The Exaggerated Swagger of a Young Black Templar Edition>Warhammer Preview Show (includes 40k) Friday 11/22 at 1pm EST / 6pm GMThttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/videos/obs3rpib/join-us-for-the-warhammer-preview-show-world-championships-of-warhammer/>Point changes:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/g5ot1app/warhammer-40000-balance-update-points-changes-are-here-with-the-new-munitorum-field-manual/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Tithes Animationshttps://gofile.io/d/GpvGgmhttps://gofile.io/d/3oPbxIhttps://gofile.io/d/T8ffnG>How to make wargames terrainhttps://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>94417661>Thread question:Hopes, dreams, and fears for Friday's preview show? What would GW need to show for you to be excited by the end of it?
>>94422041My fear is that they'll reveal the girl Custodes always wore clothes when the men stripped
>>94422035These look so much better, I should get some.
>TQInfantry option for knights.
>>94422041My wildest dream would be for some sort of whiff of a hope that World Eaters and Thousand Sons were finally going to get a fleshed out roster similar to Death Guard. My more reasonable hope is that whatever new probably war dog that Chaos Knights are likely getting at least looks cool. My expectation is that we'll see some of the upcoming Krieg and maybe a slightly longer road map.
Just finished a game of Orks vs Tau. Kult of Speed fought the Retaliation cadre, who sported suits, suits, and more suits.Pretty fun game overall. Not much interesting happened but it was against a fond opponent of mine I haven't fought in a while, so we got to do some catching up.
Another day another greytide game
>>94422119The Kult went first and had a strong start, moving up quite a lot and also downing his riptide in the first turn. I almost killed a unit of battle suits with my koptas in the second turn, but they got some really good saves and lived, the gits.His turn 1 was uneventful but his turn 2 was brutal. I lost 3 buggies and these koptas before he even shot my bikes behind the koptas here.
>>94422041>HopesMore than one new Eldar Aspect revealed>DreamsNew Codex roadmap with a lot coming early in the year>FearsJust Krieg stuff and another Emperor's Children vague silhouette
>>94422133Here's the unit shooting the bikes. Lots of flamers with +1 to wound and AP-2. Not a good time for the bikes, which left Speedwagon all alone after this.
>>94422133Oh shit, is that the screaming eagle penis terrain that I see?
>>94422095Grimdark Future by Dakka Dakka
>>94422143Speedwagon then promptly charged the unit, hoping to get some squiggly support. Unfortunately the squigs weren't fast enough with their charge and the Boyz took their spot. They slapped against these suits like wet noodles.After his next turn I'd lost more than half my army with not much power left, but I was soaring ahead of primary points due to him not having any objectives other than his home.>>94422148I have absolutely no clue, but it's a better shot here. >>94422119. It just looks nice to me so I slapped it on the board.
>>94422150It's like night and day compared to the usual electropriests.
>>94422053My fear is that my sons will never understand me.
>>94422162Despite some stormboyz getting an action off and stealing his objective away for a turn by round 4 I had around 4 units on the table (grots, Speedwagon, my Blastajet, and the stormboyz).Here was Speedwagon's final stand against Farsight and a lot of other battlesuits.
>>94422122Time to paint your army.
TQ: I expect all the fake leaks to be right and for the show to contain exactly what we expected and as a result flat
>>94422171Forgot to mention it but Farsight was behind the camera. He was certainly there.Here's the final score. Despite my poor primary score towards the end it was actually the secondaries that lost me the game. I had some absolutely terrible draws on turn 4 and 5 where I really needed the points, and it was thanks to the tau's final draws that he was able to get the points he needed to win.So the Kult lost this game. We'll get em next time. Still a fun game though, the guy is one of my favorite opponents to fight so it was really nice just shooting the shit while we played.
>>94422041I hope we get an iron hands codex and unique models
my stupid absurd 1/100000000 hope: new bike captain for SM and chaos bikers for CSM
Did you guys actually use the photo mode in SM2? I didn’t use it much but it’s grown on me. I’d be interested to see some captures.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>94422212Yeah, after the iron hands refresh
Finished up these boys tonight. Love how they turned out. Only 2 models left and I finished the whole squad, at long last. How's your week progress going anons? Post models or wips.
>>94422188Talking about the game currently being posted about nigga
>>94422220then you don't know what greytide means, brainlet
>>94422217Slowly chugging along at Moon Man. Plenty more to do.
>>94422223Oh my bad, simp. Greytide. Primertide. Unfinished shit. All the same.
>>94422234uh oh nomodels melty
>>94422207
>>94422245>trust no one, not even some other guy
>>94422207>>94422224>>94422245Wrong board anon. Videogames are for /v/ or /vg/ or whatever.
>>94422119>>94422133>>94422143>>94422162>>94422171Praying for you that your next opponents army is fully painted. You deserve better
>>94422253Read your first VN
When will we get mechanics for playing card games for the fate of the galaxy, like Horus and the Emperor did?
>>94422253
>>94422273with how shrimplified 10th is and mission decks 40k basically is a card game at this point
>>94422292So true queen, we should just leave and never post again. Let's go
Reposting for those that missed it
>>94422254Yeah I certainly prefer painted armies but I don't complain. Life gets in the way sometimes, especially for the older guys which my store is mostly composed of. I'm lucky enough to have plenty of free time thanks to working a regular 9-5 and my gf spending 90% of her waking hours at work or college. Medical degrees are a bitch.If I want to fight against a fully painted army my choices are pretty much the space wolf player (though they're not 100% done, there's like 3-4 unpainted models), the Tau player's necrons (picrel), or the other Ork player at the store who has his models basecoated, but not fully done.
>>94422320You never know when a new player may move to your area or start visiting your store looking for pickup games.
>>94422314who dat
>>94422320>If I want to fight against a fully painted army my choices are 2 not fully painted armiesNiceBoomers in absolute fucking shambles
>>94422336Very true. Like I said though I don't mind unpainted armies. The game is fun and I get to see my painted models fight on the table, and that's enough for me.
>>94422245Based, fuck Leandros.
>>94422273when GW gets bought out by Hasbro and brings the multiverse to 40k
>>94422347Alfa Romeo or someshit
>Friends and I finally get around to building our Chapter Masters>All 3 of them are converted and painted to the best of our abilities>Every battle we have played them in so far ends in a victory after they personally kill the shit out of a much bigger enemyThe Emperor protects.
Hard at work in the Kroot Mines.
Of all the guard items in Imperial Armor, which ones would you be least upset with seeing gone? I feel like the majority of the stationary artillery could go.>>94422454Post em
>>94422461have you ever used fluorescent paint?
>>94422466I have not. Just using a bunch of thinned contrasts over zenithal highlighting for these boys
>>94422464Guardsmen
Can I get around building an ig army without the cadians,kriegers, or any of the lame historical inserts?
>>94422514no
>>94422514>Can I build a Guard army without any Guard models because I hate Guard but want to play GuardTank list but you're a faggot
>>94422464Here's mine, I put him alongside 10 Sword Brethren every time so I can relive the feel of 6ed Honour guard. So far he's killed a Daemon Prince, a Shield Captain and landed the last blow on a Transcendent C'tan.My friends have only debuted their Chapter Masters once, but one killed two Warbosses after his Terminator bodyguard died, and the other led a bladeguard brick to kill a Norn Emissary.
>>94422514Try horus heresy.
>>94422525The angle made it look like you glued him onto a whole ass rock lmao
>>94422217I had some of the space marine heroes for a while that someone's kid had butchered and starting turning them into a kill team but I can't seem to find the rest of them so probably just going to be these two guys
>>94422514Cadians are your basic guardsmen. You can pain them up however you want.Other than them you have catachans which aren't *really* historical inserts. Otherwise yeah they are.
>>94422514What would you even want from the army at that point that another one wouldn't be better suited
>>94422514>can I have a hotdog with no ketchup, mustard, toppings or wienerI mean sure but do you really just want to eat a plain bun for lunch
>>94422533>Manlet marine needs tactical rock to stab other Characters in the faceIt checks out
>>94422525He looks cool anon
>>94422461I put together one and immediately got rid of them
>>94422347The black alpha legion guy from the BL book, 110% a BL "event" release like drekki and the ork
>>94422585Skill issue
For a chapter based around hoarding and raiding for treasure, what would be a cool chapter-master and base for conversion?
