Vile Sorcery Edition>Warhammer Preview Show (includes 40k) Friday 11/22 at 1pm EST / 6pm GMThttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/videos/obs3rpib/join-us-for-the-warhammer-preview-show-world-championships-of-warhammer/>Point changes:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/g5ot1app/warhammer-40000-balance-update-points-changes-are-here-with-the-new-munitorum-field-manual/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Tithes Animationshttps://gofile.io/d/GpvGgmhttps://gofile.io/d/3oPbxIhttps://gofile.io/d/T8ffnG>How to make wargames terrainhttps://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>94425087>Thread question:What's the last model you painted? If you haven't painted in a while, how did the last game you played go? If you haven't painted and don't play, why are you here? And, as always, post pictures of models and games, level of skill or WIP doesn't matter, we want to see your work.
>>94428901>What's the last model you painted?An old DC marine I basecoated yesterday.
can the necrontyr come back?
>>94428911No
>TQCSM legionary>how did it gofucking badly. I can't get my colour scheme to work. Currently waiting for the new basecoat to dry to give it yet another try. I want to believe youtubers and these ork painters here are just actually photoshopping
>>94428922why not
>>94428929You need a soul or dna to come back. They have neither
>>94428926>I can't get my colour scheme to work.What scheme would that be?
>>94428937orange and teal
The krieg box will totally sell out though just ignore the fact that every other army box didn't
>>94428941Anon, please. 2008 was 20 years ago.
>>94428947Truly that is one of the boxes of all time.
>>94428901>What's the last model you painted?Worked on Last 2 mandrakes. Im so close to the end, I'm getting excited. Im starting to try and decide what Im gonna paint next.
>>94428911There were some War in Heaven era Orks and Eldar kept in cold storage in some of the Blackstone Fortresses, if GW actually cared about it they could easily explain some Necrontyr showing up in modern 40k as the result of something similar, or the equivalent of a Halo Ark that contains stored Necron genetic samples, or just the Yagrum Bagarn excuse of some Necron guy was off doing Cryptek dimensional bullshit in some pocket realm when the C'tan are everybody and has only just returned due to time dilation.Will it ever happen? No, it seems exceedingly unlikely, a major part of Necron characterization is that none of them really remember the War in Heaven or even what they really looked like while alive, actual Necrontyr showing up undercuts the faction identity too much for too little gain.
>>94428947Looks like someone is still living rent free in there
>>94428937well there are two:one is the purge, one is a black&white one. for the purge, my lines are just too shitty and it looks dirty (in a bad way).for the black&white one, the black just looks too flat and I can't seem to get it highlighted properly, although I know which colours are usually used for that. The white usually also looks flat, but I'll try apothecarian white contrast this time to see if that does the trick
>>94428947There will be a shoulder pad that's too rounded or some other obscure, unimportant, easily changed detail that will stop all of the "death korp fans" from buying anything anyway. You can always count on a non-marine release having a million excuses to not buy the second it's actually available to buy
>>94428950I'm so old and dusty they call me rubric
Currently painting a Jackal Alphus while I sort out the color scheme for the rest of the GSC army. Not sure I'm 100% happy with it thus far, but I like what I've managed to asspull.
>>94428937>>94428961In case you don't know who The Purge are, here is what it should kinda look like: My problem is that my steps for the green are:basecoat blackwaagh flesh darktone wash>here comes the kickerre-paint waagh flesh BUT leave a tiny part towards the crevices dark. this looks shit on my miniatures because I can't seem to get that done uniformlynext:straken green, again leaving a bit dark towards the creviceshighlight nurgling green.Apparently, my hands are too shit, so I strip the same guy over and over, paint just the green armour bits, get frustrated and start over.
>own an abominant kit (magnetized) >own a war dog kitThe urge to buy valourstrike lance is strong but fuck if i have the time or patience for a 2000pt game
>>94429005The urge should be zero, given that's a shit box for CK
>>94429005>doesn't have the patience for a 2k KNIGHTS gamePost these supposed knights
>>94428965that your honest opinion? remember BA players writing litteral letters because they're upset their jumppacks don't have wings? remember beakie fans being mad that boxes contained only beakie helmets? remember space wolves being upset about their army being too space-wolvey?
>>94428965>You can always count on a non-marine release having a million excuses to not buy the second it's actually available to buyyeah that's why nids outsold marines during leviathan and won oghram, right?
>>94429030all of those complaints are far more legitimate than DUDE THEY ADDED KNEEPADSDUDE THE GASMASK LENSES ARE SLIGHTLY LARGER
>>94429037>double dipping on this baitpoor form
>>94429039why? sounds just the same to me
>>94429047>sounds just the same to mebecause you're a disingenuous tranny
>>94429030You mean the single attentionfag who spammed his letters everyday
>>94429059you saying he was alone in complaining about BA jumppacks? Quite some samefagging!
>>94429073He was the only one writing letters you disingenuous little fag
>>94428965Maybe if GW cared about what their customers wanted they'd sell more.
Why do the dark eldar feel so right in 40k without them being overly edgy and grimpderp? No other setting could have the dark eldar and present them seriously, yet 40k pulls it off. How does GW do it boys?
>>94429082riveting, and is the actual topic at hand not whether space marine players also complain QUITE a bit about their miniature range? In case you missed the actual point: I'm not actually interested in the precise frequency and quantity of letters being sent to GW, I am trying to show you examples of how dearly expected releases can disappoint the army's fanbase. did you now get it?
>>94429103They don't need to sell more. They already can't meet demand.
>>94429109>removes a defining characteristic>flanderizes them into furries instead of the vikings they were always before 5th>this is the same as complaining about knee pads and eye lenses kill yourself tranny
>>94429107don't summon the grog in me but the trick was making every army evil in their own ways without presenting any "good guys"
>>94429116>trannies out of nowhereUHH UHHHRENT FREE???
Pour one out for my homie, one of my favorite paint jobs I've done so far but messed up the weapon and arm really badly so I just went back to the drawing board with him...
>thread already shitted up
>>94429130Why don't you sleep on it before you do anything impulsive, anon
>>94429134That was horrifying.
