Chaos Girls Doing Chaos Things edition>Reveals are Coming Soon™https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/09/23/get-ready-for-chaos-warhammer-day-2024-is-coming/>Balance Dataslate:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/20/warhammer-40000-metawatch-downloading-the-new-balance-dataslate/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Tithes Animationshttps://gofile.io/d/GpvGgmhttps://gofile.io/d/3oPbxIhttps://gofile.io/d/T8ffnG>Previous thread:>>94075627>Thread question:Come on now, what are your last minute predictions for the stream?
>TQHopefully Horus Heresy miniatures all getting legends rules for use in 40k.
I am a Rogue Trader. My Flagship is pretty welcoming, With a harem of sexy alien and different types of human females wife's.( As long as I'm not doing chaos or treason against the interest of the Empire man 'm okay because I'm a Rogue Trader .
>>94079715I do sometimes have a problem with different species or types of wives like to pick fights with each other or bully each other.
Who in your objective opinion is the best Primarch?
>>94079720Sanguinius
Where is the meme of white scars and eldar from?
>>94079733this other meme
>>94079715
>>94079720 Lord adorable
>>94079720the dead and forgotten ones
>>94079735
>>94079720Mandrad Humanthran
I personally find it very funny Abaddon can't take the Eye of Abaddon enhancement
>>94079701I predict that they will NOT announce a new Lucius model.
>>94079701>predictionDisappointment
>>94079720Horus is the most entertaining to read.
>>94079759
>>94079701>Tzeentch gets covered by the logoJust as planned.
>>94079738Why do all fan art of Vulkan/Salamanders have them Niggers when GW always draws him and the Salamanders caucasian with coal black skin?
>>94079715>Rogue Trader>having children with your xenos concubineThis can only end in a tragically bloody succession crisis within your dynasty when you finally die and all your distant relatives show up to contest the warrant of trade, since your children are ineligible to inherit on account of being half-breed abominations.
>>94079720Guilliman by far. If the Emperor had just made 20 Guillimans he would have conqured the galaxy and brought about eternal peace easily.
>>94079734This is what I look like IRL
>>94079720I feel like russ is the only one allowed to be flawed in a way that is going to pay off in a character growth whenever he's going to come back as not!odin
>>94079768Personally I noted that he has no eyebrows but that's just me
i like imperial knightsis it over for me?
>>94079777Armigers are very cool.
>>94079777The best knight is in plasticDude
>>94079701A new Ork kill team, either stormboyz or they are just gonna chuck in the monopose boyz kit in there with an upgrade sprue.
>>94079768That looks nothing like a black person's skin tone.I'm more annoyed that they continue having Lorgar be middle eastern when he's described as pale but one artist figured desert = arab and it stuck.
>>94079788it's nutsbustas
>>94079737The fuck is the bottom left picture???
>>94079768Because, as deuterostomes, the genes that direct the development of your lips are first and foremost the genes responsible for your asshole.And since vulkan was made to be a black asshole then it's only logical he would have black lips.
>>94079790Where does the desert equal white people?
>>94079800Oh my sweet child of summer
>>94079790But there's middle eastern people with white skin. Most of Iranians are white, at least they aren't different than many Europeans (southern Europeans) Iranian people.
>>94079780>>94079783yeah but people won’t like playing against me and then they’ll beat me up and steal my lunch money :(
>>94079804>>94079815You two argue it out then lmao.All I'm saying is the depiction of him as middle eastern isn't lore accurate, although the implication is kind of funny.
>>94079701>Come on now, what are your last minute predictions for the stream?Same as last time. A lot of talking about shit that's already out or already known, a single actual miniature or kit shown, probably for something very few people care about, followed by some incredibly vague discussion about things that might come some time in 2025.
>>94079815>Iranians are whiteIran is closer to the Asia than most of the Middle East including the Arabs who are generally considered to be Asian.
>>94079701>TQ>An Underworlds Skaven team with the already teased bomb rat>Tanks for Imperialis, who cares, no one plays it>Tzaangor Kill Team that's just an upgrade sprue (and price increase of Tzaangors for the trouble of course.) Coincidentally, this counts as your new obligatory Thousand Sons model for their codex no refunds :).>Thanquol for AoS>"Oh and one more thing" at the end and a single Noise Marine will be shown that won't be released until Q4 2025. Please clap.
>>94079841>Iran is closer to the Asia than most of the Middle East including the Arabs who are generally considered to be Asian.Whites have moved around a lot. There's whites as far field as Afghanistan.
>>94079822Idk I kinda want to make a 'small' knight army one day, with one knight of each type I like.There's a small knight you can make from an armiger which is super cute
So when’s the stream?
>>94079842
>>94079845Actually, scrap that. Nothing for 40k, just one or two more armies added to the roadmap.
>>94079870Eight minutes.
>>94079841>using geography instead of genetics>"generally considered to be"So you don't actually have an argument?
>>94079701>>Thread question:>Come on now, what are your last minute predictions for the stream?Legiones imperialis ruinstorm daemons, acting as practical announcement for a plastic army of demons for 30k proper.
>>94079790>>94079815>>94079841I've always imagined him and Magnus as both pretty Coptic-looking
This post will get (You)s.
>>94079738>Fulgrim isn't "Griffith"0/10
it startes
>>94079906RATLINGS
>>94079906Doesn't appear to be any space marines.GAY and LAME confirmed.
>>94079902dunno, ask /vg/
>>94079886It's criminal how much cooler daemons are in HH
>>94079906>green for nurgle>red for khorne>warpstone for skaven>purple for slaanesh>blue for tzeentch>it's actually orks, stormcasts, undivided and ratlings, with skaven being the appropriate one
>>94079906A rat with the Anus Destroyer 900, a chaos sorcerer, a tiny knight, some exciting stormcast guy, and Helbrute II.
>>94079906Ugh is that votann far left?
>>94079906OrkShitcastSkaven (Underworlds)Chaos (Smegmar)RatlingI will be 100% correct.
>>94079790thank adb for thathe always struck me as a pale levantine
IT HAS BEGUN
>>94079903
idk why you guys are expecting any 40k shitthey telegraphed pretty transparently that this was gonna but a disappointing pile of shit
AND ONE MORE THING CONFIRMED
>>94079923Good, fuck flanderization. Not everything green should be Nurgle, not everything mutated should be Chaos.
>>94079925Yes, it is destined
Preemptive F in the chat for Chaos Daemons lads
>>94079906Ratlings confirmed
>>94079906>Votranny>Dykecast Thundyr X-Bower™>Skaven>WoC sorcerer #2>OrkWhat is death compared to vindication?
>>94079768GW has always been flip flopping in their depiction of Salamanders
>>94079949Given it's an entire planet of people, what are the odds there'd be differences?
>>94079906Geez, two of the models in the teaser checked off in the very first reveal.
>>94079768There are white, black, and azn salamanders, but 100% of them have infrablack skin and Vulkan himself is black
>>94079906Where are you guys seeing this? I don't see anything for it on the community page
I'd kneel if the Votann get genetically engineered animals or flame sentry turrets.
>>94079966https://www.twitch.tv/warhammer
Stream?
>>9407995940k planets, specially those owned by Chapters for millennia usually are have homogenous populations.Nocturne is not a cosmopolitan planet, but tehnically a fucking death world
>>94079973So they just don't even link it on the community page anymore?
lol @ removing art and them trying to sell that as a positive point.
>>94079975yes>>94079973
>>94079978>40k planets, specially those owned by Chapters for millennia usually are have homogenous populations.
>>94079945While I disparage coomer shit that's actually decent, not too overdesigned and isn't excessively coom, unlike Creature Caster shit
The repulsor kit is just an impulsor with a turret and a hardshell for the stupid pickup truck bed, right? I've heard of people just friction-fitting the hardshell and running it as an impulsor if they need to.
>>94079978White Scars still have different groups
Might just have a nap and check the thread later tbdesu.
Daaaaayumm the stormcast faces...whoever designed that should be sent to Palestine
How likely are successor chapters to inherit their progenitors gene-flaws? I'm assuming that it wasn't necessarily that every founding chapter started showing flaws in the geneseed until sometime in the 10,000 years after the heresy. So if we assume that the second founding was done before those flaws appeared, could they be free of defects? And the chapters descended from those successors? For example, does the Blackguard necessarily all have pale white skin?
>>94079978>40k planets, specially those owned by Chapters for millennia usually are have homogenous populations.That is very specifically not true. I know I've read stuff about Space Marine aspirants not getting along at first because they were from different tribes
>>94079774he's not going to come back
Necrons kill team rule update pls but not a new kit, i've just ordered hierotek circle
>>94079942What's flanderisation about that? they've announced the stream as a treat about chaos for chaos and now they couldn't showcase not even a single model for each god? it's not even all chaos models
>>94080010Up to you.Otherwise would kinda ruin the point of unknown successors.