>>94422612belial helbrecht azrael or terminator librarian
>>94422612Phobos captain, with looted relics adorning his cape
>>94422612Have him kneeling on a big treasure chest full of everyone else's stuff
>>94422612It's always funny to me when someone has a very specific idea for something and wants everyone to know but is too lazy to actually think about it at all
>>94422624He has more of an idea of an idea than a specific idea
>>94422624Creative thinking is an uncommon trait these days. Most people's concept of creative homebrewing amounts to>what if X character from Y franchise was also in Z franchise
Speaking of ideas for chapter masters, I've been cooking ideas for my own and I already have ideas that I plan on actually acting upon next year (I want to finish kill team stuff this year)I'm gonna do a gravis captain with a halberd and extra lights on his power pack with him in the flooded ruins of a space hulk.
>>94422532Honestly, I just might. I fucking hate the British look the guard has, and gas masks are gay. Maybe if catachan gets a refresh I’ll change my mind.
>>94422647>Hate british soldiers from a british game where everyone in space is britishWow you sound like a cock polishing faggot
>>94422624I just can't decide. At one point I thought of a terminator with robes and gold bling, also using a Cataphractii or HH captain. Just wanted to know if you guys had any better ideas.
>>94422657I was pretty sure the demons of hell were Australians
>>94422657>everyone in space is britishexcept the space russians and space mongols and space vikings and space romans and space greeks and space americans
What is the Kelermorph supposed to be? Is it a single person? Is it Tyranid "genetic memory" making named characters appear on multiple planets? The fluff for Kelermorphs refers to them as plural, but also includes multiple planets with legend of the three-armed gunslinger liberator, which fits more in line with a single person.
>>94422643>I plan on actually acting upon next yearCool but you're not going to go through with anything which makes your post worthless. Come back and let us know when you're actually hobbying instead of just daydreaming about it
>>94422643>him in the flooded ruins of a space hulk.>flooded ruins of a space hulk>flooded >space hulk Elaborate. Minimum 5,000 words.
>>94422699The warp is a fascinating thing
>>94422699space hulk crashes into water planetwater gets inflooded
>>94422685The second one, as a cult grows, certain archetypes sprout naturally, one of them is "hero of the people gunslinger person".
>>94422685Like any of the specialist cultist members, it's something programmed into the Genestealer cult generational cycles. Fundamentally it's a 3rd generation hybrid, that is how it's born, but eventually it will awaken to the purpose it has within the cult. There may be multiple Kelermorphs in a cult, and they are truly individuals, but very likely they purposefully work to keep up the appearance that there is only one such folk legend to increase its effect on the host populace.
Has anyone tried putting a termie helemt on the leviathan librarian? Is it an easy fit?
>>94422699A bunch of water transports hit each other to make the space hulk. Or they've been to some place like the Orion Nebula.
>>94422727you might need to carve out some of the librarian hood to make the helmet fit
>>94422461>painting that many minis at onceim struggling to paint 5-10 at once let alone that many
>>94422699>Ships are airtight so they can function as space ships>Filled with water from their water supplies bursting and combining. A space hulk having flooded decks/ships is pretty reasonable desu.Also the Warp, water can just be teleported through the warp in Guants ghost so it works
Is there any full art work piece of the crone world eldar
>>94422699The IG for some reason decided on having water-cooled stubbers rather than air-cooled. I assume it's to boil tea.
>>94422805The only official depiction we have is the dude Inquisitor Czevak is killing in this art.
Hey has anyone tried using model train stuff to make terrain?I live in Japan and there's tons of cheap stuff used for model train dioramas and I was thinking making a modern Japanese town terrain board (reverse isekai) might be interesting, but I've never dabbled in train stuff before and there's a bunch of different weirdly labeled scales that I don't understand. Any advice on what scale would match 40K best? It doesn't have to be perfect, just not look too off and be fun for games.
>>94422826Pity, it seems those headshots are cropped from full blanche images.Found this quote about Croneworld Eldar which is new to me, from the 3rd Ork Codex, for anyone interested.>“Although most races in the galaxy have failed to reach the level of spiritual purity of Orks, some of the closest are the Crone World Eldar. And the reason for this is simple: purpose. Much of life is driven by a search for purpose, to find meaning in why we exist. For the Crone Eldar, this question is already answered. They exist to spread the will of their dark gods, whether by word or by sword, and all other needs are secondary. An individual Croneworlder may have their own wants and dreams, their own loves and losses, but ultimately it is this purpose that drive them forward even in their darkest times. Although I find myself abhoring their beliefs and goals, I admire them in their simplicity and purity of purpose.”-- Uthan the Perverse, controversial Craftworld Eldar philosopher
Does Fellhammer run better as an MEQ spam detachment, combined arms, or for heavy armor?Yes, I'm aware I'd be better off running a different detachment.
>>94422858Infantry make the most of the detachment rule and exclusive use of the best strat by far. But they have to survive a combat activation, so really it's Termies
>>94422844I think it's N scale or o scale that works best but dont quote me on that. Like you mentioned, train scales are all impossible to interpret so I'd just go by eye if I was you
>>94422314I know it’s probably just late heresy Alpharius for 30k, but it would be really funny to have 40K Alpharius before Fulgrim.
>>94422192His army was not battle ready
I started painting models at the beginning of the year, and I'm playing my 3rd game tomorrow. Something I've been struggling with is understanding what gameplan a particular faction wants to do. I have a big background in MTG, and it's pretty easy to find a video of someone talking about a deck's game plan and vaguely how it does against certain archetypes. I feel like that is harder to come by in 40k. For example, I've found a channel recently that talks about how he deploys his tyranids, which units he deploys first, and the general gameplan his first 2 turns are trying to follow and how that plan changes depending on what his opponent does. Can I learn how to identify a faction that focuses on control vs aggro vs some sort of midrange from a video somewhere? Is there a channel similar to my example above for admech?
>>94422041>What would GW need to show for you to be excited by the end of it?Black Templars primaris equipped with eviscerators.Flesh Tearers primaris equipped with eviscerators.
>>94422965People say they want to fight painted armies then nullify the mechanic GW implemented to try and make that more common, it makes little sense
>>94422970eviscerators are blood angels stock onlyflesh tearers could get them but they're buckbroken
>>94422968The trouble with content like that is it's both niche to the pint of near worthless and it has an expiry date that might not even exceed 4 months.My gameplan and list on casual or GW boards is going to be different than ITC. My local meta has quite a lot of fast melee so I have to adapt to that. At GT level I don't as much
>>94422976Why do 'zerkers get them then?
>>94422976Aren't there whole sister of battle squads armed with eviscerators?
>>94422657Catachans are space Americans
>>94422987>>94423000I meant in terms of loyalist marinesand SoB ones are much smaller
>>94422041>TQHopes: Guard box, proper fucking roadmapDreams: New guard HQ, kill team boxed set terrain rereleasedFears: half an hour of MESBG and TOW wank before any good reveals
what armies are unfun to play against
>>94423031Anything with high survivability or rules that allow them to bring dead units back. Feels awful wasting your attacks doing nothing or seing your successes overwritten.On the other hand, any army that has a lot of chaff is fun to play against because you always feel like you're actually doing something even if you're losing on points.
>>94423031Knights, 5 ctan, 30 deathwing, eldar, guard artillery spam.
>>94423039>Anything with high survivabilityWhiner
>>94423050>t. never played against plaguebearer conga lines
>>94423031Anything skew.>all vehicle>all c'tan>all super-heavy walker
>>94422779Sucking at something is the first step to being kind of good at something
>>94423039So...Necrons both suck and are fun to play against?They have chaff in the form of scarabs, but they can bring back literally any unit.
