How do you like your mutants?Do you like them looking more like anthros or circus freak shows?
>>97254468>having to declair your own victory I accept your concession.
I like mutants with multiple limbs and eyes, make it look more like birth defects.Anthro mutants on their own are lazy furfagbait, if it's genetic freaks made by a mad scientist a la Dr. Monroe I'm far more tolerant.
>>97257071It's interesting how you can automatically tell when an animal is mutated or suffering from genetic diseases. Healthy creatures have a natural beauty to them even when they're dangerous predators or old as shit.Abominations and mutants should instinctually unnerve you when you look at them.
>declair>no uCringe.
>>97257506I think Warhammer had to say there was something unnaturally off about mutants to avoid the potentially risky Oldhammer lore that people with sixth toes would be killed alongside Asian people as Chaos mutants.
Ghoul Stars>Region of space inhabited by scary monsters >They're scarier and more monstrous than all the other scary monsters (just take our word for it)>No you can't see it, we're never going to show you, and it's never gonna be in the gamesThe harrowing>Imperium is invaded by monsters from another dimension that is scary and incomprehensible (but also it isn't the warp)>They're scary and incomprehensible (so basically Chaos but Chaosier)>No you can't see it, we're never going to show you, and it's never gonna be in the gamesWhat is the point of this?
>>97257603kek
>>97255850>whatever you could personally imaginewhy would i waste my excellent, genius imagination on this generic redundant shit? i could also have imagined something even if they didn't write this
>>97256036Imagine
>>97257861Then go ahead, sir, demonstrate your imagination right now
FFG fluff was incredibly lazy in terms fo structure and answers. "OOOH LE EBIN BLACK SUN!" (it's whatever you want and no we won't give you any answers ever)
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
Looking at all these games played list it reminds me of games that were very popular at one point but I'm not sure if they're getting played anymore.The teo that jump to my mind are Teotihuacan and Stationfall. Anyone stll plays these? Has your opinion on them changed over time?>What games that were a hit at one time do you think are now completely forgotten / you did a complete 180 on them.
>>97261637>TeotihuacanI had the misfortune of playing that recently. It's long, it's boring, and it's surprisingly chaotic.
>>97261637I don't remember theotihuacan being popular here tbqh. Stationfall, in my opinion, is kinda neat but suffers too much from being in a really fucking weird niche. It's almost a party game, but you don't really want too many people playing it. It feels like a lightweight game that still needs a 45 min teach. It creates hilarious stories, but doesn't offer statisfying gameplay. Stationfall is somewhat of a conundrum and is probably the best game in existence for the right people, but there's not that many of them.
Ohgodohgodohgod only 2 days before i start my nonewgames year long challenge, this is worse than the time i tried nofap *cuts to flashback*
>>97262138If you order 17 games right now but some of them arrive after New Year's does that count?
Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Anons, which is your favorite army for lore, and why? I enjoy the Trench Pilgrims a lot purely because I enjoy War Prophets and their stories.
>>97256687>That quoteHow antisemitic.
Holy fuck I think Twitter might be actually retarded in how they view this game. I don't see how this game could be Anti-Christian. Even more so whining how it's Euro centered even though there's been an endless Crusade for 800+ years. God damn
>>97261819Yeah it is. When you build a warband you start with one in the stash, but it still ‘costs’ three Glory to issue it to someone when it should be free.
>>97262058>Twitter might be actually retarded
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>>97262125Damn you're just stupid then huh>CONFIRMED can't with the bantYep yep! Fake ass /mcyoag/cel! Maybe /cyoag/ or j*mpchain is more your speed...
>>97262094What power?
>>97262125>I struggle to imagine the absolute drivel, the filth you'd have to wade through day after day.I just learned to follow post chains and only skim the stuff I don't care about. It's not that hard to ignore the shitposting, and it's more of a background task unless something actually happens.
>>97262139Spermomancy.
>>97262139This feels like an excuse to shit on it. I don't remember the name anyway, just that the other character with it was very different from what I wanted to do with it. Still not worth it because it was one of the big ones.