>>94079978dude the Iron Hands' Chapters are based on the vastly different and frequently warring clans of Medusa
I hope White Scars can do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WlI24rv__g
>>94079978>he doesn't know about the Fenrisian viKangs
>>94080010>How likely are successor chapters to inherit their progenitors gene-flaws?100%>I'm assuming that it wasn't necessarily that every founding chapter started showing flaws in the geneseed until sometime in the 10,000 years after the heresy.Nah, all the known ones were in place before the second founding.
>>94080010>How likely are successor chapters to inherit their progenitors gene-flaws?practically certain
zzzzzzzzz
>>94080021Literally the first reveal was a Skaven warbandLiterally the second reveal was new stuff for Slaves to Darkness
>>94080010very likelyit's why most successors are UM or IF - their seeds either have no flaws or autism as the flaw compared to shitting out your intestines or something
>>94080021Same shit as "muh orktober", to be short, you're not entitled to shit and always curb your expectations. As for flanderization, I think the idea that gods own colours is fucking stupid.
Give Votann Titans like this. Giving them gold robots that clap and drink wine is too obvious.
SLAANESH LOVE!!!
>>94079734>thin legs.Marines have thick legs.
>>94080034>new stuff for Slaves to Darkness>newlol
>>94080034and there will be literally nothing else for chaos, just orks, ratlings, krieg and some hh shitwhy even call it a chaos stream?
>>94079986Worse site """upgrade""" ever.It's always worse with warhammer corp.
>>94080052>and there will be literally nothing else for chaosAre you will to bet? If they do even one more Chaos model, post a picture of your dick
>>94080042Honestly as a teen I thought dwarfs were cool but now that I have grown up I think they're super embarrassing and lame. Evil dwarfs are cool tho, like chaos dwarfs or derro or duergar. But regular dwarfs are lame bearded midgets, super ew
>Pushing DarkoathArguably the most boring AoS faction. At least the fish people are unique.
Is valrak actually /ourguy/? >Hates 10th edition >Hates nu lore>wants more narrative less T sports >Hates Age of Sigmar>Prefers to build narrative focused armies
>>94080047the armours say otherwise
>>94080003No, it's the Gladiator that's like that. Friction fit the shell, magnetize the turret, you can swap between the Gladiator variants or just leave it off for an Impulsor. $5 gets you three more models your kit can be.
>>94080073>white malehe's no guy of mine
>>94080073no because hes a fat manbaby imperial fist shillpig
>>94080073hes about as retarded as the average /40kg/ poster that lines up
>>94080068>Arguably the most boring AoS faction.Super ugly too, and all the trash women.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY MOUTHBREATHING INTO THE MICS!
oh my fauciis that BELAKOR???*heavy breathing into the mic*
>>94080075I want to find a print or make it myself to add some armor to the front thighs of terminators,
>>94080042>Giving them gold robots that clap and drink wine is too obvious.But what if I want those?
>>94080068Are the fishies boring? Their models are kinda cool
I'VE BEEN CALLING A SUIT HEAVY TAU CHRISTMAS BOX FOR MOTNHS! UNDEFEATED
>>94080073Valrak acts like a grog but he also acts like a zoomer timmy.He hates 10th edition but complains that the narrative is not progressed, and loves Primarchs
new knights box
I really don't understand how the Arbites are supposed to work, or what goals they're supposed to pursue. It's not like they're out there arresting your common criminal, and once a threat becomes large enough to effect things on a planetary level, you'd just call in the guard. So what are they doing?
>>94080116They're space FBI.
ASMR themed stream?
>>94080075Armors sculpted by retards.
>>94079986I check my twitch way more than any warhammer site
>I think a lot of people's favorite aspect of the Tau are the battlesuitsI guess GW can't actually sell people's favorite aspect...
That Necron battlebox is boring as shit.
STOP PUTTING NECRON WARRIORS IN BUNDLESTHEY ACTIVELY DEVALUE THE BOXES
>>94080119But what does that effectively mean? They distribute warp dust to the ghettos of Nocturne?
>>94080116The Arbites are in charge of pursuing threats that threaten the Tithe and the loyalty of Imperial worlds.
>>94080116Bro, just look at all the different types of crime syndicates in Necromunda. They’d be for stuff like that.
>>94080007no, they don't. Chogoris is space Mongolia and pretty homogenous>>94080010>>94080024tribes != races>>94080026they don't exist. The ones in the cover of that book do not appear at all in the text
>>94080135that's the point
>>94080138
>40k section is literally just the Christmas boxeslmao
>>94080109It's going to sell out instantly
>>94080116enforcing imperial lawlocal crimes are enforced by local police forces
>>94079738>Renaming Robo Girlyman to G ManWhy even bother
>>94080137They go after interplanetary criminals and anyone who violates non-local laws.
>No Death Guard BOX>No Imperial Guard box>No other Chaos boxes
>>94080144>Chogoris is space Mongolia and pretty homogenousThey have bits of China and even Japan. Also what do you mean homogenous? Modern Japan would laugh at how much fake homogeny they have. White Scars recruit from a collection of heterogenous tribes rather than a single unified culture, meaning their depicted hairstyles and armour customizations can come from pretty much anywhere in and any historical period of East Asia in general.
>>94080150>no drukhari>no emperor's children I sleep
>>94080139Arbites wouldn't care about local gangs.
>>94080162Back to /slop/ with ye
>>94080139That's what an individual planet's enforcers or equivalent are for. The Arbites are to protect Imperial interests, not planetary ones.
>>94080150Cool I’d like to pick up some cheap rhinos.
Orks suck.
>>94079743Do the White Scars actually have anything to do with Eldar in the lore? Or is this just big titty Eldar girlfriend memes?
knew the secret thing would shitty merch
>>94080116Normal issues with gangers and normal people, a step below involving the PDFI wonder if there's any book were the arbites take down the early stages of a GSC, that would be a good read
>>94080162Guard just had a box last year and we're getting Kriegshit next year, calm your tits.
>Twitch on the verge of rioting
>>94080179The Khan went missing after he went into the Webway in pursuit of Dark Eldar.
>>94080150>A commander with no crisis, one broadside, one ghostkeel and one riptide?What in the fuck is that box
Deathwing Knights are cool.
>>94080150Two Knights boxes and a Dark Angels one will do me I think.
Why are you guys mad, it's THE warhammer! Now on sale!
>>94080150Is it bad that the penitent crusade one looks as the best option
wow it's fokin naffin
>>94080200it's not the warhammerTHE warhammer is the one wielded by harry the hammer
>literally showing anything to not show interesting stuffWhat next, AoS mug coasters?
>>94080178this but unironicallyHaving orks in 40k is retarded
honey we have Warhammer at home
>>94080200>madI am indifferent, It's not my kind of toy
I need help. Every time I hear Deathwing, I think of WoW and imagine that styled DAs.
Why do I fall for this every time
>>94080150God these all look dogshit
>>94079902Nice and balanced, their active ability makes up for any shortcomings in their personality.
>>94080223What? the Knights one is great
>>94080222Tzeentch is the god of hope and you are but a pawn dancing to his tune.
>>94080222Every time I watch one of these I feel like I'm a member of the worlds stupidest cult
>Mechanicum box leaked>stream pretending as if they just showed it, talking about it kek
>>94080223knight and lion box are going to disappear before even being announced on the website
>>94080229Knights are gay and should stick to their containment game
imagine being firstiary and paying for this crap ha ha ha ha!
>>94080169>>94080174Gotcha.
>>94080179WS and Eldar connections:>The Khan dissapeared after the Heresy chasing Deldar raiders into the webway>Slaanesh tried to corrupt the WS during the HH>It's implied by Magnus that Cegorach had a hand in the Khan arriving to Chogoris instead of Chemos (he was swapped with Flugrim)>The WS are sophisticated barbarians into speed a bit like Saim Hann eldar>the similitudes between Stormseers and Farseers
OH SHIT, CANON DARK MEK MACHINES
>>94080116They're concerned with secular matters that could lead to a planet falling, but before you'd call in the guard. A suspected seditious governor, or a mutinous and powerful individual looking to usurp planetary rule, would have Arbites investigating and working against on the ground level. If things heat up, they can requisition their own detachment of Guardsmen to deal with matters, but if they fail to quell the rebellion before it becomes a full scale war the rest of the army will touch down on the planet.
shit just got real
>>94080252VASHTORR WON
>Dark Mechanicum>For Minihammer onlyFucking monkey paw
When are you going to learn 40k as a game is a secondary concern to them. This is a brand they want to be english magic the gathering. Thats all now until the company hits its next collapse.
>darkmechActually cool.
>>94080052>>94080062post your dick dude.
>>94080011Yeah, but that's basically the same as a rivalry between states. You have different regional identities, but your cultures are still gonna be pretty similar, for the most part.
>>94080266The game is shit, who cares
just casually dropping first Dark Mech unit
>>94080264Darkmech fags on suicide watch.
>>94080264I have to kill myself
>>94080271>that's basically the same as a rivalry between states.that's an assumption you're making
>>94080222Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
>>94080280Negavolt Cultists were the first
>>94080223Knight one is decent what are you on about
Ratlings are Americans?
