ITT: confess your /tg/sins and devilish antics>be me, at FLGS>see some grogs playing a historical looks like maybe Bolt Action >approach and ask them where they got their Astra Militarum STL's. >handwave their reply, tell them I've been in "the hobby" for a while, I started two editions ago in 8th so let me know if they need any pointers
I only host public games to poach players for my private games and if you aren't going to make the cut I basically start ignoring you in game.
>>97283507I told people different start times for a game based on their level of flakiness and got them to show up at the same time. I sometimes sneak in Magical Realm shit like the party being hunted by brown Amazons who think they'd father strong daughters. I sometimes run games in secret because I don't want to hurt the feelings of friends whose playstyle I hate or think their personalities would clash with those of my favorite players. I don't consider online games real RPGs. It's like the equivalent of condom sex with a woman you find unattractive. You didn't have sex, you fapped into another person and your subconscious knows it.
Whenever someone here asks for a system recommendation, I always suggest 5e. Especially if it's a modern game. I've also noticed that I'm not the only one who does it.Awesome.
Ive lied about 80% of my dice throws over discord, even the bad roles are made up if it helps with the narrative make more sense. I just want to roleplay a fun story, not constantly die.
I periodically save and re-post AIslop pictures because people are incapable of not sperging about them and that makes me chuckle
How do I make a campaign revolving around the gimmick Arios Theoman's sword Escude revolves around work?To explain>Arios is the "hero" of the setting>He has a magical sword that gets more powerful the more humanity dies>It's a dilemma - he needs the sword to be at least 30 percent powered up to be able to even hurt the demons ravaging his world, but to do that he needs to allow humans to die - or even actively curtail their population himself so as to paradoxically save them It's a killer concept - but I feel like as a campaign it becomes hard to gamify since the players could literally just do nothing, allow the sword to get powered up, and kill the big bad without any moral dilemma at all
You're missing the point of Escude, it's not a weapon, it's a failsafe to prevent a one-sided genocide. The entire reason for the existence of the Hero System is to have a single invincible force that can stop the demon king from wiping out the protagonist race (humans), growing in power the more souls are in the cycle of reincarnation.It's canon to my own setting that the entire thing is one big quasi-simulation (not in the Star Ocean or Matrix sense but more in the Disgaea or Rance sense where the game mechanics are part of the universe), to speak from experience; if you have to ask how to do this, don't bother, wait until you actually come to the idea naturally. It makes for interesting lore, but it's very difficult to write a game around it.My own setting has a plethora of "Admin Tools" like Escude and "Moderators" who function as godslayers in order to maintain the boundaries between the different worlds. It would be akin to a freeform roleplay forum user yelling nasty words at the site admin, or trying to shout down a banhammer.If you insist on it, take the advice of the anons who are telling you to have Escude and its wielder be a threat to humanity. It will make for a far more interesting game.
>>97285370>My own setting has a plethora of "Admin Tools" like Escude and "Moderators" who function as godslayers in order to maintain the boundaries between the different worlds. It would be akin to a freeform roleplay forum user yelling nasty words at the site admin, or trying to shout down a banhammer.Missed a sentence in the middle while editing>Such things simply cannot be fought against.
>>97284648It's not an auto-win, but at 80 percent of human dead it does become a God destroying overpowered holy fuck you fucking win tool. Thing is, while in game this comes at a terrible cost, I can't really have the players care about 80 percent of NPCs dying cause that's abstract to them.>>97284707Great idea, thanks! That's the dilemma. I could even make it a sort of mystery where they try to figure out who has been sabotaging the defenses allowing people to die and what not
>>9728481830 percent of the world's current population relative to when he picked up the sword. So if the population is a million when he picks it up, 300,000 people have to die, not sure if it's net or margin
>>97284375That's retarded.
Giant edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I run this version of Iteration because it's just funny as fuck and the regular art is particularly hideous.
>>97285425As most other have pointed out, there's a dedicated general for the format because it's very detached from the rest of the game as it's basically a party game and a reason for people to socialize rather than play magic. I also wouldn't recommend it as the entry point but it sounds like that's all your friends are going to play so whatever.Most people get thrown the krenko deck to start because it's beyond braindead easy and considering you play stuff like PTCG and HS that sounds about your speed. Get your feet wet with it but don't become too attatched to it as you'll likely get bored of it fairly quickly.