>>94428901>TQ>Last paintedGhaz>Currently paintingBattlewagon. I hate yellow>Last gameBeautifully painted space wolves
>>94429130wow you're just like me
>>94429027Away from home, the war dogs are painting in progress and my experience with games is limited to tts so far>>94429017What's so shit about it if you already have a big knight box and a war dog box?You can run the big knight as a rampager and the armigers as war dogs with the spare weapons from the war dog boxTwo big knights suck but maybe itll suck less after the codex
>>94429138I already did, I tried to do a selective application of running alcohol with a q-tip to do just the blade, but the paint was getting packed into the recesses on the blade and would have lost definition after repainting it. It's better to just start fresh. It'll go quicker this time, now that I got my method down for these more elite Necrons.
>>94429155Good luck
>>94428901>TQlast game I got tabled turn 4, lost 57-96
>>94429130I knew you were gonna continue melting down and stripping your shit. Fuck off attentionwhore. None of us care that you're a paintlet
>>94429173post your models with timestamp
>>94429168
>>94429178an actual steel legion army :O>>94429177don't wanna give that homo his you but how did you summon so much rage from some turd here?
>>94429173You have me mixed up with someone else, I'm painting my first army. I've only completed 20 warriors, a royal warden, and this overlord so far, with this being my first do-over.
>>94429184>>94429186whops, thought the guy asking for timestamped models was the guy posting the necron.
>>94429134reddit was down earlier, a few of them still haven't returned yet
>>94429134Ugh. I don't even know how'd I'd go about fixing that.
>>94429191doesn't explain the nomodels /v/ermin shitposting all day
>>94429173shut the fuck up bitch
>>94429107>No other setting could have the dark eldar and present them seriouslynot really, their codex released in 1998 T essentially the peak of Vampire the Masquerade's popularity; they're essentially 40k space Tzimisci+Dark Fae
>>94429148>What's so shit about itThey have nothing in the kits that's chaos? You'll have the bad wardog variants?
>>94429116>>this is the same as complaining about knee pads and eye lensesMarine players complain about primaris knee flanges, Phobos feet, and the mark X faceplate, and power pack angles all the time, how is that better than kneepads and lenses?I'm not even going to touch the low hanging fruit that is 30k player Rivet Counting and armor autism purity testing bullshit, since those people belong in an asylum to begin with
>>94428901Speaking of sorcery, what is something you could do with flesh that ISN'T burning it?Blood, bones, skin and ash can be used to paint, in buildings, create amulets, clothes and so on.But what about actual flesh? Specifically muscle tissue, not even organs.
>>94429233>but what about this stuff that doesn't happen nearly as much as subhuman guardfags whining about nu-cadians and nu-krieg???kill yourself disingenuous tranny
>>94429238You're pathetic
>>94429236Curze used thousands of living bodies to build comfy screaming castle for himself.And of course there is entire body horror and mutation part of chaos. You can bind daemon into some flesh to make cute worm like familliar.
>>94429261I accept your concession
>>94429238I'm asking in good faith, do you GENUINELY believe that there are more posts complaining about IG knee pads and lenses than there is about Phobos feet and similar Marine armor gripes?Genuinely, do you honestly believe this? When there's entire threads that go by with barely a single mention of IG period, let alone discussion of the new Cadians, let alone then specifically whining about their kneepads?There's just no fucking way. I'd wager Phobos complaints alone dwarf every single IG kneepad and lens complaint, let alone all marine armor gripes and nitpicking
>>94429271I know you're terminally online nomodels-kun but 4chan does not reflect reality
>>94429233>>94429271Warhammer 40k players in general fear change because more often than not these days change is often a negative thing and at the expense of something.
>>94429274Do you think "I WON'T BUY THOSE IMPERIAL GUARD, THEY HAVE KNEEPADS!" is a common talking point anywhere outside of 4chan?more importantly, do you think people outside of 4chan DON'T make fun of or complain about Phobos...?
>>94429236>what is something you could do with flesh that ISN'T burning it?Use flesh to build stuff, decoration, eat it, use to as paper since flesh is eaiser to get that wood pulp.
>>94429290yes and yescry about it all you want IGfag, there's a reason why you faggots have had a reputation for being as whiny as eldarfags before 4chan even existed
>>94429269about what?
>>94429303the whiniest faction is definitely the one who pissed and moaned until they got Codex:Hobbit Second Breakfast and who turn into apes smearing shit on the walls the moment there's more than a month between announcements or releases
>>94429303>before 4chan even existedit's cute when you attempt to appear as if you were old while talking like a teenager. I know, it's anonymous but really. Not even anonymity can hide your faggotry at this point
This argument is so retarded that no one will notice me drop this rock on Be'lakor, The Dark Master™.
How many of you guys wanna bet that the alleged new Krieg models are going to lose their ridged stahlhelms and get replaced by say the pickelhaube helmet or the Adrian helmet? I bet it is gonna happen as GW has been trying to sanitize 40k for a while for the new generation of pearl clutching masses.
>>94428901Anyone have the meme of a death company marine saying something along the lines of "Nice XV88 crisis suit you got there, HORUS"?
>>94429312and other delusions you can tell yourself>>94429316you're such a pathetic schizo lmao
>>94429268It's just that I was thinking about how to trap the spirits of the dead in the living world using barriers and containers, and trapping the remains denying them a proper burial.However, removing the blood and cremation risks freeing the soul. Thus, one would need a use for the body.The imperium uses corpses as mortar on those Martyr Wall forts, but you can see the meat has rotten away.So I'm looking for a use for the meat.Reminder all of this is loyal imperials. This isn't some Khornate thing. The Heretics are bound to be much wilder than that
Well, he's stripped and back with the other WIP stuff. I think I'll move on to another miniature and come back to him when I've had a little bit of break so I don't get too burned out on doing the same models back to back. Should I do a skorpekh destroyer, Plasmancer, hexmark destroyer, or heavy lokhust destroyer next?
>>94429347Scarab swarms.
>>94429347what, how did you strip him so quickly? I always have to bath my guys for a few hours
>>9442935590% rubbing alcohol, soak 5 mins, pull out and toothbrush scrub it, soak 5 mins, pull out and scrub again but then use a sewing needle to clean out recesses, soak again and pull out to rinse with the high pressure water spout my sink has (gently). >>94429352I want to do a BIGGER guy though, just did 20 warriors.