GUARDSISTERS WE WON
why do hobbits even exist in 40k this shits gay
>>94080292Ah, forgot about those.
>Ratlings>"holiday model"
>>94080297Southerners to be exact.
>>94080298>commemorative modelnah
>>94080298but youtuber said all you eat in 40k is corpse starch
>>94080298Should have made them Irish.
>>94080303ye of little faith
REEEEEATLINGS
TANKBUSTAS
Kill Team is where the SOVL is
AFTER 10,000 YEARSNEW TANKBUSTAS
>>94080306I GOT BAITED I TAKE IT BACK AAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS COOL AS FUCK
Why do they call it the 41st millennium when it's called 40k everywhere?
Orks won
TANKBUSTAS TANKBUSTAS TANKBUSTAS
Great stream!
And there's Orktober.
goddamn those kill teams look fucking great
>>94080324He cute.
I heckin love forced ork loadouts
>>94080324>All of Orktober so far
What century are you in and what year is it.
>>94080324WE FUCKING WON LADZWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>94080288As someone who actually reads the books, it's less of an assumption and more of an observation. Or maybe you just have no idea that each state in the US has a different spin on the overall same way of life. Either way, you don't seem to have any sort of counterpoint, you're just trying to argue for argument's sake.
>>94080324They look bigger than normal Orks. Is that Nob Warboss-sized?
>These idiots think 40k matters outside of videogames and specialist games anymoreafter 9th and 10th its over. Its never ever been more over than it is now.
Finally, some good fucking food.
>>94080346post models with timestamp or shut up
>>94080323Catholic church fucked up the calendar, they didnt know what zero is.
>>94080344>each state in the US has a different spin on the overall same way of lifeman that is extremely incorrect. Just because some states do barbeque wrong doesn't mean they have a different spin on life.
>>94080324about fucking time, really
Forced loadout. Shit unit.
>>94080323it's m42 now
>WAAAGH!
>>94080270first your 10mm scale one
>>94080339We got ork models on orktober, that's a first since 5 years ago
>>94080367It already did, fakegrog
>>94080323I cannot sanction your buffoonery. The 1900s were called the 20th century. That’s just how it works.>>94080358It’s just math, if you count to 100 from zero, any number in that range will have been a part of that whole.
these models are outstanding
>>94080150i like most of them, dark angels the mostimperial knights are prolly the best valuea bit sad with necrons innit, too many warriors
How can you even go barefoot in 40k
Now's your chance to be a big shot
Is that Big Boss?
Are these orks way bigger than regular orks is that just because they are standing next to ratlings
>>94080389they're disgusting mutants (britons) and rightfully discriminated against
>There are no tanks in Kill team - that we know ofGrot tanks confirmed for 2026
I can't I'm tired of meme pet models, boss
>>94080404PET THE HECKIN DOGGORINO, CHUD
>>94080404why are you even hating like this
>>94080323For the same reason we're in the 21st millennium and its not 2100 yet
>>94080398They're pretty big.
>>94080403my body is so ready
>>94080150>One Knight>Four ArmigersWe’re never getting proper bondsman back are we…..
I sleep.
>>94080395
>yet another sm cartoon
>>94080398They've been slowly upscaling them, they're also becoming bigger/stronger in lore
>>94080425All the fan animators they scooped up were making imperial wank lol I was always shat on for this but the 40k cartoons are SM wank
>>94080408I don't hate itI'm just tired
>>94080073Yes, he’s a Midhammer chad
Tankbustas pretty good, but overall shit.
EC CONFIRMED
>>94079835lol called itWhat a fucking joke of a "reveal" stream.
OH FUCK YES, YES, YES, CONFIRMED, IT'S HAPPENING, LOSERS DESTROYED
WHERES THAT FAGGOT SAYING EC CODEX NEVER EVER EAT MY GIANT COCK LOSER
>>94080442>>94080438Did something pop up at the end?
eh ill take it
Fuck you Valrak
>>94080437>we heard you hated the tankbustas due to limited rokkit launches, pistols, and melee>... so we did it again but MORE melee and MORE pistols
>>94080441Absolutely fuck off, EC are confirmed, I am fully erect, I give no shit about your shitty Aspect Warriors or whatever nonsense you wanted to see.
>1 chaos sorcerer >1 epic scale 30k venomcrawlerwhere were the chaos reveals?
>>94080418You should be happy your shitty microfaction isn’t squatted
>>94080461The chaos reveal was the "EC are coming in 2025" 2 second teaserTune in again in November for more ;)
>no krieg reveals till November at the earliest>EC won't be revealed this year 100%>eldar phoenix lords delayed too prollyI'll just take my NL kill team and paint em up.ALSO WHERE ARE THE CHAOS LORD RELEASES FUCK YOU JAMES
>>94080461Skaven warband
>>94080425>>94080431Nobody cares about your shitty xenos, grow up.
>>94080461EC hype startedmaybe slightly moves up the timeline for them from fall to summer
>>94080449Yup, EC chapter symbol with a ”Coming in 2025”
>>94080449the symbol for the emperor childrenannouncing to the retards in the back of the room who were clearly too blind to see what's going on or too deaf to listen to rumours we've had for months that the inevitable EC army is indeed coming eventually to noone's actual surprise
>>94080458Doesn't matter. They'll give them good rules to sell them.
Howdy, gentlemen, I'm here for the Thousand Sons announcement.
>>94080468that's a skaven reveal, not a chaos reveal
>>94080476Lmao OK
We all knew EC was coming, they’ve been revamping each chaos legion
>>94080478Don't worry Sonsister, tune in next month for the reveals!
>>94080483>skaven>not chaoslol?
>>94080478It's okay Lenny, you just go back to painting those Tzaangors.
Fantastic stream, 0 complaints
>>94080389They're Nids or Necrons
>>94080478Tzaangors. Tzaangors as far as the eye can see.
Definitely better than the previous catastrophic fuckup of a stream. 6/10
>april was 13 years ago
>>94080467no one gives a shit about krieg or eldar
>>94080505eldarfags are the most miserable cunts
>>94080498I like Tzaangors
>>94080505Some genuinely boring people really care about Krieg
>>94079701What's the best way to make cables w/ greenstuff? Gonna try making some to connect this dude's gun to his backpack
>EC in 2025Meh, it's going to be a disappointment anyway.I'd rather see something I fucking care about instead of that.
>>94080512You could've just said "I like shit" and spared yourself a syllable.
>>94080515Try to make cleaner cuts next time holy shit
>>94080520>I'd rather see something I fucking care about instead of that.and that is?
>>94080483Where does this "skaven are not chaos" shit come from when they are always called "chaos worshiping ratmen" and use the raw solidified material of chaos for everything and literally have their own chaos god?
Did anything interesting come up today?Can't see it on official channels.
>>94080529Salamanders.
>>94080534Salamanders are getting a codex
>>94080515Take a blob of greenstuff and roll between your palms/on a matt until you get a string. Then cut to length.
I hope once EC are out and each god has its codex, their respective demons are included into them. I don't ask for more.
>>94080371My prediction for the profile: A2 WS4 S8 anti-vehicle 4+ AP-2 D3
Hopefully they kill off Chaos Daemons as an army now so that I can actually take my Soul Grinders alongside Vashtorr instead of being told that I need to pay lesser daemon tax for no fucking reason
>>94080478997th son got announced (It's bob from the local trucker garage).
>>94080515Make a greenstuff snake. Wrap it around a paper clip. Roll a comb on it. Once it cures you can clip and bend it into any shape you want.Pic related some bigger ones I did a million years ago
>>94080515https://youtu.be/2-gMfHBJBHY?si=nAtINClu_SGWaM-F
>>94080150>the only marine box is one that will ONLY work for dark angel playersWtf?
>>94080515Greenstuffworld tentacle maker works wonders
Will the prodigal son return
>>94080541PERFECTION
>>94080550My prediction for the profile:A2 WS4 S7 AP-1 D2
>>94080565i hope sohoping that's the reason they have sat on the chaos bikers box for so long
>tfw the Knights box will probably sell out before I can buy it>AoS Nurgle box has useless warcry unit in it killing all the value>sisters box has rhinos in it killing the value (rhinos are free, you can just take them)I'm sad
Just watched the space marine cartoon.Not that I wish to start any 'drama', but does the face of this Necron look AI generated or am I just overthinking? It's got the weird 'overdetail' that some of the AI generators do when asked to make space marines.
when will these new battleforces be available for preorder? i didn’t watch the stream
>>94080565>he doesn't know
Where's the warcom article?
>>94080537Codex Space Marines already came out.
>>94080490>>94080533from the fact that the ascension of the rat is a cope and counting skaven reveals as chaos reveals would be like showing only sisters of battle at a marines reveal stream
I missed the tankbustas reveal. What's the model count?
>>94080591Codex Adeptus Astartes*
>>94080582the what? Which one?
>>94080582the over detailed stuff is just the animation studio(Safehouse) style in models there also doing the 3d animated Gundam film for Netflix
Is there a reason everyone paints Grey Knights with red robes, book, weapons etc?