Winter Gloom EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97227237 ▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97262064>>97251802>>97252221>>97253530>>97252120>>97253488>>97253575>>97253624cont:Of course, I assume the main thing that makes you say they're especially evil are sacrifices, but most people have a very skewed view of who it was done to, at at what scales, and what they were likeContrary to what a lot of sources say, the Mexica did not demand victims as tribute/taxes that often, which were predominately rather demands of economic goods and labor service. The plurality of victims, maybe even the majority, were captured enemy soldiers from wars, so not a distinct total from battlefield deaths, though some amount were also non-combatant slaves given as spoils by surrendering cities when initially being conquered (to be clear, not the whole population was taken, nor were cities usually sacked, the Mexica wanted subjects functional enough to produce the goods they demanded as taxes), or via the slave trade (though slaves allegedly actually had a great deal of rights and being a slave wasn't a permanent status, with only slaves who lost rights via skirting on duties being able to be sacrificed... in practice though I'm a bit skeptical things were that favorable for slaves), and even some being volunteers (though "volunteers" could include children and the elderly, likely not truly voluntary in those cases). From excavations of the Huey Tzompantli, the Great Skull Rack in Tenochtitlan, we know 75% of victims were men (consistent with most being captured enemy soldiers), 20% were women, and 5% were children, though there are conflicting reports which give the ration as more like 55-40-5. From those excavations we also know the rack held around 16,000 skulls, though if you wanna highball every possible variable, you could maybe argue it's double that, though I think that's quite unlikely.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97262131>>97251802>>97252221>>97253530>>97252120>>97253488>>97253575>>97253624cont:16,000-32,000 skulls sounds like a lot, and it is, but it's a fraction of the size the Spanish (and even the Mexica themselves) claimed it was: Duran and his Mexica informants claimed it held ~80,000 skulls, while Andres de Tapia claimed it held 136,000. Keeping in mind that we don't know how long it took for a full rack's worth of skulls to accrue (but that it probably represents multiple years worth of deposits, we know at least some parts of the rack/towers had skulls deposited over a period of decades), and that not all victims even had their skulls go onto the rack, I'd wager that suggests 100s to 1000s of sacrifices a year. If you highball things, maybe even over 10,000 a year, but I think that's pushing it, especially as would be 20,000, which is a common number you see thrown around. 100,000s a years like the 250.000 estimate also often thrown around is obviously nonsense and didn't happen. If you're wondering why both of those figures are so common if they're contradicted by excavations, it's because A: The excavations are recent, and B: the figures weren't intended to be just for Mexica sacrifices, but sacrifices done across (more or less) all of Mesoamerica aside from the Maya and extreme southern portions, on top of those figures having other issues as I explain here: desuarchive.org/his/thread/18250129/#18253422100s to 1000s of sacrificed people a year is still a lot of religious murder, and if your metric for evil is purely based on the number of religious killings on an annual basis, then yeah, the Mexica might take the top spot. But those are rookie numbers compared to many genocides, political or ideological purges, or holy wars (which I do think sacrifices are comparable to since enemy soldiers were the largest fraction of victims): Hundreds of thousands of Cathars were killed in a religious purge within a few decades in 13thC france for exampleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97262142>>97251802>>97252221>>97253530>>97252120>>97253488>>97253575>>97253624cont:It should also be noted here that victims of sacrifice could be well treated: These were formal religious ceremonies with rules for who could be selected, how they were treated, what they had to do before and during their sacrifce and what happens to the remains after. In pic related for instance you can see there's multiple paragraphs worth of precise traits and conditions the main impersonator and sacrifice to Tezcatlipoca had to meet, and lived in luxury as the god for months before having to preform ritual duties and tasks in the weeks leading up to his sacrifice and during the ceremony. Captured soldiers allegedly lived with their captor's family and were mourned by them as a family member after their death, and while this is all surely romanticized to a degree and not all sacrifices were so glamorous (Child sacrifices to the rain god Tlaloc were tortured to cry as much as possible, some sacrifices to fire deities were as well with embers and hot ashes, and victims who weren't impersonators or even some who were may not have been treated as well leading up to their deaths), the sample size from the Huey Tzompantli excavations show that the victims were in disproportionately good health and physical condition prior to their deaths and even foreign victims lived in Tenochtitlan for months or years prior to their deaths, supporting those claims.There was also a lot more to Mexica society then war and sacrifices, and I would strongly argue that the role of sacrifices in Mexica culture is drastically overemphasized in popular imagination and conversation. The discussion I initially replied to wasn't even specifically about sacrifices in particular (rather about if the Aztec get treated with sensitivity in pop culture or not), yet >>97260155 and >>97259747 flipped out solely because I didn't bring them up.