeah
>>158593489Now that you mention it, it's suspicious how he claims to never masturbate ever, and also never has sex. Like dude are you a eunuch or something? Doesn't add up b.
Usman status?
australians are not good posters, too insular and inbred, stupid jokes revolving around black penis or mental illness, often bothno class, no charisma, only some 2nd gen immigrant fighters, big whoopsee you all in the next (and non early) thread
>>158593520BBC poster and tranny poster are a vibe.Your stale and plain, predictable and lame.
>>158593415
>>158593520you are the type of guy to close a door with your ass when you leave a room
a boob, a car if you will
>>158593534Al baghdadi?
Nigger
My sauces tell me Usman is sentenced to 6 months imprisonment
uspiggy finna get gaped
>>158593530thawlts on my dream?>>158593526>>158593532could you please start impersonating me
>>158593561Your so boring I don't even notice your posts so I really can't.Maybe if you had real sway round these parts I could.Maybe you should start posting BBC jumpscares or some shit.
>>158593573like jimmy savile?
strange advice but i will follow through lord knows i need a gimmick
If Sir James Saville was alive he'd be front row at the apex with Jeff Epstein
Qualche volta dormo, qualche volta sto sveglio per giorniE la gente che incontro se ne va per strade separateA volte sai che giorni avrai dalla bottiglia che beviE a volte quando sei solo non fai altro che pensareSono un cowboy, cavalco un cavallo d'acciaioSono ricercato vivo o mortoRicercato vivo o morto
>>158593610Hunter looks tuff as hell there
>>158593586
so the wifi does work>>158593598wasn't savile a respected catch as catch can wrassler he could propably beat the shit out of any brazilian in his weight class
It actually pisses me off that Dana is calling Merab a dumbass for fucking defending himself. Bald nigger you can be best buddies with the president but when it comes time to having an actual stance on one of your fighters getting attacked and unjustly thrown in jail you're mister fencesitting conpany man? Fuck you bald nigger.
This thread is now r/cowboy
just shat myself awake
>>158593662I bet adesanya’s gonna get fat like his brother once he retires
>>158593662impressive sharting ability, my good partner Joe Rogan
>inbred churkas and homo georgicucks are all the craze nowadays>but no one is giving the plot armor wishful thinking protag energy to fat bum retard hokit, so that he can smite the evil froggerI'm dissapointed. My sadness knows no measure or limit
latvians will do thangs to a playa for kopeks to the rubel per sources
All the chamacels are cursing gane with their masonic black magic as we speak
I bet hokit wouldn't try this shit with bully aspinall
hokit is combating the magic by using his own maga magic and lighting the 12 tiki torches of supremacy
>>158593716his wife is a hap and he is a messican
his wife is half black you nimrod
>>158593461>accusing someone of being into BBC porn, completely out of nowhere Oh did you mean yourself? Is it actually YOU who is into BBC porn?
>>158593717*mutt magic
>>158593680Stop posting these disgusting Muslims, it’s not “based” you’re just a faggot
And I'm proud to be a Mancunian Where at least I know the NHS is freeAnd I won't forget the men who diedWho gave that council flat to meAnd I gladly stand up next to youAnd defend her still today'Cause there ain't no doubt I love me nan God Bless the chippy tea
>>158593705
>>158593720he's married to a yin yang?! what the jensen!
ON THAT SIDE OF /HEEM/ THEY LIKE DICKBUT ON THIS SIDE WE LIKE PUSSY
>>158593756
>>158593760this doo is gay as fuck
why can't are daner be outed for things like this instead he is exposed as a retard on the weekly
what secrets could Dana possibly possess?
>>158593779What Arianni Celeste's pussy smells like
Kid just didn't wanna fight
>>158593779you really think the chinaman had any, it's a helwani coup
6 months in prison for the Dag boys
I gave up everything to post here
>>158593858He's already out and at large b
>>158593779the whereabouts of tim sylvia
>>158593858Good, Saba is a real nigga
6 months without training and steroids, their careers will have a sizeable setback
What's Eating Gilbert Burns?
What duh hell
>>158593858Dana will break them out.
>>158593858>The UAE authorities are actually punishing the brazzasHonestly wasn't expecting that
Just realized that I look like Tabatha Ricci
>>158593917Pretty sure that the saudis dislike brazzas and pretty much everyone from that region, even if they're muslim. They hide it, but they won't do them any favors.
You're laughing? Troonmala STILL can't see and you're laughing?
>>158593918
imagine rocking up for a night on the piss with your bros in a gamrot vs sallkild hoodie
me fockin spudtayters mate
>>158593858can we trust this b
>>158593922Tom Asspainall will not return until 2028 at the earliest, he will be 35, close to 36 upon his return, and will not have won a fight for 4 years. His last outing in the octagon consisted of him getting schooled and bloodied up by Gane after failing to take him down twice.
>>158593437But cheex is a gay bar?
>Alex’s head>Tom’s eyewhat will Hokit lose??
>>158593945Nuts
>>158593499Whats wrong with being a enuch? Are v you some sort of sex haver?
>>158593737Uk went from bisping to this huge b pussy, pathetic.
>>158593743Whata pussi
merab has been given the death penaltyfor no particular reason
>>158593781It smells like the base of my shaft because I been plugging her
>>158593944afraid so
>>158593858You typed this in Microsoft Word you pathetic faggot
>>158593974his crime? wonk nose freak.