>>94080582It only on Warhammer+? Link?
>>94080310Fool of a Took!
>>94080608Free cartoon (As they said) Space marine short. They announced it on stream. https://warhammertv.com/details/25584?playlist_id=4
>>94080150They're really not having luck shifting that fatass priest mini, are they? Its in the Agents CP too
>>94080541kek
>>94080582>look AI generatedI was thinking the same at certain partsthe details on the models seem weirdly cluttering and at times almost inconsistent I think this was produced as a test run to say "hey we can produce this type of animation for these kinds of costs if you give us the licence"I bet GW feels real happy about the slop, especially with the choppy animations
>>94080598>from the fact that the ascension of the rat is a copeI don't know what the fuck "cope" means anymore. I genuinely can't parse this sentence, because I don't know how you're using that word.>and counting skaven reveals as chaos reveals would be like showing only sisters of battle at a marines reveal streamThat's not correct, because skaven do belong to the superfaction of chaos, whereas sisters of battle do not fall under the label of "space marines".
>>94080483hey man can you tell me what these symbols on skaven banners are
>>94080533Because the chaos that counts is just the four gods
Fatrak confirmed new daemonette sculpts are coming
>>94080557That helmet is awesome. Where'd you get the halo from?
>>94080643They'd better resculpt all of the dogshit lesser daemons.
>>94080619i would be surprised that Namco Bandai would want to do that though considering how much of their money comes from Gunpla
>>94080599I couted seven plus two squigs. So I'm guessing 12 total.
>>94080647pinks and blues are pretty new
>>940805341. Battleforce boxes revealed. Necrons, DAngels, Knights, Sisters, and Tau battlesuits2. Orks vs ratlings for Kill Team, plus a ratling holiday commemorative mini3. Emperors Children teased4. Dark Mech also made an official appearance for Legion Imperialis, so I guess they’re finally becoming a thing
>>94080659For 4. they said explicitly that there is “more to come” on dark mechanicum in horus heresy
>>94080591Not Salamanders.So no.
>>94080607People have their eyes drawn towards red, so it makes for a good spot colour.
lol, warhammer community shit the bed. Their developers are absolute jokes
>>94080669>For 4. they said explicitly that there is “more to come” on dark mechanicum in horus heresyYeah, for Legions Imperialis that is.They only showed 1 model for them.
>>94080656Blues are, pinks are not. Blues came out in AoS; Pinks came out all the way back in 2010.
>>94080659Pretty boring. The Orks were cool but who the fuck likes ratlings? The boxes look shit. Yet another SoB one. I guess it's cool the Dark Mech are a thing finally and I'm eager to see the EC but it's a long way off still I bet. Meh.
Dark mechanicum look shitRatlings are a meme
>>94080696>who the fuck likes ratlings?Me.Abhumans are great and we need more.
>>94080696>I guess it's cool the Dark Mech are a thing finallyThey aren't, though. This simply does not count.
>>94080643I predict that this thread will be rendered unusable for months when they do so.
Dark Mech in 30k is a signal that Vashtorr WILL ascend and IW and Dark Mech will become HIS factions in 11e trust the plan 2 more years
Anyone rip that new deathwatch animation off shithammer TV?
>>94080541>comingheh
>>94080714gay as hell
>>94080310the prophecy
>>94080371Should be converted into the servitor that is stamping all those oversized purity seals.
>chaos stream>one undivided aos sorcerer>one darkmek epic 30k walker>one skaven squad for underworlds>tankbustas kill team >ratlings kill team>ratling limited model >ghal maraz cosplay prop>deathwatch vs necrons short >chaos stream
>>94080719Cancelled my subscription after the female custodes bullshit.
>>94080719It's a free video...
>>94080739>he was subbed lmao
Tankbustas looks like a forced 10 man unit like Kommandos. Count 5 rokkit guys, 3 tankhammers, knuckles, the boss with hammer and 2 bomb squigs.They will probably be way overpriced like mandos
>>94080739fabius bile hereyou’re gay
>>94080714>Dark Mech in 30k is a signal that Vashtorr WILL ascendHe wont.He will be an eternal jobber like his brother Be'lacuck.
>>94080736Said it was the YEAR of chaos not the STREAM of chaos, idiot
>>94080724yeah you are
>>94080646It's the one the Noxious blightbringer comes with
>>94080739>subbed to WH+ in the first placeGW already have you by the balls and you're too much of a retard and a faggot to realize.
>>94080742I don't wanna go to their website to watch it
>>94080745Shut up doomsissy comptroon those models are absolutely amazingGo buy another primaris kill rig
>>94080742but for how long anon?better to ripp it now so GW does not take it down on a whim like Arstartes or what Hasbro did with that free Novella for MtG
>>94080755It was the year of chaos last year though, or perhaps 2 years ago
>>94080683The new site is so shit, they've had trouble keeping it updated in the past but now it's actually worse. They didn't even have an article up to watch the preview show, and have articles go up for each reveal during the preview, but there wasn't any of that and now the site has crashed lol. I wonder if they were tricked by some consulting company into "upgrading" their sites, or whether this was someone in corporate's pet project.
>>94080739you will not be missed
>>94080755>Said it was the YEAR of chaosOnly thing Chaos has gotten so far is 2 mediocre CSM lord models and that is it.My ass on the regular is more chaotic when I go to the toilet than this fucking entire year has been.
>>94080713I for one can't wait for the trannyettes.The fallout will be amazing.
>>94080745Don't despair anon!Tankbustas will be like lootas and burnas, 5-10 man units with rokkit launchas as default, and the special weapons being optional.NO MORE DOOMPOSTING. TANKBUSTAS WILL SAVE ORKS
>>94080714If anything it's a sign that if it happens it won't be soon. GW is not going to release them close to the HH release.
>>94080766If you don't care about being comp why aren't you running tankbustas in your list right now?
>>94080772We'll see. I noticed today's stream didn't break 20k.
>>94080755Remember the whole Year of the Xeno thing? That was incredibly embarrassing
>>94080755the year is almost overbehold the year of chaosbarely more than what orks are getting for orktober SO FAR
>>94080643Good. The lastest sculpts were an eyesore.
>>94080771They can't even get their text formatting properly on the store pages
>>94080790>stream is literally about fucking nothing>dude it didn't even break 20kNo, fucking wonder.
>>94080771It’s hilarious considering now busy their main page is with all the text, and little to differentiate all the separate articles. I would not be surprised if they got scammed by an outsourced contracting firm. That, or their designers are blind and don’t know when something is too busy and unhelpful
>>94080739Based. Fuck that shit.
>>94080801Now do all the AoS chaos releases, cretin
>>94080790If it can't break 20K it's certainly not going to break 40K.
>>94080647I'm happy enough with the current plaguebearers, but I have a ton of them and older metal ones so I have no need for them anyway.
>>94080816>>stream is literally about fucking nothing>>dude it didn't even break 20k>No, fucking wonder.People don't know it's due to be shit until they've seen it. People are not even bothering to turn up now. It's a bad sign.
>>94080842CARLOOOOOOS
>>94080782Old ass models that have been impossible to buy locally
>>94080835NTA but who gives a flying fuck about AoS?
huh the new animation was directed by erasmus brosdau, he did 40k fan animations WAY back, he was the astartes dude before the astartes dude was a thing, was decent
Already have ratings and damn well cost cheaper
>>94080870Like half as good too!
>>94080870>point earsmiss me with that gay shit
>>94080866i did wonder if it was then since it looked like it was animated in Unreal which is what that studio uses
>>94080858>People are not even bothering to turn up now.The Warhammer community website was completely broken and it's the way most people look at streams. The only ones that managed to watch it were the one that specifically searched for it on Twitch.
>>94080858GW explicitly said they won't support 40k until next year.
>>94080866he was the lord inquisitor guy right
>>94080862not an ork connosieur, but the new ones look good to me
>>94080831I think the funniest feature is the little read time thing they have with every article, I get why they're on news sites because articles can vary in length based on what they're about, but warcom is a glorified bulletin board site, any article that is more than a few minute read is a significant outlier. It's the sort of decision that likely came from an outsourced firm that is trying to win the contract through claiming they can add a bunch of features, most of which don't actually improve the site.
>>94080885and yet they just released Vespid and Jump pack Scions with 40k rules today. Curious!
>>94080739>admitting to have subscribed to WH+ in the first placebeyond embarrassing, genuinely no hope for you
>>94080905>todayAre you from the past?
>>94080897They look like beast snagga slop.
>>94080897I find this particularly amusing, given that Orks were crying for new Tankbustas because their ranged AT is woefully shit, but then the KT is going to be 2 guys with rokkit launchers lmao
>>94080914I was
>>94080894yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZc6cr6G2E4
>>94080863I do, I might buy the maggotkin battleforce to branch out of warcry.
