it was only a matter of time edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/august-26-2024-banned-and-restricted-announcement>NewsThe 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-scheduleMetagame Mentor: The Scariest Standard Strategies in Duskmourn:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-scariest-standard-strategies-in-duskmourn>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>Previously:>>94242304>TQpost your unfiltered thoughts about today
>>94245242wait whathow am i supposed to be reading this? standard legal universes beyond is the future?
>>94246320Over status: it's
>>94246118feels good to land a correct prediction every now and then>TQit's over
just watched an entire BO3 in Standard at Worlds that took 10 turns. Total. Cumulative. Ten. TEN.
I think I'm unironically embarrassed to tell people I play magic for the first time in 10 years
>>94246320I'm pissed off there weren't any final fantasy cards.I was expecting final fantasy cards.Anime llanowar elves is ok I guess
Here's the little dude.
>>94246320I created a color pie quiz with the colors changed to prevent bias.
>>94246320>TQ"He traded sand for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand."
>>94246320>TQI used to like crossovers.
>>94246340BASEDfuck long ass games
>>94246333>All UBs moving forward will be standard legal>Sets will be balanced 50/50 with magic IP and UB>There will be 6 standard legal sets in 2025, including Spiderman and Final Fantasy
Also they're actually trying to make Loot relevant I guess. And fun fact the Twitter thread called Vivien Nissa, because even they forget Vivien is a character.
>>94246345>theftGood. I want commander players to seethe.
spongebob cards will be standard legal (because they will be reprints of standard legal cards)
/ccg/TQ: Confess your sins, have you ever designed UB cards (as in from an existing popular IP)?
>>94246320>TQI'm gonna admit something to y'all I would never admit to anyoneI was writing some MTG erotica but after today I've lost all desire to finish and post it and I'm feeling kinda bummed out abou that wasted effort. The game I liked (not loved, let's be real here) is dead unless they do some serious course corrections soon. I don't even wanna jerk off to this shit anymore, that's how bad it is.
>>94246320>TQsadness
>>94246361*sends to the command zone*
Say something nice about this.QUICK
Some OG reprints for Foundations.
>TQI have no idea bad things are. Still tempted to go back to playing standard paper magic after nearly a decade of not playing.
>>94246360Vivien is technically better than Nissa I guess but yea she doesn't exist as a character lmao
>>94246320>TQWorlds has been fun so far
>>94246320TQ: I just heard the UB news and came to relish in the fact that I was right to quit Magic years ago.
>>94246374It's nice to have a release date for ff but I'm sill pissed off there's no actual cards
Your mandatory damage doubler for the set, I guess.
>>94246383>No elf earswhy even live?
>>94246374I will only be buying FF next year and I'll gladly do it knowing I'm accelerating this game's demise.
>>94246320AngerSadnessPure and Unadultered Hatred about HasbroPure and Unadultered Killing intent about Mark Nosewater.
>TQaetherdrift could've been something cool but the art tells me it's going to be a souless kooky goblin kart shitfest
New Niv-Mizzet. We're now at 7. Also new Arahbo and a character who only existed in flavour text.
>>94246376I miss the person I was when I thought Foundations would have high impact reprints for Standard and Pioneer instead of this shit
>>94246374it's nice i'm finally free from this game, thanks ub sets and thanks hasbro.
>>94246398Nissa isn't even an elf, they removed the 0.01% trace of elf she had back in origins
>>94246406Parun is not in the set but they bring up that new Niv and Parun are an infinite.
>>94246406MORE NIVS FOR THE NIV GOD
>>94246406neat I guess
Some more new cards. Barricade might actually be good?
"I tap and cast omnislash, my Cloud Strife deals his power in damage 4 times to your Doctor Octopus, who dies. Because I control Sephiroth, I draw a card any time one of your creatures is sent to the graveyard."That one dogshit webcomic was right
>mtg players everywhere doomposting about this>it will actually give standard a playerbase, stop the influx of broken cards into non-rotating formats and single-handedly save not only the game but specifically 60 card formats
inb4 the NEXT ERA is>foundations set update every 8 years>2 capeshit sets / year>2 cartoon sets / year>2 anime / video game sets / year
>TQTime for F&B
>>94246436I'm already tired of that comic from when Marvel was announced and every unfunny person ever spammed it forever.
>>94246438You're dead by the time you have a chance to cast it
I tap my Krusty Krab
>>94246436Omnislash hits 15 times
>>94246432>Instantly kill all the Monored bullshitBased Wall.
>>94246320>standard-legal SpongeBob Dark Confidant>he's black
>>94246438Yeah, it's actually mechanically probably gonna be pretty good, I just hate having less Magic IP sets.
I love enduring curiosity
>>94246374ENDLESS TRASH
>>94246476damn cat
>>94246438based retard
I equip Masamune on Tifa and activate Venom ability to kill your enchantment. Pass, your turn.
Spongebob's boating school boatlegendary artifact vehicle
>>94246458Yeah but if it's a card it's not gonna hit 15 times, it's gonna hit like 3-4, be realistic
>>94246485Circle of Protection: Bears
>>94246432Crystal barricade is awesome but I'm wary of it cause white is already pretty good rn
>>94246374aaaaaahhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWAKE ME UPI WANT TO WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
>>94246491Could be deal 15 damage between any number of targets
>>94246491Just make it a ten cost red mythic, it'll be fine.
Some fancy alt-arts.
>>94246374We are certainly aetherdrifting into the worst timeline
>No more original sets>MtG will now rely on crossovers like Fortnite to stay afloatThis game is a fucking joke. Have fun boyos.
