Bloom Tender editionPrevious: >>97287917>News & RemindersDevoted Druid and Painter's Servant are pre-banned in HistoricLorwyn Eclipsed coming out January 23; preorders are now availableArena Championship 10 won by Michael Debenedetto-Plummer (Mono-Red Prison, United States, he/him)From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-january-12-2026>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97412026what is this curve?also, not sure how important it is for you to be able to copy lands or your opponents stuff but seems like three steps would be better than sketching in most cases
>>97413131do you think some tribal pile from a 1 off tribal set is going to be better than badgermole, izzet, reanimator, etc?
>>97413291first time seeing a carnosaur deck?you must be new here
>>97412636play standard brawl(formerly known as) historic brawl is compromised
>>97410114Holy cope play limited then
Previously on /slop/: >>97384993▶ Thread Task:. Chess, Alternatively Art Deco▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97406236So, I guess Galadriel took the ring from Frodo in this timeline.
>try to play a character who is good at things other than fighitng FOR ONCE>get ganked within a session or two
>>97412390If we only encounter traps when there's someone in the party specialized in disarming them, why should we have that character in the party?If later in the game we hire someone that can disable traps, do traps start existing? Where did they come from? Who built them?
>>97410194>can't use the things he's good at to avoid getting into fights in the first placeUnironic skill issue.
>>97412776Fights are unavoidable though.
>>97411066>Now where
>>97412007it kinda does though, WoD combat is garbage (it's a storytelling type of a game, mechanics were afterthought), but dicepool size always helps - go stamina 5, dexterity 5, default to parry or dodge and few mortals can touch you, even with 0 dots in Melee/Brawl
Ah yes, the magnificat. That grand new primaris organ which not only enhanced standard space marines, but conveniently corrected that rather irritating compatibility flaw they once suffered from.Cope however you like. After the femstodes precedent, this outcome is inevitable and you know it.
>>97408602>>97408617Nice cope you got there ye filthy fuckin corpo shills
>>97395563I'm not really sure how the magnificat could fix the issue when it's implanted at around phase 3 so the marine would already suffer compatibility issues with the organs implanted earlier. And having issues with the Ossmodula and Biscopea would cause some issue.
>>97395775This, if femstartes become a thing I'm going to make a bunch of 3d models in ceramic bikinis
>>97398371Found the tranny
>>97401025You'll never be a real woman. Just a cross dressing incel, hoping for a whiff of pussy. Sad.
New year new me edition>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that focuses on simulation gameplay and has a black trenchcoat aesthetic.Cyberpunk RED is the fourth edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that is set after Cyberpunk 2020 following the Fourth Corporate War, focuses on more balanced gameplay and is more streamlined but has less content.You can discuss Shadowrun here too because I also feel bad for those guys.>Cyberpunk Rulesets (The Vault) (May not have all updated rulebooks, check official sources for updates):bit<dot>ly/2Y1w4Md>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97405283Do what fighter pilots do for their callsigns and make it something embarrassing from your backstory
>>97412374thisif a guy goes by Razor he probably cuts himself shaving
>>97399370>>97373845Surprised more people didn't comment on this considering the middle east is a very underexplored part of the Cyberpunk Lore outside of the meltdown.
>>97399370In my aborted campaign I had "New Dubai" that was building an "eco friendly" megabuilding in Night City which was a front for SIGINT AI. I didn't flesh it out too much but I envisioned a floating Singapore mixed with Vegas run by not-Mohammed Bin Salman
>>97381064Anon(s), I'm willing (gladly desu) to put your ideas into proper format, but you gotta give something more than a single post. >>97412149 (have a You)Meet me in the next thread if you got any concrete ideas.Two problems though;>CommunicationThrough /tg will be nightmarish slog, but you can find me on official discord, and I'm here like every other day.>Actual SoF45I mean, it was said to be released in the first quarter of 2026, and the printing/shipping chain takes at least a month, that would mean we may not have enough time to make it a good one before official thing releases and swoops in with better take on same ideas.That being said, the previous post got pretty good ideas on how to mine for content.I'm just afraid that we'll overlap with RAW eventually making our turf obsolete.
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>>97409834wish*
>>97367117Same OR here, just wanted to share my progress inspired by anons that delivered my request earlier.
>>97201840Requesting my fighter/ranger not!Amerindian warrior. No cigarette, but maybe a slightly blunt of tobacco instead. Sorry for the AI slop, but it has the overall look I want.
Requesting a demon clan namekian, Kuroii- he's big, with a body shape like Lord Slug, but he's got a wardrobe and smile like the goblin Yugioh card- the face particularly might even be a bit like Pot of Greed. For personality I'm kind of imagining him balancing that Japanese knife's edge where he's almost 50% goofy as hell but then 50% deadly serious. He's like Demon King Piccolo in that he can bring demonic spawn into the world, and has four he (re)uses- Ao, Kiiro, Midori, and Aka, the big tough stupid one, the weird one with freaky powers, the pretty one, and the no-nonsense one, respectively.