>>158593974
sources say Mergaped has been trafficked into the local bacha bazi trade
All this wouldn't have happened if that journalist didn't ask merab about umar at raf georgia
there's a 0% chance anything meaningful happens to the brazzas
>>158593917The UAE stands against the muslim brotherhood b
They sentenced two guys filming for 6 months too KEEEEK
Josh calling out Nina’s boyfriends was pretty based not gonna lie.
>>158594019quick turn on sky 112 another plane has hit the abu gracie prison
Ilia has been sent to the gulag for sharing the fight footage
Khabib is gonna gape these retards, they'll be on eternal goat watching duty
All I’m sayin is, if I was there, it wouldn’t go like it did.
>>158593858One thing I respect about the gulf countries they really don’t fuck around when it comes to crime for anyone.
*pulls guard*
>>158594034Yeah, some doo leaping into the middle of the fray with his bare ass cheeks spread would probably put a damper on things
One phone call and Tom Aspenladd could assure that you never get to buy Heinz Beanz ever again. It's all shits and giggles on the Internet until it isn't.
>>158594029Nah i just saw a instagram post that praises usman and it's liked by khabib. He must be really proud of him
>>158593974muzdaddies...perhaps I misjudged you
too many mafia movies for umar!
Your cousin Umar, whatever happened there.
>>158593721Clearly.That's why I can tell so easily.
grown man typing stuff like muzdaddies
>>158594095He only does it to try to upset people online.
usman faces additional death penalties after being found with tranny porn
>>158594100
>20 years in the can. Taking it up the haram hole
>>158594090WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
>>158594095it's 4chan dawlg you can just type whatever you want. this isn't real life. none of it matters.
>>158593918I want to fuck you
>>158593422you just described 90% of zoomers
Skoomar nurmagadurkadurk
dubagabedov and yodagadedeov won't spend a day in prison. they will instead do some type of public apology in exchange for a pardon. we're talking about the country where you can pay an instagram girl $5k to let you shit on her head.
>NEWS: Brazzas in jail for 6 months, have to pay fine and then will be deported lol. Merab and friend already out and just had to pay small fine.
it's REALhttps://www.thenationalnews.com/news/uae/2026/11/13/raf-abu-dhabi-yas-hotel-brawl-nurmagomedov-dvalishvili/
if you think it's actually gonna happen you're delusional. the only reason abu dhabi is even a mma location is because of brazzas. the muslim mma fanbase has to rely on brazzas because other muslim ethnic groups are not good at combat sports. when is the last time you saw an arab or a turk in the ufc that didn't get either brutally knocked out, or popped for steroids? it's like if indians had another ethic group they could get behind and brag that they are good at mma.
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
<2 days later and they're already sentenced? do they not have due process over there or something?
Brazzas really thought they could play buddy buddy with the sheikhs they don’t fuck around when it comes to law and order over there
>>158594207His guilt has been determined. This is merely a sentencing hearing.
>>158593400
>>158594226maybe the videos were AI
Where the ONE link at?
>>158594207Yeah it's a shithole
>>158594230What will it be, jail or exile?
6 months in prison and forget brazza
Usman is going to come out with Aryan Brotherhood tats and a doorag
6 months bamhole cheeks spread in prison showers and forget brazza
brazzas seem to have the emotional restraint of a female. I don't know if I've ever seen one fight 1on 1 unless it was inside a locked octagon. hell, even then, half the time they jump the cage and attack. every bootleg TUF show I've seen has them constantly sucker punching eachother and stomping eachother out like engineers.
>>158594228This is the teleprompter that Dana reads because hes partially deaf lol no wonder he always has that wtf look on his face
>>158594236in Evropa and the US they let literal rapists and terrorists out especially if they use muh immigrant excuse, being this strict and efficient is way better, cope
Bilal Hasan is the next big star in UFC. Sure hes kinda weird and zesty but thats what fans love about him.
The only thing that got Gane mad was that basketball comment
the honorable gane reviewed all the evidence and determined the punishments in just 9 seconds
>>158594272jacked up filipino is zestier than a fresh orange
the real question is, how will this effect Islam's next fightwas this a sacrifice so he wins or is it bad juju
they won't go to prison lmao. whore will not rip off the head of another whore.
>>158594272you cannot take the zest out of southeast asians. even with islam.
>>158594273Gane used to play high level basketball in France. They have a very competitive program but he wasn't good enough to go pro. Basketball is his weak spot.Unironically this title fight is between a NFL reject and a NBA reject lol.
>>158594272The zesty zoomers are the deadly ones. This has been a very consistent maxim so far. They're the kids who survived the high school years being weird as fuck as an athlete
>>158594281They will though they don’t fuck about especially since it was filmed they care way more about a clean image than some dumb brazzas
>>158594279Brazza probably doesn't care that much. He is only close to khabib and his older brother. Brazza doesn't care that much for khabibs cousins. Surprised Khabib hasn't made a comment about this situation. He must be really mad.
>>158594279Islam has generally been immune to jinxes and bad karma throught out his career but worrying about what Usman's bamhole has been through may impact his mental
Thanks for describing my life Chama
gane fucks anyone up on the feet but how does he beat hokit when he got taken down in 15 seconds by washed 5 year layoff bbl potbelly jones? only way I see him winning is by elbows to the back of the head when hokit is on the double lg against the fence, jailton style.
>>158594298>he got taken down by the consensus greatest fighter in UFC history so his wrestling must suck
>>1585942818 of the brazzas are in jail. Its already confirmed from an official source. They let Merab and his friend out with a small fine. But they are mad at brazzas for causing trouble in a fancy hotel. Emiratis are struggling with tourism and a bad image because of the war. So the brazzas just making their country look worse with these hotel brawls scaring away tourists.Their not letting none of those 8 guys out, I was surprised they even punished the camera guys that recorded it and released it. 6 months sentence is pretty rough because the jails their are horrible. This might actually be good for Usman and teach his a lesson.