>>94246374>UUBAs of now the only card with UUB cost is Undermine. What did the NotC mean by that?>>94246320>TQNot give a shit it's late October, gonna eat some ice-cream... Wait, you meant MtG? Frankly, I've got absolutely nothing to say. As far as I'm concerned, MtG is dead&done for me.
THIS GAME IS FUCKING SHIT
I don't fucking care anymore
>>94246508>50/50 sets means no original setsI don't like it either but at least fucking know what's being done.
>>94246504oh that's really nice art on the hydra
I highly doubt it but will Aetherdrift be a fun set like Unstable was?
>>94246509>>94246374UNDERMINE CROSSOVER???
>>94246522Not a chance
FDN's Special Guests will be re-using other set's treatments to sort of further the set being about all of Magic.Enjoy dying to Embercleave in Limited (won't be Standard legal, SPGs still don't affect legality).
>>94246501>>94246502Actually Cloud will be a planeswalker and it'll be his ult -9 deal 4 damage 15 times to any target (the same target may be chosen more than once)
>>94246522it's an artifact focused set, it's going to be cancer as always.
>>94246504>arahbowhy is commander card in a standard set?
Also, uh, fucking Progenitus is just here? Neat. The Timmy-est card is back.
>>94246374uuhUUUHif UUB will be in universe then the in universe vs beyond set balance is still 50/50 so that's goodthey said UB would never be the majority of releases
>>94246539It's a new Arahbo. Second Obeka was in a Standard set too.
>>94246540Damn now I kind of want to make a deck with progenitus
>>94246530Erm MaRo said UB has no planeswalkers
>>94246545UUB literally stands for "unannounced universes beyond"
>>94246545UUB is just "unannounced Universes Beyond", it's not the actual set code. Also you can't fucking count, that's 3 and 3 of each.
>>94246545>if UUB will be in universe then the in universe vs beyond set balance is still 50/50 so that's goodaetherdrift and end of evangelion are "normal" sets
>>94246392godFuckingDAMMITHAHHAHHHAEVERY SETDOUBLE DOUBLE DOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>94246540You might actually be able to cast it in Standard with some of the retarded cards we have legal nowGod help us
>>94246552Ermm but the IP holders said they need to have some flashy planeswalkers so the sets sell
>>94246552I know you're joking but remember when Nosewater said guns weren't MTG and they weren't gonna do gay licensed products? I remember
Magic x Sakusei Byoutouthink about it dotards
>>94246528>Embercleave in Standard for five(5) fucking yearsYOU FUCKING IDIOTSYOU MORONSYOU FOOLS
thanks for giving me an extra turn, random cute anime girl from kamigawa
>>94246540>only way to get cute brown girls in mtg is through animeFuck it, nothing matters anymore. Just inject it in my veins.
>>94246571It's not in standard you nigger learn to read embercleave should 100% be in standard again it'd be funny
>>94246571SPGs are not standard legal
Innkeeper's talent in a gruul aggro list is a bit odd desu
>>94246571special guest cards aren't part of the set
>>94246514hasbro just curb stomped what's left of this gamewe need wellness checks on LSV, Finkel, and Chapin right now
>>94246577No it fucking rocks
>>94246320I feel nothing but pity to the 60-card players. This is just a horrible decision, but sadly clueless people will just eat the slop and will force more capeshit in 60-card format. Hasn't WOTC heard of "Stick to your lane"?
>>94246573>Anime>MTGWhat the fuck happened? I honestly don't mind. Haven't played for more than a decade and it comes as a surprise
>>94246577this deck is gonna win world lol
>>94246573>brownWhat the fuck are you guys even talking about anymore?
>>94246508ALPHA INVESTMENTS PURPOSELY SOLD EVERYONE BOXES OF OLD DOGSHIT KNOWING UNIVERSES BEYOND WAS GOING TO REPLACE MTG
>>94246575>>94246576>>94246579WHY DID THEY GIVE IT THE SAME SET SYMBOL THEN? JUST TO BE CONFUSING?
My dick has blasted straight through my pants, the art for FF looks so damn goodI wonder if he'll transform in lieu of having a standalone Hades summon>>94246540Progenitus is looking straight out of MonHun here, I dig it
>>94246588japs spend outrageous amounts of money on TCGs but they don't really like magic so WOTC is trying to win them over
>>94246588WOTC JP wanted to have cool art for war of the spark and everyone lost their mind so we've been getting more and more anime cards since.It's one of the few saving graces of the past 5 years
>>94246594It's not. That's the Special Guest set symbol.
I will continue to strictly only play draft and sealed so as to support WOTC as little as possible
>>94246594>JUST TO BE CONFUSING?probably, yes
>>94246582As a red mage I prefer the leyline version
>>94246606>as little as possibleplay cube
>>94246592>hey you know how we just printed surveil lands, which are just scry lands but better?>print the fucking scry lands again
>>94246588MTG dropped from 7th to 8th in Japan and is try to please the Japanese fans.
>>94246597I think it's not impossible a lot of villains will have TDFCs. They were pretty sparse on anything of actual details, so who knows. I can see them going either way with Emet, though.
>>94246602Oh, on my phone it just looked like a generic star at a glance. Nevermind I guess.
>>94246597Haven't seen any race swaps yet. I need to see Tifa, I have to see if she's been deflated.