>>94429320>marines got a radical change in appearance despite having an iconic look>Cadians got a radical change in appearance despite having an iconic lookB-bros. This isn't looking too good.
>>94429371Do a big scarab.
>>94429103Based tyranids thwart Marine Malevolent from sniping civilians
>>94429320>>94429376>How many of you guys wanna bet that the alleged new Krieg models are going to lose their ridged stahlhelms and get replaced by say the pickelhaube helmet or the Adrian helmet?not only are they hard confirmed but we already have a plastic krieg redesign you fucking retard
>>94429130Nigger just strip the wep or paint over it.
>>94429396I painted over it too many times while I kept messing up how I wanted the weapon to look like, which started to round out the edges and recesses so it looked really bad, like a foam toy weapon. My hand is too shaky to strip the weapon without getting rubbing alcohol on other parts of the miniature.
>>94429376Retvrn to tradition. Embrace 90s monopose pewter.
>>94428965Genuinely retarded post.The krieg kill team sold well despite them completely slaughtering everything cool about the original design>But theyre exactly the sameNot even going to bother with this level of aesthetic blindness.
>>94429416kill yourself rivet-counting guardfagyour type are genuine subhumans
>>94429416Krieg should've never been anything but a steel legion color swap like they started outYou faggots deserve nothing
>>94429393Yes. But sadly he's half right. They changed the helmets to look much more french and much less german.
Are there any curses in 40k? Curses like Angron not being able to step on real space for 100 years and a day
>>94429434they were always french, retardsteel legion are the ones with german-esque helmets
>>94429406>My hand is too shakyBeta
>>94429438Why are you giving me your opinion if you don't know anything about the subject.
>>94429441>opinionit's the fact of the matter, redditor
>>94429439My brain is broken bro, I got ET :(
>>94429441sorry but trips confirm >>94429444
>>94429434>>94429441Outside of their helmet they're French as fuck, retard.>verification not required
>>94429134Would've been funnier if it zoomed out and it was fucking art quality
>>94429333Khornates usually ignore meat, they are interested in blood and skulls. Tho caniball cults are usually Khornate in nature like Corpse Grinders from Necromunda who are food industry workers who decided to eat food before proper processing, well they can also be Slaaneshi if cult is more about eating than killing.As for "this is imperial" no shit, theocratic totalitarian regime based upon worship of corpse god, where one of highest honours that can be bestowed upon you is having your skull turned into drone after you die. Not to mention skull motiff everywhere. Also Chineese used corpses for mortar in great wall.
>>94429466>Khornates usually ignore meatthe khornates in necromunda literally turned into that because they were sampling the corpses before they turned into starch
>>94429318Havent been reading the thread, what's people arguing about?
>>94428911Trazyn has some in Pokeballs
>>94429320>stahlhelms>pickelhaubeTranslation for those of us who aren't autistic
>>94429479Who is the least retarded dipshit at faggot camp. And knee pads.
>>94429488Krieg are nazis
>>94429318Wrong thread, /wfg/ is elsewhere
>>94429453>Confidently states that steel division wear stahlhelms when they could barely have a more different design>Confidently states that the literal stahlhelm that krieg wears is actually french because of the little peak on top.>Now tries to shift the conversation to being about their trench coats, despite them literally never being mentioned.This is another thing they did with the krieg reboot, they started painting them blue where before they were mostly grey.The greatest flaw of our society is that it allows subhumans like you to live.
>>94429271If these guys got re-released with a jump intercessor backpack and weren't push-fit, people wouldn't have such a problem.
>>94429514>everybody is one personuh oh schizo subhuman melty
>>94429492>cork
>>94429505That would be the Steel Legion. Kriegers borrow most from the French in WW1.
>>94429523>N-no it's just that i'm just as retarded as he isStunning rebuke.
>Cheat by saying a 3 was a 4 and wounded a unit>2 hours later drop my hq and it shatters into a million billion piecesI'M SORRY I'LL NEVER CHEAT AGAIN AIEEEEEEEE
>>94429531you're very mad about being wrong lmao
>>94429514I'm not one of the downies you're arguing with. Just someone who likes to correct the blatantly stupid. I said their helmets are German because they are. Their in blue coats like the fucking French were.
>>94429492*vent pads
>>94429514>literal stahlhelm that krieg wears is actually french because of the little peak on top.if it's got a peak it's not a stahlhellm,innit?
>>94429320They just got plastic models, why would they completely change them now?
>>94429514The helmet is a crossing into the german Stahlhelm and the french Adrian Helmet The gas mask is inspired by an American model used by the English. The Trench coat is from the french overcoat "modèle 1877">>94429542He desperately needs to go OLD GOOD NEW BAD
>>94429533You have paid your penance in blood. Go now to ye rest.
>>94429541Bonjour, mes amis. Hon-hon-hon.
I like the officer helmets with a cute birb on top and epaulettes
>>94429537You're an even bigger subhuman because you're fighting arguments that aren't even being made.As a whole, no they aren't french or german, they are a blend of uniforms.However it's obvious that GW had done a few thing to emphasize french parts in the new shitty design.
>>94429562They should've never had a unique design in the first place and stayed a recolor in the back of a steel legion supplemental
>>94429542These models look so fucking gay. I cannot believe how much they fucked up the gas masks.
>>94429562>>94429572uh oh rivet counter melty
>>94429568I don't care.
>>94429562I'm not the one getting upset over my heckin' Korperinos on 4chan.
Is there a 40k luddite equivalent? A group that believes becoming a cyborg monstrosity or a genetic freak is inhuman and disrupts humanity's natural progression?
>>94428952You got this dark kin
>>94429562>>94429572>NOOO THEY RUINED MY HECKIN KRIEGIES HOW CAN I SPAM MY SHOVEL AND SUICIDE CHARGE MEMES ON REDDIT NOW AIIIEEE
>>94429583SoB
>>94429559There was a third party krieg clone where they all have dragoon helmets like that guy. But I don't think its actually been released.
>>94429583Most of Imperium distrust technology. This is why gigantic cannons on starships are loaded by hand by slaves, or why Mechanicus have monopoly on tech.
>>94429236Leather is an easy one. Everything from clothing, to furniture.
