Real life is gay

>>97816520
It isn’t. You just haven’t found satisfaction yet.

>>97710539
Haha penis

>>97710539
the wizard in your picture would listen to that information and then go through with it anyway

>>97719110
Jannies don't have ban powers, only mods do. You'd know this if this wasn't your first day on 4chan.

>>97817128
fetching? probably not but i am comfy in them. that is all that matters.
and ey, we do what we gotta do.

>>97817391
>>97817128
if this is a 'reasonable' extension of a haven you gotta demarcate that shit and KEEP it. paper law don't extend far down
otherwise, just ask without being weird. if it matters to your neighbours they'll ask for a favour. give it. its a lot easier to work with mutuals than bad neighbours

Do you think we ever had a chance in the first place?
Like, if back in the day the first dickheads in the bronze ages haden't gotten blood fever we could live semi-normal llives.

Som thinbloods over by the homelss camp got vanished and I'm feeling really mortal r-n ngL.

>>97820254
No. It's a curse for a reason. No one says it is the Lord God pulling you into this life with his embrace. If those bronze age kindred existed in the way they speak of in the history books, they were no closer to living a good life then we are no matter what their generation was.

Truthfully our histories don't strike me as grander then humans, spite, greed, envy, It's the same nonsense. Just written by a slightly more powerful hand.

Julian's lift kits have arrived. One of our new neighbors has joined Julian's Drinking Post at our back fence. I'm fairly certain, and Julian agrees, that he's a hunter.

>>97817128
If it's a single Nosferatu and not a brood, perhaps it's an Autarkis loner that would shudder at the idea of being discovered and having any sort of social interaction, let alone being dragged into the local politics.
I once went into the sewer dressed as a Ventrue carrying a giant check for a donation to an orphanage, asked for the newcomer Rat's signature and if he'd like to be in the Primogen Council.
The poor Cainite fled the city faster than a wraith witnessing me hit another Dead with my purification rod (haraegushi, 祓串).
>>97820254
Back in the day living a normal life was not pleasant for me. Sure, it was far better than breaking your back in the fields as a peasant, but from pretending to be near-invisible around the house, to avidly reading Chinese literature while having to call it garbage in public, I had a Masquerade at home on top of all challenges women of all walks of life faced everywhere across time and space.
The archipelago I came from taught me there is no "back then" I could ever "return to", I have to continue to reinvent myself like the country itself does across the ages.

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Good to be back in the middle of nowhere. The desert might not be my preferred wilderness but it's good enough.
Wasn't meant for the metropolitan.

Companions aren't doing hot but things are on the up. Decided on an end-point to this odyssey.

>>97820254
We can create 'normality' if we seek it out. Better not to worry about 'if.'

>>97820874
Huh. A hunter over there in Suburbia? Odd choice on the surface... But our experience there is relatively recent. All things considered Texas does have some similarities to Cali and Brazil, probably a decent hunting ground for independents. And others, judging by Chelys' recent predicaments.

Suggestion; low profile and stock large Colt.45s to loosen tongues.

>>97817128
Probably start with an invitation to parley if you're anxious about it. And if you have Nos contacts to set it up? All the better.

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>>97817947
>Be Un Jong Kim
>The courtroom is erupting into chaos, again
>This time it seems a recess won't fix things like last time
>which suits me just fine
>that pigheaded hierarch just sent us a message that he doesn't care about his son
>which I know is (probably) a lie
>but it won't stop him from continuing to prosecute Kong Qiu
>shake my head, that's what comes of being a fanatic
>his psyker seems to have given him some very shaky evidence, but I'm growing tired of playing by the rules
>and Bannerman has turned purple after that eldar appeared and started dancing around the room

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>>97822046
>Be Lord Peregrine Walter Horatio Mycroft Ponsonby-Bannerman, Rogue Trader
>Things are beginning to come to ahead
>The Commander turns to me
>"I am sure that the other lords on the council will offer their own full support to deploy to Hive Kong as well, won't they?"
>Yeah...about that
"My great-grandson and heir, Commodore Ponsonby-Bannerman shall return to orbit, to provide you with precise bombardment, it was our guns which broke the back of the siege of Peking after all, so we can use them a second time around."