>>94246577It gives a lot more staying power. Triggers valiant and prowess, and it grows your creatures. It's good for the same reason leyline is bad, it turns out banking on the t2 win is actually trash when everybody is jamming cheap removal for you.
There is no fucking reason in this world that makes me pass the red line of not magic stuff in Standard or Pioneer.When FF release i'm out.
>>94246612>>hey you know how we just printed surveil lands, which are just scry lands but better?retard
>>94246606C U B E
when will the goypigs stop buying magicit feels like wotc can shart out just about anything and there will be a group of people who will slurp it all upi'm so fucking tired of itWHEN WILL THERE BE CONSEQUENCES FOR THEIR ACTIONS
>>94246611I would but I need the possibility of prizes to feel like I Really beat people because I'm a psychic vampire
>Heh, plans changed. Nothin personnel kid ...
>>94246621You're not more right the second timeAnd no, I'm not less right the second time, either
>>94246623>when will the goypigs stop buying magicFunko Pop Marvel basedboys will slurp it all up gladly
>>94246612The temples will be standard for five years the surveil lands will rotate.
>>94246345>wotc still doesn't undertand what makes full art lands cool
>>94246621Surveiling is better than scrying for a huge swathe of decks. Also the surveil lands have basic land types, which is huge.
I want to choke this femoid caster to death
>>94246618>it turns out banking on the t2 win is actually trash when everybody is jamming cheap removal for you.The current world champion begs to differ
>>94246630NOSEWATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>94246630IT'S FOR THE NEW PLAYERSPIONEER IS NOT DEAD
>>94246600Most of them look like dogshit, weebs are irredeemable.
>>94246611>want to play cube and build my own devoid of any cards printed from m15 onward>the primary cube community in my city only wants to play the official mtgo vintage cube, pioneer cube, or commander cube>the guy in the legacy scene that has a cube never brings it because everyone just goes home immediately after our legacy weekend events end
>>94246630Remember back in 2020 when they promised to make in-universe versions of UB cards?
>>94246642I remember seeing her like 7 years ago on youtube and I have no idea how she ended up casting all of the big MTG events.
>>94246653you and your westoid ilk will be forgotten
>>94246553>>94246557>>94246558oh right so it's half and half now then. just teetering on the promised line
>>94246642She's funny tho. Also her and Cory actually show cards in hand and showcase cards, unlike the others
>>94246643Out of the 20 decks playing gruul prowess, only 3 run leyline. So no, they don't.
>>94246630BUT I ALREADY CUT TO PIECES ALL MY PIONEER DECKS
>>94246618>it turns out banking on the t2 win is actually trash when everybody is jamming cheap removal for you.JED is having no issues lol
>>94246659>I have no idea how she ended up casting all of the big MTG eventsI'll give you a hint, anon, the blown out damp diseased hole between her legs has something to do with it
>>94246658They did, of lairs.And they've done that, iirc, but I haven't paid attention in a while
It was bad enough that edh died did they have to kill pioneer a few weeks later too
i thought magic was supposed to be healing
>>94246668>Out of the 20 decks playing gruul prowess, only 3 run leylineOne of which is JD, who's 4-0 rn. One of his wins was vs a slower gruul deck
>>94246577I'm torn. I want to support Ikawa because his Domain gameplay was so fucking based at the Pro Tour, but I fucking hate how fast this Gruul deck is.
>>94246680Are you kidding? The downward spiral has only ever accelerated and never showed any signs of slowing down.
>>94246630>we do cool things XDRAGE
>>94246680Millions of new players anon!
NEW MAGIC: THE GATHERING NETFLIX SHOW TRAILER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9L4AseD-aA
>>94246680What at any point in the past 5 years has given you the impression of healing?
>>94246687back in original eldraine they had that like 1000 dollar nonsense packageI was hoping they would accelerate even faster from that but they stopped that immediately
How does this Dimir Demons deck typically play? Is it just midrange with big demons?
>>94246693Truly peak magic the gathering.
>>94246630aw fuck then the majority of releases will sway to UB huh. not that I ever believed nosewater but I thought he would be more subtle than that
>>94246692And record breaking profits!
Honestly now that I’ve had a chance to seethe about this, this change might have been for the best for me. I now have 0 desire to play this game in any competitive capacity anymore. Hopefully I’ll be able to convince some people at my lgs to get into premodern or cube so I can keep that experience going.
>>94246708Why would you think Mark Rosewater has literally any say in this.
>>94246672>>94246684JED is a good player who has always liked oddball picks. One exception does not make a rule.
I loved UFS, so there's a part of me that wants to like Fortnite: The Gathering but the part of me that liked MTG having a setting wins out.
>>94246708you think nosewater has any say in this?
Foundations mechanics article went up, detailing all of the new mechanics (there are none) and returning ones.https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/foundations-mechanics
>>94246708maro specifically turned down every promotion ever so he could keep making cards and NOT be in charge of this bullshitaaron used to be his protege didn't he
>>94246721Well he is kind of an idiot and this smells like something an idiot would doyou tell me
>>94246686It's on the slower side for an aggro deck>>94246701Midrange with a mill wincon
>>94246714then he shouldn't go on lying on the internet so blatantly to stay respectable. not that the normies care. maro will keep lying and he VILL keep getting away with it
>>94246727Those two things being true don't mean that he had a hand in it
>>94246588JotC REALLY wants to be relevant in Japan so they keep all the cute anime girls in JP while giving us DEI slop in the west
>>94246630*don't believe his lies*How can a single man leading one of the most famous corporations in the world be so bad at hiding his wrongdoings?