>>94429588Why are the shovel memes hated? Its part of 40k
>>94429562>new shitty design.meds
>>94429583I don't know about 40k, but you just described the porn star character I play in cyberpunk.
>>94429547>>94429547>He desperately needs to go OLD GOOD NEW BADIsn't it funny how everyone who decries this supposed mindset is actually just an overly emotionally attached sperg who can't handle any of GW's work being criticized?
>>94429604NTA but 1 overuse. 2 who post them, usually unsufferable lorelets who know about kriegers from said memes. Kriegers don't even use shovels that much in melee, they have bayonets and trench clubs while officers just have dedicated melee weapons.
>>94429488>stahlhelmsWW2 German helmet. >pickelhaubeWW1 German helmet.
>>94429610I don't give a fuck about krieg either wayit's just another shitty range of an army that is only played by redditors and tourneyfags
>>94429605>pulling out the joytoy model.They released a joytoy Mk3 space marine and GW released their remake of the Mk3 power armour. So I wouldn't count on the joy toy being able to indicate anything.
>>94429604FlanderizationKrieg is about attrition and assaulting fortified postions, not le heckin epic suicides with shovels xDDDIt reeks of tourism.
>>94429588>UMMM XD WHO EVEN CARES THO?Concession accepted.Funny thing is I have no desire to collect krieg because they're too popular.
>>94429628>proudly proclaiming yourself to be a hipstergenuinely consider suicide
>>94429622>joytoy Mk3Why are you fags talking about vibrators
>>94429605Looks like ass>>94429617They switched to the stahlhelm during ww1
>>94429586Thanks anon. Its been a bit of a journey getting here. I cant wait to actually play my first kill team with them once Im done.
>>94429642nobody cares wehraboo
>>94429583If you want. There are 1 million feudal planets specifically designed to appeal to every possible historic war game era and every sci-fi setting imaginable. You are more than welcome to have "your guys" be hive world puritans who colonize an exodite planet and learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
>>94429644I'm probably the opposite of a wehraboo. I'm just capable of retaining information.
>>94429641Were not talking about vibrators, anon.Were talking about the new Krieg models possibly getting a complete overhaul in design and they may lose their helmets that register as Stahlhelms to normies. Anon just used a Joytoy Mk3 space marine as an example for why the Joytoy models don't mean anything as GW will redesign something on a whim no matter how iconic a design is.Really GW seems to fix what doesn't need fixing and leave the broken stuff alone.
>>94429633Oh you're so right anon. We should all just play marines.
>>94429656they're not going to redesign krieg right after they redesigned them in 2022 you retard>>94429660post your models
>>94429667Post yours
>TQI'm burned out painting nothing but world eaters so I'm painting an old White Dwarf promotional terminator from I think the announcement of Assault on Blacked Reach that I never painted. I'm tempted to strip and repaint the promo ork nob too although I'll need some of that Coat d'arms snot green. I also have an old metal aspiring sorceror, a resin Lucious, 3 old Oblits and my bloodthirster that I've run into modelling issue with to aid in preventing burn out..
>>94429667>they're not going to redesign krieg right after they redesigned them in 2022 you retardSee >>94429376 GW can can be pretty weird.
>>94429646Unironically would like to see that. Like that one guy who plays ACW IG
>>94429376Plastic cadians always looked like shit and their redesign is much better.Plastic krieg are a fucking abortion.
>>94429409Always a pleasure to see your models, and tanks anon. Always an even bigger pleasure to see that you're using movement trays. I need a metal recaster so much its unreal bros.
>>94429673You've got to have a humiliation fetish at this point>>94429679Both of those redesigns came out after 35 years
>>94429667>>94429673>Post modelsOkay.
>>94429320>I bet it is gonna happen as GW has been trying to sanitize 40k for a while for the new generation of pearl clutching masses.
>>94429656>Anon just used a Joytoy Mk3See you're doing it again, disgusting
>>94429685>Plastic cadians always looked like shit and their redesign is much better.I always thought the hate for the previous Cadians was because of their proportions. But I'll admit I prefer the previous Cadians to the new ones because I like heroic scale proportions. Creates a cartoony effect and I think it inspires more fun games. Whereas realistically painted models (or closest equivalent) inspires more grit during wargames. I do like the new Cadian design though. I also like that nearly all of them (last I checked) have backpacks. Makes me want to add the OOP ForgeWorld backpack (recast) to all my Cadians I got from a big box at a thrift store.
>>94429376>>Cadians got a radical change in appearance despite having an iconic look>kneepads>radical change
>>94429689Those look like dogshit. Figures an aesthetically blind retard would paint models like that.
>>94429711>eldarfag saying anything looks badlollmao
>>94429709>being this deliberately ignorance.Yes they got the radical change and the kneepadsAnd the helmets, and the boots, and the lasguns, and the shoulderpads and the inclusion of backpacks.
>>94429711I painted those before you were born
>>94429705No I always hated the teletubby helmets and never cared for the guns either.The rest of the design was just plain and boring and a downgrade from the metal design.If I was starting my guard army today I might have even gone with the cadians.
>>94429716nobody cares, rivet counter
>>94429718I'm stronger, faster and smarter than you.
>>94429729>Likes Eldar>SmarterGood joke
>>94429723Just pointing out the design details you missed in your ignorance of discounting the new Cadian redesign as not a radical change. Because they are. I don't hate the new design though. It is fine to me.
>>94429376>Cadians got a radical change in appearance despite having an iconic lookWhile marines had iconic look, Cadians were generic space soldiers as it gets, nothing iconic about them, just starship troopers ripoff. Also your "iconic" cadians were alredy redesigned during eye of terror.
>>94429697tits are wholesome. babies drink from those. you don't want kids to starve, do you?
So what exactly did Eldar do to this guy to make him crinkle in his diapy this hard? It's always the same like 2-3 canned responses from this dude whenever Eldar get brought up.
>>94429711>eldar
>>94429739I want to have sex with this mini what mini is this
>>94429738cadians are before the movie version of starship troopers, the book version looked nothing like themthey're a ripoff of colonial marines from alien you retard
>>94429697Sexual body horror doesn't frighten the normie masses like a Stahlhelm does which I think is odd because they both should be seen as offensive, but one is accepted as a basic monster attributed theme and the other is a helmet that sends shivers up the normie's spine.
