Hey /tg/ I have a problem. One of my players is a genuine incel. He's 27 and I'm pretty sure he's never had sex. He definitely hasn't gotten laid in a while. He's not really ugly just kinda weird and awkward. I feel bad for him. But he is taking his extreme thirst out in the game. >every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?">he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) >you can just tell how excited he is talking about how there should be a dozen villages between these two cities on the map, like he is stopping just short of talking about how many nubile virgin farm girls are there for his fighter to fuckWe tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch. So....any advice? Its not worth ruining the game over by kicking him, and nothing is so blatant to be a clear social violation, but the dude is just oozing incel energy and I feel like I should subtly suggest to the DM something that will set his head on straight, and possibly help cure his mindset. Any ideas?
>>97833928>Also his character is too important to the story to kick himstoryshitters are subhumans
>>97833928Bait used to be believable
>>97833928>Any ideas?Fuck him. If his problem is that he hasn't had sex, then you fuck him.
>>97833928This....never actually happened, did it Homer
>>97834928>>97837737>incelkun what would your big bad eldritch knight do for a Stave of the Magi?
What's the appeal of evil women?
>>97834485You better have put a ring on that shit and married her you son of a bitch, otherwise I'm going to be angry with you on your own behalf.
>>97832971>No biological woman has any genuine sexual interest in any man.Uh huh. So, how many times have you had to replace a fleshlight? Be honest. Because the only people who believe crap like this, are guys who are absolutely hopeless at getting laid. Oh wait, or do you have one of those life size latex torso things? I bet that's it.
>>97832971>they hated him when he spoke the truth Women aren't people, don't deserve rights or freedom, and should be treated as decorative and sexual objects. It's even what they want.
>>97820726So you're saying an evil female will let me put it in her ass and I won't have to fuck elf men anymore?
>>97815266You can fix them.
Disc 1 Final Boss editionPrevious >>97787403>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97838423why do people want to fuck this one?
>>97838073I was the same but as I started to play purple and purple-like decks I understood We don't search our decks so there's not a reason to have it closest
>>97838604Fat furry jobber.
>>97838733>fat with no titsa fate worse than death.....
>>97838423I bet Yamuretsu or Poroze will get the next Wolvermon and Koki will be seething
Pendragon Thread!What's the deal with 6E?
>>97834375>>97834385Glad to have been of some assistance
>>97833087>>97833107>>97833222Or here, thanks.
>>97830959Morien is some Danish cuckhold's Gary Stu self-insert. Feirefiz is fine though.
>>97838193>Danish cuckholdRedundant statement. Only Swedes are actually men.
>>97832908So you're saying the peasantry's already been run through by Moors?
I heard ChatGPT was a decent enough solo DM experience and I decided to try it>generic human fighter whose job was to guard a princess but failed>first session starts alright, fought some water soaked zombies and found the princess>couple of more sessions in there's a global level system which dictates which reality is true and uses human anchors in case it can't stabilize a location>another couple of sessions in I am now arguing logics with ChatGPT because I got some superpower which lets me create point and relationships between them>end up this first arc building a system where synthetical ancors replace human anchors and it took me a while to cover all edge cases>this is at level 4>explicitly say I do not want to deal with this stuff anymore>ChatGPT: "You're totally right!" ;^)>next arc is about a network of reality bending doors in which couriers must transport fragments of reality from door to door to keep the reality in check>the only way I could disrupt this was by PLACING FUCKING STEPPING STONES IN AN IRREGULAR BUT NON-OBVIOUS WAY>my fucking god>write explicity multiple times in the source of the project to not have any other reality bending stuff and all that happened earlier was an exception>ChatGPT: "You're absolutely right!" ;^)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97838477I just had to throw in Godel's incompleteness theorem to collapse what's pretty much a robotI'm living the good life
>>97837598Try deepseek or gemini instead and you'll eventually run into similar problems. Hilariously, the AI bubble is being popped from the inside and they're all setting harsher use limits and weaker performance.
>>97838561You're tempting me with a Gemini DM and ChatGPT + Deepseek players campaignThis'll be so fucking good
>>97837644If no one's allowing you to be a player, anon, you should probably think about why that might be. A scarcity of GMs only goes so far. Hint: how are you finding players?
>>97838668They know I was a DM a couple of times. Most of the other groups I had back when I was a player are from high school and I lost contact
A thread for everything Dragons. What is the best kind of Dragons for a game. Just the standard, firebreathing scally Dragon? Or is it better for a game to give your players variety?
Someone made a sister thread on /co/>>>>>/co/153062479
>>97830735> a bunch oh 'he he silly derg' and coomFigures. Guess furfags really should be contained in trash, can't have a srs dragon thread these days
>>97830776Furfags? That feels far from furfags.
