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>>93471043>>93471069>>93471117If numbers would increase your motivation that much you'd have just used numerical values related to your current skills and attributes now and become a motivated and successful person in real life.
>>93471291Really doesn't work like that my man. The thing about gamer systems is it gives you very tangible and measurable growth, whereas in real life your progress is often much harder to measure.
>>93471291I have genuinely considered doing that, but the actual recording and updating process feels extremely tedious so I never got around to it. And besides "weight", I've never been quite sure of what numbers to record...
Tell me your jumper eye color.
>>93471329Turquoise. It's a color I like
>>93471329Glowing green.
>>93471329Metallic silver.
>>93471329Gold.
>>93471310Types of physical fitness are very easy to measure, if you don't have a decent level of physical fitness from running a mile in X time or lifting X mass weight don't use this argument (unless you're disabled or something).
>>93471329Ever since I went to Lightbringer I have had rainbow prism eyes. Which can get a bit annoying to hide in worlds where unusual eyes are rare.
Is the WHF Lizardman jump unironically a good first jump if you pay to be a First Generation Slann?
>>93471475Very few jumps are bad first jumps where you can pay a pittance to be one of the strongest beings in the setting
Hi anons. Tell us something you enjoy about jumpchain.
>>93471561Escapist fantasy
>>93471475As long as you spend your time contemplating the great plan and doing ritual stuff you should be pretty safe.
>>93471561I enjoy the excuse to play with extremely niche fap fantasies.
>>93471561It introduced me to several new settings. You never know what obscure piece of media some anon cares about enough to turn into a jump.
>>93462466JUMP #0176: Beauty and the Beast+1000Location: Beast’s Castle – BallroomAge: 25Gender: MaleOrigin: Castle DwellerSpecies: Beast-like (300)Perks: >Sing-Along (free)>Dazzling Dancer (free)>Matchmaker (free)>Function Within Form (100)>Be Our Guest [Majordomo] (100)>Who Could Ever Love a Beast? (200)>Prisoner of Love (200)>Enchant-less (300)Items: >Footstool Dog (free)>Magic Mirror (200)Drawbacks: >Wolf Bait (+200)>She's nothing like the rest of us (+200)Total: 1400/1400Commentary: Jumper is some lesser cousin of the prince. Considered somewhat weird by the castle staff he is generally in charge of the castle grounds. Unfortunately, this leads to repeated trouble with the local lupine population. Honestly this is just an overly complicated way of justifying why jumper has the same beast form as the prince. Jumper also her several more matchmaking perks from previous jumps so the romance parts should go smoothly.
>>93471561Jumpchain is not fun. I hate it, I would drop jumpchain without a second thought if my mom and dad didn't make me play them. When my builds are bad, they beat me savagely with a poker until I can't stand up, and all the while they yell "spacebattler" and "redditor" at me, and then I have to redo the build until they are satisfied. "He's never going to be a true jumper. I have no son," I hear my dad saying from the other room right now. I am crying yet I must persist, I thought that's why we're all here
>>93471561Giving me a community of people I talk to about fiction in autistic detail.
>>93471391Hey Ric, I asked last thread but I wanted to know if there are any humanoid examples of Living items from High School DxD
>>93471610Thanks for the build!
>>93471561I enjoy making builds and imagining what I’d do on a chain.
>>93471561Making custom powers.
>>93471475If you put the time and effort in you might be able to get the spawning pools in the cities back online. You could make the lizards great again if they start replenishing losses at a rate like the skaven do.
>>93471618This one. This one right here.
>>93471618This.
What jump has the weakest mage option/magic system to start a chain?
>>93471618Based and same. I love you all.
>>93471655Probably Danmachi, the magic there is ridiculously limited and weak.
>>93471655Quest for Glory starts out pretty weak at the start. It can become more useful later on however.
>>93471561Pretty much >>93471618
>>93471620There is Regulus Nemea, which is a Independent Sacred Gear, also Issei's Familiar counts I think? Its some toy model of a Norse Myth Ship.
>>93471655Slave harem is weak. Most people never get past the basics and most die just to unlock it. >>93471675The fact that you only get three spells also sucks.
You ever work on a chain, struggle with how to continue it, constantly go back and rebuild the thing only to have it suddenly click one day? That's my robotics chain right now. How is everything going for everyone else?
>>93471655SCP Foundation. I sincerely can't remember any mages ever doing anything worth a damn in that setting
>>93471465Progress in your level of physical fitness can be difficult to measure actually. While you experience explosive gains when you first start out eventually you will run into diminishing returns and it will become difficult to measure your progress since your lifts won't really be going up in an appreciable fashion except over an extended timeframe.
>>93471705>The fact that you only get three spells also sucks.Eeeeeh, you could get more, but it requires having a previous life that achieved some shit, or somehow the Falna gacha taking pity on you.....That or be an Elf....
>>93471725Nah, SCP magic is so busted that when the Nazis figured out a way to gatekeep magic to Germans forever they fought a world war over it.
>>93471618Same anon same.
>>93471618Pretty much this yeah. And being a decent occasional writing prompt.
>>93471655>Alchemy [Full Metal Alchemist]Also requires a good amount of training & studying to get good. Plus you need somekind of pre-made foci or alchemy circles in order to use it, unless you get the same special ability the protagonists had. >Chi Magic [Jackie Chan Adventures]It's a very ritualistic system that seems to require a significant amount of education & training to get good at, as well as a bunch of different components to actually make your spells work. https://jackiechanadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Magic
>>93471475Going by RAW this perk makes you unstoppable and unbeatable as long as you make sure to always be at war, so yes.
So how bad of an idea is it to make a cultivation method built upon naruto as a system?
>>93471561I enjoy the writing and company of other anons, Its enjoyable to see in how many different ways anons take to problems
>>93471329Crimson red
>>93471655Goblin Slayer magic starts pretty limited, with you having like 1 or 2 spells you can cast per day, which aren't even all that great. Though it can get devently strong incebyou become more experienced.Otherwise maybe Kara no Kyoukai? Assuming you limit yourself to only the basic perks you got very mediocre magic circuits and average skill at some basics with no magic crest, special talent or real growth potential.>>93471675Nta, but the effects can still be pretty useful and the power of spells got a pretty high growth potential alonside you.The magic system is bad, but I wouldn't call it weak.
>>93471743>While you experience explosive gains when you first start out eventually you will run into diminishing returnsMost gamer systems work like that
>>93471719Thats how it worked with my current magical vampire god chain. It really clicked when I just decided "fuck it" and stopped trying to be the hero or the villain and am now just the power broker.
>>93471699Thank you so much anon
>>93471783That's a very wanked interpretation of that perk.
>>93471329I've got the Uchiha eyes. So naturally black but in reality I never turn the Sharingan off so it's basically just that.
>>93471745In short be a special snowflake. All the more reason to cuck Bell out of his destiny as the UR Hero by anti climatically one shotting the one eyed black dragon when you enter the jump.
>>93471781>unless you get the same special ability the protagonists had.Passing through the gate via human transmutation isn't unique. Mustang was forced to do it at the end of the series. Doesn't really help you need a decent grasp on chemistry to use Alchemy.
>>93471618You and the retards agreeing are why this place gets fucking insufferable when you're arguing over the exact same 4 IPs and the exact same topics in them for the tenth time that week.
>>93471655Harry Potter is both pretty low-power overall but also obscenely, ridiculously useful at essentially everything to the point of rendering almost every other magic system irrelevant below a certain power threshold. Like Harry Potter magic can do everything you can imagine for utility at practically no cost or effort but the number of Wizards who can easily blow up a multistory house can be counted on one hand.
>>93471830Do you have mangekyo?
>>93471329Eyes?
>>93471803The thing is with the gamer system you can still watch exp numbers go up and you have a concrete measure of progress. When I spend 4 months trying to break the plateau I've hit with my log press I don't have a convenient number I can watch go up every workout.
Do you think that A Striving Soul from Kirby and the Forgotten Land would let my soul automatically use Aura from RWBY to protect me?>A Striving Soul (600 CP): You may not resemble the being known as Fecto Elfilis in any other regard, but you have one thing in common: Your soul is unusually tenacious. Even if your body is melting down, even if you’re crippled or sickly or utterly exhausted, you can fight with all your terrible skill and focus until you’re physically unable to keep yourself falling apart. And once you do, you don’t immediately die. Your soul tries to keep your body alive at all costs, even if it means weakening it. Failing that, it remains as a mote of light. In this state you can do little more than perceive and float around looking for a new living vessel to inhabit, so long as you can win the ensuing clash of wills at least. Terrible forces can shred you apart further or even destroy you. But as long as you don’t give up, there’s always a hope that you can keep clinging to life.
>>93471886I do, yeah. A slightly modified version of Obito's Kamui in one eye and an OC power in the other. But I usually just keep the base Sharingan active. Both because I think it looks cool and also so that I can dramatically reveal my Mangekyo Sharingan if an opponent pushes me enough to do so.
>>93471825>"Your gut will always let you know what you and your army need to do to maximize your chances of success when at war"It's pretty explicit what the perk does, it's not my fault the author didn't think about what the words "maximize your chances of success" actually entailed.
>>93471313Net worth tends to be what most people track and they drill down from there. Especially popular in the fire and hustlebros circles.
>>93471930Anon are you ESL or something?
>>93471930anon, having a perfect plan doesn't make you unstopabble and invincible. you will still lose if your enemy outstats you severely.
>>93471329Amber. I just think it's neat.
>>93471329It's a bit complicated.
>>93471561Jumpchain gives me a place where I can encourage people to hate specific people and be supported by others of like mind.
>>93471783Even at the most hyped it's just path to victory relating to war.
So should Alien town even be a location in the Ultraman (Manga) jump? I mean it has two very different locations in the anime and manga. In the manga it's in some undisclosed area on earth the SSSP doesn't know about and can only access via teleporters and the anime just has it be some random ass place in Japan.
>>93471930Just because it lets you maximise your metaphorical "war force" to 40 it doesn't mean shit if your enemy is at 150. Kill yourself.
>>93471329Greenish Blue just like my own.
>>93471561It's a great writing prompt with more content being added all the time. And it's broadened my horizons by introducing me to properties I never would have glanced at normally, but end up enjoying. On that note: Thanks to Karl_Franz for introducing me to World of Horror. I literally hadn't known about the game before I noticed the Jump and read enough to get interested. Now I'm chewing my way through the mysteries and slowly losing sanity points. Also, thanks to Gene for introducing me to The Savior's Book Cafe in Another World. It was such a cute read. And it's always a special treat when adults who have given up on love happen to find it later in life. I always like that message. I hope you two see this because you guys introduced me to new properties that I can't wait to add into my Chain somewhere.
>>93471561I've encountered a couple of stories I would never have read if not for jumpchain and anons introducing me to them or else getting me back into stuff I once enjoyed but had forgotten about. Ragna Crimson, IDW Sonic, Armored Core 6, Doom and Doom Eternal, Honkai Impact, Pathfinder WotR, and Princess the Hopeful just to name a few.
>>93471719Me with my “Hermit girl Jumper & their living toys” chain due to the fact that unlike other chains I had, each transition into the next world carried out by a slow reality shift that both the Jumper & companions are completely unaware of (at first). Didn’t want to pull the “world changed suddenly as jumper was sleeping!” card too early when dealing with drastically different worlds (& with a limited amount of jumps related around toys/toy settings at that) so I managed to solve the problem for myself days later by sticking to the mundane words first & then using the original SSB jump as the first big break that something “off” is going on from behind the scenes.
>>93471329Its dumb but I also have edgy eyes. I have imported them a lot for powers to boost my ms uchiha powers. I CAN use rinnigan but prefer my bs uchiha eyeballs look.
>>93471561Making builds, daydreaming while working, figuring out what i would do in different settings.
>>93471995Hey Valk, in EER how do the people on the training worlds recognize the people who’ve been isekaied there? Would my not being invulnerable mean I could fool them into thinking I’m a local?
>>93471561Finding stuff I didn't/wouldn't realize was of interest to me. Was made aware of a setting whose isekai system is a strangely useful flavor of bullshit. That shitty WC jump had me trying to put together a support squad that is a tiny bit practical and a lot of bit lewd, which pointed me in the direction of multiple series I barely heard of. Re:Monster is criminally underrated for lewd potential, let alone the actual results of lewds that happen in-setting. There's even a similarly heretical SB jump for it so one can double up on some of the waifus/in-setting loot.
>>93471995Whats the orange snowflake. Looks neat.
>>93471885Anon, Peter Pettigrew casually blew up an entire street, killing dozens of people, and brittain alone got dozens if not hundreds of wizards at hid level or better.Also Harry Potter wizards literally can all casually teleport, that alone makes the magic more powerful that pretty much any other low fantasy setting.
>>93471391>PicSauce?
>>93471978Unless you're in a really unlucky starting position nobody in Warhammer fantasy outstats you that much.
>>93472070I don't recall there being any distinctive visual characteristics? But its been a while.>>93472079Herrscher of Void eyes.
How do I make my DearS more useful?
>>93472122Crossbreed them with Sekirei to make alien waifus squared.
>>93472009>it's just path to victoryI mean blind spotless Contessa could solo most settings with a literal 0% chance of failure.
Jumps with slime monster options, that aren't hyper escalating litrpg garbage?
>>93472130It'd take her an absurdly long time for some of them, though.
>>93472104>I don't recall there being any distinctive visual characteristics?Worth a shot then. Also, could I persuade you to make the item upgrades discountable?>PicShe looks like she’s about to laugh evilly.
>>93472130Wow you Wormfags continue to prove yourselves as absolutely fuckin insufferable.
>>93472130Nta but1) "Most settings" are just mundane earths2) Only if your idea of "soloing" a setting involves avoiding some fights entirely
>>93472130Yes, obviously, just saying that even at the greatest level of wank it's not complete invincibility.
>>93471561huh? I haven't paying attention to Jumpchain
>>93472151Contessa wouldn't fight herself, she'd just rig things so that everybody fights each other until they all die in the long term.
>>93472142>Also, could I persuade you to make the item upgrades discountable?Idk, I'd have to revisit the jump and do some thinking about stuff first. >She looks like she’s about to laugh evillyShe does. Basically the first thing she does
>>93472166So she doesn't solo the setting, got it
>>93471901>hero and his friends tire out jumper enough to break his Aura>pierce his armor for a mortal blow>he immediately gets back up as Dread Jumper via Monkey Island>have to kill the ghost/zombie again>filled with DETERMINATION, True Jumper gets back up again>begins distorting horrifically as damage piles up, eventually transforming into Jumper SOUL out of sheer refusal to fucking go into the darkness alreadySeems kinda fun actually; instead of layering immortalities, fiat damage/ability immunities, or 1ups, just stacking an obnoxiously large number of extra health bars and transformations so you can keep saying "This isn't even my final form!" like the most tedious Dark Souls boss of all time. And then, naturally, you eventually wrap around back to the Shounen Line at some point to actually blow them the fuck out.
>>93472138Generic Erotic Horror has an ooze origin, although some of the perks are kinda meh, like the one that only lets you reduce your acidity.
>>93472174Any progress on Nep?
>>93472104I meant the middle one but thats cool too.
>>93472138It would a crime if none of the Dragon Quest jumps have a slime option.
>>93471329A brilliant emerald green with flecks of gold and silver.
>>93472174>Idk, I'd have to revisit the jump and do some thinking about stuff first.Fair enough.>She does. Basically the first thing she doesAs I understand Herrschers are very powerful, and everyone knows that when you obtain great power you have to laugh evilly no matter what kind of person you are. That’s just the rule.
>>93472184You can tell how hard he was reaching by for some of them, or how one origins stuff was already in a different ones perks and he had no idea what the fuck to put in its place.
>>93472130>soloYou really would get better results by using no blindspot PtV to instead fast track main characters to powerups.
>>93472138Out of cruel space has the schlob race, they are slime people. Also if they develop a sort of handicap where they start to have a baby but it doesnt fully form they exponentially grow in size and mental capacity for each additional core part that develops. Its torture for them. Also a cultural taboo leading to suicide for many! Now it does escalate a lot but its not litrpg at least.
>>93471911>OC power in the other.What does it do?
>>93472130Not really. Lots of setting have extraterrestrial threats that PtV is completely useless against.
>>93471561Finding new stuff to nerd over, as well as having a cool writing prompt/thought exercise, and a community of people to talk to. One of the things I am most happy about is finding, due to jumpchain games like Signalis, Cultist Simulator, Noita. I bought them and enjoyed them greatly. That and the Jump authors here, are very cool. Like, Shard, pretty sure its him, after finishing the jump for Witch On The Holy Night, gave me enough reason to buy it, just so I can both enjoy it, and have the source material. Same with Dies Irae. I love Jumpchain, its awesome.
>>93472212Yeah, it might've been better if all the fantasy stuff was split off into its own jump. An ooze that's acidic by default isn't erotic, that's just a Gelatinous Cube.
>>93471561It's a big toybox to play imagination games with.
>>93472215Personally I'd count that as soloing a setting. PtV is like mind control in the sense that contessa would be the only one on her team that has true agency.
>>93472187Not particularly. Life is currently keeping me quite busy with stuff.>>93472188Oh, that's the Herrscher of Reason>Pic unrelated
>>93472130This post and the replies once again remind me why I avoid the Worm fanfic scene like the plague.
>>93472269>Oh, that's the Herrscher of ReasonAka the 3d printer Herrscher.
>>93472233Out of space is a blind spotI'm saying she'd win if she didn't have any
>>93472284Why?
>>93472310NTA, but it's probably because they like wanking Contessa as being an unstoppable force of nature. Despite most of her appearances being examples of her failing hard
>>93472157At max wank it's a 0% chance of losing, which is invincibility in a sense
>>93472292It's not a fucking blindspot. It's a deliberate limitation to keep the shard from running out of energy trying to simulate quantum fluctuations across the universe for no reason. What you are arguing for is some wanked out bullshit that could never exist in it's own setting.
>>93472327To be fair, Contessa is a prime example of Wildbow's Thinker wank, the kind that's completely unstoppable until he needs them to lose.
>>93472344>It's not a fucking blindspot>It's a deliberate limitationAnon...
>>93472292>I'm saying she'd win if she didn't have any"If I remove any and all weaknesses, downsides, and vulnerabilities that this character and their powers have, they win at everything!" - you, being retarded
>>93472358See >>93472361
>>93472358A blindspot is something like Zion or the Endbringers that operate within the area established for her powers to function. Something being outside of that scope is not a blindspot. It's like claiming that because a telescope is meant to focus on a distant object it has a blindspot on the fucking user because of the telescope was made properly they could use it to see themselves.
>>93472344after the jump the power stops being from a shard so it can't run out of energy.
>>93472395The version on offer in the jump is explicitly not the same thing that Contessa has
>>93472361In fact you are the retardWe're talking about a perk that (by a very heavily wanked interpretation) functions like path to victory As a perk it wouldn't have the limitations of the actual power.Which is why I said PtV without those limitations
>>93472411Nigger >>93472130I dont give a shit about whatever perk you're talking about. I'm not into warhammer fantasy.
you know, since the worm jump doesn't actually let you have path to victory what other jumps are there with precog that comes with auto-pilot?
>>93472228My right eye has Kamui and my left has a power called Kamiyo (lit. "Age of the Gods"). Whereas Kamui manipulates space in my immediate proximity, Kamiyo manipulates time at a distance. In a broad sense, I can speed up, slow down, or even momentarily freeze time for anything within my field of vision and do so as long as I continue to stare at it uninterrupted. The most common use is to reduce the speed of an enemy or their attacks to make them easier to deal with. I can also make my own attacks much, much faster in order to make them nearly impossible to dodge. And I can freeze my opponent in time for short bursts, creating the illusion that I'm teleporting from their perspective unless they figure out what's going on from context clues. For example, I can freeze an incoming attack and simply step around it. I can freeze the flames of Amaterasu and simply walk through them. I can slow a target down, making it appear as if I'm moving at incredibly high speed. Or I can throw a kunai at them and accelerate time as I release it, causing it to move so fast it slices into their body before they can even react. It's an extremely versatile and dangerous ability with a lot of subtle applications.But the real threat of my eyes is in their synergy. With Kamui I can pull anyone in close range into my Kamui dimension, wherein they are helpless and under my control. It's possible to avoid this by simply keeping out of its range. Except Kamiyo allows me to approach an enemy by slowing or locking them in place, making escape from Kamui's range impossible if I really want to hit you with it. However, Kamiyo has the problem that I need uninterrupted eye contact with my target. Meaning that if you can break my line of sight it becomes impossible for me to activate or maintain the effect. In addition, I can't use Kamiyo while Kamui is active as it requires me to be on the same plane as my opponent. So in order to affect something with Kamiyo, I'd need to deactivate Kamui.
>>93472431Don't get mad just cus you didn't understand the conversation
>>93471561I like the (You)s >>93471620Kinda? There are items like sacred gears with souls in them and a couple items with some level of sentience>>93472086Seventh
>>93472450>Make retarded statement>Get called out>"Nuh-uh I was actually totally talking about this other thing!"Fuck a blender
>>93472327>>93472310Because they like wanking fucking everything and also base everything off of second hand knowledge, or off of some sort of fanfic consensus that long ago got divorced from the source material.
>actually wanking that perk as ptvThis place genuinely is no different to Reddit.
>>93472482Who the fuck do you think you're lecturing? We're the ONLY jumpchain community that pushes back on that sentiment at all! If this guy said that shit on SB or Reddit, they'd just like the post and ignore it! Or try to one up him!
>>93472482Only one person is seriouslywanking it as ptv. The others are just allowing it for the sake of argument.
>>93472482Thats because most of the people here are also on reddit.
>>93472436That's cool. It's highly similar to the Enzaitengan someone made some amount of threads ago recently
>This place genuinely is no different to Redditt. this shitposter, who started the argument to begin with
>>93472532Most likely
>>93472524You should take off your shirt
Fuck it, we're in full shitpost mode. Gimme a jump where I can acquire comically thicc potato waifus. Anything over 4 feet is rejected.
>>93472554And now I'm reminded of Bancho. Thanks anon.
>>93472482Don't try to say this truth here, anon. It will just be dismissed as blanket "shitposting" despite the fact this place stopped pretending to be anything other than even wankier SB and Reddit ages ago.
>>93472482The perk say what it says, regardless of how you feel about it
>>93472542Every time I do, I wanna vomit. I'm never eating again.
>>93472554This type of image always makes me think of some designs i've seen for heavy cyborgs. Just the exaggerated sizes make me think of a walking forklift.
>>93472554No fuck off.
>>93472532They post it knowing full well it is a shitpost. No one here is as bad as the reddit names. Even Gohanposter and Timmy, shit as they are, still aren't as bad as Reddit's "jumpmakers"
>>93471719For thematic reasons I am debating whether to be a bird instead of a rabbit in the Sonic jumps, but the only bird I can really see myself as is a crow/raven. I like those well enough, mind you, but I'm reminded that there are more rabbit options than raven options across the Chain, IIRC.
>>93472524Time manipulation is an underutilized concept in Naruto considering all the space manipulating that people like to fling around. I actually came up with Kamiyo a long time ago when I was brainstorming Mangekyo powers. I wanted Kamui because it's busted but none of the other Mangekyo powers really fit its theming. So I had to come up with something to satisfy my autistic desire for my eyeball powers to not have random contrasting themes and naming conventions. This is also why every single chain I make where I take Tsukiyomi I am obligated to take Amaterasu desire it being vastly inferior to basically every other Mangekyo power.
>>93472627Roadrunner is a top tier bird.
>>93472387Precog being limited to near the planet doesn't even come up in worm, where are you getting this definition from?
Can someone tell me what book the Invisible Fortress manse is from? Or at least if its first or second edition?
>>93472554Elrk.
>>93472712Nvm found it, 2e, terrestrial compass - north.
>>93472589Lose some weight, fat ass. Eating four extra large pizzas for every meal might be what it takes to fill your stomach but it's also filling your arteries.
>>93472627Being a cuckoo could be interesting depending on how you fluff origins and backgrounds.
>>93472691PtV is explicitly incapable of seeing anything outside of Earth's atmosphere.
>>93472691Nta but he might be referring to the shard/host broadcast range. IIRC most powers would fail either in low orbit or just past the moon. Something about shards conserving energy by limiting their range to near the Earth. I guess broadcasting in millions or billions of parallel universes costs nothing, because Parahumans don't have a problem using their powers outside of their native universe, they just can't stray far from the Earth(s).It really shouldn't stop PtV from reacting to threats that come to them, though
What are some good gauntlets to study to figure out how to make one well?