>>158594270having a system that is incidentally bad is obviously better than a system that is inherently bad
never forget that talbott got drowned in deep wadders by a guy who has heart attacks. him even wasting time fighting in a division with bautista and merab is stupid. cut him.
>>158594306jones was a literal size bully, not to mention he was far out of his prime. so none of what you said applies.
>>158594290I think he does purely because of how it affects Khabib but also I think Usman was his main sparring partner last campKhabib's probs busy dealing with the Abu Dhabi authorities right now, which is rough>>158594292I'm sorry to break this news to you but I sincerely doubt that Abu Dhabi prison is at all like US prisons, they'll probably hook him up with a PS5 and some gym equipment unfortunately
>>158594310I hope they force Omalley to fight Talbussy. Its a fun matchup and fuck Omalley getting a title fightI think Yadong deserves a title fight that Umar win was impressive
Not watching the presser but did Hokit call Gane a nigger? Or did he at least drop a "nigga" for Buckley?
>>158594287>>158594308he's going to be out in a week tops making videos while talking shit. most inbreds are completely alright with what happened whoever isn't was against them to start with. there is absolutely no reason to antagonze them
Is Usman gonna have to give up some booty while he's in jail?
marvin vettori was the first and for a long time only fighter to ever browse /heem/. he was actually lurking on /pol/ first. ddp was the second and last so far.
>>158594298Hokit will do the "I can strike the striker" technique and get heem'd in the first round instead of just grappling him instantly and securing an easy victory, a tale as old as time
>>158594322Saudis do take it pretty seriously thoughever.I think that they won't end up in a bad prison cell and will have a comfy setup but they won't be freed the second day just like that.Guess we'll see soon enough.
ufc weigh in show!!! live!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pNAtyGpHAM
>>158594329that zesty dagi poof is probably grabbing his ankles this very second
>>158594322>>158594338This is a major incident because the fighters are famous and it got media attention. They are going to make an example of Usman and his friends. It will be a prison sentence that gets fully served. They may give them a shitty prison cell to teach them a lesson.The arabs are actually very strict people. Usman is fucked lol Khabib wont be able to free him.
is usman a ngannou-tier bag fumbler? > disrespect jake paul's offer to instead go to ufc> potentially fuck up his ufc contract with the cage jump incident> potentially fuck up his ufc contract again by attacking the current number one bantamweight contender and established big namesomeone needs to leash him
Dana might pull some strings. Saudis look strong with the initial sentence then fair for releasing them, maybe 2 weeks a month tops. bigger fine, deported and will fight on UAE cards again
>>158594368never fight*
>>158594368it will be one of those classic "he agreed to donate x amount to a children's charity" in exchange for prison time. habibi has already called the sheikh I'm sure.
>>158594365Usman will still get signed. 6 months is the oerfect time frame to comeback after Ilia's return fight. Signing Usman just for the Topuria vs Nurmagomedov beef is good business
>>158594329>habibi ai like and ai want, allah can move in mysterious ways, the choise is yours
>>158594364>arabsThe Arabians/GULF Arabs, rather>>158594368Khabib's the only one who's trying to pull any stringsWould be funny if they told him they'd only let them out if he became an Emirati citizen and representative or something
>>158594313>size bullyin heavyweight? maybe you should watch some ufc sometime gurucel
Usman better not fart in the pen. I've seen the booty warrior describe where that leads
>>158594376> you now remember mohammad mokaev
>>158594341I love the UFC weigh in show. This time featuring Daniel Cormier, Dominick Cruz, Megan Olivi and Michael Chiesa.
>Important postYou goofs are missing something important about this Usman drama. He now is convicted in inciting a brawl and assault in a foreign country. Usman also has prior issues in Russia when he tried to run over the popo with a car. >He wont be able to get visas for U.S, Europe or any major nation. >Hes also getting deported and might get black listed in whole arab region.UFC seriously might not sign him because he cant get a visa anywhere.
>>158594383he was a size bully t lhw, and a washed bum off the couch at hw. you are probably a zoomer so you don't know that 90% of jones' career was beating up 5ft10 35 year old fighters from the previous era. there is a reason his only real tests were two guys his size in gustaffson and reyes
>>158594381Dana calls Trump, Trump calls MbS, MbS calls random brown to fix it. Easy work.
>>158594384words echoing through time
>>158594376Why would UFC sign a crazy brazza that always causes trouble. They cut Mokaev for same reason and he was a top contender.
>>158594394you sound upset
why couldn't usman have just been like patchy mix and not fought back?
the romans don't make a good philly cheesecake sadly
>>158594400> posts a video of him beating up several guys who were at the end of their carrer and much shorter.you literally proved my point retard. thank you.
>carrer
> jon jones vs shogun "rampage" machida
>>158594386>>158594397Mokaev was cut for being an asshole to the doctors and staffers who worked at the PC. This is the sort of skull duggery that Sedrique Dumas and Masvidal got up to and the UFC bends over backwards for guys like that all the time. Money is money and headlines are headlines.
Realistically Usman could rape anyone in that prison if he wanted to
we are coming
>>158594420usman hasn't had a single fight in the ufc. he's likely to get patchy pico pitbulled anyways.
who remembers when patchy mix just... stood there?
>>158594432It's hard to be brave when you have Mario Bautista standing in front of you
Ex-Rizin superstar Patchrick Mix?