>>97283594>TQA bit of bias here, but probably the 7-cost Atraxa. She was my first Mythic and it was alt-art to boot
>>97285117It's not that I ever had the actual thought that it is impossible for any art director to fail to draw pizza but seeing these lands I realized it was possible. I agree with you it is among the most embarrassing things they've ever done.I can't actually believe a billion dollar company would let something like this happen. I understand there's a reason behind drawing someone in a mechawheelchair fighting off Phyrexians or pirates but this... is he pulling pizza out of the beach or something? Has this fucking art director never eaten fucking pizza before; nobody fucking holds pizza like that.
The next Un-set will save Magic. It will be called Magic UnCut and will feature tasteful softcore and hardcore pornography scenes and flavor.
Impromptu Flying Lesson edition>Previous Thread: >>97266080>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97285459Hmm. They used to resist Pinning's and Crew Stunned's immobilizing effect before. Unstoppable u.u
Blood angels Siege forceHQ>Praetor- Blade of Pedition, Bolt Pistol Jump Pack.>Cataphractii Centurion-Thunder Hammer, Volkite charger.Crusade Detacchment>Ten man Breacher Squad- 2 grav guns>Ten Man Breacher Squad-2 Grav guns>Twenty man Tactical Squad- Chai Beyonets, Seargant with Power Fist and bolt piston>Spartan Assault tank-Logistcs BenefitShock Assault>Ten Man Cataphractii terminator Squad- Power Fists and combi Bolters>3 man saturnine terminator Squad- Two Plasma bombards EachComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97285847Can you please tell me your plan, so that I can understand your list? Most specifically how you'll decide which side the Praetor goes. What makes him go left instead of right.Regular power swords, in this economy?
>>97286025The plan is to have a solid gunline shoot the hell out if the enemy while the Assault squads and terminstors get up close and smash the enemy to bits
>>97285847I personally don't think bayonets are worth the points investment. Consider redistributing those points into something else.
Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97284800Its hard to do it with campaign games as youll likely be upgrading or swapping equipment on units as the campaign progresses, so I just stick to something that can be approximated. Like ill make a model with a 1 handed sword, but in the profile I can just say its a 2 handed sword when I pay to swap the weapon out,, or a bolt action rifle is a semi auto rifle if I swap it out.Its why its good to have a theme or intended upgrade path for units so you have something to model around. Remember, you really need about 20 models in reality for this, youll be adding and upgrading units over time.
>>97275133>You’re not allowed to point out a company doing shitty things>look I got fucked and I dont even care!
>>97256201It's only edgy because the main focus of the game is humans fighting against demons.Imagine if 40k focused solely on Imperium fighting against Chaos, at the exclusion of every other faction.
>>97283685You know what you must do then anon, get more basic troops
>>97284800I’m so WYSIWYG that I learned basic 3D modelling so I could properly ‘digital kitbash’ models.
Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle Spirits>Ashes>One PieceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97285599That's cool that he still comes over and plays on occasion, even if it's just with starters. Life can really get in the way when we get older (I turned 40 yesterday, which just feels weird), and I'm thankful that my friends and I can still find time for our hobby on occasion.We might try Sorcery at some point if any of our LGS decide to stock it. The real issue is finding time. We have so many fun games we have decks for already, and a handful that we haven't even learned to play yet.I hope you and your brother have fun with Sorcery! Sounds like he found a great gift for the two of you to share.>Miss the simpler days, as I'm sure others can relate.Without a doubt.
>>97285674First off, happy birthday. Hell of a date. I'm years off from turning 40, but it's nearer than I want to admit.>The real issue is finding time.That's the biggest game killer of all, making schedules and locations line up perfectly so game jams can commence. I pine for the days of having a whole weekend just for gaming, but with how busy things can get, especially during the holidays, it's easy to have that game jam get pushed back months at a time. What's important is keeping at it, and not letting the dust settle so hard it just kills your drive to try new things.