>>94423062So anything durable is now "a list I played and didn't like it :("Whine whine whine
>>94422986Even something more vague would be useful to newer players like me. My friend, who got me into the hobby plays Eldar, and he explained that a lot of the time, his goal is to just try and kill his opponent as fast as possible because his units are pretty fragile and come in small numbers but tyranids play more board control with many weaker guys and try to lock you into your starting area. I feel like even that much would at least get me to start understanding fundamentals a little better. In the last game I played, I just rolled dice and shot people. Which is fun and all I suppose, but having a 10 minute video going through things saying, "These guys like to stand back and shoot, watch out for that. These guys will try to lock you out. Don't let them. This faction struggles to kill high defense dudes etc." would be immensely helpful
>>94423078post your models
>>94423042why 30 deathwing and eldar?
>>94423078You sound upset.
>>94423090Because anon is shit at the game and thinks that's other players fault
>>94423101so no models?
>>94423080It doesn't really work like that, is the problem. Tyranids for example, they could play pressure, or monster mash, or some wacky horde shit like you described. They're going to be good and struggle into different thingsNever found that sort of thing super helpful myself, it's just a huge amount of information that generally doesn't work out
>>94423078This was typed by TTS playing hands
>>94423069eh i limit myself to 10 models as i wont lose interest, any more and its a struggle for me to stay focused desu
You sound upset he cries, showering me in (you)s Lol
>>94423141>>94423114
theres a really aggressive phoneposter in the thread atm, he should be easy to spot. a little embarrassing desu
>>94423152The majority of the site is phone posting and has been for a decade, bud
>>94423152>>94423114
>>94423077Depends on the list.Pure c'tan builds are more cancerous to face than knights.
>>94423152It's not me, I don't even own a phone. That's how they track you
>>94423031>unfun armies to play against/yourdudes/>fun armies to play against/mydudes/
>>94423031anything with tank / vehicle spam, like imperial guard
>>94423168Oh clearly.I personally don't care for C'tan at all.I'd rather march a monolith or Obelisk (depending on the faction) than a C'tan.
>>94423177>uses internet >is afraid of tracking
>>94423039sounds a little bit like green tide, is that the purpose of those high survivability armies, to demoralise the fuck outta your opponent?
Approximately how soon after Christmas will the Guard big box drop? Need to plan ahead on my spendy-wendies.
>>94423202I'm so demoralised shit doesn't just fall over when I touch it :(
>>94423212There is no big guard box. Your getting a book, and a pity character in April and that's all you'll get
Croneworld Eldar are so cool. Croneworlds are so cool, long dead eldar worlds that are now daemon ruins is a cool aesthetic
>>94423224we get it, you play custodes on tts with your discord friends
>>94423225>Thinking GW wouldnt use the guard update as an opportunity to milk one of their biggest player-bases of another 200 bucks1800-cmon-now
>>94423228>Eldar are so cool
I think it should be illegal for things not to take at least 1W if you shoot themGame is also too lethal btw why did GW do this
>>94423230>one of their biggest player-bases
i like custodes i want to build them
>>94423249ok
>>94423249My condolences on the death of the part of your brain responsible for good taste
>>94422041How do people build/finish models in sub-assemblies? Wouldn't the paint fuck up gluing it together? Are they just super careful to not paint any of the points where you glue the pieces together?
>>94423262>How do people finish models in sub-assemblies?That's their secret anon. they dont
>>94423247Idk bro I dont have the data, but I was always under the impression that guard was the most popular faction behind spacemarine/csms
>>94423262Never had an issue gluing together painted parts. You're not doing super thick layers of paint on those surfaces anyway and can always scratch them up with a hobby knife before gluing.
>>94423271that's a common delusion amongst guardfags
>>94423271they're popular with secondaries, they rarely own models
>>94423271I have no idea where you pulled that impression out of but I hope it will return to close to its normal size one day so you can poop normally
>>94423262Super glue, care and varnish to unify the finish
>>94423303>secondaries, they rarely own modelsSome would say 'never', given that's the definition of one
>>94423305I pulled it from these very threads, so your metaphor is quite on point anon.
>>94423306>fully paint model in subassemblies>glue pieces together with super glue>gaps and super glue frosting everywhereYou could have just said you don't do any hobbying
>>94423321Skill issue, unironically
>>94423318>4chan a representation of realityYou don't spend much time thinking do you
>>94423323You've never attained any hobbying skills anon, you have no models. Especially none that have been painted, let alone painted in subassemblies
Why did everyone hate this model?Rotate the head about 10 degrees to the left and it looks pretty good to me.
>>94423326Nah my brain has evolved beyond such petty needs. I am beyond you.
>>94423327At least I can use super glue better than a 5 year old lmao
>>94423329>staff is completely symmetrical >cloak is the same piece copy pasted 30x in cadNot even a necron player and can see why they don't like it. Whether or not it can be improved by converting it is irrelevant much like the same claim would be irrelevant when applied to pic related
>>94423346No you can't you have nomodels>verification not required
>>94423348The head is fucking necessary for a good necron overlord model. That standard headdress is UGLY.
>>94423346
>>94423329cause it was a lord and not an overlord. and lords have to suck so overlords can look better. so hes shit.
Is the hat stapled on?
>>94423356Never really thought about it until you mentioned it, but I guess they do kinda need unique looking heads to keep them from just looking like a warrior with a cape
>>94423381Technically speaking Lords and Overlords are usually freely swappable.Same base size, same general design. The only difference is overlord is more expensive and stronger.
>>94423382No it just follows anime/comic miniskirt logic
>>94423383Yeah, the necron lord models tend to have that "Warrior with a dress" design.
>>94423392Why did you put the same models in both categories, what is your image trying to convey
>>94423262>Are they just super careful to not paint any of the points where you glue the pieces together?I put sticky tac on the contact points, prime it, paint it, take the tac off and then glue it.
>>94423395They can be used in all but official tournaments as either.
>>94423269>>94423281>>94423306I usually use the GW plastic glue, and I'm just looking to do the backpacks and heads separately on my Ash Wastes Nomads (counts as Neophyte Hybrids). I am scared of having to do all the little details with backpacks and headscarfs in the way.
>>94423403What's your point. You could use a standard intercessor as a Sergeant, lieutenant, or captain in any game that isn't a tournament. Your image is literally worthless
I miss old Disgustingly Resilient
>>94423411You'll survive anon. Subassemblies are more of a pain than they're worth most of the time. I don't think nomads go together in a way that would be super nice to work with in subassemblies
>>94423420I miss bawls caffienated root beer
>>94423376Who could have seen it coming
>>94423426I miss the Jolt battery cans
>>94423426Hehe "bawls".
>>94423431I miss video games
Just finished these Pathfinders (2002) I had there sitting for... 22 years. Well actually, I still need to transfer the decal patches.
>>94423039Cry more, the tomb worlds don't care
>>94423449I think it would've done some good to drybrush white following your shade on your terrain. Lenses on the warriors turned out nice though
>>94423212>Needs to start budgeting 6 months in advance to spend 200 bucksSad af
>>94423422Idk man, those dangling bits off the head and backpacks overhang just enough details that I feel like it's going to trigger my 'tism if I don't paint the base layers first. Like bruh, how the fuck am I supposed to do a good job painting the back of bottom-right's robes (in your pic)with that fucking flag/banner/cloth bit hanging off from his backpack and literally covering his entire lower half?
>>94423510Always paint from the inside>out. You just paint the detail on top last, not too crazy
>>94423329dunno, I think he looks funny because it seems like he's wearing necron panties on his head
i fucking hate my life
>>94423502This is the most secondary shit ever
>>94423502>brain eating meteorWhich 40k character is the equivalent of Hoss Delgado? Ciaphas Cain?
>>94423521Okay, but is this somehow related to warhammer 40k the tabletop wargame or are you just a loser
>>94423516But anon, there is a literal sheet of plastic covering the area with barely any clearance.
>>94423523Cory Deleminguez
>>94423526If you can't get a brush in somewhere then it doesn't need to be painted. Use a zenithal prime to keep those super recessed areas really dark and noone will ever notice
>>94423528Is this a writer or some shit?
>>94423536yeah sure
>>94423536He's the new elected king of armenia
I hate xenos
>>94423555
>>94423426>>94423431I miss Surge.
>secondary this nomodels thatcant we just get along, bros?
>>94423572If you're here to talk about painting models or playing games then sure.