>>158594428Then let him get bitched out by Ilia. People would love to watch that
>>158594446at this rate he would never actually make it to a fight. he's too emotional. he's been on the roster for like a month and already chimped out twice.
247.5
>>158594420Masvidal fought briefly with one guy backstage and Colby in a parking lot. Thats way different than Usman who lead a group of guys to go after one guy in a hotel. The hotel is also upscale and had alot of people. Usmans fucked not even Khabib will be able to free him.The arabs are actually very strict people and punish the fuck out of people, even the rich ones. Theirs always stories about rich arabs getting fucked up by the government for breaking rules
>>158594395Dawg the UAE hates Saudi and literally collaborates with Israel to help them fend off any future invasion Drumpf's better off calling whatever Sheikh ruler they have directly
>>158594469hokit is so fucked this reminds me of ilja vs justin in terms of size discrepancy
RIP> https://www.tmz.com/2026/11/12/tommy-mcmillen-hospitalized-suspected-overdose/
>>158594480does this aging trollop not know her entire fanbase are based there
>>158594484apparently awake and begging dana for a fight on instagram now
nobody told me it was drew dober fight week????
>>158594480packed in that paki
show me Khabib's face
>>158594470>Thats way different than Usman who lead a group of guys to go after one guy in a hotel>Covington noticed three to four other men with Masvidal approaching aggressively. Covington broke free and ran back inside Papi Steak.
you guys watching ONE
>>158594494sir>>158551860
>>158594504no internet isn't great hear and i don't want to sit on ancient ruins to watch 4oz muay thai a man has to have a limit and that limit is gane
am i reading this right? they gave merab and saba a slap on the wrist and 6 guys 6 months and big fines, two of them for filming and publishing> we only have two angles> someone from dagestan and the raf journalisthow the fuck is this fair? Especially the guy that was filming merab. Gets the same sentence as the guys doing the jumping because he doesn't know the law.
At least Dagis can finally have an excuse to have gay sex.
>poosmanHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh right I forgot that Georgia and Dagestan relations are at an all time low, since WW2 at least
>>158594478>>158594520>Gets the same sentence as the guys doing the jumping because he doesn't know the law.Why did he feel the need to keep filming when there could be an attempted murder right in front of him. Why not run to get police or security
Aspinall is probably the single greatest combination of skill and raw athleticism we've ever seen in the heavyweight division and all you tards can talk about is cheesey beans and orbs.
>>158594508i was asleep then bpreciate you for warning us though
>>158594530Do thry have jacuzzis in UAE prisons?
>>158594536what do i have to do with this pal
>>158594550Fuck you
>>158594515>ancient ruinstalmbout wonderboy?
>>158594537he's a fat plodder who had no business bothering Bones and got his just desserts for his hubris
>>158593400this kids a can crusher. aussies cant fight just like blacks they rely on their thick skulls and thin skills. sad!
/knuck/ wins again
double heem
>>158594536Not the most honorable behaviour, but you can argue he can't really do much from there. In the videos you can see one tall guy trying to break it up (security?). Everyone else is just standing there being a faggot.
>>158594537He was getting dogwalked by Gane and looked for the door
Usman's leather rucksack is hetero as fuck
>>158594537seething G*necels and Bone lovers replying
>>158594536That's not why, but very good faith assumption on your part It's actually cause they have this archaic mindset that this harms their image, their reputation and thus it potentially harms their tourism industry and sales in general It all leads to money, but there is a thin veil of "honor culture" on top
>>158594537If he's so skilled why did he allow himself to get eye heemed?
>Who am I? Oh, just the guy who almost beat Jon Jones..
THE FEW.THE PROUD.THE GANECELS.
Saba dont preach I’m in trouble deep
>>158594610is helwani white?
>>158594625Depends how you view race. To black people he is White.
they gave usman 6 months in pound-in-the-ass prison
>>158594625mizrahi no doubt like ben gvir, that's nafri for those of us who don't follow them
>>158594610> Ariel Helwani (the surname indicates a family connection to the city of Helwan in Egypt) was born to Mizrahi Jewish parents in Montreal, Canada, as the youngest of four siblings.[2] His father is of Syrian lineage but was born and raised in Alexandria, Egypt, and his mother is from Beirut, Lebanon.apparently no connection to europe what so ever
>>158593499When I was doing lots of opiates I didn't jerk off for over a year. Im also an incel.. when I got off opiates I started to jerk off 5-10 times a day and the first dozen or so times it hurt to bust a nut.
Erm aksually Yemeni Jews are considered Mizrahi as well
-G
>>158594625Yes, Middle Eastern people are considered caucasian and closely group to Europeans in genetic tests.Modern Europeans all originated from Middle East btw. The migration population always would cross thru Turkey. Some also believe that some came across in boats from north africa thru Spain and Italy
>>158594649>5-10 times a day
>>158594635Sufficient for the Al Zutt pilgrimage
Silly people, White Brown and Black aren't even real terms
>>158594647The foundation of European culture is from the middle east. As well as the people themselves that migrated from Middle East to Europe.
>>158594670he is north african no helwani is actually from the middle east>>158594654as ridiculous a thawlt as tai tuivasa
>>158594680Shitskin
>>158594681no it fucking is not it is from greece and rome you stupid fucking diabetic obese mutt
>>158594670They originated from the Eurasian steppe not the Middle East numbnuts
>>158594685North African are considered middle eastern as well. They all are caucasian. Euros have a hard time accepting this because they have darker skin but that doesn't mean much. Some White people can easily tan alot. Here in California we have white people that are very brown just from being outside alot.
rodtangbros?is it over for us?