>>97285733>First off, happy birthday. Hell of a date.Thank you. And yeah, the date certainly made for some interesting birthday parties in my youth.It's definitely a challenge sometimes to get together, but if we plan well enough in advance it usually works. We just have to put in a bit of effort and enjoy it when the opportunities arise. It's nice that we have the internet to connect us, but nothing beats getting together in person, even when it's not as often as we'd like.
Serious Question: How do you justify spending on a game like Sorcery when your local scene is made of 4-5 people?I got myself interested in it, but I'm afraid of there having nobody to play with
>>97286093I buy it for the art, i dont play, simple as
Are all realms in your fantasy setting traditional kingdoms or do you like including other types of governments as well?
>>97285981>puckee spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1ipl8a9/artcomm_king_edward_vi_of_eredan_by_tomasz_ryger/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/HYBKW4xLP1-cLSr0iyVT4Q/>18 times since February 2025
>>97285981Most are kindgoms or principalities. I do have a Venice-inspired republic and one small area with pseudo-democracy, but nothing too weird.
Obscure conflicts editionPrevious thread:>>97095668>Thread Question:Which obscure conflict would you like to collect miniatures for and get a game going?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282501Is that going to be round 4? I haven't seen a poll for fantasy
The three to the left were painted over Christmas and New Years, the fourth was painted a few years ago. Men at arms for my Barons War Outremer collection.
Does anyone have any good book recommendations on the Great Northern War?
>>97259539I'd recommend Check Your 6 instead of WoG or or BRS. It's a lot of fun, there's modules for WW1, WW2 and Korea, and it's quick to learn.
Does anyone happen to have Lasalle 2nd edition? I just seem to be able to find the first edition in the megas, although I do appreciate that.
Is it really good etiquite to have seriously "heavy" and depressing themes in your tabletop campaign as opposed to just lighthearted evening fun or cynically detached/ironic grimderpness?
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Sheev I'm NJO editionPrevious: >>97217145Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97284973Star Wars Tales. They are not supposed to be very serious with some of them being more like "what if ..." stories or straight up comedy, like A Death Star is Born.
>>97285371Looks like kiddie trash. EU shouldn't really be judged because shit like the Ewoks and Droids TV shows or this exist
>>97285397>star wars is srs bizness
>>97283431He ALMOST did from my E-Web, but it couldn't get through the final dodge token shared from Leia.
>>97283357>Damn, that terrain looks really dense.Both players started on skirmish games, so we have fun overloading tables with terrain.
How do you justify a "pest race" like goblins or rat people in your setting? Why wouldn't the dominant species make a concentrated effort to eradicate them if they were a problem?
>>97278017>just want minorities to disappear?what country, pretty sure that's nigel's in england. formerly Ukip. AFD in germany, front for France. though they're diluted by a wider party platform>bulk of one side'snobody said the bulk, we're talking about the margins, the "far" not the right et all. Most right wing people who fall outside the normal bounds become single issue anti-diversity voters. they're not out there quoting fucking moldbug.
>>97278005>>97277891Yeah, and Christianity shaped itself to the west as well. meanwhile, theologically islam is an illiterate warlord trying to piece an understanding of the religions together he isn't familiar with.like trying to recreate a painting you can only stare at through a peephole.there's a reason why one of his arguments against Christianity is "why did jesus shit if he was so divine?"not kidding
It's fantasy dawg
In WEG' D6 Fantasy orcs, goblins, ogres and bugbears are created from other humanoid races. The most handy and large scale method is just burying humanoids to a cursed ground, which causes them to deform and rise again as mentioned evil races. They can also be created by corrupting humanoids through magical torture, and through evil races raping other humanoid women which results in offspring of evil race.This is all mostly done by evil wizards who want obedient minions who do their bidding as long as they are given something to hurt or smash on regular basis.
>thread I made on /v/ that got moved to the is still going like a week laterThis board is that slow?
Anyone play it yet? I like the "rustic fantasy" setting. The core rules seem interesting, it has more mechanics and gameplay than most other narrative games. I enjoy that it doesn't have moves or whatever to confine you, you can actually play your character and do whatever you want. It's got enough knobs and options in terms of resolution I feel like it's actually a real game despite having that more story focus vs simulation focus. And I like that the DM has all the traditional power of the DM and there's not like "Fate Points" or something else that gives players control to change stuff.Thinking I might try a short game for my table, just a few lower powered sessions. It also has good tools for a solo stuff which is interesting.
