Fractal edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
bros why sos looks so bad?
>>97834688I just think it looks kinda dull. Not even especially bad, just completely lacking in novelty or flair.
>>97834688every set looks bad, the game has been shit for at least a decade now
>>97834453Eldraine before opening the Omenpaths
>>97834705>beforeFolks are still getting getting their freak on as of WOE.
What's the appeal of evil women?
>>97832971>he's never had a girl booty call him, no strings attachedSad!
>>97832971I lost my virginity because I mentioned to a girl who I worked with for my first job that her hair looked nice in a ponytail, because one of the few social skills I could remember was 'if you notice a girl has changed her appearance, say something'.Apparently she'd had a crush on me and thought i was cute - to this day I can only assume she was blind and had terrible taste, because a joke i used to tell was that i looked like i sold drugs to kids but didn,t because kids didn't have the cash - but never said anything because I had serious flat affect going on and she found me intimidating. My autistic mumbled compliment was all it took for her to get the confidence to ask if we could hang out, and I somehow fumbled my way into learning what carpet burn was. I got seriously lucky because I'd probably still be a virgin if not for her having terrible taste in men.I had little money to spare and didn't buy her presents or go out on dates, though I could and did cook. We just hung out, had fun and had a lot of sex. If that was a transactional relationship the transaction was 'I will give you company and sex and food, and in exchange please give me company, sex and an excuse to cook'.
>>97833365You have to have the looks for that thoughI'm reasonably good-looking or at least used to be in my 20s, I don't think anyone would have ever given me the time of day without my looks
>>97825349Autists lack the social filter to suppress the biological urge almost all female creatures have, to be choosy about mates. It's why mating displays and competitions are done by males almost exclusively (I'm sure there are exceptions but they are by far the extreme minority). It's female nature to judge males to see who is worthy of reproducing. It's the core of why women hate each other, they don't share the same male standards, hence any woman who deviates too much is potentially letting males reproduce that "should not." Why do you think women are so eager to criticize their friends' boyfriends and husbands?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh4MLTY82kcEVERYBODY knows it's true, but not many are willing to admit it.
>>97834485You better have put a ring on that shit and married her you son of a bitch, otherwise I'm going to be angry with you on your own behalf.
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>>97833973Haki transcends all!>Negates it with strong CoQ
>>97833399What did we say about jerking off before writing, anon…?
>>97833489Your devil fruit was so fucking shitty, I remember it now
>>97834325>ZFJ>having strong CoQyou failed the assignment
>>97834381>predicted canonhe was very accurate to canon so you can only blame the source
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>>97832891People don't do this?Also, I like to keep landmarks in the margin of the character sheet. It's not a full map, but having a relation sheet for how far away the next town is or how deep into the woods the local hedge witch is does a lot.
>>97833331>Succubus. All red with toy devil horns.Her color is green but yup it would be the whole kit with leotard (with heart cut out), little horns and tail and thigh highs and gloves. But I think I'll go with bunny girl as it's more humiliating
>>97833395I assume he doesn't if he's having trouble with running LA
>>978333313e also didn't had a Background which granted you to never get lost, always find everything you need to survive and remember improtant landmarks and locations, basically nullifying anything interesting exploration could give you like 5e has.3.0 and 3.5 were more specialized while 5e is just generic overall and you need multiple supplment for some basics
>>97831719Have you tried Labyrinthus?
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Melee Mechs EditionPrevious Thread: >>97821886================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://battletech.com/qsr/>Rookie Guideshttps://tinyurl com/ydtr589ehttps://pastebin.com/HZvGKuGxhttps://files.catbox.moe/l1gjfi.jpgComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97834588That is actually pretty sweet looking, ngl
>>97834587Still amazed by the sheer variety of IS BA yet they decided that omnimechs in the 3060s were a waste of resources.>>97834588Looks like something out of those early 3D cartoons you got in the late 90's early 2000's like the Roughneck chronicles.
Having your symbol slapped on a massive solar sail attached to your personal JumpShip is some aura.