>>94080918it'll have more weapons on the sprue like every other KT box designed with 40k compatibility in mind
>>94080918They have to hope that the box allows all rokkit launchers with the usual addition of a customisation sprue for kill team. It's a big cope but all Kill Team kits are presented with all the specialists built so it's not totally impossible
>>94080918KTs usually come with specalist and standard builds, so I'd imagine you can probably build them all with the standard rokkits.
>>94080897I LOVE MANDATORY SCHIZO LOADOUTS I LOVE ROLLING DICE FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL MODEL
>>94080897ork models just can't be bad man, too powerful
>>94080917No they don't what the fuck are you talking about?
>>94080938>what the fuck my skirmish game models are designed with skirmish game mechanics in mind???
>>94080870There's also VictoriaMiniatures' halflings.
>>94080307What do you think those sausages are made of? Ever see how a sausage is made?
>>94080938SOUL
>>94080897
>>94080967>mandatoryWRONG
>>94080897>>94080972>neither team has a dual knife guywhat the fuck
>>94080492Would Astolfo stay loyal at or side with Horus at the Istvan 3 drop site massacre?
>>94080771>I wonder if they were tricked by some consulting companyrealistically speaking the corporate heads probably did it as a way of justifying the salaried webdevs they have. Tale as old as time.
>>94080972>tripwireshow the fuck are these gonna work
>>94080972
>>94080897Aesthetically they look great. I can't decide what's going on here scale wise - are we shifting even further towards smaller-head proportions for Boyz-equivalent models, or are Tankbustas now Nob-profile units? These dudes look huge and the Nob leader doesn't seem in any way significantly larger than the rest. If it's the former then I guess that explains why it's harder to tell them apart, but I can't say I'm much of a fan of that. Also not a fan of the unit having less rokkit launchers overall.
>>94080976it's not mandatory on KT loadouts either, little retard-kun~
>>94080972me top left
>>94080972wtf gw you sexist pigs why aren't half of them female?
>>94080938>>94080897retard, you can kit them out with all rockets, you could see it on the stream
>>94080991Shut up, bitch!
>>94080976>WRONGYes yes, great, all you have to do is build a bunch of boxes for a single squad! It's going to be soulful as fuckT. James Workshop
>>94080978Orks have the guy who dual wields fists to punch you.Ratlings don't like melee in general.
>>94080990we don't know the weapons in the kit, for promo shots they always mix the loadouts
>>94080991>give you slightly stronger weapon for free>not mandatory
>>94079713>tfw it didn't happenHold me, /40kg/.
>>94081018>goalposts>shifted
>>94080979Traitor, obviously, no loyalist would be caught with a skirt that short
I'm happy for some real representation
>>94080972probably sculpted by the same guy who did the halfling bloodbowl team. They look great
>>94080739Why? Its always been canon anyway really, doesnt break any lore and gives the ever growing female gamers more to relate to
>>94081030for overweight uggos? yeah, now you can feel seen!
>>94080997you can't add barefoot women models because of THAT crowd...
>>94080897>>94080972>Exploding Varmints: The Board Game
>>94081037you will get him to respond
>>94081023>great looking mechanicum range>no rules for 40kayim checking out
>>94081030He... He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you
>>94080897Man these guys are going to look great in blue.
>>94081040I mean ratlings are supposed to be pretty ugly. My only complaint is how few of them are actually holding their weapons out but I imagine the sprues have that covered like the rest of the kill teams
>Warcom STILL downThis is what happens when pajeet migration into your country is left unchecked
>ever growing female gamers troons don't count
The death wing christmas army actually looks pretty good. I might consider buying it. Please talk me out of it since I already have 2 armies.
>>94081030>I'm happy for some real representationBut that's not an ogryn.
>>94081056Then go back!
>>94081062non-homebrew space marine chapters will leave you empty
>>94081048Do it.
>>94081069THey can be a homebrew DA successor chapter though.
>>94080897Are there any models missing because during the stream they showed some rokkit launcher boys which I don't think fit any of these as mere "options"
Do we have a price point for this year's battleforces?Was looking for an excuse to get some ally knights and that battleforces is exactly what I wanted, so I can have the choice of armiger or big knight support
>>94081081What was last year's? $230 USD? So start eating less big macs and start saving up!
>>94081079I'm thinking they used 2 kits and they're going to have options for full hammers or full rokkitsFingers crossed
>>94080801they said 2025 is the year of Chaos, numbnuts
The current tankbustas rules are fucking shit. Any change is welcome
>>94080835imagine losing to orktober still
>>94081081It's always about +10€ than the year before
>Blood Angels shit goes on the website>That descriptionIs GW for real? Paint them any other color and they're pretty easily mistaken for any other jump pack model.
>>940811222025 is the year of Chaos you moron
>>94081101I'm a euro so I get "less" price fucked by GW exporting, plus I get 25% off at my club's lgs.Shit I might actually buy these fucking knights
>>94080619It looked fine to me.
>>94080739why? you clearly display cuck behaviour by subbing in the first placeyou should be enjoying the female custodes to cuck your little panzy ass even further
>>94081101haha...
>>94081122>adding orks released out of orktoberDisingenuous
>>94081161will probably be $280 from an LGS with the 15% off GW price
>>94080765just do it you faggot
>>94080972The sausage guys aren't a part of this?how do i get the sausage team?
>>94081161>Canadian funny moneyYou're lucky they take it all
>>94081122>>94080801Where are the lords? Did the dies crack?
>>94081175That is the Christmas model
>>94081160>why?Female custodes is a betrayal.
>>94081122What models are the orks riding the pigs kinda like them
>>94081169Yeah, but then you basically add it back in with our sales taxes
>>94080985>slight conversion>guy has the dick of the sniper in his hand>Psst! Don't tell anyone,
>>94080917bait used to be believable>Verification not required.
>>94081187How do I get the Christmas Model?
>>94080927Good to see he's still doing 40k stuff.
>>94081122Erm... actually Skaven are chaos now Chuddy. Respect their pronouns
>>94081208You just order it like normal, but it's a limited edition so they don't make that many.Every other Christmas models so far hasn't been all that popular and you could find it months after, so I'm sure you can get it.
can’t get on the community site, anyone know what’s actually in the battleforce boxes?
>>94081188You don't even play custodes.
What would happen if the Imperium discovered a planet of busty anime girls whose way of saying hello is sex?
>>94081239we already have the Tau
>>94081224Any in particular you are interested in?
I think I like this box, actually.
>>94081224You can see them on any social, like FB and Instagram.Or just wait, they'll fix the site eventually.
>>94081248all of them, since I’m considering starting a new army and the contents of these boxes could sway my decision
>>94080972>pygmies got updates with 40k modelsBased and DEIpilled.
>>94081228Correct, and I never will again until GW offers an official apology.
>>94081255I like how they spaced the pentient engines out like they're separate units, rather than what they are (one box)
>>94081259I don’t have FB or insta, I tried twitter but they don’t seem to have posted them for some reason
>>94081192sshhh lemme cope>>94081224Necrons>the big updated ctan shard>twenty battleline>a character>maybe something else I can't tell and don't play with or against necrons so idk the models wellSisters>new fatguy priest model>arcoflag unit>repentia unit>penitent engines>two rhinosKnights>questoris>four baby knightsDark Angels>Lion>ten terminators>six innercircle>chaplain in terminator armorTau>riptide>three crisis suits
>>94081260Necrons : 10 warriors, translocator cape lord, 10 lychguard/Praetorians and dragon ctanSisters: buttload of repentias, 2 rhinos, 2 pain engines and preacher dudeKnights: 4 armigers, 1 big knight DA: 10 DW knights, the lion, 6 inner circle companions and terminator chaplain Tau: broadside, commander, stormsurge and the big stealth suit
>>94081291>tfw no new Crusader models to go along with the Priest
>>94081275FB is worth it even for just the Warhammer market places imho. Best deals of my life.
>>94081304wait is that the tau box? lmao all the mechs look the same to me
>>94081291>Tau>>riptide>>three crisis suitsIts a Riptide, Commander, Broadside and Ghostkeel. Actual schitzobox.
>>94081304>StormsurgeA riptide FFS, I mistook the name
>>94081044Not meant to, just a bullshit point that only a few idiots on /poltg/ think is "le based, no wimens" It needs calling out at every turn
>>94081122You're missing some Chaos ratmen, do you?
I do hope we remove terminators from the codex. Gravis looks better in every way
>>94081345
>>94081255>two rhinos Well we know what’s not selling
>>94081291>>94081304thanks anons, I’m most tempted by the knights but honestly none of these boxes are really tempting me, might just save my money this year
>>94081162orktober never ends, it lives in our hearts forever
>>94081345is that you, Brad from the poorhammer “podcast”?
>>94079720Corax because he had the decency to see what a shit show the Heresy shit was going to be and immediately kill himself. I'm so sick of 30k garbage poisoning the main setting, primarchs included
>>94081291>no generic space marinesshame. I was hoping to buy into them with a new battleforce. Ah well.
>>94081291Why is the Necrons one labeled "Hypercrypt Legion" when it doesn't have a Monolith, which is like THE Hypercrypt Legion unit? Why not Obeisance Phalanx, since it actually comes with Lychguard and Praetorians?