>>94246728>T4 wins>slower sideshut up
>>94246721Fuck no. He just designs sets. At most he can give a suggestion.
>>94246320>TQIf only death threats didn't trigger retardditors' Underdog Complex, we might actually be able to effect the changes we want to see in the game.
>>94246504lmao I hope they at least downshifted hero's downfall
>>94246742That was a rhetorical question, but yea maro only ever does cardshe only WANTS to do cards and hates all the corporate shit which is why he's turned down every promotion ever
>>94246732so that's where the you tell me part comes inexplain to me why you don't think he was involved other than the fact there's always a chance something could be true
>>94246754it's been uncommon since innistrad
>>94246754Nope, still Uncommon.
>>94246680I had a little hope after the bans at Pioneer.Then they released Duskmourne.Then they killed Pioneer.Then they made RCQs MODERN and Standard only.Then they made UB a natural thing Then they release Spongebob cards...No definetly is never more over than now. The end is fucking near.
>>94246750Death threats were sent at the commander people and now WOTC owns it. When have death threats at WotC done anything.
>>94246724>Removal of Damage Assignment OrderInteredasting
>>94246360Dumb darkie bitch stop ruining my pristine view of the scenery on my lands
>>94246736>leading one of the most famous corporationsgod you people are retardedyou have about as much control over wotc's fate as maro does>>94246762>explain to me why you don't think he was involvedbecause he's spent the past almost 30 years only caring about making cards, and has refused any upward movement in the company for the sole reason it would stop him from being able to make cardsgiven his tenure they might give his opinion more weight than another but he has zero control over this level of shit
>>94246630Are people here realizing that this a quote from years ago?
>>94246780please to do the stopping
How many death threats do you think they're getting right now?
>>942467543 mana instant removal at common would make for a miserable draft format or it would require a way stronger power level for creatures
>>94246788not enoughgotta pump those numbers upremember, they DO negotiate with terrorists
>>94246715>who has always liked oddball picks.Most gruul prowess decks run leyline
>>942467963/20 is not most.
>>942467880.This community is doomed and absolutely brain rotten. Coonsoom is the only thing they know.
New to Pioneer.
>>94246804Pioneer is deadthe one ring is gonna dominate the format
>>94246767are they gonna have a fancy version of time stop
>>94246804>a new card for a dead format
>>94246810Not that they showed off, I don't think.
They fucked up his face
>>94246795wait, they unbanned the crypt?
>>94246432>hydra>doubleMy Timmy instinct is tinglingShame the game is dead though
>>94246791murder has been printed in both murders and duskmourn
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/foundations-mechanics>Here's the change: Damage assignment order no longer exists. If a creature is facing multiple opposing creatures in combat, that creature's combat damage is assigned and dealt as its controller desires during the combat damage step. Other players won't necessarily know what's going to happen.
>>94246804Seems worthless
>>94246804seems worse than deduce desu
>>94246809The one ring isnt coming to pioneer retard.
>>94246818no all of the edh cards are still banned but they got rid of the RC (except they didn't, they remade the RC and invited all the members of the RC and the CAG)
>>94246814who's this cute lady?I like the boob window
>>94246814Looks like Chinese off-brand mobile game Sephiroth.
>>94246814That guy was right, this shit does look AI generated
>>94246438Is it even worth saving if that's the cost it takes?
>>94246833Shut up and consume new product
>>94246821wtf is that thing on his head?is he oozing his brain out of a factory thats installed in his cranium?
>>94246828reallyTHANK YOU JESUS CHRIST
>>94246814This was the chink artist right? Makes sense they went with the glossy artstation look
Behold, the 20th Chandra, continuing the trend of never quite looking the same in any piece of card art.
>>94246814>I will have to eat this shit alongside other chinese game shitty stuff in Pioneer and Standard because Hasbro shareholders need moneyFuck this.
>>94246801one event doesn't represent the whole meta
>>94246822What the cockfuck is this?
>>94246795Since when? They still haven't reveal what happened with the death threats the previous commander committee received.
>>94246846Looks kinda ass
>>94246735Magic: The Gathering Tournament RulesThese rules are effective as of September 25, 2024.Appendix C:Black GWP EmpowermentDuring a Competitive REL tournament, all white folx must give one of their won games per match to an eligible Person of Color. If a POC is not available, request a judge, and one will be provided for you. Failure to donate one of your game wins will result in a suspension of your DCI number, you racist
>>94246828no but the spidey sense is going to really fuck up the format as is Vroom Vroom (from the Cars universe).
>>94246841pretty sure those are goggles m8
>>94246814>hisThat's not Thalia?
>>94246854Pain and suffering my friend.
>>94246818>>94246855You dipshits really think crypt isnt going to end up in tier 4 when they release the lists?
>>94246867It's honestly how it's pretty much already handled by most players. It changes very little on an actual play basis.
>>94246862I see it now
>>94246871crypt isn't in tier 4 it's banned lmao
can we start making more closed formats nowi want closed 8ed-jou, closed modern, closed legacy, and maybe block constructed
>>94246832It 100% is, just look at his hands. Or the hilt of the sword, or the flow of the blade itself. It isnt flowing "straight" but has typical distortiona that show up with ai work
>>94246883>it turns out the g*yim really were animals
>>94246885until the tiers are released
>>94246814At least this is probably not Sephiroth's actual card art, more likely a kill spell.