>>94423572No.>tfw should be painting up test models for my sand people squad tomorrow but might just binge STALKER 2 if my power is back on when I wake up
Chaos-afflicted GSC rules when?
>>94422959It's probably not Alpharius and is just the black guy who's currently trying to herd the retards together. Side note, am I crazy or does it feel weird that the chapter full of the guys who all brainwash and surgically alter themselves to look like their primarch has a guy running around leading them that looks nothing like their primarch
>>94423584Killa Kans wearing pants when
>>94423572No models, no peace.Fuck secondaries.
>>94423614Looted rules for GSC when?
>>94422041>TQ A formal apology followed by the announcement that the entire primaris range will be immediately removed from the game
>>94423572It has been proven before that the answer to your question is no
>>94422041>TQGW announcing they are getting bought out by Bandai and are moving production to bandai facilities
I dont play i just like painting
>>94423580I tend to do that but get told to go to wip by a handful of posters>>94423581>>94423622>>94423615That's upsetting to hear
Anybody can guess why did they change the old crozius arcanum from a winged mace into a stupid stick? It feels to me the most deliberate change for tge worse they made, even if minor. Even the evil version of the crozius has been stickified
>>94423637>I tend to do that but get told to go to wip by a handful of postersThe people telling you to do that are nomodels tourists and are best ignored. Cool boyz tho anon, don't see many people do goffs these days
>>94423640
>>94423640?
>>94423640Two out of three primaris chaplains we have use the "winged mace" design.
>>94423640I don't have any clue what model your referring to
I'd think a Tyranid hive fleet would be the most dangerous thing that can visit a world.I don't mean some relatively tiny splinter scout fleet of a few billion. I'm talking "successfully besieges a 1st Founding Planet & needs all of Battlefleet Tempestus to destroy" Behemoth size.Are there even any hive fleets left in the galaxy? Tyranids won Octarius and then...sleep?Idk how to defend my OC planet besides "Virus Bomb Reset"
>>94423634Okay
>>94423660have you got the tism?
I've been thinking about getting back to wh. I've been skimming through data sheets, and I would like to have one thing clarified. On model itself, accursed weapon is pretty much power sword or axe, and heavy melee weapon is some kind of two-hand weapon or powerglove?
>>94423662>Idk how to defend my OC planet besides "Virus Bomb Reset"You can't. Even scout fleets will cripple a planet beyond repair. You better hope to Christ you're living on a dormant tomb world if you want the nids to stay away, and that your parties aren't very loud.
>>94423669>only 1/4 models have a redesigned crozius>none of the named character chaplains have a redesigned croziusI don't have the tism but apparently you do lmao
>>94423673An accursed weapon is a weapon that has been cursed. A heavy melee weapon is a melee weapon that is heavy
>>94423680The model is called primaris chaplain you stupid cunt
>Alpharius Omegons spear is backSo Alpharius is dead (probably), so its Omegon returning? He's the secret loyalist so is he going to be the third loyalist primarch to return. Gulliman having to pretend to get along with his twin thats working aganist him to save the Imperium would be funny
>>94423673They are catch alls. A heavy melee can be a 2 handed hammer or axe, a power fist, maybe a big daemon arm or eviscerator. Accursed weapon is usually meant to be a power sword, axe, mace, whip, etc But really they are left deliberately vague enough that as long as you and your opponent can tell what's what, you're free to model them with whatever weapon bits you think fit, within reason
>>94423682I was afraid it was simple as that. New rules seems like... shit.
>>94423683So buy one of the other 7 available chaplains that fit the aesthetic you like you dumb sperg
>>94423688I'm not even original anon. I'm just incredulous at your sheer ignorance.
>>94423687Could always play something else if the name of your rules profiles is that big of a deal
>>94423687I disagree firmly
>>94423691It's simply pointless to be freaking out about a redesign that affects 1/7 updated models. Especially when there is another primaris chaplain with crozius model that has the detail your whining about. You're unironically making a mountain out of a molehill
>>94423695>>94423692Idk, need to check if it plays right. I usually don't like simplification in games, but that's boomer in me speaking.
>>94423646havent seen it in about a week or so but at one point it was as common as the "dunno ask /hhg/" but wip instead. i think goffs are a bit more common outside of this general, although my LGS has no ork players atm so ive got no data on that
>>94423700/40kg/ goes through trends of secondary migrations. It's usually one guy or a couple guys samefagging. Most actual hobbyists welcome seeing models of all sorts because it's cool seeing people take part in the hobbies you do yourself. Also you used to see a lot of goffs out in the wild, but I think the internet has scared a lot of people away from painting black by claiming it's impossible/difficult
>>94423634same but I'm gonna play KT by myself when I'm done painting 2 teams
>>94422119based game player
>>94423718>I'm gonna play KT by myselfThis makes me a little sad. Anon you should go to your lgs and see if anyone wants to play with you
>>94423700I think you were here on a bad day or something cause it really seems to not be the case most of the time
Good morning /40kg/It has now been 84 days since GW announced there would be no more codex or model releases this year How is everyone holding up?
Has anyone here ever written any 40k fiction before? I'm writing some (just for fun/inspiration), but i'm struggling to think of actual reasons for any extended campaigns happening without the imperium just blowing things up from orbit. Best i've got is some polar laser bullshit.
>>94423829Uh... honestly Canon shit has problems with that.like 90% of books could be solved with "Literally just carpetbomb them, then invade and clean up the remaining troops".
>>94423829I've got some personal fanfiction I wrote a bit about for fun. The Inquisiton/Admech trying to recover archotech/STC fragments from an Imperial world that has become a daemon world. Its a deamonic ocean world, with the unnatural ocean waters reaching the stratosphere, meaning frozen bits of ice and water with no gravity and then becoming a solid sea of water well above the tallest mountains and increasing mounting pressuare to reach former underground bases. I've thought about moutains being mined to allow to go deeper and avoid the crushing preassure. The worlds former oceans/lakes/ water bodies are all air bubbles, like the air and water all 'switched' due to the warp, impossibly holding up tens of kms of solid water. Because its a deamon world and the warp doesn't have rules. But its of course pitch black in the air bubble former-oceans. Any light draws attention from the deep sea levithans and monthers that live in the impossible oceans.
>>94423835I want to write a desert campaign/long range tank warfare scenario, North Africa campaign style, but that needs logistics for both sides and something to fight over which cant just be nuked. Trying to go with "rebels have southern space laser, imperium has northern one, and fighting is in the middle" bullshit to try and figure it through, but yeah i've noticed that a lot of books just pretend that aircraft and ships dont exist while the main characters do stuff.
>>94423829Inability to establish orbital superiority so the fleet can't position for bombardment. Tons of reasons - it's engaged in active combat with the enemy fleet, supply lines were cut off so the necessary armaments are depleted/being kept in reserve for fleet action, abnormally strong magnetosphere and thick cloud cover laced with exotic metals interfere with targeting augurs, etc.You're supposed to be a writer, think of something.
>>94423829You need to make the world too important to allow destroyed. Note that this can still be very silly reasons as deemed by the administratum. They produce statues of the Emperor to adorn cathedrals. A living saint once stepped foot there. It has an exotic flower a High Lord really likes the smell of. The other planet in the system is actually important and they don't want the Orks/Tyranids/Etc. leaving this battle to go find other prey so the slaughter.ill must continue.
>>94423849Honestly that sounds sort of confusing, if there is water in the stratosphere then that's going to be compacted back down to ice on the surface underneath it's own weight, probably means a 100km thick ice sheet before reaching water.
>>94423853Well, it's important to note that nuking things is bad for settlement.The simplest way to avoid issues with aerial bombardment is have everyone want to settle it or conquer it (or capture, in the case of Deldar)
>>94423829>Has anyone here ever written any 40k fiction before?I've written a short post about a LoTD marine but that's it.
>>94423829I wrote a lot of Deathwatch fanfiction for my campaign group many, many years ago. Never really encountered this problem but I can see how it might come up easily.