Requesting a gunslinger cowboy. Originally, he was a convict in a small-town prison that snuck out with the party during a prison break.He's a chronic scam artist, can't help himself form scamming, fleecing or gimmicking any sucked dumb enough to fall for it.
Tapping edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Shadowmoor merfolks all white :0 I love wotc, great design!Lets go Kawabanga!
limited is ruled by elves
Geist of Saint Floyd secret lair announcement soon
>Enemy mini boss attacks castle PCs are in to kill king>Uses an aoe that kills all but one guard (rolled randomly in front of everyone) because it crit missed only him>PCs and guard attack, guard rolls two critical hits off of no stats, to the point where I just use spear damage numbers for him because why not, and gets the final blow, and another crit miss saves his life, and he kills the boss one round before another aoe was clearly going to kill the player’s warlock>Everyone is now obsessed with “Broguard,” a non-character, and wants to see more of him even though he said no dialogue, they’re leaving the castle and he has no conceivable reason to follow them, and his only actual stat is that he has 1 HPWhat do I do?
>>97405334>a memorable story emerged from the game's mechanics>this is somehow a bad thingAs always, OP is a faggot.
>>97405334Make him a part of the kings royal guard as an NPC with some levels. No need to go crazy. Love these emergent storytelling scenarios though! It's why I love rolling dice.
>>97405334Well the king obviously also still wants the guard around. Just have him be a knight the next time they swing by
>>97405334Make him relevant, duh!
>>97405390Based
Near Future - War Against American Imperialism Previous thread: >>97258020 >Thread Question: What rules and miniatures are needed to play out the American aggression against their allies? >Community Summary of Wargames: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing >List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises: http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R >ZunTsu Gameboxes: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
why do people seethe that Britain, an island nation which focused on their navy, didn't have an army as big or as important as Austria or Russia?it's almost like countries play to their strengths and not weaknesses
Any of you lads tried Pacific Command yet? Bloke writes some interesting rules but that's his first historical.
>>97409894i didn’t even know jeans could have heraldry
>>97408528I know this jokingly bait but Hypotheticals and modern day fall under /hwg/.>You can't simulate a US invasion of greenland it didn't/won't happen even though the equipment is all real shit and your using real formations and tacticsSame argument of saying that something like Team Yankee isn't /hwg/ because WW3 didn't happen in 1985. People let shit like WW2 and Napoleonic battles that didn't happen all the time fly or a random battle between French and Russians in the snow being napoleons invasion of russia when its nowhere near accurate. because its using real armies with real equipment and real units with 0 fantasy or sci-fi shit. They're all wargames after all game is in the name, its retarded to demand that people not be able to use things they want to see in games like M1A2 abrams tanks because they have yet to see combat against anything other than ISIS or stuff like the IS-3 never going against american or german forces.Its not about 100% historical accuracy its the principal of using purely nonfiction in a plausible scenario. When you start adding werewolves and orcs or laser guns and gundams (atleast until those get invented) thats when its no longer /hwg/.
>>97410084>>97411085Im an american and we literally teach in our schools that the war was basically already won by the time we showed up because the british and the french had the germans on the ropes. Yes entente armies were in mutiny but that was a refusal to advance into more suicidal poorly planned attacks because british and french commanders literally gave 0 shits about the lives of their men and did the math that so long as they kept it up the germans would run out of men first even if they themselves took enormous casualties. The entente troops still held the line when attacked and the entente naval blockade had already done its job of starving germany so they could take all the time they wanted basically.
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>>97413373I suppose the autist in me craves the truth, whatever that may be.>>97413387Interesting. A part of me wishes to know if the Rothschilds's absurdist ball was an occult event, of the Bohemian Grove party they like to have
>>97410662Special snowflake has always been subjective. You absolutely know that there are people, even/especially here, who would refer to a moderate Brujah or a rare bloodline as special snowflake shit.
>>97413485I think the snowflake spectrum is more about the attitude
>>97413387>Even if it's all fake or coincidence or whatever... there's a certain group of people who have tremendous influence over the world who DO believe in prophecies at least as far as their religous adherence goes & they spend incredible amounts of time & money trying to fulfill these prophecies for their own gain.Go on, who's this group?
>>97413456>I suppose the autist in me craves the truthIt is beyond your mortal comprehension anon.
Norscan Pride Worldwide edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97413493Thoughts?
>>97413497
>>97413503/spam
>>97413497>>97413493needs some flayed flesh tattered on its walls, some heads mounted on the roof, and critters playing with leftover remains in the house.
>>97413493>>97413497>>97413503>>97413507I think it's really cool that you are trying to make terrain yourself. It looks good so far. How old are your kids? My son is 6 so I've already let him help me in making and painting some terrain pieces. He gets to apply sand, PVA glue and to paint some of the terrain pieces and he finds it very fun.