>>97285626>>97285535You roll skill checks if there's a chance for failure you numbnuts. Just like every fuckin game. In DND for example.OSR games: if you're a thief you get a chance to disable the trap, if you don't disable the trap you have to find a way to engage with the trap.For 3.5 if you have a disabled device check of +20, you only roll for really difficult traps. Otherwise you have to deal with the trap with resources or saves4e :skill challenges.5e: everyone has a chance to disable the trap, but the guy with thieves tools has a better shot.Legend of the mist: if there is a lock that does nothing if you fail the skill check, you just bypass it if you have the skill. If failing the skill check would activate a trap or summon guards, it becomes a whole ordeal that's not too different from a 4e skill challengeOsr: if there's combat, you treat it like war and get unfair advantages.3.5/5e it's a whole new game you have to playLitM: combat has the same rules as challenges. Fighting some roadside bandits should put the same amount of stress as a cliff side rock slide. Combat is like a 4e skill challenge
>>97285776>4e skill challengeohew
>>97282512I've always looked at it as "these moves are the only actions relevant to gamify." You can do anything in a PbtA, it's just that the moves are supposed to only be triggered when something is worth rolling for.
>>97283948If they genuinely wanted to discuss the game, they should probably post something other than obvious hollow ad copy in the op.
>>97284096I think it says a lot more about you and your play group than it does the game that you see abstract tag mechanics and think "obviously this is going to result in an argument."
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97285938Oh, okay. I was caught up on the other guy's 3-to-1 comment and wires got crossed. I don't see Arc Light getting banned over Habakiri, though. They know it's a problem in every format, and it's getting reprinted in a set which is a death sentence for powerful cards. Being in a structure deck did not save Artifact Scythe, being in the Rarity Collection did not save Baronne, and being in Legendary Modern Decks probably won't save Habakiri. Or at least not for long after it's released.
>>97285971You're right. Excuse me. It took until Yummy to be able to consistently make all 3 without blowing your wad on Arc Lights and not have a follow-up gameplan afterwards.
>>97285980Also, it's not as though Konami hasn't ever printed banned cards in sets for fun (Branded Expulsion in the megatins)
>>97285994Branded Expulsion was a meme ban anyway.
>>97285971Herald retrain with proper xenolocks to avoid compatibility with other unintended engines like Drytron would probably be okay. I still think Habakiri is the reason that Arclight is considered broken now, but I'm not losing sleep over a herald ban either way though. I'd honestly just prefer they errata Habakiri to solve the problem without killing pure Yummy, random rogue ritual decks, or pure Mitsurugi, but unfortunately Konami doesn't like doing that.
Why do "modern" and modern people go insane when they see some eldritch blorblo, but Conan could just kill it without going "aaaaaahhh save me niggerman!!!!!"
>>97285734>how fucking dare you reply to my shitpost with a shitpost! you're so precious. also thanks for proving my point.
>>97281870because people in the old times actually believed in the stories about monsters and demons so when they inevitably appear they weren't taken aback by the existence of such creatures.meanwhile, us modern folk have been brought up with the notion that science and logic disallows the supernatural. As a result, when the supernatural happens our very worldview shatters to pieces along with our sanity.
>>97285715People legitimately don't get Lovecraft. It isn't being afraid of a fish or that you don't matter, it's the fear of finding out you're on a ticking time bomb, you don't know how long's left on the timer, and you cannot get away, ever.
Insanity in Lovecraft stories is usually more like ptsd hopelessness, paranoia or overwhelming dread, not becoming a babbling schizo like the people who "adapt" his works without reading them seem to think.
>>97285835thats not scary
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97285245to start with 4AD you just need the corebook. none more. the Expanded Edition was released recently, just get it and go play: GF /d/6lJmMpThe supplements from Erick can be easily found out there. And he's very active on the 4AD Facebook group. But IDK (and I don't care) anything about he sexuality.
>>97284886g f /d/alyh9P
Looking for issues of Mythic Magazine compilations
>>97285601Thanks bud
Anyone have the more recent Shadowrun novels? More particularly, the Blackbird trilogy by Zimmerman?