>>93472789Exalted Mortal Heroes. You can go balls to the wall with drawbacks and encounter basically every threat in all Creation, or you can chill as a cocaine farmer
>>93472789The billion wives gauntlet.
>>93472785ptv works by simulationsit is constrained to near-earth space to keep the computation cost from being absolutely untenablescion doesn't even turn his on for most of golden morning's fight iirc
Is Jumper obligated to also marry alternate versions of his wife?
Is there a tg jump for Records of Ragnarok (or whatever is the original name)? The Reddit gauntlet does not really interest me.
>>93472942Nope, not yet.
>>93472906Only if you want to.
Who should I fuck with on 1960s Earth? I'm already planning on playing pranks on the CIA and KGB.
Out of all the jumps where a version of Aphrodite exists (i.e. Greek Myth, PJO, The Aeneid, etc.), which version is the most likely to react well if you walk up to her and ask "hey Ishtar, is that you?" or "I know who you really are!"?By "react well," I mean:>Not instantly resorting to smitings over mistaken identity>Not ignoring the comment entirely out of confusion
>>93473221Have you considered just pranking everyone with any real power? Just turn the whole decade into a farce.
>>93473244Daniel Black Aphrodite wouldn't smite you or ignore you because she is mentally ill, her power is sealed, and would probably try to get you to win her as your personal cocksleeve for a bit during the regularly scheduled dueling or whatever it was if you were interesting or could help get her free.
>>93473221Emanuel Celler
>>93472081>Anon, Peter Pettigrew casually blew up an entire street,Didn't he do that by blowing up a gas main?
>>93473314Nta but I don't think that's mentioned anywhere
>>93473345>>93473314That was the coverup>"They'ad a job coverin' it up, din' they, Ern?" Stan said. "Ole street blown up an' all them Muggles dead. What was it they said 'ad 'appened, Ern?">"Gas explosion," grunted Ernie. (3.76-77)It was likely just a single bombarda maxima or something, it was Halloween night you need to remember so there would have been a bunch of people going trick or treating.
>>93473459Only 12 people died, so I suspect "street" is a bit of an exaggeration.
>>93473289>she is mentally ill, her power is sealed, and would probably try to get you to win her as your personal cocksleeve for a bit during the regularly scheduled dueling or whatever it was if you were interesting or could help get her free.Tell me more
>>93473517>KurumiAh yes one of the few women in a chain to give you a harem made completely of themselves.
>>93473517Hey Ric, could i beat Alice by making her think i'm her alcoholic father?
>>93473517You don't want her Ric, she is a crazy slut that turned all the light elves into scantily clad stripper sluts obsessed with getting railed by human men while cucking the light elf males with social engineering as revenge for being turned into Asgards collective cumrag. She is really hot though and can still be useful in a fight if you deal with the ring.
Do any of you guys have a favourite or go to gun? When I don't go for the Blame! GBE I find the Anders gun to be pretty good.>Dragon fire rifle (200): An incredibly light yet sturdy rifle that acts as a mini-gauss gun. With each shot it accelerates several very small (d<1mm) round bullets of depleted uranium to 1/4ththe speed of light. This makes every single shot armor piercing and incredibly hot and destructive. When fired it looks like some sort of futuristic energy weapon ejecting extremely hot blue energy bolts, the width of a pencil. The rifle can fire single rounds or repeated automatic fire. If you buy this here your rifles’ battery (for the magnetic field to work) will never run dry. One magazine holds several thousand bullets.
>>93473517NTA but in the Daniel Black series the Norse Gods invaded everywhere, conquered basically all of Europe and ended up enslaving Aphrodite.
>>93473586Jumper likes making Casaba Howitzers, does that count as having a favourite gun?
>>93473577>turned all the light elves into scantily clad stripper sluts obsessed with getting railed by human men while cucking the light elf males with social engineeringI'm not seeing a downside?
>>93473589>Norse Gods somehow straight up win>Zeus didn't just go fuck it and unleash the Titans>The Protogenoi didn't get involved>The Norns/Fates/any other variation just lets it happen invalidating all prophecy>Apollo somehow never saw this coming>Perun of all people managed to abduct and rape Hestia>Aphrodite just got merked rather than reclaiming her title of Aphrodite Areia and punching peoples shit in but no she's gets put in a free use pillory, or something like that, in AsgardThen the fact they somehow did the same to the Egyptians and probably others. Much as I like the Norse this just makes no fucking sense to me.
>>93473620If it's a reusable version of the nuke gamma laser than sure, otherwise I'd say it counts as more of a bomb
>>93473645The Norse don't hold anything out of Europe iirc, Egypt is still under control of that pantheon and every other pantheon is basically ignoring the Norse for one reason or another. Posideon is hiding at the bottom of the ocean though.
>>93473645>rather than reclaiming her title of Aphrodite Areia Dude, that’s like Asherah showing up in Bruce Almighty as God’s ex.
>>93473586Quicksilver Storm. Shoots bullets, micromissiles, and grenades.
>>93473666Except we know the Egyptians fucking died as Daniel manages to resurrect Bastet when he impregnates a catgirl.
>>93473695>as Daniel manages to resurrect Bastet when he impregnates a catgirlI thought this was a western novel.
>>93473683It worked in Supernatural so it could have worked for Bruce Almighty, although it'd probably just be a postcredit scene of God Freeman sitting on the beach after a job well done and she comes up behind him.
>>93473695No Egyptian assassins that serve them show up later cause they think Daniel is a reincarnated Atlantean.
>>93473705Weabs exist you know. In fact, you're in a thread full of them after all.
Norse wank doesn't make sense to me. It's legit the most bastardized and disgraced of the old world cultures, we don't even know what the mythology actually constituted because what was recorded was basically just some fanfiction a Christian made up about the native people and their folk beliefs
>>93473705The West has its share of catgirls, too.
>>93473777Old Prussians
>>93473780>PicJessica Jones?
>>93473777It's literally Nazis who do it. They do the same pretending Germany was ever the peak of civilization despite getting brutally mogged by every enemy it ever had.
Has anything been said about the cyberpunk update? Last I heard it had the cyberware stuff kicked off to somebody else and then nothing.
>>93473863When will you idiots learn that supplements promised with a jump but not immediately released never come out? No Stand Supplement, No D&D Dragons Supplement, No Cyberware Supplement. They aren't coming out.
>>93473777To be entirely fair, Snorri needed that Jesus Stamp Of Approval so his book wouldn't get BLAMmed. Same reason the Tuatha De Danaan got rewritten as wizards in the Book of Invasions. Now, granted, apparently the church was okay with the Trojan War being a Real Historical Event and with the Aesir being Trojans who got deified by the Norse later, but not with a clinical and detached "this is what the people believed before they heard the word of Christ," or at least Snorri thought so, so take it all with a grain of salt but not the giant pile you're taking it with right now.
What's some good ways to spend your time in Zelda jumps after the plot has ended as you and/or Link has saved the princess?
>>93473895I think taking it with a mountain of salt is necessary to have anything like an accurate view of reality, simply because the truth is entirely absent and there is no possible way to verify anything we believe we know about the past of the Scandinavian people besides this obviously biased account. There is literally no telling how biased the account is, because nothing else of the same context exists to compare it to
>>93473894Oh no, I don't actually give a damn about the cyberware supplement. I'm just looking for the jump update with new perks and such.
>>93473920Preparing additional defenses so that the next time Ganon(dorf) wakes up the battle against him is easier. Deny Demise his salty runback at every turn. Turn his curse of hatred into a farce. Laugh at the silly little demon.
>>93473567Im not sure how to beat that bitch even with gimmicks. What can eve beat her Outside phase manipulation and DK Touma, or blatantly overpowered nonexistent characters like CRC?>>93473577Even women belong to human men, but I can see why I shouldn't touch the asgardian's sloppy seconds.... on the other hand... I'm feeling quite curious. Very curious
>>93473953>picWhat's up with this guy's eyes being in shadow from every angle? Is he possessed or something?
>>93473953Do you have any interest in making more YGO jumps in the future, whether card game based or lore based?
>>93473920Refill and restock the dungeons in the land.
>>93473780I almost wish there were a marvel jump that was worth going to. It would be a fun challenge to make Tigra in to a capable and well respected hero. You would likely need a load of training and therapy perks but I feel like it might be a challenge worthy of a Jumper.
>>93473920Curse all the items with bimbofying/feminizing effects.
>>93473895>Now, granted, apparently the church was okay with the Trojan War being a Real Historical EventWell duh. How else could have Rome come to existence if Aeneas didn't flee Troy?
>>93473972>Do you have any interest in making more YGO jumps in the future, whether card game based or lore based?Yes. I'd prefer doing it for the anime or manga series, but I might get seduced into doing one for the Magistus lore (Magistus, Spellbook, Invoked, Endymion, Witchcrafter, and a couple more)>>93473970Take a guess.
>>93474002>Take a guess.NTA, but he's the NTR man?
>>93473953Aphrodite is tall, stacked, blonde and is attractive enough showing her tits is enough to stop an army in its tracks and cause the protagonist to start monologing about them like Issei until he snaps himself out of it.
>>93474002Cool. I'm looking forward to your jumps when your health improves.
>>93474071Ah, yes, that sounds about right. Plus having her make the elven "males" a bunch of cucks is also a plus in my book.So how do I get her and who else should I pick up in there?>>93474035I can be your NTRman, anon.>>93474109LolI'll most likely first rework GX manga a bit after finishing ToAru OT.
>>93472138Slime Rancher?
Does whatever you're talking about have a jump? No? Then shut the fuck up.
>>93474170>I'll most likely first rework GX mangaWhat don't you like about it?
>>93474170What jumps have the sluttiest nuns?
>>93474170>So how do I get herPage 23/24
I like collecting monsters. Are there any notable critters and beasts that I can grab in WHF aside from the typical Beastmen and Dragons?
>>93474223The shit in Lustria, not the big dinosaurs that used to hunt dragons, but the little parasite snakes that inject smaller snakes into their victims and stuff like that. Also one of each kind of Elf, you need those to complete you notable critter collection.
>>93474242>Also one of each kind of Elf, you need those to complete you notable critter collection.It should be noted that Elves of different breeds should be kept separate in different enclosures, as they tend to be very territorial and prone to attacking eachother
>>93474180The companion section, the card look wasn't a good choice. Improve grammar and clear up some perks. Probably that only. >>93474189Dunno, but I assure you we don't have enough lewd nuns.>>93474219Would appreciate a summary of what the fuck I need to do.
>>93474253>prone to attacking eachotherJust say that the Wood Elves and Dark Elves stuff the High Elves into their lockers and steal their lunch money. It's more honest.
>>93474223A bunch of weird stuff in Sylvania from all the Dhar exposure. There are also a bunch of weird stuff the Dark Elves use as warbeasts. Various types of Phoenix's. Weird Celtic/Welsh myth stuff on Albion.
>>93474253They need to be close enough to offer pretentious insults about the lesser lifestyle choices that their distant cousins are living with. Elves are rather social creatures afterall
>>93474256>Would appreciate a summary of what the fuck I need to do.Break into Asgard and free her from her free use pillory then get out before Odin, Loki or Thor murders you. Or just check the pages that anon stated for the below>lave Goddess [400 CP]: Much like Aphrodite, there’s some other goddess who was also captured and enslaved sometime in the past, and now events conspire to place her in your hands. This can be a goddess from any pantheon west of India (excluding India) other than the Egyptian and the Norse. An extremely powerful being every bit the equal of Aphrodite, this goddess actually doesn’t hate you and is more than willing to help you with whatever you might want to do, so long as you treat her with basic decency
>>93473953What about raping her?
>>93474223Consider the following: >Dread Saurians - predators so powerful that, despite being far less intelligent than Dragons and having no magic of their own, they were able to extirpate all Dragons from Lustria before the coming of the Old Ones>Dragon Ogre Shaggoths: you know Kholek Suneater? Imagine having discount Kholek Suneater.>Wyverns: are not Dragons, but are vaguely related somehow and are tamable by Greenskins; they usually do this by punching them in the snouts to assert dominance, and apparently this is the only way to earn a Wyvern's respect>Pegasi: Warhammer Pegasi are weird, they fly using the Winds of Magic in addition to their wings and are IIRC omnivorous to a shocking degree>Hippogryphs: are faster and more agile than Gryphons, but don't hit as hard and can't tank as hard>Gryphons: that thing Karl Franz rides around, they're pretty cool>Carnosaurs: not as big as Dread Saurians but still entirely capable of hunting Dragons>Giant Bears: if Ursun likes you enough, he'll just send a giant bear to be your friend>Mammoths: because of course there are mammoths in the Chaos Wastes, it's cold up there>Ancient Stegadons: a meat-eating Triceratops/Ankylosaurus hybrid that can have a signal tower for ORBITAL OLD ONE LASERS on its back if you believe TWW3>Thundertusks: ice-breathing mammoth-gorilla-bear things, Ogres love 'em and you will too
>>93474219This is not one of ours
>>93474279>Dread SauriansI think the more important feat for them is the fact that even Slann priests could fail to control or bind them without the specialised equipment. If someone who was purpose built to use magic and be a frog demigod is failing to control the murder lizard then you know something fucky is going on.
>>93474279>ThundertusksStonehorns look cooler.
>>93474264>Asrai>leaving the woods long enough to bully the Asur>Druchii>succeeding outside of the End Times
>>93474277I can't decide if I want to spoil BB rotten with plenty of hugs, headpats and blowing raspberries on her tummy Or just use my perks to rape and mindbreak her into my personal fucktoy maid cause that's my fetish>>93474273Yeah I was thinking of that, but since it says "some other goddess" I though it wouldn't apply. Also why bother escaping when I can just beat up loki and thor and make them cute little girls?
>>93474297Dread Saurians really are just Built Different.
>>93474320NTA but light elves might just be sluts by genetics, the protagonist ends up in a female light elf body by mistake after faking his death and the instincts hit him hard. It's weird.
>>93474279Very informative anon. Thank you. This greatly helps my plans for going on safari and capturing a bunch of monsters to turn into sex pets
Going to bed, but I've started laying the groundwork for the PokéRogue gauntlet. Might be able to finish it in a couple days if I can keep motivation/momentum up and nothing particularly distracting happens.
>>93474363Looking forward to it pal.
Which jumps are especially good for being a warlock? I want to master demonic forces without getting my soul eaten in the process.
>>93474375Being a Witch, Shaman, or Oracle in Pathfinder. Witch patrons in general are incredibly hands off.
>>93474349Sounds like the usual deal with anime elves.
>>93474375Pretty much any magical girl jump.
>Think it would be really interesting to do a chain where I take Oasis of Fantasy with a maxed out Kingdom build and lean on that alone, dropping it into a bunch of different settings to completely derail their canon plotlines by disrupting the background setting itself>Realize that I am not actually creative enough to think of any specific ideas beyond the premiseDoes this kind of thing ever happen to you?
>>93474442No.
>>93474442Yeah. The amount of settings I know well enough to accurately write out what would happen from most perspectives with a brand new nation-state with OoC powers/tech can be counted on one hand with fingers to spare.
>>93474442Yes all the time, smart enough to poke holes in my story's but dumb enough to not solve it.
Does it make you weak if your primary power system/kit relies on others instead of granting you personal power?
>>93474484No
>>93474442I like the concept of plot armour removal perks, but what they actually do in practice can be hard to process.
>>93474484No. Yuji won and Sukuna lost
>>93474484Not only no, but Bea's a bad example; she trains martial arts with a Machamp, a Pokemon so fucking strong it's had to wear a limiter since its previous evolution in order for its muscles not to physically tear it to pieces.
>>93474484The people who claim this always end up jobbing hard.
>>93474484You're weak when others aren't present and strong when they are.Simple as that.
>>93474375>master demonic forces>Not master Eldritch Blasts
>>93474484Only if you take them for granted and don't do your best to bring yourself up and help them to the best of your ability.There's a marked difference between relying on others, and using/exploiting others
>>93474506Not yet.
So dumb question but any idea what sort of color scheme I should do for my jumpers outfit/general vibe if there a elemental user? They can use a whole bunch of them at this point including the core four and light and dark (no life/wood though). So I'm not sure how to rock that other then a rainbow but rainbows are kinda garish if there not done right.
>>93471329Golden with gold flecks that appear to swirl if you look into them.
>>93474511>Memedex entriesIs Magcargo also hotter than the sun?
>>93474558white is rightIt does encompass all colors without being gay.
>>93474558Silver and gold
>>93474554I like women, they can be very soft and cuddly. I like that.>>93474558Use white formal clothing with gold details, will make you look smug and competent.
>>93474562NTA but yes. Only low IQ plebs let reality limit fantasy.
>>93474562Yes, and Lanturn can illuminate the abyssal depths of the ocean. It's a work of fiction, dummy.
>>93474566>>93474567Hmm thanks for the suggestions. Maybe I'll combine those suggestions. White with gold accents. Guess Jumper can become blonde for the look to.
>>93474505I personally treat it kind of like Knowledge of the Sowa possessed by F/SN Assassin. People can see you and look at what you do and they just faintly feel something missing from the world itself in your presence. Not so much a tangible absence, but the way events progress around you are noticeably different from when you're absent if someone paid close attention, and yet it continues to work even after people become aware of it and start trying to counter whatever it is you're doing that makes you inexplicably more effective than anyone that opposes you.
>>93473567What does she do?
Good Isekai settings to choose for Jump 1?
>>93474541He's already in the airport scene. It's clear the fight was skipped because Sukuna is now in Yuji form.
>>93473645>Perun of all people managed to abduct and rape HestiaDamn, I did not know about that happened to Hestia
[High Elves redux]"FOR TOR YVRESSE!"Aenarion came upon the greenskins like a tide of crimson flame, cutting down scores with every flailing swing despite the WAAAAAGH energy buffeting against him like storms of raw animality. Too late, he found a fat green fiend letting forth it's guttural laughter as a loyal handmaiden of the Everqueen (who wasn't Morathi) lay disembowelled. Moments from the brink of death. So unprecedented was the strength and focus of these invaders that his people had not thought to call him until they had breached the outer perimeter, and such was his haste that with the Widowmaker arcing through the army behind him, Sunfang still lodged in the torso of a stubborn greenskin clinging to it beside him and his dozen other flying swords dancing circles through the rest of the greenskin army Aenarion was left unarmed when the great greenskin advanced on him.And so, Aenarion defeated Grom the Paunch with the last available weapon at hand: A headbutt so powerful it left a crater next to the dying elf."M-my king...you must...must not mourn" choked out the handmaiden as he knelt desperately at her side."Say no more! Your service shall be remembered in Ulthuan's annals, but not your sacrifice!" cried Aenarion, desperately trying to remember how resurrection magic worked as the haze of battle started to abate. Damn every magic system more complicated than enchanting a sword and slaming it into something. "I am sorry. I am a warrior first and foremost, but I can at least cleanse your wounds until the Everqueen arrives, surely she can...""...take, take my...before it's too late..." she muttered, fumbling for her pouch"No, no, no it is never too late my friend! I will not bar the door to Chaos merely to suffer my people to perishing from so...ODIOUS a threat!" he pleaded, weeping tears of fire. "Whatever message or trinket you have, deliver it yourself when you are made well!"1/6
>>93474637"...Book of the Phoenix" she gurgled, slumping.Aenarion paused. "Oh. Well, now I just feel silly" he said, taking out the book. "H-haha...h-happens to the b-best of us..." giggled the dying handmaiden,The handmaiden gave him a thumbs up as she at last expired, only to erupt into flames and from the ashes reform healthier than ever. She politely curtsied, and then went on her merry way as Aenarion contemplated how conveniently owning a printable source of resurrections was."Well, that was startling" said Astarielle casually, riding over to him. "I've never seen such a powerful goblin host. By Isha, I'll have to distribute more Books of the Phoenix lest someone actually DIE in the line of battle since..." Astarielle trailed off. "...well, I'm sure we've had SOME violent deaths at SOME point in history. If only there was a quick and easy way to produce a lot of magical books at once""Astarielle, remind me to tell you about a fascinating invention from the future called the printing press"[Daughters of Khaine redux]>The Age of Myth"And that, Sigmar, is how the elven equivalent of the Reformation began" I concluded as we loomed above the world known as Azyr. He as a presence of thunder, I as one of fire, leaves and blood. "The arcane-medical complex raised some serious questions about how sacrosanct the word of Asuryan was, which-""Wait, wait, hold on" said Sigmar slowly, "so you're saying your people had a MECHANISM OF PERFECT RESURRECTION that they could just PRINT""Hardly perfect. I mean it you had to read a verse, and the magic was like. Once per battle. And UNTIL I INVENTED THE PRINTING PRESS it was so rare only Belannaer reliably had a copy, did I ever tell you about Belannaer-""But there are no side effects?" he urged me. "No, no loss of humanity? Sorry, elfity""What? No!""No...infusions, of divine essence?""No more so than the elves already had, I suppose?"2/6
>>93474594Isekai Smartphone if you want waifu's and lots of magic. The setting is about as by-the-numbers as it gets though but it's still solid first jump material.