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97262151cont: Like yes, it's an important aspect of Mexica and Mesoamerica religion in general (and it should be stressed here that ALL Nahua subgroups, not just the Mexica, and all other separate Mesoamerican civilizations entirely, also did sacrifices: The Mexica simply did it the most), but it wasn't even the most common form of offering (which would be things like incense, ceremonial goods, animals, or small amounts of your own blood), and religion also wasn't the only facet of their society. The average person was not constantly living in fear of being sacrificed or witnessing it much. Their typical day was waking up, doing morning ritual offerings, eating breakfast, the father/husband would go out to work farms or public construction while the wief would do domestic work, weave, and buy/sell things at market, kids would stay at home and teens would go to a school, they'd have dinner and take baths, and go to bed (See: desuarchive.org/his/thread/7617096/#7619771). See also youtube.com/watch?v=wsNdYD8DODo which IIRC is a decent video.Tenochtitlan was one of the largest cities in the world at the time and had a functional, sophisticated society: You had merchants, diplomats (and strict diplomatic rules and procedures, which is a big part of why Cortes got as far as he did, since he identified himself as representing the Spanish king), scribes, poets (existential and moralistic poems/songs were a big thing, as was rhetorical public speech), schools (arguably the first universal public education system) judges and legal courts (both local community ones and a series of state appellate courts), botanical gardens (not just used as recreational sites of relaxation for nobles, but also stocked medical herbs and were used to experimentally test their properties and growing conditions, and to categorize plants and flowers) and more. 7/?
>>97262158cont:Even if you want to argue that they're among the most brutal or evil cultures in history, that doesn't justify or excuse the obsessive need to center every conversation about them on sacrifices, when as the image in >>97259897 shows, even the Conquistadors and Catholic friars conquering, colonizing, and converting them made it a point to praise other aspects of their society and stressed that it was worth learning about and even preserving, or at least select parts. >>97259722The Jaguar Warrior is just one example. But yes, I am aware that they recently got a visual update that improves them. A shame the building assets still look like worn ruins without plaster or paint. I hope Age of Mythology Retold handles it better.>Besides, another DLC will be about Mezoamerican nationsWas one announced?8/8
Doombull Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97261611SOVL
>>97261611>"Just call me Ishmael."Lmao.
>>97261567>afraid painting is unlikely as he doesn't even have paints!Tell your friend he's a fag and his shits all retarded
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Post compliance market edition>Previous Thread:>>97242255>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97261891Then you wouldn't have a problem if I play my entire 15k points marines collection against your 3k marines army, right? Because as you said, war isn't fair.
>>97261959Ignorance, really. I don't know if that plasma weapon is 2D, but if the big blast hits more than 2 targets more than the vindicator, it might be deadly enough :OLike a tracked Deredeo
>>97261993It is damage 2. A lot of plasma weapons got a lot better against terminators because they got damage 2, and didn't have high enough strength to instant-death them before. Quite ironic, since plasma guns look so bad people think all plasma weapons are trash now.
>>97261982i mean i could do like 8 if you felt like it instead but sure that'd make a great and dire scenario it's not as though such things didn't happen quite and regularly amidst the heresy, maybe we'd wanna talk about what constituted victory conditions for either side or just play to annihilation and see the story out, doesn't make too much difference ;3
>>97262040I hope this means at least vehicle-carried plasma is in a good place, then.>plasma guns look so bad people think all plasma weapons are trash now.They really look that bad lmao. Did rapid fire really go away across the board? As in, both bolters and plasma guns but not lasrifles are always 2-shot across their full range. 2-shot breaching 4+ isn't that wild. Strong but not game-ending. Idk why they had to go down to breaching 5+ :(
>>97171444 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97259427https://cutandassemble. com/print-and-play-warhammer-quest#WHQFiles
>>97259931Where can I sign up?
>>97260603Thanks anon.
>>97260560I get the marketing and whaling. Was more perversely curious if they're >required and what they actually do. Because it mostly looks like a D6 with 2 things on it. Might have something inside it but can't really tell from the light and if they went into dice-inside-a-dice it would be retarded in a delightful way.
>>97262059I'm 100% certain they can be translated to plain d6. Any fancy gizmos would detract from their most important feature, profit.