>>94429742What sort of mental illness leads somebody to believe they can identify anonymous people to this degree
>>94429744amallyn from the blackstone fortress boxes
>>94429742some people just don't know when certain jokes are overused, or even worse, don't understand jokes to begin with and accept it as their opinion to fit in with le asshole of da interwebs
>>94429320But they're French and British.
>Rogal Dorn can either take 1 (one) cannon or 2 (two) cannons, both of which are superior to the one cannon>People magnetize this shitlol. lmao. fuck off.
are Krieg players the statistically most autistic playerbase?
>>94429756just stop talking to me, I have the feeling you are one of those incredible morons shitting up the thread so far
>>94429738>Cadians were generic space soldiers as it getsI think that was deliberate for the sake of /yourdudes/ and possible conversion kits down the line. Eye of Terror was from 2003 via Lexicanum. Over time the "generic" Cadians became iconic just because of how old they became. The same sort of thing is happening with the Primaris marines as people are finding them more iconic than the firstborn marines. But that's a whole other can of worms.
>>94429760No that's still the iron warriors and night lords and eldar playerbases
>>94428953>the Necrontry are inside the greatest anti-Eldar weaponOh my!
>>94429760No that would Horus Heresy marine players specifically. They flipped their shit with the new pickelhaube Mk3 marines and some even said the new beakies are primaris.
>>94429762>just stop talking to melmao in what world do you think this would make anybody listen to you
>>94429745Anon Starship Troopers movie came out in 1997, Cadian as you know them came in 2003.Pic rel is Cadians before 2003 rework.
>>94429742>So what exactly did Eldar do to this guy to make him crinkle in his diapy this hard? It's always the same like 2-3 canned responses from this dude whenever Eldar get brought up.>>94374555
>>94429757>or 2 (two) cannons, both of which are superior to the one cannonThe coax autocannon sure as shit ain't better than the battle cannon my man
What's the sexiest female character model?
>>94429780>please look at my week old bait I need more attention
>>94429773in a world where attention seeking sluts have a purpose in life outside of anonymous image boards. asking for too much? sad existence
>>94429781he's doing the classic thing of saying something wrong to get somebody to correct him since people won't just answer if you ask normally
>>94429757>rules and abilities only ever exist in one edition
>>94429786yet you're here, and apparently so fragile about your faction preferences that you have to beg people to leave you alone lmao
>>94429742The thing with boomers is that jokes never get old to them.
>>94429794ahhh I don't need to futureproof SHITLET'S FUCKING GO GLUING ON THESE GUNS!!!
>>94428901My newest models are these guys.
>>94429755The lore of the Death Korps of Krieg means shit to normies. The fact that they wear helmets that take design ques from the Stahlhelm that is associated with Nazism is what will rustle the jimmies of the normies. And James Workshop now appeals to normies so they may change the design of the Kriegers (again) to appease the normie masses. Nevermind that the closest we have to "good guys" looking like Nazis (because stahlhelm) is grimdark in itself.
>>94429747>they both should be seen as offensiveKill yourself
>>94429810uh oh wehraboo melty
>>94429748When someone is as mentally ill as you it tends to stick out.
>>94429814>n-no ueldartrannies aren't sending their best today
>>94429774Going from these guys to plastic cadians might be the biggest slaughter any range has ever had to deal with.
>>94429824>Saying that when this happened
>>94429833Those look fine.
>>94429833Those designs are pretty faithful to their precursor models. Is it the tactical rocks?
>>94429833I don’t get it these guys look great and are barely different.
>>94429838>>94429839>>94429843>Those look great and identical!!!Kill yourselves
Is there a bigger NPC opinion than "tactical rocks inherently bad always"
>>94429844Eldarnigs not beating the whiner allegations
>>94429844Is this your ploy to cope with people saying certain designs are bad.
>>94429851Kill yourself whiny kriegfag>>94429853Want to try that again retard?
>>94429833>>94429844>falseflagging this hard
WHY are tactical rocks hated? Theyre free basing material and if you dont like it you can always cut it off and add more ground
>>94429847No that would be that the statements that in the grimdarkness of the far future there is still inclusiveness across mankind and bigotry doesn't exist. >>94429844Point out to me what is wrong with them because by all means they look just fine and as faithful remakings of the previous models they are based off of.
>>94429860schizopost
>>94429844>>94429833This is la false flag sort of bait, right?
>>94429803Why are they gay coloured?
>>94429856How did I call it this accurately?Why the fuck are you so emotionally incapable of dealing with people criticizing GW?
>>94429868Honestly I think it is bait.Masterfully crafted bait if I'm being honest, but if the poster of it keeps it up then the next logical conclusion is to conclude that he is genuinely retarded.
>>94429870Theyre fire caste elitesPost minis
>>94429697>Dhorse proxy
>>94429864Because of memes.
>>94429866>>94429868>ruined their chainswords>helmets are just reused normal guardians>claw is far more generic>thigh armor ruined>leg chevrons spaced like garbage>chest gems ruined
>>94429864Not every style of basing complements shoving in 'more ground', like tiled floors or ship decks.
>>94429824Honestly I think you're right. If I had the money I would commission someone to make the first Cadians in the proportions of the new Cadians. Their beautiful designs even shine through third party tribute models with the Warhammer serial numbers filed off as well amazingly.
>>94429882take your meds anon literally everything but the claw is the same as the old models.
>>94429864>WHY are tactical rocks hated?They're generally hated because of repetition, autism and repeating memes to stay in the good graces of the herd. For me I don't like tactical rocks that much because they sort of "lock" a miniature into being in an outdoor environment. Sometimes a person just wants to use bases of an indoor environment and then the tactical rock kind of breaks the illusion.
>>94429888And you call eldarfags the disingenuous ones
>>94429882I'm begging you, anon. Just say that you're baiting here. You can only pretend to be stupid for so long until people begin to believe and treat you as a stupid person.
>>94429892you know you can just remove it right
>>94429883The community barely base as it isAnd if theyre doing a ship deck theyre usually skilled enough to modify the mini fit
>>94429900>I'm stupid for not blindly consooming nu-eldar neutered slopokay
>>94429874I was pretty sure it had to be, and would agree it's impressive bait, but I guess >>94429882 gives us genuine retardation.