>>93474594>Isekai>goodChoose one, also: >Isekai at Peace>Arifureta>Harem Kingdom>Surrealist Hero>Jobless Isekai>Totem Isekai>Konosuba>Mao na ore>Oda Nobuna>World Break (I think?)>McDonalds demon lold (I think?)>Hero BBS
>>93474650>Oda NobunaTime travel is not isekai :<
>>93474645Sigmar proceeded to grill me on a wide array of topics about the specifics of the Book, which I found completely baffling. It was literally just fanfiction about Asuryan. I tried to tell him at several point that as a god, as in fact the closest thing his sorry excuse of a pantheon had to Asuryan (I had already refused to associate myself with the cavalcade of fuckups that presided over the Mortal Realms after Grimnir Leeroy Jenkins'd himself), SURELY he could just...create his own resurrective fanfiction? Or the equivalent thereof.But no. As we continued talking Sigmar looked increasingly like a fratbro who had been told the assignment was not only due yesterday but he had completely misunderstood it."...is everything alright?""Y-yes! Everything is FINE! Azyr is a beacon of hope and justice in the Mortal Realms, and there have definitely been no beastman genocides" he said, sweating. "And the process of creating Stormcast is DEFINITELY going according to plan!""That's. Good to know?""I DEFINITELY know what I'm doing with Grungni's hammer!""It's a hammer Sigmar, I can't imagine even you could fuck it up that bad" I said dismissively. "Look, whatever you're clearly trying to hide-don't worry about it. I'm just going out for a short while to clean house. I may be some time. I just have one. Simple. Task I expect even you and the other divine middle managers to deal with. The rats in the walls"Sigmar let out a girlish scream. "You know?! Y-you can't tell any of the others! You just can't!""Oh for fuck's-YES, Sigmar, a shard of Asuryan lives on in me, YES Asuryan did watch over the entire mortal world, and YES even this avatar of mine can see the fucking ratmen I missed back when I was treating this world with kid gloves! Look you've got dwarf airships and budget Space Marines! They're just RATS, Sigmar! It'll be FINE" I said, trying to be supportive while also being fed up.3/6
>>93474658As I stormed off aimlessly into the abstract void, mortal prayer caught my ear and resonated with the shard of Khaine also within me. Confused, I incarnated towards the source and found a handful of Daughters of Khaine praying to what looked like am Avatar of Khaine stolen before it could be remodelled into Morathi."Y-you see?! KHAINE LIVES! Morathi is a filthy heretic for claiming to be the last living god of the old world! Oh great lord of blood, you have at last heard our sacrifices! Hear our plea! Reclaim your throne and lead us to true glory!" implored the blood-drunk priestess at the alter. Behind her, what looked like an extremely sorry version of cult of Khaine stared at me hopefully. There were wannabe murder lolis still tripping in their Har Ganeth cosplay outfits. There were monstergirls, because of fucking course I couldn't go anywhere without monstergirls re-evolving into existence."Oh hell no, I'm not paying child support for children I didn't even agree to adopt" I said, preparing to walk back through the fire. The priestess froze. "Sisters, do not doubt! Khaine tests our faith with bloody ruthlessness! See how he whittles the edge of our faith like his blades!""Okay NO, I'm not doing a Sithrak, I want to be absolutely clear I have NO affiliation with your organisation, I'm literally just here to murder the Bigger Chaos Gods because the rest of your pantheon is useless""Wait, there are Bigger Chaos Gods?""...yes""BEHOLD, BRETHREN! And sistren! A divine revelation from Khaine!""I'm NOT bloody Khaine you crimson strumpets! I'm just a very naughty boy with a big sword!" I shouted, fuming at this unwanted sidequest. The high priestess gave me kicked puppy eyes. The foremost murderloli looked like her dad had just ripped up her teddy bear in front of her.I continued seething for a few more seconds as I worked out what to do. 4/6
>>93474666"FINE. Here. Resurrection fanfiction" I grumbled, slapping a Book of the Phoenix into the murderloli's hands, and Summoning Greater Printing Press with a snap of my fingers. "Go away. Stop bothering me""Great Khaine, as grateful as we are for this miracle we were expecting erm...more murder...""And I SAID I'm not paying child support, take it or leave it">The Age of FireChaos had returned, and I too had returned to kill it. I noticed that many of the Stormcast I was fighting alongside had lost their humanity and gained the traits of storms, and congratulated Sigmar on his accomplished indoctrination of his followers.......after ripping off Doombreed's head, I learned that this was not, in fact, intentional. I shrugged, and reminded him of the rat problem. He made his excuses and fucked off to job to Archaon not long after, instead of confirming his storm AND FATE powers easily dealt with the Skaven through their primitive electronics."Wait, where are YOU going?" I asked a passing and cripplingly injured Stormcast."To be resurrected by your followers. They say they hold the key to true resurrection, bereft of losing humanity! They may be my last chance to remember the faces of my grandchildren" he said hopefully."...and your god still hasn't? You're. You're seriously trusting the MURDER ELF CULT I gave some of my old garbage to over your own god?"He silently removed a gauntlet, showing how thunderclouds had replaced a once-human hand. "Well, I was recently told to abandon loyal human settlements to aid your wife and son in battle, so" he said with the despair of an immortal industrial-miliatry complex victim. "I just see this as cutting out the middleman">The Age of MorathiI returned soaked in the blood of Bigger Chaos Gods expecting to find the Mortal Realms in working order. Instead, Blight City had crashed into the Mortal Realms and was spilling out untold numbers of Skaven5/6
>>93474669>The scale of this disaster is so broad that Sigmar has been forced to unseal the Ruination Chamber of the Stormcast Eternals (Stormcast reforged so often they're only a handful of reforgings away from losing their humanity completely""YOU">The motto SIGMAR LIED actually refers to old news (the loss of humanity amongst Stormcast) becoming public knowledge, further worsening Sigmar's reputation after he tried to turn Teclis' knowledge engines into censorship engines without consulting anyone"HAD">The Cities of Sigmar are suffering massive hysteria and upheaval. The Lumineth are nuking entire settlements with wards to stem the tide. Clan Skyre alone is deforesting and poisoning vast swathes of Ghyran. The Heirs of Grimnir have been so brutalised they're drafting lady dwarfs. Skaven bones are so rotten their death toll has created a new afterlife called the Evergnaw. The ensuing famine is so bad THE FUCKING OGRES ARE STARVING "ONE">https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/07/11/stormcast-eternals-clash-with-khainites-in-upcoming-black-library-tales/>It has been 20 years since Morathi claimed Anvilgard and turned it into Har Kuron>20 fucking years of 0 consequences for even non-buffed timeline Morathi>Somewhere, trapped Stormcast souls are still screaming"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB" I howled, kicking down the door to Sigmar's sanctum. "Sigmar get your ass OUT hereand...fix...this" I trailed off as I saw a naked, pierced, hogtied Sigmar being pegged with Ghal Maraz.By Morathi."I'm such a BAD god! I'M A DIRTY LITTLE KNOW-NOTHING BARBARIAN BULLY! I DESERVE to be punished!" he moaned through his ballgag. "I'M S-SORRY EVERYONE, I CAN'T BEAR THIS RESPONSIBILITY WITHOUT. PEGGING!""Okay so in my defence? I wasn't actually expecting him to pour literally Azyr's entire national funds into my Onlyfans just to entertain a...particular request" said Morathi, who looked almost as perplexed as I was about the sheer ineptitude on display.6/6
>>93474655It's technically a separate timeline.
>>93474650Wow, I'm only familiar with two of those. Guess I have some reading to do.
>>93474658>picDon't forget the literal next two panels of the next page of that comic, it's very important.
>>93474558Note that black absorbs all colors just as white reflects them. It also goes well with gold, and in fact has better contrast with gold than white does.
>>93474684I'm mildly surprised that Morathi mostly wasn't responsible for everything. Is your jumper going to give a job to those poor stormcast since their current boss is such a fuckup?
>>93474594Legend of Neil, be the hero you were always meant to be
>>93474505It's like plot armor of your own. External forces will conspire to work against them in a similar way as their own unseen advantages. Which advantages qualify can be difficult to imagine, but in general any provision rooted in the sincere belief in a cause or value system will be truncated. It's very nihilistic.
>everyone's life sucks in the future>Except Robin is still a successful superheroWhy is he the best Teen Titan?
>>93474747He's not, Starfire leaving ruined him as a leader and he couldn't hold the team together.
>>93474684Morathi doesn't even need any further sucking off, she's just fucking winning by default at this point.
>>93474747>denied the ability to have kids>denied the ability to have emotions>denied hair>I'M BATMANI wonder why
>>93474766He's still by far the most successful afterwards. I guess we don't see what old Starfire would be up to.
>>93474772Cyborg wants kids?
>>93474780He was a teen that lost many parts and became an unfeeling machine. I am sure he has many regrets for being denied a normal life.
>>93474704Why do people love these rats so much?
>>93474658>They're just RATS, Sigmar! It'll be FINE">Shard says, not noticing the giant tunnels through the multiverse said rats have mad when he wasn't looking
>>93474798It is a mystery.
>>93474713Initially since James Workshop was going all-in on Sigmar being the somehow-worse God-Emperor of Mankind, I assumed that given the trend of him being a mistrustful and heavy-handed brute with absolutely terrible judgement of his own allies that he’d be far too possessive of his own forces to entrust them to another god. And so it’d be in my interests to just let him slowly fall apart banging his head on complex problems.…however, I underestimated the sheer level of ineptitude AoS Sigmar was written with to the extent that the Ruinous Chamber, Stormcast literally FALLING APART and used as a last resort, is now a thing Sigmar thinks is a good idea to reveal at a time where the ratpocalypse is already fucking over everyone despite NOT RETALIATING FOR OVER 20 YEARS for Anvilgard. And like. In a sense by default since I’ve already given the DoK (well, Daughters of Morathi in my timeline) the Asuryan resurrection fanfiction so they’ll shut up, increasingly they kind of already are at 2 removes. There’s probably a few heretical chambers with split loyalties simply because the DoM have them by the balls in terms of actually functional resurrections.I don’t want to end up being everyone’s dad/uncle but god fucking damn it feels like the setting really will fall apart if I’m don’t.>>93474770To nobody’s surprise even in the base setting the DoK are becoming EVEN MORE POPULAR by killing Skaven outbreaks rabidly while everyone else is being retarded so yeah, pretty much>>93474801Just lay down comically bigger mousetraps, it’ll be fiiiiine
>>93473645>Perun of all people managed to abduct and rape HestiaThe fuck? Perun isn't even norse, he's rus.
>>93474812>the DoM have them by the ballsThat's how doms tend to behave, yeah.
>>93474684I'm shocked Sigmar somehow fucked things up harder than the Emperor despite having vastly superior resources and allies. How does that even happen?
>>93473645The Norse gods are nothing to the Greek gods. They're basically just dudes. Odin and Thor got held hostage by dwarves.
>>93474839How come the greeks lost then? Too busy having men fuck other men to properly defend themselves?
Is there a Pathologic/Pathologic 2 jump? Or gauntlet?
>>93474856Author wrote it to happen that way, ric
>>93474832Games Workshop EVIL nature kicking in and thus them defiling and destroying a good guy because they can’t at the current moment do it to guilliman or lion so they drag down Sigmar who is effectively better moral emperor who was not a chucklehead /chucklefuck like the emperor is.
>>93474798Scrappy insane crackhead energy. Sometimes it's fun watching a bunch of insane cokefiend scientist rats invent doomwheels and tesla coils, get all excited and happy, then watch it explode in hilarious fashion. They're the closest thing WHF has to quirkiness and levity that isn't the Halflings. Essentially they're the Gnomes of Warhammer
>>93474812>going all-in on Sigmar being the somehow-worse God-Emperor of Mankind,Something something the patriarchy is le bad something something
I really need to sit down and finish plotting out the rest of the gauntlet, but fuck it I don't feel like it right now. Have a brief bit about one of YG's sisters. Starts on page 12, because the next couple of sections are things I need to fill in because I forgot three months existed.>Filesize is 8.03mb>Can't upload files above 8mbI have too many images. I need to stop adding those for every named character that I have. That or turn my cast of characters into a seperate doc, but I really don't want to have to manage two documents.
>>93474684What is with AoS and pegging? I keep seeing it pop up.
>>93474891Effectively Game Workshop are Skaven who can only hold their Vile nature for so long before doing something retarded, evil, incompetent, etc etc and them trying their damned hardest to destroy or weaken the money printing machines that are there lifeblood, even not doing things that would make them money like the whole new faction they do nothing with or just the constant kneecaps/self sabotage to eldar in general or even just doing something new like i don’t know that huge bug alien empire close to the imperium while it is distracted with current events doing something. Game Workshop is run by idiots who constantly try to strangle the golden goose that is fighting for its life who just wants to give them gold. Granted that description fits so many businesses nowadays.
So, I like Jurai technology in general. How overpowered would running an empire that runs on Jurai tech be compared to what's going on in Stellaris? I get the feeling Lighthawk Wings and ring worlds large enough to encircle three systems seems a tad nutty compared to the usual fare.Actually, in general how would you rank Jurai/Tenchi Muyo stuff compared to other popular scifi settings we have Jumps for?
I'm confused. How can anyone seriously get mad about Warhammer shitting on 'good'? What kind of idiot develops an expectation for anything else? That's basically the entire marketing appeal of the franchise.
>>93474918>They're the closest thing WHF has to quirkiness and levity that isn't the Halflings. Honestly the real tragedy is that somehow, orks aren’t anywhere near as fun in Fantasy as they are in 40K.>>93474839Okay but consider1. Diomedes, who unlike many of the heroes in the Illiad is 100% a mere mortal that just happens to be Athena’s favourite mortal ever, wounded and drove off Aphrodite and Ares. AND had to be told to fuck off by Apollo, Zeus too in some tellings, when he tried to attack him. And don’t tell me Athena amped him or anything, all she did was guide his spear.2. Thanatos, the actual grim reaper, was caught by Sisyphus in a bag.3. Fictional settings sometimes wank different gods the author likes more super, super hard. Like Odin doesn’t shake galaxies in Norse myth like he does in Marvel. Galaxies aren’t even a thing. >>93474832Simple, by making those allies as retarded (or in the case of Malerion-Malekith’s IP-friendly new name-simply refusing to acknowledge his existence in most places) as a Sigmar who has forgotten ALL the lessons he learned on the path to godhood as a mortal, and just flat out ignoring those resources so the plot can happen.The most amazing part is despite being more incompetent than the Emperor, Sigmar ALSO has a much better track record against Chaos somehow.>>93474938It is a metaphor for how thoroughly embarrassing Sigmar’s role and contributions to the setting are.>>93474865Nope.>>93474970The thing about Jurai technology from what I understand is that it’s technology in the sense that New God technology is technology, which is to say it works more like a bunch of golems/sentient beings that have hyperdimensional god parts stuffed into them.Anyway, re: Stellaris it’s…it’s solidly up there. It basically starts at a high-end Stellaris civilisation BEFORE it reaches the point it can achieve Shroud apotheosis, or create it’s own universe.
>>93474979>Nope.Disappointing. I heard about it being a Complete Suffering Engine and wanted to see what sort of jump that might make for.
>>93474970By default, assuming you haven't taken any drawbacks, the Stellaris jump doesn't have you encounter any EGCs nor any Crisis Aspirant empires.You should be fine.
>>93474978I think it is about how Sigmar is in fantasy vs how he is acting in Aos which is very out of character considering all he got up in life, the lessons he learned and what he did with said lifetime before becoming a god vs in Aos him acting more like the Emperor does in 40k with him doing baffling things that are dumb and screw himself over when he should know better.
>>93474970Just to be clear, Stellaris civs aren’t completely outmatched. There are ways for them to compete; gamewise with sufficient firepower and fleets you can blow everything from solar system-engulfing nanoswarms to interdimensional horrors to kingdom come. It’s even technically possible to fight the End of the Cycle’s toll and win. Lorewise civs can potentially pick up everything from machines calculating every facet of reality, to species-wide psychic powers with strong battlefield applications, to an alliance of sorts with not!tyranids. Even before you get into endgame scenarios that rewrite reality, there are arguments to be made a Stellaris civ with a lot of cash to spare and time to ramp up CAN take on the Jurai empire.It’s just that the Jurai empire starts off at levels of development that most Stellaris civs would treat as something like a Fallen Empire in good form that has managed to build their own Guardians. The issue is assuming you mean the Jurai Empire and NOT their secretive patron gods, they don’t really have a way to scale/ramp up without research and development like everyone else as Stellaris civs escalate. Trees get weaker every generation, there isn’t really a way to make more cabbits without a quirky scientist goddess contributing (who is also usually responsible for like, the most powerful superweapons. The reality hole-punching ones). They still have quite impressive military capacity even outside LHW shit, it’s just good but on par rather than dominant.Basically the Jurai Empire vs Stellaris is an actual war open to debate, but the moment you bring in the Chousin and Tenchi it’s more a question of how much they actually care about the setting and whether they can stop doing harem shenanigans for like 5 hours to actually focus on conquering the universe (they can’t)
>>93475011What if you've taken 5000 CP worth of drawbacks (Fanatic Splitters, Leviathan Bait, Dimensional Breach, Subspace Echoes, Ghost Signal, Times Twenty Five, Escalator of Violence)?
>>93475014This. Sigmar’s entire legend is about growing into power and wisdom. About learning to give and take between disparate tribes of man, overcoming his own inner demons to throw off Nagash’s corruption then crush him and dealing with betrayal from those closest to him. The god Sigmar is portrayed as in AoS has learned absolutely nothing that the man Sigmar did. If Ulric foresaw what Sigmar had become, he’d have never given him godhood.>>93475027Also per what I said above, you’re kind of fucked then. Even the Jurai empire has it’s limits.
>>93474970Don't know much about Tecnhi Muyo, but the strongest threats you can face in Stellaris are planet cracking Colossi weapons, Star Eater super weapons that can annihilate an entire solar system in a single shot, Extradimensional Entities with ships made of psionic energy that fire Matter Dintegrators and can drain life from planets till their barren husks, Capital ship sized physical avatars of Psionic Spirits and Eldritch Abominations, and as of the most recent update, Cosmogenesis Empires that can temporarily rewrite the laws of physics to make the universe more accommodating to their ideals. So if Jurai tech can deal with all of that, you're good.
>>93475027I should have seen this coming.That you haven't taken the drawback that makes the EGCs spawn faster is a pretty big saving grace, especially since without Hostile Galaxy you should be? able to play Federation Builder.Fanatic Splitters in this case might be worse than Leviathan Bait but alot of this does depend on what you do with your 5000 CP.
>>93475047>but alot of this does depend on what you do with your 5000 CP6000 CP. Can't forget the starting budget.
>>93475051There's also the species and empire perk stipend.
>>93474970I'd say Jurai would count as basically a Fallen Empire that hasn't, you know, fallen. They've got a massive starting advantage but it remains to be seen if they can keep that edge, though given they can make battle-moons and shit pretty casually I'd say they're likely to do alright. It's also easy to forget but they're all the next best thing to immortal so all their best and brightest aren't going to just randomly die of old age and take their expertise with them unless something comes along and kills them. It's also easy to forget but Seto, the iirc dowager queen of Jurai (and also known as the devil princess for her constant matchmaking shenanigans and manipulations) is actually Naja, Washu's best friend and contemporary super-scientist from back when Washu was still at the super space university / institute and thus presumably is capable of coming up with and inventing some pretty crazy shit all on her own if need be.
>>93471561Playing with conceptual legos. Jumpchain is so much more satisfying than building Pathfinder characters.
But can Stellaris change Blaze's itty bitty kitty titties into big fat cat tats?
>>93475068Yes
>>93471329Green signify Envy and Gluttony right?
>>93475068They have advanced genetic engineering, yes. More importantly they can ALSO rewire the laws of reality to make sure Gohan NEVER evolves into existence.
>>93475020>But the moment you bring in the Chousin and Tenchi it’s more a question of how much they actually care about the setting and whether they can stop doing harem shenanigans for like 5 hours to actually focus on conquering the universe (they can’t)How do you think Tenchi would fare against a Chosen One Leader with the Very Strong and Resilient species traits?
>>93474970I mean if you've still got lighthawk wings in your pocket that kind of implies you've still got Tsunami around as a patron deity so I feel you should probably be fine since worst comes to worst she'll step in and clean house since it's highly unlikely she'd be willing to just let the family of her mortal avatar get killed.
>>93474650>Surrealist HeroThank you.
>>93475081Curb stomp. Tenchi is unfathomably OP.
>>93474865Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, no.Man, what a game. It's like someone took Morrowind, locked you at 10 to 20 Speed, made the three great houses awkward yet beautifully stuck together, and did that in a different way for the districts.
>>93475068Leave her alone!
>>93475077If it was possible for something to wipe Gohan out permanently, he would have jobbed to it already.
>>93475068Redo of Healer for all your bullshit magical biomancy needs.
>>93475077>>93475191
>>93475206Only if you are the Healer Hero.Or the Injury Hero I guess.
>>93475231If you go to a steakhouse and order tofu salad, then you deserve what you get.
>>93474484Having friends/employees you can rely on IS a form of personal power
>>93475256If you go to a steakhouse and they serve a wide variety of soups, salads, tofus, and a singular steak dish, is it really a steakhouse?
>>93475256What does it has to do with the subject.
>>93474891>>93474959Honestly, these are very true on all accounts. It really does feel like Games Workshop is shooting itself in the foot with how they've been writing the lore lately.
>>93475299>lately
How much does your Jumper indulge in and enjoy luxury and wealth?
>>93475081Tenchi, even without going full God, is one of those people who can manifest enough LHW to destroy the universe if he ever wanted. He's as far beyond Stellaris as the Zroni were at the peak of their power.
>>93475328>Tenchi vs post-Galactic Nemesis ascended civ>Tenchi vs Worm, Shroud Entity or Great Wound-route Cosmogenesis civ
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Going Cosmogenesis Empire just to reunite & eventually free the Worm. I love the Worm, & the Wiorm loves me.
>>93475321He used too during his first jumps. Nowadays he is more interested in things like building up his apotheosis. >>93475328>If he ever wantedZ needed to break him for him to manifest more than his five.
>>93475406I'm going Cosmogenesis empire purely to develop more and more Advanced Logic and not pussy out at the midpoint; just because reality is "hardened" after its birth doesn't mean I can't figure out tech to permanently warp it anyways. Screw escaping to a younger universe, I'll just advance my tech EVEN HARDER here and rewrite THIS reality.
>>93474937Just cut the cast of characters wholesale. Maybe do links instead?Also, wow. You jumped straight to killing that person. Not sure how I feel about that. This being Gem you’d probably get away with it and maybe even be in the right, but wow.Nice touch on making all of yuno’s siblings the other future diary characters.
>>93473953>blatantly overpowered nonexistent characters like CRCSo... exactly like her?
Do we or one of the other forbidden sides have a jump for Pokémon VGC per chance?
>>93474839And greek gods were hurt or taken hostage by normal, not magical, humans.
>>93475461You mean any normal Earth jump?
>>93474970>>93474970>So, I like Jurai technology in general. How overpowered would running an empire that runs on Jurai tech be compared to what's going on in Stellaris?Juraian tech is very overpowered, like the good anon said before, It would be like the Fallen Empire that hasn't fallen.>Actually, in general how would you rank Jurai/Tenchi Muyo stuff compared to other popular scifi settings we have Jumps for?It is VERY much over powered and VERY much stronger than most settings, but the show hardly makes mention of it, I would say it can easily give 40Ks DAoT a run for its money
>>93475461Closest thing we have is the Pokémon Radical Red jumpIf you're looking for perks regarding competitive Pokémon and actual battle it's great and everything you need.If this is about you wanting to companion (fuck) wolfey, you should go to the YouTube jump
>>93475415>Cut them allnooooooo probably a good idea though.Fun fact, in Gem stealing is worse than murder. I don't mind people taking bribes to give others more of my time, but letting the guy directly into my office while I'm not there is... kind of fucking terrible.Would you belive me if I said it was a flashbang? Not pleasant, but not actually lethal. I'm not about to set a grenade off inside my house.I doubt more than two or three of them will feature, but yeah. I figured that their various precognition methods were appropriate enough for Sidereals. Maybe a series of artifacts?
>>93474937I grant you the secret technique that shitposters everywhere hate and Jumpmakers love.>pdfcompressor.com
>>93475589I've actually used that already. My internet went to shit a few weeks back and the file wouldn't upload before the captcha timed out. I don't like what it does to the images.And cutting out my character images section drops the file size back down to 3.7, so it'll be a while before I need to compress it again.
>>93475616I don't see any difference in image quality.
>>93475563>Radical redGive me the most broken possible OC Pokémon possible you can build with that jump
>>93475634No. Do it yourself.
>>93475623I can.
>>93475660Fair enough. I figure it's an acceptable tradeoff to go from 7.8 mb to 1.5, but to each their own. May also just be that my eyes are fucked up so I genuinely had to squint hard to see any difference.
Did your Jumper go for hax or raw power-levels first?
>>93474484Nah.Gaddafi-mode is the best mode.
>>93475674Like I told the other guy, it drops to 3.7 if I remove my cast of characters.I'm probably going to end up having to seperating the doc at some point, because I'm less than a third of the way into year 1 and almost halfway up to that limit, even stripped down. I'd like to have the whole chain in one doc, but apparently that's a pipe dream.
>>93475705I tried to put my whole chain into one doc. I managed to fit 40 jumps of my chain in one doc in the end, and had to make a second doc. In time, I expect to make a third, and possibly a fourth.
>>93475720I've got six jumps, but I fully plan to write the entire fucking thing out with at least one or two snippets a month, for ten whole years. I really hope I can fit at least one year of that into a single doc without compression.
>>93475634No guard, choice scarfed, iron bundle with sheer coldImposter blisseyEverything with wonder guardContrary mega gouging fire with V create and superpower (non mega form got ori alcum pulse) >>93475674
>>93475675What are each of those?
>>93475778Upper left is Dier Irea. Upper middle is jojo. Middle is fgo.Bottom left and bottom right are blazblue.dunno the rest.
>>93475778From left to right and from top to bottom:>Reinhard Heydrich (Dies Irae)>Giorno Giovanna (Jojo - Part 5)>Methuselah (Dies Irae)>The Shrike (Hyperion Cantos)>Goetia/Beast I (Fate/Grand Order)>Dlanor A. Knox (Umineko)>Susano'o Unit wielded by Hakumen (Blazblue)>Fan Jinron (Senshinkan)>Susano'o Unit wielded by Yuuki Terumi (Blazblue)
>>93475675Rohan Kishibe would die if his head was placed under an ambulance tire.Power levels.
>>93473953Is there any reason Touma can't just punch her with Imagine Breaker?
>Trying to read through some porn comics to make a jump for them.>The writing is so cringe that I just need to stop regularly.Love the subject matter, but I'm just too damned autistic to be able to engage with dirty talk without laughing or cringing.And don't worry, I'm making sure to do a little work on Cyberpunk whenever I work on my next lewd jump.
Finally started watching the next two Crisis movies. Wow, they really don't know how to write anything except depression and suffering-and I mean that the most depressing and suffering-filled parts are actually written decently. Characters have weird pauses in both conversation and motion. Superman isn't really allowed to refute the horrific state of the DC multiverse at an ideological level or given any time to bond with Kara about what a great place Earth is, it's a pure struggle for survival. The Monitor and his species' motivations boil down to "because I fucking said so, even if on some level I know I'm being a cunt", just like in Final Crisis. They put a sentient gorilla with the last boy on earth without explaining shit just to have an excuse for a fight scene. The only character who doesn't feel like he's going through the motions to think or do whatever the plot needs him to alone is Psycho Pirate the plot armoured sociopath, and both him and his actor are clearly having the time of their lives. Uh and to make it Jumpchain related, when I got to DC I forced Psycho Pirate to broadcast Taylor Swift songs in the Dark Multiverse 24/7. >>93475841>read through genre known for having minimal effort until fucking ensues>get minimal effortI don't even know what you were expecting. They can't even write an Azula gangbang right without devolving into Zucest because the audience wants Zucest with every fibre of their being, even though she's been wrung out and publically used by then. As for OC based comics, they start with terrible pun names and end with best girl not being fucked nearly enough. Unironically, write the fapfiction you want or prepare for disappointment. Not everyone is Salarta or Slutwriter.