>>94423829I have written pages upon pages of small lore tidbits about /mydudes/ just for personal gratification
>>94423854Problem with the fleet engagement thing is that detaching just one frigate from that engagement would be able to end any ground campaign. Irl for example the fighters protect the bombers and each focuses on its thing, if i were an imperial commander i'd just task a few ships with bombardment while the others went to fight, even the low tonnage ships can cause absolute chaos from orbit. I thought opposing polar lasers as a throwaway solution, but i quite like the planet being a desert shithole of middling relevance as it justifies me not having to write about 20 million imperial troops>>94423860Thats not a bad idea. Trying very hard not to ape dune. Was thinking some rare sea slug which was important for rejuve treatments.
>>94422041Hopes:1. Cool devastator-like models for Horus Heresy, as i'm building my CSM army of HH models. 2. Cool new troops models for any faction, not characters, not vehicles, just 5 or 10 dudes of teet3. AoS is closing finally, as it takes too much attention from worthy games, like Wh or KT.Fears:1. They will pompously introduce us to some single new character that will be sold for ±40 euros per model.
>>94423869I guess DW is more commando-raid style and you can break it down into missions without having to justify a campaign, still cool ofc.>>94423872>>94423868Sounds cool.
>>94423829You need to play smaller. The imperial fleet cannot be everywhere and certainly some people in high places will be upset if they level their property because of some minor inconvenience
>>94423873Imperial Navy will not just give their ships over for such base grunt work like planetary bombardment unless they are directly ordered to by crusade command.
>>94423884I mean, most IG regiments have at least 1 ship, All space marines have a small fleet.
>>94423887IG regiments don't have ships. They only ride in them. Imperial Guard and Imperial Navy are two completely separate command structures and Navy heavily looks down upon the guard.
>>94423866Ofc. But referring back to the aim (long range desert warfare), most of it is relatively empty or barren, and even in WW2 neither side cared overly much for settlements as much as resources and infrastructure. However the Imperium has essentially unlimited resources, and vs chaos it absolutely would just blow things up to avoid the threat of chaos taint. I was thinking a planet with a supercontinent (like Pangea), with humid coasts and a massive interior desert, which is where the action takes place. I'm thinking fighting over a series of promethium refineries and pre-imperial ruins (spooky), but even then airpower or orbitals could just bomb the shit out of formations, depots, staging areas, even cities. I guess it has to be an evenly matched air and naval campaign? >>94423884Ok but is that not what SM ships are explicitly for? Like every time they deploy, i always wonder why they dont just bomb it first.
>>94423888Oh yeah, I always forget that.The navy has some of the coolest units too.
>>94423892In that case, Promethium in its raw state is EVEN MORE volatile than in its refined state.Do you want to ruin all that promethium? No! so march down there and shoot the fuckers in the face LIKE A MAN.
>>94423892A SM ship is supporting dozens if not hundreds of deployments at once. It cannot position itself to provide fire support to one particular team. And most issues requiring marine intervention can't be solved with a simple orbital bombardment in the first place (or they would have been already solved that way).
>>94423829You've got the solution, now you just need a problem. Work backwards. They can't bomb the planet because Z. Once they solve Z, then they can bomb the planet. What's stopping them from solving Z by throwing the guard at it? Y. How do we solve Y? With X. How do we get X? With W. So on and so forth, and then just throw in fun complications from there. Here, I'll give you an example:>Agriworld designation: E-I-E-I-*annoyed grunt* has been invaded by tyranids. This is a planet of relatively minor importance, and was set to be bombed from orbit because the administratum decided that the gains outweighed the losses. However, a Ordo Xenos inquisitor realized that this is the last planet where the elusive sneedfish lives, so the fleets are now sitting in orbit waiting for a crew of animal(read: retard) wranglers live and thus must rescue the last sneedfish. However, upon landing, it turns out the sneedfish were a new species of tyranids and so eggs must be captured and the planet firebombed while the civilians can go suck a log. From there, delve into the journey to rescue the sneedfish and develop the characters along the way.
>faction of big sweaty muscular ultra-manly football hooligans>they're not interested in women at allRetcon this gay shit ffs. It's incredibly homoerotic.
>>94423829Whatever they're fighting over is too valuable to risk just blasting from orbit. It's literally that easy. If you want something more complicated - there isn't enough Naval presence in the area due to other conflicts, internal corruption, etc. to mount a large enough offensive to just bomb everything.
Does anyone know what I'd have to use to achieve that beaten copper look and the verdigris?
>>94423864Daemon world anon, when gravity kicks in the rules of reality stop working
>>94423892The planet contains a downed Rogue Trader vessel. It would be a write off, if not for the Writ of trade containing the Emperor's own holy handwriting. This warrant notably has a single flake of His skin attached to the document.To blow it up would be heresy of the highest order, and as such the Navy is not willing to bomb the plabet, forcing the local marine chapter/guard regiment/sisters squad to make landfall.
>>94423917just like the footbal hooligans
>>94423928Look up how to use Nihilakh Oxide, that's what gets you that look.I'd show you my skarbrand and bloodthirster that have that effect on it but i don't have any nuln oil nearby
>>94423931Thats a very good one for justifying not using exterminatus and going on the ground, but surely limited orbital strikes are precise enough to just not hit the ship?.>>94423918Yes but campaigns take place over vast areas and have lots of moving pieces, i'm not talking exterminatius i mean just any use of orbital bombardment against military targets. It seems to me that many campaigns should be quite trivial.>>94423901I guess so, but does that stop them from making strikes in areas which arent promethiummaxxing.>>94423909Thats a good plotline, but i want long ranged desert warfare, and i desperately do not want to copy Dune in any way.
>>94423917>have no sexual organs >just think about war all the timeThey are non-binary anon. Also not having to think about women is based as fuck
>>94423945I've got that and the dirty down verdigris too, I'll try use it this weekend if I get a chance. What copper paint(s) would you use for the basecoat and the shadows / highlights?
>>94423948>i want long ranged desert warfareWarp storm destabilized a system's sun and it's now frying the planet. Convent of sisters is trapped on site as Chaos overruns the world, and the terrain is now inhospitable to most form of vehicles. Being in the sun will fry you in minutes, so the only way to move is in the shade. Chaos cultists can't snipe for shit, but somehow, sisters keep dying from las fusils to the head, and some shapes in the distance seem to be marine shaped. The convent now has only 12 hours to reach the dark side of the planet and get evac or else they're trapped forever. How's that
>>94423954I use Vallejo model color (important) copper with thinned TTC battle mud wash or agrax earthshade then highlights of the base color brightened with your choice of silver. I've heard good things about TTC's metallics but I haven't tried them yet
>>94424002Ok so that's a citadel brass scorpion equivalent, I might have that vmc paint somewhere. I haven't tried that TTC wash yet, is it better than agrax? I haven't tried them either, only have a few TTC paints and they have been pretty good so far
>>94423949>identify as boyz>have an ork symbol for penisget your leddit brain outta here!
>>94423640I fail to see the issue?
>>94423977Cant really have a full armoured campaign there, kind of want more Tallarn but in the case of Tallarn yes the IW did exterminatus it, but they seemed to just not bomb the imperial formations once they left their bunkers. Your plot is pretty good, it reminds me of one of the Riddick films (where he escapes the prison), but not quite the kind of Imperial Armour theme i'm going for. Also why is chaos overrunning the world if its being fried?
>>94424039>when the cretin artist's ego demands he gets """"creative""""" (by stealing from Overwatch) but nobody liked it so go back to what everyone wants
Can someone explain to me what exactly is the Emperor's children's schtick in 40K? Like, what's their gimmick they all center around or the thing they specialize in? I don't really know much HH lore and Lsaanesh's portfolio is very, uh, broad.
How do I find a 40k gf who will paint her pet nids while I paint mydudes™?
>>94424046Well they can wield whatever. I'd personally like a throwback to the RT minis and see more chainswords etc.
>>94424057You find a normal GF who's already crafty in some way and share your hobby with her if she's interested.
>>94424074Her interest is not a factor. You tell her she will be painting 40k models and that's the bottom line.
>>94424057Just abduct one like the rest of us 40k lifers
>>94424057Surely I can lure one with thr nid half of the leviathan box I've still got, unbuilt and unpainted
>my chinese waifu just confirmed she is sending out my models.
>>94423917>>94423949would an ork really think nothing if he saw a big pair of jiggling tits in his face? not even the slightest curiosity?