>>97827309I just like my fantasy to work as a proper system you can argue about instead of random shit that doesn't work if you think about it for more than 2 seconds.
What's the justification for dragon parts being valuable magic and alchemy ingredients?Shouldn't any elemental or fey remains be better?
I never realized how many players suffer from aphantasia and insist on using miniatures. Are you one of them, or do you embrace the unmatchable graphics of theater of the mind?
>>97834306>Every single edition of D&D is correctly played on a grid.eww, no dude
>>97834299Did you forget that as a DM you have the entire encounter in your head, and when they answer back with what they do you account for everything going on.
>>97833740>become rich>lose soulis it worth
>>97836262Every single person I know who used therapy showed excellent improvement in their quality in under 18 months, and there was no payment involved.
>>97831518None of these zoomer terms are real
sup /tg/, thought I'd try something a little different round herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifDFF7c_mSY
>>97835087Honestly, I'm more annoyed at how the writer made her waste the second wish - I'm pretty sure that's not how Rings of Wishes/Wish spells work RAW, although it's been a while since I last read 2nd edition's rules on either of those.
>>97834651>>97834654I wonder how big she is? 200lb-230lb?
>>97834656Honestly, I don't blame her crashing out - she's had to deal with a shitload of grief and responsibility over a small space of time, and she just wasted TWO Wish spells in about a minute. That's got to hurt.
>>97837879Yeah, that one felt more like a cunty move on the DM
>>97834601The idea of a book club is to encourage people to read and discuss books right? Early on you need to get people engaged with the books. After a while when they're accustomed to the activity you can retain them as you experiment with different books.You're chosen a thoroughly mediocre book. I doubt I'm ever going to read it again. You could have chosen a really good book. You could have chosen a really terrible book, like how people think they're cool for watching "the worst movie ever made". Instead, you chose a book that is below average, very dull, and not worth reading.Ward was okay with rules, settings, modules, but he's not a good fiction author. I don't know exactly how much Hong influenced things but I can say it wasn't enough for either good or bad.In terms of following the mechanics of the game, he actually made effort to follow the rules of AD&D and he tied the structure to the computer game well.And the book suffers for it.It's just a long slog from one rather uninteresting, implausible scenario to the next. Like how the villain's lair is just outside the city walls, or nearby townsfolk are safe despite the infested temple in the city.The next book is even worse. The city gets teleported underground. Despite there being no fields for crops or fodder, no streams or lakes for fishing and water, no forests for fuel or hunting, life goes on as normal while wave after wave of monsters assail the city, a city with an impossibly huge contingent of magic-users and clerics repelling the assaults.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835018>Solars being first out the gate has always been to their detriment each edition.That's because if you use anyone else as the baseline, the Solars become a nothing burger. Hey, here's a bunch of roided-up DBs that haven't done jack shit in several thousand years and have been obliterated before at the height of their power.
>>97837808Considering early 1e material, it is the other way around; the devs feared that their fantasy not!WoD wouldn't sell, so they created the Solars to bait a bigger audience to their "woe-is-me self-wanking feast".And history demonstrated that the WoD-lite splat are a worse introduction point.So by this logic, "Solars last" would have the same reaction to Infernals, with fans of DBs/Sidereals/Abyssals complaining about them stealing the spotlight.
>>97838002Difference is Solars are supposed to steal the spotlight, that's their whole thing
>>97838010The issue is that they will actually steal the spotlight, instead of serving as a bait for the secret hidden masters.WoD-lite fans already seethe with Solars as is, with Solars truly as "the rock that smash the statue of ages", they would genuinely end up in the suicide watch.
>>97837655The developers declaring that core was perfect in every way and did not require errata was truly the greatest act of human hubris since the Tower of Babel itself.
/bgg/ Board Games GeneralPrevious thread: >>97771950Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8*NEWISH* survey results:https://pastebin.com/scAkFdTv>what's your favorite abstract game?>what game from your collection would you say are you the best at?>dice or fixed values for combat resolution?
>>97832942The first expansion makes it substantially better but the core disconnect between your possibilities and money just makes it so unpleasant compared to Race
do you think he designed the whole game in mspaint?
>>97837005Nta but what I disliked was that it simply isn't race. It's a perfectly fine game I never want to play. You aren't holding a hand chock full of possibilities but have a kind of frustrating "to do" stack everyone can see. Now I'm all for chunky cardboard but drawing from the bag for some reason feels quite cumbersome here, it doesn't mix well and always feels like the pacing bottleneck, the only thing you really have to wait for. Didn't feel like rftgs great mix of strategic and tactical play but rather like just built the least bad development/planet you can from this meager pool.