>>93475584>spoilerMaybe.Should probably go back over that scene and include some other people. Maybe a guard to escort her out?
Is there a jump for Mashle?
>>93475864No, and frankly it's too mid to deserve one.
>>93475854The problem with DC movies can be tied directly to the successes of Batman's movies. See-executives and directors saw those successes, and the lesson they came away with wasn't "Depressing and struggling themes make for good Batman movies", they heard "depression and struggling themes make for good movies". And then they applied this to ALL DC MOVIES from then on. Batman's themes-of being a lone dark knight strugglling against ideological evil and being the peak of humanity fighting against a crushing tide of madness-were applied to literally every other DC character, with very few exceptions regardless of how fitting it would be for said character or even if it really fit the plot of the movies.
>>93475871If mid is disqualifying then like 90% of Jumps are invalid
>>93475841>>93475854Reading what you are saying about it make me want to not know about it.
>>93475875I get that, but I'd argue that problem was present in the comics long before Batman Begins. It was also the same basic idea for Infinite Crisis. "Depression and struggling good, optimism bad". Honestly at a certain point I think it says more about the creatives in both the comics and animation as well as film divisions that despite notionally having no connection to each other, none of them seem to know how to write anything except doom and degradation anymore.>>93475881Good. That is the correct response.
>>93475761Disgusting>dark/poison type unaware eternamax eternatus
>>93475854>>93475881I'm still making the jump, I'm just lamenting dredging through a little less than 3000 pages of cringe dialogue for setting details.
>>93475913What jump?
>>93475913Dear god, are you doing a single setting? I can't even think of one that's gone for that long. Or are you doing multiple swathes of brainrot like Manaworld, DevilHS' stuff and sleepygimp's stuff?
>>93475854>Superman isn't really allowed to refute the horrific state of the DC multiverseThat's good though.
>>93475927Nah. Degradation and suffering is cringe.
>>93475927It is, however, bad that this is now the third or fourth time I've seen Darkseid seemingly being given Superman's role as basically the centre of the DC multiverse.
>>93475919>>93475920Erenisch's comics universe. Figure that 1 through 38 each have a little of 50 pages each, while The Stevensons has a little over 900 pages at present.
>>93475936>ErenischWell, you could have chosen worse desu.
>>93475913>I'm just lamenting dredging through a little less than 3000 pages of cringe dialogue for setting detailsI mean, you made your nest into your tomb at this point.>>93475936>picPic related.>Erenisch's comics universeEh.
>>93475830That's why you need defensive hax too. If he had the yata mirror he could deflect the tire
>>93475864Sadly no.
>>93475406Anon please stop letting the Worm fondle your metaphysical essence.
Which xianxia is best for acquiring a psycho cannibal waifu? Don't say generic xianxia, that's a copout.
[Wood Elves, jump #184]Drawbacks: The Past Is Another Forest, Fading Leave of a Desolate Future, The Stains of Time, The Pre-Industrial Revolution, Literal Ecoterrorism, THE BEASTMEN COME (1600)Scenario: Twisted, Twilight Total WarKindred of the GladesElfin Grace (Free)Forest Stalker (Free)Wanderer of Mystic Groves (Free)White Hart (1000)Lileath's Favour (700)Hibernating Divinity: Kurnous (400)The Hunter's Carg (Free)A Fascinating Set of Quivers (350)Moonstone of the Hidden Ways (250)For the ForestX5 (0)-Morathi: Spellsinger, Elfin Grace (Free), Hear the Leaves (Free), Blessing of the Ancients (Free), Of Light and Darkness (500), Perfectly Balanced (300), All Shall Love Me, And Despair (0)-Maeve: Kindred of the Glades, Elfin Grace (Free), Forest Stalker (Free), Wanderer of Mystic Groves (Free), Hibernating Divinity: Anath Raema (0)-Malyssa: Kindred of the Glades, Elfin Grace (Free), Forest Stalker (Free), Wanderer of Mystic Groves (Free), Born to Bow and Saddle (500), Attendant of Kurnous/Isha (300), Hibernating Divinity: Drakira (0)-Lissilia: Kindred of the Glades, Elfin Grace (Free), Forest Stalker (Free), Wanderer of Mystic Groves (Free), Born to Bow and Saddle (500), Attendant of Kurnous/Isha (300), Hibernating Divinity: Mathlann (0)-Drusabeth: Kindred of the Glades, Elfin Grace (Free), Forest Stalker (Free), Wanderer of Mystic Groves (Free), Born to Bow and Saddle (500), Attendant of Kurnous/Isha (300), Hibernating Divinity: Morai-heg (0)Jet lag sucks.So normally I'd have the energy to write a story or something but right now my stomach still thinks it's in Switzerland and my head thinks we're still on the plane. The important thing is because we have a Cathay jump and it's my fault my 'tism wants to collect the elven pantheon shards like pokemon and finds the shapeshifter background redundant now even though Cathay has nothing to do with the elf saga. 1/2
>>93474637>>93474645Is this "Resurrective fanfiction" a thing all Warhammer gods can do?
>>93476188>pic>insult her>talk about commiting a little bit of trolling>insult you back>maxed ouf affectionProbably xianxia's sanest girl.
>>93476203>Jet lag sucks.My condolences. Go take a nap or something.
>>93476188I don't know that much about Xianxia to get into that. And I don't think that Xianxia even has that many waifu variety.
>>93476212Song Song is not sane by any measure. But definitely the most sane and reasonable xianxia waifu.
>>93476203More or less the same events happened as per the original build, except probs with even more fucking time travel. Something Aenarion was somehow there before wood elf civilisation was properly founded, got lost and tripped over a clump of Kurnuous energy something it's all Morathi's fault something I dunno I'll figure out the details when my body and the planet stop hurting me.something2/2>>93476215Nonono the one thing I CANNOT do right now is take a nap, it makes shit way worse TRUST me I gotta take the pain rn i the hope it'll make me tired enough to go to bed at the proper place and place and time
>>93476225Don't worry, I don't know who Lady Song Song is.
>>93476230>I gotta take the pain rn i the hope it'll make me tired enough to go to bed at the proper place and place and timeNta butI feel you. I feel you deeply.How many time did I do that song and dance? And also failed it.
>>93476230>the one thing I CANNOT do right now is take a napNaps are okay if they are short. Like 30 minutes or so.
>>93476254And then you don't wake up after 30 minutes or so.
>>93476205It's very unclear because AFAIK Asuryan is the only one who does it. He also gives the Phoenix Guard knowledge of the elven race's future (yeah they knew the End Times was happening and just fucking played along). Elsewhere there are other examples of the Old World gods having sway over life and death: Wood elves have a kind of reincarnation thing going on particularly in the case of Orion, there's a Nehekharan cursed by his gods into a The Mummy expy, it's assumed Ulric and the other human patrons are all chilling together on some divine plane (but were presumably offscreened by Chaos)But Asuryan is the only one, to my knowledge, that does the resurrection fanfiction thing. He is also like, supposedly super buff even by Warhammer god standards. Even though the explanation for where the elven pantheon came from is identical to the one for where the AoS gods came from (survivors of the previous version of reality, brought to godlike power) and the AoS gods should theoretically have more potential because in their reality magic is properly mixed up with reality instead of being separated like by forces like the Great Vortex (Ereth Khial at least was spinning around there before Nagash dragged her out in ET and she landed in Tyrion's squire). So you'd think they'd be better at resurrection.But NOPE, the Asuryan fanfics are just straight up no iffs or buts resurrections compared to Sigmar's shitty Stormcast project. In all fairness, Nagash does have a stranglehold on death in AoS but actually no that's bullshit because if even Morathi can trap souls beyond death and Teclis can invent some kind of enlightenment tier system the other gods should easily be able to. So actually no, Sigmar is still just an idiot with resurrection skill issues.
>>93476254The thing about a 30 minute nap is that while you're unconscious, it's very hard to stop it from turning into a 150 minute one unless you pre-plan it and set an alarm in my experience. And the thing about jet lag is that it make planning hurt
>>93476272The best part is when you keep sleeping while the alarm is going on.
>>93476294I know this all too well.
>>93476294Make the alarm be loud and put it on an out of reach place that forces you to get up of wherever you are sleeping. I have only kept sleeping when the alarm is within my reach.
>>93476368Oh dear, sweet precious boy.
>>93471162This was meant to link with >>93459426Also >>93471162#20 - A Song of Ice and Fire >Drawbacks: >Age: 22>Starting Location: The Free cities, 122 AC>Background options: Drop InPrince In Exile [900]Schemer [700]Shadowbinder [400]Pouch of Gold x4 [300]Land deed [200]Valyrian steel weapon [0] Heraldry and Words [Freebie]Jumper is going to play the Rasputin role in the Targaryen court. Also, I'm going to swap Murder Drones with a lower powered build, because I feel that I was taking the Absolute Solver thing too early and I would rather just have my Jumper evolve on his own into his own eldritch god-machine. >>93397498 #14 - The Culture - Bioscale>Drawbacks: >Age: 121>Starting Location: 1327 CE (the Idiran-Culture war’s outset), SHIP (with a capital “S”)>Background options: CONTACT, SENTIENT AI: DRONE [600]DRINKING UP THE SCENERY [Freebie]OLD ACQUANTIANCES [Freebie]THE SOCIAL ANIMAL [500]CULTURAL PREPARATION [300]CONTACTING [0]TERMINAL [Freebie]Companions Added: So, this is going to end up pretty similar in visuals as Murder Drones thanks to the Vampire Noble immortality and Kouu's Omnireceptacle, but without the full god thing that the Absolute Solver has.
>>93476264I'm looking at the wiki, and it doesn't say anywhere that it resurrects people.https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/The_Book_of_the_Phoenix_(ability)
>>93474970What's a Jurai?
>>93476444The primary space empire in Tenchi Muyo.
>>93476451No, that's a Jurian. Jurai is the Jurian home planet.
>>93476185I don’t like it being stuck in there after doing so much for my Empire. I’ll will free it. Gravity is Desire. Time is Sight. We have all the sight in the world to see it’s desire around us.
Would getting into BSDM instead of thr Catholic Church have fixed Kirei Kotomine?
>>93476577>BSDM>FixedKirei doesn't want consent. He wants to see people suffer, no consent at all. Unless by BSDM you mean him being a full sorcerer rapist (remember that he has magic circuits and got training from early on in his life), then I guess he would be happier, still a psycho, and probably he would get caught sooner. Maybe.
>>93476434>Warhammer Fantasy: Secondary WarNow see there's your problem, you were looking at the wrong wiki.>https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Belannaer_the_Wise#Wargear>The Verse of Rebirth: If Belannaer is ever killed, he will immediately burst into flames and return to life. This verse can only be used once per battle.>>93476577Are you joking? It would have made him worse, because his motive would have become "I want Angra Mainyu to tie everyone up and whip them to somehow vindicated my pathetic excuse of a worldview"
>>93476577Probably? Kirei was haunted by it before meeting Gilgamesh, and more or less wanted a cure.The worst if could do is nothing, or at least make his raging murder boner cum a bit and get a sort of post nut clarity.
>>93476577in all honesty I don't fucking buy Kirei being corrupted by Gilgamesh since his arguments are r/atheism tier and even the most basic theological education would let him effortlessly refute everything that twat says
WereWolf or wereCat? Which one do you think fits best a demon hunter type jumper? Pic unrelated
>>93476642Gen Urobuchi doesn't know anything about religion and he stubbornly refuses to learn anything. Seriously, it takes five seconds of research to learn Catholic priests are celibate and yet he keeps fucking writing them as having kids and families and yet remaining priests.
>>93476642This. Gilgamesh's arguments only sound impressive if you're 12 and have never had a serious ideological disagreement with another human being in your life. If anything the fact that he actually managed to convince Kirei isn't a selling point for his Charisma stat, especially with how many Servants actually manage to stand up to Gil and tell him to fuck off, it's a condemnation of the Church's hiring practices targetting sociopaths and career opportunists. Like the shota who's implied to be the current body of one of their corrupt but highly competent priests, the leader of the Burial Agency who has somehow browbeaten the other members into submission or fucking Kiara from the Tsukihime timeline. >>93476654If Urobuchi wanted to write an accurate Catholic priest struggling with his inner demons, he'd have just had Kirei fuck an alter boy. But to be fair, the real Catholic church doesn't have a special martial arts technique for piercing metal with thrown objects or a working relationship with ancient vampires either.
>>93476577Not meeting Gilgamesh and having him settle on simply being unhappy but following Christian morality is the best thing for him and everyone, as seen by him being just a normal magical priest in worlds where he doesn't meet Gilgamesh.>>93476642Gilgamesh has super-charisma, and Kirei actually ended up being corrupted by Angra's mud.
>>93476683>Kirei actually ended up being corrupted by Angra's mud.He literally stabbed Tokiomi in the back way before that, anon.
>>93476577If he got into the whole thing seriously and followed all the rules he'd definitely end up happier. Doms are in high demand so he'd have no problem finding someone to torture, he'd do it safely and without risk to anyone involved, and he'd not have Catholic guilt telling him that he's unworthy of existing.
>>93476700>If he got into the whole thing seriouslyWe've seen Kirei try to follow the Church's doctrine seriously, and look how that wound up.
>>93476693Yes, after the guy who has a Charisma skill that's basically mind-control convinced him to do it.
>>93476577Catholicism is just BDSM with extra steps.
>>93476704I mean, the Church doctrine led him to believe he didn't deserve to be happy at all and he still toughened it up and went along for multiple decades. I think if someone had let him release his impulses and find pleasure in a healthy way he'd just live his entire life without ever being a problem to anyone who didn't already want a problem.
>>93476721Kirei gets off ONLY by suffering, not by domination or control. He is the kind of psycho that cannot be redeemed.
>>93476737And there's people who get off on their own suffering, it's a match made in heaven.
>>93476672Shard, this is gonna sound like a very dumb question but I'm compelled to ask it out of autism regardless. Is Sword Logic anti-entropic? I mean, I know it's paracausal, that's fucking obvious. No, I mean-does one get more out of Sword Logic than they put into it? Assuming you're not constantly feeding ever-fattening Worms and losing your Sword Logic that way...Fuck it, let's go for an example. Let's say that, through the Ascension perk, I get the Sword Logic domain of [Farming]. So I'll grow in power the more I farm. So I farm a plot of land, and gain power-but after a time my farm's soil is depleted and can't be farmed again without outside resources to revitalize it (I know this can be avoided with careful farming practices like crop rotation and strategic farming but shhh it's an example). So I invest the Sword Logic I gained from the act of farming back into the farm, revitalizing the soil and hopefully empowering it so that my next cycle of farming generates more power than the previous. But does it? Do I actually get enough power from this act of farming to not just fully revitalize the soil, but also empower the farm/crops and make more power in the next cycle? Or does this act not generate enough power to fully revitalize the soil, and thus I'm at a net loss in this process?
Other than Earthbending and telekinesis (from wherever) what jumps have powers that are really useful for construction?
>>93476756Dark Cloud and Dark Cloud 2 both have magic that's incredibly useful for that, based on the game's town construction system
>>93476756Wood Release from Naruto.Especially if taken with Hobbycraft: Architecture.
>>93476756>>93476771It's called Georama
>>93476775>Hobbycraft: ArchitectureThere's better uses for such a skill...
>>93476744>Is the Sword Logic anti-entropic?It would be more accurate to say the Darkness as a whole is aentropic. The ideology of the Witness and the Winnower aside, the most direct example of this is Eris using Guardians as tithing tools surpassing every Hive God in history and then giving up the power with no ill consequences. This is based strictly on the Guardians' capacity to kill Xivu's forces, and at most also the Guardians' own killcount. They outdid the entire history of the Hive's killing sprees in a couple weeks at most because they were killing other Hive.>Hive God of FarmingYes, this actually should work. The primary limiter of the Hive isn't the Sword Logic in itself, it's the worms imbued in them eating said logic. Oryx realised this to an extent at least, it's why he murdered his own Worm God patron to gain communion with either the Darkness/Deep/Winnower or the Witness depending on what direction Bungie decides the Hive God family drama should go in (I know there are strong arguments it really was the Winnower but hear me out: The Witness was also described as the original master of the Taken, the Witness has shown the ability to talk to people through avatars that don't look like itself, and ALL the Witness would have to do to emulate the Winnower is just fake not being autistic for like 5 sentences' worth of time). Another example of this is that after going her whole existence not daring to lift a finger against Rhulk directly, the moment she got the Light as well as her worm extracted Savathun managed to seal Rhulk in his Pyramid AND disable the Upended. Though really, the best example of all is the fact that Oryx could resurrect entire Hive Gods through singular acts of war and cunning.
>>93475761>Everything with wonder guardWonder guard Arcanone with burn up
>>93476744This is a setting question, not a jump question. In other words, it's something you could pose to the thread and not the jumpmaker. It is quite selfish and entitled of you to expect a content creator for the community to constantly sacrifice their time to give you personal attention, especially when doing so is not remotely necessary to get an answer.
>>93476786*Arcanine
>>93475634You can just shove Huge Power on anything. Huge power just outright doubles a pokemon's attack stat.
>>93476740Subs are not really into what actually gives Kirei's pleasure. Kirei gets off in things like Kariya being mind-broken into strangling his crush. Or feeding orphans to Gilgamesh so they can suffer a slow death from months.He is closer to Gilles and Ryuunosuke than he is to someone getting up from a few slaps and some minutes of nipple clamps before it causes any actual damage.
>>93476785Thank you. I know it was autistic but the question had been tickling my brain and I couldn't quite settle it myself. Now I can get back to my previous Jumpchain activities of harnessing Sword Logic through the act of [Artifice] (my actual domain, I was just using Farming as an example) to Craft things harder and harder as well as truly terrible advantage of the power of Atelier-style alchemy loops.>and ALL the Witness would have to do to emulate the Winnower is just fake not being autistic for like 5 sentences' worth of timeCounterpoint: do you think the Witness is physically, mentally, spiritually, or paracausally capable of such a feat?
>>93476816I think it can at least manage 2 sentences, it was kinda chill when it was just posing as the Lone Wolf's doppelganger even if it just had to remind you that it wasn't your friend. Also it was nice to Lisbon in the lore.
>>93476820I'll be generous and say it could probably manage four whole sentences of hiding its autistic powerlevel, with plenty of prep and a genuine fondness for someone. Definitely not five though-at least, not all at once. Maybe if it was broken up over the course of years or decades. But definitely not all at once.
>>93476807Huge power shuckle
>>93476785Hypothetically, if you went for the Hive origin what would you choose to be the Hive God of for optimal Sword-Logic-maxxing?
>>93476911Going by canon? Vengeance if you're a human, Navigation if you're a Hive.
>>93476891Huge Power DOES keep affecting your Attack stat after a Power Trick, so it should work.It'd be the epitome of a glass cannon though
>>93475634It's not super broken or anything but I enjoy Sheer Force Slaking w/Life Orb. Slaking are really strong, with Truant being the trade off. Swap out Truant for something else and they're already good. Sheer force increases damage by 30% but removes secondary effects (like a move won't deal burn, for example). Life Orb increases damage by 30% but causes a 10% recoil self damage each move. Sheer Force considers this a secondary effect and stops the recoil.
>>93476919Are you back at Hong Kong?
>>93476713>>93476672Found the Protestants
>>93477174How many institutionalised coverups of little boy/girl rape have Protestants perpetuated, again?
>>93477174Calvinists are cool, I like Predestination.
Which jump give you perks that let you start before the main timeline. I wanna grind a bit before the main story start
>>93477188What happened at the Olympics?
>>93476654>Gen Urobuchi doesn't know anything about religionJust him?>>93476672To add to the pile, the real Catholic Church isn't swimming into copium that much either.
>>93477208Dionysus, from what I've heard.
>>93477200Ranma 1/2 is the only one I think of at the moment
>>93477148With what moves?
>>93476644Be a warehouse so you have a place to store all your equipment.
>>93477174what do you expect? Christianity is a safe edgy religion to attack. I mean how many pieces make fun of Buddhism?
>>93477174Pretty sure Shard is a fedora.
>>93477200Hellsing has a drawback that lets you start when Alucard was Girlcard
>>93477303I know there was this one anon here who had a real big sperg out about Buddhists once.
Do we have Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu jump?
>>93477231Rest, sleep talk, giga impact, and your choice of buff, elemental punch, or earthquake or something. Or throw out the rest-sleep talk combo for protect or counter or something if it feels too fragile or slow.
>>93477303Only recently Destiny gave the Witness a form that was goth Chakravartin, but the thing about making fun of Buddhism is that when you make the Buddha evil he comes across as kinda badass even as an antagonistI mean I dunno about everyone else but the Witness was way more interesting to me when it was losing it's shit and frothing with rage, than when it was still pretending to have everyone's best interests at heart.
>>93477362>giga impact>earthquakeThen you don't get the sheer force boost as they don't have secondary effects
>>93477303Many antagonists have an ideology of "life is suffering let me free you" wich could be interpreted as such.
>>93476780>>93476771>using reddit jumps.
>>93475406Based eldritch mommy enjoyer.
>>93477303They only attack Christianity because Christ is the truth
>>93477374>>93477362give it population bomb
>>93477485But could Christ beat Goku?
>>93477609Given how popular DBZ is in Mexico and South America, I'm sure I could find badly drawn fanart of Goku kneeling before Jesus.
>>93477208They became cringe
>>93477622Yeah but you could also find badly drawn fanart of Gohan winning, which we all know is patently not canon. What is CHADyama's stance on Goku vs Jesus?
>>93477597An Adamant sheer force lifeorb slaking with attack investment would do 32-41% damage to an defense invested eternamax eternatus or 34-39% to a mega sttelix if it hit 10 timesPretty strong
>>93477637>which we all know is patently not canonI'm going to get The Pope to say that Gohan is a winner.
>>93477306He's probably a chinese sōyjak, the dude reads modern marvel comics. Not even /co/ reads current marvel comics
>>93474937>Moving about Gem during daylight is something very few people will do willingly, but if you can resist the heat then doing so is a decent way to move from place to place in peace and quietIcicle Pendants are a useful thing.>But she isn’t Subdued Echo, the somewhat mousy woman who keeps perving on me when she thinks I’m not paying attention.Like most people, I’d imagine.>The woman might be a bitch, but she wished her luck trying to pull something like that on her dear old dad.With Messier’s Social stats, she probably doesn’t need luck.
>>93476919Hey Shard, elden ring question. Would the Dryleaf Artist perk also allow other weapon upgrades to be applied to your ability to throw hands, or just the local smithing?
>>93477622>find badly drawn fanartworse, most of it is AI at this point because the internet is ruined.
>>93477788That's a fanwank moment because I'll be honest, I'm not entirely sure how much of that is a game mechanic. As long as it's nothing overly crazier than what's in Elden Ring I don't see why not though? I assumed the dryleaf guys were using the upgrade materials like rubbing chalk for serious lifters, and just scrubbing the effects into their fists, which seems pretty transferable to anything else that's like "coating of damaging goo" but not like a Kamen Rider watch or something.
>>93477623They were always cringe
>>93477807It is 100% game mechanic.
>>93477807>That's a fanwank moment because I'll be honest, I'm not entirely sure how much of that is a game mechanic. 100% game mechanic, as far as I'm concerned. I don't believe for a second that the dryleaf guys do or need any smithing on their martial art, that's just silly. (And it's specifically the martial art, not the body/fists/feet themselves, since it doesn't transfer between Dryleaf Arts, Dane's Footwork, or normal useless unarmed punches.)I was assuming the perk made the game mechanic real.>As long as it's nothing overly crazier than what's in Elden Ring I don't see why not though? Neat, that'll be fun.
>>93477868>>93477946>since it doesn't transfer between Dryleaf Arts, Dane's Footwork, or normal useless unarmed punches.)Huh. Good point. Yeah like I said, I never thought about it too hard until now, really just wrote down what I remembered from the game.
Reminder that in Elden Ring, you were supposed to have an entire quest line involving a Silver Tear NPC. She would actually request permission to bond with your body and become a part of you as part of you both becoming the Lord of Night. The Mimic Tear summon was originally acquired from this quest line and is you literally summoning her from inside of your body, which is both why it's so busted, why she transforms into a copy of you, and why it costs HP instead of FP to summon. It was also supposed to be the main respec and redesign mechanic of the game. You'd absorb Larval Tears at graces and your Mimic Tear would reshape you from the inside out into a new form with radically different abilities. The whole addition of Rennala being the respec lady and the mirror in the Roundtable Hold remaking your appearance were last minute additions to account for the fact that this whole quest line got cut but they still needed all this stuff in the game.While the quest line was cut, all of this is still theoretically possible if you merge a Mimic Tear with another being.