>>94081409dark angels are the 2nd most generic legion after ultramarines
>>94081122>didn't include any skaven stuff on the chaos sideHmm...
Seems GW's webstore is wrecked just like their news site. Trying to search items on there just returns 504 ERROR.
>>94081398that was Curze, not Corax. Try to keep up, lorelet
>>94081189Maw-Grunta
>>94081304>repentias, rhinos, and penitent enginesthank god I don't need this>>94081423In theory it could just be hidden by the Sisters box. We'll have to wait for Warcom to stop shitting the bed I guess.
>>94081440That's what happens when you outsource to India.
>>94081122have the new CSM models been released?
>Vanilla space marines are almost always shittier than the subcodex chapters>They solved this in 7th with unique rules and relics that the sub chapters can't get>This got removed???
>>94081465solo releases for the lords seem to not be a priority
aaaaa i like the boxes when can i pre order them
>>94081496Christmas
>>94081353byt that logic, Knight Armigers aren't selling
If I can't equip every tankbustas with a rokkit launcha then it's a dead on arrival box
>>94081311> FB marketplaceYes the place where the majority of what you find are obvious scams.> pic related All sold by blacks for pennies on the dollar in NY. It’s hilarious how obvious this scam is. I’d have half a brain to think these blacks don’t even use a fake account for this shit
Is it expected or am I doing something retarded having to buy like 20 paints to paint my first kit to parade readyI used the citadel app for the list of paints and I guess its expected when starting out but it feels so wrong to have a cart with more than a hundred dollars worth of paint and a 60$ kit
>>94081524Retarded
>>94081522Can't you just get your bank to reverse it if you don't recieve your goods?
>>94081524>Why the GW app Is trying to make me buy a hundred dollars worth if paint
>>94081522I guess it's an american thing, I never had any problem in my country.
>>94081522well, obviously its fencing of stolen goods, how can you know the nog so wall but not grasp that yourself retard
>>94081550> get your bank to reverse itWhat? Wire transfers are final. Zelle is final with no protection. The only thing you can get buyer protection for is EBay and PayPal Goods and Services. Everything else is final and no refunds> you must be 18 or older to post here, child
how should I paint the rubber joints on a space marine in black power armour?
>>94081582GreyDark Red
Gentlemen I must say that I am very excited to see the new tankbustas. The models look great and the weapons are beautiful. I hope to see that the updated datasheet they get for 40k is a bit better than their current iteration with plenty of options to make them all hold rokkit launchas capable of actually busting tanks.I'm hopeful, and will be ordering the box.
>like night lords aesthetic>hate that theyre "allied" to chaosI just wanna be space batman but actually be a "good" guy
>>94081291>NecronsCarried by the C'Tan and it feels mediocre>SistersMega mediocre>KnightsCompletely gone day 1>Gay MarinesIf nothing else, fully expected>Tau Schizo box
>>94081596Raven Guard
>>94080537>>94080538>>94080591Your optimism is deeply unhinged.>>94081315Yeah I’m trying to figure out what the fuck the deal is with that box.
>>94081609>Yeah I’m trying to figure out what the fuck the deal is with that box.It's clearly a "what do we have taking up space in the warehouse" kind of box
>>94081616I mean I might pick it up to round out my 2k list but i already have a bunch of crisis suits I got second hand.
>>94080897I wanted 'Ard Boyz back. I guess this is a good compromise...?
>>94081616The perfect box for someone who only owned chaff units and never bought a combat patrol or battle force box ever in their lives. It’s rather funny
>>94081632It doesn’t have crisis suits, anon. It has:> Commander> Riptide> Ghostkeel> BroadsideThere’s a lot of anons that have no clue what Tau units are called
>>94081616>Basically every list is Triptide>Must be taking up room in the warehouseThe other stuff is meta too, really isn't the dregs
>>940815241 main color1 contrasting color1 silver 1 gold1 brown1 black1 whiteBlack/brown washThen just mix your own shades and highlights That's like what 8 paints?
>>94081643Anon I said I already had the crisis suits. I don’t have a GK and only one riptide and broadside as well.
>>94081657That’s my confusion, why would having crisis suits sway your decision on obtaining a box that doesn’t have a single crisis suit? Your sentence makes no sense
>>94081582I do Vallejo basalt grey then put a black wash on then with my black templar
>>94080324Okay, now they HAVE to update Aspect Warriors. Surely they will a-any day now
>>94081670Chalk it up to mutually incompatible autism.
>>94081643>There’s a lot of anons that have no clue what Tau units are calledYeah its called being a xenos army
>>94081684You won’t hear a thing until February of next year, anon. And that’s if you’re lucky. Krieg first, then Eldar>>94081687Fair enough
>>94081596Make your guys then.Anon, marines are one of the factions with most freedom to kitbash and make up your own shit
>every unit in the necrons Christmas box is something I wanted At least, building the praetorians as lychguard, that is. I wasn't expecting much but I'm very pleasantly surprised by this.
>>94081643I really don't understand this box.It's supposed to be a big entry box but it feels like a heavy reinforcement instead.
>>94081684You are talking like every Eldar release in the last 3 editions didn't have updated aspect warriors in it
>>94081501>byt that logic, Knight Armigers aren't sellingthey probably aren't. Every knight besides Canis Rex sucks cock to ally in to any Imperium army because they don't get army rules or enhancements and the entire faction is balanced around Bondsman abilities, Armigers and big knights suck cock on their own when you can just bring a Gladiator or Redemptor. You know what does sell? War Dogs, because they're actually good datasheets on their own even without army rules, they're not completely garbage as allies, and lots of Chaos factions don't have bloated datasheet options so a Brigand for anti-tank is actually a compelling choice.
>>94080938Motley Crew is peak SOVL, kys
will going to an official gw store ensure i get one of the boxes before it’s sold out
>>94081754Congrats on having no decent LGS near you and paying full MSRP like a sucker
>>94080972>ammo pugSOVL
>24 out of 52 CSM datasheets are characters
>>94081765...my lgs sells at full msrpAt least I can pay over time instead of buying the full thing all at once
i can't access any of the balance dataslates... I'm forced to work just off of my vanilla condex...
>>94080972>THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISEN->*BANG*
>30k chuds keep winningSad part is 30k dark mech will look kino while 40k eventual dark mech will look like slop
>>94081778I have 3 LGS and they all sell at MSRP as well. I buy everything except paints and other tertiary materials on eBay and Amazon. I thought everyone did? I got the necron combat patrol new on amazing for $125 a couple months ago, no way I'm spending $160 on it locally.
>>94081809>Get admech>Add spikeswow... so kino... yeah man....
>>94081815>on amazing*Amazon
>>94081815Damn, that sucks for you.My two local stores are always 15-20% below the GW price
>>94081825Yeah, it is pretty kino!
>>94081701Bro everyone knows carnifexes, lictors and norns, fuck there's even generational trauma about flyrsnts, it's just that people legit don't give a crap about Tau units
>>94080972>recaff mug with a skull on it alright this is pretty fun, these would pair well with the Gaunt's Ghost minis
>>94081778>...my lgs sells at full msrpCriminal
>>94081815Mine is too unless it's something that's say through price changes and was never updated like the seraphon start collecting that's been there for like 5 years
>>94081809The painting team really has gone downhill haven't they
>>94081727I could probably do with less Warriors, already drowning in them after Indomitus, swap them for Immortals and I'd be happy. Could take or leave the new Lord. C'tan is cool and more Lychguard are always nice.All told not a bad box, but we'll see if the price label is worth it.Also Scarabs. Alwayss need more Scarabs.
>>94081809This looks exactly like the kinda paint Job I shit out the weekend before a GT not like something a professional art team would do
what’s your fav big knight?
>>94081993The Wraithknight.
>>94081993I have a soft spot for the Cerastus pattern.
>>94081368hope that fat fuck sits on his internet cable and logs off forever
>>94081825wtf did you think chaos admech would be?
>>94081776Grim, but nu-hammer will say this is fine
>>94081776damn, the faction that focuses on individuality is full of individuals?
>>94080972I'd commission someone to sculpt shoes on them
>>94081345How can a man have such shit taste!?
>buying paints from the LGS and get suckered into a conversation. >goes quite well>guy lets slip the word "secondary" when the >conversation shifted to the online sphere of the Warhammer 40k fanbase>We were talking about online fanart of 40k before.Aw shit I'm assuming he's one of us. Not sure if the guy is a troll or lurker or frequent poster.I don't wanna get identified as a 4channer from my LGS via posting models. I might risk being banned for association given this site's reputation.Am I just being paranoid right now?
>>94081776people actually want more lolthey want chapter masters for the original traitor legions and primarch models for perty and lorgar plus chaos lord on bike etcdisco lord cypher sorcerer trashtor and warpsmith could go and i wouldnt give a fuck
>>94081979Ewan McGregor?
>>94082097You monster.