The fact we're still using helicopters in 3130 always strikes me as silly lol
>>97834710who dishe cool
Welcome to TODD!This thread is for OPEN discussion of TSR-era D&D (up to and including 2e), TSR-era settings, and related games, such as retroclones, OSR, and OSR-adjacent games. Free discussion of house rules is encouraged.>GamesIncluding but not limited to: OD&D, B/X, BECMI, AD&D 1e, AD&D 2e, For Gold & Glory, Hackmaster, Myth and Magic, Shadowdark, Into the Odd, Mausritter, Cairn, Mörk Borg, DCC, Mothership, Knave, Troika!, White Hack, Black Hack.>What is this thread NOT for?Meta discussions and drama related to game creators and other /tg/ threads. We come in peace.>Resources2e fan wiki:https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_Edition_Wiki2e archive:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832336>>97832421>>97832584>If I false flag nobody will know I'm fishfag and it will prove fishfag doesn't existLMAO kill yourself you literal subhuman retard
>>97834320(First link to traveller Anon was a misclick of course.)
>>97834317>Don't like it? Make your own thread.Should we tell him?
>>97834345>Should we tell him?You know perfectly well that fishfag is against /2eg/ and /todd/ existing, he's been saying this for weeks, and that he's been trolling, false flagging, and trying to rewrite /tg/ history for months in an attempt to raise a sperg army to throw at /osrg/.So unless you're fishfag himself, you fully deserve him. A distinction without a difference, really.
Hey /todd/, I got something I think you might like>>97834601
It's Da PDF Share Thread!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Previous thread:>>97757836Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97834450/d/qnAFPAll I have for Lotr 5e, Trials Of Saruman included. No idea if I´m missing anything
>>97834446someone asked this same question elsewhere, 2 days ago.here's the same answer/powderedbytheendif it is more recent, make a request.
requesting Random RPG Tables: The Red Book
>>97834528This one is from two threads backd/iJ5KC0
Requesting Marvel Multiverse RPG, core and expansions.
Welcome to /2eg/, a thread dedicated to all things 2nd Edition D&D related - including settings, lore, modules, and derived systems (Alternity, Buck Rogers XXVc, For Gold and Glory, Hackmaster, Myth and Magic, and more).Since 2e draws heavily from earlier editions, older modules are welcome too. Other media derived from AD&D (such as Infinity Engine video games) also has a home here.It's what you play, not how you play it. RAW or homebrew, as long as your table is having fun, there's no wrong way to play.There's a surprisingly complete 2e fan wiki for rules stuff, it's excellent for quick reference:https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_Edition_Wikiad&d 2e archiveaHR0cHM6Ly93ZWIuYXJjaGl2ZS5vcmcvd2ViLzIwMjUwMjA0MTczNzUwL2h0dHBzOi8vdGhlLWV5ZS5ldS9wdWJsaWMvQm9va3MvcnBnLnJlbS51ei9EdW5nZW9ucyUyMCYlMjBEcmFnb25zL0FEJkQlMjAybmQlMjBFZGl0aW9uLw==Remember to keep things civil.Previous thread: >>97806516Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97829266lol last time you went running to the mods they spanked you hard
>>97828530I don't think I have a favorite kit. I like the concept but the execution needs work.
>>97828530>Thread Question: What's your favorite kit?The Dragonslayer from Council of Wyrms.
>>97832391I never saw that one. CoW is sadly one I never got to play
Sup /2eg/, I think you might like this>>97834601
doubling the stakes should be illegal
>>97834496But what if there are multiple vampires? We can't exactly reuse the stakes.
>>97834554What are you, European? Use a shotgun
>>97834577Shotguns are for werewolves, with PDX Defender shells with silver shot and a silver slug.
>>97834554This is why it's so important to go back to primary sources. Pierce the heart and cut off the head, that's it. A bowie knife will do just fine for the former, and can be re-used just fine as long as you remember not to pull it out until after the decapitation.
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MTG is unironically an IQ test. If you're bad, you're low IQ. If you're good, you're high IQ. This even applies to arena which had training wheels for triggers etc.
>>97833202dude it's 2026 you can't call them that
>>97833202Half right, if you're high IQ you already quit playing MtG
What's a good deck I can make for ranked brawl without needing to spend any rare wildcards?
>1-3 and 2-3 in drafts i drafted sally prideis it hell queue or is forcing wb a dumb idea or what? i had decent decks but just got btfo
sup /tg/, thought I'd try something a little different round herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifDFF7c_mSY
Will Shal and her rad horse Cerulean find Ranthor's killer, or will she just continue to have a crashout now that she's swole?Find out tomorrow!