>>94429901I can. It just means extra work and brain power needed to make it work. Like if the miniature with the tactical rock is supposed to be in a hive city development I might have to use monke brain for once to come up with an alternative replacement for tactical rock. I might go with a greenstuff pipe or a dislocated cog for a hive city base.
>>94429885>average 40k cosplayer.png
>>94429907I love tactical rock poses for this reason, i love piping
>>94429912So does your mum.
>>94429902A lot of people who do ship decks or industrial equivalents use those necromunda bases, which amounts to less work than even slapping on texture paste.
>>94429716The new cadians look great
>>94429919They do, anon. I don't think I ever said they were bad.I just prefer the older ones because muh heroic scale.
Is it aussie hours? What is happening?
>>94429924This anon over at >>94429320 Made a statement that I believe might be correct. And autism ensued.
All this thread has served to do so far is reaffirm that IGfags and eldarfags are still the whiniest players in the community
>>94429533Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
>>94429915I have no mom im a necrotyr
>>94429919The new Cadians look bad, but so did the old ones, so the only thing lost was the opportunity to drop the Cadian line along with their planet.
>>94429939What makes guard players and eldar players so whiny? I'm genuinely confused.
>>94429952They're factions for contrarians and contrarians need to complain more than the normal 40kfag
>>94429943You find the idea of someone dropping a model unbelievable?
>>94429956What similarity of contrarianism do the guard and eldar share? We must get to the bottom of this for the sake of autism.
>>94429958nomodels have no concept of models or their fragility
>>94429642>They switched to the stahlhelm during ww1Literally who asked you sperg
>>94429939What if i make them all Traitor guard?
>>94429951What don’t you like about them?
>>94429970valhallans and vostroyans look cooler
>>94429689These are so ass
>>94429711Those aren't your ugly models you found those on discord
>>94429974VAHALLAN RELEASE WHEN? Why the FUCK do we only have cadians?
>>94429739>ab plate instead of tummy plateThats a man. Female eldar don't have sculpted abs
>>94429782You have to be 18 years old to post here
>>94429939Except we got confirmation retard sperging out was a marinepiggy. >>94429689
>>94430005Answer my question
>>94429803They turned out great sallyfren>>94429833
>>94429803>playing tau
>>94429907What about some fucking stairs genius
>>94429958Post the broken pieces then chief
>>94429995>the eldar ranger with H cup tits gf from bsf is a canon tomboy that is partly dressed as a manMan that man of iron is the luckliest AI in the galaxy to be her bf
>>94429782For me it's picrelAlso neurolictor.
>>94430005>Only kids find women attractiveThis nigger thinks his erectile dysfunction is normal.
>>94430038Those aren't tits, that's where he keeps is samosas
>>94430042Forgot pic
>>94430027I dont own any
>>94430055>unrelated side game modelNice try James I'm not playing your specialist game slop
>>94430063
>>94430051Grownups don't need to jerk off to their toys
>>94430079Grownups can enjoy beautiful things without feeling the need to coom for it.
>>94429885>the first Cadians in the proportions of the new Cadians.Isn't Victoria Lamb updating her Guard sculpts to do exactly this?
>>94430063How do you NOT have a hormagaunt or space marine?
Bought a big collection of 2003 Cadians from the LGS. Someone just ditched their guard army. Should I add backpacks to them like pic related?I found an STL remake of the ForgeWorld cadian backpack upgrades and a recaster.
>>94430054You're just envious you don't have a tombody eldar ranger gf who went out of her way to find a box to stand on to kiss your face. It got so bad a literal priest had to stand between them to seperate them.
>>94430081Your talking about me having erectile dysfunction because I don't get hard over my wardollies and now claiming you don't want to coom over your wardollies. Which is it cumbrain cause it can't be both
>>94430055>another sexy model but not in 40k Why does Games Workshop do this to me...
>>94430095>playing cadians and not superior catachans
>>94430099I didn't say models I said women.Take your twitter faggotry elsewhere.
>>94430086Sauce on pic https://www.instagram.com/victoriaminiatures/p/CyFF8hSr-Pl/Kind of. I think she probably canned the pic related project in favour of making the models closer to the current Cadians in proportion. She has scanned her hand sculpted resin models and remade them into 3D stls so hopefully those will become 3D printable along with her new Cadians that pay homage to the first Cadians.
>>94430119This is a thread about models, and you replied to a post about models. Unless you're retarded one would assume you were talking about models
>>94430113I mean if they were Catachans I would still be asking if they should have backpacks or not. So should I give all my guardsmen backpacks if I can?
>>94430113Show us your catachan army
>>94430139Not that sperg but ye, backpacks are cool
>>94430131These look awful
>>94430151Post your models with timestamp
How could GW bring back customization into list building?
>>94429689>>94429711Yeesh.
>>94430168>>94430154
>>94430151The problem with victoria minuatures is the resin is pretty low quality.
>>94430154>nooooo you can't insult my heckin third partyrinoooosFunny how sensitive resin sloppers are against the exact same shit they try and meme
>>94430173>low resin qualityThis is true and I can confirm. I've bought models from Victoria, Anvil, and Madrobot, and Victoriaminiature's resin was the worst quality. I think she's the runt of the big three alternative guard resin stores she cut corners on the resin cost.She is moving to 3d printing a lot of bits now though. And selling STLs digitally and physically so I am sure that things are getting better.
>>94430139>>94430145Backpacks work for the WW2 vibe the new Cadians have yea
>>94430175>nooooo you can't insult my heckin third partyrinoooosJust out of curiosity what third party models do you think actually look good in your opinion?
>>94430192>I am sure that things are getting better
>>94430207>that pic.You're 100 percent correct, anon. I like Victoriaminiature's designs and the oldhammer analogue sculpted ones. I've seen a Tallarn collector use victoriaminiature female not!Tallarn bits to supplement his pewter metal Tallarn army with female soldiers.Also I want to start a guard army project, but I'm not too keen on the Cadians. I want to use Reptilian Overlords STLs and combine them with Victoriaminiatures STLs because both the Master Regiment template and the victoriaminiatures new STLs are in the new Cadian proportions and should therefore be easy to digitally kitbash.The problem is that my 3D printer hasn't arrived and I personally blame it on the Canadapost strike going on right now.