>>94424095Which pixel is your chinese waifu?
>>94424098>big pair of jiggling titsbig targets
>>94423949Acts like a boy, is called a boy, kills like a boy. Orks a boyz.
>>94424100She's mine James.
>>94424057all two of the women who play 40k at my LGS are butch lesbians who are constantly breaking up and getting back together
>>94422320That's a nice speedwagon.
>>94422349>boomers>Kultanon is only 27What did he mean by this?
>>94422461They should have released a plastic Greater Knarloc.
>>94424106Ben, you have no one now and never will.
>>94424143Ease up on the schizophrenia, I beg you.
>>94424098They'd laff at how squishy some of the humies are
>>94423917>Anon posts about his gay fetish for green men>”retcon this please”Idk I’m not gay conversion therapy, just stop being a faggot
>>94424143meds
>>94422207Yeah. Went on a screenshot spree trying out Astartes Overhaul
>fineshit swooping hawks sold out on games workshop siteWhat does it mean?
>>94422217Slowly. Got some new guardians on the go but only really worked on the platform so far, need to highlight it and do a couple gems.
>>94424156And my favorite pic for the road
>>94424158You just know.
>>94424158Refreshed Swooping Hawks and Fire Dragons are coming. Warp Spider will be left for last and will get some pagentry about getting their kit upgraded as the oldest (?) kit GW was making finally retiring
>>94423225Nigger they said it was a range refresh for Krieg themselves.My prediction is one HQ, one elite infantry unit, one infantry (may just be the kt), one rider unit and MAYBE a vehicle/upgrade sprue for an existing vehicle
Man I hope grey knights get their refresh. But at the same time I know they will lose their customization. I don’t want that.
how are dark angels played after the dwk nerfs
>>94424205What exactly is the criteria for a "range refresh"? Does it imply every model in the range gets a new sculpt or just more than like two units?
>>94424205Isn't the KT already elite/veterans?
>>94424198Warp spiders are 31 year old sculpts right (1993)? Surely nothing older is still sold
>>94424211Plan accordingly. Buy all the kits now while they are cheap(er) and save them for bits to modify the new sculpts with.
>>94424039Every single model in that pic is a horrendous insult to chaplains
>>94422041>What would GW need to show for you to be excited by the end of it?Please fucking GOD a new Chaos Biker kit. This ancient, decrepit, dog-ass kit is from what? 2002? I don't wanna look at it anymore.
>>94422041Probably all the new krieg stuff. Call me when catachan gets a new model line.
>>94424218There's a couple other Eldar sculpts that come close, like their vehicles and the old Phoenix Lords (which are technically discontinued), but Warp Spiders are the oldest sculpt by a fair margin of a couple years.
>>94424221Indomitus is a pretty faithfu throwback to one of the 2e chaplains
>>94424215I would say no because they are mostly troopers. By elite infantry I'm thinking full grenadier squad.
>>94424230Fair, you read my mind. This guy guards
>>94424226The falcon is iconic, all it needs is new moulds because the lines and slippage on the current kit are awful
>>94424213>HQs>Troops>Elite>Fast attack or fire supportAbout this much.
>>94424234What are you babbling about? None of these terms exist in Warhammer.
>>94424228Not enough scrolls and seals, ribcage design covered by Aquila, and why the fuck is he helmetless?
>>94424213For me it's 5+ new or updated kits.Sub 5 is a pity update for a new codex.
>>94424238It does now.
>>94424233A remould should include the special targeter that came as part of an apocalypse vehicle upgrade + more gubbins
>>94424238What edition are you talking about?Hint: GW has never called it tenth edition in any official capacity.
>>94424232Guard is my favourite enemy, as I'm a massive xenofag in models, but I adore guard narratives and stories
>>94424248Read Warboss. It's got some really good guard vs Ork action.
>>94424039I love the new Lemartes pose.
>>94424239This guy. bionic face and cable, skelly aquilaDon't go full autism on me, I know it's not the same.
>>94424222>Old bikers bad>not recognising pure SOVLshit taste detected
Paint drawer is getting full.
>>94424267what about the piss drawer
>>94424267Pour them all into one big cup and paint a model with it
>>94424240>Four brand new kits is a pity updateIf you think four kits is pitiable, what do you call a single character sculpt as a codex release?
>>94424270Out in the open to divert from the hidden cum cache
>>94424272An insult
>>94424272A tip of the hat
>>94424278>>94424277Hivemind
>>94424272You rarely see four kits. GW tends to do 1-2 character pity releases or a range refresh
>>94424221Truly, the difference is staggering.
>>94424267I could never store my stuff like that, my autism wouldnt let me
>>94424304
>>94424267>Tfw my drawer is double that>haven't been able to paint for 6 months
>>94424313Did you break your hand?
>>94424306It used to be grouped by colour
>>94424320Fucking group it again then?
>>94424320oh yeah that'd be probably acceptable. I have a wall mounted rack, pretty comfortable
>>94424319If only I had a good excuse.Just life shit and lack of time and energy. Also haven't been able to play a single time in that time, best I've done is assembly and priming of a few things
>realize Havoc Champions can take a Plasma Pistol and a melee weapon>can use Havoc Champs as Chaos Lords whenever I don’t need to take a unit of HavocsNeat I guess
>>94424304I want all of those sculpts
>>94424304For me, it's ribcage-kun - the edgiest spiritual disiplinary
>might have a child sooner rather than later>my hobby room is the only available space to make another bedroomFuck, might need to take a breather from the hobby or eat shit and paint in the living room.Any anons with smaller houses and kids? How the fuck do you manage this?
>>94424333Its a neat model too, good size
>>94424355I waited 18 years to get back into 40k.
>>94424323you WILL finish a model by next sunday.otherwise I'll come to your house and tickle you in your sleep>:3
>>94424355its over anon
>>94424304I don't see a difference.
>>94424355>he thinks he will have time or energy to hobby for the first 1-3 yearsLol, lmao even.
>>94424304the plastic ones are so inferior to the metal ones it's not even funnylook at that skull on the right and this one compared to the immaculate one on the left
>>94424355You’ve never even kissed a girl let alone being close to having a child.
New crusaders when?
>>94424379Lmao cry more projecting anon>>94424376>>94424361>>94424363I hope after 2 years I might get back... A friend has a 1 year old girl and has a bit of time for his stuff
>>94424378The one who's just wearing a straight-up skull rather than a skull-faced helmet? That's the weakest one, man.
>>94424396Unless he's unemployed I severely doubt that.
>>94424396>>94424420>people on 4chan actually have partners and kidswhat the fuck lmao
>>94424424NTA but I met and married a woman from here
>>94424424/tg/ generally skews a bit older than some of the other boards
>>94424391>ecclesiarchy alignedMight as well just suck each other off
>>94424424Not everyone has untouchable tier autism.Some of us are just mostly functional weird nerds irl, and getting a wife is not impossible
>>94424419yes, the one whose skull faced helmet actually looks like a skull
What's the core of a good craftworlds list in 10th?
>>94424299Huh, you're right. After looking back through the model releases GW has almost never released just three or four kits at once.
>>94424396Lyuben, it’s just your schizophrenia acting up again.
>>94424451A lobotomy followed by 2 years of conversion therapy
>>94424304This guy is the coolest and has the best crocius arcanum
>>94424299>Necrons got a pity release>But orikan and imotekh are so good I didn't even carePoor admec
>>94424424Your average autist into 40k or magic pretty much has to have a decent job to play the game, and the games themselves are social games that require constant socialization. Bad behaviours like body odor are pointed out and corrected through peer pressure. /tg/ autists are thus trained into being productive members of society with bare minimum social skills.If your hobby is anime, being a con gremlin is similar since you have to actually make an effort and respect others and not be a creep. A decent paying job and alright social skills plus personal grooming is enough to get a start on things like getting a gf.In contrast, Anime and Video Games are very private hobbies and there's nothing stopping you screaming slurs at the top of your lungs then leaving, or worse, experiencing most forms of human contact through 4chan. This trains an autist to be unpersonable and unreasonable, resulting in a swathe of people with no social skills who are entirely ignored by others in the real world.Fa/tg/uys are trained into being normal members of society.