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>>97822557
>I turn to the Force Commander
"Don't bother, you selected me to sit upon this council, and though you may preside over it, it does not give you the final say. This trail is clearly coming loose at the seams, considering how an Eldar simply strolled in and gave us all a headache, and apparently you seem intent on allowing the Mechanicus to kidnap your own prisoner."
>I look towards the inquisitor, who does nothing
>A damn good thing too
>This isn't technically anything but a show of force
>No treason or heresy has been comitted yet
>Walk over to the scribe
"Declare it in the minutes as such, Kong Qiu declared free of any and all charges, to be reinstated as High Hierarch effective immediately."

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>>97822584
>Be Kong Qiu
>As I recover from the vision forced upon me the Rogue Trader and Kim pull a fast one
>Red coated men enter the chamber quickly
>Overpowering the guards seeing as the Heishou and Marines have left for Hive Kong
>I will say I agree with his stance regarding bureaucracy
>But some of it is still necessary to keep the Imperium running
>But it can be ruled out when theres bigger fish to fry
>Ayin doesnt attempt to stop the Rogue Trader in anyway shape or form and instead looks over to me
"Well seeing as Lord Kong Qiu is officially declared in scribe writing as innocent. Let's get you to that River of Oblivion"
>He presses his ear no doubt to get on comms
"Chesed prepare Inquisitorial Valkyrie for departure, myself, Binah and two holders on shall be joining you swiftly"
>He then walks over as does Binah
"We'd best get to the closest LZ, Willard shall be on route. I expect this cleansing of the River shall grant the world some defence against the Arch Enemy"

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>Be Captain Willard
>In pursuit on the Eldar when I get a notification from Ayin
"Willard plan has changed, drop the pursuit and come to the designated LZ we have a new priority task"
>I want to argue back but bite my tongue
"Understood sir, on route now"
>I yell out even if the Eldar cant hear me
"Consider yourself lucky! Priority has changed!"
>I then turn and start booking it to the LZ Ayin marked
>I have no idea what the hell is going to happen next but Emperor damn it, I'd better haul arse
>When I get to the LZ, I see the Inquisitorial Valkyrie
>In the back sits Ayin, Binah and that Kong Qiu guy who was on trial
>I load in and Chesed gets on the PA
"Buckle up we have a long flight, going past the Three Valley Dam and Toxic lake"

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>>97821105
>puckee spamming his commission again
https://www.reddit.com/r/ReasonableFantasy/comments/1s9p7et/vivienne_cruft_peasant_woman_by_dennis_fr%C3%B6hlich/
https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/MZQ6oAeU30IPlBg_XUeEuA/
>2 times since April 2026

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After the obvious Variant Human for the early feat, which races are good for a CBE+SS Battle Master? No Tasha's ability score reassignments, please.

Is this overtuned for a tier 1 magic weapon?

>+1 spear
>wielder gets Advantage on attack rolls when Bloodied

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Based on which of these minis would you make and play a character?

>>97821773
Once every two sessions. I track XP, the players don't. They can ask for their XP totals if they want but I tell them when they level. Functionally, they level like milestone leveling if they never ask their XP level

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>>97791142
lovanderbros, where?

Why does this game treat their main payers (metafags & waifufags) like dirt while giving the fujos & faggots (who don't pay much or at all) royal treatment?

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>>97820344
Girls generally buy cheaper merchandise like standees more often, and guys generally spend their money on more valuable items like figures or cards (the reason Bushi made LM)

>>97820472
And now you wake up

>>97820472
Because the actual meta players who cared about the long term health of the game made up only a small fraction of the community and Bushi recognized that early on. Most people who enjoyed the game were casual players who didn’t want to use brainpower to play card games and just wanted to play with shiny cardboard while LARPing the anime. These were also the kinds of players who were more likely to build and collect multiple decks/clans, rather than focus on competitive play. As a result, the game leaned toward simplicity and a heavy reliance on luck, which was further reinforced by the introduction of the Overtrigger even though many players hated it. This approach also explains decisions like best of 1 tournaments with no prizing and the lack of a playtest team, which led to some really shitty and unbalanced metas. It was also part of why the game went through two poorly received reboots. That formula worked for a while, but once more popular IP card games like One Piece and Digimon entered the TCG scene, many of those casual players moved on to other games. In that sense, the game’s earlier success wasn’t necessarily built on a strong competitive foundation, which raises the argument that it may not have truly deserved a place among the top 5 TCGs and today, it’s sitting outside the top 10, where it arguably belongs.