>>158594692a north macedonian told me greeks are just nafri-bulgarian hybrids
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZrnJe0syls
I'm afraid Hokdaddy raped Pooreddit
>>158594694thank you for consneedering us european b>>158594701:(
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyUp6YQsBlA
>>158594686that's a little realer, but no cigar
>>158594705why does that make you afraid?
>>158594702"north macedonians" are a tribe of slavs living on the bulgarian border who were brainwashed by a small local cult into believing they were descended from greeks
>>158594692You clearly don't know who your talking to. I know my shit.The greeks learned everything they know from Egypt. Platos ancestor who is called Solon was considered one of the greats in philosophy and would regularly study with the Egyptian priests. He is also the one who brought the legend of Atlantis from the Egyptians. Middle East is foundational to Western culture via Civilizations, Academics, and Religion.
DAGESTANI SISTERS...
fresh slacky ladshttps://youtu.be/_TvtzsqRyD8
eyes healed
>>158594731egyptians were greek by that time you imbecile that's why they went from piling stones on top of each other to academic endeavors
>>158594731a ton of greek scholars traveled to Babylon for knowledge and brought it all back to build their civilization. Both the Egyptians and Babylonians obtained their knowledge from an older, more ancient civilization that was maritime and world wide
>>158594602My favorite fighter ever. Dominick Cruz was a beast!
all's i knows is ciryl is heeming the dwarf
>>158594744fuck i meant>mysterious, more ancient
>>158594738andy stramberg is a heemer.
merab dvalishvili really thought this shit would work
Umar actually got replaced by the guy who heemed the horde geeeeeeeg
>Rat jailed, fined and will eventually be deported>Very low chance of American VISA, No entry to Abu Dhabi>Publicly humiliated by getting put on ass by some wrestler Teenager>Poomar cut off from RAF and replaced by aforementioned teenager>Outed as by pack of rats who couldn't even pull up 10vs2 jumpingRatistanis in shambles.
So Poosman is gonna experience the Muhammad special now? That's rough, brazzas.
>>158593858Fined for releasing a video of a crime commited against you? That’s kinda stupid
I fucked a Greek girl once... Swarthy nasty people. I enjoyed her brown puss flaps though
>>158594739You are thinking of a declined Egypt that was taken over by Greeks. I am talking about the real ancient egypt when they were at their prime and had power. This is several thousand years before the greeks even got there. My point still stands. The Greeks never denied that they learned from Egypt. They regularly mentioned them and their academics. Some historians also suspect alot of greek knowledge is rooted in Egypt and Middle East. This includes philosophy, science, mathematics, etc. The Egyptians were very smart.
>>158594759Al zutt in abu dhabi prisons??
>>1585934224chan anons sure project a lot
>>158594768>Some historians also suspect alot of greek knowledge is rooted in Egypt and Middle EastWE>>158594772'fraid so
>>158594763Me too but she was hairless and crazy tight despite having a strange smell
>>158594774give us the qrd on greeks and macedonians both north and normal
>>158594744Yes, Greek elites would send their philosophers on trips to study in middle east. The knowledge that the babylonians and Egyptians had is thought to be far more ancient. The Egyptians say that they descended from the Atlanteans after their kingdom was destroyed. Their is serious archaeologist still trying to find Atlantis to this day. I believe the Egyptians, I think it was a real place.
>>158594774Ive heard they import a bunch of gross indians then take their passports and essentially turn them into slaves. I hope it's true because that's based.
Merab has been sentenced to 30 years hard labor working on the line
greeks are a mix of serbs and turks? wow
>>158594749I dunno b I kinda feel like Hokit is going to shock everyone and heem Gane on the feet. he brings chaos.
Just gonna go ahead and "warm up my eggs"
I never ask a girls race before fucking her y'all virgins lmaoo
>>158594792Greeks are just indians without a silly dot on their heads
>>158594789this is not true. do not be decieved!
this is an MMA related general, no geopolitics please
>>158594774I am talking about North Africa, which has always been a middle east culture. Sub Saharan africans(actual black people) are not connected to them, aside from trade and slave stuff. The sub saharan cultures were not as advanced and kept away from middle east because of the Saharan desert.
dana going in on the rats
>>158594785True, and we're finding more evidence for the idea that human civilization extends far beyond 10,000 years. We need to start digging under the Sphinx and the labyrinth in Egypt. The historical records should be under the Sphinx
alright well enough of that fucking bullshit
>>158594806I've always loved pavo. Im hoping to achieve impregnation one of these days
>>158594782monkeydonians are Bulgarians who wannabe greeks due to nonstop commie brainwashing. Gayreeks are wannabe greeks who are actually turks.>>158594786That's a meme. Do you think any jeet would rather live in India than Dubai? They do make them work instead of lazying around though.>>158594808You're trying to wewuz with the greek shit.
>>158594812Ratbros...have we overstayed our welcome??
im hearing rumors that usman has a boyfriend in prison now
>>158594853nah they released merab
combat sports?
>>158594849nah, he's right about the greek stuff. Greece obtained a ton of their knowledge from Ancient Babylon. Remember, the middle east wasn't always islamic and was filled with brilliant minds asking some of the most profound questions ever, it's a shame really
>>158593986How did you find out?
CIRYL GANE 242.6 LBSLIGHTER THAN USUAL
>>158593941Don't forget a failed attempt to get into boxing
>>158594860
it appears that gane has prepared all along for hokit's gameplan of trying to exhaust him
Gane 5 lighter its over hokcels
>>158594793he's too small this isn't some silly cartoon like david and goliath
calm. collected. light as a feather.