>>94246873>>94246867What do you FUCKING MEAN its already how its handled???If you attack me with a 5/5 and i block with a 3/3 and a 4/4 I will obviously wait and see which one you damage first to pump it and save itnow I get to eat a bucket of cocks because I have to guess which one you're gonna kill and you can just change your mind and kill the other oneThis is so fucking stupid.
>>94246896>He thinks tiers are getting rid of the ban listLMAO
>>94246814Emet got the better art, which makes sense because he's the better villain
>>94246867>we made pump spells worse because it hurts little xirs feelingsWow great work.
>>94246886Name a block, I’ll throw together a deck right now
>>94246886you can make as many formats as you want, the problem is creating and managing the community around them, it's not something easy to do
>>94246899Just block with one and then pump it
>>94246846>7 mana>+2 can straight up whiff>+1 needs a creature and can't even block>-4 can't even hit playersDamn, they really did not want her to be playable.
>>94246903>she thinks they are going to respect the RC after its been disbanded
>>94246606>as little as possible>exclusively play formats where you have to buy new product just to playNice shitpost anon>>94246653If the choices are weebshit or this visual dogshit, I'm with the anime niggas all the way
Also, just straight-up Unsummon's back. Woo.
>>94246920anon you know the RC (and the CAG) all got hired immediately into wotc right?or well, they invited them all, a few declined
>>94246846whos this guyi thought chandra was a girl
>>94246920>>she thinks they are going to respect the RC after its been disbandedlol
>>94246911A /mtg/ cube is the only way
>>94246930I bet you thought she was a lesbian also.
It's too late to stop UB anons? Are we living in the worst timeline possible for Magic?
>>94246929be that as it may, wotc is in control crypt will end up in tier 4 im calling it now
>>94246925>>exclusively play formats where you have to buy new product just to playI win every draft/prize every sealed, so I only have actually put in $15 for one draft like two years ago and have been coasting on trade value ever since, so I don't have to feel bad. ㄟ( , )ㄏ
>>94246822STOOOOPPU
>>94246937crypt will remain bannedrhystic and armageddon are in tier 4
>>94246936Hell is a bottomless pit
>>94246814Seems normal enough to me outside of the porcelain doll skin and prominent lips that Chinese artists love so much
>>94246843spiderman is tho
>>94246773Never, because redditards and their ilk suddenly change all their opinions when they realize "mean" people agree with them, so any outrage fizzles out due to lack of popular will.
>>94246946There's a chance you are right, I'm not betting on it.
>>94246952it's normal art people are just schizoposting because everything else is on fire
>>94246928now thats a classic
>>94246952Yeah, it's still recognisably Seph, it's just awkward Chinese art.
>>94246616>please god please please give me something to be mad over i need to give my favorite outrage grifters clicks pleaseHow do people live like this?
>>94246960The only thing they would maybe change in the ban list would be bringing back banned as commander (a good change) but they aren't going to.You're crazy if you think they're going to unban those cards after all of the (((Death Threats))) the RC got
>>94246871they released the list?
Honestly really looking forward to drafting Foundations, just back to basics. UW flyers all day babey, 4 air elementals in my draft deck nigga what's up
>>94246970Read the post you are replying to again and you will get your answer
>>94246955m-maybe is low Power UB haha...
>>94246828Just give it 4 years bro
nothing personnel, oni-san
>>94246929bro wotc made them sign a yesman paper. they can't do shit
>>94246912>blocking a 5/5 with a 3/3 when you have a 4/4>Hmm, im sure this guy doesnt have any tricks up his sleeves.
>>94246987The RC have literally always been retarded niggers, I trust them about as much as I do wotc (not at all)
>>94246978right, it's late. I'll go get some shuteye. maybe this all will turn out to be just a bad dream
Some dipshit once told me that communists go through and totally replace all of the aspects of a culture when they get into power and equated that to MTG when they started doing LGB stuffI'm not saying hes right but it is kinda funny how they seem to be replacing every card that was playable 5 years ago.
>>94246886>8ed-jouI'm going to do work to try and set this up. Should I call it "New School", "Postmodern" or something else?
>>94246899Good, combat tricks should be shit.
>>94247000That's not communists, that's capitalism milking a property for all it's worth because number must go up.
>>94246365Absolutely. In 2015 I made some Witcher 3 themed cards for fun. Never ended up playing with them though. And they were at least medieval fantasy. No Spiderman bullshit.It's cool though. Been a couple years since I played anything but the single player videogames, and the games before that were Cube.Going forward, it'll be all curated cube stuff or similar rather than bring-your-own-deck formats.I don't care to play crossover cashgrab crap.
>>94247003go back to shartstone
>>94247002i was thinking high school but your format, your rules
>>94246867This was done specifically to make games shorter. They're desperate to turn this game into Marvel Snap.
You vill run four Weenie Hut JrsYou vill side into Good BurgerYou vill Bolt the BeavisAnd you VILL be happy!!
>>94247005NOTHING SAYS CAPITALISM LIKE BLACK ARAGORN INSTEAD OF VIGGOTHAT'S WHAT THE FANS REALLY WANT
I literally can't wait to see /mtg/ when something like Steven Universe is in standard
>>94247003>literally shit in every single format imaginable outside of broken examples or draft >They should be shittierI wish very bad things upon you and your bloodline.
>>94247016This but unironically, they can't use the actor's likeness because they would have to pay for it.
>MTG is healing
>>94247016>WotC is communist>my source? the single best selling set in the history of the gameexplain
>>94246573why did Miku lose so fucking hard?
>>94247016That's the result of Sociology being taken seriously as an academic field, not an economic system.