>>94081776They could pare it down a lot by making better soup rules. Why does MoE need rules in two codexes? Why can we take cult troops but give them no leaders? They already opened the door to point values differing between souping and not with imperial agentsMake up your fucking minds gw
>>94082101Stop being a fucking pussy and post your models, or are you a secondary?
>>94080981>salaried webdevsAre they actually? So why did they pay 10m for the webstore replacement?
>>94082150>They already opened the door to point values differing between souping and not with imperial agentsThe soup points values are the real ones, the others are just some numbers to fake IA being an actual army.
>>94082102Vashtorr desperately needs to be his own faction, his own codex even
>>94082152I think it would be better for me to just take the secondary branding right now. To any frequent model posters have you ever been identified? How did it go? Did you have to explain yourself or what did you say?
>>94082102Vashtorr is more interesting as a character than 95% of chaos
>>94082199Yes, they complimented my minis and offered to gift me some .stls. That was about it.
>>94082222Vashtorr is the ynari but for chaos
>>94082199>To any frequent model posters have you ever been identified?Yes>How did it go?Fine, keep in mind if you're identified it's because that person also lurks.>Did you have to explain yourself or what did you say?Not really, this place is far more constructive than Facebook. On Facebook noone will hurt your feelings with their public Facebook page. Here people will call out your opportunities.
>>94082111I'm evil like that
>>94082222Nigga looks like buffalo bill in heels and his lore is “it gets the artifact or it gets the hose again”
>>94082222Tell me one interesting thing about him
>>94082199I know someone here because we were in the same painting competition for our LGS. We have never spoke about it and I never plan to
do the PDF versions of the codex have all of the dataslate updates
>>94082199You know sugden started here right? Kept posting in wip and 40kg until her shit was good enough to grab GW attention
>>94082235>offered to gift me some .stls.Did you accept? If you did I'd start running some virus scans for potential malware. Just in case.>>94082241>Fine, keep in mind if you're identified it's because that person also lurks.Alright that's fair enough.
>>94082273Any PDFs of the codexes are just going to be scans of the printed books
>>94082289Nah, often when the epub gets shared it gets saved as a pdf too.
>>94082299>the epubThere is no epub
>>94082278I knew that, but I think Sugden got lucky due to miniature painting talent being a good portfolio for working at GW.
>>94082299anon they stopped doing epubs for 40k in 8th
>>94081727Since I already have the Void Dragon, the rest probably isn't much of a deal. Could have used the Lychguard, but most Necron players probably have enough Warriors to last them a lifetime.
>>94082279Naw I said no, too busy to use my printer rn anyway.
>>94081825Spikes on the legs are just the same the AdMech already have - Dunecrawlers, Ironstrider/Dragoon.. . Even the Skirarii have them.
>>94082199Release yourself from fear. Post dudes.
>>94082101Just tell anyone who gives you shit you just come here to tell chuds to kill themselves.
>>94081809this already looks like slop, its just admech painted black with some spikeswe need an army thats a fusion of flesh and steel
>>94081809
>>94082101Nope, never post models, it's always a trap.
>>94082454a trap designed to make you buy your first mini which you've cleverly avoided until now you weasel
Warhammer community is down so I'll ask here instead. Was there not a single 40k reveal this Warhammer day? Whst the fuck are they doing?
>>94082199I circumvent this by not having any friends so nobody will ever identify my models no matter where I post them
>>94082488if you're a pussy or you post your models somewhere where it can be traced back to your socials, then yeah
>>94081270You never played custodes.
>>94082199Oh no someone might see that you..... paint minis...... for a game that people paint minis for.... the horror
>>94082493There was killteam which is just unit-by-unit soft realeses for 40k.
>>94082493They revealed the new Kill Teams and then teased Emperor's Children, so any hype for armies after IG died.
>>94082493only reveal is that EC are coming 2025 and the Christmas boxesthe Kill-teams will be used in 40k I guess
>>94081809This is unironically just standard admech shit but painted black and grey and brass.
>>94082516It's still not marketed as 40k. Why is the breadwinner taking the backseat?
>>94082493Happy Warhammer Day
>>94082510Yeah I did.
>>94081291If I had the money and weren't a poorfag I'd unironically get the Dark Angels box.It looks great and all of the models in it are something that I like.
>>94082548Nah, I know your kind.
>>94082505Ah so you agree you haven't bought any
>>94082550what are watchers in the dark
>>94082563I know I frequent your mother's bedroom often, but that doesn't mean you know me.
He killed quintillions.
>>94082565I meant to reply to the "it's always a trap" post, my bad. I'm not that anon. I post my minis here pretty often
>>94082585Should have been more
>>94082584>>94082563this is the gayest slapfightyou are both fucking losers
>>94082585>++DO NOT WORSHIP ME!++
>>94082440Looking at the large opisthosoma, I suppose the Venomcrawler is a female. It'd propably eat the Doomstalker after mating.
>>94082609>gayHey, when I come to parents bedroom it's to fuck your mom, your dad just watches.
People who post models are nogames. They have no fear of discovery because their armies never leave their home.
>>94082649now that's a new nomodels cope
>>94082662Post games.
>>94080144Get lost /pol/tard.
>>94082672Post models.
>>94082696I've explained why I won't do that, why don't you post games?
>>94082649>>94082662I know you're both playing into a bit but there has been more than a few times when people dox others with enough info in a picture, and it is much worse when posting game photos.
>>94082713You explained you're nomodels yeah
>>94082610>++WORRY NOT, FATHER! WE ARE NOT RELIGIOUS!++
>>94082713so, nomodels? :)
>>94082715>>94082718>>94082727Sounds like no games talk to me.
>>94082585
>>94082715what can realistically happen even if someone fucking found you lurk here lmao
>>94082733Yeah, you do kinda reek of it
>>94082550I feel the same way. I decided on Dangels a few months ago but have only bought a single unit of Deathwing Knights, everything else is generic marines stuff. Was putting off the Lion because I didn't think I was good enough to paint him.Well, here goes nothing.
nigger
>>94082624the darker coloration would indicate it's a male though
>>94082222Vaginataur is a weak figure that only gets remembered because he keeps trying to shill him in half assed attempts.
>>94082649>local LGS has a no photography rule>all because of a sperg/creep>nobody gets to have pictures of their games because someone ruined it for everyone else
>>94082761I want to know what happened
>>94082770see >>94082754 for a summary
>>94082770uhh tldr>guy seems to really like taking pictures of games at the store>not just warhams but cards and d&d etc>is always hanging out taking pictures>posts them to the store's facebook>meanwhile he's sneaking creepshots of every girl that comes in>including underage girls>including the owner's 7 year old daughter
I fucking hate imperium fans by a lot. You ruined 40k you stupid fucks. The only good thing here was the fucking ratlings. Your stupid fucking spess muhreen just unleashed legions upon legions of casuals unto the setting. It’s so fucking over.
>>940821014chan is normalfag central since 2016. Imagine being this much of a pussy
>>94082800Thanks for reminding me why I fucking hate my lgs God why can't we just have normal people
Come home, tank man.
>>94082804Shut up manchild
94082804low effort bait
>nomodels>nogames>nofullypaintedmodelsandctusadegames>no3kpointsofmodels>noplayingsince3rdandevidence ofeverysinglegameplayedmodelmadeandmerchboughtHow many goalposts ya think we can scoot
>>94082820>>94082818Look what you fuckers did you absolute dumbasses. All because you wanted more slop muhreens. You stupid immature moron.
>>94082843People who post games have no friends, because they are not afraid of alienating people they interact with by posting them on 4chan. Post friends.
>>94082861>post friendsuhhhhh
>>94082818
Post a paternity test that proves you have reproduced that is independently verifiable on the blockchain as well as three character references so I can take your warhammer credentials seriouslyYou guys are such gayboys
>>94082872Slop
>>94082885botpost
>>94082891LittleBitchpost
great work today guys
>its ok for chaos to have their gay little retard op primarchs>its not ok for the imperium to get themwhy?
am i supposed to paint on the sprue or assemble first
>post games>post games>post games>Someone does>commence vague nonsenseposting
>>94082944assemble or sub assembleif you assemble on sprues you wont get paint where the sprue gates are, and you won't have any capability to clean off moldlines either
>>94082943How about both of you fuck off with the fucking capeslop Horus Heresy was a mistake. Fuck off with the homo erotic soap opera crap
>>94082958>she doesn't edge highlight the mouldlines
>>94082960real /v/ermin posting hours I see
>>94082943Named characters are lame.
>>94080696their models are still metal that’s why
>>94082943One side are immortal deamonsThe others are 10k old mortals
>people excited about EC when WE release was 5 kitsI hope you're ready forFulgrimNoise MarinesLuciusCult TroopAnd a terminator equivalent!
>>94082960Cope
>>94082986Cultist*
>>94082986>Cult Troopprobably just an extra sprue for CSM like NL, no need for more
>>94082970Lurk more you dumb soap opera lovin’ shitter. It’s been fucking /v/ hour just about every hour for years now.
>>94082986It's better than the literal nothing they have right now.