>>97822453
Pls overdose on hrt. Ty.

>>97822534
Audiobooks are definitely the troons choice. The hormones scramble their brains and make it hard to read.

>>97822453
ok. Can you give this weakling illiterate the audiobooks for Shell Games, Honor's Gambit and Rock of the Republic?
Thanks :)

>>97822541
Not rly, working full time makes it hard to read, painting, having family and other duties too.
When you are usless waste of air you have all the time in the world for it.
Kys already.

>>97822646
But audiobooks take longer to listen to than if you just read the book? Do you have to put a finger under each word as you read?

>>97821090
still fuckin your wife bitch where's that adventure? i need to kill you again?

>>97821164
Even for a troll, you’re unspeakably boring.

>>97821202
even for a whore your wife has been fucked a lot by other men.

>>97822598
Took you that long to think up a comeback, eh? Guess we see why people don’t invite you to the table.

>>97820859
No. If you don't want to play then don't play

>>97819846
Hell yeah. Dude knows, whats up. I figure if I keep giving this mutt estrogen and eventually I'll have a set of g-cups to bat around.

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Doing all of this.

>>97818983
Working on a crunchy tactics martial arts system. Combat uses a independent tick based declare/resolve mechanic where the tick cost is how long before it resolves rather than a cooldown after.

Having a weapon changes the tick cost of attacks. Previously different weapon size had different costs with small weapons (like daggers) having 0 change. I am considering a universal "if weapon, cost +1" mechanic which will be cleaner but will lose "realism" for lack of a better word.

Is this a level of crunch worth giving up if I cant balance it correctly anyway?

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>>97818983
>So what are you working on?
A homebrew setting that I can EASILY explain to players who literally showed up to the table that very night (so I can run this at conventions). The rules I have already blatantly stolen from a published setting (and will credit them as much).

It's basically cyberpunk, but instead of being street criminals, the players are mercenaries who can get into military conflicts that may involve tanks, airstrikes, and artillery (but of course much lower powered conflicts and heists as well). Inspirations include GI JOE and the Metal Gear Solid series.

I need something I can fit onto one page of a handout I can literally just hand to a new player who bumbles up to my table at a convention and is looking for a near-future game that resembles cyberpunk.

The fastest one-paragraph explanation I can think of is something like "The world is a dystopian shithole where the gap between the rich and the poor is a fucking Grand Canyon but it's become so divided and balkanized that law enforcement is only for those with money - everybody else is subject to the laws of the Wild West. That's where you come in, and you get paid for it."

>>97820239
I work in education and have to design shit like this all the time, maybe I can give you a little advice:
> You put a pic into your post because it allows you to convey information. Put a pic on your handout as well, along with the text.
> Your one-paragraph explanation is solid. That really puts me in the mood to get to playing, it creates a clear moral and material conflict, it creates my place in your world, and it leaves plenty of opportunity to have a few quick thoughts of how I want to position myself in this lore, what kind of character I would like to play. As I said it really gets me going.
> Structure this document for use at the table, don't plan it to be something they read once and then keep all the info in mind when playing. They will forget and have to read it again, making everyone choose between disrupting play or ignoring the handout. Make it a sort of mini wiki / reference sheet, not the first page of a book. Well structured headlines/sections, precise information that doesn't have to be perfectly clear (you are at the table and can explain things to them) but has to be dense with information, and preferably nonambiguous.
If you really want to go apeshit with this, include a small blank writing space with a question about their character in which they need to use the lore information you provided. Brains don't recall information and don't fill it with meaning unless they are forced to use it.

>>97817358
It is for the players.