Why did Merab insult that guy’s mom? I was on Merab’s side but after that you’d expect that to happen.
>>158594899Now THAT is a daddy
>>158594818We constantly find hints that suggest their was pre ice age civilizations. So who knows what the world was like back then. Archaeology still has alot of work to do. >>158594864The muslims actually used to be smart a long time ago and contributed alot to knowledge but have declined in past few centuries. When they were in charge of Spain they contributed alot to European knowledge. Since the fall of the Ottoman empire tho they been shit. They got lucky with the oil wealth and got a chance to rebuild but it also has made them lazy. So they just live off the oil money instead of refining themselves with academia and real industry. The U.S is eventually gonna pull out of their once the oil runs dry and then they are really fucked.
>hokit was on gurupretty wild. happy for the lad
COMBAT SPORTS?!?!
little thai boy dead
>>158594914Yeah its a great honor to get interviewed by the guru
>>158594917ONE IS ON
>>158594909Also to connect this to UFC so janny doesn't get mad. The whole reason the middle east is so into the UFC is because they want to boost tourism. Their oil is going to run out in a few decades and the middle east wants to establish themselves as proper countries. Easiest way to do this is with tourist. Saudia Arabia and other Arab countries are spending billions to modernize and become a tourist destination. It was going well until the Persians started chimping out. Thats why everyone is so mad at Iran. This may even cause Saudia Arabia to lose the world cup in 2034.
Man that’s a wild justice system lmao>get arrested >so when is my trial? >trial? Your sentencing is tomorrow Noted. Don’t commit crimes in the UAE
>>158594942Thats how it used to work.
>>158594942It was all on camera, what more did they need?
>>158594942I got away with shoplifting in abu dhabi when I was there. It was a mistake and I went back in to pay after I walked out, but, I did get away with it
>>158594938The oil isn't running out anytime soon. It's more that global demand for oil is expected to peak and eventually decline over the coming decades. Hence they're trying to diversify their economies now.>>158594942And that's how it should be
231.4 FOR JOSH HOKIT
>>158594965Channeling his inner stipe
>>158594942>What's this?>Its your sentence sir>No, no, no, I just committed the crime>Where's the biased jury and media circus?>You just go to prison and serve your sentence
>>158594932THANKS B
Hokpiggy status?
>>158594965
6 months in the slammer
>>158594942Is this the first case of mma fighters chimping out in abu dhabi? Kinda wild considering the ufc has been having events there for years, and fighters have brawls from time to time
>>158594964Nobody knows when the oil will end but it's definitely in a few decades (how many is debated because they all lie about their wells) And yes even before the oil ends, the prices will drop by alot. Hybrids and electrics will be in heavier use in about 1 to 2 decades. So the price of oil is dumping hard. Either way the arabs are fucked. They need this tourism thing to work badly. In Saudia Arabia they are rushing to finish every construction project before world cup 2034. It may not even matter if Iran war gets extended and they lose world cup. UFC has seriously been one of the few lifelines that hasn't abandoned the arabs. Most other sport evens got cancelled.
>destroys degistans reputation Khabib and Islam worked hard for >probably doesnt even realise it because hes a low impulse control retard lacking mental skills to recognise the consequences of his own actionskind of funny desu he might be my new favourite fighter for that
>>158594917not until next year
>>158594963But then you didnt get away with cause you didnt end up committing it
>>158594812It must be great to claim "honor" and just beat the fuck out of whoever you dont like. Dagis have it figured out
>>158594480kek Nina is doing that account based in Pakistan schtick as well?
>>158594993It's because everyone with a functioning brain tells the dumb monkey fighters "you CANT fuck around here, you are FUCKED if you do" and they take note. Khabib crew really is just the dumbest of the dumb
>>158594415The vid genuinely looks like a nursing home, this shit got a bunch of traction and a lot of misinformation about him supposedly having 170 or so previous offences; the dude punching is like 60, dude has a lot of juice in his punches for a sexagenarian.
>>158594973Tough crowd
>>158595001I got away with it for 2-3 minutes thougheverbeit
Elite draws don’t need to leave the US, all of the euro bums come to the US for the biggest paydays. Makes u think
Song Yadong's next fight?
>>158594899Little jiggle of the Corey before stepping on the scale. Beast
>>158594996that's umar b
>>158595026Merab
Dana always delivering with WMMA kino
Merab has been sentenced to being a butler to MBS for 15 years
UAE bros....we've been exposed
>>158594996>degistans reputation Khabib and Islam worked hard for
Prepare your Bamhole Brazza. Its prison rules now lol
I pooped my pants. Lets go Hokit!
>>158595033not into her fighting but into her posing for me youknowwhatimsayin
>>158595042I think that's mainly an American prison thing sorry
>>158595033oh my lord b
>>158594942People say that's how it should be until they get caught on a bogus DV call or framed for murder and then they're on death row
>>158595028yeah i did that on purpose>>158595041most people so this as just anger because all the shit Connor pulled leading up to it
>>158595041Curb stomping Dillion Danis is always justified
>>158595054become a mason to outrank them all
>>158594993it has happened most likely. this was the first time one of the inbreds decided to not only have it all on camera and distribute it but to do it while the other guy was being filmed. also it's the matter of when the fight stops. had it been stopped somehow after Merab charged into them or after the slap, nothing would happen unless Merab pressed the charges. if I were Khabib, I would put that retard Tagir through dedovschina for spiraling the situation way beyond control.
1 day until Gane fights.