>>94083003The only new shit will be fulgrim and the terminators, you'll have less than you have being able to soup csm shit for probably 5 years if not more
>>94082986Noise Marines ARE the cult troop
>>94083020>>94082992
>>94082986Fuck man, I'd take 5 new kits over a shitcast upgrade kit older than I am any day of the week>You'll lose all your CSM stuff!Yah I'll really miss those 24 characters
>>94083020they shouldn't be. They're more like Havocs or Devastators in thr fluff.
>>94082986world eaters wave 2 is never happening
>>94083033Tsons is still not a full army
>>94082989Cope? Cope about the fact that space marines and their consequences have been a disaster for warhammer? No, I don’t I will.And you can post all the bolter porn and spess muhreen beats eldar crap all you want, but you will never beat the allegations. There are no women in your ranks. Your origin and lore is based in homoerotic soap opera filled with dues, and your entire faction’s recruitment process involves taking seed from their daddy.You will never cope hard enough.
>>94082958cheersI've had a hard time painting chest pieces on the frist 3 models I did since I assembled them first.I think I'll just prime the sprue, cut off bodyparts, deal with moldlines, then paint them, and finally glue it together.
>>94083049Why would you have women in an army?
>>94083061so you can call a stranger gay on the internet
>>94083061because one of the gods of my army is an amazonian goddess who created an entire race of hot parthenogenetic women and sometimes blesses my dudes to be actually gals with boobs, for no other discernible reason beyond the fact it pleases her
New to 40k and looking to buy a battleforce. I can get the Imperial Fists battleforce, the Spearhead force with a bunch of the jump marines, the strike force space marines one. Which of the 3 is better for a new player? I'm torn between the last two as I'd want to play White Scars or Raven Guard over other chapters, so I don't think the heavy Marines are what I'm after.... Are heavy Marines necessary though in terms of if you don't play them, good luck type of thing?
>>94083049>There are no women in your ranks. Your origin and lore is based in homoerotic soap opera filled with dues, and your entire faction’s recruitment process involves taking seed from their daddy.And?
>>94083074pornsick freak
>>94079701Cute ratto.
>>94083095>pic
>>94083095Primarch 88.
>>94083100>Make a big deal out of the fifth chaos god being the rat>Despite chaos allegedly being multiversal, this has had zero impact on 40k
>>94083095>>94083104>>94083110>And?And you’re aren’t beating the allegations. Cope.
>>94081809I thought we'd finally gotten an answer to what the fuck this thing was, but it seems not so.
>>94083114Nobody gives a rat's ass about the lore in AoS (and that's a good thing)
>>94083114And thank God for that. Ratfags are insufferable enough in fantasy and aos. They can stay there.
>>94083114>Be'lakor gets imported from AoS to 40k>daemon primarchs don't get ported to AoS
>>94083118>beating the allegations>Cope
>>94083095>mfw I look at non-Marine armies
>>94082199Idk what you think there is for someone to be called out on for posting their models on a 40k discussion board>>94082101Why are you guys so paranoid? Is this a meme?
>>94083097nothing sexual about it, dude
>>94083128can we send him back with vashtorr shoved up his ass
>>94083135>>94083137>posting Cope images Don’t you have some seed to extract, seed takers?
>>94080739Well done
>>94083100Not 40k
>>94083144Should've left him in his cuckshed where they found him.
>>94083157neither is 90% of this sewer of a thread
>>94083114best outcome is a necromunda gang of skavengers and an occasional cheeky ratman amongst the crews of darkmek units or a dark mirror of ratlings for the traitor guard
>>94083128that'll inevitably lead to SIGMAR LOST PRIMARCH??? discourse
>>94083150
>>94083150What, you want some?
>>94082989As an Eldar player idgaf bout this. Non-named characters will always job to named characters in media.
>>94083171Then don't let daemon princes cross universes.
>>94082986Why do people act like this is bad? What the fuck could you possibly want? These are military units, you build armies of them
>>94083175you're okay anon, don't go to the craftworld tomorrow
>>94083171the discourse goes nowhere, we saw sigmar's birth and life in his novel, he's no primarch, he was a MAN on the other hand demonic primarchs amongst the chaos armies wouldn't be that different from but another flavour of greater demonthe only problem would be HHfags whining about how their space daddy isn't the most important thing ever even in the aos armies, narratively
>>94083169>a necromunda gang of skavengersWhat? Are the Ratskins a joke to you? Could easily work a few full mutants in.
>>94083180>What the fuck could you possibly want?A full release like DG
>>94083191>HH SM fans thinking about AoS fluff>everdelusional projection, lol
>no GSC bundle box
here's how I would do the run-up to 40kmarOk so the primarchs that aren't dead are all back and brawling in the eye of terror and faith levels go critical and KABLOOEY the entire galaxy explodes in chaos power. Chaos wins.Then it reforms.Everyone's like "huh whuh wha happun"And then out from the Eye is the fucking EVIL GOD EMPEROR and he's like HAHA I AM A REAL GOD NOWTHEN THE MAN EMPEROR APPEARS AND IS LIKE HAHA I AM ALIVE AGAIN EVIL ME!and they kiss sloppystyle
>new warhammer community sites down on the one day it matters Why do these companies take something that is working fine, and make it dogshit. The old website shit on the new one. And the new one immediately crashes due to traffic.
>>94081161Read this as Cadian dollar.
>>94082986>And a terminator equivalent!Noise termies?
>>94083227The banks broke before the people did
>>94083049The homoeroticism and soap opera shit is literally why their so charming. "Uhhh no women no bitches." Yeah that's the point.
>>94083213I'm sad too brother
>>94083236I'd like that, think we're getting some weird tartaros inspired phoenix guard melee termies using swords if I had to guess
>>94083151Yes well done>>94083172You said cope>>94083173Have you not heard of the communal space yacht orgies of the Aeldari, or the depraved debauchery of the Drukhari filthy Mon-Keigh? Both of which have women by the way.
>>94083257>>94083257>>94083257
>>94083200DG aren’t just like 5 kits? Could’ve fooled me
>>94083236>instead of this>we'll just Chaos phoenix termiators at best, most likely just some OC donut steel like eightboundFeels great...
>>94083265>discussion still going strong>not at image cap>makes new threadFuck you faggot.
>>94083243This applies to the custodes and shit too, women for some reason feel the need to elbow in to factions or spaces were the weird homoeroticism is kind of part of the identity.
>>94083285we're only 7 away from cap, chill out
>>94083266>DG aren’t just like 5 kits?get your fingers checked brood brother
>>94083285>discussion still going strongthis thread has been horrible
>>94083199Unfortunately I don't see modern GW wanting to touch ratskins even with a 10feet pole, otherwise ratmen and ratskins if anything would serve as natural and perfectly thematic enemies for one another, with the ratskins represting somehwat noble primitives while skavengers a fast growing new threat of foul creatures
>>94083243>The homoeroticism and soap opera shit is literally why their so charming. "Uhhh no women no bitches." Yeah that's the point.I have no rebuttal this. I just wanted some honesty here. No bullshit, just complete utter honesty on what space marines are about.Hyper masculine toxic angry gay space racists. >>94083294Yes yes, we know you are upset about women entering your club of sweaty golden muscle men. We know.
>>94083353I mean its partly that but its also that it would make way more sense to actually expand the Sisters of silence and better deliver on the whole thing of them working with the custodes instead of just like doing a gender swap of a male only faction. The sisters of silence are cool IDK why they get neglected so much. Their whole sign language thing is kino.
>>94083285why are so many of you retards so autistic about new threads being created a couple post/images before cap, holy shit
>>94081291>no generic space marine box to pick up and integrate into my army>considering starting a Tau army but not with this mess>necron box doesn’t have any of the cool stuffStrike 3. Why have GWs starter/expansion boxes been so bad lately?
>>94080359>on the overall same way of lifeIt's like you're only reading what you want to. Sometimes I wonder why I even engage with this community.
>>94080444They confirmed it back when they released the index, my dude.
>>94081271I don't play SoB, but would it be better to keep them separate instead of as a dual unit? I figured you could get more use on some cases if they weren't paired.
>>94081425That box is useless to anyone who doesn't want to play DA, though. Maybe you could run some of em as assault termies and bladeguard vets, but you're still proxying one unit for another.>>94082582Mystery midgets from Caliban, they work with/in close proximity to the Dark Angels through some mystery arrangement. They've got cool secret powers and can make you disappear, like from some old cautionary fairytale. >>94082872Both of those SoB faces came on the same sprue, I'd bet.
>>94081734Neat action figure
>>94081993The biggest one
Anyone here have a favorite Sororitas novel?
>>94082582Eldritch monster-Jawa-children with incredibly strong psyker abilities who are bros with the Dark Angels for some reason. We don't know what they are, where they're from, or why they do what they do. Could be Xenos, could be warp entities, could be some kind of abhuman psyker midgets or maybe even mutants, we don't know.
>>94082585And that was the best possible Golden Path outcome. Without him humanity would be extinct entirely