I love minis and so should you :)post your favorite minis or minis that you think are terrible
If we're posting terrible minis in here, McEwan is a showstopper. https://www.tin-soldier.com/mmlanding.html
>>97256240goddamn, they look like some random schools papier-mache projects
>>97167465>some ass races>immediately post two Star Trek rejects, busty goblins and furriesyiff in hell, furfag
>>97172736>>97172560>>97172518looking great, I could never do NL, I'd end up going all in on power gloves just to call them my Crime Zone Fists
>Everyone points out that "Le demons are not evil" was a huge trend>Can barely remember any media that doesnt' have not-evil, not-succubus demons>The first that came to mind was devilman and they are still dicks thereWhat is with this weird fauxtrarian bullshit
>>97257521>not named FrierenLets not forget that there isn't a single dark skinned demon in Frieren
>>97257630>Anon gives an argument citing no examples to back him up>Gets countered with a slew of actual examples of media that negates his analysis>>97257638>Claims the other side is being disingenuous when he's the one making a bad faith argument>Doubles down with no evidence
>>97261697Let me know when you're playing a homebrewed Shining Force knock off game.
>>97261697Is that what the kids are calling gay buttsex these days?
>>97262061No, they call that Age of Sigmar.
Figure edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97261487That's not very NUFIRElet me update it for nufireSyr Vona, Queen's Consort {1WB}Legendary Creature - Vampire KnightVigilance, Menace, LifelinkWhenever Vona or another creature you control dies or is put into exile, you gain 2 life, each opponent loses 2 life and you draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on Vona. This ability triggers only once per turn.When Vona deals combat damage to a player, dies or is exiled, destroy up to one target nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to Vona's power.3/2
>>97262095pic related
>>97262110Dryad's pretty killer in the current meta ngl.Shame the game is a fucking vomit swamp and isn't worth playing for even a tenth of a second.
>>97262095It's Fake White>inb4 larper kike schizo screeching
>>97262110Anon that is obviously a green deck.
You have to play Monopoly.Which Monopoly do you play?
I got roped into playing a version that was supposed to be shorter and faster and made sure to follow the rules to the letter so no house rule bullshit that extends the game. It still took nearly 4 hours to finish and ~2 hours of that I didn't even get to do anything since I was out of the game by that point.
>>97257417Lmao
Anything that removes the monotony of playing actual monopoly. This one turns it into a dexterity game.
>>97247712Tossup between Naruto and Wakanda monopolies.>elf monopolyI will burn your fucking house down.
>>97247712Standard Monopoly, but with 2 house rules:Auctions only, and no collecting rent while in jail.
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Sheev I'm NJO editionPrevious: >>97217145Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97259552Played them yesterday in recon. They're fun and mean. Just added the assault cannon and deleted B2s off the board.
>>97259234Silence, Grysk marionette.
>>97260019It really needs some sort of scope/optic/whatever, and the magazine has to go.Probably something greebled onto the gas block, too.
>>97262082have the magazine extended on a curve till it connects back to the barrel.
>be EC Henry>today I will make an awesome 3d rendition of a custom ship/vehicle with tons of detail and make it look like modernized ILM >but I need to make a backstory that makes sense...>i got it>if it's a rebel ship I'll make it ultra awesome, filled with the best droids and pilots and soldiers in the galaxy that make the OT and PT cast look like nobodies>if it's an imperial ship I'll either make it fucking worthless or make it a great ship that the empire never uses cause they're apparently retarded>I'll also make yet another battle the rebellion wins with barely any effort while the empire is so fucking dumb that they can't do basic shit>then I'll sell the models on my website but since people suck ass at 3d animation nobody'll buy them anywaysWhy is this guy so awful at storytelling? I get he hates the PT and loves TCW but you'd think someone with basic EU knowledge wouldn't rely on Filoni-esque "good guys always win bad guys always lose" shit
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!One Confederation, One Vision, One Chancellor editionPrevious Thread: >>97234667================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97261742Musk derangement syndrome.
>>97261952Early succession wars wouldn't have many true lance vs lance fights because they were still rolling up to targeted systems with invasion fleets including warships. A lance vs lance fight is some fringe clash on the edge of a multi-regiment bulldozer fight in a city that both commanders are sitting over in orbit with their finger on the big red button just in case it looks like the other guy might win the already ruined city they wanted to claim.
>>97262027That's just manic. He's stupid and weird and extraordinarily opinionated about things he doesn't know anything about.Any time he's talking with other people about BT he's under the assumption that they're both using the (il)logical conclusions he arrived at in his own bizarre headcanon. Though he doesn't really seem to like BT or read any of the fiction so how he reached most of these conclusions independent of in-universe information or logic is known only to him.
>>97262027Man Musk doesn't do shit.
>>97262079Makes a lot of people mad.