>Black Legion no longer hard into Chaos worship, Abaddon sees himself as not a slave and is disdainful of the religious>Iron Warriors see relying on the Dark Gods as a weakness>Night Lords are edgy atheists>Emperor's Children don't care about Slaanesh specifically really, are just concerned with pleasuring themselves and being freaky. Fabius actively hates Chaos>Thousand Sons hate Tzeentch for fucking them and try to fuck him over when they can>Alpha Legion retconned to basically never having been religious at all >World Eaters are crazy and barely verbal anymore>Red Corsairs see relying on Dark Gods as weak and now have a whole cadre of troops that are "free" of Chaos influence>Only Word Bearers and Death Guard seem to actually venerate the Chaos GodsWhy are so few CSM actually religious anymore? Back in the day even your average Alpha Legion boy would be all FOR THE DARK GODS
>>97394819This is a stupid take that presupposes that evil does not exist. Which it does.
>>97411768You got the course of events confused, necrons put the thing around the eldar homeworlds to fuck them over. It was mostly a coincidence that the eye of terror formed in the middle of this big anti psychic field the necrons put up. The eye of terror comes about long after the necrons went dormant and Slaanesh being born is the event that fully pushes the warp over the edge and rouses the other three chaos gods into actually doing things.
>>97387703>Trust the science™
>>97395806Khorne is literally the strongest chaos God because EVERY act of violence and bloodletting is a prayer in his name. That's also why he's the oldest of the chaos gods.
>>97406179The full blown aids kind of gay.
>designed to be the "40k killer">slips into obscurity shortly after release What went wrong?
>>97408720Bullshit. One of the few games that got close to pipping 40k was FoW, which is basically WW2hammer. Bolt Action, another WW2hammer.Warmahordes, I'm convinced was a right place, right time after FASA's death to capture the North American market, since they've failed to recapture any momentum after blowing their foot off the way CGL and Battletech have.
>>97413199OK, I think this one is actually pretty accurate
>>97413279Flames of War somehow hilariously manages to shoot itself in the foot nonstop but still keeps trucking along.They are purely held up by Flames of War being 1 of the 2 WW2 miniature game that sells rules and miniatures but unlike bolt action their shit is smaller scale so you can take more stuff like tanks and people like that and Team Yankee being the only Cold War era game I have seen sell rules and miniatures ironic given that the entire range is out of stock permanently yet they keep making spin off games that nobody buys (seriously has anyone ever played the Israeli wars/Vietnam/WW1 games they made?). If they had any real competition that wasn't some british boomer selling his WW2 rulebook with a bunch of really ultra specific rules that bog down the game from a website straight out of 2002 with no miniatures sold to boot or without Warlord games also shooting themselves in the foot nonstop the company would have gone under during covid or during the FOW V4 fiasco.
>>97411897>The gorillas in power armour at least looked cool.No they didn't.
>>97413108Was there actually any creative vision or was it just an autist throwing popular concepts at a wall to see what stuck.
Work in Progress, Panzee Corsairs Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97413399in a perfect world I'd say get a piece of terrain you don't really care if it looks messy and mess around with a dark oil paint like burnt umber and white spirit (also known as mineral spirits or paint thinner) and try different things. You might be tempted to dilute it way down with the spirit to get it looking like a wash but in my experience that can stretch the pigment way too thin and produce weird capillary textures from the spirit drying, if you dilute it a small amount so that there is still pigment over all the paint you can slop it on and then wipe it away.Careful of the smell though unless you get odorless thinner.And yeah if you want more info watch a tuber
what are the differences between oil washing and enamel washing? aside from the type of paint
>>97413320IPA
>>97413448>>97413455thanks, I have some stuff I could try it on
>>97413320Depends on if they have any special coting on them and if the lenses are actually glass, or just plastic as is common these days.best option assuming that they are some sort of prescription, and have a basic anti scratch coating, would be to take them into wherever you got them from and ask.
FUCKING PEAK AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
>>97411674>it takes the piss off the whole ACTUAL tryhard OSR and the "ye olde goode days" bullshit, by showing just how fucking obtuse for no reason or gain those games tend to be (except as a joke, rather than for real)This just sounds like "it's bad on purpose" with more words.
>>97411638Mocking the source of your aesthetic when it’s the number one draw of your coffee table book is an interesting choice
>>97411900>And said game was deliberately designed to laugh off the concept of playing games.I just find that approach easier to laugh at myself>Which I think is the part that most people struggle with considerably.Maybe, that could be the case, but morkborgians do see to struggle more with being called out on "I was just pretending to be dumb".It's also a game nearly no one seems to have anything to talk about, this entire thread had what, 3 people talking about actual play, and one had to be goaded into it. It's not only this thread, it seems every thread about mork borg is more about defending the system with vague remarks and not about playing it, like discussing religion with a devout believer who never read any scripture.
It is zak s without the edge. The thing is the edge is what makes zak s intresting
>>97396518As a oDnD enjoyer, MörkBorg is perfectly playable. Characters are a lot more durable than what people think. And once players get to 15+ HP you have to really do them dirty to get a character killed. Design is very evocative and sparks the imagination. But the anti-christian vibes are a big turn off for me. Obviously the game world is set in hell or purgatory like dimension but still. Real world references in fantasy games kill any immersion I might have had.