>>94430204I dunno, probably none because I have functional eyes
>>94429864They're just over-used.
>>94430131Will this look wrong if i paint him white or chinese
Not my minis but wouldnt the lava melt these guys?
>>94430271It would be extremely painful. For you.
>>94430262Why would it
>>94430204>>94430246>>94430192>>94430173>>94430131I genuinely can't tell if the dislike of third party minis is because GW's Warhammer logo isn't present with them or if they don't like them because of how they look.It is so weird to me because while I've seen some stinker models I've seen some pretty good third party models. Even saw an anon's guardsmen made of third party models and thought they were neat.
>>94430271You only melt in lava if you're gay. And judging by that mini in the middle I'd say yeah, they should be melting
>>94430271No the paint gives them a layer of thermal protection.
>>94430278Anon, you can't just "For you" yourself like that. That's not how things are done.
>>94430284Most of my models are third party and I just bought a printer to print more.I just don't think victoria minis is that good.
>>94430280They have rubber shoes most likely
>>94430284I genuinely can't tell if the attraction of third party minis is because GW's Warhammer logo isn't present with them or if they like them because of how they look.It is so weird to me because while I've seen some stinker models I've seen some pretty good first party models.Even saw an anon's guardsmen that arent made of third party models and thought they were neat.
>>94429970They feel generic sci-fi soldier in a way that fails to live up to the aesthetics of the Imperium, without being a blank enough canvas to work in the way that marines do.
>>94430296Uwot
>>94430300You ever wear boots in the summer and your soles get sticky because its that hot out?
>>94430271It's just paint, not real lava.
>>94430307What does that have to do with painting your 3rd party slop white or chinese
>>94430298why didn't GW ever release models based on this
>>94430318Because they do Cadians as their generic guardsmen instead. This is why I do not like Cadians.
>>94430193
>>94430297That's not the rebuttal to anon's question that you think it is, anon.>>94430298A third party guard store sells sculpts based off that art. Not gonna say what it is because James is watching.
>>94430333Tell me, fucker. The legal precedent set by the Chapter House lawsuit means that James wouldn't be able to do shit but seethe about it.
>>94430333It wasnt supposed to be a rebuttal, it was supposed to show how worthless his post was by showing that even if all his takes were the opposite, it still meaningless to just say "me like thing"
>>94430350Yeah that's not at all true lmao
I report all recasters to GW because we bongs have to protect each other post brexit. Im literally protecting us all from unnessicary price hikes
>>94430357>unnessicary
>>94430357I report all recasters because fuck Russians, simple as
>>94430357I report all third parties and recasters just because I think it's funny
>>94430350
>>94430368>>94430366Safe edgy
>>94430355it is, court ruled if they don't make a model of it they can't copyright claim other models of itthat's why all the units that had rules but no models got axed
>>94430298Fun fact: that helmet and gasmask design appeared in Necromunda for the house greim military attaché.
>>94430392Why the old dude have a dog's leg
>Just finished a big timeconsuming non40k personal project that was holding me back hard mentally>Close to finishing a decently timeconsuming 40k project as well>Money situation is doing nicely despite some unexpected setbacks>Had a fantastic meal todayLife's going pretty well, anons. I hope your worst days are behind you and that only greatness awaits you as well.
>all these unofficial minisI feel sick brosWhats next? Warmachine proxies?
>>94430402It's a decorative lion's paw holding an orb, evocative of Medici Lions.
>>94430416We are so backWhats the 40k projecf
Does anyone have a link or torrent to some of the red warden miniatures conversion sets of stls? I really fancy that techmarine
>>94430413Thank you, anon.
>>94430416>I hope your worst days are behind you and that only greatness awaits you as well.Thank you, anon. Were all gonna make it!>Verification not required.
>>94430425Kevin nash????
>>94430424get the blue whatsapp gram application and get searching. Hopefully you'll find it. I'm trying to find all of Mattpantser's stuff because James dashed practically all of them. I should have just coughed up my money when I had to chance
>>94430368based
>>94430441>using the nonce app
>>94430423Mandrakes>>94430434Those words have legit kept me going through some rough times. We're all gonna make it
>>94430441I have it from a long time ago, but the one time I tried searching for something I found it obtuse and very hard. Any tips on how to search for this shit? I swear to god I'm not a GW glowie
>Building Rogal Dorn>The fucking chasis has multiple connection points to the treads instead of going on a wing and a prayer that it doesn't fucking fall apart like the chimera and leman russholyyy FUCK why don't they do a full refresh of those so they're fucking STABLE?
>>94430448If you can name a better app for getting STLs after James throws the DMCA at the good STLs then be my guest to let us know.Or I'll accept your concession.
>>94430478>Leman Russ refresh They just did one
how to play dark angels
>>94430499Deathwing spam
>>94430496just checked the build instructions, the tracks still get shitwelded onto the body the same way. I want a sticky-out bit to slot into a hole so it has more stability.
>Want to start a new army >Already have guard>Like figuring out orbats, structuring my dudes and doing unit markingsWhat do?I don't really wanna do marines.
>>94430514Tau? Maybe go read Taros Campaign.
>>94430496I mean, I hear these are the move but I've never built one.>>94430499Have you brought at least 10 Deathwing Knights and characters to lead them? Ravenwing blows, don't try to make Ravenwing work.
>>94430514unironically, a very militarized Adeptus Imperium knight house
>4x 10 man scion squads in chimera>5 man scion command squad and 5 man scion squad in a chimera>Demolisher tank commander>Battle cannon>Exterminator>Rogal dorn>Manticore>2x scout sentinelsThoughts?
>>94430502>>94430523so the christmas box + even more deathwing knights?
>>94430536Tourist leave.
Dreadknight kitbash turning out bretty gud
>>94430567The pose looks stiff as fuck.
>>94430567Godspeed anon. I hope that model turns out amazingly.
>>94430547No orders no bitches
>>94430592The tank commander and command squad can give orders.
>>94430596Yeah and that's fuck all
>>94430567that's a lot of glue
>>94430567Man I can see why people prefer the old dreads desu, it looks pretty weird. I still hope you'll enjoy painting the dude anon
>>94430567I'm not the biggest fan of those round parts you used on the calves but overall it's a much better look than the usual baby carrier. Good job.