>>94246885>but I did eat breakfast todayChange your fire detector batteries, Tyrone
>>94247018That would require steven universe to be relevant.At least TWD had a new season like within a year of the secret lair, steven universe hasn't been relevant in like 6+ years
i hope mtg dies and i hope maro dies in a car accident
>>94247016>NOTHING SAYS CAPITALISM LIKE BLACK ARAGORN INSTEAD OF VIGGObro what retardation are you smokingcapitalism isn't niggers vs jews it's literally just more moneyif nigger aragorn sells more that's capitalism
>>94247026>marketing a priceless one of a kind card in randomized gambling packs to children had nothing to do with sales
>>94247035Why?
>>94247018...I actually unironically like SU, but I don't want to see it in mtg.
>>94247036>if nigger aragorn sells morebut he doesnt
>>94247016>NOTHING SAYS CAPITALISM LIKE BLACK ARAGORN INSTEAD OF VIGGOthis is literally because of capitalism because it would cost money to have Sir Ian McKellen instead of some random nigger look alikedo you even think before you speak
>>94247046how do you think they funded the LOTR movies you fucking mongoloid
>>94247045But it was the best selling set?
>>94247027some (SOME) of the miku arts are niceno fucking clue why they got westoids for half the arts though
>>94247037>>marketing a priceless one of a kind card in randomized gambling packs to childrenMarketing (attempting to sell products i.e., capitalism) and gambling (taking risk to make a profit i.e., capitalism) don't seem like very communist things to do.
>>94247050You think it was the best selling set because Aragorn was black and not because it's one of the most popular IPs in existence? You fucking idiot.
>>94247005if it was capitalists you would think they would treat magic like a cash cow, which at least when I took my masters class, would imply that you do not rock the boat too hard and realize that you have an enfranchised and dedicated playerbase. I would assume that reprints would be the way you would go, cut the R&D time, print literal money ever worsening cardstock and laugh all the way to the bank. That's just how I would have done it though.
>>94247049Why the fuck are you talking about the movies now, I'm talking about the lotr set.
>>94247040Comedy, bot-kun, comedy.
>>94247023>>94247046>viggo and mckellen are the only White people that exist>if we can't use them, I guess we're FORCED to raceswapCommie apologists, the lot of you. Kys
>>94246990And what are you gonna do about it? The creature is already blocked and the giant growth has been cast.>>94247003Combat tricks should be better, but blocking should be worse.
>>94247059>if it was capitalists you would think they would treat magic like a cash cow, which at least when I took my masters class, would imply that you do not rock the boat too hard and realize that you have an enfranchised and dedicated playerbase>Communism is when capitalism but I don't like itgod you people are fucking retardedis the video games industry communist now because they nickle and dime everyone?
>>94247056So you're saying Aragorn's skin color was irrelevant?
>zero personality slop art so fans have to buy the inflated alts
>>94247056>becauseThere was no "why" mentioned anywhere in that post, ESLbro.He did sell. Objectively. Anything you say against this is pure cope.
>>94247046>>94247023They explicitly stated they made Aragorn black for a political message about "diversity">>94247070No? Can you not read?
>mfw all of this
>>94247071besides lightning (because it's lightning lmao) these are all pretty goodjust because the game's on fire doesn't mean you can just schizopost freely
>>94247071>seething just to seethegrim
>>94247033oh yeah because all the SLDs were so in the swim
>>94247071top left is today in a nutshell.
It's crazy to me that anyone ever believed Nosewater
>>94247068Going through the additional effort to wash away the past is the difference here.
>>94247071Those are all great though? Besides maybe toriyama's cocksleeve but who cares about her.
>>94247071>lightning card>doesnt show off her pitsWhy?
>>94247075>he did sellYou'll note you said "sell MORE", ESLbro. Fucking humilating watching you try to comprehend English.
>>94247044I wanted to like SU early on, but gradually I realized I was just getting baited and it was never going to be what I hoped it would be. And then it just kept getting gayer and weirder and I began to wonder why I ever had hope for it at all.
>>94247094So you understand that is is a sociological difference, not a monetary system one...right?
>>94247044>Pearl-medaillonIts just too easy, isnt it
>>94247054They're saying that the choice to darkify everyone was not a Capitalist choice. The set's high sales were because they turned the packs into lottery tickets.The decision to charbroil every characters' skin was a decision made by Communists operating within the confines of a Capitalist entity.The Capitalists are to blame as well, but only for their apathy, not their active decision-making with regard to the negroification of beloved White IPs
>>94247012High school is good, my concern is that it's not easy for people to search. I tried searching "middle school mtg" and got format related results, but searching "high school mtg" shows a local clubs in my country and reddit threads with teenagers asking about setting up MTG clubs at their school.
>>94247082>these are all pretty goodtasteless animal
>>94247079see you next week!
>>94247088>were so in the swimis this some new zoomer slangis this whole thread zoomersis that why this thread is so retardedmaybe 32 is too old for mtg
Based Brazilian jank mage BTFOing the meta slave
>>94247118>Actively participating, in the thick of things, as in He was new in town, but he soon got in the swim at school . This expression alludes to the fishing term for a large number of fish in one area, a so-called swim . [Mid-1800s]you're too young to post here
>>94247118Zoomer hereNo I think that anon is just retarded
>>94247120WHAT IS THIS RACIST FUCKING TOURNAMENT? WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE. GIVE NGUBU YOUR PLAY POINTS RIGHT NOW
well I always liked the blue ghosts
>>94247118no esl-kun, it's just you
wow they made combat tricks shitty on defense now
there are no valuable innistrad cards anymorewhat the fuck is wizards doing? if they were gonna do this they should've done it before mh
We are so back goblinbros
>>94247110>They're saying that the choice to darkify everyone was not a Capitalist choice.But it wasNot only does that make it more marketable to twitterfags without disrupting any other significant revenue streams (because it is literally illegal in America for a publicly traded company like Hasbro to intentionally harm profit margins), it also generates free advertising from people who normally don't play the game at all.