>>97817140
psychopathic behaviour

Don't don't make stationeries like this where I'm from, so fragile, so refined

>>97817973
Countries that love stationery usually fucked up moving to the digital world
Germany and Japan love sending faxes

I got myself a binding machine so that I could print out pdfs and have physical stuff at the table. It's a good way of saving money if you tend to hoard a lot of pdfs but don't want to constantly shell out for things you don't know if you can get to the table. Also very satisfying to use.

>>97822231
the aldamon is insane
tamer is also incredibly strong
I was surprised how strong they were when I tried them, insane cards.

>>97822120
hoang and zero says a lot of really questionable stuff
I don't think imperial is t1, but lmao it isn't t4
its a tier 2 deck, if you really value not bricking ever, I can see calling it t3 but its hardest to find piece, pail, just got a second copy you are happy to run 4 of and now became its easiest to find piece, and it was always the piece you needed to find the most copies of for most of its combos
the discussion they had about DGO was really strange, its like neither of them knew what it did and understood how it works in imperial, zero literally not knowing what the card did and hoang saying playing it still gets you a rookie played down, no, it doesn't, it misses that timings. I don't think either of them have ever played either of the decks and I find it especially strange how they talked about how little value you get off DGO to find pieces when they have more than 1 tamer in the deck, DGO > bt3 davis is a lot of fucking search that provides instant value AND is still enough to do your DNA combo

probably the most egregious thing was the hudie glazing and them talking about how strong it still is and how it can still kill you just as fast
no, it simply is unable to kill on turn 2, if it giga high rolls and you don't play on board, it can kill on turn 3, but that requires it finding an unsearchable 1 of and a searchable 1 of, AND having way more setup, AND finding multiple hudies, AND getting down multiple tamers, which is simply unrealistic, id have to math it out to see if its even possible at all but its incredibly unlikely its even possible
the deck can kill on turn 4 at the earliest minimum now, its a chip deck now, as was intended, no OTK, and for how much they raved about OTK and then said hudie is good is absurd
the loop got killed, that was what made the deck strong.

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>>97822302
the deck i am most afraid of bar none right now is hudie with imperial top end. Like they alluded to in the video there are at least 3 or 4 ways you can play CS hudie.I think they assessed this deck pretty well.

I am an imperial main , picked veedramon in 1998 so other kids on the playground could be greymon and i never looked back. Picked veedramon before v-mon or imperialdramon existed. Picked up DCGO when bt16 pail came out. Most people who are talking about imperial are valuing 16 pail over ad paildra which is just incorrect. Last thread someone was talking about the value of return of the ancestors ( can't print that card name in america lmao) - new paildra is 4 copies of return of the ancestors. I do think that their discussion about digital gate open was correct in regard to imperial. I am running a single copy of the card right now which I did not have when i was playing gold imperial last patch.They posit that DGO was less of an imperial buff than it was for omni or shine and that is absolutely correct, even more so now that tamers are less necessary. mjyoner has won me more games on this imperial build than it has at any point in the past when I have tried it. splashing the virus fighter mode is quite good in this meta too, imperial crimson blaze+ hates on alda and hudie. Its pretty difficult to scale this deck up from here, the list is very full - we would need a lighdramon/yasyamon ( my dream) with an evade inheritble or something similarly relevent, pretty much the only slot with suboptimal cards is level 4. No protection + only having good draw power when you are ahead. If sting was not on the banlist right now this deck would be truly absurd. I want to explore the +1 mem pail he has been quite good in other builds. Much harder to recur daiken searcher rookies than when the game came out.

i think their assessment of gaiamon is the most incorrect take overall. 'its really bricky' not in my experience. Double Charis is tippy top protection

>>97822120
This is a tier list coloured by personal preference and hatred.
Hoang Zero bitches bitches a lot about the decks he thinks are for bitches. But he forgets that meta shifts weekly even within format and 90% of players are just copying the latest winning decks.
The fact he has rocks at tier 3 is hilarious.
And alter S now wins games on turn 2 again with new GAS. The new blitz and cres are fucked.