>>93478021I don't play FOTMSoft gaymes, so I don't care.
>>93478021Why was it cut?
>>93478031Nobody really knows. There's still files in the game related to the whole quest line and all of its mechanics but it's not finished and large parts were removed. It's presumed to have been removed because of time constraints, design choices, or conflict with other content.There's a huge amount of cut content in Elden Ring. But probably the biggest ones were the Mimic Tear quest which would've focused on the Eternal Cities and added a Lord of Night ending and Kale's quest which was tied into the Frenzied Flame ending where he'd search for his lost people, find them underneath Leyndell, go mad with grief and pain, and beg you to become the Lord of Frenzied Flame to end his people's eternal damnation and suffering. That was pure kino and it sucks that it got cut. Kale quietly crying and whispering "May chaos take the world..." is a hell of a lot more compelling than Shabriri screeching autistically at some random grace in Mountaintops.
[Nobilis redux]Drawbacks: Time Before Time: The First Age, True Anon, Obviously Supernatural Being, Reckless Muse, Imperial CondescensionX3, A Bouquet of NettlesX3, Life, Actually (3600)Imperator, Heaven: Visage, Allegorical, Holy, Gardener (3100)-Creation, Consecration, Salvation, The First AgeInherent Superiority (Free)Feel Out The World (Free)Regalia Unbound (Free)Patience Like Eternity (Free)Joy To The World (2900)Pride Goeth Before Everything (2700)Bloody-Handed Menace (2500)Keystone of Creation (2200)Glory of the Garden (1900)Transcendent: Vastness, Deepness, Wanderer, Theft (1400)-Perseverance, The Absolute, Perfection, The Wishing HeartScholar of Perseverance (400)A Menagerie of Minions: Light-sherds, Dark-sherds (Free)A Little Slice of Heaven (or somewhere else): Eden (100)Entropy (or Attaris) the 2nd, Magister of Evil Yet To Come, Principle of A School Yet To Be Built, By The Grace of Heaven and the Light (Free)Let's Go, Everyone! X2 (Free)-Lilith: Excrucian, Excruciating Existence (Free), The Welkin-Law (Free), Marvellous Monologue Masterclass (Free), Friendly Neighbourhood Godslayer (Free), The Truth of Sacred Things (800), Baptism of Wicked Flame (500), SOMEWHERE, THERE IS THE SOUND OF DRUMS (0)--"Broken Strategist": Eide, Allegorical, Wounded, Sealed--Nobilis 1e Hell --Dying of ironic femme fatale cliches-Shekinah: Drop-In, Barely Phased Everyman (Free), Minion In The Making (Free), Master of the Mundane (Free), Parting the Veil (Free), Fortunate Son (800), The Face That Slew A Lord of Dark (500), Scholar of Perseverance (0), An Arbitrary Number of Silly Hats and Sassy Outfits (Free)Yep. This looks tidier and less over the top, even if it means I'll have to play the Imperator equivalent of a merge game with my daughterus as one by one, the various covenants with God that they and Lilith secured in Joseph and the Brothers makes them go End of Evangelion.
>>93478031Like anon said, FromSoft's creative process is a mystery. There was at one point supposed to be a questline where you had the option of siding with Malenia and Miquella, and bringing about some kind of Age of Plenty (you still have the option to fight Malenia out of nowhere). Other dialogue indicated that at one point Hoarah Loux and Goldmask were supposed to be the same character (?!), and he was going to be a mentor-type NPC that explained some stuff about how the world worked and hyped you up to go become Elden Lord but also hoped himself to reclaim Marika (it's not entirely clear how he thought/the game was going to make that work, just like in the base game it's not entirely clear how much Marika actually matters in all the Golden Order endings).>>93478105It's so odd that they kept the sad, sad song for the Frenzied Flame but instead of Kale as it's spokesperson we got Shabriri. Who kind of does a bad job at selling you on the Frenzied Flame as an act of despairing compassion instead of MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD for it's own sake.Well, Hyetta is it's literal spokesperson but you know what I mean.
I'm going to put a sleepy frog in charge of the lands between.
>>93478237It's A Pleasure To Serve
>>93478031It's a Mystery.>>93478105Don't forget the "Age of the Absolute">>93478207Tbf, it's implied that if not outright stated that Hyetta and Shabriri are just possessing people, unwillngly at that.Now wonder Shabriri want the world to end. He can't fucking die.
>>93478207Yeah, Shabriri is just not the right spokesperson and Hyetta doesn't have the knowledge or presence to really sell it. Because of the cuts the actual context of the Frenzied Flame loses all of its meaning. It becomes 2-dimensional evil instead of what it's supposed to be, which is the philosophical concept that existence under the Golden Order and the whole structure of the Lands Between is fundamentally eternal suffering and that by merging all things into the One Great you can basically bring about Instrumentality and and end all suffering while freeing everyone from the eternal cycle of existence. With Kale and the revelations of his peoples' fate serving to underline the fact that ending existence isn't necessarily evil but rather a cruel mercy. Which, agree or disagree, is a hell of a lot more compelling than "AW YEAH LET'S SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!"
>>93477450>Not knowing every jump on our drive
>>93478277When you think about it, the Marika's Golden Order is basically Gwyn's Age of Fire.And both characters are seemingly attached to it for rather petty but different reasons.Imagine if you could break the Age of Fire as easily as Marika did the Elden Ring... except she didn't really broke it, since the Elden Ring/Golden Order are still there.
Jumpers have lots of waifus. So tell us about one of your weddings.
>>93478027Kek
>>93478508Jumpers not allowed to have a waifu or wife. He does have someone writing to him he likes but she's in another universe.
>>93478308Jumps made by redditors are reddit jumps even if they got onto our drive, and we know that they were uploaded by a shitposter taking it off of a reddit drive.
>>93476644Cat. Werewolves have a stigma of being monsters themselves, but werecats don't have that. A werewolf would be a monster that hunts monsters, like a vampire that is a monster hunter, while a werecat is just a monster hunter with powers, like a monster hunter who happens to have psychic powers or magic.
>>93478542Jumper and his foxfu decided to get married, and in a seeming act of redemption and peace, invited the meddling detectives who had so often foiled their evil plans to the wedding. Naturally, this was, in fact, a trap, with the villainous couple trying to attach the detectives to the fireworks to both eliminate them and provide a romantic show. Bad news, the detectives escaped the death trap and foiled Jumper and his foxfu once again. Good news, the event was romantic enough that the two decided to have an actual wedding later, after they escaped justice once again and shouted out the usual 'Damn you, Detectives!' as they fled.The real wedding was very romantic, set in Jumper's latest evil space station with a great view of the Earth, and was attended by all of their evil minions.
>>93478542A jumper having a normal person they write to in another reality sounds like an interesting idea.
>>93478021>Cut contentSo why should I care?
>>93475838Alice is simply too strong and too warped by magic to be simply defeated by IB. According to Othinus she already surpassed how magic works in ToAru>>93477355Did the author even finished it? Last I remember is that he took like 2 years to get out a super shitty Volume where felis died and rein loses his power, then he never wrote another volume because he was busy with seraph of the end. Something similar happened to Apocalypse Alice>>93475445CRC never existed it was just some OC JVA made that got popular
>>93478772Because cut content and in-game files are canon obviously. Don't you know Elden Ring is a meta game like Doki doki or undertale?
>>93478793>too magical to be affected by anti-magic
>>93478207>FromSoft's creative process>Guy pitches original new story that's actually just Demon's Souls with different names for everything again>Everyone cheers and claps
>>93478811It has happened several times before. Hell, it happens in the very first volume. Imagine Breaker jobs a lot.This is a bit different in terms of scale, but not that much different in practice. Touma still punches her in the face.>>93478817Bravo Nolan
>>93478793>CRC never existed it was just some OC JVA made that got popularSo the Alice of the book probably.>>93478832>It has happened several times before. Hell, it happens in the very first volume. Imagine Breaker jobs a lot.Nta but could you remind me when? I don't remember it
>>93478755Thanks anon.
>>93478893>Nta but could you remind me when? I don't remember itNot a Toaru reader, but recently I watched a youtube clip where Touma tries using IB on a big black ball thing, it fails, and then he loses the arm. The dragons end up needing to save his ass.
>>93478817
What color is jumper's blood?
>>93478793>Did the author even finished it?Oh fuck. Good question, and yeah, I've heard the last volume was shitty.
>>93478893>So the Alice of the book probablyAlice Anotherbible is just Alice Liddell after being warped by the collective idea of Alice from Alice in Wonderland. Not only giving her powers as a transcend, but warping her mind and body.She's a normal human that was forced to become a previously fully fictional and nonexistent being.Other transcends are simply larping to imitate her state (using other characters) while empowered by the secret chiefs>Nta but could you remind me when? Sure>Loses to innocentius>Loses to Kaori>Can't fully destroy the seals on index>Can't undo the magic lobotomy >Struggles against index dragon breath >Loses to izzard's magic fortress
>>93478772Because it's fun;
>>93478960>Alice Anotherbible is just Alice Liddell after being warped by the collective idea of Alice from Alice in Wonderland. Not only giving her powers as a transcend, but warping her mind and body.>She's a normal human that was forced to become a previously fully fictional and nonexistent being.>Other transcends are simply larping to imitate her state (using other characters) while empowered by the secret chiefsSounds very familiar except for a few points.
>>93478960>PicWho is this character?
>>93478954White.
>>93478960>>93478990What's up with Japan and turning Alice into some crazy monster or demon or something? SMT made her a creepy murderous girl, too.
>>93479042Ah yes, white. Instead of black or red. White. Because swimming in sperm or milk is so much better than swimming in blood or tomato juice.
>>93479044Another good question.
>>93479044Juxtaposition between her perceived innocence and something either sexual or horrific>>93479020Ceres/Celes from Sevens/Seventh>>93478990It's a common thingAlso, because of the nature and origin of her powers she's slightly away from the magic system of toaru. Just like miracles,.it's magic that works outside/beyond the magic system
>>93478920Imagine what it’d be like to be a normal person who’s getting letters from a Xianxia jumper, or Exalted jumper, or Anime jumper.
>>93478960>Alice Anotherbible is just Alice Liddell after being warped by the collective idea of Alice from Alice in Wonderland. Not only giving her powers as a transcend, but warping her mind and body.Yes, my point is that the book, based on her, has a completely different pcharacter as protagonist, making her a bs inexistant character, like you said about CRC.Many of those had better explanations than "it's too magical", I don't really like when an ability is simply overpowered, like memetic Goku.Thank you for the answer anyway.
>>93479093>Exalted Timmy starts using cup boiled over.
>>93479097>bs inexistant character, like you said about CRC.No? Alice Anotherbible exists within the setting. It's Alice Liddell after being warped by the idea of Alice and it's something different from both.CRC does not. Never did. He was an oc from start to finish and people thinking it was real did not give JVA any power. JVA just roleplays as CRC to fuck with people cause he's mad his oc got more popular than him.He's not even a transcendIf you mean in the sense that Alice in wonderland and CRC are strong cause they basically memes and not real people then sure, but its not why the character in setting are so strong
>>93479141>picYou need to find another SD pic Ric.
What is the threshold of divinity you can have in Pathfinder before gods start getting pissy you are running around in the mortal world using your divine might to rip and tear evil?
>>93479157I have limited stuff in my phone
>>93476188Are there any other fun xianxia going on right now? Cultivation Nerd is great but my autism demands more.
>>93479158Mythic Path and Tier, since that when you are starting to become a legit God, so obviously the most bitchy gods are gonna look at you very closely.
>>93478698>waaaah, this jump that predates r/jumpchain is a reddit jump because I don't like it
>>93479180You need more power Vergil.>picThat's something too.
>>93478926>big black ball thingThat was Misaka.
>>93479180Hey Ric, got a question on Re-Spec from DxD. Are you reallocating your own stats with it or are you assigning the internal reserves of the sacred gear?Also how difficult would it be to gather enough energy to 'buy' things like the Devil magic system or Phenex immortality?
>>93479141What I'm saying is that all the events in the story are inexistant, in fact you yourself said she was fictional>She's a normal human that was forced to become a previously fully fictional and nonexistent being.>He's not even a transcendHe isn't a trascendent? Then I've misunderstood something, thanks for the information.
>>93479235Your ownAnd fanwank the second one>>93479227I could try a monster energy drink
>>93479275You will do no such thing mr stroke. Drink water.
>>93479275I tried some power ade, I was pleasantly surprised by the taste.Not by the effect, it doesn't do much to keep me awake.>picOooooooh.
>>93479313>Not by the effect, it doesn't do much to keep me awake.Powerade isn't meant to keep you awake
>>93479368I know I know, but I expected a bit of boost at least.
>>93479313Powerade is a sports drink, not an energy drink>>93479298Water is boring like vanilla ice cream or monogamous relationships in jumpchain
>>93479368Drink 5 5-Hour Energies and enter the forbidden 25th hour of the day.
>>93479386Sports drinks aren't meant to give energy. They're supposed to replace electrolytes and water
>>93479389Nta but if taste is the problem, try sirup and water.>>93479401>5-Hour EnergiesThe bottles look like fucking batteries.>>93479402>electrolytesI know about water, that's why I drank them, a little pleasure, but didn't knew about that.
>>93479421>I know about water, that's why I drank them, a little pleasure, but didn't knew about that.Its the whole reason Gatorade and its various derivitives were developed in the first place. When you work out and sweat a lot your body loses more than just water, its also expelling lots of salts and the like in your sweat and urine. So things like gatorade, powerade, posca, and switchel are made to both rehydrate yourself and also replace the loss of electrolytes your bopdy is now lacking. Coincidentally, that loss of electrolytes is also why your body craves salty food after doing lots of manual labor and work outside. Its to replace the salt you expelled in your sweat
>>93479389>Water is boring like vanilla ice cream or monogamous relationships in jumpchainHave you considered Switchel?
>>93479389>monogamous relationships in jumpchainVanilla monogamous relationships in jumpchain. Please Mister.
>>93479235>Also how difficult would it be to gather enough energy to 'buy' things like the Devil magic systemKind reminder that DxD has a ton of useless Devils attack during the Asia retrival arc. Honestly, a good portion of the Khaos Brigade is useless idiots, that only have their bloodline going for them, and Diodora. Re-spec does say you can absorb energy from the environment, or other idiots. So, when Diodora does his idiot plan, just tag along and confiscate all the abilities they have, its not like they are going to use them, with all them dead.
>>93479275>Your ownI am now confuse, the description hinted toward both but I'm not sure how the energy absorbed via the balance Breaker would be used prior to unlocking the subspecies in this case. >And fanwank the second oneFair enough.
>>93479389>Water is boring like vanilla ice cream or monogamous relationships in jumpchainIf ye're not going to drink water, and have the money for sports drinks and energy drinks, buy juice. Not tang, but fruit juice made from fruits. It at least pretends to be healthy if you drink more than one can a day.
>>93477711They are!Too bad I haven't made them yet as of that scene.True enough.To be clear, the dad referenced is YG's dad. A Sidereal who has held his job for... Probably something like a minimum of 100 years, and likely longer. Even with Messier's jacked up social stats, it's still not an even playing field. Plus, he has Angry Dad energy. Not that he actually cares about his daughters chastity, but faking it still gives bonuses.>>93475860Probably a good idea, yeah. Maybe pass some people in the hallway too.
>>93475257no it isn't, it's a form of political power
>>93479596>So, when Diodora does his idiot planA reminder that while Diodora is retarded, his ideals had some merit. A harem of nuns is based.
>>93479619Anon the thing at its base lets you mess with your energy/powers and stats That's its basic power>>93479638>healthy Life is too short for thatAny day your blood can clot and then you die.Better to live without regrets>>93479686Nuns he mindbroke himself. Issei was a real piece of shit to cockblock the dude.
>>93479691Dildo Asstearoff had good taste but I'm still going to turn him into a leather toilet seat cover.
Which version of Wonderland has the best Alice?
>>93479644>They are!>Too bad I haven't made them yet as of that scene.Also you’re not a Solar Half-Caste.>Plus, he has Angry Dad energy. Not that he actually cares about his daughters chastity, but faking it still gives bonuses.This is Have Great Sex Creation, I doubt a Sid could fake being concerned about sexuality.
>>93479714We all know the answers(?) to that question.
>>93479714Original. People who haven't read the actual books tend to imagine Alice as this cute cinnamon roll when in reality OG Alice was THE kusogaki.
>>93479691>Anon the thing at its base lets you mess with your energy/powers and statsRight I get that, it's just that reading made it sound like the Sacred Gear has a pool which you allocate to boosting certain stats previously. With the clarification that it actually reallocates our own stats around, like moving our speed to strength or magic power to durability, I'm now asking what the balance breaker does with the energy it steals >The regular Balance Breaker is an armband that allows the user to ‘steal’ energy and magic from the ambient and enemies, while permanently increasing its own.Prior to unlocking the sub species that lets us spend that energy on new abilities?Sorry if I was being obtuse.
>>93479756Thankfully, Noel is.Well, he still thinks that there’s a nonzero chance that I’ve been brainwashed into serving the death lords and am a weapon aimed at creation. In that scenario, there’s plenty to be concerned about. Which is silly, that’s not scheduled for another two jumps. YG never actually reported back from her questioning of Messier because she was busy wooing tho, so. ConcernTM.
>>93479789>KusogakiSounds like I need to give OG Alice some spankings
>>93479789Eh, she was well mannered, it's just that sometime metaphoricaly threw her hands in the hair she snarked about what happened in front of her.What a strange and original person Lewis was, to imagine this world just by talking to a little girl. How special Alice must have been.
>>93479808Wouldn't it be pretty obvious that that stolen energy would get used how you originally thought it would? It doesn't have any sort of energy reserve to start with so it only reallocates what you already have, but if you use the Balance Breaker to build up a reserve then you can use that to boost your stats too. Then the Subspecies also lets you spend that on new skills or traits.
>>93479873>hair*airI - am - starting - to - fall - asleep.
>>93479828>Thankfully, Noel is.>Noel: It’s warm outside during the day, but it’s not too bad.>Well, he still thinks that there’s a nonzero chance that I’ve been brainwashed into serving the death lords and am a weapon aimed at creation.>Exalted : The InfernalsThe Yozis aim you at Creation and miss.
>>93479851>>93479873The very first series of events that happen in Alice in Wonderland is Alice thinking her sister is basic as fuck for reading textbooks, roasting her for being boring, roaming off to chase down a rabbit because she thinks it's silly-looking, falling down a massive hole and then in the midst of falling gets bored, lounges in mid-air, and starts picking things off the shelves as she falls to bide her time until she hits the bottom.Like Alice didn't get "fed up" with Wonderland, she was snarky and smug from literally the beginning.
>>93479714I can't say who the best Alice is, but I can say who the worst Alice is.
>>93479894....Best kot though.
>>93479892Wife material.
>>93479808What >>93479875 said>>93479892Needs rape correction
>>93479875>>93479956Thanks!
>>93479956Nta but when you absorb energy with the balance breaker the victims are permanently weakened?
>>93479956I fear what would happen if you jumped Black Souls.
>>93479894I mean, she's not the worst. She's just traumatized as fuck after listening to her sister be violently raped, her house being burned down by the guy who did it to hide the evidence, which killed her entire family except for her, only to end up in an orphanage run by that very same guy who's become obsessed with brainwashing her into a literal prostitute so he can turn her into a surrogate sex slave due to her older sister rejecting his advances before he raped and murdered her.She actually gets better towards the end when she overcomes her trauma and murders his ass. Or maybe worse, considering the severe schizophrenic. But at least she's a lot more stable and not as weighed down by emotional baggage.
With this I've hit the halfway mark of my backlog.
>>93479892She sounds nice>>93479910but Ric said it best
>>93479989Can we use this to get a Rogal Dorn tank or Imperial Knight?
>>93477303I've never met a buddist or even remember ever having talked online to a person who claimed they were a buddist.
>>93480001No. The most you can do is aesthetically re-skin one of the things you can purchase into the jump to look like something out of one of the crossovers.
>>93480001There should be a TTRPG store you can find.
>>93480021Well damn, no reenacting the 40K DLC.
>>93479989If nothing else you have a talent for finding settings I've never even heard of before. Is your switching between MP and WP intentional or a typo?
>>93479983The ending was trippy as fuck.
>>93479979Prolly not permanently. Not even Vrtra fully stole shit.Lets say you adsorb a fuckton from Rias and become able to use PoD, but that doesn't mean she stops being able to use PoD or that her maximum output is reduced. At most her magic reserves got somewhat depleted and will be full again after resting.>>93479982We both know what it would happen. This board is too blue for me to say, however.>>93479968sex>>93479989Idk what this is but thanks for the jump.
>>93480045>We both know what it would happen.I don't think either of us do.
>>93479894PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PATGET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY
>>93479894Unfortunately spending a jump as a figment of a girl's imagination keeps me from going to this jump, despite it having a few cool things.
>>93479894Who?
>>93480034There's an option to personally take part in DLC missions. You just don't get to keep anything within.>>93480036>Is your switching between MP and WP intentional or a typo?Typo. Not sure how I missed that. Thanks.>>93471329Blue.
>>93480090Alice, duh
>>93480101>There's an option to personally take part in DLC missions. You just don't get to keep anything within.I suppose that works, though there remains no jump that lets you grab Rogal Dorn tanks. The Leman Russ is cool but you need more variety when it comes to armor.
>>93480057Wouldn't you like to find out?
>>93479883Something like that, yeah. I have no intention of doing anything along those lines even with the drawback that shoves my first age self into my head, she’s more interested in staying the hell away from Noel and Makoto than actually freeing the Yozi.
>>93480129Just get some the hard way or procure the template and build them.
>>93480134I know you won't be able to tame that Alice.
Alice HATE!
>>93480189You know.Her leotard remind me of Angela's from Trials of Mana.
>>93480147Is that a challenge?
>>93480230Play the game, jump into the rabbit hole, and find out if you will go>"Yeah">"I'mma waifu THAT one">"Without the ring">"and keep it around"
Is it powerwanking too much to ignore companion rules and just take as many people with me as I can fit in my pocket dimension?
>>93480247>rabbit holehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVRDUtJXCrQthis one?
Are there any downsides to edo tensei in naruto? Cause I was wondering if maybe summoning up minato and kushina would be bad for them long term. Hell make it an entire thing where the strongest ninja are made into guardians of the village when they die.
>>93480268Tell me if it was, would it really be bad?
>>93480268I personally never used the companion rules.I don't even have a pocket dimension most of the time.
>>93480268Eh its not to bad since you can buy entiee planets in some jumps. You do you.
>>93480268No
>>93480273Requires human sacrifice and weird stuff like sealing, people finding peace, and truth seeking balls can counter it. Otherwise no you can just spam that shit all day.
>>93480268Nah, you can do whatever you want. Companion limits aren't really that big of a deal because the real bullshit of companions comes from importing them repeatedly and that's only cost efficient for a small number. So having 1,000 companions isn't really going to make much of a difference to just having 8 uber companions.
>>93480272Ric, we're talking Black Souls.
>>93480268I strictly use my pocket dimension to retire old companions.
>>93480273Edo Tensei needs a living sacrifice for the summon. Beyond that, don't remember.
>>93480290I'm not even treating them as companions. The reason I'm thinking about this is because my current jumper is basically a waifu summoner, but I don't want to lose all of my summoning contracts every jump. I don't really do imports because I always just take perks that let me buff other people anyway up to my level
>>93480287To be fair truth seeking balls are pretty rare as a threat.Human sacrifice though, thats a problem. But there are plenty of people I wouldnt lose sleep over killing.
>>93480317Just grab your average bandit or missing nin. Nobody cares about those.
>>93480293Not sure if I want to get blacked tho
>>93480273nope, no weaknesses that arent there with living humans.Like the person can still be defeated by removing their soul or sealing them somewhere, but that would defeat any normal ninja as well.Beyond that you just bring back the person at pretty much original strength, but with an eternally young body with infinite chakra that can instantly regenerate any way wounds.Only problems we saw is that the Rinnegan cant activate the moon eye plan unless in a living person.
>>93480325You will do the blacking most (every) time.You'll get blacked in another, non sexual way.
>>93480273Arguably, they aren't considered alive, only reanimated, so there might be some bs about the soul of this.
I fucking love Edo Tensei.
>>93480297>>93480323>>93480333>>93480337Huh, well ok then I guess my only issue is learning it then thanks all.