>>94247141Lili is still $20
>>94247146What artifacts is he sacking?
>>94247071>TWO ffxiv cardscomplete MMO domination
>>94247158You can see the monkey right there
>>94247158the monke and clue token
>>94247160Is that Moogle from XIV? I don't recognise it.
>>94247164This shit is blurry as fuck I literally can't
>>94247160surely at this point ffxiv is their most played propertyI fully expect it to get a ton of cards
What's the worst UB they could possibly pull off?Hard mode: Should give them a shitton of money
>>94247175There's going to be a star trek one, no doubt.
>>94247175adventure time
>>94247175star war
>JED calling out WOTC's design team live on stream lmao based
>>94247186They won't do that one, because star wars has its own active card game, but they WILL do star trek.
>>94247169https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Delivery_Moogle_QuestsIt's a really soulful choice for card art considering it's just a comedic questline full of dick jokes that gives you a hat at the end
>>94247175Spider ManLike not even Marvel. Just Spider Man.But come on, they would never be dumb enough to do that :)
>>94247169>>94247160>>94247192There's postmoogles from XIV but those themselves are a reference to the postmoogles from FFIX.I don't remember if the postmoogles from IX had the hats though.
>Guillermo Loli lost a rounduhhh uohbros???
>>94247191
>>94247175Rick and Morty
Hydro-Dynamic Spatulalegendary planeswalker artifact equipment
>>94247199They didn't, the hats are a XIV thing.XIV's ingame mail system is a reference to IX's Mognet though so you're not technically wrong
>>94247192Isnt this just generic FFIX moogle? Mognet central is a thing there too
>>94247191>They won't do that one, because star wars has its own active card gameThey would never do that with an IP that has an active card game...right?
>>94247175they already did spongebob
>>94247175Genshin Impact. 100% Its going to be Genshin and its inevitable too, its China's most iconic game, at least to the rest of the world anyway
>>94247175Real life American politics. They make a shitload of money because it's coming out during the most important election in history (every election) and the uniparty wants to motivate young people to vote now that they've lowered the voting age to 14.
>>94247207>Create five Krabby Patty tokens
>>94247213It's literally the Deputy Postmoogle from XIV>>94247223Is Genshin even popular anymore? Seems like everyone's moved on to ZZZ
>>94247203WIZARDS LEAK AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
>>94247227ZZZ gets all the spotlight because its the most risque, but Genshin is still their golden goose
>FF set comes out>There's a Wuk Lamat card
I think everyone who plays gacha games (including MTG) should die
>>94247175star wars
>>94247175A nintendo collab, especially if they include pokemonHarry Potter (thankfully it's improbable since J.K. Rowling got cancelled)Rick and Morty
is Foundations a good starting point for a beginner?
>>94247175Vtubers.
>>94247251Only fringe weirdos really care about JK being canceled now. Give it 10 years.
No cap, down low, I am amped AF for foundaition cooking with the dope anime style as it got a bussin aura that hits different with the dank boujee glow up foil treatment that slaps with that big dick energy and makes it more chad and extra, less basic. Every set should have this dub fire that I want to fuck with as I got hella skrilla. Maybe it'll be the goat of card games if it continues like this. for real for real.
>>94247175>universes beyond: the roman inquisition secret lair hero's downfall with art of JFK's brain
>>94247253>is fagdations a good starting point for a benigger
>>94247071Is Tidus x Yuna the most intimate art we have seen in a MTG card before? I cant think of anything that comes close outside of monkies fucking.
>>94246967>griftersYou need to go back to whatever website you came from
>>94247253It's supposed to be, but we'll have to see what the actual products look like before we can answer that question.
>Shota getting rapedlike pottery
>>94247175HOLOLIVE
>Shota doesnt play a land T1 so he can discard Haughty Djinn to handsizelmao absolutely based madlad
>>94247271hololive has their own TCG game and it is already more successful in japan.
>>94247071Not bad.
>>94247271This is guaranteed to happen in the next year
>>94247175HERE'S YOUR NEXT FUCKIN' UB SET
> TQFoundations reminds me of the core sets of yore, and that's a good thing.I don't mind UB being standard legal. It was fucking stupid explaining to new players that standard allowed you to play anything from the last 2 years, except for the LOTR set that you specifically got excited about. On that front, special guests are still stupid and confusing for new players.I do dislike how much UB is being pushed in general. I'm also concerned about how they will handle reprints of cards from these sets.I vomited when I read the type line "Legendary Artifact Planeswalker - Equipment"
>>94246846Why the hell do they keep avoiding depicting her with her fire hairThat's the best part of her design and half her cards don't even do it
I want a rick and morty set
>>94247263The gay cards, and maybe Dance Macabre
>>94247280i have bad news my dude... >>94247215
>>94247175Family Guy
No esper terra no buy
I want to die in my sleep but the release eludes me.
>>94247289Kino
>>94247258i don't think harry potter going to be culturally relevant in 10 years
>>94246680Well, at least we're past lgbt arc and into corpo greed arc now.