>>94430567better than the original or some of the dollar store conversion kits i've seen online (they look too cartoony). emperor bless you anon, looks great.
>>94430619Thighs, not calves. My bad.
Whats the best written 40k novel? I've seen a bunch of those lore videos and want to pick one up, no particular preference on era/faction etc just want one that's actually well written as opposed to passable but meh tie-in fantasy.
>>94430619yeah its the one part of the kitbash I really improvised lmao.. they're the upper half of a couple leftover knight faceplates.>>94430622>>94430581ty anons>>94430574yeah still messing with it, agreed at current tho.>>94430606looks like more than it is, the kitchen fluorescents really make the glue shine lmao>>94430610you're damn right I will.
>>94430636Anything by CS Goto.
>>94430651>setting the bar that midGavin Thorpe is the man for the best 40k books, especially any of his Eldar books
>>94430567Based looks goodI love the book on top
>>94430636Cs gotoGavin thorpePhil kelly
>>94430636You should start with the OG. It still holds up great and has tons of foundational information of the setting.
>>94430636Not including 30k? The necron books
>>94430636Phil kelly for tau. He understands them and he loves them
I never look at plague marines in their intended colors. They look so much better in black or red armor. Downplaying their disgusting qualities by making them look more like a DOOM monster.
>>94430636Best written? Honestly Deathworlder has the best prose of all BL books i've read. It's much tighter with its character arcs than most others and its a good story.
is it autistic to name every mini of mine and feel sad when they die
>>94430636And deathworlder
>>94430726doesn't the hivefleet specifically avoid necromunda because the GSC there has become retarded and would ruin the biology of the tyranids?
>>94428911The necrontyr have been dead for countless years. Even if the SK could find suitable bodies to put their minds in, the souls of his people were eaten. They are dead and gone, forever.
>>94430636Thanks for recommendations anons. Got Deathworlder in audio for work and ghost warrior and the infinite and the divine to actually read.
>>94430750hilariously unethical even by heretek standards experimentation and cloning shit went on resulting in the malstrains who are basically the hive splinter equivalent of a cancerous tumor now
>>94430750Yes thats the meme of the picture, 'any day now' and they're never coming
>>944304992000 points of dreadnoughts
>>94430756The audio for deathworlder is particularly good too. Id put her up there with john banks and jonathan keeble
>>94430567Well I don't care for that very much but I'm glad you're happy with it anon
>>94430784Are the boxy ones on the left also primaris dreads? Because they look a lot nicer than the rest
>>94430567Is that a psyker cannon?
>>94430795этo пpимaнкa
anyone have experience painting with tmm on really large models, like vehicles? how shit does it look and what's the best way to make it look good?
>>94430795That's the old dreadnought. They cool but so are the big primaris guys just cool in a different way
>>94430813Tmm looks great on large vehicles and larger surfaces.
does it matter when fastrolling if your battleline is 2 smaller units vs one big unit as long as they're attacking the same target unit?Had a discussion recently that I couldn't roll my 20 boys fighting from 2 flanks to the same unit because they're technically seperate units
>>94430844hypothetically, would it still look good on a titan?
>>94430850Yeah for sure
>>94430813You can always add some weathering to make it look more interesting>>94430860That's fanastic, is that yours anon?
>>94430868Nah it's stolen off Google. I don't have a good space to store something so tall
>>94430813Look at any grey knights or custodes codex to see how shit it can look. It needs drybrushing/weathering on large panels - think something like a grime gradient
>>94430877Everything that large needs some sort of weathering or variation in tone. Tmm isn't unique in that sense
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>94429763>The same sort of thing is happening with the Primaris marines as people are finding them more iconic than the firstborn marines.Mk10 will never be iconic compared to mk7. Mk7 is the superior aesthetic.
Krieg players will NEVER see a pussy
>>94430928They own mirrors, don't they?
>>94430928>>94430942Samefag
>>94430950Uh oh shovel melty
>>94429134Jej
>>94429134>that transfer part
>>94430973The transfer gets me every time
>>94430907Ritual poster anon you've made e realise how little canon art of dark eldar there is
>>94430981that and the fact that is has so much effort put into the filming and editing
>>94430986I'm going to need clarification from a dark eldar player on why they think this art looks cool
>>94428901>TQcurrently painting a squad of boyz, which will be followed with another 90 boyzplayed 2 weeks ago but never got to finish the game unfortunately
>>94430993I think it would be objectively funnier if the whole thing was filmed on a russian dash cam tier camera
>>94429833They look fine except for tactical rocks.I'm building them now, bought 5 on ebay.
>>94431001Nah, it's the juxtaposition and the hyper clarity of how monumentally fucked that model is that makes it so funny
>>94429939The guy sperging over striking scorpions is one guy who had been doing it since they got revealed
>>94429833As an actual Eldar fag these are fine I understand why so many people prefer the older ones, but a lot of that is just preferring the old proportions and the tiny details that it allowed them to highlight with oversized head and weapons.Dark Reapers are better bait anyway
>>94430392I always thought it was an odd place for a judge dredd-esque helm. Now it makes sense.
How do I add good looking Chaos trim to mark 3 armor?
Plastic swooping hawks, fire dragons and warp spiders incoming
>>94431035Unless you have professional level sculpting skills, you don't.
>>94430519I don't like tau but deep down a part of me realizes that they're strategically the exact army I want.
>>94431053Which aspect of them? Mechanically they can be represented pretty well by either parts of Eldar or Imperial Guard.
>>94431051My predictions>Plastic swooping hawks,Will be too close to the old models and *almost* look good but not quite>fire dragonsWill be fine but plain as fuck>warp spidersI'm betting on kino, they can't fuck them up.
>>94431059>they can't fuck them upTiny guns
>>94431058Ordered mechanized infantry basically. With a few fast movers to support. Individuality is a bonus.
>>94430374are these WIPs? The coats just blend in with the armour
>>94431052I don't have professional level skills, but I am a pure breed super autist. I will learn.
>>94431035lasercut some 0.2mm acetate.dunk in tamiya thin to soften the edges.cut rivets and cement ongap fill between edging and your new trim
I have exactly 110 points to fill in my CSM Renegade Raiders list, should I take a Thousand Sons squad with flamers or the new Nemesis Claw meme unit?