>>94424462As far as terminator chaplains go I'd either go with that one or this one. They're pretty similar, but I like drum-mag stormbolter a little better than the combi-flamer.
I don't like the new Crozius design but I love the new foot Chaplain
>>94424039What the hell happened with that Termi Chaplain's mask?
>>94424494>those barrel holes
>>94424494I hear you, and I think the skull helm on the one you posted is also better.But I lean in the first one because I like the scroll and parchment
>>94424499And the biker too.
>>94424499Primaris design is such a fucking blight...
>>94424482>tfw fairly well socially adjusted with a good job and average looks but I actively push every attempt at closer contact away and spend pretty much all my free time aloneoh well, it's a peaceful life at least
>>94424482This is one of the reasons why Secondary or TTS players or people who don't play the game at all are regarded with some level of suspicion. If you don't engage socially with other players wor the community then there's probably a reason for that.Granted that reason can be perfectly innocuous like a busy work schedule or preferring playing other games with their friends in their limited free time. But we all have met the weird social pariah who comes to the game store once and is super awkward and pissy the whole time and then makes the game miserable and no one wants to play with them ever again. And half the time they are weird under socialized shut-ins to begin with.
>>94424527I bless you with tism gf at an unknown future date.
>>94424527Time alone isn't a bad thing so long as you are content and can be introspectively honest with yourself that you feel fulfilled. But if you find you are simply comfortable and not fulfilled, you may have to allow some discomfort into your life if you ever want to catalyze change.
>>94424536No previous non white boy friends, genetically pure, libertarian and no tattoos, that's all I ask for.
>>94424557Done. But she's into scat, hopefully that's not a dealbreaker.
>>94424536man I want to believe that's possible, thanks anon
>>94424527>Tfw have achieved the gf>She's the busiest person I've ever met so we barely have any time to see each other>Most of my free time is alone because of thisSometimes I wish I didn't have as much time to paint as I do. Grass is always greener, I guess.
>>94424557Educated women will never favor true libertarianism because they are inherently disadvantaged by the system. Best you can hope for is slowly corrupting an innocent one to the ideas of directional libertarianism.Warhammer 40k
>>94424527after coming out of long term relationships for most of my life, the last couple of years of being mostly solo (outside of a couple of flings) has generally been pretty nice
>>94424564Well, so long as I get to do the pooping I suppose that's fine...
>>94424557h-hey don't steal my blessing
>>94424586>Woman, I get to poop the pants in this relationshipGave me a chuckle
>>94424594I wear the pull-ups in this household
>>94424577Man, if I manage to have kids (I'm working on it right now) and shit breaks down further along, I'm just gonna go the hikikomori route as much as I can. Obviously only regarding relationships and such, I would care for my kids as much as possible, but fuck having relationships after that, I'm already at 10+ years
>>94424599>Gay furries discussing long-term relationship plans
Do you guys give a shit if your opponent is 5-10 points over the limit?
>GW battle report with Black Templars vs Dark Eldar>accurately demonstrates just how shitty and ineffective space marines are in 10th>has to fudge the last dice roll of the game to give BTs the win. Surely this is bad for business?
>>94424564If she's deeply ashamed and confused by it as she would be then that just makes her more perfect.>>94424575I mean just there should be as little government as possible just enough to prevent people from trying to limit other people's freedom and people should do what they want if it doesn't hurt anyone else. This includes fairly as possible splitting up critical finite resources such as land among humanity. Don't see how that would create any sort of situation that would prevent any demographic including women from one day achieving whatever they wanted. Sigh, there are so many countless worlds in the imperium there'd definitely be a planet like that somewhere, just have to pay the tithes and conscripts tax and besides that everyone would be free.
>>94424628If he tells me beforehand and lets me take something to go over by the same amount why not?
>>94424628not generally no, I have a lot of lists 5 points over I would like to try out anyways
>>94424631>Chapter famous for defying the Codex>Forced to use Codex infantry formations because Space Marines are bigger Aspect Warriors now and all Crusaders get is a Flamer & Power WeaponsWill never not piss me off no matter how kino their refresh was
I see the interns had to break WarCom while they figured out how to add a countdown timer again
>>94424628Yes, your deathstar doesn't get to reroll charges because it's only 5 points over, no rerolls for you, play correctly.
>>94424667>WaCom being WaComI swear to god, these monkey's can't do anything right.
>>94424652>>Forced to use Codex infantry formationsBecause the BT only have their index currently.Again proving that GW should just release all codexes at once and that is it.
>>94424628Yes, cut an enhancement if you can't find the points elsewhere.
>>94424631>Surely [Marines winning] is bad for business?You know nothing of 40k business.
>>94424631If you're already paying for Warhammer+, they don't have to worry about your custom
>>94424679>Again proving that GW should just not be massive faggots and that is it.Fixed, but will never happen. They like suckling wang too much.
>>94424689>If you're already paying for Warhammer+He doesn't know...
>>94424631This is nothing new.Marines have always been one of the armies that tend to have the weakest rules within editions. Barring some niche exceptions like Iron Hands, but even then it is literally just 1 chapter that is broken, rest are shit.No one plays marines because they are overpowered, they rarely are.People play them because they are just cool.
>>94424652>because Space Marines are bigger Heresy marines nowFTFY>>94424707Correct.
>>94424714>innocence is irrelevant. you have been judged guilty of transgressing the lex imperialisSo, they aren't innocent?Or is this is just a schizophrenic arbites?
TANKBUSTAS PRE ORDER WHEN?
>>94424732>TANKBUSTAS PRE ORDER WHEN?Late January
>>94424729pleading innocence or even proving one's innocence is irrelevantthe imperial judges decided you're to be punished and you will be
>>94424431I'm so sorry
>>94424729In plain English, it basically says;>Whether or not you actually committed any crimes is irrelevant. The authorities have decided you are guilty.
Now that GW can actually model fur coats and such, when will Eldar ever get some of their swagger from the old artwork?
>>94424652What were the lists like? Did they make the BTs play their index or Gladius? Realspace Raid or Skysplinter for DE?
>>94424755>Japanese justice system
>>94424757never, they missed the chance for warlocksif you wish upon a star maybe exodites will get one psyker with a fur coat
>>94424652>BT refresh>kinoThere is exactly ONE cool new BT model, the rest is a net downgrade from before
>>94424757The people working at gw have never seen that image or anything like it.
>>94424798The guy who fucking drew it still works there
>>94424757You have to take the Ynnari Cucktarch if you want a fur cloak.
>>94424707>Marines have always been one of the armies that tend to have the weakest rules within editionsThis is not entirely accurate.What's actually the case is that MEQ and marines are meta-defining and warp the entire game and all list building around them. It's possible for something in a game to be strong in a vacuum or but due to their impact on the meta-game and list building that they still end up with a low overall winrate because it's SO prevalent that literally every single person playing the game has already pre-emptively factored it in to their own decisions.Since 40k is becoming increasingly similar to tabletop magic the gathering, I'll use that as an example. If in a vacuum Burn is very strong, and anyone without an answer to Burn decks will simply lose, and literally 90% of players either ONLY play Burn, or they have Burn as a secondary deck (because it's impossible to buy any major releases without getting incidental Burn cards), then it's easily possible for Burn to end up with like a 45% winrate even while on paper being strong, because EVERY SINGLE PERSON has accounted for Burn and worked to pre-emptively counter it so every single fucking deck in the tournament includes a ton of lifegain. That doesn't mean burn is bad, it means burn has warped the meta around it such that the Rule 0 of deck building (or list building in 40k) is "Have an answer to Burn." Marines are that to 40k. If you are making ANY list for ANY army, your rule 0 has to be "Can this deal with MEQ?" and if your list can't you just laugh and scrap the entire thing. Because MEQ are meta defining in 40k and the entire game essentially revolves around them. People will call Greentide/conscript spam a "skew list", and will call Vehicle spam an"skew list", but much like a fish not understanding what the ocean is, people fall to comprehend that an entire army of multi-wound models with the 2nd best armor save possible in the game is ALSO a skew list
Just bought a boxnought.Is the build fun?Is magnetisation easy?
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>>94424804Lol, lmfao. You think that matters?