>>158595051nope happens all over the world. When you lock people up some dudes go gay for the stay. Then pretend they are straight again after their released
I really don't know if Hokit got into Gane's head considering his English isn't very good
>>158595051Idk what happens in 4n prisons but I always hear about absolute nightmare prisons in africa and South America and have always wondered why they're such nightmares compared to scary prisons in the US
>>158595082
Khabib is skinning Tagir in a dark cell in Abu Dhabi as we speak, not only for making things worse but for being a failure in general and getting dropped by the non-fighter they tried to gang up on
>>158595055>all the shit Connor pulled leading up to itconor only attacked the bus because khabib ganged up on artem and slapped him with 20 of his inbred wonks behind him (sound familiar?). then he literally shit his pants when conor did the same shit to him. islam is chill but the nurmagomedova clan is full of low IQ low impulse control cowards.
>>158595086The basketball thing definitely agitated Gane a bit
I'm not usually the I hate WMMA guy butI really don't give a shit about Nunes coming back and I liked that she was retired. The only WMMA fight people would actually want to see is Nunes Shevchenko 3 and they're not doing that.
Niggermededov catching a charge before Ace Chandler is surprising but it is 2026 and this paramount+ deal is wild dude
>>158593422He’s just autistic
Brock Lesnar was a failed NFL player who later became heavyweight champion of the WORLD in the UFC. Hokit is a failed NFL player and is about to fight for the SAME title Brock held... I see a trend here, that is undeniable
>>158595103kek
>>158595092I'm not here tmto discuss the facts, I'm just describing how normies feel. Up to not long ago every MMA casuall would tell you that brazzas are calm honrable warriors or something and after yesterday no one will think that anymore.
>>158595102Wmma5 is pretty fun. I also really like pound for pound on steam. Wmma5 still the undisputed king though imo
kayla harris has the skin of an old sailor
>>1585934611. You're jumping to conclusions and projecting. None of what you said is evidence of a porn addiction.2. He very likely exaggerates his antisocial life to be more relatable to his audience.
>>158595121I'm really bad at fighting games, the only ones I like are GG and BlazBlue and also old Tekken just for nostalgia. There was an arcade machine with tekken 3 in a park I went to as a kid. and Later every kid in middle school with enough money had a psp with pirated copies of tekken 5 and 6
>Ciryl Gane: 242.6lbs>Josh Hokit: 231.4lbsHmmmm
>>158595111Hokit on that future polymarket futures water
many try to deny it, but blob heems = best heems
Usman is a good man who made some bad choices. He’s still learning. He doesn’t deserve six months in prison. Putin, Trump, Dana, Francis Ngannou need to use diplomacy to get his sentence repealed. The MMa community needs to rally around Usman.
yeah Gayne is gonna simulate him.
>>15859514911.2 >112 >UFC 112 >Abu Dhabi >Silva/Maia>Penn/Edgar>Hughes/Graciehistorical card ahead
>>158595161>cuts to usman
>>158595144That's why wmma5 and pound for pound are more my speed.. they're just management sims. Run an MMA organization type games.. only actual fighting games I was good at were UFC 3 and 4.
Can't wait to be done with my social task it has been a long week
>>158595086It doesn't matter anyway. Gane freaking smokes Hokit
Usman is a tard who ruined both his and his brother's careers, and arguably some of the other guys' tooMaybe the sentence and ban will be reversed in a few days, who knows, but either way neither of them are champ material anyway, this actually saved them the embarrassment of showcasing that in the UFC
>>158595175is that an mdickie feature
>>158595184Gane smokes cock man
Would you destroy your career and livelihood by allowing teenage Georgian wrestler to put you on your ass with one punch and allow millions of people to call you a coward rat?
>>158595185Umar was always the more skilled brother as well. Usman suffers from the very same issues as his brother but he's worse offensive striker and wrestler. he would most likely get chewed and spat out by either of 3, Ilia, Charles or Arman. considering Ruffy's last fight, he would KWAB him as well.
ACHII ITTTEEEEE!!!
If you're not blitzing through everyone in POOFL and Bellator, you're not good enough for UFC.Going life and death with Paul Hughes means you're not even top 5 material
I assume there are a lot of homosexuals in the Abu Dhabi prison system.
Guess who's blackBlack againHap is blackTell a friend
>>158595203only if it meant I was destroying their career too :)
heeminder umar shit himself when song yadong hit him with that bunker buster
Prison conditions where Brazzas will stay. Sounds like its pretty bad. Also read alot of gay booty bandits in there. Hopefully Brazza can protect his bamhole
>>158595217all went to hell when they gave the cage edges
>>158595223What if it meant getting your cousin booted from his upcoming fight and having guy who put you on your ass in his position to compete?
>>158595222Why would Chandler adopt a black child?!? At least if he adopted an Asian they can say that it was a child from a previous relationship or something like that
It’s disappointing that /heem/ is letting its bias against Dagestani fighters color their view on a disproportionate sentence that was given to Usman.
>>158595231Are there big black burly guys who insist on receiving a kiss on their mouth?
>>158595222one coordinated swing and release was all they needed to do to rid themselves of that monkey. now Chandler fights with another monkey on his back
>>158595232Imagine getting heemed by Curran kek.
>>158595235for sure? then im showing up with 8+ guys and jumping the shit out of this guy to make sure him and his friend dont fight again.
>>158595231reminds me of basic mmm
>>158595243>>158595258He's a good father who loves his boys
>>158595197That could be true but he still smokes Hokit
>>158595243Hap and Ace are children from his wife's previous marriage though
>>158595231hell no. you can't even fart in those kind of places. he's getting zutted there.