>>93480335>You will do the blacking most (every) time.But I'm not black?
>>93480363The character you play as, is black. Literally.Literally literally black black.
>>93480373Salamanders black, Drow black, or Vantablack?
>>93480340Only because Naruto brainrot has blinded you to superior methods of resurrection in the chain.
Any good jumps to help solve a jumpers pre existing depression Jump 1?
>>93480273There are a few but they're mostly negligible. As other anons mentioned, you need human sacrifices to create them. But the actual quality of the sacrifices don't matter. Their actual purpose is to serve as an anchor for the soul in the impure world, not as an actual host. Their body disintegrates and reforms completely into the resurrected person alongside all their abilities with none of the original's. Beyond needing a sacrifice, the user of Edo Tensei can only exert control over those who are within a certain range of their own power. For example, Orochimaru could somewhat limit Tobirama but Hashirama moved and acted like he wasn't even being affected at all. In addition, there's a limit on the number that can be effectively controlled at once. But that's only if the summons are actively resisting the user's control and it's possible to shut off their independence and personalities to make them easier to control.Aside from these, there are effectively no downsides. Edo Tensei zombies will continue to exist forever unless destroyed, which is almost impossible without abilities able to extract or banish their souls. If you just summon someone and let them act independently without exerting control over them, there's no limit to how many you can potentially have. If you revived Minato and Kushina then they would simply exist forever unless destroyed. That said, it's entirely possible that Minato, having extensively studied the techniques of the Second Hokage, is aware of the methods he developed to cancel or break free from the Edo Tensei. So it's unlikely you could actually force him to do anything anyway, at least not without immediately wiping his personality the moment you revive him. In addition, Minato's soul is actually in the stomach of the Shinigami prior to his resurrection during the Fourth Shinobi World War. So you'd need to release him from it using the Uzumaki clan's sealing mask, which itself requires knowledge of their techniques.
>>93480135>Yozis: Destroy Creation and free us!>Quavinse’s Unwoven Coadjutor: WOOOOOOOO!>Quavinse’s Urge: PARTYYYYYYY!>Quavinse: BOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!>First Age Quavinse: Remember, stay away from the Solars.Surely the Ebon Dragon must have had a hand in this plan.
>>93480381Nta but it seems less like ressurection and more like advanced necromancy. Though that may just be semantics from me.
>>93480378Drow black.Now it could be just an artistic choice so that you can self insert, but the idea is just too funny, and appropriate.
>>93480383Bodymod of your choice. Otherwise, a comfy vacation jump like CATastrophe, Animal Crossing, or Nyanko Days might do the trick.
>>93480394If I wanted to self insert as a black man I'd just pretend I'm american.
>>93480407Yer a Brazilian Ricrod.
>>93480384To be fair though, I dont see many people objecting to a contract that says protect the village and you can otherwise live your life as you want.Its also really weird how basically any ninja other than those eaten by yama or a shinigami goes to the pure lands.
>>93480383Mighty Morphin Power Rangers got the Attitude perk.
>>93480383You do understand that psychiatrists exist in any modern jump, right?
>>93480383I feel like any jump with mind magic would be a good start
>>93480383Exalted - First Age, as a Solar.Alternatively, Charmed, DC Collab or Avengers vs X-Men with the reality warping powers.
>>93480454bit like saying physiotherapists exist in any modern jump to a crippled dude
>>93480480>Charmed>for mental illnessDO NOTThose women are fucking evil and ruin the lives of everyone they come into contact with. Including angels and demons, they actively make the life of people they have never met worse and rewritereality to suit their newest whims. They are supposed to be heroes but they are in fact a coven of bog hags masquerading as people.
>>93480407silence spaghet!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6sDxi0qiWY&ab_channel=FinlandDoesNotExist
>>93480418>>93480510>t.Seething africansGo back to your backwards countries, lady liberty doesn't want subhumans polluting the air any more.
>>93480508I've never watched Charmed or even read the jump, gimme a synopsis?
>>93480508They have a depressed reality warping immortal demon and he turns out fine!
>>93479714MGE.>but which mge alice?Yes.
>>93480340I find it boring, in terms of style and originality? 0 points, they are the same people with black eyes and made of paper mache. And looking cool is all that matters in a chain.
Which battle shonen characters would be fun to randomly drop in different shonen worlds?
>>93480534Three women learn they are prophesized witches, supposed to save the world using their powers for good to protect the innocent from demons but they cant use their powers for personal gain. Though they are "Modern Women" witch basically means massive bitches to everyone while always thinking they are in the right. One dies at one point and they find they have a secret sister to replace her who is half angel, one decides to marry a demon, one decides to marry an angel, they co stantly ruin the lives of people around them and even rewrite all reality at one point so they wont have to do their jobs of being witches.The angel gets consta tly shit on by these hags and they beat the demon down so much that he actively becomes the ruler and source of all evil because of them (though this doesnt stop the one witch from fucking him) also they make sure its pointed out how they are never wrong. Basically take the worst modern woman meme you know and give them magic powers and make it so the universe bends over backwards to make them always right. They are shrews. Evil sadistic shrews.
>>93480560They murder children because they are half demon while giving speeches about how everyone has a right to choose to be good or evil.
>>93480575Kenpachi.
>>93480575Polneraff
>>93480603Is this how people in the left and right views centrists?
>>93480615Not getting political. The women in charmed just make a super good example for why the salem witch trials would be a all around positive thing.
>>93480615No, it's how the boys in Supernatural viewed all other characters until they were told that their entire universe was a shitty sitcom God was deliberately pumping drama and bullshit into for his own entertainment.
>>93480575Kenjaku and Takaba
>>93480533Ric, you have to accept this part of yourself.
And people constantly bitch about how Kishimoto can't write women well
>>93480582Ok well how do you fix it if the universe has their back?
>>93480561Anon, no. I don't want to get horny>>93480651NOOOO THE WORLD CAN'T BECOME BRAZIL IT JUST CAN'T!!!
>>93480676nta but there's an anti plot armor perk in A Practical Guide To Evil in the series folder
Update on the collapse of Rooster Teeth: Death Battle's creators managed to obtain the rights to the show and have gone independent for the first time (they were originally under ScrewAttack before it got eaten up by RT). The kickstarter to fund the next season of DB started today and is already over 200% funded.
>>93480663The shit normies complain about in shonen in general annoy me.
>>93480661That and the Scooby Doo episode. Plus, although it kills me to say this: As shitty as the show is when it's not being self-aware, I have to admit when it IS poking fun at itself I have to begrudgingly respect how much hustle it puts into it. Apart from the fact they made an entire fucking season just to acknowledge the writing was beyond repair, the musical fanfiction episode actually has solid bops.Even if it does end with yet another poor pagan deity (the muse Calliope) being unceremoniously splattered into goo because someone jabbed her in the stomach with a stick and pagan deity weaknesses can be as random as "dies instantly to specific type of stick"And no, despite my best efforts I have not in fact beaten insomnia
>>93480663The problem with Naruto is the power levels not the characters
>>93480623Well I guess not necessarily a political thing, but more of a joke about how people who tries to play to both sides in any sort of argument are often villainized.
>>93480684Of all the things that could have been salvaged by RT I think Deathbattles is perhaps the one I least care about.
>>93480385She Who Lives In Her Name had a plan.Then Isidoros smelled something that spelled like him.
My favorite anime continues to deliver.Tell me about your Jumper's pets.
>>93480697Same, at least RWBY is entertaining in a train wreck sort of way.
>>93480679>NOOOO THE WORLD CAN'T BECOME BRAZIL IT JUST CAN'T!!!Correct, the world must instead become America. Only when everything has become part of America can the threat of illegal immigration be solved.
>>93480697What don't you love battles like Aaara vs Toph where the winner should be obvious but somehow loses? or another Goku vs superman where they use composite superman.
>>93480700Why is that dog so fat and why am I suspicious about it in general?
>>93480684Was already in my recs like 10 minutes ago for some reason. >full creative control of DB from the "unbiased research team" that brought you Tifa vs Yang and Toph vs Gaara Eh, at least hopefully people will stop treating them like some kind of authority on versus battles and accept it's literally commissioned fanfiction
>>93480696Well that's what politics is at its basic essence, which is why some people say everything is political. Any subject which is subject to debate, which are all subjects, will inevitably become political battlegrounds
>>93480728What people should understand is that all vsbattle is fanfic and no one can tell you that a character would absolutely win or lose.
>>93480727Random people keep feeding her treats purely because she walks up to them and lets them pet her.And you are right to be suspicious, because that's not a dog. That's a werewolf.
>>93480676You really kinda dont. So long as you avoid their part of the country you can more or less ignorr them most of the time, barring when they accidentally kill god and replace the entire governing body of heaven with ones boyfriend (and then bitch at him for not making enough time to give her foot massages) or the time when they erase the concept of good and evil and replace it with beaurocratic hellscape that dissapears anyone who steps out of line from reality. But those times kind of get retconned out by them using a spell to put things right again.Except the god thing, GOD himself doesnt really shpw up but the entire higher levels of heaven get killed off due to them. They do jot get into trouble for this.Oh also they become greek gods at one point and immediately let the power go to their heads andncorrupt them. Its not even a slow thing it happens like 2 minutes after they are given the powers.
>>93480744That is a hefty supply of dog tallow.
>>93480724Gotta love how they fed Korra to Storm as if more than 5 fucking seasons later everyone watching doesn't already know capeshit always gets scaled to high heaven.>Goku vs Superman...do you know what the funniest thing about composite Superman is? He's technically canon. As in, Death Metal made everything canon so everything that ever happened to Superman from shooting little supermen out of his fingies to yeeting Darkseid into the Source Wall to the Father Son Punch is somehow simultaneously canon. The nerds got their dream.Here's the thing. Superman is STILL being foiled by >energy siphoning robots>kryptonite>magic>kryptonite>a huge bug from the 6th Dimension>kryptonite and red sun radiation>Darkseid (no seriously they brought in 2 of him plus all their friends to whale on him and it was like Darkseid was standing in a light rain, between that and the movie whoever is left in charge of DC really loves their overgrown cragbaby)So like if, IF they wanted to do Goku vs Superman part 4 there is a legitimate basis now to point at everything Superman has done since Death Metal, use THAT as the CANONICAL Composite Superman...and then make an assessment on whether the guy who still can't reliably deal with Lex after all these years can take Goku in a fight or not.(And to be perfectly fair here, Goku would not do himself any favours by going all out from the start or ever using the Mafuba unless Superman actually turned Injustice)
>>93480696I have never seen a review of the show that doesnt point out how hypocritical and nasty the charmed women are. They are each the epitome of rich white self entitled bitch.
>>93480762She's a good doggo who knows several commands. Like sit, shake, and even beg!
>>93480762hello chink
>>93480742I agree to a point, to bring a analogy hydrogen bomb should logically beat coughing baby and if you think otherwise you're probably just dumb.
>>93480697This. That shit should have fucking stayed dead.
>>93480800Okay but what if the coughing baby is Hugo from Off?
>>93480764Shard, they outright gave Goku Xenoverse scaling which should put him squarely beyond anything Superman has CANONICALLY done without wanking the shit out of him or scaling him to the entire DC cosmology past and present, and Goku STILL lost. They are never giving him a win.The only thing that ever toppled the DC wank that poisoned the entire show was them admitting on their podcast that SCP 682 rapes a Doomsday scaled to everything they've scaled Superman to to death.
>>93480809>>93480844cope and seethe
>>93480831Hugo would be even more vulnerable to a hydrogen bomb given he's already on death's door.
>>93480853>t. Swan/CapeworldComics
>>93480857What if the hydrogen bomb had to blast through the entirety of the dimension that Hugo's existence had formed first-every single area-before it could harm Hugo?
>>93480874Then I guess it fails.
>>93480879Then in this one specific case, the coughing baby has triumphed over a hydrogen bomb.And I win the completely pointless internet argument.
>>93480800I'm usually ok with this, the problem is that when we are talking about xenoverse or DC it's impossible to say what is an hydrogen bomb, when you surpass a certain level it's only an arbitrary "I like this character more".
>>93480895I agree anon. However sometimes fans just wank characters and you get dumb shit like VSbattles universal dante.
>>93480728>Tifa vs YangThis one I can buy, she gets hurt by Scarlet outside of her mech.
>>93480895Gaara vs toph was fucking inexcusable though.
>>93480895>when you surpass a certain level it's only an arbitrary "I like this character more".Spacebattles-tier thinking. You compare what both sides have done objectively and what they have available in order to determine an outcome. This is something that even this general does despite criticizing battleboarding like it fucked their mother. You can determine Xenoverse vs DC by just...not going full retard and assuming DC gets to use everything it's ever had even the non-canon shit while the other side gets nothing. Same way you avoid a Gaara vs Toph situation.
>>93480895Eh for what it's worth, DC consistently treats a sun as a pretty impressive metric of power even for the big name capes.>>93480844Well there was that one time he pushed apart separate realities but that was a weird vibrational thingy not a brute strength thingy necessarily. The thing is, if they actually applied their standard equipment rules consistently then Superman wouldn't have to be a barefisted mook against Goku, he could bring in the robots or his Phantom Zone tech or something. But hey, the comics forget those too all the time.>SCP 682 rapes a DoomsdayOh boy. Nobody tell them the old man and the kitsune/gumiho made 682 shit his lizard panties, and that even though it was taken off the termination log at ONE POINT a mere shard of Tamamo-no-Mae's rock killed him longer than anything else. Tamamo solos Superman confirmed.>>93480905Anyway current FF7 is a mess because nobody will FUCKING explain how the hell Sephiroth's time janny controlling powers actually work or why the fuck Cloud bashing him in the face with a sword still matters.
>>93480989Shard, sword logic sword logic darkness sword logic darkness darkness Taken darkness darkness Ahamkara sword logic sword logic darkness Light darkness prismatic?
>>93480989Sephiroth is a time janny? How and why? Who would make a person that wants to destroy the world be in charge of protecting it?
>>93479774>still no jump
>>93481003Hunter class is still the only viable class.
>>93480989>Oh boy. Nobody tell them the old man and the kitsune/gumiho made 682 shit his lizard panties, and that even though it was taken off the termination log at ONE POINT a mere shard of Tamamo-no-Mae's rock killed him longer than anything else.They consistently ignore low-ends (and context) for every battle. IIRC the podcast episode had them go into detail regarding 6820, to whom those details wouldn't apply to begin with. It's like how they brought in Darkseid's true form to avoid acknowledging the fact that your average Darkseid avatar probably isn't surviving THE SNAP.
>>93481015Warlocks tho.
>>93481013>Who would make a person that wants to destroy the world be in charge of protecting it?He's not. The Planet in Remake/Rebirth has custodians called "Whispers" who enforce and protect the flow of causality across it and maintain temporsl logic between the timelines. Sephiroth (actually Jenova really) managed to hijack this system though and has turned several of the Whispers into his agents to force all realities to collapse into themselves, presumably so Sephiroth/Jenova can eat the collective Lifestresm to become God.
Fuck all of you VSbattler retards, the problem with scaling and battleboarding is always the same. You faggots never acknowledge anti-feats, it's always the most generous possible interpretation of everything all of the time with no consideration for context or counter examples
>>93481013Nono, he CONTROLS the Whispers, who are apparently the planet's autoimmune system as well as the Auditors of Reality-expies that govern fate and hate deviating from what they think the flow of causality i.e. the canon FF7 games should be. Despite that, in the next remake they're shown to be somehow subjugated by Sephiroth for his goal of apparently collapsing every reality into one because ??? >>93481025You will shoot your gun and you will be happy>>93481019Oh they don't have to worry too much on that front because once again like "composite Superman" the comics themselves are imploding faster than DB can misinterpret them, DC is currently doing everything in it's power to convince everyone even Darkseid avatars can tank anything below an Endless. >>93481041>to become GodSince they established the Lifestream is a local planetary phenomena despite apparently spanning all timelines on that planet, I'm gonna laff if the end of the remake is just Jenova grumbling this planet is bloody stubborn and just fucking off to eat an easier one (and become God)
>>93481050Based Gohanposter with all the Gohan anti-feats.
>>93481051>You will shoot your gun and you will be happyI will throw a million magical grenades and be a Super space wizard and I will be happy.
>>93480699The other Yozis were playing… well, I don’t know of any games where you play as the ancient evil that tempts people into serving you, but I’m sure they’re out there.Meanwhile, Isidoros was playing Serious Sam.
Goat wife!
>>93481050Both VSBW exaggerating shit and SB always jerking off "anti-feats" are bad. Both sides make actual discussion impossible.
>>93481051The Darkseid glazing has gotten ridiculous. Especially after his embarrassing showings during Dark Crisis.
>>93480766>>93480753Sounds they need r*pe correction
>>93480454Therapy is unironically for women
>>93481050Reminds me of one spacebattles discussion arguing Gilgamesh is lightspeed by poorly scaling between 2 different spin-offs where he doesn't even show up and when someone mentioned him getting cut by Shirou its because 'he is not serious'. Like not being serious gives you a brain tumor so you react to things slower.
>>93481091Does therapy actually help women? What's a healthy alternative to therapy for men?
So I'm guessing this is heavily up for fanwank but do you anons have any idea how taking transcendence of the sunlit crane in exalted modern age as a mortal/non exalt would manifest? How it'd look like. Stuff like that. Kinda want to do that for my current jumper when they hit there but still go Drop In. Would probably get even weirder if they end up do becoming a spirit later on.
>>93481108Workout and masturbation.
>>93481084You know what, I normally would argue that just because I normally think its fucking stupid but in this one case YES. IF THEM TURNING EVIL LITERALLY EVERY OTHER WEEK didnt make me hate them the way they treat their supposed friends and family would make me hate them. Just promise you will put a bullet in the head of them, at least two of them, at the very start. And dont let them get to their book. Those bitches magic works a lot off of potions and poems for their big spells but they can also apparently use haikus. They each have a set of spells they can just whip out too. I watched almost the entire series and all I can say is if gohanposter instead hated those 3 (4 if you count the sister who shows up after the first one dies) instead of gohan I would say he was 100% justified in his obsession.
>>93481114NTA, but I do one of those already
>>93481057They're just.NOT acknowledging what happened in Dark Crisis. Which is weird, because Batman trying to use his own old man sadness to take on Darkseid is absolutely something his early New 52 self (back when they weren't just wanking Batman, but specifically wanking him against Darkseid) would've tried to pull.Now? Now the writers want you to know even Batwank kneels to Darkseidwank.>>93481105For a second there I thought they were going to bring up Extra/CCC's Servant ending for him. How naive of me.>>93481112Personally, I kinda assume that a mortal with Transcendence just kinda explodes into being the Warp Devil-Tiger because mortals have smol puny souls. Like the Emperor would stop being physical and just be the Dark King if he ever went fully over to Chaos.
>>93481108Walking out into the mountains and becoming a hermit. Surviving off the land and potentially taking a female bear as your wife.
>>93481114>WorkoutGenuinely good for helping regulate moods and deal with depression, but not for a wide variety of other issues.>masturbationVery UNhealthy in the long run as it dulls your dopamine receptors and makes you more vulnerable to a wide variety of mental issues.Overall opinion: discarded. Therapy remains a useful tool of working through various mental issues.
>>93481108I try to address my self-loathing with religion and work getting the house in order. I do indeed feel like less of a depressed piece of shit by having a cleaner house and lightening my soul.
>>93481129Why is loki there?
>>93481129>Personally, I kinda assume that a mortal with Transcendence just kinda explodes into being the Warp Devil-Tiger because mortals have smol puny souls. Like the Emperor would stop being physical and just be the Dark King if he ever went fully over to ChaosThe warp devil tiger? Is that different from a normal devil tiger? If they explode that sounds... like it'll just kill you a bit. But if its just a change tell me about if if thats cool. I'm curious
>>93481153That's Magog, they just have similar hats.
I cannot comprehend why anyone even thinks about Marvel and DC anymoreNo one likes them, no one has liked western comics for the past decade, they're objectively bad and worse, they're old news that isn't changing. It's literally the same story and characters forever repackaged for propaganda purposes. How are there even people left to get mad over that? What's wrong with you that you're still wasting your life paying attention to it?
>>93481171I must commend their taste in headgear then.
>>93481108Being successful
>>93481165Nah you just became an idea. In Modern the Yozis never created the world by default, they're like...living glitches in reality that kinda oozed out of it when the Sun and his pals (and Auto and Gaia) created everything.There is, as usual, no guidance on what changes this has to their stats.>>93481177I can't comprehend why anyone even thinks about Naruto's plot anymore long after it's finished and the story has moved onto Boruto, but I choose not to judge and to assume there is at least some similarity between our unhealthy fixations.>>93481153It's Magog
>>93481133>Walking out into the mountains and becoming a hermit.Extremely unhleathy; humans are social creatures and prolongued isolation can lead to a wide variety of increasingly terrible psychosis.>Surviving off the landVery difficult and potentially unhleathy if done poorly, and generally rather stressful and can lead to complications in old age.>and potentially taking a female bear as your wife.Beastiality is exxtremely unhealthy and can lead to a wide variety of STDs, not even mentioning how dangerous fucking a bear is all on its own.Overall opinion: you're gonna die within 10 years if you try this.>>93481146>religion and work getting the house in orderFinding a strong belief system to invest oneself into can be very good for maintaining one's mindset, and both the work and reward of cleaning one's living place is known to have positive psychological benefits. However, this does nothing to address more deep-set psychological issues and religion has a very well known tendency to lead to extreme radicalization if taken too far.Overall opinion: still one of the healthier coping options, but definitely not a replacement for therapy.
What are some good armour sets you can get? was thinking of fun ways you can break the mortal hero gauntlet to go along with my imported keyblade.
>>93481194The power armor in the Vanquish jump is pretty good.
>>93481189>Nah you just became an idea. In Modern the Yozis never created the world by default, they're like...living glitches in reality that kinda oozed out of it when the Sun and his pals (and Auto and Gaia) created everything.>There is, as usual, no guidance on what changes this has to their stats.Ah alright thats workable then. Thanks shard. I'll treat that as becoming some kinda spirit maybe.
>>93481189>can't comprehend why anyone even thinks about Naruto's plot anymoreAre you saying that DC is on the same level as Naruto in terms of quality?
>>93481194>imageIs that Lords of Infinity? Do we have a jump for it?
>>93481191>Overall opinion: you're gonna die within 10 years if you try this.And?
>>93481194The class 13 power armor from forerunner saga is supposedly pretty good
>>93481216In the sense that I immediately dropped Naruto as a child out of sheer disgust and contempt at Naruto wanting affection from the village, and never thought about it again until Jumpchain brought to my attention the shark sword slut, just like I never paid attention to capeshit until Manyfist posted Grail and I started reading the New 52 out of morbid curiosity? And that the main reason I've continued to be interested in it is the theme-breaking element (Otsutsukis) all true fans of the series tell me have irreparably ruined the setting? Actually yeah definitely.
>>93481184>Being successfulMany highly successful individuals still suffer from a wide variety of issues, neurological divergences, and psychosis. Sociopathy and psychopathy are known to be particularly rampant at high level businesses, and the stress of these jobs has been known to cause extreme blood pressure, strokes, and other stress-related issues.Overall opinion: success doesn't wipe away the stress, and you still need therapy and vacation days.>>93481222Therapy doesn't kill you and leaves you overall healthier and more mentally stable. Your methods DO leave you far less mentally stable and likely kill you. As the goal is to be an effective and superior replacement for therapy, your methods are complete and utter failures.
>>93481194Kavacha and Kundala. that flat 90% reduction to everything that could harm you is super useful. you could probably take a swim in the wyld and be fine. Pair that with a few soak charms and it would probably take an exalted actually using attack charms to harm you.
What is worse: Chaos Corruption or Lovecraft madness inducing stuff?
>>93481239Fucking psychologist shill. Gert Postel proved that all you fags are completely full of shit.
>>93481237To be fair everyone who likes naruto seems to pick 1 or 2 characters that they latch on too rabidly because they really like them for some reason and most say the show was pretty solid in spite of some low patches. but basically nobody likes boruto as a series. Which is weird since its outselling one piece atm. Not total, op has been going for decades, but weekly sales are higher.
>>93481177To understand the setting to jump so I can enjoy what little I still loved before burning it all down. My time in DC collab will always end with me doing this turning against the forces of good after taking “The Multiversity” scenario & then ending it all with the “A Dark Refrain”. I can’t really say the same for Marvel. All I feel is apathy.
>>93481247Chaos Corruption. Lovecraft madness is easily dealt with by Not Being A Fucking Pussy. Chaos Corruption actively warps your body and mind with metaphysical energies that you can't easily purge.