>>94424755Aah, typical.And then Imperium wonders why the populations rebel.
>>94424811>Is the build fun?yes
>>94424811It's a classic for a reason. Most parts go together very easily and most of the bits needn't even be magnetized, the pegs for the arms are enough. Stormbolter/heavy flamer are kinda tricky to magnetize, but who in their right mind ever uses the stormbolter?
>>94424811You can just not attach the arms with glue and swap em out.
>>94424810>marines aren't actually bad>fucking dark eldar of all things are beating them in 10thYeah, I don't think so.
>>94424707you dumb faggot people were not playing crusader spam marinetide with a higher model count than fucking Orks because it was "cool", they were playing it because it had a 60% winrate and could flood the board with disgustingly cheap 2W bodies with high OC to win on scoring since most armies couldn't chew through that many wounds to contest objectives.and no, "higher model count than Orks" is not an exaggeration of pre nerf BT lists
>>94424839Where have you been? Dark Eldar have been monsters of the meta for the last several months.
>>94424839>>fucking dark eldar of all things are beating them in 10thThis is kind of a nonsequitur. DE were so garbage GW had to emergency release Skysplinter as a bandaid fix Detachment released ahead of the codex, and DE transports and units like mandrakes are good at scoring the current mission pack. Anyone making a DE list still factors in "how do I kill MEQ?" as a Rule 0 consideration.In fact, the Voidraven is genuinely the only Aircraft in the game regularly taken and considered good across all armies in the game, and that's specifically because of its effectiveness at clearing out MEQ bodies with Dark Scythes. If Guardsman statlines were as prolific and dominant as MEQ are you'd never take Voidravens
>>94424838>>94424828So this tells me a simple drilling and magnets will go on very easy
>>94424846It's been such a weird thing in 10th just how much they've dropped the points for certain things, but marine bodies especially. I think crusaders at their lowest was something like 10 for 125? Before Pariah Nexus, Jump Pack Intercessors were CHEAPER than Zephyrim, and even now they're just 5 points more per 5. Both units have comparable damage output (JPI are probably ahead thanks to the PF), but JPI are T4 with 2W apiece as opposed to T3 1W for Zephyrim. Madness.
>>94424688>>Surely [Marines winning] is bad for business?Surely fudging the dice and cheating is bad for business?FTFY
I know there are a couple other admech anons here so I might as well ask - any of you guys tried magnetising the dunecrawler? If so how did you go about it?
>>94424878It's incredibly obvious they are doing this to make armies bigger and forge even more plastic onto tables.Elite armies should be strong and expensive in points, even fucking custodes are more swarmy now.
>>94424866I guess that makes sense.Thanks for explaining.
>>94424740FUCK SAKE
>>94424891Nah, I don't really care for the tank so I just went for the transport.
>>94424878Point changes for balance are easier than dataslate
>>94424905cool scheme anon, I was asking about the crab walker though
>>94424897It's like they don't even remember that this is exactly what killed Fantasy.I have seen more people entering the hobby with entirely 3D printed armies as their FIRST army then ever before and a lot of them say it's just because it was cheaper than buying the real models.
>>94424878an AdMech army is now easily $2000 or more for 2000 points without even factoring in the cost of paints/basing/etc, purely GW plastic on the sprue. It's genuinely gross
>>94424905Yikes
>>94424878>>94424897Just sounds like that GW is trying to kill off 40k by doing what they did to WHF so they can replace 40k.
>>94424946>replacing the golden goose that is 40kNever ever they are just throttling paypigs as much as they can because they know they can get away with it now that warhammer is a multimedia franchise and even if they lose modlney on the wargame nobody will care anymore
>>94424946You're an idiot
>>94424946GW shrinkflation is even worse than food producers. >Can't buy anything in quantities greater than 10x anymore >Stuff that used to be 10 man is now x5>Stuff that used to be x5 is now x3, please buy two boxes to make a 6-man squad :^)>New kits cost more than old kits despite fewer minis though>And of course still constant price increases even for 30 year old kits that still have 90's dates visible on the sprue Reminder that Games Workshop has a higher profit margin than Google despite having brick and mortar stores and dealing in physical retail and not software. Plastic is so cheap GW's biggest expense is britbong electricity
>>94424951>>94424958GW isn't smart.They've done stupid ideas before, case and point, see WHF End Times and AoS that came from it.
>>94424969that's why I switched to KT and necromunda40k, in THIS economy?
>be a marinepiggy>buy everything second hand>cheap minis
>>94424729The innocent are guilty of wasting the Judicial's time. Unironically.
>>94424905>Night Lords AdMech
>>94424995>The innocent are guilty of wasting the Judicial's time. Unironically.Not my fault they decided they want to waste their own time by coming to arrest me for something I never did.
>>94424925No need to get so overdramatic about it. A real AdMech Army costs about $1,200 USD, and that is a ridiculous enough sum already without exaggerating it further.
>>94424993If only second hand sellers weren't either >Selling assembled and brutalized models (it's almost full price anyways)>Selling models for more than I can get with retail discount (shipping not included)
>>94422968Oh hey, I'm pretty sure you go to my store. Small world anon and great looking lictor.
>>94425019The reasoning is that it's your highest duty to make sure your innocence is beyond questioning. Even if ultimately innocent your words, actions, associations, past, etc. gave them enough reason to suspect you of being guilty of something (and they may not even know of what, exactly). So you're either guilty and must be punished for your crime, or you're innocent and must be punished for wasting their time and effort.
>>94424971That was before their new corporate overlords taught them how to do business.Now they are just as stupid as before but there is a council of suits and stock brokers telling them what to do
>>94425036One guy at my LGS was really proud about how he managed to place well in tournaments with his ad mech army. The army is an actual fucking meme with more chicken walkers than you can shake a stick at plus the obligatory load-bearing datasheets.
>>94425040I'm in the uk so it's a bit different.
>>94424897I honestly don't think that's the case. I think it's because there are two design teams at GW that split the work, but they don't communicate and have entirely different ideas as to how balance should be done so certain armies get insane rules and are strong as hell while others get gutted. GW then doesn't want to change too much of the printed rules, so they tweak points, which leads to weaker armies going stupidly cheap. GSC/Sisters are the most recent example of this. Sisters get shit like Morvenn Vahl and her buddies, a unit with +1 to and wound AND full re-rolls while GSC get their damage cut by 60%. And then points have to follow.
FRESH THREADZ>>94425087>>94425087>>94425087
>>94425075The same thing happened to ad mech where they got turned into a hilariously expensive horde army for no reason. This shit killed fantasy years back at my LGS because people weren't up to the task of buying stupid massive hordes for their army just to make it to a regular 2000 point game.
>>94425049Again not my fault.They decided they wanted to waste their time on me when I've done nothing.Them having "enough of a reason" to suspect me is just they came up with a bullshit excuse so they could arrest me, which then shows I have done nothing wrong and they wasted their own time by their own volition and actions.
>>94425040It's PRO PAINTED in 10 minutes with an airbrush, so it's worth AT LEAST 150% of box prize!
>>94425040I've managed to find some really good deals (albeit being painted terribly with mold lines still on them) but those deals are hard to come by and are usually gone within minutes of being posted. The resellers are a pain, they sell shit like you described for maybe 30% off gw prices, which it's just better to buy from some online store that does 25% off. As much as I like a good deal stripping some of these minis is a fucking nightmare
How do I expand a dark eldar army beyond the combat patrol plus mandrakes?
>>94425561Depends how you want to run it. Do you like all three parts of the army (Kabals, Wych Cults, Covens)? If so, then getting the battleline units and leader character for each is a start. You can always use more transports, especially Venoms. Cronos and Scourges are always good to have a couple of too.There are some resin units that are competitive right now (Beastmaster and Court of the Archon) but they are out of production I wouldn't recommend trying to get them or even lot ash a proxy because they might be gone when the codex comes out next year.
>>94424432It's why its so bad.
>>94424971How was that stupid? WH End Times was the most profitable that IP ever was, and led to the creation of an even more profitable IP. What would've been retarded was killing the cashcow by trying the same in 40k, which is why they backtracked on that.
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>>94423502>Animorphs reference in 2024