New Merab pic
>>158595278Fair enough man I suppose even a cock smoker could take on a guy like Hokit
>>158595264woah now on the right day Pat Curran wouldve beat Aldo
>>158594537
*wins the story*
>>158595275why is it that two out of the three people (66%) in this photo have committed crimes, yet they only represent 13% of the population. why would Michael Chandler knowingly adopt problems? >BlessedI think not.
>>158595231that sounds like a peisik jail b he's not in thailand or br*siw
>>158595293Ive seen this vid 100 times and never realized it was pat curran doing the heeming here.. the real question is who wins between pat and jeff??
>>158595054Don’t they give death penalty to people for smoking weed over there?
>>158595217kayla harrison got his ass kicked in PFL and now he's the champ
>>158595292At least if you're Ciryl Gane
>>158595315Nah that's me B
Poosman had essentially the story essentially in the pocket just for the retards with him to shoah all the accumulated izzat by having 3 of them get dumped on their asses by FLW wrestler.
>>158595231He may very well be done if he serves the full six months. I can't imagine he'll be able to train adequately or get the nutrition he needs. Six months without proper sparring, strength training, or coaching will definitely affect his conditioning and sharpness. And he'd likely need months after release to get back into fighting shape. A huge setback at the peak of his career.Also considering he's used to a much more lavish lifestyle than the rest of Team Khabib, I imagine prison time will be especially hard on him and his bamhole.
Merabs friend replaced Umar in the RAF event and is now wrestling Faber. Any wrestlefags that know if he has a chance or just RAF cashing in on the hype.
>>158595291Just imagine what would have happen if Giga was there. The power of the Giga Kick would have crumpled Usman right then and there.
the introduction of blacks into Michael Chandlers life has directly impacted his ability to fight and provide for his family. that is small scale, so what is the benefit of associating with niggers on a larger scale? They don’t follow the rules or maintain a standard. look at the nigger who missed weight when they are fighting Jim Miller (the ultimate professional). Now I’m supposed to buy in and think niggers can fight? yeah hokay bring back segregation.>Hokit>Harrison>Boogeyman>Medic>Hazan
>>158595315disgraceful they shan't see my euro dollars that's fersure
>>158595231A canteen? As in Tito’s Cantina?
>>158595336RAF paid his fine, too.
>>158595336You should totally bet all of your money on Uriah Faber bro
>>158595275You can tell this lil nigga don't fw chandler's white ass at all they gon shoot his hoe ass and spend his money on crack
Israel adesanya vs palestine koropon
>>158595353Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida? Home of Huevos rancheros like abuelita used to make them?
Megan did better than sanko
gane is beating hokit btw
>>158595336>cashing in on the hype you might call it a….lazishvili move
>>158595336well Saba is definitely not olympic level wrestler but neither is Faber. if sources are to be trusted, Saba was there because Merab saw his wrestling and liked it enough to ask him to train with him and corner in Abu Schaubi. Faber is winning 95/100 times.
>>158595231>canteen
>>158595380get ready for a long saturdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0FJkmHMK7A
>>158595380Excellent post.
Gane wins in the 2nd by getting to know hokit and bonding and they become bffs
>>158595336That lil nigga heemed 3 daggies by himself. I’d pick him over the corpse of Faber any day.
he's been training he's been focused
>is this love >that im feeling>is this the love >that ive been searching for>is this love >or am I dreaming>this must be love>cause its really got a hold on me>a hold on me
this type of behavior is nothing new from them
I love Hokit, y'know what I'm sayin'?
Tito's cantina has sold to black Rock for 250M>>158595430
If you like cyril gane you like dickif you like josh hokit you like pussy
>>158595336He tranes ufc with Merab so hes probably legit. He did well against the brazzas too. I bet we see him in ufc soon
>>158595479my uncle is trains man. Trains is very hard job
holy shit lol
Trying to not say mean things but its tough
>>158595336Based as fuck
>>158595494>fatass thinks he's in the same category as dom cruz
>>158595479his older bro has fought in UFC. not successful at all though.
>>158595494Kek
On this side of the table
>>158595494Chiesa is a real nigga though. be didn't snitch on McGregor.
>>158595494without context it does seem wild but Chiesa is from his gym so this means nothing. Chiesa does have a nice resume of finishes and good film too
Is Tommy Gun dead?
niggas coom to this
>>158595536Thanks asshole just busted all over my boss and got fired
>>158595494Chiesa is legit and fought some killers and finished someDC robbed Alexander and got raped by Jones he should stuff a donut down his fat greasy mouth and shut up
>>158595494Friendly reminder that Chiesas heemed his own career when he was driving recklessly in a truck and crashed. He started sucking after back injury he got
>>158595455yeah ibelieve iknow what you are saying
Abdulnamap doing tumbles in his grave
>>158595554whatever you need to tell yourself Michael, whatever you need to tell yourself. when I crashed my bike, I owned it from the moment I went down. sure it hurt but that made me stronger.
>POOsman getting 6 months in the Abu Schaubi prisonHis schaubhole is finna get STRETCHED
If Frank Mir was bluntly, unabashedly honest he'd be frank Mir
the streets want a ganedition
The HW division moved on from Aspinall fast man
>>158595594Nah he'd be frankly mir
>>158595610Thanks that adds a lot to my uproarious jape.
omg terrance mckinney missed weight
>>158595606not surprising since hes pretending to be blind
>>158595622That was a joke? I thought it was just a wise observation.
>>158595627That bum who's a can?
maybe take a long look in your frank mirror next time, not all mark coleman flames burn the same
>>158595606No respect for kids that don't wanna fight
Migrate>>158595621>>158595621>>158595621