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>>97822619
i agree that omni has really scary level 6s now, scarier than their level 7s.

its more constructive to explain why than to just call out. Why do u feel the way u feel about rocks and why?

relevant decks that could be on this list but are not include Lucemon, Invisimon, DM Justi ( for some reason I have a really high winrate vs medusa on this deck ) mexichink purple hybrid and heavy metal

i will also say that the trick to playing zeed into medusa is to discard off a gizamon played out by cheatose

i think they are right about gallacticmon

they overrate bees a bit imo. hornet eraser is fucked and so is tiger vespa ace usually but I rarely get high rolled by this deck - it is very enjoyable to win through 8 security though.

I wonder what kind of permutations they are playing to get those speedy RK wins too. Single coolboy into stuff? I know its possible but idk what the line is. I am quite fond of new dynas in this deck.

>>97822666
oh and the new hisaryu deck is very underrated and underplayed. you have so much scry its insane.

>>97790672
Fpbp
>>97790631
I hate to break it to you, but Emperor himself alone would wipe the floor with Fagash.
The Emperor, a fucking human psyker of all things, has been stalemating FOUR fucking chaos gods at once for 10 000 years and preventing them from destroying 1 planet.

If Emperor wasn't stuck on the Throne he could just think about it, not even move his hand, and Nagash gets turned into fucking dust.

>>97817460
>The Emperor has been stalemating FOUR
Nagash has the power to Check Mate FIVE, so get on his level scrub

goku slams

>>97809054
I sorta agree. I don't see how a milky way sized human empire would create chaos gods from their collective consciousness that are not at least a million times more powerful than Age of Beta chaos godlets. That is my opinion and I will close this thread and not be convinced otherwise, goodbye.

>>97790631
If that's true, why is it more boring?

>>97818812
What a cute rapist and/or rape victim.

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>>97818812
Explains a lot

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>>97792439
>Post ducks

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>>97822385
These thunbnails almost align.

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A duck inspired Kang the conquerer which in turn inspired Spider-Man and the Hulk being created. Also Ming the merciless and Genghis Khan irl. This goes all the way back to Adam of Adam and Eve fame. Ducks are behind every great human moment. Think about it. God has a bill.

>>97822628
Have you considered green?

>>97822639
yes, all 753 varieties that people paint their Orcs and Gobbos

>>97822628
They're greenskins, your army is meant to be a team up of various smaller tribes
They'll look great even if every single one of them has a slightly different complexion and choice of tailor

>>97822597
Yeah they just use typical Empire titles.

>>97822622
not the way I would word it but yeah.
Most minotaurs are giant retards but there is always an exeption that proves the rule. A Doombull with alittle bit of cunning and finess can come far in life.
I think of the army more a allience of opportuntiy. a bunch of weaker desperate beastmen factions all based around the northern Tilea and sounthern empire come together under the banner of the meanest fucker around. the promise of a belly full of man meat, is a great motivatior of a hungry gor. So the army goes raiding up and down the territory around the Vaults.
Think more Folrian Geyer's peasant army and less Tamurkhans Horde.

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>>97822221
>TQ
Tosh. Ideally, the Big T would release alongside Spectres.

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That's a big ass ship Archon is making so I hope the Colossus won't be scaled down too much. At least something like Knight Cerastus.
Here's a nice tour of their factory btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wUyehmXkfs

>>97822316
This. Including his Voodoo in the gameplay would be nice.

>>97822221
>tq
So stukov and tassadar are already confirmed which i am stoked about, I think tosh would be a cool pick as well as duke

>>97822221
>TQ
Nova but >>97822222 she's already confirmed so I'm quite happy :)

>>97822221
>TQ
No name Cerebrate

>>97806612
>>What are you looking forward to?
For 1.6 to come back into stock so I can buy it and play the damn game
>What are you painting?
nothing yet since I'm a coward and a bitch

>>97821560
>For 1.6 to come back into stock so I can buy it and play the damn game
Well aren’t you in luck today son

>>97822193
Wait for real? Why did I sign up to their newsletter if they won't send me news fuck
good thing I just got paid so I can spend it all ;w;

So is Lion Champion a survivor or is it a enemy of some kind?

Does anyone have cool references to paint dark eye (gce narrative sculpt)?
I swear I remember a pro painter doing it, but I can't find it