>>94247289fuck it sure
>>94247306Anon, unfortunately Harry Potter is going to maintain LOTR-level cultural relevance for like a century as our culture continues to degrade
>>94247302Nah Family guy would be based because they'd be forced to put in quagmire which would cause endless kvetching
>>94247254A Hololive set is inevitable at this point
>>94247153There is not a single person alive who changed their decision from "not-buy" to "buy" because they mutilated Aragorn.You are retarded on purpose to better carry water for communist subhumans, and you should be killed.
>>94247306You know the harry potter game everyone threw a shitfit over last year was one of the most sold games of all time right?
>>94247306That hasn't mattered to them. Most of the crossovers have been with IPs way past their prime. See: Tomb Raider and Doctor Who
>>94247175Imagine
>>94247306It has been culturally relevant for 17 years after the series ended and 13 years after the movies based on those books came out.
>>94247290UB wasn't confusing, but that one 2HG set that introduced the Kenrith twins WAS confusing. I know from experience.
I was excited for strixhaven to be like harry potter but it's just boring university crap
>>94247306That's when it will become retro and you could cash in on nostalgia.
>>94246814What set is Thalia going to be in?
>>94247341None she still needs to lay the Gitrog monster's eggs first.
>>94247341The Goblin Slayer UB.>Thalia, Defiled Incubator
Are desparked planeswalkers meaningfully weakened? How strong would I need to be to rape Nissa
>>94247175
>>94247350>Tap a goblin you control: Incubate 1
>>94247331dr who is about magic. what the fuck does spongebob have to do with...never mind, hasbro just has to go bankrupt
>>94247227Genshit is still making Mihomo a crapton of money. Also don't they have their own TCG?
>>94247369I do wonder what will happen with the UB cards when Magic is eventually picked up by someone else and has to be revamped.Will they just lose all legality?
Universes Beyond shit should only be rare cards from a set or Secret Rares. It shouldn't be a full blown set, crossover cards should be a novelty item. Something that's neat to have and show off, nor be something for a full blown fucking set.
>>94247380>secret rareSecret Lair*>norNot*
>>94247306I've been having Harry Potter sex with women for over a decade now. It's insane how prevalent it still is.
>>94247175Ru paul
>>94247382Is that where she takes a polyjuice potion and you go looking for her snitch?
>>94247311I based my life on that show till I was like 28That scene changed my life
>>94247389You're not far off lol. There are so many fucking women who want to LARP magic sex and I indulge them all, for everything.
>>94247380We don't care what you think. Keep buying cards though.
>>94247357They still have access to their magic but not access to the same level of mana thanks to no longer having a inbuilt way to teleport around and form mana-bonds with multiple lands meaning that they have to walk around.So, NIssa could still kill you with trees and she is also a 3/3 (a average trained human soldier is a 1/1).So you would need the build of a Theros Minotaur and some way to kill plants around you.
The VOD of that panel with those momentous announcements is up if anybody wants to watch it and learn what they actually specifically said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sF2FKzEztM
>>94247175It's gotta be some shit like steven universe
>>94247175Suuuuuuupe Naaaaaaaaats (Super natural)
>>94247391That sounds gayer than having sex with men
>>94247398Why doesn't that women have a penis?
By the gods, this fucking commercial for foundations...
>>94247418He just wants a lady with big ballsIts not gay
>>94247417t. has no sex at all
>>94247391I totally understand them.Had sex with my ex while she was cosplaying Homura and I was Madoka
>>94247306lmaothat harry potter ubisoft game outsold call of duty
>>94247418>he hasnt seen every WKUK sketchPlease tell me they are still relevant https://youtu.be/WptuNxdUOaA
>>94247430I had to google those names but you must've made a mistake because both appear to be little girls.
>>94247430based
>>94247443They are trying to get funds for a movie and their dvd box is coming in December.
>>94247463Without the dead one?
>wildfire wickerfolk standard?????????????
>still no judge programlol
Jank vs jank, love to see it
>>94247508>gruulcrin->deliriumBASED BASED BASED
>>94246345Remember when combos needed two cards? nuWotC doesn't...
>>94247405The Netflix guy did actually say some stuff, though nothing too detailed (confirming that Chandra and Ajani are protagonists, along with saying "if you moved the camera on this image slightly to the right you might see Jace"), and apparently that him and his writers spent like 10 weeks just getting to know Magic via cards and art and stories before even writing any scripts, which is neat, I guess. Maybe we'll actually SEE this series this time.
It's satisfying to see domain struggle without triomes and stomper
new thread>>94247564>>94247564>>94247564
>Some people won't be coming back!This hag is lucky she's incredibly vintage and sexy or we'd have problems
>>94246350Brown squares is white.Orange triangles is blue.Pink hearts is black.Yellow circles is redPurple hexagons is green.
>DEP is the only 7-0inb4 leyline banned in bo3
>>94248060JED* oops
>>94248060uhm, where is duke?
>>94246320I feel... nothing.Stopped buying cards since last last year>>94246516Remember the "ub will never be legal'? The slippery slope is real
>>94246320>TQI've played this game for 20+ fucking years, have lots of friends/coworkers that play it. But I think this is it. I think this killed it for me. I give up.
>>94246320>post your unfiltered thoughts about todayI quit when the walking dead cards were previewed. Hard line in the sand, I left.Being a doomsayer and being validated doesn't feel good, but at least I'll have more friends at the funeral for the game I used to love.Come, join me in watching it all burn down. We can roast marshmallows on the card fire.