>>97834610>switches scenes three times within as many paragraphs>clunky sentence structure>sweaty breasts on the first pageNice idea OP, but I'm good.
Reject all AI from TTRPGS! If a player uses AI to make a character portrait of their PC - BOOT THEM FROM THE GAME!If a player uses AI to make a character biography - BOOT THEM FROM THE GAME! If a GM uses AI to write an adventure for a session - QUIT THE GAME! If a GM uses AI to generate a picture of where the PCs are - QUIT THE GAME!If a GM uses AI to generate a battle map - QUIT THE GAME!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!
>>97823361>There are viable alternatives to ms word,download libreoffice
>>97818057What's the difference between using random art online without crediting it and using AI for your portraits?
>>97834353Far as most people are concerned, nothing. Far as information spread goes, the majority of people using free llm machines are basically feeding them more data with which to essentially dump even larger amounts of slop online that makes finding random art online that isn’t AI much harder overtime.But again, most people don’t care about that. Granted, I come from the era where people were mspainting celebrity photos and using those anime dress up games to use as avatars for their internet text games, so I really don’t see the arguments for AI being “free” being that persuasive, as though people haven’t been finding alternatives for paid shit since forever.
>>97818057I don't care about ai. Personally I wouldn't use it, but it is up to you to choose how to play the game. Making art is absolutely ok, not everybody can draw (or even if they can, an adventure usually requires tons of art, I'd prefer my gm to spend this time on making cool mechanics or interesting situations). Writing an adventure sounds lame, but then again why would I care how you made it, if I don't like it, it is not because of AI, it is because AI did a poor job. Generating a character is "why would you do it" tier, but also why would I care, it is your character, you choose who it is.
>>97827730I support the people saying we need to kill people saying we need regulations and expansion of government involvement in private life. Especially if their rational involves pop culture references to things like terminator or I have no ass and I must shit.
He did nothing wrong.Everything that he ever did was for humanity
>>97828047Not an unreasonable assumption, but imagine an Angron with no Nails. A Lorgar raised atheist. No Night Haunter, and all the rest. Would he have been a bad father? Quite possible. But would the end result be objectively better in every way had he had the proper chance? Absolutely.
>>97808417>Adeptus Custodes: PerfectHard disagree, orcs love a good fight, but a good fight is actually trading hits. They want a proppa scrap, not running headfirst into a wall made of blenders that you never get a chance to hit back.
>>97808630Lorgar was too eager to find actual gods, when he discovered Chaos it was close enough that he was duped and didn't figure it out in time.
>>97783405Reinhardt Hammerson
>>977865232nd had an obsession with Necrons?
Writing General: 'psychopomps' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>97133758And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hey /tg/ I have a problem. One of my players is a genuine incel. He's 27 and I'm pretty sure he's never had sex. He definitely hasn't gotten laid in a while. He's not really ugly just kinda weird and awkward. I feel bad for him. But he is taking his extreme thirst out in the game. >every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?">he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) >you can just tell how excited he is talking about how there should be a dozen villages between these two cities on the map, like he is stopping just short of talking about how many nubile virgin farm girls are there for his fighter to fuckWe tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch. So....any advice? Its not worth ruining the game over by kicking him, and nothing is so blatant to be a clear social violation, but the dude is just oozing incel energy and I feel like I should subtly suggest to the DM something that will set his head on straight, and possibly help cure his mindset. Any ideas?
Take one for the team irl.
>>97833928Sex helps.t. 37 y.o. forever GM incel, running games for my happily married and young normie friends.
>>97833928Do any of your players know any single, moderately desperate women?
>>97833928Just ask him to stop bringing up sexuality in the game for your sake. Tell him "Hey I'm not comfortable with your bringing up sexuality so often. Would you mind stopping, for me?"Just make it a request that's about you. About how you're feeling. And that you're asking him to do something for you. Don't make it about him. Make it about you and a favor you're asking him to do for you. Don't make it about accusing him of anything. He'll get defensive and start arguing w/ you and trying to "turn it around." That's how anyone responds when they feel attacked.The problem is you're asking him to recognize a character flaw and grow as a person. Don't do that. It's too much to ask for. Make it about asking him to be considerate of you, so that his choice is to say "ok" or intentionally be an asshole.
>Also his character is too important to the story to kick himThat just means the character's death will be a significant turning point of the story.