>>93481237This is terminal shit taste
>>93481239That's not how I would describe success.
>>93481015Hunters are even the best at punching now. PUNCHING!
>>93481239Going for a jaunt in the woods alone legitimately solves most of my stress and mental issues. Maybe you would die out there but I could 100% see going full mountain goblin if I didnt have a family to support. Im not a survival expert but I know enough that so long as I took some tools with me and started in the summer I wouldnt die come winter.
>>93480679Give Zelenin a hug!
>>93481266>pick 1 or 2 charactesr that they latch on too rabidly>the show was pretty solid in spite of some low patches, but basically nobody likes (the serial escalated sequel) as a seriesIt's like I said. From my point of view, same level as DC. Although clearly they're doing something right because I don't think DC will EVER outsell One Piece.>>93481275If having shit taste means not getting invested in a series where unironically Orochimaru is given a slap on the wrist and by the author's fucking admission will inevitably achieve all his hopes and dreams, then yeah my taste is definitely shit.>>93481247Chaos corruption. And I'm not talking about how the gods compare-but EVEN if you assume all Lovecraft humans are weanies, people have seen Outer Gods without being manipulated into some kind of 12D keikaku that ends with greater daemon-equivalents being summoned.The thing about Lovecraft madness is that it's almost never actually intentional, it's just a big incomprehensible alien giving a monkey brain hyperdimensional vertigo
>>93481057Given Isidoros’s general tendency to not give a fuck about what he’s trampling underfoot, I would have gone with Burrito Bison personally.
>>93481266>Which is weird since its outselling one piece atm.Probably because 1) The people complaining about it outgrew Boruto's target demographic and 2) Hate watching/reading is a thing
>>93481237So...you think bad things are good because you genuinely hate non-retarded storytelling? I thought DC collab caused you pain, but you literally seem to only be interested in things that are actually terrible
>>93480684This is a bad thing.>>93480989It's not FF7, it's FF7 Remake. So it's fine. Ish.
>>93481286My vote for improving Titans is just to copy the Vanguard mechanics from ME3 and give that to them. They would instantly become the best class in the game if you were allowed to just dash right up to the Witness' stupid face and punch an explosion right between it's eyes for massive damage.
>>93481319Isnt the madness in lovecraft kind of a stress thing? You see shit you cant handle and it leads to seeing more shit you cant handle and you slowly but surely buckle under the stress?
>>93481266I do t care what anyone says, I know his plan was fucking dumb, I will never not think Madara was just the coolest guy.
>>93481319>If having shit taste means not getting invested in a series where unironically Orochimaru is given a slap on the wrist and by the author's fucking admission will inevitably achieve all his hopes and dreams, then yeah my taste is definitely shit.TBF there were multiple Orochimaru's by the end of Naruto and the one who's actually responsible for everything that happened fucking gets it super bad, the one who gets off is a clone with a different soul iirc? And the beneficiary of double jeopardy.
>>93481014That's a good thing you dingus.The series isn't finished, and even if it was finished, I'd be wary of a jump, with people being stupid over the lore.I'm honestly shocked that none of our jumpmakers goofed with their Soulsbornes jumps on that front.Well, except maybe Shard with that one perk about Godfrey, since it seems like Godrey just became big because they drank sap from the Erdtree maybe.
>>93481340>non-retarded storytelling>NarutoI have experienced immense pain from more settings than just DC and also various incidents in life and I cannot with certainty say it hasn't warped my taste with intense cynicism, but I would never call the series that had Kaguya chestbursting out of Madara non-retarded. That and the fact that I think it does a terrible job at arguing against the cycle of violence, because every time someone starts trying to rationalise Uchiha motivations in this thread I'm strongly compelled to murder them all from the start in my own chain.>including the box loli?I'm so sick of seeing people whitewash Uchihas I'm genuinely tempted to shred the box loli too out of spite. This is an actual case where I, the writer, am more violent and unhinged than my Jumper who would never hurt the box loli.>>93481366I don't care if it's a clone, because HE doesn't sure as hell doesn't care he's a clone, and double jeopardy is double bullshit in a setting where the Cloudniggers got away with everything too.>>93481355Monkey brain vertigo, yeah.
>>93481387Not Those Anons but Shard, while Naruto certainly has a lot of dumb shit, it's not anywhere close to DC's level of bad. You're legit off your rocker if you think that its even in the same league
>>93481387I am super tempted to just like, buy the uchiha clan in the jump. Or a branch of them. Just to have a chain of a roving band of uchiha being absolute menaces to every world they show up on. I would need to pay in to get obito and madara as companions too of course.
Reminder that the trick to dealing with Lovecraft madness is to just fucking roll with it. Horrors beyond your comprehension? Cool. Shifting shapes and colors man was never meant to see? Sick. Eldritch creatures from beyond the angles of time? Nice. Just roll with it.
>>93481387So this is what you think is good writing?
>>93480908I almost never watched vsbattle, wasn't referring to anything specific.>>93480923The problem is that xenoverse too is inconsistent, being a videogame, it's undefined what it means for demigra eating spacetime or how much does that help him get stronger, and is allaround still a factor of who you prefer and wich feats you think more "authentic".
>>93481409I made a jump for DC dude, I think it's clear I've been off my rocker but more seriously at the start at least I was just talking about what I'm interested in subjectively not their objective merits.Now that said: Defend Obito/Tobi. I double dog dare you.>>93481425Good? Did I ever say it was GOOD? No, I said it was THE SAME LEVEL.>That's bullsh-Otsutsukis. The end.>>93481421Remember to package all your lolis safely in boxes lest they wander off.
Does your Jumper love them self?
>>93481439>Remember to package all your lolis safely in boxes lest they wander off.Well of course, you need to bubble wrap the fragile stuff too.
>>93481423>"Rolling with" things like Italians and air conditioners
>>93481194>picThat little detail in the ankle/foot structure makes me wonder if Samus shouldn't have a similar system for her armor because of all of the features/upgrades that affect her jumps, similar to how her shoulders have a weirdly specific set to be out far enough for the Varia Suit's generators to sit partly over them.
>>93481441Absolutely
>>93481441Maybe a bit too much. I blame being both a fragment of nyarlathotep and a fragment of the christian God. Theres no shortage of self love there.
>>93481177they still do fun properties here and there, like most recently there is that animated superman show and the wolverine and deadpool movie which are both pretty fun.
>>93481423The thing with it is that your everything isn't supposed to roll with it. What part of "beyond our comprehension" don't you get?
>>93481014Nobody here wants to be responsible for the Shard spergery it would cause.
>>93481425Kino
>>93481467OOOOH TENTACLES AND NIGGERS AHHHH THE HORRORRRRRRRRRRRR
>>93481439Obito is a villain and he died. I don't need to defend him, you don't need to defend the Joker. They serve a function within the story as an antagonistic figure so a plot can happen, his motives were bad but frankly villains with good motives annoy me more than villains with bad motives.
>>93481467The part that's beyond my comprehension, obviously. I clearly don't get it, so I don't really care.
>>93481470I told him to play just to see if he would like itIt'd be fun to see him goes down the rabbithole, but it would be better if he enjoyed it.
>>93481475Anon you need to understand that the modern equivalent to Lovecraft's Cosmic Horror is actually just Blacked porn. Endless black cocks running a train on white women complete with all of the cuckoldry fetishization does in fact rot your mind and soul
>>93481366Since when?
>>93481467save me niggerman
>>93481247Chaos Corruption. Lovecraft madness is quite literally people just being exposed to the fact they're very, very small in the grand scheme of the universe. You can deal with it by not caring about that stuff that much. Chaos actively rapes your brain to make you do terrible things.
>>93481467Do you freak out and start crying when you look at a magic eye puzzle or realize you're color blind?
>>93481439Nta but the otsutsukis aren't half as bad as the average thing I see about DC IMHO.
>>93481247Lovecraft madness is like a fly repeatedly ramming into a window because it doesn't have the capacity to understand the concept of transparency.
>>93481475>>93481480>>93481505Your eyes, your senses, your everything, aren't supposed to compute them, so your brain start to crack, and then it crack completely. It's easy to understand, no? We are in tg yes?Or are you just retards or Timmies?
>>93481247Honestly the former but it's not by a lot. People forget you can literally just say "no" to chaos and its basically just fucked. Plenty of people encounter it and get over it. Guardsmen fight Chaos daily and don't have to be purged after.
>>93481423>live shard reaction when dealing with gods>>93481441They’re getting there
>Is...is that the hardest sudoku puzzle ever concieved?!?! I can't solve that, it's beyond my comprehension!! AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!
>>93481501A cat's complete and utter lack of concern for so much of reality is exactly why they're so resistant to brain-melting cosmic horror.
>>93481441As I've said before, the tentative end for my chain I have vaguely plotted has it so that when literally every threat in the multiverse is finally annihilated, when there is nothing left to contest my Jumper's authority in all possible worlds, he will eventually come to the conclusion that he himself is the last source of suffering in existence.His immediate reaction will be to try to destroy himself and use the energy to "upgrade" reality into a higher order state in which he has never existed. >>93481479>his motives were badYou misunderstand, I don't mean you need to defend his moral character, I'm criticising Obito for having bad motivations.>>93481423Unironically this, it's why the Dunwich Horror just died to one (1) magic spell once the locals got their shit together for once.>>93481519>not by a lotYeah I can agree with this qualifier. Rylanor.
Besides Shard's DC jump which DC jump can I decide to go to a different universe in? I just wanna go to one where all the characters, storys and fanon I like happens and all the shit I don't either doesn't or is done in a way that isn't shit.
>>93481527Unironically, if you are retarded enough, yes.
>>93481492Shard would hate it because of Leaf alone. You know this deep in your soul.
>>93481517I cant compute magenta either but it doesnt cause me to go insane. I just dont care.
>>93481529Nta but>You misunderstand, I don't mean you need to defend his moral character, I'm criticising Obito for having bad motivations.wouldn't the same argument be valid, he's a villain, he broke under a trauma and this shouldn't be defended more than the joker, who lacks a true motivation altogether.
>>93481529He got groomed by someone after experiencing trauma. What's the problem?
>>93481517Literally just stop giving so much of a shit about it. Yeah you're not supposed to compute or comprehend it. So stop trying. Punch it anyways. Or shoot it. You don't have to look at someone to shoot them; blindfire is a thing. Your mind can't comprehend its form. So? Optical illusions are also a thing and the mind is notoriously easy to fool. Just accept it as is and move on. Roll with it. Unironically.
>>93481479This comparison would only work if Batman said Joker is the coolest guy after he decided to work together with him.
>>93481529>I'm criticising Obito for having bad motivationsPeople have bad, nonsensical motivations, why the fuck does it matter? I seriously don't understand this criticism. His character is a bad person, his actions are irrational. That has no bearing on the quality of the story he's in, people always being rational and logical robots who do everything correctly with perfect knowledge and no emotions is actually much worse writing.
>>93481548It's not that you can't compute, it's your eyes that are fucked up. That's it. It doesn't kill you, it doesn't fry your brain, you just don't see colors the same way people do.>>93481558Please stop trying to sound smart an shut up.
>>93481527In the dnd game I used to run we used a homebrew spell called summon abyssal blobfish. If your wis save failed it did nothing but it your wis save passed you KNEW it did not belong and would be stunned if close to it.The damn barbarian loved it when that spell got used.
>>93481528https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cats_of_Ultharhttps://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/CatTechnically speaking, cats actually are low level cosmic horrors in the Lovecraftverse. They are also among the more friendly ones.>>93481512Oh yeah no DC has done way worse to itself than Naruto, I just find the trend similar enough to not be invested in Naruto at all because Naruto doesn't even have anything interesting for me. Period. Apart from the Otsutsukis to offset the writing issues and the repulsive themes like "you should forgive the Cloud Village NOW"Again, I've been talking about why I read X but not Y, not objective quality.
>>93481560He did in several runs though
>>93481545If only for DLC3 yeah, yeah he would.
>>93481567No not really, magenta as a color does not exist. But your eyes and brain fill in the color slot with what you call magenta.
>>93481266>pretty solid in spite of some low patchesI enjoyed Naruto, but fuck no it's not solid at all. Like maybe if you are only including shonens, but it's more like a solid foundation with a few solid pieces barely holding together duct taped with dirt.
>>93481567Do you literally breakdown and start crying whenever you encounter white noise IRL?
>>93481562>>93481554>>93481551Alright, alright yeah you guys have a point. Honestly I'm totally just biased because I've read too many people acting like Obito HAD a coherent motivation and that he was totally done dirty when from my point of view fuck Obito, he had nothing left to live for, and he was at no point in time the coolest guy, and did not deserve to be treated with the respect he was when he died.But yeah no that's fine, the testosterone and sleep deprivation is actually clouding my judgement in this case.
>>93481581>>93481587Playing dumb doesn't help your argument. If anything, it's killing it even more.
>>93481567Most stuff in lovecraft doesnt fry your brain either.
>>93481567Oh no, something whose true form I can't comprehend! However will I cope?!?!Learn to fucking roll with it, man.
>>93481590They would be right, if they didn't try to paint Obito later as more like a victim than an actual villain.
>>93481590>testosteroneShard is so manly, he... fuck, I can't think of a joke.
>>93481590I mean Naruto cares about Obito because he's Jesus and is literally incapable of being the asshole many fanfic writers want him to be. That's just a Naruto thing, as in his character and his personal values, many people within the setting do not let go of their grudges or whatever without basically being forced to by Naruto beating them up
>>93481597Im not sure how telling you a scientific fact is playing dumb.
>>93481597Please make a coherent argument instead of simply repeating your asinine opinion and insulting everyone calling you out on it.
>>93481529>he will eventually come to the conclusion that he himself is the last source of suffering in existence.>His immediate reaction will be to try to destroy himself and use the energy to "upgrade" reality into a higher order state in which he has never existed.Total Winnower Victory.
>>93481630>your asinine opinionHypocrite, my old friend.
>>93481534Personally thats hoe I wank the OG DC jump to be when I use it.The only real requirement it gives, is that there is gonna be one "world shattering event".
>>93481640Anon please just express a comprehensive viewpoint
>>93481584Eh it made more sense than the end (specifically the end) of Bleach, at least? Like what the hell, I tried reading that shit just to make sense of own build and while the fights were alright it was PRETTY clear Kubo was being rushed>>93481612Wait. I actually have a metaphor for how I feel about Obito. You know Killmonger? You know how the whole point of the first BP movie was that Killmonger was a violent little retard who never grew past the pain and trauma he was as a kid? You know how at the end that shit about "bury me with my slave ancestors" can and should be interpreted him as having a delusional messiah complex?THEN you know how people act like Killmonger dindu nuthin, and What If? made him hypercompetent enough to get hold of Infinity Gems, and Shuri sees HIM not T'challa after ingesting her artificial heart-shaped herb because apparently Killmonger "took care of business", and in general way too much moral agency is attributed to this fundamentally petty, violent, stupid little man?It's like that. Killmonger is the Obito of the MCU.>>93481615shard is so manly he is in constant pain because his body won't let him get some QUALITY FUCKING SLEEP today and yesterady even though I was actually fine for the first 2 days coming back from Switzerlandoh christ it's time to daylight things again>>93481619Well Naruto is stupid, and I have no respect for him as a character. Especially after siring Boruto.
>>93481534Personally thats how I wank the OG DC jump to be when I use it.The only real requirement it gives, is that there is gonna be one "world shattering event".
>>93480700Why the fuck do they have to say "furaido potato" every single time like it's normal to use their full Christian name in casual conversation? Why can't the fat bitch just say "furai?"
So which direction is the lady spinning?
>>93481642(me)Weird, 4chan isn't letting me delete this one.
>>93481663Clockwise but I can make her spin the other way if I try.
>>93481663Clockwise
>>93481644I did there >>93481517But you just ignore it with>"lol just ignore it"or>"lol I can't compute that color or noise"Ignoring the point completely. Proving that you are, in fact, either retarded or trolls.
>>93481663Counterclockwise, but if I look at her from the corner of my eye for a bit she starts spinning the other way.
>>93481050All I know about Vsbattling is that my friend found this when googling Snoopy for some reason and we still quote parts of it and burst out laughing to this day https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Snoopy
>>93481663...counterclockwise? Is this supposed to be a trick? You can use her reflection as a reference?.
>>93481682You try to say it doesnt count when people give you evidence then? Fuck off.
>>93481648That's a good one.Shard is so manly, it's killing him.Wait no, that sound terrible.>Well Naruto is stupidRemember when after Pain, you could feel he matured but then Kishimoto decided to destroy him in every single way possible so he can stay the same dumbass?He fucking hyperventilated.
>>93481694*clockwise, fuck
>>93481694Look at her from the corner of your eye. Let your eyes unfocus for a few seconds.
>>93481648Yeah the end of bleach was made when the author was sick, sales were dropping and it felt like the editorial staff was dragging Kubo's sick body to the finish line. Good thing is that the anime is improving some aspects.
>>93481695Hello again Hypocrite, or should I say, Hypocrite who can't read.
>>93481663My eyes say clockwise, but that's not reflected in her reflection on the bottom, so there's probably something weird that's up. Plus the phrasing of this question makes it feel like its meant to be a gotcha type deal.The more important aspect of the picture however is that I can see the outline of her nipples!
>>93481682>Ignoring the point completelyWhat point? Anon if you see something you don't understand it doesn't break your mind. That's a fact, there are things which you cannot process in real life, things you literally do not comprehend, and in failing to comprehend them your brain doesn't 'crack', it just doesn't process. You can't see a color so it's either invisible or a placeholder, you can't understand a math problem so it's just meaningless, you can't make out the order of some complex arrangement of shapes so it's random garbage to you. That's what it actually means to look at the incomprehensible, it just appears to be random chaos but when you look into TV static it doesn't make you crazy.
>>93481140How much masturbation is bad for you? I've run the gamut from 5 times a day down to once a week. I think twice a day was optimal for my mood and sexual health. More than that was indolent excess and less actually has a depressive effect in the long term.
>>93481692>peak human physiology>calling for Woodstock is summoning>this implies Lucy is also THE PEAK OF HUMANITY>magicI've heard enough, pit him against Superman.
>>93481716Why is he a hypocrite? You didn't produce any evidence or an argument. You just stated your opinion as fact
>>93481574I feel really similar, I genuinely enjoy seeing the otsutsuki and hate the cloud viscerally for what they pulled at the start.
>>93481140Aren't there some studies showing masturbation reduces the risk of colon cancer? I swear this isn't a shitpost.
>>93481423>colors man was never meant to see?I always thought this concept was actually pretty cool because you literally can't comprehend it.
>>93481716Bitch you are the one not reading. Or do you somehow think the fact that magenta does not exist should break a mind?For referance. Magenta doesn't exist because there is no wavelength of light for it in the visible spectrum. However, our brains create magenta when the short and long cones in our eyes detect signals from pure red and pure blue light at the same time.It is literally your brain making shit up because it has no referrance for something. It does not drive you insane.
>>93481722Nta, but once a week is probably the ideal amount, assuming you got shit going on in your life.
>>93481590I love seeing you here but maybe you sould try again to get some sleep, the light of the screen can give problems at resting.
I impregnate eldritch beings on my Jump Chain
>>93481738Isnt that just the same as brown. Or just invisible light spectrum? We know it exists but we cant usually see the invisible light spectrum, some animals can though iirc. Not sure why that would drive anyone mad.
I hope you're all having a good day.
>>93481719The "gotcha" is that it's an optical illusion. It's not actually spinning in either direction, but our brains are processing it so that it spins in one direction or another because we're used to patterns and see its shifting as being a rotation. You can actually trick yourself to see it spinning in either direction with a little effort.
>>93481765Eh its been ok. Im considering ending my current chain but am not sure what jump to use as my hopping off point. Its been a fun ride.
>>93481720>>93481733>>93481739>What point?Fuck off already. Jesus Christ, the whole point is that your body, soul your everything can't handle it.There's a difference between not being able to process a color and white noise, but still getting something out of it, and being in the presence of something that is slowly driving you mad both because it's ugly, stressful and because no, your entire everything isn't made to handle it at all and if you continue to try you'll die.If you can't get it in your smooth brain, you are fucking retarded.>>93481765I'm not. Talking to retards is most vexing.
>>93481761>Colors I can't see?! I'm going insane!!!!!>What do you mean objects fall at the same speed independent of weight?! I'm going insane!!!>So you're telling me that the universe is made of tiny particles stuck together like sand? I'm going to go INSANE!!!!!Lovecraft humans are a goldmine of comedy
>>93481779>If you can't get it in your smooth brainYou unironically survive. If you stop giving a shit about it, it stops fucking with you. Why do you think cats handle eldritch shit so easily in Lovecraft? They literally just don't give a shit. Stop. Giving. A. Shit. Roll with it, and it's not an issue.
>>93481779You seem to be the retard here. The argument is that it wouldnt drive you mad if you didnt obsess over it and you were given evidence to prove that you can in fact survive just fine with shit you cannot comprehend. You are just too much of a pissbaby to admit to being wrong and got assblasted by a damn color.
>>93481746I've mained once a week for the past 3 years and I end up gooning for hours. I went back to twice a day for the past few days and I'm done in like 45 minutes.
>>93481789>T-two cats instead of one! And by Jove, a strange creature drawn in the exotic style of the Orient!>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M GOING INSAAAAANE I'M CONVOOOOOOOOLSING
>>93481779>ugly, stressful and because no, your entire everything isn't made to handle it at all and if you continue to try you'll dieAnon that's not how human biology works. If you cannot process something, it just doesn't process, there is no magical forced information transfer or whatever you seem to be imagining. When you look into the unknowable abyss, it will just looks like a splotch of darkness to you and you won't get anything more out of it.
>>93481789>>What do you mean objects fall at the same speed independent of weight?!No they don't. Drop a bowling ball and a feather and see which hits the ground first.
>>93481769>its not actually spinningSo what is it doing? just moving side to side and up and own really fast?
>>93481779Reminder: this color does not exist. You cannot comprehend its true form. No matter how long you stare at it, your eyes will never grasp its true hue and your mind will only ever see a shadow of what it actually is.
>>93481789Air conditioning made one guy go insane. Seriously the stop giving a fuck method works right up until something eats you or reaches out and personally fucks you up.
>>93481796>Why do you think cats handle eldritch shit so easily in LovecraftNTA but cats /are/ eldritch in the Lovecraft Mythos
>>93481796>>93481802>>93481811>>93481817Fucking retards.>>93481827Don't bother, they don't want to.
>>93481819>right up until something eats you or reaches out and personally fucks you up.That's why you need a gun and a few magic spells to fuck 'em up.
>>93481827Which means people shpuld be going mad by messing with them. Though they dont, because people dont care that much if a cat does something weird. It just doesnt tip the radar.
>>93481757Overtime is finally over, but for some reason I can’t find myself calming down enough to work on my chain or jump. Hate this feeling, but I could be worse.
>>93481815Basically. It's literally just a flat drawing. You're seeing depth and rotation where there is none because the human brain is very good at tracing patterns.
>>93481779>There's a difference between not being able to process a color and white noise, but still getting something out of it, and being in the presence of something that is slowly driving you mad both because it's ugly, stressful and because no, your entire everything isn't made to handle it at all and if you continue to try you'll die.There really isn't a difference though. If you see something really ugly, that's not incomprehensible, if you see something really stressful it's not incomprehensible. You're not talking about something beyond comprehension, you're talking about fucking Hellraiser Demons or some shit, very much within comprehension, because that's why it hurts you to see, because you understand what you're looking at and don't like it.
>>93481830Anon when everyone is calling you an idiot maybe its time to stop sticking crayons up your nose. This is that time. You are just wrong.
>>93481777Hmm. Choosing an end point is always difficult. My default is usually using Kamen Rider: Decade when I want to do a good ending. It offers a nice way to recap your Chain by making you go through "episodes" based off what happened in each world. You don't necessarily have to know much about Kamen Rider to make that work. Or there's the Quiet Ending. Where you pick something like The Savior's Book Cafe in Another World, find something you enjoy doing (blacksmithing or some kind of similar crafting for me), and retire. I'm glad your day have been okay. >>93481779Might I suggest taking a break and relaxing for a bit? Everyone is going to have a different point of view and getting angry about it isn't going to convince anyone. How about some wood turning? I always like those videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4pSNTsmCyQ
What's the best Hell to take over if I want to bully demons?
>>93481848Exactly, you have a concept to work with. If you cant conceptualize something you just dont have anything to go on.
>>93481819No air conditioning is what will really make you go insane.
>>93481831Nah Lovecraft monsters need just the gun. Even Cthulhu was defeated by some rich motherfucker running him over with his yacht.