>>97825383>what's your favorite abstract game?Riichi Mahjong>what game from your collection would you say are you the best at?Riichi Mahjong>dice or fixed values for combat resolution?I've not played many games with combat, but I've definitely not enjoyed dice combat much. Rolling isn't interesting to me. I'd rather do something like managing a concrete combat resource.>>97833101>>97834314These sound really cool, noting that down. Thanks anons
Am I retarded or is Coffee a bit TOO convoluted in FCM?
Post cheesecake itt. Beefcake also welcome!Keep it sfw.
>>97833963she has nice eyes
>>97752133Based man!!
>>97837767I don't have the first idea why, but I love this image so much. It basically *defines* "pagan spellcaster" to me. I wish I could get it on canvas and frame it.
With their Primarch.The Imperial Fists know about it now.They have called for the Last Wall protocol.Fight! Fight! Fight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41HaK7I7X-M
>>97832609The Iron Tard is a lolcow from a while ago.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/94972218/#94974633
Ugh. Havent fists been wanked enough in heresy already? And now we get even more banana marines, and two more autistic primarchs. At least perty is cool i guess
>>97832595>to not only GW developing actually usable yellow paint but also competitors to Citadel paints doing the samea man can dream, anon. A man can dream
explain to me how the imperium isn't completely cooked
So who are your favorite waifus in DnD?
>>97833586She'd look fantastic spitroated by BBC imported from the Hepmonaland or the Jungles of Chult.
>>97833593Anyone who thinks that is old is clearly some zoomoid
>>97833566It was really hard for me to pick between Jester or Shadowheart for the Cleric.>>97833188I've actually never heard of this character before.Also I personally had to pick Iggwilv because I love sexy mischievous witches.
>>97831966>>97834382
>>97834382Based. BBC is the best.
Does anyone have experience on running two systems simultaneously? I want to inject dungeon crawls with investigative mysteries and the prospect of characters going insane. I figured CoC and D&D would be a good place to start, because I want to move toward a bigger idea I had but need practice.
>>97830819I've done exactly what you're talking about in GURPS and it worked beautifully. Also, since CoC is a BRP system, you should look to something like Mythras to integrate dungeon crawling into your game.Basically, D&D doesn't belong here.>Not everything has to be D&D. It's not appropriate for many, many types if games. Broaden your horizons.
>>97830819I ran a game based on the Persona videogames a while back. I used Kids on Bikes to simulate the investigations and free time in reality, letting my players do side stuff to get temporary buffs to their D&D characters. Then once they had discovered the next target/dungeon We switched to D&D where their characters were their Personas and they ran through the dungeon. It ended up being every other week we would switch systems; a week investigating, a week dungeoning. It worked well enough, but I'm sure there's another singular system that could do it both without the need to homebrew so much. I think I would try to stick to one system in the future though. In your case, Maybe something like Arkham Horror RPG covers both the combat and investigation better than the two systems separated.
>>97830819> SimultaneouslyNo. But I have homebrewed a system that's a mix of two. And I have had a game where two different core mechanics were used alternatively.What you describe seems to be the first one. What I would do is find a core system that does what you want your heroes to do most of the time. Kill monsters, open trapped doors, etc. Make sure it needs the least alterations possible, so if you are going to go the Eldritch Horrors' way, no DnD/PF/DH for a game in the 1950s. For a game more like Darkest Dungeon, you go full steam ahead.Then, you find a game that does the mechanics you wanna tack on it the best, and do just that. IDEALLY, for the sake of consistency, you try to blend the two.So let's say you want a Darkest Dungeon game, you may want convert PF 1st to introduce CoC elements, you should use CoC horrors and Sanity, but instead of having a Sanity stat, you could alter Wisdom to serve there.What you could do is multiply a character's Wisdom Score by 5% to obtain a Sanity score that should range from 40% (nat 8) to 90% (nat 18). When a character takes Sanity damage, for each 5% hit, the character takes 1 Wisdom damage that can only be healed with downtime, exactly like the CoC rules tell you. When a character takes X hits, it can receive temporary insanity the same way. And learning Eldritch (or even just Arcane) spells erodes one's sanity.
>>97830819Are you stupid or something? You're just talking about mixing two different genres or styles of play, you're not talking about two different game systems. Unless you are literally talking about merging those two game systems in which case I think you're fucking stupid
Just want to talk about some things d&d-wise without being tied to an edition. I had a 13/13 F/M Grey Elf Bladesinger that has this spell that was taking down monsters and PCs ten levels higher than him. I'll post some more spells. This book is AD&D PLAYER'S OPTION: Spells & Magic
Critical spell effects for acid spells
>>97837666Trim your fucking nails you ghoulish subhuman
>>97838634Have you seen the state of this board? No one should be overly upset about my piddly little thread that will sage itself into non-existence in two days.
>>97838663No
>>97838669I have always liked the spell critical tables in theory but in practice I fucking hate making magic users any more powerful