>>93481855Do you want to bully them for a specific reason and what kind of demons? Cause demons of astlan demons were mostly all humans once or at least some manner of sapient, hell is literally endless, and they could really use a few more "kingdoms" down there to counter asmodeus and lilith.
>>93481757Same. And enthusiastically.
If someone put a 4dimensional object in front of you and started lecturing you about strange non-Euclidian physics, you wouldn't go insane, you'd just feel stupid because it would just look like a 3d object and you'd fail to get anything out of the lecture.
>>93481831Guns are very powerful all by themself.>>93481861I live in the American south, I 100% agree.
>>93481855My vote's for Disgaea. There's lots of very bulliable demons in there. And Prinnies are literally made with punishment in mind. Plus there's an Item World you can make people dive into endlessly if you want to bully them with nonsense battlefields.
>>93481861After this summer?Fuckin agreed.
>>93481871God I love that goat.And the octopus.And the theatre geek.And the cat.
>>93481819Did anyone actually go insane in the air conditioning story?I thought it went something like, 'holy shit, my neighbor is a literal zombie that starts to rot if he's not in sub-zero temperatures, and then his AC broke and he melted. That's pretty fucked up, damn'.
>>93481855All of them
>>93481855Personally I'd say take over the Netherrealm from Mortal Kombat after beating the fuck out of Shinnok and locking him back away into his cuck-amulet
>>93481895You know its been so long you could be right.
I'm so much more intelligent than any of you. I know that if I looked at a Flying Polyp I'd bleed out of my eyes from how afraid I'd be, and it would literally scramble my brain and make my heart explode if I were to hear a Shoggoth say Tekeli-li. God I'm so smart.
reminder that in the lovecraftverse the going insane from seeing some eldritch being thing is literally just people being wusses with minds that were already weak in the first place.
>>93481880>tfw still no Disgaea 3 jump so you can actually be a school bully
>>93481874>4dimensional objectNigga everything is 4th dimensional. The only thing capable of moving freely in it is a time machine.
>>93481883The goat's mine. You can have the cat.
>>93481855Little nicky
>>93481908>ShoggothWould
>>93481912But aunty nyan nyan has a very large mean streak and is sadistic as a normal cat.Eh ok I will take the cat.
Do magic shows exist in the Cthulhu-verse?
>>93481908Man it's good to be dumb so I could just shoot down a flying polyp with my hunting rifle no problem, and toss a few grenades at a shoggoth to blow it the fuck up without giving any thought to why it was chanting tekeli-li. Smooth brain life is the best.
>>93481529>battler will ultimately delete himselfI'm honestly kind of surprised, given what I've seen of his character. I figured he'd be more>What use is a perfect universe if Victor von Doom is not there to rule it?given his 'ultimate lord of cosmic tyrrany' schtick. Fuck, I expect that he's already put Doom in charge there, given that it's been explicitly stated that that results in the best timelines.
lovecraftcels be seething over retardchads.
>>93481910You should go ahead and make it.
>>93481928No because everyone promptly goes insane whenever a magician pulls off some basic illusions and slight of hand.
>>93481871That would legitimately be a jump where I spend all my cp on companions. Or the end jump goal. Its also a place where a bog standard human can actually fuck with full on lovecraft gods if they know what to do. Poor goat was tortured for hundreds of cycles of reality.
>>93481909Reminder that the idea of going insane just from looking at a monster originates from a Call of Cthulhu RPG game mechanic. In Lovecraft's actual stories, people only go insane because they realize how insignificant and pointless humanity's actions are or only appear to go insane because their knowledge about the secrets of reality makes their actions seem nonsensical to normal people.
>>93481938>Its also a place where a bog standard human can actually fuck full on lovecraft gods if they know what to doFixed that for you.
>>93481928Yes! Nyarlathotep has a show in some stories.But it does make people go mad. Same with plays like the king in yellow.
>>93481936>"Behold I can fly!!">Just stands on tip toes>Crowd goes literally insane.
Best jump to become an adorable autistic savant genius?
>>93481945You are correct, sorry I must have mistyped a bit there. Forgive me my error.
>>93481955Lovecraft.
>>93481935I never played the game sadly, i just seen some scattered cutscenes and the absolute earworm of an OP. Hell, I never even finished Disgaea 2 and I might never since I've lost my PSP a long while ago.The only games in this franchise I've actually finished were Disgaea 1 and Phantom Brave.If I ever Jump to PB the first thing I'm going to do is give Marona a hug. She needs one badly
>>93481955Infinite stratos
>>93481955Out of cruel space. You dont HAVE to be autistic, but most the human adepts are, you can also be made into a shota as one of the mcs is, and literally hundreds of women will want to mother you or marry you if you are male.
>>93481969I want bimbo equation waifus.
>>93481931Anon, Shoggoths don't drive you mad, they rip off your head. Grenades and being dumb ain't going to do anything to them>>93481908Anon, A shoggoth saying Tekeli-li won't explode your heart. A shoggoth is a PHYSICAL beast, it will just straight up crush youI can't post my Shoggoth images
>>93481944I thought it went back to at least Medusa in Greek mythology. She and her sisters were so hideous/horrifying that people drop dead from looking at them, which is conceptually very similar to being driven mad by by the sight of eldritch horror.
>>93481975>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5814761Just post links to the images.
>>93481975>spoilerlurk moar
>>93481910You need to be the one to make it, or else it will never be made, or worse, one of those faggots from the other "communities" will make it.
>>93481194Get a Warframe.
>>93481975So you're saying I'd need a LOT of grenades to take down a Shoggoth?
>>93481972They do exist in setting called the gravia, they talk like bimbos and can look like anything from 8 bit art to so perfect it kind of hurts your eyes due to polygons shifting.The kicker is they are actually super fucking smart in a number crunching and calculations kind of way because they are made of math.I was gonna post an epub of the story but cant. Shame.
>>93481965I understand. I only finished one and most of two myself. >Phantom BraveThat will always be one of my favorite games from that era because you could pick up a tree and gain the attack Arbor Day. I loved going around and picking up random things to see if I could find new special attacks like that. I vaguely remember I had one character maining a tree for a good chunk of the story. >spoilerThat girl needs all the hugs. So many.
>>93481986Oh no anon, whiles I don't mind MGE's Shoggoth or other Monster Girl Variants, I rather true shoggoths.>>93481988I think you misunderstood me my dear anon, I was talking about reaching the image limit>>93481995I don't think grenades are going to do much if anything anon,
Be a KULT human in Lovecraft so you just get horny instead of going insane.
>>93482001What about artillery?
>>93481911NTA but isn't it the reverse? A 4th dimensional object would experience time as just another dimension, like how we experience space.
>>93482005I honestly would feel bad for the shoggoths. They dont deserve that.Man I want to try kult as a game because I actually bought the book for it but it feels creepy to suggest it in a game group.
>>93482017But what about the time crystals? And observable spatial ripples due to gravity scientists have observed?
>>93482019Just remember that, despite the thread focusing on it, Awakening is something that'll happen at the very end of a game if it happens at all.Like, if your character Awakens and the game is still going you're probably going to need to roll up a new one.
Reminder: a bullet is for addressing a specific person. That's why you carve a name onto it.A grenade is "to whom it may concern".Artillery is "Dear grid coordinates".
>>93482043Exterminatus is "To whom it may concern".
>>93482005I went wild thing in KULT.>>93482016Still no anon, you need something that can kill it at the molecular level anon
>>93482042Yeah but the whole game seems kinda offputting either way. Not as bad as some whitewolf titles but still weird.
>>93482050No, that's a grenade. Exterminatus is "@everyone".
>>93482043What about a bunch of hamsters with knives taped to their backs?
>>93481992>>93481992Warframe's are armour? I thought they were like robots or something with how they can get pregnant.
>>93482062That is, by very technical definition, a warcrime.
>>93482057Shit. I crossed a brain wire. I was supposed to say "Dear resident". This heat is murder.
>>93482050Exterminatus: To whom so ever finds this missive, Fuck you. Regards.-Anon
>>93482043Speak softly and carry a big stick.A penny saved is a penny earned.You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.And other cliches that are on topic and relevant for our Jumpchain General thread.
>>93482066They're living armors that can also get pregnant. Warframe is silly.
>>93482066The jump turns them into armors you can wear post jump.
>>93482066Warframes are people infected by a disease and turned into puppet bodies for demon children.
>>93481965There are let's plays, and emulators, but if you want to genuinely play them, then yeah, its a pain.
>>93481999Actually I lied. I've played three games. I keep forgetting GrimGrimoire is part of the same extended universe as the other NIS games.Wait, do we have a GrimGrimoire jump?
>>93482074>Speak softly and carry a big stick.Genuinely informs the actions of some of my Jumpers. I don't like to have them go around causing a lot of trouble, but that doesn't stop them from being hilariously powerful and demonstrating that they do in fact have the capacity to swing a very, very, very big stick if needed.
>>93481977Almost enough justification to make a gorgon waifu for my brain eater jumper. It's between that or vampire.
No but really though, my counterpoint to Shard's argument that DC and Naruto are on the same level is All-Star Batman and Robin, written by Frank Miller.
>>93482074Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit? Anywhere it wants to.Jumpers are very often 800 pound gorillas, metaphorically speaking.
>>93482105My counterpoint to your counterpoint is to reasonably point out that Shard is probably knocked the fuck out at this point.
>>93482105Why is there a shark man in naruto? He was a shark before he got the shark sword. Are there more shark men? Is there an entire hidden village of fish people?
>>93482122>Are there more shark men?his father, apparently, before he killed him for treason.>Is there an entire hidden village of fish people?They seem to have been members of the Mist. And since we don't see anymore I assume they all died in the Bloodline Purges
>>93482122The h>>93482113oshigaki clan.
>>93482122Is Kisame the sharkboy really that much weirder than the Aburame clan of walking insect hives?
>>93482122Reminder that Naruto was originallyu going to just straight up be a fox and the hokage was literally a monkey.
>>93482141Fair enough. I would never be comfortable around the aburame.
>>93482122Anon have you SEEN All-Star Batman and Robin? This shit is so terrible that it makes modern comics look based.
>>93482149>>93482122>There is a timeline where Furry Naruto was published and became popular, ushuring a new generation of furries shonenfags
There's this one terrible fantasy manga about a mage who got essentially a video game strategy guide for his world. It contained everything from lore and weaknesses of specific enemies to the exact location of powerful weapons and spells. Are there any jumps that offers something like that, or the means to make something like that myself that updates for every world?
>>93482168Yes, several.No I can't remember which ones off the top of my head.
>>93482091Only SB
>>93482168Not quite as powerful, but Parallel Bleed iirc from Haruhi Suzumiya could work. I might be getting the name of the perk wrong, but its in the Slider background
>>93482168Not exactly what you want but the Universal Canon from Lone Wolf comes to mind.I also remember writing a perk about having read the game guide in one of his Zelda jumps. Don't remember which one though.
>>93482168I'm like 90% sure there's something like that in 7th Stand User.
>>93482175>Only SBSo its open then.Who knows, maybe I can take a swing at it if I finish the jump I'm currently working on
Was hoping this thread was going to end way sooner so I could repost, but oh well. Any feedback for >>93479989?
>>93482189If you fall asleep before the next thread I'll repost it for you.
>>93482168I've seen different ones, though I don't remember them because I don't like those types of items. Closest i can give you is generic erotic horror, one of the slayer items is a book on monster lore, habits, and weakness that updates in every jump.
>>93482190It's only 7 right now where I am, but if it takes that long for the thread to die I'd appreciate it.
>>93482194It shouldn't take that long, we've only got three threads ahead of us. But /jc/ has been known to hang on for hours even this late on the board.
>>93482168Generic Isekai has a perk that gives you that kind of knowledge.
>>93482168Name?
>>93482066They're biotechnological super soldiers crafted by infecting humans with a mutagenic techno-organic plague that reshapes them into horrific killing machines. Then they're possessed by the child Daemon Prince children to further empower them with supernatural reality-warping Void bullshit.
>>93482204Apparently the English name is:>The Strongest Wizard Making Full Use of the Strategy Guide -No Taking Orders, I’ll Slay the Demon King My Own Way
>>93482233>>93482066They also have amazing asses
>>93482247Why trashy isekai always have "the strongest!" In the title?
>>93482275So you know they're not weak.
>>93482275To ensure that anyone new to highly indulgent power fantasy stories can find them easily even if they don't yet know the obvious tells.
So now that the hype has died down, how was Spider Man 2 for the PS5? Ignoring all the "it's woke now" and "the characters are super ugly"; how was the actual gameplay? Combat as good as the original, did they innovate anything new? Was the basic story any good? Any interesting new powers or the like?
>>93482322No
>>93482275>isekaiAs much of a meme "native isekais" is, this series comes the closest to unironically deserving the name. There's no summoning or reincarnation. He's just a guy in this world who got picked on by the one-dimensional bully hero and then found a book containing all the secrets of the world written in a language only he can read by pure coincidence.But to answer your question, it's because the people who write these stories know they don't need to try. Anyone who bothers to read past the first chapter knows exactly what they're in for, so why bother with subtlety?
>>93482322Combat is more or less on the same level. They added stuff with the symbiote, but took away a lot of the gadgets too.>Was the basic story any good?It sucked.
>>93482168Worm has a powerset that works like reading a videogame guide
>>93482168Tunic, in the Imaged Folder, should have a videogame guide to your current universe
>>93479989I never played this, but it looks like fun. Thanks for the work on it Gene! It has the powerwasher, so its good!
>>93479989I like how no one commented about this jump giving you autism
>>93479989Oh great, a jump for my actual job, this is getting too meta.
>>93482509We all have autism
>>93482322>ignoring the most important partPeople like you are why the game industry has gone to shit.
>>93482519... Yeah fair enough.
>>93482509>All freebies are optionalIt doesn't have to give you autism.
If I told Venom that it could get Peter by jacking him off when he wears it would they actually do it?
>>93482509This was one of the first suggestions I got when I announced I was making this jump. Once the idea was planted I didn't need much convincing.
>>93482168Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint has a perk that gives you basically all metaknowledge there is to know.
>>93482531I give it 80/20 odds.
I just remembered there was a Claymore jump, what did you do in Claymore?
>>93482168Minish Cap and Dinotopia.
Can you take anything with you as you start a Chain? I don't mean from jump to jump, that's the entire point - I mean from here to jump 1.
>>93482566Not without houserules.
>>93482566If given that option I would go and buy myself an RV or something as well as download as much stuff about the various jumps as I can.
>>93482566The Pokemon jump states you get to keep the clothes on your back, your phone, and your wallet, but that's it. However, I don't know if there's anyone who religiously abides by all of QS' rulings, so houseruling stuff like that is pretty much the norm.Tl;DR: It's a single-player game. Do whatever you want.
>>93482566No.
>>93482532Did you have fun playing the game?
>>93482555Companion Galatea and the twins. Watch the organisation implode. Organize the survivors to fend off the mainlanders. Study the Claymores and see if I can improve on their stability issues.
>>93482566I normally go with whatever was on you at the time. Most jumps don't default with clothing options for instance.
>>93482566Ask the benefactor nicely. They're already chill enough to let you take your phone.
>>93482606Very much so. I have 253 hours on Steam. I have every DLC and every achievement. Not sure if that's anything outstanding for people who spend way more time than me gaming, but for me that's a lot of time to sink into one game.
What makes life worth living for you?
>>93482642Love
>>93482642Slutty nuns
>>93482642To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
>>93482642The pact
>>93482642You want to know the secret of life?You fill a bag with rocks and then you carry the bag until you find some place you love and you put the rocks down.
>>93482660Speaking of, if any of you fags go >gender:femaleyou're not getting a chain, your joining my harem.
>>93482642What else am I gonna do, die?
>>93482682Do you mean selecting "gender: female" or saying "gender: female" in response to the former?
>>93479989What on earth? These simulator games actually have plots?
>>93482690Sometimes.
>>93482689I mean that if you subhuman faggots dare to pretend that women exist on the internet and worse imply that you either are or want to be one, then you deserve to be raped to death
>>93482682Nah. Gender: Futa.
>>93482647Aint got that. >>93482656Or those>>93482657Society tells me that's wrong and that they'll put me in jail if I try that>>93482660Lol. Lmao. >>93482677If this is a metaphor see point one, if not fuck it I'll go get a bag. >>93482684It feels like the better option sometimes.
>>93482695Anon you retard you forgot to renew your general class raping license. You have to wait till next jump now.
>>93482677I wasnt prepared for an actually poetic answer when I read the prompt.
Would giving a mutant the ability to have every single alpha and below mutant ability would make them an omega mutant?
>>93482706>If this is a metaphor see point one, if not fuck it I'll go get a bagIts always rocks, the problem is that its always just rocks. These rocks on the ground around you would not exist except for a million million tiny events that need not have happened but did. If the world did not turn in just such a way for things to come together so perfectly for this moment to exist. Thats life for you. It is just rocks. Its always just rocks. And You will never be able to truly be happy until you can look and see the beauty in something that is just a rock.>>93482709Its about rocks.
>>93482642Fresh air, clean water, and a soft bed.Never set aside so much of your happiness for a tomorrow that may never come that you don't have any left for today.Sleep because it feels good.Eat because it feels good.Do drugs because it feels good.Spend time with family because it feels good.Be kind because it feels good.In my opinion.>>93482690At the end of the day it's a genre, not a series with consistent standards. Sometimes they have a story, sometimes they don't. In the case of PWS, the joke seems to be the fact that the creators took such a mundane concept in a completely batshit direction.
>>93482690I wish hardspace shipbreaker did not have a story.
>>93482726What's wrong with it?
>>93479989>TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC - 0WP>If you weren’t already, you are now autistic.That's all I need to know to know that this is possibly the singular best jump made this entire year.
>>93482721Don't do drugs.
>>93482759I would be high right now if I wasn't unemployed.
>>93482642Video games and reading stuff. Used to be drawing, but my family made sure I don't feel as strongly about that as I used to.Porn.
>>93479989>DEPOWER WASHER - 400WP>As long as you’re performing some king ognonviolent menial laborTypo found, Gene.
>>93482762I approve but also watch out for that fentanyl shit.
>>93482737They took a fun sim about being a space salvager and decided "Wouldnt it be just great if we forced nonskippable constant dialogue about how great unions are and how evil anyone who disagrees with me is when I tell them they should just die if they like their job?" Like the game starts you in debt to a massive megacorp, there tgis one woman who constantly risks your job and your safety because she wants a union. She is made out to be the good guy here. Constantly talking about how evil the corp is and how unfair your job is, but in reality you can pay off the debt in a couple mo ths with no overtime and after that you make pure profit in the millions of dollars rang every day for your family back on earth and you could quit any time after your debt is paid. You live on site and they give food and room but its very no frills like living on an oil rig.
>>93482800Can you kill the union bitch?
>>93482787Oh, thanks. Fixed.>>93482795Don't worry. I'm not that reckless with my health.
>>93482800>>93482809You glow in the fucking dark
>>93482721I've tried hedonism and it's done naught but make things worse.
>>93482642To spite those who wish to see me dead.
>>93482809Nope. She is made out to be completely in the right and you cant even choose to not take her CONSTANT calls over the radio. She actively causes you to be in danger too, and almost makes you lose your job because your contract states you wont unionize while working there on their property without talking to co.pany reps prior (sketchy but you did sign it) and she sends everyone pamphlets and emails talking about how you WILL join her union. I hate her so much.
>>93482832Bitch you play the game. That woman ruins the entire fun part. Like if she had a point it would be one thing but you are making so much fucking money and your living conditions (while a bit bare bones) are not bad at all.
>>93482836>>93482841Look just say you're a corpo bootlicker. Just say it outright. We don't need to dance around the topic, you can't make any excuses anyone will care to hear, so just say what everyone already knows is true. You love the taste of dirty leather on another man's foot.
>>93482849You need help man. You really do.
>>93482849You need better bait. It has nothing to do with being a corpo, your character starts with a debt they can pay in a month then starts making enough profit in a short day of less than an hours work to buy multiple space ships. While you are doing dangerous work like pulling hazardous material co tai ers and ftl engines off a space hulk she calls you to screech into your ear about joining her union. You are doing a dangerous job and you have the tools to do it safetly but you dont need that garbage when pulling a potentially explosive unit out of a power grid.And she acts like you are being paid nothing when in reality she doesnt do her job. When I say you are making bank in this job I mean it. You are paid better than anyone back on earth.
>>93482859So not only are you a failure as a human, a slave mentality little whore, but you're also a coward too. Shameful.
>>93481527Fuck you, I am going insane.
>>93482849meds now
>>93478960Could an Oji-san Jumper beat her?
>>93482642Well it's a lot better than the alternative.
>>93482849Holy fuck go back to your psychatrist now. You forgot your schizomeds.
>>93481527Wait, this is the hardest sudoku puzzle? Kinda wanna take a crack at it...
>>93482642Moments of happiness found in petty fun and dumb hobbies.
>>93482833I dunno. It's worked out pretty well for me. I just make sure to want the right things.
>>93482718>Its about rocks.So like real rocks or metaphorical rocks
>>93482912I dont know man if you can find beauty in a metaphorical rock then more power too you. If you need a real rock then you need only go outside and find one to ponder.
>>93482911Give it time. I thought it was working pretty great too at one point.
>>93482874Why are the ns missing from the word "containers?"
>>93482786Hey Argent, Slay The Princess: the Pristine Cut is coming this fall. You excited?
>>93482874You sound like you've got a good deal of experience with the game. Any interest in making a jump for it?
There's nothing I hate more than people just living their life and being satisfied with what it has given them.
>>93482960As the depressed anon from earlier fuck you man. Just because my life is shit doesn't mean I don't want others to be happy. Good on them for being fulfilled. No one should deal with the shit I do. Fuck you.
>>93482933Because my N key is semi broken. For no reason at all.>>93482954I got about 160 hours in it, playing the freeplay mode is relaxing. It doesnt have any progression but its fun to take apart ships in space. I thought about a jump but I dont know what you would even do for perks other than like a tech perk and then make the rest of it all an item and upgrade buy in tree for your gear.
>>93482972I hope you can find happiness and fullfillment in whatever you do anon.
>>93482972Hatred will make your life better. If other people were to suffer, you could take some measure of comfort from knowing that you wished for it. It will give you control and a sense of power. Learn to be angry and the anger will drown out everything else.
Jump 6:Exalted-The modern AgeOrigin:Drop In+200Perks>Streetwise Scoop Mien:Free>My neighbour Ahlat:Free>Walk with spirits:-150>The divine samaritan:-300>Transcendence of the sunlit crane:-800Items>A roof over your head: [-100 from stipend]>A brief history of the theomachy [-200 from stipend]Drawbacks>Silver huntress strikes back:+200So have a build for the next jump in my chain. Rolling with the idea Jumper is the end result of a super secret infernal experiment gone horribly wrong (or right maybe?) that ends up escaping. Spend a lot of the jump on the run trying not to be find out on the edges of society trying to figure out his new powers. Eventually resolving to try and find where the Incarnae are held and trying to free them with as much infernal might as a existence like him can summon up.The scenario is sorta tempting but that does make it unable to go into the main timeline proper here so maybe next time.Jumpers still not sure what he actually is though now.
>>93482977You could do perks for having great dexterity and focus, planning things out to take ships apart optimally and safely, dealing with on-site accidents, making LODESOFEMONE, organizing an entire retarded union underneath the noses of your bosses, ship piloting, business management, and of course the all-important tech perk.
>>93482941Oh shit, really? I just put it out of my mind since I didn't expect us to get a release window for a little while.
>>93482990No. Fuck you. That's cope. Literally.
>>93483000You know it's true. Listen to your feelings.
>>93482990Sheev, who let you post here? Aren't you dead (again)?
>>93482996Good ideas. Maybe I could take a crack at it eventually. But I wouldnt wait around if you got a good idea for a jump. I kind of migrated over to star citizen and spend a lot of time salvaging ships on there now. Its basically printing money there too.
>>93482990You smell like a German.
>>93482999Yeah, they announced that the Pristine Cut was done and they wanted to wait to ship it with console release and new languages.>https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1989270/view/4147331471359345707
>>93483015Somehow he has returned.
>>93483031Nice. I am dreading having to update the jump, especially now that I've added 5 new jumps to my backlog.
>>93481811>If you cannot process something, it just doesn't processNTA, that's only true sometimes. Some signals go through anyway, it's why superstitions are a thing.
>>93483021I've never played the game and don't have the spare money in my budget for it, so I definitely can't make it. I was just spitballing ideas with you since you seemed like you had some experience and knowledge of it. Alas. Another jump that shall never be.
